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Not much.

Fucked her up her ass.

cheered for sanae in touhou tag dream.

>>4467426
slut

>>4467442
hag

Feed her lots of flies :3

I ate her with chocolate maple syrup.

>>4467455
Or fairies.

Shoveling snow for 3 hours.

>>4467467

Moar Suwako

Surrender your innocence to Antisuwako.

Decided she is not complete crap in Touhou Superrobotcatfishgiantdollchase

>>4467467
Photoshoped!

>>4467561
Is it?

I made this. Do not save this. It is sacred to me.

>>4467577
Reverse psychology much?

>>4467525
I would mature Suwako. Post more.

>>4467577
Meh

>>4467604
>Yahoo

Ha. Ha. Ha.

This is a Suwako.

>>4467706

So tiny and huggable.

bump

this is flamoot. it's 2010 and i have a brain implant because i use drugs. i know how this sounds. but stories of going schizo from hallucinogens are only myths

lsd and shrooms etc are as mind opening as the rumours say, but it is a big secret because the government is performing crowd-control on the people who know about them. on the number of psychedelic users in society... they can only handle so many of those kinds of people. but psychedelic users are mostly young and hip and feel things deeply and are thus perfect victims for the very evil.

very

>>4467422
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>>4467725
and rapeable

>>4467772
Attentionwhore.

>>4467765

>it's 2010

In other words, you utterly fail at time travel.

>>4467840
>replying to a spambot

I have ignored your faux goddess and spent the day watering plants.


With Kanako.

>>4467847

In Sorte Antisuwako?

>>4467862
I'm not sure what that is but I am quite "anti-suwako," yes.

Pro- 'Ko

>>4467862
Better prepare yourself for the consequences!

>>4467872

Good. Spoken as a proud champion of the darkness.

>>4467883
For someone so tiny, you're pretty gutsy.

>>4467912
"Shff"

>>4467928
>bkub

>>4467912

Size can be misleading. It never stopped Suwako.

>>4467955
Suwako + bkub = !!

OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME FROG

>>4467996
I threw my head back in laughter.

And I can't even fucking read it!

>>4468018

I hate that eye poke thing. Whenever I see it I want to cut the fingers off the fucko who did it. You do NOT fuck with people's eyes.

>>4468031
Considering it could potentially do a ton of irreversible damage, I can totally see where you are coming from, friend.

But, this is bkub, so it is all in good fun!

>>4468017

Only a part of a balanced pantheon.

bump

this is flamoot. it's 2010 and i have a brain implant because i use drugs. i know how this sounds. but stories of going schizo from hallucinogens are only myths

lsd and shrooms etc are as mind opening as the rumours say, but it is a big secret because the government is performing crowd-control on the people who know about them. on the number of psychedelic users in society... they can only handle so many of those kinds of people. but psychedelic users are mostly young and hip and feel things deeply and are thus perfect victims for the very evil.

very

buump

if psychedelics were allowed to spread through the population at the natural rate, people would become impossible to control in the painful and bizarre ways they control us. this includes brain implants. tear-away children of nobody families are isolated and disconnected over the course of a few years and then given implants that let the rich wear their skin like a suit. think one in a million. and god. believe me

don't automatically trust anyone telling you to go as far out as possible, to throw away culture and ego and this sort of thing. what cults do first is try to create an intrapersonal vacuum they can fill with dogma. they are using the psychedelics for this now

the psychedelics produce very real and powerful experiences you don't need to have explained to you repeatedly if you have used them a few times. no-one has to preach ego death to an acidhead. he knows about it.

a lot of cults offer up a lot of junk but the psychedelics are real and they produce the most powerful experiences in the world. they can be used to free people and heal them but, the elite are holding them from us like the priest class once hid the psychedelic sacraments of the mystery religions so they could have a monopoly on god. it is the exact same plan

and just like the priests got a ton of kids to screw for thousands of years, so do the people who've stolen the psychedelics, now. the government and the rich. i like people, i've never feared the rich... but this is serious

bear with me :|

>>4468067
These days I find suggestive things and ecchi stuff about eight orders of magnitude sexier than hentai. What's wrong with me?

buuump

in other words we are being controlled brutally by pedophile overlords with high technology who despise us. people like you and me but horny and rich

Google 'drug critter linux' for the app these pics are from. I had to take my links out but see youtube.com/user/toomalf for vids also use tinyurl 'ygbmj9r' for a google group where i discuss the implant, i thought it was aliens or the signlarity but it isnt >_>

<_<

>_+

>>4468093
>get implants that let the rich wear their skin like a suit.
I want some of whatever this guy is smoking.

buuuump

hi this is 0 of 15 or so. ty
08:36 < flamoot> hi
08:36 <@Pnutbot> privet, flamoot
08:36 < filthee> yea thats all you need
08:36 < THC> not sure if its good enough to see it
08:37 < flamoot> [url revoked]
08:37 < flamoot> i have an implant
08:37 < THC> oh is it cool i musta forgot
08:37 < filthee> its a last hope anyway
08:37 < flamoot> the rich wear our skin with vr/telepresence
08:37 < THC> then i already own a cheap microscope
08:37 < filthee> lol
08:37 < flamoot> gender-confuse us electrically and make us touch ourselves
08:37 < flamoot> because they can't chip girls this way they're too well-accompanied and believed
08:37 < flamoot> hard to isolate
08:37 < flamoot> god listen to me
08:38 < filthee> go ahead and speak
08:38 < flamoot> k ty
08:38 < flamoot> so usually i'm on hold with a friendly ai

>>4468112
>implying I'm not horny and/or rich

>>4468112

Bot or not, you are a fool to believe the serpent of the sky will not find you and consume you for your trespassing.

>>4468114
>implying he SMOKES it rather than brutally stuffing it up in a vein. Fuck that:
>implying he doesn't eat the shit out of it
>implying he's not a bot

>>4468094
Quite normal, my friend. Suggestive material contains the dimension of fantasy, sex is strictly WYSIWYG. And most often falls short of it's potential, even in fiction.

>>4468130
Kanako is far too innocent for me. I need Suwako's perverted scheming.

>>4468189

Do you still have any innocence left to sacrifice unto Antisuwako?

The mountains, the lake?

>>4468219

The serpentine offering.

>>4468219
They don't require much maintenance. Goddesses, on the other hand...

Kanako = Hag.
Suwako is pure even as a un-virgin.

>>4468240
Well, Kanako is the hag, Suwako is the virgin...

So Sanae is the mother? Wait, that doesn't work.

Or does it?

>>4468237
Wut wut in the butt?

>>4468240

Generally purity is only essential when it comes to booze and nuclear weapons.

>>4468262
She just needs loosening up a bit.

Yeah, I said it.

>>4468236

>>4468273

Is there a translated version of this? I'm kinda curious to see what the dialogue is...

>>4468280
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/218075/asshat-hashiyamoto-hat-kochiya_sanae-lowres-moriya

Basically Suwako is asking Kanako if she can play SSB and Kanako is ranting at her for always playing it, while implying that she watches drama shows.

>>4468277

"Jeg er din fremtid. Jeg er ondskapelsen. Jeg er Antisuwako."

>>4468310
More like: Et rike skal reiset seg,
I asken av brennte hjem,
Det er kun en herre hersker,
Vi heller deg Suwako de sterkes konge.

>>4468310
>>4468327
GB2/bork/

>>4468417
Norwegian, not Swedish.

>>4468448
What is the difference?

>>4468459
Oil.

Admit it, Suwako is the purest and the most ruined for marriage. She is everything you need.

>>4468327

Actually, when you put it like that it sounds like they would compliment each other quite well.

Nothing.

Besides its hibernation time. Its still like -20 Celsius outside.

>frog goddess
eaten

>>4468539
Wow, that's quite a muff you have there, Kanako.

>>4468600

A superior muff to remain warm and active when her cold blooded rival is forced into hibernation.

>>4468637
snakes are cold blooded too and also hibernate so it wouldn't help

>>4468645

And that is what happens when I try to use big words at 1am.

In either case, Kanako wins with her superior Winter gear.

>>4468672
You may have a muff, but do you have superior headgear? No?
Suwako wins!

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