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Would you like to be kidnapped by a monster and fed food

Cowabunga

>>44752232
here

Do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior, the Fallen God?

Hairjobs

Best girl (other than your waifu)

Resis the urge to belly rub

>"Whats wrong Anon? I thought you always wanted a High Tech Android Girl? Oh, is it because you were expecting the "Profile" Automaton? The OLD OUTDATED and OBSOLETE models that look like fragile porcelain dolls that would break from a soft breeze and underpowered blasters? You ungrateful meatbag, you should be thankful that a more modern and high end model such as myself has decided to take you in as a boyfriend. Besides you did suckled on my breasts for seven hours straight the other day, so show me some love like a good little boyfriend that you are! Besides, as a more modern, advanced and high end model. I am made from more durable ballistic and blast proof materials yet just as soft and fleshy thanks to more modern MagiTek means. And I am also modular, which enables me to be outfitted with different armaments and defensive measures. And I can tell despite your ungratefulness you want to have sex with me all day, so start giving me a wash first."

>>44754501
wow, a purple cat. i bet she can show me where wonderland is

>>44754512
EMP correction is needed

>>44754507
Lazy cats can't even rub their own belly!

>>44754254 #
So what if I do? My mother was abusive and neglectful, so thinking about older women helps me cope with what not being able to change the past

>>44754512
please don't yell at me...

>>44754506
Remember the black yeti are the biggest and most aggressive yetis out there. That be careful out there anons don’t need you getting taken by a raven haired fluffy giant.

Generic succubi deserve love too

I like to breed with something bigger than me.

>>44754536
>aggressive
>yetis
Make up your mind, you're not speaking sense! Clearly out in the snow too long. Don't worry, I know a nice black-floof yeti who can warm you up.

>>44754538
They get plenty of it around here.

>>44754553
such is ambition

It's simple, we kill the demon lord.

>>44754488

Are there any yan yeti stories like the amoba anon white horn one, or yan stuff with normally non yan monsters?

>gacha OP
gonna be a shithole for sure

Best mermaid

>>44754607
Don’t jinx shit anon.

>>44754610
Fun fact, scientists have never observed eels breeding before and nobody knows how they reproduce!

The Headless Horsepussy.

>>44754532
thats a dog though

>succubus wakes me in the middle of the night, gloating about how easy it was to break into my apartment
>starts detailing her plans to rape me until I'm screaming
>tell her to fuck off and let me sleep and just roll over and pull the sheet up over my face
Damn Monsters not letting us get proper sleep.

>>44754620
What a mystery! Is there no way to unravel the secrets?!

It's autumn. That means winter soon.

>>44754494
Very much so as long as I didn't have to cover my eyes. I'd encourage her tying me up though

Submit to dark elves
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37609327

>>44754494
i suppose i could free up some time in my schedule

>>44754624
She can't suck his blood! They aren't married!

>>44754731
You know I think most dark elf stories are unpleasant, but this is pretty cute. Not cute enough that I think I'd be happy with a DE waifu, but I can see why others might.

>>44754606
>or yan stuff with normally non yan monsters? Yan Tritonia, yan Ittan-momen, yan Nereid and more! So many untapped possibilities

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, Satyros are best girls but only when sober. Granted, their sober is probably anything less than them downing a keg.

I want to find the fattest, most depressed NEET monster and cuddle her until she is happy again
Gloomy girls smiles are the best

Ancient evils are made to breed with and create little zoomer evils

>>44754830
Will she keep me warm?

>Raiju poledancing on a lightning rod in the middle of a thunderstorm

>>44754512
Hmm, I'd have to switch her personality to a more lovey-dovey one.

>>44754858
Warm and safe.

>>44754806
>guess where the ice comes from

>>44754806
>Kiss one of the ice ladies
>Get trapped in a kiss by your tongue getting frozen to their tongue
Devious

>>44754864
I want to live in that sweater

>>44754904
I'm sure that can be arranged for a cute lil' guy like (you)!

>>44754910
concentrated fox pheromones are a hell of a drug, getting sweaternapped will break through even the toughest of charm resistances

>>44754666
>Sits in front of you at the movie theater

>>44754916
Other pheromones aren't too much better when concentrated.

>>44754916
I like pheromones. The idea of getting all heady and lovey-dovey just because you're really close to a monster is very cute.

Jiiiii

>>44754861
Sorry, she's tsun-locked and the EULA says no jailbreaking

>>44754538

>>44755010
I gotta return her. No way I'm dealing with a trashdere.

>sweaters stunlock because they inflict constant sleep
Who the fuck thought this was balanced?

>>44754988
That's something I like about kejourou; being able to put you in that state just by being near you. So one could just sit with you in an enclosed space and do nothing while you slowly lose your composure.

>>44754860
She's making loud noises, it's waking me up at night

>>44755026
Hush and take your nap.

>>44755026
You dare to question the DL?! As punishment she's added new buffs, It now inflicts charm, and pheromone debuffs, stay in there too long and you'll get the addicted debuff

Keep complaining anon, she'll add more

>>44755026
Well it has a short range and if you miss with it, you're vulnerable to a counter attack.

>>44755066
>he doesnt know about the animation cancel

ghost blowjobs
woo woo

>>44754494
Fuuka isn't a monster

>>44755026
I want to make a weresheep wool sweater

>>44755094
anon, she has horns. Are they cosplay or something?

>>44754488
Do frame rates matter in your adventure when combating monster girls?

>>44755171
Yes the bogey cuddle attack goes at 144fps so if your fps is low it comes out like 3-4 times faster

>>44755193
Not like you could dodge that attack even if you have the same fps, but still.

sleep time

>Stay away from my Husband, you damn dirty beasts!
>t.Recorded audio of a female soldier from the 444th Rifles Brigade during the assault at Wind Ridge Peaks, the fate of said female soldier and her spouse unknown as they're still MIA

Yfw the barely 4 foot tall Gremlin rejects you because your dick is too big for her.

>>44755340
Why are you like this

>>44754570
I really really like this succ

>>44754495
Just imagine a tower of horny cows. Wouldn't that be weird, haha?

>>44755354
Yfw the barely 4 inch tall fairy magics your dick bigger because she wants to be extra s t r e t c h y.

>>44754538
Nothing generic about that chocolate and them curves.

>>44754570
Now, this, THIS is generic! I'd love her.

>>44754830
Wouldn't you be making Gen A kids now? Who know what horrors they hold.

>>44755394
It's an edit. In the actual picture she's pale as milk which is the best

>>44755378
>>44755394
Cute succs

Red Flags, yes?

>>44755449
I tend to lean towards extremists, I would get along well with Extremist Monsters and Monster Supremacists, I could love a Malef or other Mamano supremacist gals.

>>44754806
The Tsurara-Onna is peak visual for the ice elementals. She blows Ice Queen outt of the water I have to imagine an Ice Queen born from a Tsurara-Onna couple who dresses like her mother to even like Ice Queen.

>>44754423
Is there a second page? This reminds me of 'Meeting a Witch/Wizard' genre of jap art.

>>44754501
I wonder how fallen goddess missionaries would react to me actually inviting them.

Wolf Girls need domestication.

>>44755340
Please make more of those shitpost threads like last time and stay in them, thanks

La Cukaracha needs some Raid.

hellwan love

I will not lose to cows.
I will not lose to cows.
I will not lose to cows.

>>44755675
Famous last words.

>>44755406
I recognize this succ

>>44755340
She got turned into a demi succ and they're fucking, now fuck office

Headwings are retarded and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

>>44755752
even if they wiggle them at (You)

>cheshy gives herself corporate memphis art style body proportions

>>44755799
>Corporate Memphis art style
Wut?

>>44755752
I agree. Every time I see them I can't help but try to imagine just what animal has wings on their heads. they'd have to be some chimaeric being that was made for wings to grow form a head.

>>44755826
Are you braindead? google it

>>44755826
It's that soulless art you see on google of characters with ridiculous body proportions and weird skin colors to make it completely safe and non-offensive so no twitter freak can complain about discrimination or whatever.
Just google the term and you'll see it.

>>44755838
Done.
>>44755839
I didn't know that it was call like that. Chesh won't be fuggg for 4 days as a punishment

>>44755723
Where did she get the kid from? Do succs reproduce asexually, or is this one just adopted/much younger cousin/something else like that?

>>44755913
It's a Child of Fate. She drank a super expensive potion that reverses causality and impregnates her with a destined child to help draw her destined mate to her side and compel him to impregnate her, completing the cycle of causality.

big dodonkers

cum in noodles

>>44755743
>now fuck office
Soldier woman and her spouse are now office workers on Danuki Corp. LTD and have sex in their cubicle?

Man, writing is hard

>>44756003
The curtains were blue! That means the boy was sad! Sad boys get sexed until they are happy! Then the curtains are as blue as the sky! The clear sky where the storm has passed!

>>44756003
Most things are when you try them for the first time.

>>44756018
the curtains were blue because i wanted them to be blue! now shove that pencil up your ass like a dildo and stop looking for meaning where there is none.
damn fairies.

>>44755967
Meant to write fuck off

>>44755679
I didn't know cows came in that size.

>>44756170

>>44756196
Lord have mercy.

>>44756213
You gonna get milkboarded.

>>44756217
Whatever information they want, i'm not giving it to them.

>>44756169
Not excuse for bad grammar or misspellings. Imagine a Hakutaku or Crow Tengu teacher being a grammar nazi or taking misspellings as a Capital Offense?

>>44756289
Don't care, it's not my first language.

>Finally manage to get to sleep
>Dreamt of a Griffon who taught herself humanization magic to walk around town unnoticed
>TFW it just makes them hornier
I WANT TO GO BACK

>>44756429
There is no going back anon. It's too late now. The only thing remainng now it for you to go and write a short story about it.

>>44756196
I have a mighty need

>>44754536
They're just going through a goth phase

How would you help Gremlin-chan win the race?

>>44755679
>Your extremely pent up christmas cake holstaur neighbor gets in the elevator with you
>So pent up she might snap if you touch her
>There is barely enough space to move around because she's thicc
How does one escape this unraped?

>>44755930
Now I've heard about taking the firstborn child as payment, but this is ridiculous!

>>44756986
It's a two-for-one, or technically a three for one. As the sperm meeting the egg fulfils fate, it satisfies the requirements of the potion, but the raw fact of the matter is that you now have sperm and an egg. Thus fertilisation happens, an a new child is created, however it has an identical appearance towards the first. Thus, it's almost as though they were identical twins, separated in the womb via causality and time.

So not only do you get a daughter that leads to you getting her father, but the process also gets you another kid. Thus this incredibly rare and expensive potion is highly sought after. The only unfortunate side effect, something which can only be conceived of and understood after the fact, is the firstborn carries with them a vague sense of incongruity until the other is born.

>>44756983
Rape her?

>>44754536
>Go to winter town
>Screams
>"NIGGER MONKEY GIRL"
>R U N

You have found a young dragon munching on the chilies from your garden. How do you stop her before she eats everything without making her cry?

>>44756983
>your mouth is pressed against her ass, so you can't speak or reason with her
The only option is to take control of the situation and graduate her from being a christmas cake right in that elevator

>>44757342
>How do you stop her
With sodomy, obviously

>>44757342
>oh did you know, eating chilis will actaully make your firebreathing weaker if you eat too many of them
>don't believe me? Try to burn these logs here
>points to soggy log that have been sitting outside
>she obiously fails
At least she won't eat all of them now.

>>44757342
Those damn pepper stealing whores!

>>44757342
Clean shot to the head with demon silver 4gauge and giving back her sleeping body to her dad

>>44756196
I don't know I can handle that much.

>wake up
>go to work as a janitor at the necropolis
>constantly harassed by wights,vampires,liches and zombie dragons as i try cleaning my designated area
God fucking dammit

>>44757459
>He does it for free
My sides

>>44757469
I get paid with a free home and provided meals! Money is worthless in undead society

>>44757535
Just like a slave?
How can you buy guns, miniatures, computer, games... without money?

>>44757551
None of that is necessary when you are smothered in undead pussy

>>44757578
But it's fun playing co-op games with undead wife.

>>44757578
Undead cats, aaah.

>>44757615
The only coop game they play is "who i will raise for a threesome?"

Anon will NEVER be a necromancer and raise 9000 power liches

>MGCPD fall for another covered pit trap with donuts as bait

>>44756446
My writing days are long since over though. Not sure they ever truly began but it is what it is.

>>44757818
Stop that, you'll make them fat

>>44754538
I want be crushed by those dark chocolate cheeks

>>44757578
That's dumb, you're a jannie slave, pathetic

>>44758116
Not fat enough

Playing with ALICE
Indulging her whimsy!
Buying her cute dresses!
Oiling her horns and wings for health!
Telling her spooky stories to make sure she doesn't stay up past her bed time!
Pretending to get mad at her when she eats your ice cream!
Watching lame movies with ALICE!
Lending her a spare house shirt to relax in!
Seeing her healthy legs all exposed!
Catching plenty of glimpses of her panties!
Snapping and copping a feel!
Doing a little more than touching!
Her accepting it as she turns strange!
ALICE embracing her succubus side!
Waking up the next day wracked with guilt over forcing yourself on ALICE!
ALICE acting like nothing happen!
ALICE embarassed seeing you both wake up naked!
ALICE already convinced herself that your clothes must have gotten stripped while tossing and turning!
Falling back into your normal lives again, forgetting the terrible things you did to her!
ALICE wearing one of your old shirts again...!

Luv Foxes. Simple as.

Happy

>>44756791
Get the top racists to her team, like Chesh or this guy >>44757107

Lilim appreciation post, there's a lim for all your needs!

>>44758340
what about lims with massive assses or creepy hex maniac like lims?

>>44754512
>roll eyes at her and shrug
>"I want a SHODAN model, not some fragile *modern* piece of sleek-looking junk that'll be obsolete in a couple years"

>>44758340
where is the momlim and the musclelim?

>>44756196
dear sweet lord I need a giga cow, extra milk, extra beef

>>44758424
Slime time?

>>44758479
right here.

report the fur shit and dont respond to the mick, and just keep reporting his shit for offtopic

mmm jub juice

>>44758523
Mmm, tastes like intense sexual frustration

>>44754488

>>44758520
rule 7, friend.

Accept slimes.

>>44758646
This one looks very polite, so i will accept it.

>>44758662
Good

>>44758619
1. Reporting a shitspamming furfaggot isn't misclassified.
2. He didn't announce reporting anything, only told others to rightfully report your retarded shitposts.
3. For someone who is supposedly from the Great Shitstain and natively speaks english you sure have garbage-tier reading comprehension, neck yourself incestbaby.

Shogs should not be trusted.

I like to imagine a loli bapho falling for some guy and not the other way around. And there's comedic instance after comedic instance of her trying to convince the guy, who's not into loli, that she's actually an adult and even older than him. And then when he's finally convinced of that, she constantly has to attempt to convince him that cunny and flat chest are superior, but he never buys it. Her friends and subordinates just tell her to magic him to like her, but she wants the falling in love to be natural

>>44758706

>>44758710
You wouldn't trust this face?

Are they any printable 3D model of chesh?

If black cats are bad luck then how fucked am I if a goth cheshire walks by me?

>>44758887
ur fine, shes pale, choco cats are the problem tho

>>44758887
I want to see a goth chesh.
Hell, I just want to see goth mgs.

>>44759011
Here, I combined those tags of gelbooru and this was the first result.

>>44755648
gun snuggle the hotdog

>>44758764
Perfect IMAGINE size

>>44759216
This brings back good memories.

>>44759216
Such powerful abilities...

>>44759307
Call of the deep used to wipe out entire armies, shit was wild. Anon who wanted a fantasy setting with monster girl armies must be happy to see this.

>gacha OP

>>44759188
Sex with an Ice Queen must be an out of this world experience, she's still extremely cold but at the same time it doesn't bother, harm or numb you.

Your monsterfu has sustained a major injury (thankfully nothing permanent) that requires her needing extensive help completing daily tasks such as getting dressed, eating, walking, and bathroom use.

Do you hire someone to take care of her, or do you help her yourself?

>>44759450
Help her myself and cuddle her at every opportunity

>>44759450
As far as I understand this wouldn't change anything for a cait sith.

Trust elves.

>>44759450
I still need to go to work so I will hire someone

>>44759450
Are you fucking kidding me? I'm going to become the best damn caretaker the world has ever fucking seen.

>>44759470
>>44759496
How do you get money if no one is working?

>>44759510
Monster law benefits package

>>44759510
I have a nice piggybank saved for stuff like that. Or i can just send a request to the goverment, they pay you a basic income if you need to take care of a loved one. The people here aren't heartless.

>>44759510
BEHOLD! The pile of gold she slipped and broke her ankle on!

Always trust elves.

>>44759628
But elves look at me funny and their ears wiggle alot

Does a dragon prefer a castle, cave, or tower?

>>44759450
I have a fetish for serving mamano, especially high-class ones.

>>44756196
gods help us all

>>44757342
I would let her have the chiles

>>44757551
>guns, miniatures, computer, games
is this your life?

>>44759686
I have a fetish of having high class mamano becoming utter dorks around me, dropping their spaghetti around me due to being so unused to dealing with their heart beating too fast.

>>44759763
i got a fetish for stealing them and them being tsundere around me calling me a savage, brute, ape, or animal since I molest and rape them like one

>>44759704
>this is the weakest cow
There is no hope, is there?

>>44759704
The fattest Southern drawl

>>44759820
Hope
Is irrational

You milk the cow, and the cow milks you
Give and take. Ying and Yang. Black and white. Perfect harmony. Monster and man, living together.
Moo

>>44756429
your fluffy future griffon wife was revealed to you in a dream
she is here in human form looking

>>44759820
>>44759872
cows are fucking stupid. Just tip her over and she's powerless

Just have sex with monster girls? Is that so hard and go for the one you want

>>44759998
Yes it is hard, I want to cause mayhem not get tied down by marriage.

>>44759976
Try tipping this.

>>44760060
T-the bigger they are, the harder they fall. And that's a big cow, so...

>>44760011
Anon, im a multi level threat according to order and I have like 3wives

>>44760011
I just want to be a dark lord with my harem of dark elves that put cities to the sword.

Do not overfeed your mouse wife and definitely do not treat her stomach like dough

>>44760290
She perpetually stinks like cheese.

>>44759929
W-What is that cow doing in the left?

>>44760312
oh that's just her bell, she would never take a shota and put it under her clothes of course not...

>>44760290
Fatten her up, I say.

>>44759998
Nice try eros glowie

>>44760418
I want to cum inside eros glowies

>>44760290
Pshh.

>>44760475
No bush, no game.

>>44760475
Shouldn't they be called cummies or something? If you see them glowing pink in the dark you should hit them with your cock.

>>44760483
Removal of the bush is removal of all distractions. This allows perfect precision insertion without any misses, as expected of a warrior of eros.

Good girl.

>>44760520
Cute dog.

>>44760506
High speed, low drag? Sasuga. I'm glad they were talked out of adopting flared cockwells for tactical insertion though, that would've been weird.

>>44760475
>Its the FBI breaking in meme but its all Cupids.
Anon was subdued
His kobold is ahegoing.
10/10 hit

>>44760520
so this is a dog? a bird? kiki maybe?

>>44758787
Likely

>44760520
>44760525
>44760553
Kill yourself /trash/faggot

marry foxes

>>44759998
Well if you put it that way I'll just go for the one I want!

>>44760600
only if they're giant and have lots of tails

>>44760588
No, I don't think I will.

>>44754494
Depends for what reason. She might just be fatting you up so she can cook and eat you eventually.

>44760619
Yes, you should. You are a worthless trash.

>>44760588
cry harder

>>44760616
You could live in those tails

>>44760635
why don't you quote us like a man? Or are you afraid that we will answer you?, faggot

>>44760658
Still not long and fluffy enough, I want tails that take up the whole room.

>>44760683
sorry i quoted the wrong post

>>44760686
>Several millenia later...

>>44760616
Must have some oni in that fox.

>>44760616
Standing cunnilingus height.

>44760652
Give it just a few hours and this inbred furfag rat is crying about something and playing the victim again

>>44760637
why don't you quote us like a man? Or are you afraid that we will answer you?, faggot

>>44760218
Yeah but I want to be a menace to both the Order and Mamonos alike.

>>44760712
Why are you so passive aggressive and obsessed? You're like a woman, give it a rest.

>>44760600
Why?

>>44760728
Very cute little fox

>>44760716
sounds like you need to fuck, its more fun to mess with those uptight bastards and make them dance in your palms and fall into your never-ending circus

>>44760716
He's gonna find out.

>>44760748
Who is?

While it is often thought that dragon zombies are stupid, experiments have shown that they possess the same problem solving abilities as their living counterparts. They understand what you're saying, they just don't care.

>>44758405
Only the fattest of asses and they all can be creepy if you'd like!

>>44758479
Plenty of cakes to go around, and you can earn gains with her!

The younger male must fuck the older female it’s the natural order of things.

>>44757342
>sees cute dragon girl eating my homegrown chilies
>surprise her
>she quickly apologizes and is afraid
>am flattered that she likes them
>gives her some to take home
>over the course of months become aquainted with her
>invite her to stop by after school for some food made using chilies
>her mother finds out she's talking with a stranger
>scolds her
>mother visits me to threaten to not see her daughter again
>she falls in love with me and my cooking
>starts dating
>become a family

>>44759947
I don't want a Griffon wife though

>>44760912
>turning down the one monster that did the impossible and portal'd herself to Earth for (You)

>>44760652
Summer is over. She should consider finally putting on some clothes.

>>44760911
That doesn't sound very monster-like...

your majesty where are the three cheese pizzas

>>44760978
Most anons here aren't into monster girls. You'd think they are, but they aren't. They mostly just want virgin waifus.

>>44761039
I, too, want a lovely virgin wife.

>>44760905
Isn't it the other way around?

>>44761039
Or I just love monstergirls and romance. Not everyone wants to be raped by a monster

>>44761039
Sorry not everyone is into your adultery fetish anon.

>>44761108
You didn't work being a dragon into your post once. I don't think domestic dragon soccer mom is much of a thing, anon.

>>44761199
Eh that's fair. Was half assing it

>>44761234
But now that I say it I think it could be a thing. A horrible, horrible thing that drives an SUV.

>>44761251
>hover mother soccer mom with the pride and rage of a dragon
Yeah, sounds awful.

>>44761134
Meant to say the mom was widowed, but screwed it up since I was half assing it. It's a greentext so whatever

>>44761352
Dullahan breeds, very rare.

>>44760926
I'm like 99% sure that dream was just me opining about the days of Belgianon doing smut and being slightly drunk at the time before bed. I don't particularly like the eagle-lions.

>>44761033
It's just water weight

>>44760905
>>44761075
Both are fine, it's just icky when two people the same age bone. Unless they're childhood friends, in which case it's fucking based.

give sphinxes the melon

>>44761498
only if they promise to smother me with theirs

>>44761498
Ono

>>44761494
This is your brain on hag.

Damn fox brat

>>44761494
i guess pandemonium can help out with that

>>44761498
>monsters start having human sons
>sons pass traits from their monster ancestors on to their daughters
>wind up with a griffon, anubis, sandworm girl
>heaven help the poor souls who had shogs for grandparents

>>44747475
>Good morning class!
>Let's all give a warm Winterstown welcome to our new substitute teacher, Mr. Anon!
>If you need anything, I'll be at home passed out from Old Wendi's wine

>>44761521
needs 'gentle guidance and understanding so she doesn't feel the need to act out' correction

>>44761546
>Shog/kiki/devil bug dauhjter
>Her entire life is an existential crisis

>>44761556
How could Ms. Whitehorn do that? She needs a companion to drink.

There is one bad end path in MGE, it's marrying two or more hebis.

>>44761577
Ms. Whitehorn hasn't had a day off in years! You're just the man to help her out, teach the kids for a day and let Ms. Whitehorn indulge herself!

>>44761556
>whitehorn is out sick with a cold
>feels horrible, but what else is new
>years of watching other people's children grow up has left her bitter and lonely
>goes back to the school in a few days
>enters her class to find Anon teaching the kids
>Anon greets her, and says he's the sub
>whitehorn is already in love
>Anon tells her that she's done a great job with the kids
>whitehorn blurts that she'll do an even better job with his

>>44761576
>obsessively cleans her master's living space
>chides him about his filthy habits
>has a nest full of his dirty clothes, empty chip bags, and drained soda cans that she rolls around in when he's gone

>>44761598
what if it's the same hebi but in a time paradox

>>44761618
she will still get jealous, don't underestimate her

>>44761605
>the kids turn to each other and start giggling
>Ms. Whitehorn realizes what she said
>she covers her face and runs out of the room
>Substitute Anon and the kids watch from the windows as she runs through the snow away from school

>Guy rides down a busy street
>His horsegirl is bipedal
>She carries him piggyback, his bouncing legs legs jutting out far ahead of her
>A hushed silence falls over the crowds as everyone's attention gradually turns towards him
>He returns their stares with a crazed gleam in his eye, then, with a shout, spurs his horsegirl into a gallop and disappears around a corner

>>44761677
I prefer it this way. When I want to get kinky I could give her a piggy back ride instead.

>>44761677
But... where is the horse pussy?

>>44761797
Where it belongs.

>>44761825
;_;

>>44761598
>getting hit on by a hebi
>she seems to be everywhere at once, chalk it up to hebi shenanigans
>always asking you if there's another woman, never trusts you when you say it's only her
>asks you to meet her in the park at sunset for a special surprise
>asks you again later that day
>arrive at the park
>find identical twin hebis in the middle of a fight
I hope you're ready to choose, Anon

>>44761677
Look at my horse. My horse is amazing

>>44761825
Very cursed, but in a good way.

>>44761847
You mean blessed, perhaps blursed.

Do centaurs need horseshoes?

>>44761797
quadrupeds are for closeted bronies

>>44761825
Yeats later, I still can't get over how much better these designs are. Blursed indeed.

>>44761898
Like normal cows and horses, the hooves of holstaurs and centaurs along with their variants need maintenance, you don't want your wife to catch an infection.

>going through haunted house
>suddenly pic related happens
Do (You) pet the birb?

>>44761934
Nope.

>>44761934
She's gonna be probably more afraid of my wife at my other side slowly losing it.

>>44761934
>"Where did you come from I was alone, and you weren't there at all..."
Very suspicious.

>>44761934
Isn't petting birdgirls an erotic thing?

>>44761956
On their back, under their eyes or under her wings is yes. Only headpats allowed, but that's where the girl part of her comes in.

>>44761934
>monsters waiting in haunted house to cling to guys that pass through
>more monsters than haunted house employees
>Anon finds it hard to believe that an ushi oni is somehow terrified of the mummy cardboard cutout that pops out of the wall

>>44761974
Miss Ushi IS genuinely scared, she went in because she thought it sounded fun but it turned out too scary for her.

>>44761923
How do wild horses cope tho.

>>44761974
That may not make much sense, but what if its true? You can't leave a poor, helpless, and terrified monster girl alone in the dark like that. We're men not brutes.

>>44761987
>football carries Anon through the haunted house
>busts through two different walls
>screams and shoots a gob of webbing whenever anything pops out
>has to stuff her face into Anon's chest and cry for a few minutes once she gets out
>cries even harder when she's banned from the fair for destroying a load-baring wall in the haunted house

>>44762016
Aww. Protecc.

>>44761996
...anon you know that farmers exist, right?

>>44761995
A real vampire wouldn't have a reflection. That's just a human with false teeth.

I want a huge, hulking lizardman adventuring companion that has to wear a heated cloak in the northern regions as its chilly and she gets a bit sleepy if its too cold.

>>44762040
Wild horses exist too, wurm-chan.

>>44762042
Vampires cover themselves in makeup/bodypaint so that they can see how the outfit will look on them

>>44762029
>have to go back into the fair to get her some cotton candy to calm her down
>have to hold the cone for her so she can eat it without getting sugar in her paw fur
>she asks you to walk her home because it's getting dark outside
>find out that she lives in the spookiest, most haunted looking cave known to man

>>44762040
I meant horses living by themselves. In the wild. No human contact. I just googled it and it seems like the hooves adapt to the environment.

>>44762033
These girls are tempting.

>>44761986
This fucking horse is winning me over. I used to hate her, but she's growing on me.

>>44762033
puffy

>>44762051
That is not the point, of course there are wild horses but a centaur is not wild (unless she is an extremist) she is a being intelligent enough to know that a nail has just been stuck in her hoof and she has a infection that must be treated

>>44762089
You call that puffy?

I hate the attention horse.

>>44762094
It's like one dude that reposts bicorn.

>>44762070
She's the most trustworthy horse

>>44762049
Bring a million candles and pillows to make it the best cave ever.

>>44762111
I was only making a silly joke, don't look deep into it.

>>44761956
>>44761970
Sometimes I feel like this thread is just horny Animal Planet. Keep it up.

Obsessed with giant prehistoric reptiles

>>44762137
Is "ancient" not strong enough for you to bully old virgin dragons?

>>44762137
>the dragons in the park are larping as dinosaurs to try and attract shotas again
They really have no shame, huh?

>>44762134
She looks like she came out of the yukopi music video.

>>44762143
Permian hags that are older than mammalians

>>44762153
How old is Hagville then?

>>44762137
Do you think they respond well to Ice Age themed pick up lines

>>44754995
>>44755022
Both very rapeable

>>44762115
How do I tell her that I only want one wife? Would she respect my boundaries or try to trick me into building a harem?

>Still no Chupacabra girl
Ayy lmao

>>44762175
>dog like girl who hunts you down and drinks your blood

>>44762153
Permian hags that had milk before breastfeeding was even invented, storing it for that one special anon millions of years into the future.

>>44762175
>no patasola
>no llorona
>no nahual
Latin bros, it's so over.