/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44706142
Mystia is easily one of the most sadistic and cruel youkai around. How would you befriend her?

>>44707103
Hang around her food cart and be a regular. I'm sure she would love a conversation partner when nights are slow.

>>44707155
How do you make sure she doesn't decide to go for a afterwork snack instead?

>>44707159
Learn an instrument so you can accompany her while she sings. Is she really dumb enough to eat her own customer though?

>>44707176
>Is she really dumb enough to eat her own customer though?
She's trying to run a con so she would already be a bit anxious around a repeat customer. Especially a annoying outsider who she would probably eat if she wasn't working.

I think if you want to befriend her the music approach would work. Her and Kyouko are pretty different but clearly they managed to bond over music. Hell, even if you don't play a instrument she's vain enough she would probably be pretty happy to have a genuine fan. Though, obviously, she would never admit it.

>>44707103
shes a yosuzume, secondary.

>>44707103
>Mystia is easily one of the most sadistic and cruel youkai around
Fake news, she's just a sweet sparrow trying to make a living with her cooking. She's trying very hard!

Mystia's cooking!

>>44707103
It's just her stage persona, those lyrics about killing humans aren't meant seriously

>>44707486
Is she cooking people?

>>44707276
I thought she was German.

>>44707486
Wait. Whose eggs are those?!

>>44706142
mystia would have better taste than a radiohead song that the creators don't even like
she's a Bodysnatcher girl

>>44707631

>>44707652
>mystia would have better taste than radiohead
FTFY

>>44707103
She just scares people, killing them would be bad for business

Playing Mystia's Izakaya while drinking on Fridays and Saturday nights is one the comfiest I've ever been

>>44707679
It is, but I migrated and for some reason I can't get the game to load the save files I copied over.
I don't want to have to play the whole game all over again...

>a night sparrow with an outgoing egocentric personality, at least she sounds arrogant, that enjoys infusing confusion and terror into the hearts of humans using her ability: a song that creates confusion in those who hear her.

sounds more like she just likes to pull pranks on people, although I remember her dialogue in IN to be kind of sinister, but i'm sure she was just talking a big game that she couldn't back up. although it just honestly feels that Zun doesn't really care and wrote her to be friendly with people now because she got a fandom.

>>44707103
Use the power of BHC and turn her into my lovely wife, of course

>>44707746

Mystia would befriend you just so she can lure you away somewhere secretive and then eat you. She would fucking EAT you.

>>44708371
She's a maneater alright!

>THE DEAL WAS MADE IN DENMARK ON A DARK AND STORMY DAY,
>SO HE SET OUT FOR BIAFRA TO JOIN THE BLOODY FRAY

>>44708392
No! Mystia is a scary, proud Youkai! She will not gaze longingly at you when you're looking away! Her heart will not go doki doki because you spend so much time with her! She will not get feelings for you because of how much you help her out at her stand and keep her company throughout the days! She will definitely never think about dumb things like wanting to surprise you with a kiss on the cheek as a reward! She would certainly not bring you back home and give you a pillow on her lap while stroking your head and telling you you've done a good job making work easier for her! And she would never, ever, EVER degrade herself so much that she lets a filthy outsider like you impregnate her! She would just use you and abuse you and then tear you apart with her claws and eat your meat when she gets bored of you! End of story!

>>44708392
Why does she have such derpy eyes

>>44708995
Clouded by hunger!
She's gonna try and gobble you all up with her mouth, until it's full!

>>44708707
>>44709029
How awful! However... I really like Mystia and would hang out with her even if doing so put me at risk at being sloppily devoured by her...!

>>44708707
>She would just use you and abuse you
Some of us want to be abused.

>>44707155
Ask her to make scrambled eggs every day for a month.

You wouldn't really have sex with a bird would you?

>>44710139
I can't say I would be opposed to it.

>>44707540
the german lorelei from the rhein was a witch

>>44709927
who am i to disagree

>This time I'ma let it all come out
>This time I'ma stand up and shout
>I'ma do things my way
>It's my way
>My way or the highway

>>44706142
that's everyone on /jp/

>>44707665
>>44707514
It's possible, but seems pretty unlikely considering how she acts.

Would be kind of cute though if she's just all talk. Fits in with her general "Edgy teenager" behavior.

>>44721275
NOW MOVE IN
NOW MOVE OUT
HANDS UP
NOW HANDS DOWN
BACK UP BACK UP
TELL ME WHAT YA GONNA DO NOW

>>44731793
KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK
JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK
HOW BOUT YOUR FUCKING FACE

>>44725418
She surpassed Kaguya

>>44708392
The chef drooled on me. 1/5 stars.

sparrow paizuri

>>44710139
I'm 90% certain Mystia would be a better lay than another defrosted chicken.

>>44755976
She seems like she would be very sadistic during sex. Those nails are sharp.

>>44757822
She's not sadistic, it's just that she thinks the screams mean you're enjoying it.

>>44764979
What a bird brain.

>>44755976
>another

>>44764979
I mean, if she rips open your back during sex but you come back for seconds it's not hard to imagine she would assume she's doing a good job when you scream.

>>44764979
Misty seems like the type of gal to break your leg during copulation, and keep on going.

Mystia enjoying some post-coitus snacks with /jp/

>>44707701
Did you copy the ones from the "\AppData\LocalLow\Epicomic\Touhou Mystia Izakaya" folder?

>>44712438
>who am i to disagree
heh

>>44779083
I actually got it working a weekish ago, turns out I am a retard who forgot how to load from saves entirely and was pressing the wrong button.
Waiting warmly for DLC4 to be translated, since it has my wife in it.

>>44779116
Oh, good to know

>>44779127
I, too, am looking forward to feeding that guy's wife.

Its getting colder
Mystia's getting dressed appropriately

>>44780530
But I can see right through it!!
Puffy...

>>44788159
Mystia, no! Think of all the cholesterol you'll get!

>>44772286
She can only have a nibble...
Okay TWO nibbles! Look at that adorable face!

>>44706142
Mystia is easily one of the most sadistic and cruel youkai around. How would you befriend her?

>>44807625
Offer to pay with your body by working at her food stand instead of being eaten.

>>44807625
Please purify yourself from fancanon.

>>44811286
wish junko would purify me...

>>44707103
>>44807625
alzheimer's anon...

>>44706142
MY DINNER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qDK2E57V7M

>>44811286
Her entire story in PoFV is her trying to attract humans to attack, how is this fanon?

>>44817631
>Her entire story in PoFV is her trying to attract humans
Why is Myschi such a loose woman?

>>44817702
A lot of animal youkai are notorious for having intense mating seasons and fucking so hard during them that mere human males quickly die of heart or pelvic failure, so they must constantly seek new ones.

>>44817631
That doesn't make her "cruel and sadistic", she's just doing it out of her own nature.

>>44817871
>Butchering people with her nails while singing about how she's going to cook and eat them.
>Not cruel and sadistic.
?

>>44817871
Being cruel is part of her nature.
>>44817901
who quote

>>44817901
That's just a natural reaction to seeing a nice, fat /jp/sie.

Safe sex with Mystia! She can't gouge out your flesh if she can't move!

>>44818106
This is suspect. Nobody would be so nice as to leave such a neatly trussed up birb on my doorstep. And free condoms, too.

>>44817901
>Butchering people with her nails
Source?

>>44817948
There's still nothing in canon saying she's cruel. Can a human be called cruel for killing a chicken he needs to eat?

>>44818142
It's just another of yukari's pranks, she enjoys watching.

>>44818247
> Can a human be called cruel for killing a chicken he needs to eat?
Mystia doesn't need to eat people.

>Source?
Why do you think she has those dumb claw fingernails?

Mystia eats people but that's okay because I love her and forgive her for it.

>>44820246
Mystia need the base of her wings nuzzled.

>>44820246
I mean, as long as she doesn't eat me or anybody I know she can do whatever I want.

>>44820246
Birds are the ones for eating.

Bird is drinking.

>>44838431
she would be into that IPA slop

>>44706142
Okay.