/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44357778
Can I at least have a stool or something?

>>44357789
The stool is reserved for Remi.

>>44357800
Damn, well I guess I'm going to have to learn how to properly Slav squat then.

>>44357815
Heels on ground, it's quite simple really.

Meiling sees you staring at her buns.

>>44357883
Staring, debating asking her how long it took her to get her hair like that and if I can touch it.

HONKK SHUUUU
HONKK SHUUUUUUU
HOOOONNKKK SHUUUUU
HOOOONNKKKK SHUUUUUUUU

>>44357815
Maryana Hongova reporting for duty tovarish!

I love Meiling!

Do you like your Meiling to be a white Chinese larper or actually Chinese?

>>44363936
Real chinese who larps as scottish

Gatekeeper melodies and serenades on warm summer evenings outside the gate...

>>44363936
undead chinese

>>44364422

>>44357883
That's a nice look for her, i guess she doesn't wear it often because it takes time to tie up or she doesn't want to look too stereotypical

>>44363936
I like my Meiling as being actually Chinese, because she IS Chinese. That's kind of her appeal. This whole shit about her being white is retarded and autistic. She's a youkai, she can have whatever hair color magic/nature permits, which is basically any color. So she can be asian and have red hair. This fanon about her being Scottish is quite frankly shit. I much prefer her being lazy and goofy over that. A cute lil goofy (and dangerous) Chinese girl who can cook better than your grandma.

>>44368577
It's more of a joke than something people seriously believe, since her backstory is so unknown.
It was started as a throwaway joke in a finnish 4koma, probably because it's the most ridiculous thing possible.

Ironically, most scottish people have dark brown hair.

>>44371821
Still trash.Funny you mention the scots and their hair, if you wanted to make this funnier she should have been irish. A shitload of them have red hair. Imagine the IRA jokes.

>>44372112
That would imply anyone could love someone who was *r*sh.
Hong deserves better than to be labled with such an accusation.

Meiling is literally from Shanghai.
She can cook, she can clean, she can kick you through a tree. She's a goofy little Chinese sweetheart and she's a Lo Mein fiend. If it wasn't for the spell card rules, nobody would get through the SDM's personal Great Wall. Remilia keeps her around because, despite the jokes, she's extremely reliable and acts as a sentry unit with how she can sense all living things in a major radius using Chi. You can't go wrong with the Hong.

>>44357778
What is the point of a gatekeeper when the mansion is so big you can just go around and jump over the fence without anyone noticing?

>>44372130
Shut up Angl*id

>>44373962
There are no cars in gensokyo to bomb anon, you are powerless.

>>44374052
I've always liked that hint of cheekiness she exudes, just enough for it to show up every now and then.

>>44373535
Clout. She is basically a status symbol for Remilia to show that she can afford a gatekeeper.

>>44373535
She knows how to be pleasant towards outsiders, which is a talent considering the rest of the people living in the mansion.

>It was just another day for Meiling
>Just standing there waiting for something to happen
>Finally a girl dressed in green and yellow holding a large tube approaches her in a most confident way
>"Greetings friend" she saluted "I would like to have a chat with the owner of this mansion"
>For the sake of having someone to talk to Meiling decided to inquire
>"And why would you want that miss... "
>"Young lady, you speak to none other than the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, you may call me Son Biten" she said gallantly "as for why i bless you with my presence i-"
>W-wait! Sun Wukong?! The legend?! Meiling thought to herself, she was always fond of her country's mythology and always dreamed of meeting one of them
>"Now, may i come in?"
>"A-ah!" Meiling finally snapped out of her trance, "Of course you may come in! I'm certain the mistress would be happy to meet such a legend"
>With a smug smile Son Biten was about to take a leap over the gate before being abruptly stopped by Meiling
>"W-wait please!"
>"Mmh? What is it now" Son biten looked mildly annoyed
>"It's just ah..." Meiling began to feel herself blush
>No! This is not the time to get bashful, she may loose her only chance if she doesn't speak up now
>"A fight! I-i read that your martial skills are legendary, so ah, i-if it's not too much trouble, i mean if it is okay with you"
>"Oho! You wish to spar with the monkey king?"
>Meiling nodded still blushing
>"Oh i suppose" Son Biten said while jumping backwards "It would be unbecoming of me to ignore the request of an admirer"
>"Thank so much miss Biten i promise i won't disappoint!"
>And with that Meiling assumed her fighting stance
>Chuckling Biten also assumed a...fighting stance...
>It looked more like what an amateur thinks a fighting stance is...
>Maybe it's some celestial form that only the gods know, that's it! She's just going all out! And so should Meiling!
>A minute after the fight started Meiling couldn't help but notice that she hadn't received any damage, furthermore it seemed that Son Biten's already unimpressive qi was diminishing
>M-maybe she's just suppressing it! She's always been a trickster, she's just trying to get Meiling to lower her guard, well she won't fall for that, it's time for Meiling to use her strongest attack
>"ROC-KILLING-FIST!"
>Son Biten landed in the floor face first after being launched into the air for several seconds
>She...was not moving
>And her qi was almost non existent now
>Maybe...uuuh
>Meiling stood there thinking that maybe she should stop obsessing over legends
>Maybe she was dreaming like last time
>...
>She wasn't

>>44383867
Nice work Meiling. You'll get the rest of your pay after the other newhus have accidents.

>>44383867
Local guard brutally assaults LARPer!

>>44383867
Monkey bros not like this

Meiling slurping ramen from her tits.

>>44363936
hong konger hapa

>>44366943
naisu

>>44357778
What a shame she isn't a playable character in most 2hu games

>>44386810
Even if it's just a fan game I'd like a beat em up with her as the main character.

>>44363936
She's Japanese and her real name is Kurenai Misuzu

>>44386849
It could be about her traveling around the world learning martial arts before getting to the scarlet mansion. Kind of like that one dragon ball (not z) gba game.

>>44388229
Sakuya-san, Sakuya-san! Room cleaning stop! ROOM! CLEANING! STOP!

>>44390630
>>>/f/3498385

>>44391701
Related i suppose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAZM8Fe7IgM

>>44361367
honk mimimimimi

Every SDM girl can have an active thread but Meiling cant? Where's the love??

>>44403862
She looks too mature for a majority lolicon board.

>>44403862
The real Meiling enthusiasts are sleeping

>>44403862
Do you think she and Youmu are plant nerds together?

>>44404273
Its my headcanon that the plant nerd group
Youmu
Yuuka
Meiling
The Akis
And Lilly White
All meet up every now and then

>>44406108
Meiling-Sama is co-AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE

these stances reminded me of an iamp tournie
2007
第二回 さいたま大会 Block X Game 01 たマPO(Alice) vs 有堀やま(Meirin)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPh69IXBb3A

>>44406196
Dexbros not like this...

>>44407706
She just wasn't fast enough shutupshutupshutupshutup

>>44406196
Day of the bean soon, Oni

>>44357778
Who? The tutorial boss?

>>44419170
Meiling would wear bandages as underwear

>>44419525
Why?

>>44406196
Fake and gay.

>>44419695
She finds regular underwear unconfortable

thoughts on muscle mommy Meiling?

>>44419987
I prefer cool young auntie meiling (who you can have sex with)

>>44420176
I want Meiling to manhandle me and absolutely dominate me

>>44419987
Amazon position until loosing consciousness

I just want Meiling to be my childhood friend whom I bring pork dumplings to and keep her company.

>>44419170
I want to put Meiling on maternity leave!

>>44423024
How are you going to protect the gate?

>>44357778
I want to mating press sexy 2.7m tall 135kg weight Hong Meiling so fucking bad.

>>44423505
I love you too Hong, but please wait until we are in private to take your clothes off.

How do you like Hong's new BF?

>>44429249
How can you say "new" BF when this image is from 2012?

do you guys think Meiling would be dom or sub? I think she would be dom
i wish she would pin me down and do naughty things to me

>>44441646
Insecure and shy at heart meiling, who gets flustered when you call her hong.
No dom, no sub, only love and consensual handholding.

>>44441716
>>44441646
She's always came off as a switch to me

>>44441646
She would sub because she's too nice. However, the average mans "domming" would be ineffective as her training has accustomed her to harsher punishments then the average man can dole out, but she'll pretend for you.

>>44441716
Agree. Meiling is outside of the realm of power play.

>>44441646
Starts sub but the more she gets into it the more aggressive she becomes.

>>44442889
Pretty much this, you'd probably get a better reaction out of her by giving her a shoulder massage.

>>44442889
So what you're telling me is that she is durable enough for a torture dungeon experience.

>>44443286
Durable enough? Probably.
But could you live with trying to hurt the Hong?

>>44443362
It's okay, she is not actually being hurt.

>>44443218
I'd like to do this, and her feet

>>44443506
piedi~

>>44373535
She's basically a filter. Anybody that can't get past her is not worth Remilia's time.

>>44443362
i'd want her to hurt me
i want her to be rough with me

Please do not impregnate Meiling, it would interfere with her job and make me very angry and then I would have to kill you. - Signed, Sakuya Izayoi.

>>44453780
Dear miss Sakuya

I regret to inform you that your wishes are not those of the Mistress. After having consulted with her, it would appear that she is all for the creation of some half-youkai guardsmen to take the stress off of Meiling once they are all grown up, and accept that the tradeoff is perhaps having to deal with some troublesome people for a few years until they can all fend for themselves.
Hong is very happy with this arrangement, and wants to get started with it as soon as possible.

Have fun getting blood off of your dress.

With the greatest of courtesy,
Anon. E. Masse.

I love Meiling a lot, she’s my favorite 2hu. However, I have absolutely no desire to fuck her. I don’t get it.

>>44453888
That is how I feel about Yuuka. She is tied for my favorite with another but she's the one I don't have an active desire to bang for some reason.

>>44441646
I doubt she knows more than the basics of it, she's spend fighting and gardening that she probably doesn't even think about it anymore.

>>44453809
Anon was then impaled through his skull with several knives and the body was disposed of so quickly that nobody would know he was murdered, they would only think he legitimately just vanished out of thin air.

>>44453888
For me i do like her a lot but its more like I want to be friends with her. Not that I couldn't love her like that but the point stands.

Do you think thats is as apathetic as these chinese people you see in /rekt/ threads who ignores injured people who got into accidents at middle of the street?

>>44457447
Nah, that apathy is a product of the modern Chinese legal system where you can get sued for everything you are worth if you so much as lift a finger to do anything but back up your car to finish off the person you ran over.

>>44457497
But it is funny to imagine being in a date or something with her and just walking past as someone die brutally in the road.

>>44457562
Such is life in Gensokyo. She tells you that you need to stick close to her if you don't want to end up like that poor chap.

>>44457596
No, she's just scaring you so you always stay at arms reach.

When I started getting into Touhou, I thought Sakuya was going to be my 2fu. Never would've expected it would be Meiling instead. She's cute.

>>44442889
would she choke me if i asked her to?

>>44468023
"A-are you sure dear? I just don't know if i can do that"
"Well okay if you trust me..."
Meiling then applies a pressure to your neck you can barely percieve, as a matter of fact you can feel the shakiness of her hands more than the "chocking"
"Y-you bel-long to m-me understand?"
She said with an equally shakey voice and small tears at the corners of her eyes while trying to force a grin
Meiling's awkwardness makes you cum instantly.

>>44473433
Too embarassing, I'd rather have such rough fucking that I end up breaking a leg and have to go to Eirin After finishing of course.

She is so effortlessly sexy
Her agile, well-trained body, her long, fiery hair, that dress which accentuates her feminine figure yet doesn't show much skin, her cool and cheerful demeanor
Such tasteful, subdued sex appeal
Absolutley intoxicating

i want Meiling to dominate me so bad

Sakuya would kill you if you ever dared touching her girlfriend.

>>44483210
I don't even think they consider each other friends

>>44483355
>I don't even think they consider each other f-*gets turned into a knife pincushion*
See? What did I fucking tell you? Don't fuck with Sakuya.

>>44483355
That would imply that Meiling cannot be friends with someone.

>>44481051
Get in line buddy!

>>44481051
Bullshit, Meiling would never have trouble with stuck zipper, hell she could probably tear a phone book in half too.

>>44481051
Meiling is for accidental emasculation only.
i.e. she sees you struggling while opening a jar and just to be nice she immediately opens it for you while the fairies watch and giggle at you.

>>44481051
Meiling has no interesting in being a dom. She's waiting for a strong man to best her in a martial artist competition and claim her as his bride.

>>44357778
meiling!

>>44484503
i want her to accidentally pick me up and accidentally pin me to a wall as she has her way with me

>>44357778
>The gatekeeper! Is she good at her job?
Yes, otherwise she wouldn't have the job.
>"But she's a jobber!"
Yes, to the strongest people in the series.

She keeps out the riff raff fairies.

Shoe dangling is so erotic, that peak at her soft sole

>>44503343
i thought her hat was a weird boobie for a sec there

Playable meiling when

>>44495908
>>44513717
>>44522427
I can see your boobies miss Hong.

>>44517571
Maybe next game

Meiling is the only one that brings in fairies during her fight, does this mean she's on charge of the fairies?

>>44535002
Yes, actually. But only for the outside of the SDM. Sakuya is in charge of the ones inside the mansion. Funnily enough, Meiling has a team of fairies that help her with the gardening and flower beds in addition to leading her own troop of guards.

>>44534633
Hong ass!

>>44535002
Patchy does too

>>44548346
She is?

>>44535002
so does orin

>>44548346
This sounds like hot singles in your area

>>44548346
Molesting the gatekeeper!!!

>>44357778
What is the point of a gatekeeper when the mansion is so big you can just go around and jump over the fence without anyone noticing?

>>44558233
Not when she can see the whole mansion and pluck you up between her fingers!

She can sense people's emotions through their qi right? Does that mean she can immediately tell when someone has romantic feelings for her?

>>44561822
Damn Fairies gave Meiling a drink laced with Eirin's drugs

This popped up on my recommended list and i almost had a panic attack, then i looked at the date and now i'm sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj-8Qw56Au8

>>44564246
may was the last time he posted an update where he said he would work on it at his own pace
have faith, 2035 isn't that far away

the wrath of the great dragon

I want to marry Meiling

>>44590671
Go on, do it. I fucking dare you.

>>44590671
At least take her out to dinner first

>>44593613
That's for asking to be her bf, if you wanna propose you should take her on a date somewhere she likes, probably to a flower view if you wanna be romantic or after the mma competition to catch her by surprise.
N-not like i have thought about this or something

>>44590681
i am scared she might reject me

>>44600343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE&ab_channel=Ryuujin131
Do you not think Meiling has off days? Days when the last thing she wants to do is sit in front of some stupid gate that barely anyone has the balls to go near in the first place? Days when she couldn't give a damn that Sakuya will probably beat her again for giving in to her tiredness from working eighteen hours a day every day a week?
Yet she gets up, puts her dress on, fixes her hat and goes out there to be the best damn gatekeeper That the SDM can afford there is!
What would Meiling do in your situation? Would she agonize over every minute detail, worrying about impossible chances that something might go wrong? No, she'd charge in there without a moment's hesitation and ask you out on a date, with her paying for it. If you think you are really worthy of the Hong, you have to belive in yourself first!
Nevua givu appu!!

>>44566143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-Em9FzsLwA

>>44600831
Are we just posting these now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rLkgq809Kg

>>44600720
But what if you rejected her?

>>44604005
I would never reject her

We must be as swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon~

>>44613935
What if every time she saw you she yelled "Nut shot!" and punched you in the nuts before laughing at you for not being able to take it?

>>44622603
I'd wonder why Marisa is dressed like Meiling

>>44622603
I would probably get aroused

>>44622603
Wear a cup and hit back

>>44622603
She goes for my balls I go for her boobs, it's the law of balance

>>44622603
Consider the following scenario: you are isekaied to Gensokyo, equipped with only a laptop containing every episode of Jackass. If you show them to Meiling, she will be highly entertained (all youkai except for the scheming types love this kind of comedy), and she will treat you kindly in return, giving you gifts of Chinese food etc. You will be in a good position to seek a romantic relationship with her. The only drawback is that you have introduced her to the concept of painful pranks. You *will* get punched in the balls when you least expect it. And no youkai will obey a "don't try this at home" warning, so you will be expected to participate in her efforts at replicating/outdoing the stunts. If you are severely injured she will buy medicine from Eirin for you. Do you show her the episodes?

>>44627833
I mean. Is she going to get the kids involved? Cause i'd be more worried about her pulling a Homer Simpson more than anything.

>>44627833
At least it was Meiling and not an oni or something.

>>44627833
>Hi, I'm johnny Knoxville welcome to Jackass
>*PICHUUUUN*

>>44627925
>*PICHUUUUN*
Is this supposed to reference the noise you make when you die in the games or something else?

>>44628132
yes

Jaaaaaaoooooooo hahahahahaha

Would you spend 7 hours listening to Meiling gushing over an old fight tape rewinding to the same punch and kick several times as she goes into a scientific level of detail over movement trajectory and execution with child like wonder happiness?

>>44638668
Sure, I'm mildly interested in the mechanics behind that kind of stuff. It seems like it would be fun to watch martial arts movies with her and have her pause stuff to explain how that was done and maybe even demonstrate it.

>>44372130
What's wrong with the Irish?

>>44457497
didn't they changed those laws?

>>44641890
Did they? I am not exactly up to date with Chinese law. Still, I imagine it will take many years to shake off learned apathy like that.

>>44357778
Nothing wong with Hong
Hong makong my wang unhung und unshrung

>>44641890
That's probably not going to stop most scammers

>>44374052

>>44642667
that's what i heard from a post on 4chan (not a very good source i know) according to this anon now you can be fined if you don't help someone but i also heard most Chinese still prefer to kill you if they wound you

>>44644065
Meiling's legal advice for the day!
Dead men cannot testify!
Tune in tomorrow for great legal tips!

>>44372934
I want her to kick me through a tree

GLORY TO THE CCP

>>44644631
No, get out.

>>44645041
Nah

How do you get a Meiling girlfriend?

>>44628132
I know right! That anon is very clever

>>44646044
Talk with her as often as possible, bring her your own food, and express even the vaguest interest in martial arts or Chinese culture. She's a simple girl.

>>44646842
I want Meiling to teach me how to do the funny rolling punching from Ip Man!

>>44646842
where do i take her on a date

>>44648183
To the Myouren temple, to spar with her rival Shou. You must cheer loudly things like "Meiling is the strongest", and by the power of belief it will become true. But be sure to praise Shou for her efforts too. You don't want to anger the avatar of a god.

>>44648183
Anywhere that serves some nice food, Sakuya's food isn't bad but western food gets a bit tiring if you eat it everyday. Conversely you could try your hand at making a nice bento for her to eat somewhere nice.

>>44648638
What if i made her a burger
>>44648215
I could praise Meiling all day!

>>44649498
It’s the thought that counts I suppose

>>44646842
I want her to teach me Classical Chinese and Esoteric Buddhism. Considering she's probably been around during the Tang Dynasty, she surely knows her stuff.

>>44653120
are you saying she wouldn't like it?

>>44654319
You think she knows alchemy?

>>44655626
I wouldn't doubt it. I'm sure she's well versed in China's three main religions.

Taichi class with Hong Meiling would be kino

>>44655373
Nonsense. Hong likes a good burger every now and then.

>>44648638
>>44653120
Sakuya is eurotrash
A proper burger or better yet barbequed ribs would be a definite crowd pleaser
And if you made her a peppercorn steak, you'd get a youkai wife in an instant

>>44657204
>A proper burger or better yet barbequed ribs
... You do realise that both of those are very common to eat in europe? Even before american culture leaked across?
Besides, we all know that Hong can't really digest anything that isn't doused in chinese spices.
Once you go szechuan, you never go back-huan.

>>44657229
Would burger work with Chinese spices?

>>44657229
The garbage euros create is NOT worthy of being called barbeque

>>44657451
A-anon I...
Know what, you do you.
I personally like to taste my meat and not 1/2 a lb of molasses and honey, but that's just my opinion.

how do you make Meiling look like this at you?

>>44657557
She just needs to find out that your zodiac animal is the rooster (which is very compatible with dragon)

>>44657557
Considering she's from ancient China, an accidental betrothal gift like a pearl necklace should do the trick.

>>44657557
You play EoSD in lunatic and defeat her

>>44657238
Absolutely.

>>44657229
I want to ask if she likes spicy food, then give her the jerk chicken I make with ghost peppers

>>44657628
I got curious and decided to take a look at zodiac and discovered that i am the monkey. What that means?

>>44663089
Monkey, rooster, and rat are compatible with dragon for different reasons.

>>44657628
w-what about snake? They're kinda similar to dragons no?
>>44657636
she doesn't seem like the type of girl who would enjoy necklaces that much...

>>44665423
>They are the best partners both in career and life for both of them are willing to take responsibility. The understanding between them makes the relationship develop smoothly.
please remind yourself that this is astrology bullshit don't take it for granted

>>44657628
I am sheep but I prefer the ram version because rams have cool horns.

>Rat
>100% match
>The Chinese zodiac compatibility between the Rat and Dragon can be outstanding and mind blowing.

This is 100% true and real, I am sure of it. Now excuse me, it's time for dinner, with my wife, Hong Meiling

>>44666967
I am monkey and the best match is the rabbit. I guess i will go for Tewi then.

>>44666967
I'm pig
At least i'm not ox haha...

>>44657628
I am a Rooster! At first I liked other girls, but I've come to see Hong as my favorite alongside Suika and Sariel. What makes Roosters so compatible with Dragons?

>>44663089
That depends. If you're monkey holds one meaning but it can be influenced by the year you were born relating to what element that particular year falls under. What is the last digit of the year you were born? Considering you're here at this point its going to be either 1980, 1992, or 2004.
If 1980- your Monkey year is Metal.
If 1992- your Monkey year is Water.
If 2004- your Monkey year is Wood.
This will change how the Monkey part is influenced when it comes to your personality, as well as how you get along with the other elements.

Coincidentally, Meiling's theme is Meiji 17. Translated to modern time, that's the year 1884. So if she was born then she's actually a Fire Monkey, which explains a lot for her.
If you're Metal, then she's going to hurt you. Bad.
If you're Water, then you're going to subdue her on some level, good or bad.
If you're Wood, then you're going to stoke her on some level, good or bad.

Then you can get into a theory on what month she was born for Western astrology, but that's a bit tough.

>>44667924
Honestly i just assumed she was an earth dragon on account of the dragon symbolism and earth being the closest descriptor to her personality.

>>44667924
You sure know a lot about this stuff.

You guys ever checked this series out?
Engrish Meiling is kind of akward at first but she grew on me after a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf9SOdVNW5o&list=PL5Ymk2eZ18Vs_-Yqt9JD918IOnde7cf4o

>>44669019
I frequent here and /x/ daily, but miss when /x/ was actually relevant. Outside of the site, I've been studying this stuff and others for over ten years now. It's kinda second nature note to speculate on my favorite characters with this stuff. The touch of the 'tism works out in my favor. But for Meiling to be a fire monkey based off of her theme song is just speculation. I feel she's definitely a dragon, even if she's hiding it from the rest of the world.
As a matter of fact, I've tried this with the others in the SDM with varying results but I won't shit up Meiling's thread with talk of the others unless asked to out of respect for the Great Wall of Scarlet Manor. Can't wrong the Hong.

Hongs thread is almost a month old!

>>44669043
Definitely. A great favorite of mine and went through the whole thing in a day. The voices are on point, the story is well written and coherent, and the plot is engaging and really adds a depth to our beloved SDM residents that is sorely missing from the world. 10 out of 10.

>>44669210
My speculation was that maybe it was the year when she entered Remilia's service.

Now, can you do year of the sheep? If you don't want to then that is fine too.

>>44669234
I do have a few critiques myself, the story never quite tells you whose voice belong to who which will be a bit hard to make out if you don't have an existing understanding of who is who in the scarlet mansion and what they are like, also the writing has a bit of that early anime dub awkwardness, not enough to ruin it by all means, but i did notice it a few times.

>>44667475
Dragons like fried chicken a lot

>>44669273
I can agree with that, but the age I am now gives me a kind of nostalgia for the early years of anime dub when I listen to the parts you're talking about. In a sort of "holy hell, that's cringe" but also with a large helping of "oh, that's the spot. That brings me back". I honestly wish they would do another one focusing on fleshing out the characters more. Patchouli has a really good voice, even if she's supposed to be "quiet" the actress could have gotten a better microphone so she's not "quiet" in the wrong way, but I really like her voice. I wish they could have done Remilia in a way that gave her more speaking time, but that's only because I deeply love the mistress and want there to be more things with her in it. Meiling's voice actress was extremely on point and I love her accent speaking English when she gets excited and it gets so heavy you have trouble understanding her.

>>44669237
I could do some info on the sheep if you wanted, but I wouldn't want to take up too much room. If you mean in relation to Meiling, then I would need to know your birth year, but again it's speculation on her being a fire monkey so take it with a grain of salt.
Fun fact: Based on the age of the Scarlet sisters, a general idea can be created in the both of them, respectively.
Remilia, born in 1502, is a Water dog.
Flandre, born in 1507, is a Fire Rabbit.
And while we don't know the other's, based on general info it can be assumed that Patchouli would be a Virgo, explaining her bookish, "by the book" attitude with a no-nonsense proactive work ethic when it comes to what she wants.
Sakuya.... not really sure.
Koakuma....jury's out.
Flan comes across as a Gemini, though.

>>44669707
I can agree with that, it's the reason i said it doesn't ruin anything, i honestly don't know if they will do anything like a follow up or anything in English for that matter, looking at the channel it seems to be the only instance of an English project they made.

>>44669707
>I would need to know your birth year
1991, I'm a geezer.

>>44669880
Nonsense, I'm a 92 kid.
For 1991, you'd be a Metal Sheep.
Just based off of this alone, you come across as keeping to yourself, calm, gets along well with others for the most part, and are known in the circles you keep to be dependable. But for you specifically, to get a better reading on what makes you "you", then you would need to combine the Metal sheep with whatever your Western zodiac sign is, couple that with the Numerology in your full, legal, birth name, and you could get this from a birth chart online to really get the nitty gritty. Most of them are free and you can fill in all the info you need for ease of use. I would ask around /x/ for the greater details to not derail the thread. Ask around or search for your almuten figuris, as well.

For getting along with the Hong and assuming she's a Fire Monkey like above, you would get along fairly well for the most part, with her taking a more active role in the friendship but also ragging you every now and then about your position in life due to her fire and your metal. Plus there's the monkey tendency to pick at things and cause mischief when bored, so if you could see that she's doing it with no ill will behind talking you into being her sparring partner and then waylaying you repeatedly...... the two of you would get along good and probably end up bonding over a love of good food and tall tales.

>>44669984
I did some research of my own and i guess i'm a wood pig, i think that's good?

>>44669984
Damn, a lot really goes into that huh? Never thought something as seemingly cosmically inconsequential as a legal name would figure into something like that.

That's a nice picture of the scenario you paint. An ideal friendship with the Hong.

>>44667924
I am a wood monkey.

>>44669707
>Flan comes across as a Gemini, though.
She come more like an Scorpio: Pluto the planet that governs both destruction and transformation. Also Hades and the Underworld-Basement

She comes as Secretive and like to play dark and misterious, She is notorious for having a Weird pattern of thoughts so it could be a mind very perceptive and sensible (think Albert Camu for example)
also her One side ponitail may as well be a Stinger, She is also Pure Sex

her sister comes more like a Pisces? (and Actress and Bullshiter?, Serious when it comes to ther Family but easily reverts back to a spoiled child)

Id dong meiling

>>44682171
NOOOOOOOOOOO

If Meiling is a dragon does she lay eggs?

>>44682779
Would that also mean she has a cloaca?

>>44657557
This
https://files.catbox.moe/qcmcp9.jpg

>>44689168
Hey fatnigger, would you mind reading back and telling me where someone wanted to see your mongoloid face again? Thanks.

>>44689168
Don't open it's a zipbomb

>>44689499
No it isn't

https://files.catbox.moe/bxf6q0.jpg

>>44696198
Meiling would rather you not post degenerate fatshit on her thread, anon.

>>44697240
That's not even fatshit dumbass
That's muscular Meiling

>>44702739
Meiling didn't get to sleep that night

>>44702739
dumb bitch can stop time but needs help

Words cannot express my love for the Hong!

>>44667924
Isn't element set by month of birth rather than year. That's what i recall reading on book regarding the matter.

>>44711940
she faked it to make Meiling look cool

我不会说中文。
我想操美玲。

>>44717401
>我不会说中文
Yeah, I can tell.
that's now how you spell Meiling's name.

>>44717070
Meiling can look cool without even trying.

>>44718236
they look even cooler together

>>44718236
First time I've ever wanted to swap places with a fork

>>44719740
I want Meiling to step on me too

Me on the left

>>44720824
u a cat anon?

>>44720824
Meiling sleeping with cats is too cute.

>>44720856
Meiling with a cat is a godsend of cuteness

Meiling strikes me more as a dog person

>>44720891
Heart of actual gold.

>>44720896
what dog breed would she have?

>>44720919
Meiling jumpscare!

>>44720947
It could be one that can stand guard with her like a Tibetan mastiff, or maybe a more friendlier type that helps her unwind when she's out of working hours like a Pomeranian.

>>44720995
>badass Meiling looking all mad and serious
>cradled in her arms, a tiny and fluffly pomeranian
Good God, the imagery won't leave my fucking mind now.

>>44721193
You don't need it to, someone already drew it!
I wish it was properly scanned though...

>>44721253
to the blessed soul that drew it. I love you.
thanks for consecrating the thread with that image, anon!

>>44720947
The ones good at sex.

I am so fucking jealous of Sakuya

>>44727783
same

>>44727783
>Gym-shorts looking things under her dress
I didn't know I had a thing for that

>>44728035
She can definitely pull the gym girl look

>hey guys, Meiling here

>>44728220

>>44728332

>>44728220
I can KO this Hong with ease.

>>44728408
leave the asmathic autist alone

>>44728444
Hongpersonation is a serious crime you know!

but it's so cute, anon! Think about the positive side!

>>44728509
It should have been me, not her! It's not fair!

Meiling would be a good mother.

>>44730941
Flan's so happy, she forgot about her weakness to sunlight!
Stay safe with Meiling , Flan!

>>44728408
I doubt it

>>44730828
mmmm.... i piedi

>>44731193
that's the power of Hong!

>>44732217

she'll catch her

Meiling and her actual gf

>>44733048
Meiling two gfs. Lesbian threesome is peak.

Wake up! Please wake up ;_;

>zzzzzz...

Great Hong thread!