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Does Youki Konpaku not count?

Gods don't need sex to have children

see. Athenas (Zeus) and uh... well no others off the top of my head, but you get the idea

>>446975
Yukari.

>>446975
I need to lurk more, who had sex with her?

>>446986
He was going to have sex, but he had a headache that time.

>>446975
Sorry, not even that, no. Especially not for someone who has been alive for so long.

(Besides, someone had to have sex with her to produce the person who produced the person who ... produced the person who produced Sanae.)

>>446986
>>athenas
>>off the top of my head

I see what you did there

also: I just lost the game.

>>446986
These type of gods do...

>>446975
Aya

Darn it, I messed up the links for that post.

The first comment was directed towards >>446975
The second sentence was directed towards >>446989
And the last part was directed towards >>446990

However, >>446984 is correct in that Youki, as Youmu's father, is another confirmable non-virgin in one form or another.

>>446975
There is one more confirmed non virgin in touhou

Rinnosuke

Someone has sex with Youki to create Youmu.

Someone had to have sex with Suwako to produce the person who produced the person who ... the person who produced Sanae. Her bloodlines have been partially divine blood for a long time, though dwindling obviously.

Another character, less seen than Youki, is Marisa's father, who was only mentioned to "own a shop in the Human Village."

Gods don't need sex to have kids. They can jerk off anywhere they want and their children will arise from where the sperm fell.

>>447020
MOOOOOAAAAAAAAR

>>447080
Goddesses don't sperm.

>>447080
see>>447020

The only possible exception is Shinki since she's a very god like god.

>>447104

ovulate

>>447104
Have you never been to /d/? They can and often do grow penises.

>>447107
Shinki appreciates, Anonymous.

>>447111
don't use words you don't understand.

>>447118

Is this a fanwork of an older Sakuya?

>>447116
We are thinking normally here this is serious business

>>447135
⑨/10

>>447135
face to the palm

Ah, I just thought of another character who was only mentioned in passing and never shown. Mokou's old man - Fujiwara no Fuhito.

>>447135
Holy shit guys, Sakuya isn't Eirin, she's Shinki!

She had a non loli form for the occasion

>>447161
Sakuya is Eirin?

>>447163

>>447166
No, Eirin is Youki.

>>447166
Actually, Sakuya is an artificial Lunarian created off the DNA of Eirin and Kaguya....
Or she's famous french actor Jean-Paul Belmondo's long lost daughter...

>>447161
>Shinki

Who?

>>447161
no anon no she is not.

>>447186
see>>447194

I bet Marisa isn't a virgin

>>447201
It's not like we have anything to go by though ...

>>447155
>Ah, I just thought of another character who was only mentioned in passing and never shown. Mokou's old man - Fujiwara no Fuhito.

He's not a Touhou character, though. In fact, he's been dead and rotting nearly 1000 years befores the great barrier was put in place.

>>447201
This thread is for CONFIRMED non-virgins only.

>>447103

The man how did it must of had incredible bragging rights.
Oh who have you slept with?
Well I..
I DON'T GIVE A DANM I FUCKED A GODDESS!!!

>>447278
Sure she looks all innocent and cute, but the hat knows what you're up to. Look at it's accusing glare, it knows exactly what you want.

>>447288
Hat - Oh ho I know what you whant and you know what you just might get it

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

>>447288
So I can bribe the hat?

>>447336
If feeds on ice fairy.

The strongest feed, for the strongest hat.

You know what I find weird at one point Suwako had to be pregnant.
I can't imagine Suwako being pregnant.

how many times do I have to tell you!? Gods do not have to become pregnant/have sex to have children, that's something that lower creations like Humanity have to do, who says that Gods must obey the same laws?

>>447360
Well of course not, she must have left a spawn somewhere.

>>447360

Maybe she reverted to loli-sized later and was a woman at one point.

>>447367
see>>447020

>>447360
Wouldn't Suwako be the one making you pregnant?
WATCH YOUR BACK

Who said her mate was a male?

Oh ho.

Once adult frogs reach maturity, they will assemble at a water source such as a pond or stream to breed. Many frogs return to the bodies of water where they were born, often resulting in annual migrations involving thousands of frogs

Once at the breeding ground, male frogs call to attract a mate, collectively becoming a chorus of frogs. The call is unique to the species, and will attract females of that species. Some species have satellite males who do not call, but intercept females that are approaching a calling male.

The male and female frogs then undergo amplexus. This involves the male mounting the female and gripping her tightly. Fertilization is external: the egg and sperm meet outside of the body. The female releases her eggs, which the male frog covers with a sperm solution. The eggs then swell and develop a protective coating. The eggs are typically brown or black, with a clear, gelatin-like covering.

Most temperate species of frogs reproduce between late autumn and early spring. In the UK, most common frog populations produce frogspawn in February, although there is wide variation in timing. Water temperatures at this time of year are relatively low, typically between four and 10 degrees Celsius. Reproducing in these conditions helps the developing tadpoles because dissolved oxygen concentrations in the water are highest at cold temperatures. More importantly, reproducing early in the season ensures that appropriate food is available to the developing frogs at the right time.

>>447367
We do these are asian style gods they are not like God or Greek and Roman gods

>>447395
She likes frogs shes is not a frog or a frog god

>>447393
ZUN, don't bother him or anon about it.

>>447372

>>447449
well now i can see it

Kerohat is watching you masturbate.