/jp/ - Otaku Culture

is this the chesh thread?

>>44698630
You're very deer to her.

This thread has been christened with fox.

if you must have sex with a cheshire, she must be old fat and have a happy trail

hellwan love

>>44698643
Imagine a deer girl excitedly hopping toward you.

>>44698653
good hellwans get burgers
bad hellwans get spray bottle

Big meaty p'orcs

>>44698670
Cursed artist.

>>44698670
I prefer her brown ripped smelly tall leader

>>44698643
>>44698656
Improve quadrupedal monstergirls with this one simple trick

>>44698653
Hellwans getting extremely excited when autisticslly fawned over and engaging in surprise love making mid admiration/worship

Mg that is super lewd but also completely innocent outside of sex.

>>44698692
this is my favourite heresy.

Pampering a Kejourou and getting pampered by her in turn!

>>44698692
Established and crimson dosed.

>>44698692
What if we had a quadruped Satyros?

>>44698728
cursed

>>44698690
stink high orc

>>44698728
i would have them this way in the bed already

>What a brave young hunter he must be, to challenge an elder dragon all on his own
>I almost feel bad to crush his dreams so quickly
>...maybe it wouldn't hurt to let him win, just once

>>44698747
The best.

>>44698728
It's been done.
https://files.catbox.moe/asyi51.png

>>44698644

>>44698777
she loves how she can get her husband erect the moment she walks into the room after her gym session

>>44698793
I can't even tell what fox this is, too generic.

>NOOOO!!!
>NOT THE MILKING CHAMBER!!!!

>>44698794
>>44698777
>>44698747
>>44698670
The bacon bunch

>>44698806
80s doujins were something else.

>>44698817
There is a fox attached to your breasts.

Which monstergirl has the most amusing minor detail? I find it really funny how Mindflayers are massive exhibitionists until their husband is in human form, then hand-holding leaves her paralyzed with embarassment.

>>44698864
You made this post last thread, anon.

>>44698864
i like that roaming groups of horny monsters are a common enough event that a nightgaunt can drop you into one

>>44698822
The modern catgirl is soft, we need a return of the 80's catgirl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLy5lSm4HQo

>>44698896
no

>>44698899
Don't tail pussy shame her.

>POV: you ask if you can take her to dinner first

>>44698944
Because she's the one taking me to dinner?

is it true that anon loses to the dirndl?

>>44698963
wot

You will live in a pond and you will be happy!

>>44698953
If that's what helps you sleep at night

>>44698644
Remember if you are involved in East Asian religion to always light incense for the foxes. They'll treat you right if you treat them right. Leave offerings, and always treat physical foxes with respect and kindness. You'll have the gods on your side in no time.
t. Daoist/Buddhist

No mamono would want a pathetic, alcoholic loser like me.

>>44699030
No matter how bad you are there is always an unfortunate monster girl who will take you as a mana tank.

>>44699043
Why is this cow crushing the twitter bird?

>>44699060
Because her boobies made twitter hoes mad.

>>44699060
X is apparently thinking about adding a monthly fee so this place is going to have even less to talk about soon once reposting twitter art stops being a thing.

I LOVE THIS CAT AND I WANT TO PROTECT HER SMILE

>>44699067
Is she from gacha or something? She's cute, but I don't see why people would get mad about ti- wait nevermind, I can totally see why some people would. Sexual liberation and portals when?
>>44699076
That's a shame. Well, people will simply have to move to different platforms, or continue to slurp down Elon's Musk.

>>44699079
I'd go on a pranking spree with chesh. Just so long as she doesn't leave me behind after pranking some really powerful monster

>>44699094
>Is she from gacha or something?
Yeah from Azur Lane I think.

I will not lose to the moo

>>44699045
Konko a cute

>>44699029
I am not involved

>>44699126
Well that's fine, as long as you're a moral person. And foxes still love you anyway.

>>44699119
>pov immediately after stepping through the portal

>>44699094
She's from Azur Lane, so yes she's from a gacha.

>>44699155
Fucking classic.

>>44699156
poor things growth must have been stunted...

>>44699094
>>44699106
Her name is Kashino and she's from Azur Lane.

>>44699156
>anon is so dense, the axes blade warps to the contor of his head
>And all anon said was ow

>>44699155
i know these mm lolis!

>>44699161
>fucking classic
They're my favorites, I'd give 90% of my qi if it meant being married to them.
>>44699161
>>44699106
Ah, I see. Well, like most twitter fiascos it'll die down in a week, I'm sure.

>>44699060
An popular anitwitter normie called cdawg retweeted her in game art and it made people seethe. They seethed even harder when they found out the CEO Yostar is a woman who cosplays so they couldn't blame men for it.

>>44699175
The jiggly cow that mindbroke X (formerly twatter)

>44698890
Maybe you go back to /tg/?

>>44699269
who are you responding to

>>44699269
The hell?

>>44699043
>>44699060
>>44699067
>>44699208
>>44699237
The only way a liberals existence is ever worth anything is when they are being made to suffer which brings amusement to us Conservative men. It doesn't make up for nearly of their leeching existence though for their existence to not be a crime though.

>>44699315
Epic monster girl image bro.

Oh god, I'm gonna moo!
oh god I'm mooooooooing!

>>44699315
I am a socialist, and don't agree with you. Your delight in the suffering of others is truly abhorrent, instead of finding the common ground that connects all of humanity and the spirits. That is all I will say, as I do not wish to go off topic, and no more needs to be said. Good-day.

>>44699327
>>44699363
The portals opening would mean the death of all who are not a rightchad.

>>44699351

>>44699315
It's not really a partisan issue, when it comes to anime tits the retards on both sides are just as bad. Extreme libs want to censor it because it offends them, extreme conservatives want to censor it due to "christian family values"
Reasonable people on either side will either find it weird and ignore it or they're part of the group that like it.

>>44699315
Most of us would rather not hit the image limit and then have to wait half a day to make a new thread.

>>44699315
Can you fuck off back to either /pol/ or the bunker.

>>44699376
mooing at the moon

>>44699363
>>44699377
>>44699378
>>44699416
Where you belong.

The cowposting today has been relentless.

Scary ghost girls can be trusted.

I will be a good boyim and prep the bull.

portals opening would mean
1.every ruler monster who didnt own a kingdom in the demon realms would carve up earth between them
2. it wouldnt matter because they are good rulers
3. it also wouldn't matter because you'd be to busy fucking your wife and being self sufficient from magic
4. just be happy

>>44699434
The irony is you're engaging in leftard behavior right now.
>enter a space
>deliberately go against its established etiquette
>expect everyone else to accommodate your behavior
>throw a tantrum when called out on it

>>44699452
I WILL marry powerful monstergirls and form a harem of women who can crush me with a thought, but instead use that strength to overpower me.

>>44699449
>guild now assigns mages a barbarian or warrior to "assist them with physical tasks"
>can't say no or my guild card gets pulled and I can't take quests
Do you think I can sue? I know the guild voted for this, but I don't like the way the mino they assigned to me drools when she thinks I'm not looking.

>>44699473
You should definitely say no in the most humane way possible to avoid ruffling any feathers. So send in your paperwork all on red paper, in a red envelope, and wear red to work that day. Stop signs are always red, so they'll get the message I'm sure.

>>44699452
I hope my home gets turned into an undead kingdom.

>>44699490
>Bessie, this is Anon, the Crimson Flame
>talk about some flamboyant clothes, ha ha!
>I'll let you two get to know each other in this flame proof, magic dampening vault
>have fun!

>>44699452
We are all subjects of the demon lord now

>>44699473
I dont say im a mage or anything like that, I just put all around clown so they don't pry further and no one wants a clown in their party so I can solo to my heart contents

>>44699457
The only ones going against the established etiquette of 4chan is anyone who accuses someone of being /pol/.

Ehehehe... etto...

>>44699607
>posting shitty screencaps
The quickest way to out yourself as a newfag.

>>44699452
I cant wait to be ruled by a monster who barely speaks english and needs several translators to speak to her subjects

>>44699610
>you can't just stick your master in a web an fuck him into a coma like that, ushi...

I like silly cat, she's the sweetest and most beautiful gal ever. An entire soccer team of children would be nowhere near enough.

>>44699623
Just R&I, Chuckles is looking for attention.

>Chocolate scented candles
>Hot coco summoning circle
>Sacrifice of 3 pints of Ben & Jerry’s
>Chubby demon summoned

>>44699670
>wiggle a hunk of cheddar in the air
>summon an entire harem of mouse girls

>>44699543
What would the Momonika version of this be?
>"Hags hate her"
>"She is 10"
>"Looks 10"
>"Local brat exposes shocking seduction secrets"

I really like cows, even if they are blonde and have weird tails

>>44699754
imagine
imagine the sleepy cuddles

>>44699643
Bqsed ;e too

>>44699767
That's just the long-tailed fluffcow. A sub-species of the common holstaur.

>>44699641
Isn't Ushi webbing just basically ropey threads anyway.

>>44699775
You doin ok there bud?

>>44699777
Stop being mean, ushi tries her best. Now wear the ushi silk shirt

>do you know what time it is?

>>44699791
Yeah, I love chesh too

>>44699801
The raping hour?

>>44699543
c'mon, she looks at least 12

>>44699801
Time to live up to my family name and face full life consequences?

>>44699769
I want a dormouse and weresheep to team up to put me into a coma.

>>44699801
Hold on, let me check my watch real quick...

>>44699833
I, too, wish to sleep forever.

what monsters come in tomboy flavours?

>>44699833
>>44699856
And meet your Nightmare wife this way.

>>44699900
All of them

>>44699928
that's a lot of tomboys... oh boy.
even trolls or kej or wight?

>>44699900
>be newly made lich
>black harpy flies through the window of my tower and nabs my phylactery because it's a shiny crystal
>only a matter of time until she learns how much power she has over me

>>44699060
hoes mad at anime tits, and its funny

>>44700046
too small.

>>44699804
>>44699820
>>44699851
/fit/ time! Put down the soda, put down the junk food! Do 20 push ups, 20 sit ups, and a 20 minute walk!

>>44699989
she can't help it
she's a kleptomaniac

>>44699900
Chesh, werecat, dragon and bunyip.

>>44699802
How could anyone stay mad at this smile?

>>44700077
Chesh?
But tomboys are cool, and chesh is definitely cringe

>>44700084
made to spank it

>>44699963
Of course all of them! That tomboyish kej going through a rack of ribs after a long day of playing sports is a sight to behold; able to tear it into pieces easily. All while wearing her simple t-shirt, jeans and a backwards baseball cap. There's that tomboy troll working as a mechanic at a car shop or helping a Gremlin; Really interested in the details of how those machines really work. Wearing overalls is common for her. And I hear there's a wight who into woodworking, mountain climbing and more.

>>44700095
One hand to stroke the base of her tail to cause her to lift her rear for proper spanking and anal demolition.

>>44700106
I find all three of these odd and humorous, dare I say comical!
Next you'll tell me there's a football playing bogie who walks around with a plaster over her nose!

>>44700126
Actually yes. Really theatrical when she scores a touch down. Has a whole ensemble on standby for just such an occasion.

Do you think Monster Girl's breast milk ice cream tastes different depending on the type of monster girl?

>>44700162
i'd assume so, like grapesnek icecream would taste like grape icecream

Could a Liliraune pair be tsundere for each other naturally, or would that only occur when fierce love rivals end up merged in the flower?

>I had a dream when I was in high school, I attended the Punk Rock Academy
>I had a dream when I was in high school that at the Punk Rock Academy no one made fun of me

>>44700162
>>44700176
if you brought ice cream to the desert kingdoms they'd probably elevate you to some position of power (king, vizier, miss apophis's tail warmer, miss anubis' seat cushion, miss pharoh's tard wrangler)

>>44700199
i'd assume the latter but the former may occur abet rarely since they would be living together for quite a while
also was looking for how to spell abet

>>44700162
nope, but i do expect the breast milk to be sweeter or fatter according to their species.

>>44700283
elaborate

>>44700270
I would just give them that then leave, I don't like deserts after all

>>44700298
anon you can't give a lard ass like miss apophis a taste of ice cream and not expect her to ask for seconds

>>44700295
well, it's a well known fact that mammals milk varies in fat, salt, sugar and proteic amount according to species. so it should be the same for mamonos.
loli milk should be full of sugars btw.

>>44700320
>>44700270
>Anon distributes the desserts between the desert kingdoms in an arbitrary fashion
>Word travels quickly between them
>Pharaoh NEEDS the lemon ice cream from the khepri kingdom
>Miss Apophis NEEDS the grape ice cream from pharaoh
>Miss Khepri (x20) NEEDS the strawberry ice cream from the Apophis
>Thus began the 50 year dessert desert war

>>44700320
Miss Apophis gives up her ancient grudge against the Pharoah and invades the neighboring mootocracy. Countless slaveboys are forced to breed and milk cows to supply the dairy necessary to keep Miss Apophis happy. Her next goal is the Ice Queen's court. She needs a bigger refrigerator to keep all the flavors of icecream in.

I had a dumbass nap idea where Dragons don't salivate, they just breathe a thick and almost fog like fire that they can use to flavour foodstuffs and liquor with.

>>44700353
>>44700404
THE SPOILS OF YOUR LAND WILL BE GOING TO A BETTER PLACE - MISS APOPHIS' THIGHS
DO NOT RESIST
A COW OR MONSTER WITH COMPARABLE BREAST SIZE WILL BE PROVIDED FOR YOU
THE MILK MUST FLOW

>>44700320
im going to give her the instructions, I ain't a cook,

>>44700353
to lose my virginity for the grand cause of getting miss apophis her ice cream fix sounds nice

i desire for the 8ft ghost as my gf

>>44699670

>>44699021
>stagnant water
fucking vamp mosquitoes…

>>44698896
my manticore looks different

>>44700552
>body that big
>butt even wider
I think I summoned too much demon...

>>44700552
>has pumpkin spice latte or whatever they call them things
damn this demon is a fatty
also perfect for me

>>44700552
hard to imagine she ever finishes the summoning.
normally her fat ass can't resist having a snack, and then bye bye summoning circle and back to hell with her

>>44700585
>DEMON! I COMMAND YOU TO-
>"hang on, the contract says I get to eat all this first"
>warlock Anon has to watch her scoop out her ice cream using her foot long tongue

>>44699511
i, too, ponder raccoon city styled scenarios

>>44700552
Personally I'm considering a whey powder summoning circle.

>>44700552
Not today Satan.

>>44700659
she looks like she smugly dotes on her husband while side eyeing single monsters

>>44699155
Damn anon, thanks - I've been looking for this and that artist tag helped me finally track it down.

>>44698630
>"Finally! A worthy opponent. Our battle- WILL BE LEGENDARY!!!"
t.an Order Grail Knight to a Dark Brave

>>44700739

>>44700751
the fifth repost really adds some nuance

>>44700751

screaming and screaming and screaming

>>44700929
that's ms banshee for you

rape
goodnight

>>44700758
Have something fresh. Somday soon we will all bathe in pretty cats.

>>44700969
Nobody wants you here schizo, kys

>>44700948
Anon, that's illegal!

>>44700948
Miss lich is going to be quite busy making more of these chimeras. I know I want one

>>44700985
Wrong.

>get text on the way home from work saying that we're out of milk and that I should get more
>remember that I live alone as I'm checking out the milk

>>44700786
>azur lane
FUCK

>>44700948
What would she do if I pulled on her nipple chains?

>>44701011
than who was fone

>>44700985
Have a pallete cleanser

>>44699511
I want a Lich. Or to be a Lich.

>>44701092
My beautiful nurarihyon wife! I just got married, but I forgot that she's the love of my life and I've known her for years. She's so sweet, I love her so much.

Reminder that everyone should do their duty and report the /trash/faggots.

Wonder how a dragon would react to hurting a sweet guys feelings because of their pride

>>44701146
Uncaring. Eventually your mind will break so abduction and rape works.

>>44701133
>/trash/
Isn't he from that /c/ thread?

Anooooon ~
I'm getting reaaaaallly woolly right now ~
Don't you think it's time to shave me? ~
You can't put it off forever ~
And when you do...?
Baa ~

>>44701192
You have hands; shave yourself.

>>44701192
winter is coming, she needs the wool

>>44701192
I wanna cuddle with a weresheep so bad

>>44701179
?

>>44701105
I would

>>44701192
curled horns are so cute

>>44701231
Of course, she's a cute monster girl.

>>44701192

>>44701226
>>44688431

>>44701192
>>44701248
This is all I want.
And to stuff the shaved wool in Bogeys to make my Bogey army.

>>44698630
>"The "plap plap plap" sound during sex is something that you hear only when either one of these two things happen: The female's buttocks slam against the male's hips or the vagina 'queefs' because the penis can't completely fill it, thus creating space for air to come out. Also, telling someone to "get pregnant" does not actually increase the chances of pregnancy. With healthy semen, the chance of pregnancy should be nearly 100% with just one intercourse. In other words, people who use this meme are basically confessing to having a small penis and low sperm count/motility."

>>44701250
chillax anon, would you rather we circlejerk the exact same pictures by the exact same artists every single fucking thread?

>>44701203
too stimulating

>>44701269
shutup nerd

>>44701269
Then I guess ms. haku won't care if I don't sleep with her.

>>44701192
>>44701217
Anoooooon ~
I've booked us tickets to holiday in Australia ~
Do you know how hot it is there? ~
Winter isn't coming to save you ~
Your fate is sealed ~
Baa.

>44701231
>44701246
>44701273
Go back to /trash/ samefag

>>44700726
You're welcome anon, enjoy.

>>44701309
(You) dropped these

>>44701231
>>44701246
>>44701273

>>44701309
He's from /c/ though

>>44701297
>I've booked us tickets to holiday in Australia ~
>refuse to shave sheep wife
>shes hot and sweaty the entire time

>>44701323
Oh damn, thanks for picking up his (You)'s for me bro.

Gentlemen...
It is time for plan Bee

>>44701376
You drew this?

>>44701401
no i found it on the archive

>>44701376

>>44701376
Careful which hive you go to

>>44701376
What's all the buzz around Plan Bee about?

>>44701376
>>44701409
just bee yourself

>>44701442
>Go to zipangu and think I will get taken by some sweet bee girls
>Got taken by a hive of murder hornet girls.

>>44700935
I've never heard screaming like I did on that day
that unbelievable screaming

>>44701442
those are some big bees...

>>44701273
That’s kind of what these threads have been for a while. Just a continuous Oroboros of horny and lonely anons.

>>44701459
>basically just amazons with wings
>sting you even when they don't plan on fucking you, just for the hell of it

>>44701519
They could at least go out of their way to find more monster girl art.

>>44701525
bathe the fox
then brush the fox

Foxes are known to scream intensely at night during the mating season. Where I'm at, I hear them screaming most of the year round.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYYHrG6UC4U

>foxes will snidely say that another fox is single by saying "she looks like she brushes her own tail
>having a little bow or braid in a tail implies that a guy put it there
>nine tailed fox showing off all her mofu stylings at fox galas to flex on the single foxes

>>44701586
>nine tailed fox showing off all her mofu stylings at fox galas to flex on the single foxes
>single tail dork fox brings in her friend anon as her pretend husband
>made sure to rub her mofu all over him to get her scent
>multi tail foxes that would be called nation calamities(or dire hags) seethe in envy has single tail fox feeds anon some tofu while they hold hands

>>44701297
>I've booked us tickets to holiday in Australia ~
i'm gonna spank her to the arctic pole

>>44701601
>foxes can tell something isn't right
>Anon and his fox friend seem to nervous around each other
>mana smells superficial, like he hasn't really been claimed yet
>calamity foxes start asking some tough questions to an increasingly flustered friend fox
>friend and Anon haven't discussed any details, have to adlib their entire relationship on the spot

>>44701559
>fox runs up to you
>starts screaming "GET ME PREGNANT, GET ME PREGNANT" right in your face

>>44701627
I'd imagine it more like you're walking down the street at night, when you hear a scream of pure unbridled lust cry out at the end of the street that gets closer and closer.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>44701616
>start adlibbing
>fox friend just starts referencing or quoting doujins as her experiences with anon
>anon just nods while stuttering how much he loves his dork
>some foxes are in awe while other ones are sure they heard such things before...
looks like you may need to kiss your friend so you don't blow your cover

>>44701643
>friend pulls you aside into a closet
>"Anon, they're onto us! I heard one of the four Natural Disasters talking about taking you away from me! The only way to get out of here with your pelvis intact is to creampie me!"
>her tail is wagging even though she looks scared for your safety

>>44701656
Well I wouldn't want to disappoint my friend, but I wouldn't want to disappoint all the lonely old ancient evils either. Best option is to claim them all! What could possibly go wrong?

>>44701376
Reminder that bees are drawn to anything that smells sweet, not just flowers. Be careful of what body washes or soaps you use.

>>44701682
>oh no! anon says while dropping a bottle of alraune nectar on his hawaiian shirt slightly outside the hive

>>44701656
>anon is someone who would never let his friends down
>too bad fox underestimated how much anon liked her as a friend
>whole fox party gets awkward and horny has loud clapping and wet noises are from the closet
>they also hear fox screaming "I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE CREAMPIES!" or ""PLEASE LET ME REST AN-NO, HUBBY!" for hours
>anon exits happy at the deceived foxes while fox friend is hanging off his shoulder while salivating with heart pupils

How many of you guys would actually go through the portals if given the chance? I think I would

>>44701712
Without a thought I would. It won't be easy to get the harem I want, but I can do it if I believe hard enough.

>>44701712

>>44701712
precious little ties me to this world

>>44701712
I would
>walk through portal
>haha get pranked this was actually the portal to Hell enjoy an eternity of suffering

>>44701734
sounds like you broke even

>>44701725
What harem you want? For me I'm not even sure if I even care which monster I get, I really want a world where people will get happy endings. I think the whole everyone gets a happy ending thing was the biggest draw into MGE for me

>>44701712
would and go to the kingdom of bogies

>>44701751
the midnight carnival accepts all comers

>>44701710
>Anon doesn't know how monsters work
>figured it was more of an animal thing, his pheromones on her etc
>can't stop thinking of fox
>his friend is too embarrassed to tell him they're effectively married
>continue to do things together, which always ends with them discreetly fucking in public "just to be safe"
>start doing it on the weekends too
>Anon suggests that they live together to really throw them off
>fox agrees in a heartbeat
>both of them shout in synch that they aren't married whenever anyone tells them what a cute couple they are

>>44701712
I wouldn't. I'm basically used to the idea of dying alone and I *haaaaaaate* travel. And change.

>>44701740
Lilim
Baphomet
Pharaoh
Dragon
Titania
Youkou
Inari
Nurarihyon
Chimera
It will take time and effort, but I will make it happen. I may indeed be weak to strong women. Especially ones that are smarter than me, which is relatively easy.

>>44701712
Yes and I'm coming back with an army

>>44701781
Based, be the hero Earth needs, Anon. Tear the portals back open and unleash the flood of horny monsterwomen flesh.

>>44701763
>years later
>anon realized his true feelings with fox
>goes up and stutters that he loves her and wants to date her for real
>fox blushes and looks away but says "Yes"
>meanwhile their many kids look at their dorky parents and can only sigh

>Anon making BBQ outside
>A few bee girls smell it, especially the sauce
>Politely ask for some
>Say they'll give him with high-quality honey
>Anon agrees and is rewarded accordingly
>Words gets around the hive that Anon makes delicious BBQ
>Is officially commissioned to make some for the queen herself
>Of course he obliges and is given plenty of money afterwards and some even higher quality honey
>Anons BBQ is very popular.
>They just invite him to live in the hive as a royal chef

>>44701712
as much as dragonia is some kinda dragon sex paradise I'd actually love to tour and take pictures of grand vistas and architecture. only a matter of time before a boastful malef gets annoyed i'm gawking at hastily translated plaques and immaculate stautes instead of her

>>44701712
I would. Outside of a handful of people I have no real attachment to this place. I'd like to take them with me if I could or at least leave a note saying I'm not dead and I'm happy where I am now.

>>44701813
it'd be neat checking out old ruins
you know, until a griffon divebombs me
and that's pretty good too

>>44701812
>Anon's neighbor gets jealous that Anon is getting all the bee love
>tries to make a barbeque of his own
>wasps show up, take all his food, and kidnap him

>>44701800
This is what happens to foxes the moment they hit 500 years old without getting laid.

>>44701850
500? She just hit her 21st birthday.

>>44701861
The legends did tell of one chosen fox who would get baby rabies early, and usher in a golden age of mofu with the birth of her platinum blond giga-Stacy daughter...

Decisive Mist Continent Strategic Victory

>>44701761
im going to learn how to be the best clown and manupulation so I can corrupt order towns and make the kingdom bigger with these new clowns

>>44701883
honk honk

>>44701843
>Another Anon tries his hand at making BBQ, simply out of curiosity of what kind of monster girl he attracks
>It's a few soldier beetles, who also politely ask for apples.

>>44701893
all shall honk and none shall be uptight like a haku or an anubis

>>44701903
Every great Necromancer has a dragon zombie within his undead hordes.

>>44701895
I imagine soldier beetles would be the kind of monster who politely wait around a guy for him to hand them an apple, then skitter off to eat it. All except for the one that claimed him, who bullies away any other beetle coming back for seconds.

>>44701903
Every dragon zombie has a necromancer husband in her undead hoard.

>>44701914
territorial soldier beetles would be an interesting watch

>>44701712
If there's one thing I learned about this world, it's that good things never happen. If the portals opened, I'd be 99% certain that what's on the other side is much worse.
Even if recognizable mamono came out, I would be way too paranoid about the inevitable dropping-of-the-other-shoe.

>>44701923
>watching soldier beetles flip and throw each other around like stag beetles do
Be sure to watch from a safe distance

>>44701914
>soldier beetle is willing to share her apples with her squad
>BUT she only gets to be the one who cuddles and flirts with the apple giver(her bf anon)
Cute

>>44701914
>>44701942
If I recall, soldier beetles fight to establish who copulates first, not who gets to keep the man. They don't mind sharing.

>>44701932
im going to grab and toss all of them

>>44701951
perhaps the unfounded belief that the first coom is the most potent and therefore worth fighting over

>>44701942
>humon
>give me the apol
>I am very beeg and scary
>u are smol
>u give apol, and I protec you
>u give apol?

damn protection racket

>>44701968
a small tithe to keep the greenworms at bay

>>44701968
blow her mind with watermelon

>>44701968
>"Fine, but I don't have your usual favorite."

>>44701968
I read this post in the giant smith's voice from Dark Souls

>>44701985
>goes at it like a Labrador retriever
>does that thing where she lifts her head for air while chewing a giant mouthful of watermelon, smacking her lips and gushing it all over her face before going back in
Cute!

>>44698806
this DL is pure sex

>>44701985
Give her an entire Jackfruit.

>>44701198
that's me

>>44701998
>finishes slice with bulging cheeks
>see greenworm sneaking towards her watermelon slices
>starts shooting the seeds like a machine gun to drive off the greedy green
Cute...

>>44701999
please post sauce, link, name, whatever, trips-kun.

>>44701968
>humon
>u have given many apol
>I have protected u from many fiend
>is good?
>is good.
>I think protec long time
>and make more soldier beetle to eat more apol
>more protec anon and more apol eating
>is good?
>is good.

>>44701712
it'd be tough leaving everything i know behind, but the biologist in me is saying 'GO TO THE OTHER DIMENSION AND TAKE SAMPLES OF THE FLORA' very loudly

>>44701914
>Halloween arrives
>Doorbell rings
>Soldierbeetle at your front door
>"give apol"

>>44701909
>>44701920
It's a mutual thing.

How do the orchards keep up with the apol demand?

>>44702018
Soldierbeetles are so cute...

>>44702018
For some reason I read this post with some kind of slavic accent.

>>44702038
Trickery is needed

>beetle asks for appol
>'no'
>she looks at you, uncomprehending, for a moment
>'appol?'
>'no'
>face scrunches up
>starts to cry

>>44702054
apol?

>>44702054
SEX

>>44702047
>Bites into the balloon despite your warnings
>It pops
>She just stands there, silently in disbelief.
>Slowly glances downward, sadly.

>>44702054
>see salamander wife naked all the time
>she always teases you by showing off her body
>catch her while she's shedding
>she screams at you to get out while covering her half-skinned tail, throwing a pillow at the door
>tells you to look away when she brings out the skin to throw away in the garbage can
>pouty all night, still lets you rub her new, smooth tail

>>44698630
>“I am merely a faithful servant, chosen to carry out The Chief God's divine will. For every heathen slain, she shall witness the swing of my blade and Angels shall sing their praises in heaven. For I am the judge and the executioner in this holy crusade.”

>>44702057
they will get appol, one way or another...

>>44702074
Sadly she must learn that not all things red and round are edible.

>>44702080
this but a crusade for appol

>>44702080
Fuck off

>>44702081
so polite!
I think we should do what she wants

>"I'll never understand why ppl actively support harassment and play victim when they get called out on it."

>>44702081
Be sure to carry extra napkins for your soldier beetle when feeding her any berries that can stain her cheeks

>>44702134
Just lick her cheeks to clean
Sure, each lick increases your rape chance but it's better than carrying around napkins

>>44702081
>the ultomato
ultimatum
>ultimatum is as follow
>1. u give apol
>2. I eat apol
>3...
head pat?
>u drive a hard bargin humon
>I accept ur condition

>>44702102
This is how the first hebis were made.

>>44702152
Be careful, she'll start thinking that licking cheeks is a sign of affection, and lick yours right back

Fat zombie tits

>>44702165
Sounds like it'll be a good old lick off
>passing monsters whisper "Lewd" while blushing while watching anon and beetle lick each other

they will discover appol juice and be happy

>>44702174
They are quite distracting when she hops around everywhere

>>44702185
>the small 'wah!' you hear from her when she sees you put the straw into the box

>>44702174
Those things are gonna bounce right outta there

>>44702205
what happens when you put one of those couple straws into the appol juice box?

>>44702205
>anon camps out in woods
>takes out pack of apple juice cartons
>pierces one
>*wah*
>frowns
>tosses carton into bushes
>...
>*slurp*
>*content beetle noise
>anon gets another for himself
>pierces it
>second, different *wah* from different bush

>>44702216
She turns a little red and seems to quietly vibrate.

>>44702248
You know, you really shouldn't feed the wildlife like that.

Remember to lock your door when you leave. The cat will let herself in anyways but it's about the principle of the matter.

>>44702299
>cat burglar who can use her claw to unlock your door
>still scratches at it until you let her in of your own accord
>always rushes past you to steal your warm seat where you were sitting

>>44702299
i don't think she spec'd into burgle

>>44702322
I'm gonna sit on her.

>>44702327
All cats have innate levels in thief.
Even the big ones. Especially the big ones.

>>44702353
>big kot thief
>she thinks she is sneaky when she shoves her big paw into your pants

>>44702178
>Leglocks and hugs you
>Keeps licking your face
>"Husband!" she says cheerfully

>"Please let me in. I'm paying in cash."

>>44702353
A locked door is no obstacle to a big kot, sure technically removing a door from it's frame is gaining entry to a locked room where anon is hiding but it's not really all that sneaky.

>>44702401
Paying in cash for what?

>>44702411
happy ending

>>44702411
Your seed.

>>44701712
Haha, we're in the Kali yuuga anon. That portal will lead to hell, or maybe they'll all be futa or something equally terrible.
I've already stopped being lonely over a decade ago, whats a few more years to make sure the water is fine?

>>44702406
many an anon turn around to find an uncomfortably close jinko standing behind them, quietly pondering how to introduce herself to him

>>44702428
>weeping angel scenario
>jinko freezes every time Anon looks at her
>when he looks away and looks back, she's moved a little closer

>>44702441
>freezes
>reach for her tail and begin petting it

>>44702441
I'm gonna walk up to her and scratch her chin

>>44702428
>>44702441
Everyone knows you should never turn your back on a jinko, it triggers their prey response and all that.

>>44698630
>https://twitter.com/McDonaldsJapan/status/1704420133140132045

I swear the newest cutesy wholesome family friendly ad from McDonalds Japan is probably made by the Demon Realms and Royal Makai Ministry of Love and Families. As subliminal propaganda to convince humans to have sex and start families and make being a parent look appealing and cute to also condition more humans to be receptive to mamono.

>>44702459
>>44702468
>*mauls you (sexually)*
Didn't think that one all he way through, did you Anon?

>>44702493
Don't care, still got her tail.

>>44702493
Will still tell our kids how I scratched mom's chin

>>44702493
i mean she's probably not in heat
that flush is likely a mild fever or something

>>44702533
When you think about it, every jinko is in heat when you turn off the AC

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, hockey season soon.
Leaf yeti's hope springs eternal.

>>44702419
>>44702420
Why is she paying for something like that? Why do I get the feeling I've been unwittingly roped into some kind of program?

>>44688881
>Forensics Technician Rea Dosgch quivered with excitement as the Jinko approached her. But Officer Cheze’s characteristic swagger seemed off somehow. The Kobold suppressed a whine of worry. The police lab was far away from the normal water cooler gossip, but vague talk of a case gone bad had reached the lab jockeys.

>“You smell like cheese.” said Rea. The words slipped out of her mouth of themselves. She flushed in embarrassment. The Jinko paused, then grinned widely.

>“Hey yeah. Ran into some cheeseheads. The bastards got away. Fucking Vice leaves you covered in all kinds of smells.” said Cheze jauntily. She tipped her sunglasses downwards for a moment, taking a cocky stance. “Fieldwork, y’know?”

>“O-oh. Um not really.” said the Kobold self-consciously “I spend all day in the lab. Oh! So that’s why you’re walking like that, chasing cheeseheads must be hard!”

>Officer Cheze paused for a moment before grinning even more widely. “You got it, champ! Can’t get anything past you! Fieldwork amirite?” She laughed confidently, slapping a paw on Rea’s back.

>“I g-guess.” said Rea, well aware that she didn’t know the slightest thing about the excitement of chasing criminals.

>”That’s right, you don’t know, do you?” said the Jinko. Rea’s tail swished sadly, down in the lab they always fantasized about the real cops. Kicking ass and filling out reports! But alas, she was just a nerdy lab tech. Officer Cheze continued before Rea could respond “Damn shame, given how observant you are. Damn damn shame.” said Cheze shaking her head with a frown.

>“Well I —“ began Rea, before the the Jinko cut her off again, tapping Rea’s nose with her large paw.

>”Especially with that keen nose of yours. It could really be an asset in the field.” said Cheze. The sunglasses sat skewed on her face as she gesticulated wildly with her paws. She grabbed Rea’s shoulders, jutting her face inches away. Her eyes were dilated, pinning the Kobold with an intense stare.

>”You could reeeeeeallllly make a difference. Save. Some. Lives.” said the Jinko, rocking the Kobold back and forth in time to her words.

>”R-really? It’s just m-my nose.” said Rea, flattered by the Jinko’s intense faith. Her tail wagged sluggishly in confusion, on the edge of excited happiness.

>”Y’see the Chief’s got me working on a real hush hush case. I told her you’re the one for it. Dosgch’s is sharp, I told her. She’s a tracker’s tracker, I said.” said Cheze waving her paw in front of her own face, before ultimately tapping her own nose for emphasis.

>Rea shivered excitedly, Cheze and the Chief thought she could do fieldwork. On the real live streets!

>The Jinko stepped further back, sunglasses still askew. She appraised the Kobold so intensely that Rea drew herself up stiffly.

>“The Chief wasn’t certain. But *I* went to bat for ya. But. We can’t afford any leaks. Can I trust you to track a scent and not tell anybody?” asked Cheze. She stared at Rea with the tense power of a jungle predator.

>Rea instinctively yipped in the affirmative, before nodding “Y-you can count on me.” she said, eyes shining with sincerity.

>The Jinko was all smiles once more, walking to her car with a swagger. Rea climbed in at Cheze’s wave, ready to work her first case!

>”Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?” asked Cheze as she started the car.

>>44698630
Throw pies in her face while she's crying!!

>44702080
That's why we need a proper janitor.

>>44701712
I won't since family isn't dead and I don't deserve it. If I can go back and forth I would go and try to make as much money as possible

So what's she been up to since the seal broke?