/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>>44737977
Oh I'm not falling for this one again.

Did you know that half-youkai have a high probability of being autistic?

Absolutely no. I don't wanna die during sex.

>>44737977
a youkai's vagina is hardy and their anus is too wide for human cock

Hijiri hands made this thread

you'd feel better if you nutted in a youkai

>>44739628
Hijiri hands made me ejaculate. Several times. Onto her face and tits.

>>44740193
You mustn't breed with the truly evil youkai, /jp/.

>>44740502
you shouldn't breed with a schizophrenic youkai like OP's picrel either

>>44740518
i doubt you'd remember the act with her anyway

>>44740502
Tengu have the closest thing to a humanlike society, and the vast majority of Oni are consistently earnest and straightforward, meaning even at their worst and most belligerent they're better people than most youkai species.
Anon, (You) have an ethical imperative to go out and breed with Tengu and Oni until Gensokyo improves.

>>44740551
I could get behind breeding Tengu.

>>44740630
I hear they prefer their men beneath them while breeding, actually.

>>44737977
How would cumming inside a youkai's anus feel like?

>>44740670
Like bags of sand

>>44740670
similar to cumming inside a human's anus except that it's wider and clean as there is no shit from there

>>44740654
Dominated, smothered and forcefully wrung dry, day in and day out.

>>44740630
>>44740654
>>44740757
get this smelly tengu out of there, we breed with our satori sisters here, everyone knows that humans are closest to monkeys so they are our closest friends (kappa gtfo)

>>44740757
I only ask that I'm given breaks in accordance with union laws so I can keep up the rest of the time.

>>44740764
I read that underground youkai are evil? Better play it safe you know.

>>44740551
do not listen to this person. oni are evil and mean and brute and drunk and stupid and you will be damaged in interactions with them.
however! tengu are good, considerate, majestic, rational, and would lead you to a fantastic experience.
what if a oni superpopulation occurs? where they will live, youkai mountain? NO! youkai mountain is tengu territory! recognize youkai mountain sovereignty! tengu leads a legitimate estate!

>>44740886
>what if a oni superpopulation occurs? where they will live, youkai mountain?
My exceedingly deredere Oni wife would never think of living so far away from me. Clearly you have no sense of the amount of separation anxiety these horned women end up experiencing. I've had dogs that are less overjoyed to be reunited with me.

>>44740886
the only thing that is true is >>44740764
satoris are your friends and lovers

Everyone here is wrong. Humans are only mean to fuck HUMANS

>>44741084
Wrong, human males will be taken away from every human female so that pure-blood humans will die out and youkai will prosper together with their human husbands

>>44737977
I'll go for a Celestial Wife myself. They also come with a nice dragon palace messenger fish mistress as a bonus

If we're impregnating youkai, I want it to be with someone like Junko or Doremy. To earn such a right and try, try, and try again is definitely a worthwhile cause. Have sex with youkai wife or pure wife, and enjoy every time because you've earned that right to try and impregnate your wife.

Also. Can you imagine what a Baku-Human could do? One with control over the realm of dreams and the freedom of humanity? Subliminal messages, gathering information, helping others dream peacefully, and more! And there's Junko. Give her a child again.

>>44741278
>Junko
Is not a youkai

>>44741571
the important part is she's not human

I for one would simply breed an army out of the Hakurei clan to stop the degenerate youkai fuckers.

>>44741874
You better hope they're all girls, any male Hakurei's idea of youkai suppression is a firm mating press. That's the suppression part.

>>44737977
Rinnosuke's father did it, you'll too

The tengu aren't remotely subtle with their propaganda these days, holy fuck.
I'm calling dibs on Kogasa. And if she is already taken, I'm fine with any of the GYN or Yuuka.

>>44742034
>Yuuka.
Taken. By me. 1st choice. If you wish to contest, I will fight with extreme prejudice.

>>44742034
I call dibs on Sekibanki

>>44742034
I don't want to fuck a stinky youkai, I'd rather love and marry a human hermit!

>>44737977
Thank you for the PSA Koishi. I will get started on attaining an oni wife immediately.

>>44742059

>>44741084
Go away, smelly human woman

I am going to cum inside of a youkai and no one can stop me.

Wow, Aya is REALLY desperate for a human boyfriend, isn't she? Fine, I'll take one for the team and court this tengu.

>>44741956
Will they mating press the youkais or get mating pressed by the youkais?

>>44747581
Mating pressing the youkai, of course
It is humanity's destiny to conquer the unknown

>>44748258
No! I won't fall prey to the tube fox's...devious...cuteness...!

>>44738062
Why does Koakuma have fakies?

Why do youkai want to have sex with humans so often?

>>44751918
Have you seen the sex drives of humans compared to other animals? There might not be a single species that can, much less will, go for hours on end. Pure sex as a species.

Don't try to have sex with Youkai. This is what Reimu and Marisa will do to you once they catch wind of your plans.
https://cdn.donmai.us/original/66/2d/__hakurei_reimu_and_kirisame_marisa_touhou_drawn_by_fujiko_emnprmn__662d5c3c440e5416fbaec9d37582896f.png

>>44752266
Those dastardly humans, how could they do such a thing?
Foiled again by the red and white and black!

I rattle castrate myself than fucking a youkai

>>44748258
Dumb fox thinks she can seduce me

the only sex worth having with youkai is paizuri sex

>>44743739
>human hermit

>>44740193
sauce for pic?

No youkai are able to top the otherwordly charms of the pit slut and her mushroom gypsy companion.
But if they could, here are the top three wife material youkai:
1. Mamizou
2. Aya
3. Suika

>>44755982
You're already a father.

All the kids in the village have had their innocence taken away by mature youkai ladies. The fact that they are overwhelmingly female means they constantly compete for the attention of the few male villagers and unlucky outsiders

>>44756894
Don't worry! Sanae is doing her best to fight back the youkai's dominance over the village shotas!

>>44752266
This is a abuse of their power! Men should be free to seek out youkai if they want!

>>44756974
Get away from that boy you harlot!

>>44756894
What about the younger youkai ladies such as rumia, mystia or wriggle? How large is their share on the village boys?

>>44758329
They die

>>44764312
Tsukasa, shut up and get the fuck out. I'm gonna fuck your boss now.

>>44764312
This fox doesn't want sex, she wants to ruin your life and is but one part of her masterplan! Don't fall for it!

>>44767817
Why is Aya dressed like this?

>>44771367
Newspapers weren't selling well enough.

>>44771268
Dealing with a pregnant fox would definitely be a brutal struggle right now

>>44771367
I told her to.

>>44771367
What this Anon >>44771395 said

Most youkai will kill you and even if you do get laid they will end up using you as a midnight snack

It's not worth it Anons. Your life is worth more than youkai pussy

>>44784905
They might kill (You), but I'd be a good enough lay that it would end up causing an Incident.

Doubling the population of Gensokyo is worth the (negligible) risk.

>>44737977
I feel bad for wanting to bury my face in her crotch.