/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for paladins

Time for your daily fox

Mantivore lmao

>>44710026
>The Chief Goddess actually fell in line with the DL from the very start and only continues to create new paladins so demons and such have something to corrupt and reeducate into loving husbands
Prove me wrong.

>thud thud thud
Mooooo~ Anon please, you haven't milked me in days
>thud thud thud
Let me in, cmon dear, I need you to suck on them, moooo~
>thud thud -crack-
You can't hide forever ehehehe, I'm gonna drown you in milk, baby mooo~

>>44709996
>We don't exactly ask for supermodels around here either. Chubby hags, dumb girls, neets, dorks, and more are posted regularly.
The ones posted in the threads are still generally attractive.

>>44710044
oh fuck I thought that weresheep last time was bad. Quick, someone trip her up! She's top heavy!

>>44710053
>beautiful otherwordly mamano women
>with ugly bastards

>>44710064
>ugly bastards
That's not nice. I'm going to be my waifu's cute femboy.

>>44710044
>Implying my face wouldn't be buried in her tits 24/7
0/10, I lost immersion.

>>44710069
ew

>>44710075
You're welcome to be an ugly bastard if you prefer. You do you.

I reckon typically super maledom and typically super femdom monsters get along really well.
A troll would get on great with a nature loving amazon!
Dark elves would appreciate the manners of a kiki!

>>44710069
alp

>>44710064
k? is that bad? i personally would be a cute bratty shota

>>44710044

>>44710084
the original monsterboy

>>44710026
>isekai
>angel descends to teach you to use the holy light
>together you will cleanse the world of indecent monsters tenmping men away from humanity and the gentle, guiding embrace of angels
>but each time you go near the sinful monster showing off their bodies in the open she sees your sinful erection
>your punishment for this sin? Rape
>feels like you spend more time getting punished than defeating the demon lord
>she seems really into it too...

>>44710044
I want to hear a cow's soft mooing as I milk her.

>>44710096
the schrödinger pussy

>>44710096
imagine feeding an alp a theriomorphis potion...

>>44710102
Oh, whew. Glad mine isn't the only one. I was getting concerned when she started wearing black leather and lipstick all the time.

>>44710069
Based

Tentacles. Tentacles that capture you. Tentacles that wrap you up. Tentacles that kiss you all over. Tentacles that leave cute hickeys. Tentacles that touch lewd places. Tentacles that do unspeakable things to lewd places. Tentacles that melt your body and mind. Tentacles that hug you close for aftercare. Tentacles that you fall asleep in.

>>44710208
dios mios... asura mythra... the psychological torturer who personally put thumbscrew on millions of sailors in purgatory...

>tfw no bogie momster

>>44710208
>kraken coating you in sucker marks to show all the single monsters you're taken, then sending you to go get drinks for her from the beach bar

Do you think manticores do the lion or cat thing where to show affection she just shoves her forehead into your neck and rubs her face on you? I know they like aggressive cuddles, but the question is how aggressive.

>>44710260
whats with the glow

>>44710108
Schrödinger's Waifu.

>>44710267
She's got some big honking badonkadonkers.

bogie stories?

>>44710250
>sucker marks
>AND lipstick marks

so who is better sadako, slitmouth girl, mary-san, or hasshaku-sama

>"Halt! You've been selected for random inspection, citizen! Assume the position."

>>44710375
vaca con un corzan negro

Look out, she's got a gun!

>Now I know you're all excited to see this new human who fell from the sky
>He says he comes from a place called Earth! We checked the gnomes, and they don't know him.
>He knows NOTHING about ANYTHING, so we need to give him a warm welcome
>Poor thing is terrified, babbling on about space lasers and chemicals in the water or something
>So NO RAPE or SEX until he settles in!
>...Fine. A year at least.

Well anon, how are you going to repay a year's worth of sexual tensions stoked by the flames of curiosity about your planet?

>>44710064
Tbf I’m so mundane an individual that it’s like a slice of white bread with no topping or toasting.

>>44710396
tell them the entire history of where I come from and what happened over there, also see if I can learn !polish saber

>>44710373
>Assume the position
Haha, that's my line. Now bend over.

>>44710064
i figured my face would fall off pretty soon

>>44710414
what

>>44710423
are you supposed to be born faceless?

>>44710426
what

>>44710434
you know, that thing

remember to sleep in the fields after making a small shelter in some tall grass

zap weasels ate his face

>>44710267
They rub their neck fluff on you. Each manticore mane has a smell that other cores recognize

>>44710441

complimentary room service

>>44710026
>>44710102
>>44710124
Forget being isekai'd and being paired with a "good girl" or female supporting cast in monstergirl world. Instead, isekai'd and being paired with the Villainess in the monstergirl world.

>>44710389
>I want a chopper, one hundred thousand dollars in nonsequential bills, and a boyfriend, NOW!

>>44710446
it would be so good to sleep in the fields and being covered in warm holsts

>>44710459
you forgot to include a monster

>>44710470
Even just to sleep in the fields completely alone, with a beautiful starry sky.

Remember to tease your childhood friend if you grow taller than her and if she's taller than you, expect the same to happen to you

>>44710486
Imagine the night sky on a different world, in a different dimension entirely.

>>44710497
If I'm taller than my ogre childhood friend before she starts growing you bet I will tease and bully the shit out of her while I can

>>44710396
Introduce them to new technologies, sciences, and techniques
Tell them all I can about our planet's history, cultures, religions, and missteps

>>44710504
imagine waking up as a young shepherd and sleeping among your flock of weresheep...

I will defeat a cow by sleeping on her

>>44710525
I wonder about this sometimes with isekai/portals.
How do you even explain where you came from to monsters?
Where do you start?
What happens if you, more likely than not, don't even speak the same language?

>>44710484
Nooooo! You don't get it brother. Villainesses, even human women ones are hot and sexy because- Uwwoh! Villainess who's a hot older woman with makeup, so sexy beautiful even if human!!!

>>44710479
>Mammon
This is a Greedy Demon!

>>44710578
Evil women are for defeating with impregnation correction.

>>44710572
I came from ugly bastard heaven, duh.

>>44710612
there are now 2 evil
well done
keep trying until you get twins - then you might get an antihero if you're lucky

>>44710621
Akchually, the evil is now divided. So now you have two lesser evils.

>>44710635
you forgot that if one twin is evil then the other will be good... probably.
that's how miss dhampir's fanfic described it.

Do you hear the purring too?

Ancient evils need snuggle correction until they become addicted

>44710687
The only thing I'm hearing is an insane irishman/huemonkey ranting at passerbys and throwing feces at the walls again.

>>44702600
2 parts this time.
>Queen Luxmaledicta XI, formerly Lucinda Terez before she had made Hat and claimed her rightful power, scowled at the Devil Bug. The Bug’s etchings on the spines were so sloppy and erratic that Luxmaledicta could *see* it leaking the beautifully omnipresent purple mana like a sieve. When enchanted, the Manticore spines wouldn’t hold the lovely purple mana very well. They would work for a day or two at best. She’d tried them often enough to know herself.

>“No, you idiot. Carve them cleanly. Cleanly!” yelled Luxmaledicta, as she grabbed the Devil Bug by the hair and dragged her to one of the filthy traphouse’s inner walls. Aside from filth, carvings of esoteric runes and grotesque symbols sprawled across every inch of the walls. Luxmaledicta had cut them herself with a dull kitchen knife, between fits of frenzied masturbation and screaming alien words she didn’t understand at the other denizens of the trap house. The Dark Mage shuddered at the memories, but that was in the past now. Now the oppressive delirium, urges, and crazy mental images made sense. Now she had Hat.

>Luxmaledicta scanned the room with a look of disgust at the filthy carved walls. She was beyond caring about the filth, clad only in a smelly threadbare robe and Hat. The coating of dirt and sexual juices which covered everything, including herself, had stopped being a concern even when she’d been Crazy Lucy.

>Her frown of distaste was directed at her own carvings on the walls. With the new eyes Hat had given her Luxmaledicta could see them as flawed and leaking the mana they channeled and summoned. The throbbing of Hat filled her once more with urges and imagery. Visions of short miners whistling and frothy mugs of beer flew before her eyes. Luxmaledicta knew Hat was telling her how to fix the carvings and etchings, but the messages were hit and miss.

>The Dark Mage remained thankful for Hat’s protection from the crippling headaches and urges to abuse herself, but she still found the object’s obscure way of communicating frustrating. She turned the unprotesting Devil Bug by the handful of hair, aiming her face at the symbols that would let the spines hold combined mantic essences.

>Luxmaledicta forcibly channeled a jolt of dark violet mana into the Devil Bug’s head as she spoke “That. Carve that. Cleanly damnit!” The creature moaned and dripped all over, splattering Luxmaledicta with sexual juices. The Dark Mage channeled another burst, before releasing her grip on the Devil Bug’s hair with a grin.

>The Devil Bug looked backwards at Luxmaledicta. Her insectile arms shook as she braced against the wall, her wings and legs spread as she pushed her butt at the Dark Mage. Luxmaledicta smiled as she took in the sight, the wet gooey need of the presented pussy, the eyes clouded with the violet-colored mana. It was nice to be appreciated. More visions of whistling drinking short miners intruded on the sight.

>“No, we’ll do that later. Go carve a new batch first — make sure you whistle and drink when you do it! And do it carefully, spines don’t grow on trees!” scolded the Dark Mage, ignoring the Devil Bug’s unspoken plea. The insect nodded mournfully and walked off, spines and etcher in tow.

>Manticore spines were excellent as reagents as well as a reliable method of drug administration, and they in fact did not grow on trees. Thankfully, Hat’s messages on this type of farming were very clear and understandable.

>Luxmaledicta strolled past the many Mice and Bugs, each occupied at her behest. The purple mana worked amazingly for gaining willing obedience from them, even if it made them stupid and horny. The irony was somewhat lost on the Dark Mage, who channeled the mana constantly, her aura thick and violet-clad.

>She reached what she liked to think of as her farm. These denizens were as docile stained and grimy as the others, but they were all locked in a large cage. It was more for convenience than anything, to keep them from wandering around and wasting their reagents molesting the others. All of their eyes were filled with deep royal plum mana. The purple mana made them regenerate faster, so Luxmaledicta kept them more heavily supplied than the others. Days of growth could be cut down to hours — or even minutes, if you were willing to pour on the juice *and* get your hands dirty. Luxmaledicta was perfect for the task.

>The best thing about farming was the relative simplicity of it, thought Luxmaledicta. Unlike most of its instructions, Hat’s knowledge was always clear and on point when it came to farming. It often reduced down to two concepts: it’s better to give than receive, and add more purple juice. Often the two could be combined to produce even stronger effects, which suited Luxmaledicta just fine. She had a lot to give and she could channel mana like a pro, despite her consistently shoddy spellcraft.

>>44710734
>angel of justice arrives at the evil lair to confront her ancient nemesis
>has to pull her out from under the covers by her tail to get her out of bed
>ancient evil just whines about how cold it is and how she hasn't had coffee yet

>>44710612
Wrong! Evil women are experts in stalking a man they find suitable, and then abducting him to become their househusband!

>this will never happen to me
why even go on?

I wonder how horrible smokers and vapers would be, imagine the pyrows vaping everywhere man

>>44710792
What if I did give her a cigarette?

>>44710792
it's addressed with ms wonderworm

>>44710799
rape
>>44710803
At least they're lazy and stay in wonderland, I'm talking about like going to the mall and a group of pyrows vaping enough to make it look like a hurricane is in the mall

>>44710792
>crazed fairy chain smokers diving into peoples mouths to get them addicted to nicotine and fairy sweat

https://pastebin.com/AW9w3rz5
Old Kraken story from way back. Pretty crazy to see how different/darker it is from today's stuff.
>literal prisoner
>will die if he leaves
>taken from a wife/friends

>>44710738
I'm getting better probably. But hey, at least it means more cait sith art exists.

>>44710853
I mean, you really can't argue with that.

>>44710853
no, bad goat

I too, am in need of correction

>Level drained by ancient evil
>Lose all status immunities
>+Fear, terror, shock, horny etc.
>Smug look on evil face quickly disappears, as she is left with a broken anon
>Hurriedly snuggles him while putting levels back into him

Dont level drain too much at once

>>44710840
yes, the purity spiral is real

>>44710914
what are you on about?

>>44710919
oh cool. I'm glad we can get back into darker MG topics and nobody cares. I was getting sick of the heavy MGE leaning.

>>44710885
that's a horse you stupid nigger

>>44710944
go baaaaaah-ck to /pol/

I like how holstaur milk comes with the built in debuff of making you more susceptible/desirable to cows

>>44710919
he's doing the customary thing where he comes here to be miserable

>>44710951
nigga I just corrected you, not all of us visit that trannie dump

>>44710969
Don't we all? Does anyone actually feel happier spending their evening watching the posts trickle in and wondering if, somewhere out there, our waifu is just as alone as we are and wishes we were real?

A cuckhorse walks into a bar
The bargote asks why the long face?
She brings the bargote back to fuck her husband

>>44710977
i think you hurt his feelings lol

>>44710980
I kind of doubt that given the goat joke he managed to get in.

>>44710981
I can't tell whether Bicorns are into being cucked, or are just pimping out their husbands.

>>44710978
What I do is I draw siths. I have no idea what the rest of you actually do.

>>44710978
yeah? escapisms about all i got

>>44710981
This sounds like a joke a first generation jinko immigrant from Eastern Europe would tell you to try and win you over

>>44711003
You haven't made anything of any worth in your entire life, all you do all day is coming to a thread where everyone is disgusted at your retarded autistic presence to seethe at people who don't even come here.

>>44711003
I'm glad you asked. I sit here each night after working two jobs contemplating the cruel and uncaring universe I was unwillingly made a part of and whether god (should he exist) must be inherently cruel for giving man the ability to dream of something better. Then I start drinking and pray that one of our wonderful writers here produces content that will allow me to escape for a few precious moments. Once the high wears off and the alcohol really kicks in I sadpost until I can't bear to be awake any longer.

>>44710978
No. Liking horny monsters and procrastination is more my speed.

>be unicorn
>happily enjoying life
>suddenly feel odd
>"oh god I'm transfoooooorming,"
>horn splits into two. Fur darkens
>use new power to find husband
>teleport to him
>start schlicking while he doesn't notice you are there
>you see lots of other monster girls around too so this is fantastic
>he still thinks you don't know about his infidenity as he moves onto the next girl

>>44711033
Damn, son. And with digits too. Grab a hobby or something.

>>44711033
That is... yeah I can't top that. I hope nobody here can.

how would your mg react to the tragedies that exist in the real world?

>>44711082
see if a blowjob would make you feel better

>>44711025
>you are laugh, yes?
>I am funny cat!
>always make you smile, yes
>... you are doing something this weeks end?
>I know place
>good food, like from old country
>you would like, eat much!

>>44711082
The same way as humans, I guess.

>>44711075
>>44711050
It's okay. I'm grateful for the moments of peace content here brings me.

>>44711031
post your work

>>44711033
Whats your favorite monster?
I might just dig up that tablet tomorrow, if I have the time for it

>>44711082
lots of rampaging, complaining, and stress flat steak eating, followed by a favor call to a nerd lilim

>>44711082
>demon
Make it her life's mission to fix us.

>>44711145
Demon... I just want to be fixed...
But please don't. Rewarding sadposting is a bad precedent.

>>44711082
Getting uncharacteristically quiet before hugging me while purring to try to cheer me up.

>>44711177
Can't guarantee I'll have the time, but I'll take an excuse to start drawing again

>>44711192
manticore or jinko?

>>44711217
I'd be lying if I said I don't want it, but it really isn't a good idea. That said, you're a good person for offering.

>>44711218
Cheshire.

>>44711256
Huh. Color me surprised. Guess she has been prevalent in the threads a fair bit the last few days.

>>44711233
I love wiggly ears

When did cows become shrine maidens?

>>44711283
Me too. And wiggling tails.

>>44711273
Buddy I’m not a trend chaser, I’ve had Cheshires as my favorite for about four years now.

Speaking of cheshire, was there every any update on that figurine? Still holding out hope for more girls getting one.

>>44711305
I'm not.

I want to pump so much mana into my Holstaur wife that she evolves into an even higher form of cow.

>>44710767
The end piece to this section.

>She ignored the background sounds of working, fucking, and off-key whistling as Hat’s instructions came to her graphically: a vision of her stepping into the cage and being groped and molested as she shared the glorious amaranthine light, her pushing it by hand into all of their most intimate spots for maximum growth.

>A vision of her own hand in a fist, covered in purple flame appeared. Then it was slowly inserted into multiple orifices, most emphatically the Manticore’s tail. The tail grew spines vigorously in response. The Dark Mage scoffed self-consciously at the repeated images emphasizing *the insertion of her mana-covered hand slowly*. There had been a bit of a misunderstanding at first. Hat didn’t need to keep going on about it. It was just that one time. She used to get jumpy, it wasn’t a big deal.

>The vision shifted to her injecting herself with a leftover spine tossed carelessly in the pocket of her robe. Oh yeah, thought the Dark Mage, she had forgotten about one from this one of this morning’s many batches. What the hell had she enchanted it with? She couldn’t remember. Making massive amounts of magic drugs daily while doing them herself wasn’t doing wonders for her memory.

>The sight of her injecting herself was followed by her breasts and pussy swelling. A feather touching her at those spots as she writhed in ecstasy and spasmodically humped the air. The image of her injecting herself and stepping into the cage repeating over and over.

>Luxmaledica gave the shuddering giggle of an unwashed and unsociable creep in her excitement. It looked like she would be on the receiving end for a while. She wiped a bit of drool from her face with a dirty sleeve. “O-okay Hat. I-if you k-keep insisting.” said Luxmaledicta with false irritation, as she drew the enchanted spine from her robe pocket.

>It never would have occurred to the Dark Mage that she was being farmed to produce the purplish energy. She probably wouldn’t care even were she to puzzle it out. But with the spine in her arm there wasn’t much room for any sort of higher thinking. And moments after she closed the cage door behind her, she was far too occupied to notice how her mana grew under the attention of others.

>It was a long time before she could reflect on much of anything, or be the giver as she was accustomed to doing. But she eventually rallied and gave as good as she got. Everyone was quite tired by that point.

>Life, reflected the Dark Mage as she lay in the drowsy pile of gritty naked flesh, was great. She soaked in all of their juices, heart swollen with happiness. No mind was paid to how she was swollen with even more of the purple mana than before.

>No, her mind was elsewhere: at any given moment Luxmaledicta felt much better than ol’ Crazy Lucy had on her best day. No one had wanted Crazy Lucy, either to give or take anything. She may have well not have existed before Hat.

>A sense of joyous reverence filled her, a deep yet emphereal certainty that some being was responsible for her sweet new life and her connection with Hat. An ancient and potent eldritch symbol of that Other appeared in her mind, then explanatory flashes were strewn across her inner vision: violent music, an upside down cross, a screaming man making a handsign while thrashing his head wildly.

>Tears of gratitude filled the Dark Mage’s wide plum-clouded eyes. “I praise you from the bottom of my heart. Thank you so much for everything, Ozzy.” she said in a hushed whisper, her wet slick hands clasped in prayer. Her inner vision shifted insistently to the handsign, showing the horns from different angles.

>The sleepy Luxmaledicta smiled in false comprehension “Yeah. You rock too, Hat.” said the Dark Mage, as the horned hand images continued then abruptly faded. The content Dark Mage, who wouldn’t know a plow from a plantain, remarked to herself that the farming life was perfect for her. Soon she nodded off in the pile of grimy wet bodies.

>"The SU-57 is far superior and better 5th generation fighter jet than your F-22s and F-35s. Silly Western Anon! May I remind you the your country's military lost an F-35 because of incompetent pilot!"

Why is my kikimora maido like this chat? Is there any way to fix her or at least improve her attitude?

>"T-14 Armata is best modern day tank!"

Please help me chat.

>>44711304
I didn't mean it like that. I meant that it was logically more likely given that anons (presumably including you) were posting about her.

>>44711310
Nooo!!! Her organs! Her poo back! How do these unrealistic breast beasts even function when their poor spines and organs are crushed by such cartoonishly massive meat mounds!?

>>44711304
I bet you're a Neco Arc fan.

>>44711339
Nah, I’m more of a Taokaka man.

>>44711319
Only one kind of game can stop the Kirumi maid…but the PM probably knows better than you. Do what she says and eat your damn broccoli already.

>>44711295
Spiritual energy is stored in the breasts

>>44711468
titty energy

hasshaku-sama is too alluring
but how would she be like as a wife

>>44711528
No reason to risk it. Best to start with someone more...biddable

>>44711580
but i like her

ded

>"I can fix him"

>>44711729
All I need is love, encouragement, and empty balls. I'm a great investment, just a little elbow grease and I'll be the best Anon in the neighborhood.

>>44711729
Fix someone else, there's a billion man army to choose from.

>>44711729
Right after we take you in for a reduction. I very large reduction. That doesn't look healthy at all, you can't even stand straight.

>>44711729
You can try

>>44711756
Alp spotted.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that winter is rough for Sahus.
It gets a little chilly in their waterside homes.

>>44711780
No anon, she's very clearly a demon.

>>44711784
If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.

>>44711756
>"Go for it! Worst he can say is no!"

>>44711879
I don't understand.

>>44711784
no it isnt, theyre tricking you, they live in cold water all the time

>>44711889
it is now your duty to keep her breasts drained every day

>>44711729
she could smother me with those, that might work too

>>44710621
>breeding with evils for other personalities is like rare breeding chances in games
>90% chance at another evil
>6% chance at an anti-hero
>3% chance at a normal child
>1% chance at a hero
step right up anon, wont you take ms. evil echidna's gacha lottery? 0.0044% chance you get a heroic inari.

>>44710904
aftercare is very important for defeated heroes

>>44711939
Not my fetish unfortunately. I don't think it will work out.

>>44711033
Are you me? I do exactly the same

>>44710904
>>44711998
>4mon.org/e(evil)/thread/109830
>[topic: HELP NEEDED] no.109830
>[image: an order male curled up in a corner]
i need help amons.
>hero breaks into my dungeon
>let him go through my dungeon normally
>he gets to the boss room
>lead him on for a little bit
>as my ultimate attack i paralyze him and level drain
>now he's just curled up in a corner crying, refusing to interact with anyone or anything.
did i do something wrong? did i miss a step? am i supposed to do something else? i feel so bad...
>no.109843 [>>109845]
did you forget to turn on your dampening aura? that can fuck with him if he's drained and your far stronger than him.
also, you didnt drain all of his levels at once right? you're supposed to drain his levels slowly throughout the day or else it can induce a state similar to PTSD, like some of the pre transformation monsters had for a while before the DL enacted the A.M.T. program.
>no.109845 (op) [>>109851 <span class="deadlink">>>109852 >>109853 >>109854 >>109856... and 400+ more (click here)]</span>
>>109843
>you're supposed to drain his levels slowly throughout the day
you are?

>>44712078
He will take his life with his sword while she busy on 4mon

>haaaaaa? I didn't say you could leave here boya. You're taking responsibility for your actions and nutting inside me once for each tail you tried to fluff!

>>44712140
But she bumped into deliberately with her tails, this Fox is crazy.

>>44712109
don't be dramatic. he'll be fine, he just needs intense reassurance & cuddling therapy for the next few weeks.

Quick! Give me genie wish reccomendations! I can't come up with any and she's getting impatient!

>44710459
It's all so tiresome.

>>44712164
you should free her, marry her, and make out with her.

>>44712164
How about anchovy pizza?

>Confess to Mother Superior Succ that I have feelings for her
>This is a major sin and in a bad way
>She’s already married and I didn’t know
>My punishment for having illicit thoughts of a married monster
>I must now take Sister Mariam as my wife as she failed to get a husband during the crusade

>>44712164
Tell her "I wish I knew what to wish for"

>>44712179
>Anon must first marry her and make out with her first to know what to wish for

>>44712164
Erase me from Earth, nuke California and be free

>>44712156
It doesn't work like that, you don't recover with hugs. He is traumatized for life, let him roam free and he will become a crackhead like the others. Letting him die is a gracious act of pity.

Reminder that when you make eye contact with a succ you're inviting her into your dreams. They're not just slutty streetwalkers, they're the original dream demon.

>>44712167
We need to have permanent thread split, he used to post less of that off-topic trash when his shitpost thread was still up.

>>44712210
>you don't recover with hugs
Looks like someone's never been to mamono medical school

>>44712214
This is fine. She's kind of taking nightmare's schtick, but I won't complain.

>>44710303
only some shitty one on a03

>>44712210
Alright I've called the mind flayers anon, have fun with your therapeist.

>>44712222
You don't, Mamono's mana or not. At best you take drug, meds, booze to forget or you git gud (I wouldn't). It's not a injury that can be healed.

>>44712238
I don't want to be a squid. I want to be a spider instead!

>>44712238
Sure erasing someone mind will work but you ego killed him in the process so I wouldn't call that a flawless win. His real (you) and his soul are lost in this process.

>>44712249
Spider verbal abuse is not what you need in your current, delicate state anono!

>>44712256
Give me a nacho therapist then

>>44712238
>Tell therapistflayer my irrational fear of tentacles and monsters with tentacles
>She decides upon exposure therapy
>Calls in nurse tentacle and kraken to help her
>Spend hours in tentacle heaven
>Not an inch of me not covered in sucker spots or slime when they’re done

>>44712261
Takes you meds and go back to work faggot

>>44712256
All that armor seems kinda sharp and pointy, how am I supposed to rest my head on the demon's thighs without losing an eye?

>>44712238
I found myself daydreaming about squidpussy earlier. So, I imagine there's basically just a vagina where the beak would normally be and probably a slit in the bell or whatever it's called for flayers. I bet it'd be kinda surreal at first.

>>44712265
Nacho simulator too real.

>>44712164
>infinite wishes!!
>no anon, you can't request infinite wishes
Back into the garbage bin the lamp goes

>>44712164
>My wishes are powerful, so take your time decidi- BWOMP

>>44712272
>telling a demon her clothes are in the way
you deserve what you're about to get anon

>>44712286
Pampering and a naked lap pillow?

>>44712265
I am going to bite this bratty nacho

>>44712282
Another perverted master.

>>44712290
Yes. You deserve it, anon. It's okay, just rest.

>Going willing to psychiatrists or any psy
How and why? They can send you to jail if you say anything funny and will drug you with meds. It's different in your country or you just enjoy falling in bear traps?

>>44712311
N-no, I can't handle genuine affection. I might die.

>>44712315
We're here to imagine a better world. A world where you can seek help without getting doped up and jailed by a pozzed therapist, or at least by one with the decency to get you off once they're done.

>>44710016

I don't care if any of you mamono realm simps call me a "conspiracy theorist" but I swear mamono realm intelligence agencies and the Royal Makai's Politburo made this collab commercial to convince more humans to have children and families.

>>44712332
Oh, so I'm not crazy but even if it was handle by MGE Mamonos would go to a Psy? It's a big "aveux de faiblesse"/showing that you're weak

>>44712366
If I knew or had a reasonable belief that I'd come out better afterward, I'd totally go. I'm not hung up on machismo or anything, and the idea is that you're less "weak" once you're done anyway.

>>44712315
That's it Anon, embrace it.

I love Fall. Because in Fall you have football and have holiday's like Thanksgiving and All Hallow's Day, and I like to imagine myself with a big p'orcer harem, cooking out on Saturdays during games. watching the games with them, and watching our little p'orclets running around the yard, playing football. And with the holidays, all of us gathered around a big table, eating turkey, potatoes, stuffing, green bean casserole, and pumpkin pie.

Spooders

>44712364
I know this post is obvious bait. But i swear if someone post pics with mamono being gored by Orderniggers or something they will stay up literally for whole day because useless mods don't give a shit about the board except they fav vtumor/3dpd idol threads.

Meanwhile, pics with a small uncovered nipple will be deleted with lightning speed.

>>44712364
More humans = more human cock

>>44712404
>All Hallow's Day
Samhein you mean.

>>44712389
Not wrong but I couldn't, I guess I have to much badly place ego

>>44712413
Powerful lower fangs

>>44712423
Nah, I'm not pagan, let alone Celtic. My p'orcers will be good Catholic girls.

>>44712262
Nice to see krakens getting some love recently. They're good girls who deserve cute boys to work up and snuggle.
I still hold out hope that we get a kraken ending for Magus's mana cabana story. They don't have nearly enough content.

>>44712404
I love fall because forest are orange, we can find a lot of delicious shrooms and it's the start of the comfy gaming season.

>>44712454
They stick tentacles up your bum though

Resist the urge to rub her belly

>>44712492
Now, I remember why I hate them. Thanks anon

>>44710944
I love this dopy pic

>>44712496
I wanna rub a lot more things of hers than just her belly.

>>44712496
I don't want to. What's the worst that could happen?

>>44712496
I will, she's for you, I will take the funny cat m. Sharing spoils of war is nice

>>44712510
>What's the worst that could happen?
She starts holding hands with you (there is no escape)

>>44712492
Am I being threatened with a good time?

>>44712311
It says here the contract clearly states that 'you get what you fucking deserve'
Always gotta read the fine print

>so an adventurer has finally made it to my lair
>you must be exceptionally brave to challenge a red dragon, or perhaps exceptionally foolish
>after all, what mere mortal could hope to challenge-
>wait where are you going? come back!

>>44712533
More like 'you get what you deserve - fucking'

>>44712541
you get what fucking you deserve

>>44711314
Miss Mage needs a bath

>>44712539
She isn't wrong, I can't challenge a dragon, no one can.

>>44712541
We live in a monster society

-1 image limit
+1 fox

>>44712571
Domestic terror is the only way out

what's the quickest thing I can do/say to get myself claimed immediately once portal day comes?

>>44712604
I will follow the uwaaabomber's example, the Sabbath won't know what hit them

>>44712611
Don't speedrun a marriage

>>44712604
>>44712620
you know all this talk makes me think that a federal agent must have come here once to figure out what the hell the filters where picking up

>>44712611
print out pictures of your preferred species and show them to the girls in charge of the portal

>>44712629
You can noclip in MGE?
>>44712631
One day the police will barge in my house because I write that kind of dumb thing.

>bogey fulfills my need to be gently held 24/7
>not 100% on the aesthetic, especially compared to regular oni
i think the problem is i want too many things

>>44712659
Hellhounds can do gentle holding.

>>44712539
Can you wrap that tail around yourself like a scarf?

>>44712679
What is considered gentle in hellhound terms?

>>44712693

>>44712659
>>44712679
Sandworm does the best gentle holding, and better yet, she has the personality for it, being kind and gentle. Plus, she's the best looking of all mamono, and she double as your home.

So just let her eat you, okay?

>>44712659
Chesh is the best hugger because she can stay stuck to you without any add weight. You can go to the groceries while hugging her

I wonder if a boogie could make me laugh or if I'm already too emotionally dead for that.

>>44712790
>Emotionally dead
No you're not, faggot. You wouldn't be here otherwise. Stupid attention whore

>>44712659
If you don't have a harem of chimeric girls mixing and matching your ideal traits what are you even doing?

>>44712803
Damn anon, who pissed in your cereal?

Not having a monster girl gf is depressing. Why is lifs so disappointing?

Sorry, we only have chuunibyou monsters left.
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
What is she like?

>>44712985
>zombie dragon
I’m not sure she has the brain cells to even realise I’m not the hero of destiny or whatever.

hellwan love

>>44712959
Monsters deal with "irredeemable" souls by putting them in a simulated reality that's just humans being assholes to each other constantly. Sometimes the best way to break a man is to give him everything he wanted.

>>44712985
>Chuuni Nekomata

>>44712420
>i swear if someone post pics with mamono being gored by Orderniggers or something they will stay up literally for whole day
Has there been any very recent examples of that unironically happening? Anon literally posted the newest McDonald's Japanese commercial of a family having a happy meal and referencing MGE and roleplaying it as monster girl propaganda and your first thoughts is gore imagery?

>Meanwhile, pics with a small uncovered nipple will be deleted with lightning speed.
And are you insinuating NSFW imagery not being allowed in blue boards is now a bad thing? What, because your favorite NSFW images or NSFW pics you liked were posted here before but got deleted? Is this just schizophrenia at work?

>>44713026
>MGs torturing humans
You should go back

>>44712985
>phantom
That's pretty much what I expected from her

>>44713057
> Is this just schizophrenia at work?
Almost guaranteed to be.

>>44713038
Losing to dirty western human tricks

>>44713057
Anon I'm pretty sure he's saying what we already know, that the mods are picky fags, we know they at least pay some attention because nsfw stuff gets taken out quickly but offtopic posting, which is also bannable, gets to stay up.

Finally Friday

>>44712985
>Arachne
She absolutely has a badass cape she made herself. The rest is pretty easy with "horrors lurking in the dark" stuff.

>>44712985
>jabberwock
oh boy
>acts like a social outcast because her kind was "betrayed" by the Queen of Hearts
>"The Queen's curse plagues my soul, Anon..."
>says that you're the only one who can understand her and that her kind are destined to rule the "realm of chaos"
>nobody actually dislikes her, other girls ask her to hang out all the time but she just pushes them away
>draws a comic from the "villain's perspective" about how the protagonist, a dragon (her self insert) stole a prince (totally not you) and is being rescued by a princess from the insect kingdom (the moth girl you're friendly with)
>most of the comic is just you two having corny romance while the moth girl is repeatedly defeated
>claims to be a master of magic with her superior intellect, can only cast minor illusion
>whenever she encounters a problem she unleashes her "curse of chaos" and beats the shit out of whatever's in front of her
>claims only you can cure her hexed heart by going on a date with her

>>44713057
>Anon literally posted the newest McDonald's Japanese commercial
Eh...monster girls? I don't see any, then his post should be deleted as off-topic
>referencing MGE
>roleplaying
Stupid shit covering off-topic posts.
>Has there been any very recent examples of that unironically happening?
Ordertard posted an edgy, blood-covered human knight in previous thread with "i'm gonna slay all monsters"-tier greentext and his post was up until bump-limit. We are close to actual gore-posting pretend to be on-topic because fags using some key-words like monster girls, mge and etc. in it.

>>44713186
Imagine a bunch of nuki businesswomen getting off of work on a friday evening and going drinking. They start out quiet but as the night goes on they start to get rowdy. Soon you're cornered by one of them and she starts getting handsy. Her body presses agaist your arm and her tail wraps around you in a hug. Her flush face has a goofy smile on it as she drunkenly flirts with you. She asks you if you'd like to come home with her and you're about to say no until she pulls out a big wad of cash and fans it in front of your face. You wouldn't let yourself become some nuki's boytoy for a little money, would you Anon?

>>44713344
It is /tg/tardery. Feels like ages since they've been this blatant.

>>44713013
MASSIVE HELLWAN LOVE SACKS

>>44713368
No, I would stab her with my demon silver knife, steal the money and run

>>44712985
Chuuni holstaur
>Acts like she's the boss of the farm
It's actually her husband, and she tends to get ignored by customers looking to buy milk or veggies.
>Thinks of herself as a mastermind behind the success of husband's farm
Husband and the other holsts just humor her and think she's just being silly. She's actually the quickest to lose when milking begins.
>Thinks she's the head-wife among husband's holst harem because he said her milk tasted good 3 more times than every other of holst
He's made "milk tasting good" comments to every holst thousands of times, but she was autistic enough to keep track in a notebook.
>Thinks her breasts give her the power to KO anyone who puts their face between them
Only her husband has done so, and it's because he's tired and uses them as a pillow
To her credit though, she does have the best breasts among the harem but only barely.

>>44713427
>stealing from a danuki
For your sake, I hope that bar doesn't have cameras. Otherwise your ass is about to become Nuki Corp property. That is if they don't sell you off to some rich hag.

Just for your information: you will hear electronic chirps, fire alarms beeping in the homes of Hellhounds and 'Hood Devilbugs

>>44713368
I tell her I only accept payment in precious metals.

>>44712985
>redcap
This one might hit chuunibyo critical mass.
>blurts out stuff like ''Its a good night for a hunt''
, ''I can sense my prey is close'' and the sort whenever hubby is nearby
>Tries to be furtive and remain unseen, but always trips with the furniture and ends up breaking something
>Draws all kinds of runes and circles around the house ''A good hunter needs to ward off against bad spirit as well''(none of them work)
>Has a hidden trapdoor that connects the bedroom and the basement. Whenever she's in the mood, she goes to the bedroom and starts chanting (broken) latin. Her Hubby then goes to the basement and uses an improvised elevator to come out of the summoning circle drawn over the trapdoor. ''Demon, i will defeat you and complete my revenge'' she says as she relentlessly attacks him.
>Has an autobiography detailing how this supposed demon stole her most precious thing for her, and how she has been looking for revenge ever since
>Her closet has an entire section for victorian era fantasy hunter clothes, complete with minicrossbows, leather gloves and boots, an array of knives and daggers, and her ornate cleaver. All made from her red mana.
This one started as a joke, but now i like the character FUCK

>>44713555
>she pays you in creeping coin gold

>>44713513
Don't care, don't have a house and I will stab my way out of this mess

>>44713646
>Anon somehow manages to fend off the thugs sent by the nukis
>becomes an urban legend amongst monsters
>lizards and sallys wander the streets looking to fight the legendary murder hobo
>he has a cult following of redcap fan girls
>eventually his trusty stabbin' knife gains sentience from all his bloodlust
>it turns into a loli cursed sword
>he stabs her too
>she still loves him though

>>44713804
How can he keep stabbing if his weapon turned into a loli?

>>44712985
>Wisp
Yeah, OK, I can get behind that--Miss Wisp lived a chuuni life and died. Now she's obsessed with finding her chuuni lifemate and I gotta deal with it.
I'm fine with that. Wisps are good girls.

Nah wisps are shit. I'm not getting in the forever cagey.

>>44714041
What kind of murder hobo would he be if he only has one knife?

>>44714041
It's most likely just a cursed sword fanfic, stab anon is too busy fuggging rats in the sewers

>>44714104
He uses his DICK, Anon. He stabs her right in the pussy for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

>>44714071
Honestly the cage seems like a pretty good deal if you can get internet in there (same applies to Sandworms)

>>44714104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tagnCKatOsg

The virgin red mana eater vs the chad actual blood drinker

>>44712985
>chuuni Amazon
She is the Wrath of God, and she tells this straight to the camera.

>>44714052
>>44714071
>>44714125
I don't see no cage, guys. Maybe that's the chuuni leaking through?

>>44714165
Last 2 gotta go in ye olde cat box, for, uh, reasons:
https://files.catbox.moe/omtpf0.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/oydj7j.jpg
Still not sure what kind of Chuuni she is, but you never really get to control who you fall in love with anyways.

What came first, the vampire or the vampire mosquito?
Imagine naming yourself over a parasitic blood drinking layabout disgusting monsterous creature - or alternatively a mosquito for that matter

>>44714216
Yeah I hate vampire too, the whole human... le inferior is really annoying.

Nerdusas tend to get a little wild on the weekend.

>>44714260
>Medusa gamer girl
I like this

>>44714216
rude

redcap x ghoul

>>44714216
Aaaayyyy. TIP wins again. Capes are for losers.

Yes I'm mixing chaos space Marines, Eros and MGE in my daydreams. Fuck you

>>44714216
>>44714238
>>44714391
t. Dhampirs

And diiiip

>>44714216
bold talk for a one eyed fat man.

>>44714719
Kuroneko no tango, tango, tango

What do you call an alp trumpart? A trap card!
Why don't jubjubs like wrestling? Because they are a bunch of jubbers!
How do Wonderlanders cook food? In a wok!
Why is the cheshire cat looking at the door? She is looking for dormice!

>>44714930
Chesh aren't that cringe.

>>44715050
Yes, they are more cringe than that.

cat

>>44715124
Disgusting waste of food.
>>44715141
I'm racist but...

>>44715150
>I'm racist but...
Dont worry shes into that

>>44715177
It feels wrong but I would

>>44715150
>Disgusting waste of food.
Would still eat it.

I don't want to talk about chesh
talk about the fat one from wonderland instead...

>>44715223
Okay, so what do you like about Jub Jub?

No, your fat fetish is disgusting unlike the sweet purring of a sleepy chesh

>>44715270
wok is not fat
she is big breasted

>>44715270
>the sweet purring of a sleepy chesh

>>44715297
What? I made a mistake in my sentence?

>>44715297
why does she have a bit of white skin near her socks?

>>44715308
Nah, just posting lovecraft's cat

>>44715344
I thank you for that. I like petting niggerwoman while reading Lovecraft's works or watching a movie inspired by him

Today, something that I never thought would happen has happened. A person I considered a friend, a fellow waifufag, has betrayed my trust by commissioning NTR of my own waifu for years. It left me feeling violated, uncomfortable, and heartbroken that someone I once trusted would do something like this. I've been considering distancing myself from this community for months now, I have been worried that something big might happen due to the NTR drama, but I never expected to see that my former friend would be the one to do it and to me. I won't be naming who I am, as I do not want to be involved in this community anymore. I will leave my socials and accounts open, but abandoned, only to preserve what once was. Please be careful to who you trust.

>>44715344
>We're 100% black
>Pussycats, 3.50

>>44712985
>shirohebi
> Obviously tries to mimic yandere characters
>tries to act threatening to any girl that looks in your general direction
>mad that her mom wants her to be a shrine maiden instead of an ancient evil

>>44715489
If true, we don't deserve mamonos and that's why portal won't open.

>>44715489
Sir, this is /mgt/. Bunkerchan is the other way.

>>44715492
>>We're 100% black
"Me too."
>t.Automaton secret government agent

>>44715489
>[some drama shit]
>I won't be naming who I am
k

>>44712539
I didn't know I could run this fast.

>>44715492
>>Pussycats, 3.50
Yeah, well, it's not too pretty.

>>44715344
Maybe I'm not so racist

>>44714719
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

>>44715489
Not gonna lie, I would ban even most Japanese from touching MGE, not mention the westoids.

>44715489
[citation needed]

>>44715644
I hope nobody points out to KC that the NTRman boogeyman will never corrupt his waifus, if he never publishes anything more and keeps everything in his head

>>44715550
>"Hey! You must be that guy Walton Simons was talking about."

>>44710016

>>44710016
>"No! NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!"

>>44715693
>Bravo 6 going dark
Anon shouldn't have shit-talked the Dark Elf matriarchy so much online.

>>44713344
>not MGE
>off topic
how many times do we need to explain this to you? Even talking about the terrifying humans can be on topic on this thread if it relates to monster girls somehow.

>Ehe. Hehehe...

>>44715750
>we
There's no we, mick. /tg/ tards can fuck off back to /tg/ with their irrelevant shit and you should head out to /trash/.

>>44715739
>And then... In comes the High Elves.

>>44715633
Name 3 people she's put in that cute brown tummy of hers

>>44715633
Name 3 people she's put in that cute brown tummy of hers

>>44715778
I am the lifeblood of this thread, unironically.

>44715750
God, that newfag shit...

I want to develop Pavlonian conditioning towards wight's ohohos.

>>44715739
>>Bravo 6 going dark

>44715750
>offtopic post with not relating to monster girls and with a vague MGE reference shoehorned in to pretend it's relevant
>"You just don't like it cause it's not MGE!"
What did he mean by this?

>>44715863
>>44715781
>>44715693
Elves larping as soldiers when they never killed someone is pathetic.

>>44715840
clack

>>44715781
Where does an elf even get a camo leotard and tactical garters

>>44715762

>>44715798
>>44715799
A dormouse one a day.
Whenever a Cheshire cat attempts to teleport into her house, she teleports her right into her stomach with a magical barrier to keep her from getting out.
Jubjubs when they coom too loudly while she's masturbating
The mad hatter that forgot to invite her to a tea party
Pretty much every low number trumpart she sees.
And hopefully me one day when I call her a BIG FAT VORE MONSTER!

>>44715877
murder's pretty cringe, bro

>>44715877
Okay tough guy and oh-so-legit military veteran /k/ommando... How can you tell or recognize a Larger to a bona fide Demon Realm Military Operator?

>>44715915
>A dormouse
Between cait sith and wocks the poor dormouse cannot catch a break.

>I see your armor has flame wards, sir knight. Very good.
>But does it have bullet wards?

>>44715939
>flamelet has fire weak enough to need a gun to compensate
LMAO and she even calls herself a dragon?

>>44715923
It's just a fact, real soldier are mostly drafted poor soul who get send to the slaughterhouse and came out broken or dead. Larping as a special operator is stupid even if I do so sometimes.

>>44715958
and elves are pathetic, so it fits

>>44715644
>using Westoids without irony
Go back to the bunker or touch some grass

Reminder: militarynigger will stay up when you will be banned if the nipple on your picture was shown on 1-2cm.

>>44715937
Mice are eaten by just about everything. Life sucks when you're at the bottom of the food chain. Also if jabberwocks didn't eat dormice, their population would get out of control.

>>44715489
This is great. Give us the details, anon. We gossip like schoolgirls here.
Are you a big name or just one of the lower level waifufags?

>>44715968
Yes just like us. We are worthless, we can't reproduce and wish for impossible dreams. We should have die a long time ago but current society keep us around like cattle.

How could anyone be bitter living in a land full of beautiful white women like this?

>>44716025
Because they're not real

Is showing monstergirls the movie Bridge to Terabithia considered a cruel and unusual act?

It's over...

>>44716025
I can be bitter anywhere.

>>44710612
Evil women are for serving, as a loyal husband who is there to comfort her when her plans go awry, and to praise her when she succeeds

>>44716214

What are hags for?

>>44716248
NIGGER

>>44716279
Me.

>>44716279
Ponzi schemes

>>44710506
Sneak potions into her food and drink so she stays small and bullyable forever she's still as strong as an ox of course

>>44710771
More like
>needs to pull anon out of her nemesis