/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fuck foxes

gonna remove that silly seal

>>44723917
How do I stop old perverted foxes from stealing my underwear?
They can at least pay for them like normal monster girls.

>>44723948
Would monsters buy male bath water?

>>44723932
>gonna remove that silly seal
Me too, brother. Me, too.

>>44723958
>nerdy NEETnubis buys gamer boy bathwater
>instead gets delivered an actual gamer boy to bathe with her (read: force her to take a bath even though she doesn't want to)
>he's pretty good at Kemet and Ra too, what a find

Talking about seals. I wonder what purpose the Oomukade's talisman serves. KC does mention what you can do with it on the Jiangshi profile, but there is no mention of it for the Oomukade. Mit is just underweaar that sticks to the skin due to her body type.

Would you rather be king of your own Khepri realm or stand by a Pharaoh's side as prince-consort?

>>44724004
Kiss the kaiju
Hug the kaiju
Give the kaiju breakfast (she just woke up from her slumber and is probably hungry)
Headpat the kaiju
Go on a date with the kaiju
Ask to touch the kaiju's tail, get slapped by the tail in response
Fun times with the kaiju!

>>44723958
Yes, the lonely, weird femcel ones would.
>Belvedere Delphi sells out his Gamer Boy Bath Water in less than 3 hours.
>Miss Oomukade puts in a treasured central location in the B.D. shrine of her basement apartment.
>One night she gets drunk and drinks the whole thing, then masturbates herself to sleep.
>Simps hard for him to put another batch on sale.
>But Belvedere never does the same thing twice.
>Now Miss Oomukade just has an empty jar and another night to regret.

>pull the plug when she's halfway through the tv
>get to fuck her tits and mouth while she's immobilized
Score!

>heh, thanks for the levels, nerd
>remember to be here tomorrow too, or you know what happens

>>44724203
Rip his balls

>>44724004
SKREEEEEOOOOOONK!

i want to see anon beat a dragon in combat

Sex with dead little girls

I met this cute girl who has spider legs coming out from her back. She's nice but has a rather mean streak. Should I be worried? Monsters are usually nice.

>>44724391
My favorite

>>44724203
Manlets, when will they learn

>>44724388
I could beat a dragon in Mortal Kombat. They can't hit the buttons with their big meaty claws.

kiss

>>44724022
Just a stylistic underwear, yes.

>>44724414
Tell her that you want to be the queso to her nacho, then waggle your eyebrows suggestively.

Stop talking about level drain or the hags will catch on

I hate monsters

>>44724874
You wouldn't hate a monster with glasses, would you?

>>44724892
A monster with glasses is still a monster

>>44724952
Oh, pish-tosh! She's more scared of you than you are of her!

I want to bully a cow, point out how ridiculously breedable she looks but then do nothing about it.

>>44724760
Guess that is the only thing that makes sense. Another option would have been a seal that can only be opened by her husband.

>>44725154
>anon was never seen again

>>44725567
All according to plan. If my pelvis is not obliterated I am suing for emotional distress.

>>44725815
*Keikaku means plan

I can make millions selling monster fluff on the black market, all I need is to source it without rape

>>44725916
Get you a Bogey

>>44724391
>loli vampires
>loli wights
>loli liches
>loli banshees
>loli wisps
>loli pharaohs
Sex with all of them

Before going into the mountains an effective ward against onis is to spill a bottle of sake over yourself. Onis are guaranteed to leave you alone if you are covered in sake, I promise.

>>44723932
>>44724009
>turns out all that seal talk is just chunni nonsense

>>44726116
>damn dude you alright? you reek of alcohol?

>>44726062
What's the point of these edited images from gooks twitter?

>>44726332
This learncow has lost her composure

>>44724016
>kick down door to NEET cave
>"REJOICE ANUBIS FOR EROS HERSELF HAS SEEN FIT TO AID YOU"
>drag her kicking and screaming to the bathroom for some thorough scrubbing with Eros branded shampoo and conditioner
>whilst she's drying deep clean her den and organise her stuff
>fresh bedding
>cleaning clothes
>once she's done load her into the waiting taxi to the local Eros bar mixer night (all expenses paid for)
just another day for a paladin of the Order of Ero's Black Arrows

>>44726471
she saw the new GremTech Omega milker 7254 with new Ultra Turbo setting

>>44726552
>Order of Ero's Black Arrows
tell me more

>>44724892
I want to drink the choco bapho mill

>>44726094
Also mummies

>anubis found the marble run set

>>44724751
my lungs

>>44726691
The what now?

>>44726701
Don't post off topic images newfag

>>44726637
Gonna molest a mini mummy's mammaries

>>44726723
you will never be a jannie

>>44726711
Marble run, like one of those games where you build a track out of plastic pieces and race marbles down them.
I figured autism wan would enjoy building one

>>44723893

>>44726766
That does sound interesting. But beware! She plays to win.

They can have my virginity if they can beat me at scrabble

Muscle Mage blocks your path! Surely her spells and cantrips are all weak, though.

>>44726867
They're both powerful, but they're also pretty old...

At least Yuuka isn't fat

>>44727010
>He doesn't know about the corset
That flower has a big stem

>>44723893
>"Oh great! Here comes the monstergirls and incubi from undead realms posting and going on about the "Here is where Death starts" arguments and posts... Again."

>>44727216
>Death starts when you close your eyes for the last time...
>Oh great, it's that poetic fagtom again. Death starts when heart stops beating. end of
>Heartlets denying souls again.
>Get off your lab's computer lich
>Death starts when you evacuate your bowels lmao

>find a really cute Eros manticore
>she's got the whole shebang
>pink hair, hearts on her cheek a saccharin smile
>you never really liked manticores because of the temperament but she's so sweet
>she invites you over her house for a date night
>you're jumping with joy and go to her house
>she hugs you as she opens the door and practically drags you inside
>locks the door behind you and pockets the key
>while you guys are sitting watching TV you ask if you can get a snack and go to the fridge
>when you pass the garbage you see empty pink hair dye and heart sticker packages
>she wonders what's taking so long and goes to check up on you
>she sees that you're gawking at the hair dye cans
>she smiles again but it's not saccharin
>it's a smile filled with pure lust and predatory intent as she plucks out one of her spines
Remember anons, monsters are predators and will use aggressive mimicry.

>>44726752
thread rules, anon.
all images should have a monster girl in it.

>>44727021
>Yuuka has some chub
Don't do this to me man. I'm already down bad for her.

>>44727276
She might grow to like being a fuzzy wuzzy eros cuddle bug

>>44727299
Don't argue with the mentally ill.

>>44727302
She does, and if you notice or grope it, she will be exceptionally 'annoyed'

>>44727373
>she goes to take off the eros disguise
>it doesn't come off
this too is corruption

>>44725417
Generally speaking ofuda in Japanese folk religions were just markers to say the the kami’s power was sealing something. The tag for Jiangshi was different in that they’re more or less empty vessels.

>>44727373
Lemme tell you a secret about cores, they're all cuddle bugs deep down. If you cuddle one, even once she'll become addicted and demand more snuggles

>>44727299
>>44727408
And who enforces these unwritten "rules"?

i will grope p'orc's muffintops

Sex with kaiju girls. Moths, lizards, three-personality dragons, the whole lot.

>shitposterkun thinks that just lazily pasting a monster girl on an image is enough
monstergirl CENTRIC, shitposter.
maybe if you redraw that image yourself you might get something you can post.

>>44721300
>It’s fine to X and y
At the risk of sounding like an asshole I don’t exactly trust your word for it.

>>44727503
Why?

>>44727457
Manticore digging her claws into the floor while the cupids drag her off to church

>>44726867
>"Mine."

>>44727476
Miss P'orc worked hard to bake those! Stop molesting them!

>>44727659
but hers are so soft, i cant get enough of her muffintop, I just want to bite it

I want to shitpost on 4mon about how dragonia is a shithole just to see dragons seeth.

Mindflayers.

>>44727711
big purple
big love

>>44727687
Dragonia has third world infrastructure that won't let me ride in a car, never going to that shithole.

>>44727731
>Nooo, you're sepose to fly everywhere
>whaa, it's just our culture
Dragonia is shit.

>>44727731
>>44727772
You will fly on your wife, and you will be happy

i will ride a magic motorcycle in dragonia and I'll be happy

>>44727731
>>44727772
Cars are stinky and they ruin cities. Use, bikes, public transport or better yet just ride/get carried by your wife. You guys all have wives, right?

>>44727516
Given their status in being effectively in limbo and the speed at which people alert KC to DMCA shit in this threads I have my reasons.

Fug the bugs

>>44727825
>You guys all have wives, right?
Ha ha, yeah, totally. Who doesn't have a wife?
Please don't report me to the big sis governments, I can't deal with officer succ again.

>>44727847
I like this bug.

>>44727731
>want to go to cool restaurant
>can't reach the third floor
guess stairs aren't trendy right now

>>44727941
i would just climb the side of the building

>>44727941
Just ask the nice old lonely malef, she would surely be willing to help you

>>44727847
Gotta go grocery shopping first

Dragons lair arcade game but monster girls

I want to do rapeplay with a CC virgin troll hag. Or a young succubus.

>>44727532
>teased and indoctrinated
>eventually becomes a true believer
Shouldn't have impersonated an angel. Thankfully Eros is a merciful goddess.

i want to be a cheeky shota and tease an old hag

>>44727953
she'd take the scenic route

>>44727991
>rapeplay with a CC virgin troll hag
I would if she's the one playing the role of rapist.

I hate Hags

I don’ need a mindflayer, my head is just fine, I don't need to become a squid.

>>44728016
think she'd spike the pie and take advantage of anons vulnerable state

>>44728032
Why don't you just tell her that? I'm sure she has plenty of single friends she could pair you with.

>>44727276
I hate it

>>44728030
Surely you don't mean that, right, anon?

>>44728030
if you like little girls so much why aren't you fairy-posting?

rape dashcam videos are the worst content on MooTube

>>44728086
I mean it, 100%

mgs that are out of this world

hellwan love

is this an mge character?

>>44727999
Eros Manticore probably emit pheromones that makes you stop resisting as she milks you with her tail

>>44728153
No, its Nitocris from FGO

>>44728159
>Anon, utterly defeated by the power of love, and now heartpupiled as he huffs Eroscore mane
>One paw gently holding his head and dragging her claws against his scalp, while the other holds him close- ensuring no escape
>The slowest, most tender tail milking you can imagine
>Core has been whispering nonstop encouragement, sweet nothings, and sighs of pleasure since they started
I wish to be mindbroken by a sweet Eroscore

>>44728159
>tail bulb has become more heart shaped
>bunch of gold spines
>one black spine

would you a mist contient cursed sword girl?

>>44728273
probably not

>>44728276
y not, miss jian is very pretty and daity

>>44728034
I'm not that big into femdom but I would love to play along to a hypnosis attempt by a monster

Do you think cursed swords can retract their weapon into their body to better blend in with humans? While in the wild it wouldn't be much of a problem, if you want to do more of an urban setting it would probably get in the way during most daily tasks or simple stuff like groceries. Then again that does open room for exploration as tohow do they deal with it....

>>44728291
not strong enough to play the field against other mist continent girls

>>44728299
A fantasy of mine is getting caught by a vampire girl, trapped in shadow chains while she forces me to look into her eyes and make me her perfect love slave

>>44728348
gauntlet mode was already established

Pubic tatto [Y/N]

>>44728366
Vampires are underrated and get too much flak because of their reputation

>>44728394
sure

>>44728369
Can you elaborate?

>>44728394
Absolutely. And for good boys too.

>>44728394
It's a requirement.
I'm gonna bully all demons who don't have one.

>>44728357
so what about Tang Zhan Ma Dao oba-san? shes big and string and even has a wide pair of hips

>>44728409
for convenience/sex the weapon can be withdrawn and takes the appearance of a spiked gauntlet

>>44728440
Gonna lick the gauntlet

>>44728440
Ah, its a note from his twitter. Tried to look for it on the profile so i was a bit confused. Thanks.
>>44728456
Degenerate

>>44728399
Vampires are made for bullying.

Mamono remakes of old games be like

>>44728470
I prefer mature suave vampires that know what they're doing as lords of the night and are also easy to bully

>>44728481
Retro

>>44728399
Of having absolutely enormous dicks?

>>44728481
I wish HDoom got updates again.

>>44728399
So true, I love vampires
>>44728470
You misspelled loving

>>44728489
>You give her your blood she gives you her milk
>You give her your cum she gives you a daughter
sounds like a fair trade

>>44728588
oops all dhampirs

>>44728489
Hags of all races deserve to be bullied even as they capture you. It's the only way for an anon to survive being graped.
But beware, anon. The more you bully and the more they cry, the more you will desire to bully them. If you're not careful you will willingly become a husband to a hag if only so you can keep bullying them.

>>44728399
>and get too much flak because of their reputation
being dorks?

>>44728501
Well the creator posted some WIPs for a new update so that's something.

>working when monsters invade your town
>hear someone ask if you've seen all the monsters outside taking men to be "husbands" and why you're still working
>ask the voice why you should care since they'd likely cheat on you just as much as a human woman would
>the sounds of commotion become deathly silent now
>look behind you to see the voice you've been talking to has been the Lilim leading the invasion force
>eyes have turned into pinpricks and you can feel a distinct aura coming from her telling you to start running as fast as possible

All I need is two words to defeat a Hellhound.

"Good girl."

>>44728652
I think that just makes them horny

>>44726867
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>44728668
a well known side effect of interacting with hellhounds

what type of swords would make the sexiest cursed swords?

>>44726440
who?

>>44728726
cursed letter opener, classic OL look with the pencil skirt

>>44727845
>e speed at which people alert KC to DMCA shit i
Yes but he's the one doing it lmao.

>>44728645
>anon barely escapes
>Is now on a much quieter street where pink-haired women are going door to door preaching about something or other
>tries to sneak by but gets noticed
>Is asked why he hasn't embraced Ero's love
>Tells them that Eros doesn't exist and is just another false God created to cope with an uncaring universe
>True love isn't real
>They get super quiet
>Some are gripping their bows quite tightly

Angels are too lewd.

>>44728741
u know she gonna be a loli, right?
how big the sword basically deternines the size and age of the girl

>>44728761
Gross

>>44728726
Chef's knife for the yandere housewife experience.

ONI!

>>44728481
>buy the collector's edition because it's on special offer and costs the same as the regular edition
>actually comes with a lot of cool toys, but your attention is immediately drawn to the firefly trooper figurine
>this thing isn't cheap plastic, hell you're not sure it's plastic at all
>it seriously looks like it could come to life at any moment
>you spend a good ten minutes just playing with it, taking in all the details
>you even find out that the clothes are removable and underneath is anatomically correct
>mamono toy makers really do go all in
>you finally get around to installing the game, when a tiny monster woman jetpacks onto your desk
>"Ugh, I'll never get used to those stasis fields. Alright, let's take a look at you"
>the firefly trooper jumps into your lap and unshrinks herself, knocking you on your back

>>44728726
Legendary grade swords like Masamune, Excalibur, etc. would probably be able to alter their host's features to be more in line with the paragon of what they consider the "Ideal woman" for their soon-to-be-husband.

>>44728949
thighs are pretty interesting

>>44728726
Flamberge with the curves

>>44728941
Whats even happening, did Akagi get her shit kicked in?

Oh good. I've been trapped in a cave after its entrance was buried by a rock but this kind oni has removed it. She looks even more happy to see me than I do her.

>>44728645
>>44728750
>be the only employee still working when everyone else fled
>Tell the cupids that you just don’t have time for love; much too busy.
>tell the army you still have work to do so you’re not concerned about them.

Whole store

Need me a kiki to shit on my chest.
I just need to know...

>El Tigre is confident she'll get the championship belt tonight, Cole.
>Well I don't know JR I think anon might still-
>OH MY GAWD SHE POUNCED ON HIM BEFORE HIS ENTRANCE MUSIC STOPPED! OH THE HUMANITY SHE'S TEARING HIS PANTS RIGHT OFF ARE YOU SEEING THIS COLE?
>Yes JR I'm seeing it but I sure don't believe it, the referee is going to have to step in here before-
>BY GAWD HE'S GETTING INTO IT
>I, uhh, I guess that means the referee will just have to disqualify them both JR
>This isn't about the belt anymore, Cole

Some people just belong under the purview of the order, huh

Kiki momster who helps with your homework

>>44729112
>Homework for sex ed

>the only one on break at your job
>some kind of commotion some rooms away
>and then silence
>weird. Well whatever.
>hear some kind of marching
>pay no heed to it
>just spend the rest of your break, browsing your phone.
>by the time you look up there’s a huge group of monster girls in the room
>staring at you
>you stare at them back
>awkward silence

>>44729119
>Homework for sex ed
Do they not know how much this will fuel the msgk epidemic?

>>44729131
Don't break eye contact. The moment you do, they'll swarm you. Keep your eyes on them, and they'll remain stunned.

>>44729131
they'll probably want to chat or something
this is why i go to my car for break

>>44728798
They put their shirts on one horn at a time like everyone else!

>>44728783
so bauwher?
>>44728960
i'd imagine masamune being hella sadist and loves seeing the sweet cherry red mana flow out of her lover

>>44728960
The second a woman touches excalibur she becomes a seibaface

>>44729191
You’re thinking muramasa. Masamune girl would be unusually gentle with her master even if she hasn’t tasted him in awhile, but would be a yandere towards anyone else.

>>44729264
so a very caring and gentle oneesan but shows her obsession when he ain't there

>>44729119
I just want wholesome kiki doting on someone who isnt technically her master, but she loves and treasures just as much

>>44726471
Turn a learncow into a leancow

Don't forget to headpat your little brown adventurer girls before and after the multi-hour fuck session

>>44729310
this but regular salamander

>>44729310
all lizard adventure team

>>44729364
mere lizard adventure team

big wans

>>44729385
This must be a hag trying to disguise herself

>>44729380
why are they always like this?

Ew. Cute goats are the pallete cleanser to small head big tit abominations.

>>44728949
That game has some great damn designs and CGs.
Shame the gameplay is really meh.
Still worth playing though. I want to breed that demon lord and evil goddess so much

>>44729420
party up though

>>44729310
I couldn't do that to little brown adventurers. Maybe when they're grown and I'm old and ready to stop adventuring, but even if they find me after all that time, they wouldn't want an old adventurer like me

>>44729364
>>44729380
>>44729420
>>44729446
>anon just can't find a party that takes their quests seriously

imma just solo with my trusty armory of weapons, I need no one else in my party
cut to anon having a weapon Tsukumogami party one day

>>44729468
the quest marker always points to the inn for some reason

>>44729217
>spoiler
That or it's the mob face equivalent of cursed swords. I hate to say I'd be weak to it. I've got a thing for blonde/white hair.

>Chesh backwards long jumped into my room again

>>44729568
high velocity cheshire ass

>>44728394
Why is the succ wearing a bikini in the shower?

>>44729631
I dunno why are you still a virgin, old man?

>>44729568
>Anon at computer
>"Yahoo!"
>Pauses, looks around, shrugs, goes back to work
>"Yahoo! Yahoo!"
>Definitely not hearing things now
>"YahooYahooYahooYahooYahooYahooYahooYahooYahooYahooYahooYahoo!"
>See blur of purple before chesh butt phases through your wall, hits you in the face and sends you spiralling onto your bed behind you

>find an abandoned looking castle
>go look for treasure
>open a coffin
>see picrel staring me seductively
>close it and walk away

>>44729568
Japanese people call it ass warping for a reason

>>44729447
>Maybe when they're grown and I'm old and ready to stop adventuring, but even if they find me after all that time, they wouldn't want an old adventurer like me
You know what they say, you need to strike when the loli salamander is hot.

>>44729665
do people normally store their treasure in coffins? weird place to look

>>44729665
The real power move is to throw a string of firecrackers in the coffin and hold the lid shut.

>>44729683
Gotta check every nook and cranny just in case.

>>44729653
Because women are scary

>>44729683
Some cultures bury the dead with gold coins and other valuables. Also gold teeth. If you weren't such a dumb dork you would know.

Can Basilisks hypnotize people with their eyes?

>>44729719
that coffin don't look buried

Breaking News Tonight, on MGC Channel 7
>The kidnapping investigation of Anon has been closed tonight due to a new break in the case. After extensive victim profiling it has now been revealed that Anon was "the kind of boy that would like to be raped by a giant centipede." Upon being asked for comment, police chief Succ called the story "an inspiring tale of whirlwind romance," and "the kind of happy outcome that keeps her getting up for work every morning." But it was not all smiles at the MGC police department, when interviewed detective Arachne called the case "a shame," and that Anon "would have made perfect spider bait." More coverage after these messages.

>>44729740
This is why you don't pay taxes, dumb police can't do their jobs right

>>44729728
it'd be hard to notice

>>44729719
>robbing the dead
how horrible of you anon

>>44729769
They don't care, they're dead.

>>44729740
Ratas would be garbage news anchors.
Hire a charismatic monster instead, like a dragon. They're really charismatic!

>>44729779
>ryu weatherwoman
>still wrong most of the time

>>44729777
Hel isn't gonna be happy with you

>>44729798
Who cares I'll be dead at that point.

>>44729803
Anon that's exactly why you should care.

>>44729796
>Ryu weather woman
>Ogre sports anchor
>Demon and Panda political correspondents
>Rata live reporting

Who gets to be the presenter in the studio?

>>44729807
Live fast, eat ass.

>>44729820
ms greenworm

>>44729821
Lich-san will appreciate your offer.

>>44729831
no. she is as bland as a lettuce. are you telling me ms greenworm can deliver the news with the gusto it deserves?

>>44729853
it's that photogenic face

>>44729820
Just a succ, with a Banshee co-host.

>>44729820
Wurm

>>44729820
Everyone knows the Tanuki run the media

>>44729820
Wight or vamp who starts and ends each segment ohohoing

>>44729903
Yes but they can't be seen to run the media.

>>44729903
Yeah, behind the scenes. Not in front of the camera.

>>44729820
Imposing Kraken in a suit who scares anyone shes interviewing shitless

cow girl

>>44729955
i feel like krakens and 9 tailed foxes would chew up too much scenery with their sheer size
hard to focus the camera view

>>44729891
wurm chews the scenery - literally she eats the fucking drywall.

>>44729973
That's why they are good at interviewing. It's easy to put the screws in someone when all they can see is miss kraken's tentacles

>>44729976
but shes the cutest of the news channel

>>44729967

>>44729385
Aren't monsters getting a little too liberal with the fat-redistribution spell?

>>44730008
It's aaaall milk, baby.

>>44730014
that's why monsters can't into stealth
all that sloshing gives their position away

It is not safe to sit alone at the bad end bar, a hag will just take a nap on you

>>44729568
>chesh crouch jumped into the area over my refrigerator to clip through the floor into my room again
>chesh held a dish against the wall and sprinted into it to fall through the map and wrong-warp into my room again
>chesh opened the menu and used a portal scroll on the same frame as a save-quit to bring me back to the title screen with her
>chesh duped the key to my house
>chesh used rng manipulation to roll triplets the first time I fucked her

>>44730032
No one would want to nap on a 30 something year old, sweaty depressed man.

>>44729556
>Countless sentient swords claiming they are the legendary excalibur, only because their chuuni as fuck
I enjoy the thought of this. More!

>>44730038
>roll triplets
Call her a loser for her lack of ambition

>>44730038
>chesh arbitrary code executed herself into being my childhood friend
fuck

>>44730043
>he lacks critical information

>>44730030
>suspect that you're being stalked by a cow monster
>loudly say how thirsty you are and that you could drink a gallon of just about anything
>hear what sounds like someone opening a faucet behind a nearby bush
>white froth starts leaking out towards the path you're on

>>44730053
>shes now my adoptive momster
double fuck

>>44730060
These gray hairs of mine deter all. Not the mention the insomnia induced eye bags.

>Beat lizard girl friend in a match of rock paper scissors
>She's normally stoic but the moment she loses she goes full mere female lizard and begs you to breed her
>Makes for a very awkward evening with your friend when she keeps hanging off you and begging you to use her
>You just didn't want to be the designated driver this time
Friendly reminder that if a lizard girl has the hots for you, any type of "victory" will end up mere'ing her.

>>44730053
>cheshire kitten uses a series of complex maneuvers to skip to the credits of her marriage to Anon
>to everyone else, it looks like she aged 20 some years in a few seconds

>>44730061
Naturally, we follow this white froth trail while exclaiming something like
>Wow I really love cows... I want to play with a cows boobs...

>>44730076
Not the faceless cows!

>>44730050
The cheshire community has a sort of "honor rule" of how many kittens you can have at once. One cheshire found a way to dupe pregnancies by saving and quitting the frame of conception, and it lagged Wonderland for weeks when they were born until the Red Queen rolled the server back.

>>44729497
>Anon discovered a magical inventory that allowed him to wield a variety of weapons at once
>What he doesn't know is that time passes quickly in the inventory
>As he faces the final boss of the dungeon he has been spelunking he goes to pull out one of his trusty weapons
>Only for a literal deluge of tsukumogami to pile out of his inventory, clinging to him in a pile of sex
first greentext, how bad was it?

>>44730061
>"How thirsty..."

>>44730090
the faceless ones are super rape machines, be wary around them
visible face, a little less so but still be cautious, you could be headfirst into those tits and claimed right away

It's so sad that fat, balning middle age men can't even ride the trains these days in MGC without getting sexually harassed by groups of sabbath members.

Sabbath are poopoo

I wonder where ushi went? I sure hope she doesn’t jump scare me and drag me back into her hiding spot with her

>>44730166
those rape trains sure a sneaky

>>44730166
ANON QUICK TURN AROUND TURN AROUND SHES RIGHT THERE ANON NOOOO SHES A JUMPING SPIDER NOOOO AAAAH ANON

>>44730093
>day of birth
>chesh looks smug as the nurses slowly lose their minds
>ms flayer had a very busy week afterwards

>>44730166
>>44730176
>they try to check for them below
>but never above

>>44730112
The thought of a faceless elf cow is terrifying
Imagine only being able to tell what her mood is by her mouth and wiggling ears

>>44730191
loli spiderlings casting themselves to the breeze

Eyeless. You faggots mean eyeless cows.

>>44730048
>You can't even ask the lady of the lake which one is the real one because they all look the same

I feel like ushis have a start up sound like cats do.
Like you pat a dozing ushi on the back and it makes a noise (before probably raping you)

>>44730219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7KYPQQH5Eo

>>44730197
>hundreds of tiny spider girls drifting along
>landing on men and hiding in their hair until they grow bigger
>biting them at night to inject wet dream venom
>someday you'll wake up with a spider girl riding your dick

>>44729821
>>44729843
Have you been talking to Miss Gremlin again?

>>44730191
>ODST ushis crashing through your roof

>>44730213
You know, a nerdy vampire with a haircut like that would be perfect.

>>44730219
>Walk into dark cave
>Bump into furry wall
>Feels kind of round, like a big sphere
>Hear deep grumbles, then a horrible, guttural, throaty roar
>Think it's a bear, shit yourself and sprint in the opposite direction
>Meanwhile, Ushi finishes yawning

>>44724391
You might be on a list now just FYI

The best Gazer is one that converter to Eros worship. She's very kind and her goop tastes like strawberries.

>>44730321
Who cares, they're dead.

>>44730072
call her a weirdo

>>44730327
dead little necromancer girls dragging you back from your eternal slumber to marry you. I hope you like living in her icy fortress of doom and looking like an edgy death knight

Ushis are like tarantulas
Tarantulas can move at 20 inches per second
A tarantula is about 2 inches tall, or 1/36 of a 6 foot human
So an ushi can move at about 720 inches a second
That's 41 miles per hour!
Pretty quick.
It's even worse if you go by a wolf spider size and speed.

>>44724037
Khepri realm easy.

i desire old monsters that care for me

>>44730392
Yeah but they got no stamina for running so I can out pace her and with enough of a headstart

>>44730392
Does that mean all the points I put into dex and agility are actually worthless?

>>44730412
well yeah, but that's independent of ms ushis abilities

>>44730412
But my backstab build...

>>44730392
Yes, I do ride my ushi to work.

>>44730408
>ywn be Mumen Rider tackling a beeg, thicc mamono

>>44730404
how do you get a headstart on an ushi?

I need tough warrior monsters with eyepatches

>>44724037
Starting with a small kingdom and a small bratty princess wife, and raising both.

>>44730470
Anti tank missile. It won't stop her but it will slow her down.

>oi, human! Let's see what you're made of!

>>44730503
The vulgar courtship rituals of the greenskin tribes truly showcase how savage they are.

>>44730392
I can't think of anything more terrifying than 10 ushis charging at you full speed with weapons bigger than your body (weapons that are quickly discarded for more intimate means)

>>44730522
11 ushis charging at you full speed

>>44730213
I am powerless before these

>>44730372
That would only make her wetter.

Always trust snakes.

>>44730589
yes

>>44730589
and the most trustworthy snek? hebi of course

Peasant farmer anon and his men in arms gate guard anon and shop keeper anon will fend off the highly trained elite ushi and salamander units with pitchforks. I believe in them.

You know what?
I like hebis
I would commit unspeakable amounts of affection to a hebi

i liek turtles

Okay, anons! Pay attention! This, right here, is the best part of the shark

>>44730625
Am I supposed to poke the gills?

>>44730607
they really need to stop sending elite forces to dogshit order hovels.
I mean, is a task force of 1000 of the makai's best warriors neccesary to subjugate a town of 30 people?

>>44723893

>>44730633
Poke the bellybutton. This activates the shark.

>>44730640
they mistook the local agricultural wizard for a witch king

>>44730640
But they looked really sad and lonely.

>>44730625
No, it's the teeth!
I'm gong to tongue kiss one just to prove it!

>>44730602
Why is she flying?

>>44730664
how are they going to feed all of those monsters?
The soldiers are going to have to all sleep in anon's house!
The horror!

>>44730625

>>44730633
>I don't care if it's your birthday, I'm not giving you a gill-job

>>44730625
heh, shork boobie windo

>>44730642
Mermaids are good for absolutely nothing and I have no idea why anyone would like them.

Give me the loneliest monster you got
I want to make her happy

>>44730589
I only trust basilisks.

>>44730625
that's not the tail...

>>44730675
Hebi does whatever it takes.

>>44730664
my condition for surrender is that all the monsters put proper clothes on

>>44730682
>subhumans
Based, HFY

>>44730596
My life would be complete if I woke up to that pic

>>44730664
I want to heroically stand my ground against the demon lord's best before losing completely like the untrained serf I am.

>>44730516
>>>/vg/
Begone tranny

>>44730717
All monsters exist to be part of harems for human men.

>>44730657
>agricultural wizard
what where they thinking! Wizards attract minions!

>>44730717
Fuck off faggot

The age of cats is nigh.

>>44730751
>>>/vg/
Dumb chink

>>44730742
It was a complete over reaction. A diplomatic incident would've occured if they didn't also rape the rest of the country at the same time.
They REALLY did not need to send in Dr Grem's Death robot to subdue farmer anon.

>>44730761
Dr Grem needed to test her Death Robot and Farmer Anon was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

>>44730751
Cats lose to snakes

>>44730742
>"can't you summon plants or something to stop them?"
>"you know as well as I do that's not how my magic works"
>"well what are we going to do then?!"
>"m-maybe if we offer them some of our butternut squash harvest they'll leave us alone"

>>44730791
Snakes you say?

>>44730751
That's not a cat, that's just a human girl with weird hair.

>>44730811
Whenever I see her I just keep thinking she has no cat ears and the feet are just fake.

>>44730795
>Farmer anon organises a tribute of produce to appease the army marching towards them
>Carrots, Peas, Rutabaga, the works
>All is going well, the monsters think it's very cute that you are trying to negotiate with vegetables.
>Might get out of this with your pelvis broken on your own terms
>Someone from your village presents the last bit of tribute
>An egg carton
>Oh
>Oh no
>You forgot to fill the egg carton with eggs from your chickens
>Oh fuck

>>44730832
better get down on your hands and knees to apologize and offer the chickens too

>>44730795
>>44730832
>>44730843
fools! just hide in the vast crop fields made possible by the wizard's magic! they just find an abandoned town and assume everyone just fled down the road

44730756
I'm only going to post shitty animal ear cosplay of shitty pop culture current year games just to piss you off

>>44730809
>human legs
Garbage. Give me a real snake with a long, thick, meaty tail

>>44730832
>Officer bogie and officer chesh thinks its hilarious
>Officer dragon does not
>Officer dragon really does not
>Officer dragon did not spend 500 years training with a spear to get humiliated by a farmer
>The world's most advanced military getting humiliated by farmers. Get real!
>Gets stopped short of skewering anon's dick by a stray cream pie by officer bogie
>The joke was too good
>Discipline breaks down
>Farmer anon watches as his field lays host to the world's biggest cat fight

>>44730872
He's autistic but you are actual cancer, please rope ASAP

>>44730607
>hit auto-resolve
>decisive Order Periphery victory, somehow

>>44730890
If her ears come off, it just means she can be a cat girl and a dog girl!

>>44730872
>>44730894
Why is it whenever you people show up you act ten times worse then the people calling you a faggot?

i'd ask them why go to war or invade
why not just date the town folk?

>>44728481
Do those girls go around capturing the human babes for monsterization?

>>44730832
>monster commander glares at farmer anon
>he tries to smooth it over
>"Haha..I forgot there was nothing there..."
>uh oh
>monster commander starts tearing up

>>44730903
It's part of the romance. Every monster wants to take part in their own Lescstie.

>>44730903
Love is war, no?
And what is a declaration of war, if not a poorly written confession of Emperor Lim's love to humanity?

>>44730881
>>44730910
I'll volunteer myself as an apology tribute.

>>44730911
>>44730914
k, so they dorks that cant say it outright? kimoi