/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44686060
Who cares? Kappas like Nitori are perfect for netorare.

>>44686080
Kappa, like all youkai, are built for BOC. (Big Outsider Cock.)

>>44686286
Yokaisissies... is it truly over...? Can we compete?

>>44686060
It doesn't
What means I get to do that whenever I like, is the fact that you are a slut
Now strip you dwarfslut

>>44686060
So when do i get to grope your fat kappa tits?

>>44686835
don't you ever get tired of posting the same "bros/sisters... it's over..." shit

>>44686060
But they’re so soft…

>>44694948
Why are kappa breasts so large and soft?

>>44695862
their buoyancy is important for all the swimming kappa do

Why are Nitori threads so unpopular?

Is this a Nitori exclusive boobhu thread?

>>44686060
>Kappa are the closest allies to Humans
That a lie though

>>44703774
How?
That pic is SOP for literally everyone

>>44695922
But wouldnt that mean their breasts should be full of air?

>>44705642
No, quite the opposite: meaty breasts full of fat would float better. Do you think that whales are full of air and pop like ballons?
i know that that whales do pop like ballons when they die, but that is due gas building up from the rotting meat

>>44705642
Fat is actually extremely buoyant. Not to get too off topic but obese enough humans literally cannot sink even if they tried. Fat sacks on the chest should help with buoyancy!

Wait, do kappa need buoyancy devices? Cant they breathe underwater anyway?

>>44705952
having fat tiddies helps with keeping their movement underwater predicable for precision work, and helps them relax as they float on top of the water
lucky human villagers have reported that kappa are accustomed to using them like bumper buoys on boats to safely and softly collide with objects instead of expending excess energy to slow down manually
or at least, that's what the kappa tell the humans when innocent men suddenly find themselves ambushed with soft kappa mammaries pressing on their backs

>>44706499
Thats actually very cute and hilarious, imagine a kappa swimming towards your boat and her fat mammaries make her bounce off the boat and she has to swim back towards you

>>44706499
So, by the logic, would the reason for the Forest Kappa having small breasts be because their bodies no longer needed the added underwater mobility?

And for those that still have large breasts, is it because they’re used for tempting human men from the village?

>>44708510
Why would they want to tempt human men from the village?

>>44709021
Human white stuff is really salty, and as we all know Kappa need salt.

>>44709074
Even forest kappa? (And does that stuff even contain actual salt?)

>>44709083
Probably not but don't tell them, they won't know the difference anyway. Shhhh....

>>44703774
I love Nitori, she's so strong!

why is there a spermatozoa on her hat

Post Nititties

>>44703774
nitori is a chorizo

>>44686060
I want to support Nitori like this...
If kappa are really friends of humanity it's only right to reciprocate

>>44688300
Why would they? For channers ver.2023 it is their equivalent of the "Sandwich Chef" meme.

>>44713281
Onahole w/ tits