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Seija HATES making people happy
Seija HATES when you like her
Seija HATES sharing
Seija LOVES when you hate her
Seija LOVES making others miserable
Seija LOVES sabatoging others

SEIJA IS WORST GIRL

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>> No.44633994
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Post Seija abuse

>> No.44634149
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Stupid jaku doesn't deserve a wink of sleep.

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>>44633180
I DON'T want to fuck Seija's feet!!

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>>44633994
Finally I get to use this folder.

>> No.44634352

>>44633180
is it wrong if i am starting to think she is right?

>> No.44639476

>>44634149
Seija deserves a belly full of half-jakus

>> No.44645203
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Hate your jaku.

>> No.44645307

>>44634224
You have an entire folder of jaku abuse?
You should post it

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>>44645307
It's not very large but it has some content in it.

>> No.44645326

>>44645319
I wonder what she's looking at that scares her so much that she wets herself?

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>>44645326
I always figured she had just been chained up there for long enough that she had to go.

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Seija HATES making girls horny for her
Seija HATES when girls love her
Seija HATES white men
Seija LOVES when you are horny for her
Seija LOVES raping other black men
Seija LOVES making other black men lust for her

SEIJA IS BEST GIRL FOR BBC
https://files.catbox.moe/vq7dz7.png

>> No.44645658 [DELETED] 

Seija HATES making girls horny for her
Seija HATES when girls love her
Seija HATES white men
Seija LOVES when you are horny for her
Seija LOVES raping other black men
Seija LOVES making other black men lust for her

SEIJA IS BEST GIRL FOR BBC
https://files.catbox.moe/vq7dz7.png

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>> No.44649314

>>44649199
>"yeah you're right Anon, its like I always tell you: you're a no good idiot who doesn't deserve to be with me. Like I always say, we SHOULD break up."

>> No.44655969

>>44639476
I want to see the horror on Seija's face when she learns she's going to have to give birth to human brats

>> No.44663326

>>44655969
Imagine the disgust and shock when you propose to her and promise to take care of her for the rest of your life

>> No.44668933

>>44663326
I want yo see that...

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>>44668933
POV:

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The girl you love to hate.

>> No.44678832

>>44674777
me trying to get seija to stop throwing herself down the stairs for fun

>> No.44678846

>>44678832
why is she like this

>> No.44682493

>>44674777
Rolling down stairs is actually fun though.

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>>44634224
Touhou sucks ass.

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>>44634352
You fell for one of her soapbox speeches, how cute! Here's your reward!

>> No.44686042

>>44685932
Thank you for confirming she does not in fact wear body armor.
This makes my future plans a lot clearer.

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>>44686042
Just remember, her spirit is much stronger than her skin.

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>>44686057
Good thing I pack something that will totally destroy not only her body, but her SOVL as well.
This brat is dead, you hear me!

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>when you ask your hag wife babysit your brat wife

>> No.44687740

>>44685932
"Wow Seija, your Sumireko cosplay is amazing!"

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>>44689016

>> No.44693716

Do you think Seija would appreciate if you played with her emotions by endearing yourself to her before betraying her trust by ratting her out?

>> No.44694563

>>44693716
I think she would feel happy on the surface but deep down very sad.

>> No.44694600

>>44693716
I think she would cum on the spot

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>>44693716
I think Seija would love getting cheated on.
Imagine playing into her insecurities by first promising your undying love but constantly looking for and fucking other women right behind her back. Girls with better tits, better legs, better personalities, more influence, etc. Then coming right back to her, promising her whatever she wants, and doing the exact same thing again.
She'd cry, for sure, but deep down she'd be absolutely ecstatic. She's not a good person, afterall. She would still insult you and try to hurt you, no matter what you do. Is that because of her nature, or is that just her trying to make you less interested in her, trying to protect you from her and her problems? If she has any positive feelings for you, she'd know you'd be better off with literally anyone else, be it the psychopathic flower autist, a retarded Tengu(pick a color), a real Oni, her "best" "friend", a random nameless fairy or that nearly dead human. Maybe she'd even try to set you up with someone, if said someone wouldn't try to kill her on sight.
Anything other than her would make you happier, and she's perfectly aware of that. In fact, this little problem occupies her mind for majority of her waking time. And sleeping time too, I guess. She would dream about seeing her love actually being loved back, doing the cutesy dating stuff, maybe raising a family together. It's something she cannot provide.
But perhaps she could just watch that as an outsider, without having to show off her complicated reverse emotions. Like a little bit of honest happiness that she wouldn't have to ruin. At least until you come back to torment her feelings again. I think that would make her happiest.

>> No.44699056

>>44695310
in a weird way this makes me feel better about looking at hentai of the other girls.

>> No.44699089

>>44689135
Seija is tiny!

>> No.44699257

>>44699089
Allegedly!

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I'd probably hate Seija's personality but she looks cool as fuck

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>>44701443
You'll learn to love her.

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sex

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>>44702578
It is difficult to understate how little Seija would have to do before I start experiencing Stockholm syndrome.

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>>44705603
Yeah I feel you on that.

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Is anyone excited for the Seija fumo?

>> No.44712059

>>44695310
i don't have to imagine

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>> No.44723744

>>44633180
is it wrong if i am starting to think she is right?

>> No.44731805

>>44723744
she is by definition wright

>> No.44742971

>>44708871
I can't afford one.

>> No.44743546

>>44723744
You should also know that she is objectively left

>> No.44751324

>>44743546
Maybe even up?

>> No.44752153

>>44645356
What’s she saying here

>> No.44760980

Don't die seijer bread

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>> No.44761304

Seija doesn't suck ass and smells good!!!

>> No.44762378

>>44761304
Where does she bathe? Pretty much every public bath is off-limits to her.

>> No.44767267

>>44762378
in the river, obviously

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>>44767267
Kappa also hate her. And just "in the river" means no soap, no hair conditioner, no toothpaste, no nothing. Her clothes will also suffer because of that. Might as well just wait for the rain to "shower".
She most likely reeks.

>> No.44773739

>>44769777
Stop trying to make me like Seija

>> No.44778638

>>44773739
You like stinky girls?

>> No.44780143

>>44778638
You don't?

>> No.44784893

Seija is god tier waifu material. We need more.

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>> No.44791889

Rest In Piss, bitch.

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I'm still so fucking upset ZUN didn't include her in 19.
He had one job, ONE(1) JOB.

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hmph

>> No.44800786

>>44799319
Goddamn, what a punchable face.

>> No.44802724

>>44799319
Seija is thinking...

>> No.44802728

>>44792108
why would she have been in 19

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