/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Is this religious propaganda??

Sorry, Aya-ism is superior.

I wish blankfag would start writing again...

>What has Reimu ever done for me?
She's stopped a red fog from engulfing Gensokyo.
She's stopped a prolonged winter.
She restored the real moon and found the culprits for hiding it.
She stopped evil spirits from escaping underground (which has its roots leading to YOU, Ms. Yasaka),
and she resolved the problem of a flying ship in a no-fly zone.

What have YOU done?
You've given a mush-for-brains raven the power of the sun, releasing many bad spirits formerly sealed underground, and released a very old youkai magician with her sinker ghost and giant pink cloud.

Plus, Mima lives in Reimu's shrine, not yours.

I don't vote.

>>4471911
>mima lives in your
>mima lives
Haha, no.

>>4471922
That's what they say, anyways.

Hiding or some such.

>>4471903
Most of the youkai near the mountain appear to worhip Kanako though.

>>4471911

And she took her sweet time doing those things, and your donations.

Kanako can do all of that and more, with greater expedience, and asks only for your adoration in return.

>>4471943
Armpits.

If Kanako will show me her armpits, I'll consider it.

i rather have my freedom than my safety, but reimu provides both.
tnx for the offer, no.

>>4471954
Enjoy the hair.

>>4471929

Aya is no normal youkai!

Does Reimu even have a god/religion behind her?

...regardless, Kanako has done nothing for us, lives on a mountain swarming with youkai, and is partially responsible for two incedents. You can keep your Godcannon.

>>4471954

When was the last time Reimu ever flashed as much leg for you as Kanako has?

>>4471981
Unknown, unnamed god. Whatever it might be, it is the one powering up the red white.

>>4471993
Maybes its the Dragon?

>>4471988
slut.
JK, but someone was going to say it, might as well be me.

>>4472008
The only dragon around is not very impressive.

Kanako, withdraw your pet slut pleaeeease~

Kanako is stuck in the past. Vote for change! Vote for Hakurei/Yakumo 2012.

>>4472024
the dragon that created gensokyo.
what dragon did you have in mind?

>>4471954

While Reimu delivers armpits, extortion, and laziness, our shrine maiden delivers armpits, top-notch customer service, and all-around cheer.

You've tried the rest, now you can have the best.

>>4472024
You speak out of ignorance, gnat. Educate yourself.
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon

I can convert to naderism right?
He's always on the ballet.

>>4471886
Kanakoism = Selling nuclear weapons to hells minions.

Seriously, pick your deities a little better.

Vaiśravaṇa or GTFO

What hasn't Reimu done? Why should I worship a god who sits about helping out youkai when our local shrine maiden sorts out those pesky incidents caused by youkai in the first place? She doesn't even bother us too much about worship either.

Come back asking for my faith when your shrine maiden does something worth our time.

plenty of reimu love in this thread. wow.

or haters just bash OP.
either way, gods want your sould, girls just want your money, so ill go with reimu.

but the best idea is if reimu and sanae get married.

>>4471886
Kanako is too pure to be my God.

for all her bad personality, Reimu is still a shrine maiden you can respect. She does her duty and helps keep the youkai in check in a way they'll understand. They don't think twice about stirring up a fuss after Reimu is done with them.

>>4472120
I think it's hot for a girl to own my soul though.

Kanako is a Snake. Suwako is a Frog. Sanae is the Slug?

>>4472169
I see your point, but if you are just one soul of many, why bother?

>>4472187
you accidently replaced 't' with 'g'
anyway, suwako is sanae ansector. as far as we know, kanako is still a virgin.

>>4472198
THE COCK, my young friend. Big, thick, and purple.

>>4472123
eggplant?
am i not knowing something about sex i should?

>>4472123
Hearing her great-great-great-great-great-etc grandmother talking about sex, it's not wonder Sanae turned out like she did.

>>4472198
>In a rare concession to taste and broadcasting standards, Nasubi’s bare groin was concealed with a garish cartoon eggplant for TV and web broadcasts.

is a man not entitled to choose his waifu?

>>4472206

I'd gladly convert if it lead to chance of her polishing my pillar

If you catch my meaning

>>4472262

>big muscly man feet

>>4471988
Legs are the only thing I'll turn away from (and vore).

>>4472306
>vore
surely, you jest.
vore is hot.
futa on the other hand...

>>4472321
No, I do not jest. Vore = claustrophobia, of which I suffer from.

>>4472334
you know, I allways tought vore was about the eating part (devouring) and not about the digestion part.

>>4472301
Good thing I don't have a foot fetish

>>4472359
Both trigger my claustrophobia. Being forced into a small, close space... ugh, the hives are forming already.

Although I know a few who prefer the digestion part. Urg.

I'm still going to be a member of the "Let's blow shit up" party.

Vore is normally depicted ina sexy way. However, all I see when I think of vore is chewing, crushing, peeling, dissolving, etc.

Not sexy at all.

>>4472372
>>4472334

>I HAVE A DISEASE, IT MAKES ME AFRAID OF THINGS NOBODY LIKES, OH GOD THE HORROR, PAY ATTENTION TO ME

>>4472396

A phobia isn't a disease.

>>4472396
I agree with KoG on this - no one cares that vore scares you, it's a very fucking niche thing so stop making it out like it's normal to like in the first place

Not like you're saying OH GOD SEX I HATE SEX I CAN'T MASTURBATE OR I WILL CHOP MY DICK OFF OH GOD ITS SO GROSS OH FUCK I JUST THOUGHT OF TITS IM GONNA KILL MSYELF OH GOD IM SO SCARED

What you're saying amounts to about the same as me saying I can't handle the thought of jamming bugs up my dick because it's gross how can you people lke that oh god its so scary~!

>>4472396
Are you kidding?
I love small spaces, they're very personal and make me feel protected.

>>4472372
how about just girls getting their limbs torn by hungry beasts?

>>4472396
>I USE GREEN TEXT AND CAPS, PAY ATTENTION TO ME.
sure thing. wats up, chimp?

>>4472412
Penrokobai once wrote something on that line, back in old /a/...

The man was a genius. Too bad his site is now dead.

>>4472401

Nobody cares what your personal classification for acting like a faggot is.

>>4472414
Protected from everything but your own liquids, right?

>>4472414
You are thinking womb, not stomach.

>>4472438
I was actually thinking of a small room or under a blanket.

>>4472448
But your blankets are always wet.

>>4472467
Go away

>>4472471
I don't want to risk slipping on the way out.