/jp/ - Otaku Culture

thorny alarunes are chunni Christians

step on snek

>>44667667
By virtue of being a lamia, your lamia gf is a huge footfag and wants you to step on her. Would you?

hellwan love

>>44667680
no

>>44667692
>he won't even do a simple request from his monsterwife
That's sad, Anon.

>>44667703
i'd be too embarrassed about that, my wife is a wurm so I don't think she would not be a foot fetishist

>>44667712
ms haku is about to rape me for my double negative

>>44667680
It'd feel weird even if it's completely harmless to her.

>>44667712
>>44667739
just rub her clit with your toes for a minute or two and she will explode and love you for it

easy

>>44667667
NO STEP ON SNEK

>>44667661
when husband is defenseless

>>44667756
>>44667756
it starts of like that then she will ask you to put your foot in her mouth

>>44667783
The play is to go for the ears in this scenario.
You'll still likely fail, but molesting her ears can immobilize her for a limited amount of time. If nothing else, you get a cute, flustered reaction from her.

If she has red eyes, she's exceptionally dangerous.

>>44667791
it will remain on her vulva and no further

Leggy snake.

>>44667820
No matter how dangerous things get, Gazer will always watch your back.

>>44667661
Reminder than an average lamia would likely weigh between 1500 and 3000 pounds.

>>44667850
Imagine how destructive a lamia's orgasm would be, a ton of pure muscle flailing around.

>>44667855

Never trust foxes.

>>44667680
I have extremely low standards. There is very little I wouldn't be okay with.

>>44667873
CBT cunt and breast torture

>>44667873
Out of all the posters here, you could easily be any of them.

>>44667873
Still my favorite Apophis picture.

I for one welcome our reptilian overlords.

>>44667680
Mamono kinks
>your tsun noble Centaur wants you to ride her in public with a full saddle and bridal leather-gear, then ride her in public
>Mermaids and SeaBishops etc want to do it on the beach, out of the water being like auto-erotic asphyxiation for aquatics
>Kikis want to do messy foodplay with schokolade sauce and whipped cream
Etc etc...

>bunyip realizes she has has the appeal of both a fox and a lamia
>goes mad with power

>>44667855
>implying she wouldn't just clench you hard enough to make the eyes bulge out of your head

>>44667923
Doppel
Anon keeps trying to sneak up and catch her in her true-form to fuck the real waifu
Liliraunes
The lefthand one one wants to fuck Anon solo while the righthand one seethes and tries not yo schlick or join in
Bicorn wants sappy romantic solo procreation for the purposes of reproduction while wearing a trad sundress

>>44667923
Stern Haku schoolmaam wants Anon to put ger over his knee for a firm spanking

>>44667923
>zombie girl
electrocution fetish

>>44667923
Wyvern always wants to have sex while skydiving

Beware of the curse just a mummy's chunni phase

>>44668003
Return the slab

>>44667990
That sounds fun. Though thrusting might be difficult with nothing to push off of and moving a hundred miles an hour.

>>44667976
i would do that without question

I am a slut for big tails.

>>44667990
Penguin-Harpies and Ostrich-harpies want to try having sex while skydiving.

>>44668041
SAME

>>44668084
>Yamero!

>>44667661

>>44667923
After too much /pol/ your Tanuki wants to do dom-sub roleplay where she hides in the attic until Anon finds her, then makes her wear striped pyjamas and do degrading punishment play.

>>44668112
kek

>>44668112
Haughty refined Lilims wish they had a rough strong Anon who would slap their ass and send them to make him a sammich, then force them to kneel and service him while he eats it

>>44667661
No escape from hebi cuddles

I want oni cake

>>44668133
i need more sexy monster teachers, I desire them

>>44667923
Hebis dye themselves other colors and hang around in sleazy bars until their married Anon comes in for a beer and flirt with them until Anon takes his wedding-ring off and fucks her in the back alley.

>>44668003
>>44668007
What's your offer?

>>44668176
>cut to anon not even looking at his digged snake wife and telling her to scram

>>44667923
Angel waifus dress in succu-slut outfits and make a summoning circle in the bedroom so their Anon signs a contract in blood... and coom...

>>44668203
Anon not joining the agreed roleplay and being irl loyal just gets her wetter and married Anon gets raped on the pool-table.
>Hebi has to pay the owner to get the dye-marks out of the felt, but the other customers dont complain about the cum-stains

>>44668209
so succs roleplay as angels and anon is but a young choir boy who prayed for salvation?

>>44668199
Return the slab or get sat on!

>>44668167
I might just consider hebis...

>>44667923
Hellhound forces Anon to put peanut butter on his entire body waist down, only for her to lick it off.
>>44668176
>cuckquean hebi
Almost as dangerous as the cuckquean wisp, who traps other women in her cage for anon to fuck.

>>44668172
Delicious oni.

>>44668290
>>44668290
who let the american succs

>>44668295
Because you want to thank that man?

>>44668262
>mummy americanizes, too big for her old bandages
>has to go around naked while her order on new pharao-brand bandages ships
>everyone mistakes her for a fat zombie, asks how close she is to turning into a wight since she's intelligent

>Robber fly beelzebubs
>Extremely big
>Extremely fit
>Inescapable leglocks
imagine

A fearsome duel! Who will win Anon's love?

>>44668379
>Gao!

Don't sign the contract, anon.

>>44668425
hello miss snow leopard

>>44668290
>be evil wizard
>want to summon a demon of wrath and vengeance to get revenge on all those who have wronged you
>spend months getting all the materials ready
>finally summon her after a long and lengthy ritual...
>get a large demon sitting on a couch, she has a plate with a cake next to her
>"uh..."
>"why did you summon me?"
>"are you a demon of wrath?"
>"no...?
>look through your spellbook again
>fucked up on the "wrath" and "vengance" runes. instead put down sloth and gluttony
>"if you're not busy could you also summon my bed? my price for a summoning is cuddles"

>>44668425
She needs beans on her fingers

>>44668423
Nuh-ah, Miss Demon wants to hire me as her horn polisher, and you can't just trust someone to pay you. I need a contract so I can take her to court if she tries to duck me on payments.

>>44668461
I would sleep on her

>>44668423
Its too late. By being born you signed a social contract subjecting you to taxes and the draft, in exchange you get succ waifu and burgers. (burgers not guaranteed)
Don't like it? Have better birth RNG next time.

Don't pick up the pen she dropped, anon.

>>44668326
>being chased by a holst
>can hear the sloshing in her udders getting louder and louder as she closes in

Rat girls would be very very very smart, so be careful

>>44667923
>sandworm asks to do something a little different tonight
>from somewhere inside her body, she pulls out a dune buggy
>it looks well maintained, especially considering where it's been
>after you get strapped in, she leans in close
>"Thirty second head start, and then I'm coming for you. Let's see how long you can last"
>she gives you one last kiss, and then her maw opens
>"And go!"

>>44668540
>pharaoh classmate makes a show of dropping her pen in front of you
>smirks at you, expecting you to pick it up for her like anyone else would
>jaw drops when you pick it up and pocket it instead
>another trophy for your monster stationary collection

If you remain single past 25 you are guaranteed to attract the attention of the secret police.

>>44668540
>implying they would need to chase you
>and not just put her milk in the food she gives you as well as the milk

>>44668549

On the off chance that there are CG statues I am going to label them all with a "Turbovirgin" text

>>44668614
I don't like em puttin milk in the water supply; that turns the friggin froggirls into cows!

>>44668614
>visit the same coffee shop every day
>holst starts working there
>your latte tastes different when she's the one to make it
>always leaves you feeling lethargic and sleepy
>fell asleep in the cafe more than once
>she's always standing over you when you wake up

>>44668612
Hope they have a big hellwan for me in store.

>>44668630
Good way to lose customers. No one drinks coffee because they want to feel sleepy.

>>44667923
Anon's kiki maido starts deliberately making serious mistakes so Mashtah will be forced to punisb her with a spanking
>Anon's soup spoon at dinner is at 89degrees to the table edge
>Anon's borscht has precisely 0.3grams less salt than needed
>there is dust on the wainscoting behind the bookshelf
Still Mashtah neglects his proper responsibilities to punish his worthless Kiki for these disasters...

>>44668612
Don't worry officers me and this woman are dating we're just not serious or anything. You wouldn't know her she lives in another dystopia city

>>44668612
I'm barricading the door and getting my gun.

>>44668637
Don't worry. She said that there was a satisfaction guarantee, and that she would be sure to make it up to me. All I have to do is go in right after the cafe closes, and she'll give me my money back.

>>44668664
They like a challenge, and don't need a warrant

>>44668612
>anon hurts too much to get married
>secret police shows up acting like... secret police
>anon cries
Good job, miss lilim

>>44668681
Hence the barricaded door and gun.

>>44668630
>Not only do i fall asleep, I keep dreaming of that holst from the coffee shop
>What do you know, seems like she is your neighbor
>And shes so nice that you don't even need to get her latte at the coffee shop, you can just drink hers at your apartment, its perfect so you can go to sleep on time
>Thats weird, you wake up in the same bed but you feel a bit tired, so you call in sick and sleep in bed with her.

>>44668703
These cows are more clever than I thought.

Foxy lady.

https://files.catbox.moe/ublq8k.jpg
>They/them mindbroken by cow

>>44668734
I like that fox.

>>44668751
For a non porn game it actually is pretty fucking strange.

>>44668683
Some of the MGC stuff is pretty dark. I'm fine with an intervention, maybe even a gold/black arrow, but secret police or getting raped in an alley is kinda messed up.

>>44668751
Are those... TITTIES? AHHHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN I'M GOING INSAAAANE
>tfw niggerman also has big tits

>>44668683
>Your slanderous insinuation that the secret police would cause a man to cry has been noted. You are now categorized as a subversive element.
You should know The members of the secret police are all extremely skilled in love correction, citizen.

Mamono that specialise in fixing depressed alcoholics?

>>44668612
>>44668683
That's just the beginning, there's the televised court hearings and the press slandering anon, so on so forth

>>44668800
Fuck off, Kafka.

>>44668800
thats pretty cruel
i guess they are monsters after all

>>44668664
>Ushi-Oni knocks on Anon's door
>gets peppered with bullets
>sighs
>"Put the gun down Anon, we just want to talk"
>gets peppered with more bullets
>"You're gonna run out of ammunition sooner or later. I'm not going anywhere"

>>44668612
Yes hello, I'd like to file a formal complaint. It's been three years past my 25th birthday and I have yet to receive my state mandated wife. I thought you were supposed to send someone for me? Yes my door is unlocked. Yes I'll hold. Thank you, please hurry I'm very lonely.

>>44668805
>hint of puffy vulva

>>44668763
Gacha games do tend to go heavy on the cock-teasing.

>>44668792
Winegotes.

>>44668785
Have they tried not being so scary? Anon needs someone to talk to, not to disappear into a reeducation camp.

>>44668832
Foxgirls continue to be the thirstiest of them all.

>>44668823
>send them to Detroit
Hah get pranked nerds

>>44668800
That's just unironically fucked up.

>>44667923
Vamps slather themselves in zinc cream so they can try outdoor daylight sexx.

Cat breath eww

>>44668897
I want to bite the ears

Repent, heathens.

>>44668949
wild gote, looking to be bred

>>44668800
That is only received for the very naughtiest of men or extremely cheeky virgins. Anon is good boy. This will be a nice and discreet matter. He just needs some reeducation about how much better his life will be with a wife.
>>44668850
There is nothing scary about a woman that just wants you to find love and be happy. Being scared of love is not healthy. Don't worry Big Sister loves you and knows what is best for you.

>>44668800
>mamono true crime genre is just single guys being "brought to justice" by police and judges

So how would a monster girl react to my need for suffering and subsequent need for healing?
Having a savior fetish is very weird since they don't want to have to save you in the first place.

>>44668751
>chest reduction
im convinced that this is a meme made by ugly/chestlet women to convince girls with big bazongas to make themselves less appealing to men.

>>44668734
I wish you furniggers would fuck off.

>>44668985
Or a tranny.
Trannies hate attractive women more than ugly women do

>>44668989
Monster girl thread.

>>44668949
Another convincing argument from the Marune sabbath.

>>44668985
There is mofu in my food, mofu in the water and probably in the air too. Is there anywhere not infested with mofu? This is getting crazy..

>>44669022
furshit =/= monster girls
try again.

First it's government mandated dates then its mandatory spot checks on your groceries. Maybe I like instant noodles and frozen pizza. Me buying it doesn't mean I'm lonely!

>>44668983
>they don't want to have to save you in the first place
Disagree. This is almost identical to mamono wanting to corrupt Order soldiers into loving husbands, and plenty of species definitely get off to that. As individuals, it would definitely be a mix, but I doubt you'd have much trouble finding a girl who wanted to make you the good boy she knows you can be.
Can't say I enjoy suffering, but I definitely want to be saved in this way. I wish we had more stories where that was a major part. That cupid greentext from a few weeks back was pretty good. Still hoping we see the Eros reeducation story at some point too.

>>44669022
Random furries are not monster girls.

>>44668983
Dr. Flayer will see you now.

>>44668985
Memes aside, I'm told past a certain size it can become very painful.

>>44669026
You have Foxoplasmosis, while not deadly it is incurable, the end stages of this disease causes constant thoughts of being near foxes, seeing foxes everywhere and a desire to bury ones face into fox mofu to inhale more spores.

>>44668963
Sigh. I wish this was real.

>>44669076
I'm sure you'll come around.

>>44669085
>foxoplasmosis in men
>causes increasingly severe fox delusions until he succumbs
>foxoplasmosis in women
>causes an increase of foxlike traits until "fluffy and smug" is an accurate descriptor.

How soft is harpy down feathers?

>>44668683
>Secret police knock on the door
>One last chance to come in quietly
>No response
>Door gets pulled off its hinges as they storm the apartment
>Cleared with an efficiency born of righteous zeal and unwavering purpose
>Anon barely has time to sit up in bed before the MG on point has him wrapped up in a hug and is promising him everything is gonna be okay and he's safe now
It's only a crime if you're cheeky or antagonistic about it. Everything else is search and rescue.

Which monster is the biggest anal addict?

>>44668612
I hope they are gentle with it at least.

>>44669249
just meh.

Reminder that cats shouldn't be trusted around merfolk

>>44669249
>Bogey loses golf tournament
I exhaled

>>44667666
Imagine a flirty mistletoe girl with an obsession with kissing.

>>44669249
>Portland
I feel attacked.

>>44669283
You should.

>>44669267

>>44669283
Aren't you when you go outside?

Another sunday spent dreaming about my Alraune Ghoul wife.

Would you anons mind telling me about your mge wives? For example, her race, what she looks like, her personality, how you met each other, etc.?

>>44669296
>>44669303
bitch bois be jealous

>>44669249
Where’s the funny

>>44669302
>catfish
I bet that pic is photoshopped

>>44669105
Not really because despite having as many Japanese kemono artists I actually don’t hate being able to be counted on one fucking hand, still know better than to post it in here. Since you know, this isn’t the furfaggot thread.

>>44669230
Anubis of course, for take out the B and the I in Anubis and what does that spell.

>>44669344
It's the monster girl thread. Which includes them.

>>44669222
>bring him down be booked after the tearful confessions stop
>plenty of therapy, encouragement, and hugs (and other non-sexual touching)
>anon slowly becomes a good-boi for a cute girl there
>graduation/release is a golden arrow to the back that he never saw coming, giving him no chance to slide back

>>44669374
I know your mental illness makes you think that, but I can guarantee you it isn't.

>>44668815
Maybe Anon is trying to bathe in her blood to instantly become a powerful incubus and then saddle up his new mount and ride her about town using her seal as a crude gag AND set of reins.

>>44669409
Everything means nothing in the end so why not just post other girls you like to balance it out.

>>44669374
consult thiz image.

>>44669479
>>44669374
Image didn't attach, I am going to kill myself tonight

>>44669249
>knockergate
hehe

>>44669494
I like both :^)

>>44669350
Do you think she insists on the buttfug? Would she just hint at anal sex, hoping you'd get the hint and take advantage?

>>44669494
I love it when images show sexual dimorphism.

>>44669506
No need to hint. Just put on the strapon.

>>44669541
Anon…she’s the one getting fucked in the ass not you.

>>44669540
>normal human son
>armored, scaled, big winged dragon daughter

>>44668989
>>44669032
>>44669076
>>44669344
>>44669409
>>44669479
>>44669494
Stop trying to engage with the schizo. They're clearly not arguing in good faith.

>>44669559
I'm not arguing at all, actually.

>>44669549
Oh. That's disappointing,but I suppose reciprocity is important in a relationship.

>>44669559
Remember to report every furry and obvious troll post, by the way.

While it's nice to think about a goverment madated monster wife, i doubt any anon here would go long without getting assaulted in a streetcorner the moment he steps outside. They can probably smell the loneliness from so far away a monster girl would break in into anons home while he's sleeping, silently get under his bedsheets and hug him tightly, waiting for anon to wake up to give him a good morning kiss.

>>44669571
What we can’t make jokes anymore.

>>44669541
>>44669569
Neck yourself mick

>>44669575
>assaulted in a streetcorner the moment he steps outside
>break in into anons home
I know this might be difficult for you to believe, but not everyone here likes that sort of thing.

>>44669591
Not Mick and not planning on it.

>>44669598
>difficult for you to believe
Not really no.

>>44669598
>species X breaks into your home.
>"Hello, I know you are anon! I waited so long to meet my soulmate!
>"My name? Just call me mommy."
And you will like it. At least have some taste and make it a lolibaba and not a hag

>>44669473
>Nihilism on 4ch
It's more likely than you think I suppose.

>>44669609
Gross, pedo. Stop inflicting your fetish on everyone else.

>>44669609
>Imagining mino saying this
>Dick is diamonds
I hope you get edged by a cheshire

Stop replying to bait, retards

>>44669608
Do you enjoy it?

>>44669629
Instead, post mamono responding to bait!

>>44669649
Realistically, obviously not. But in a fantasy scenario its easy to discard the elements that make it unappealing.

>>44669651

>>44669651
A traitor stands before me.

>>44669614
hags are ugly.

>>44669780
hmmm...

A man does not consent for five minutes, but then for the next eight hours he is consenting. How is this considered rape?

>>44669494
To me the biggest giveaway is full body fur and/or a snout

Go ahead and invite the brat next door in. Even if she's a monster, a girl that young must be harmless.

>>44669494
>I am going to kill myself tonight
don't do that. The portals are soon probably.

>>44669841
How can a mamono claim she is worthy of being a man's husband if she must resort to physical domination to get a man to submit?

>>44669878
>portals are soon probably
Oh, so never?

>>44669882
>husband
She doesn't. I declare her worthy of being my wife, and any other opinion is completely irrelevant.

>>44669882
rape is an act of charity towards men, and a sight of good virtue.

>>44669900
Soon in monster terms. Sometimes they need to be reminded that humans are not immortal.

>>44669912
It's okay, I'm sure they thought of this. In the meantime we'll all be reincarnated in our prime and given to our soulmates.

>>44669921
No, you are going to mate with souls. Please understand, the undead kingdoms have donated generously to the portal project.

>>44669905
>this fox
kiss the thigh
will immediately have an earth shattering orgasm and collapse off of you

>>44669908
May. It is weakness and a sign of poor class.

>>44669905
What a quickshot.

>>44669931
>TFW our world is a haven for the undead kingdom do to how much death we humans have caused on our world

>>44669931
In that case, no thanks. This life has been enough of a disappointment. I guess oblivion it is.

>>44669934
June. It is just a show of her strength and capability to defend her small and fragile human from bad mamonowho will seek to hurt him.

>>44669947
>wisp smugness intensifies

>>44669947
>I guess oblivion it is.
>"For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor. But for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. "

>>44669952
>bad mamonowho will seek to hurt him
Baseless propaganda designed to appeal to those with a lack of decorum and taste. The superior mamono understands how to seduce and enthrall her husband and treat him the way the demon lord intended.
Do you see a hellhound on the throne? Checkmate.

>>44669933
As a good husband it is my duty to make my wife happy. She's dominant as long as she feels in control, threre will be time for bullying afterwards.
>>44669945
Wet fox

just call a monster a lesbo, they'll fuck off

>>44669962
Sorry miss wisp, but I just don't care for the undead. I'm sure you'll find someone else to imprison in you cage.

>congratulations on the secretary job anon
>the boss was very impressed with your CV and is looking forward to working with you
>open door
>jubjub

>>44670012
I'm not gonna lie, the teasing would be relentless with such a coomfox wife. I'd constantly be trying to find new and different ways to make her quickshot, everywhere we go.

Too strong to die
too cute to be forgotten

>>44670028
>Jub in suit and glasses

>>44670028
If she's the boss of a functional company it can't be that bad working for her.

>>44670017
>Captain Alp : "Well despite your point of view I can still thrill a girl or two, BUT I'D RATHER GET IT ON WITH YOU HA HA HA"

>>44670028
But I didn't apply for a job!

>>44670002
Excuses made by those who cannot speak to a man without trembling in nervousness, not to speak about finally marrying one. A mamono needs decisivenes and drive, lest she spend one thousand years still sitting on that same trone without a king.

>>44670056
in mge job applies for you

>GF has infernal powers and a tragic backstory as an ousted Princess of Hell fit for the protagonist of a late 2000s edgelord action game
>Instead is just really casual about the whole thing, enjoys the chill life of the mortal world way more

>>44670068
is this from a video game?

>>44670073
I think it might have been?

>>44670067
Sounds kinda like Karlach in BG3

Tastiest thing that comes from a monster
hint: it isn't milk

>>44670031
Overdoing it would just lead to her becoming resistant to your advances. Only do this if you want to be exclusively dominated once she finally gets used to all the teasing. Better lead her into a false sense of security and strike when she least expects it. While that might sound a bit cruel, she will understand that too is a form of your love. That's how i would do it.

>>44670061
Projection! What is force but the failure of diplomacy? Force a man to submit and you'll have him for a night. Convince him to give his everything to you willingly and you'll have him for eternity.

>>44670084
It is tho

>>44670089
>implying she would ever stop being a quickshot

>>44670067
>demon personality and voice leak out when she gets excited or angry about something
>demon arms will grab your butt when she hugs you
>insists that she doesn't always have control over it, but you can tell she enjoys it just as much as the demon half

>>44670098
expand ur horizons beyond your wife's tit

>>44670067
I'm gonna throw a motorbike at her.

>>44670107
That might be hard for many of us. I'm always surprised how popular breastfeeding is here. Not my thing but more power to them I suppose.

>>44670107
No

>>44670115
>I'm always surprised how popular breastfeeding is here.
You shouldn't be. I don't really get it but whatever.

>>44670097
>Force a man to submit and you'll have him for a night
Hah, only a virgin mamono would ever think so. The body speaks what the mouth does not. Diplomacy occurs not in words, but in actions. A man will never be convinced of any action until you show him your true intentions. A thousand promises are worth less than one good deed.

>>44670115
>>44670120
There is a world of non-areola flavours

>>44670125
That's a contradictory sentence.

>>44670084
Sweat and Tears.

>>44669571
Jannies are worthless anyway unless some spazzoid gets in contact with KC about a DMCA being needed to be filed.

>>44670137
so monstergirl eggs

>>44670115
You're surprised men want to suck on their wives tits?

I want to be the king of the abyss.

>wife demands I breastfeed
>it's creepy but I have to do it
>on the plus side her fur is very soft and nice
>but I get her furry nipple in my mouth

>>44670177
lava golem and wurm eggs are a delicacy, tough to crack though

>>44670184
What's the problem?

>>44670084
It's Mastah's favorite!

>>44670130
And to the surprise of noone, it descends to petty insults. I expect nothing less from one who gives way to their baser instincts. How could such a crude pallet ever hope to appreciate the flavor and complexity of a love slowly nurtured? Like a fine wine, a man should be loved and cherished, and not enjoyed before the vintage is ready lest one is left with disappointment. Anything less is wasted potential.

>>44670084

>>44670258
>>44670210
SHOG! I ASKED YOU TO BREED! NOT BREAD!

>>44670084
gremlin boot sweat

>>44670230
Reducing a man to a mere objetct is pitiable. A man is not something to be left alone to ferment in a dark cellar and wait for him to achieve an arbitrary status, not should you treat your relationship with him like such. A man nedds care and attention, he needs love to live just as much as he needs food.

>>44670210
I begin my day with a bowl of shog-cereal, bathed in a healthy serving of shog-milk. For lunch, a shog-sandwich: shog-ham and cheese, slathered in shog-mustard and shog-mayonaise, between to slices of thick shog-bread.
Most days we take an hour to each enjoy a nice cup of shog-tea and maybe a shog-cookie or two in the early afternoon.
I am greeted at dinner with a hearty serving of shog-loaf (with shog-ketchup of course, like any normal person), complete with shog-mash and shog-vegetables. If I've been a good boy I allowed a delicious bowl of ice-shogcream before bed.

>>44670130
>>44670230
>An argument on 4mon between a western continent mamano and a zipangunese mamano
I wonder what shit 4mon's Mick would be peddling

>>44670303
This is the future eldritch maids want for all of us.

>>44670304
>3D model of Anon t-posing

>>44670084
Mamono pea. Directly from Miss Troll's fertile body! You can really taste that delicious peaness!

>>44670303
Where does she keep getting all the mass she's feeding you? Where are the neighbors Anon.

220cm+ kikimorae (pointy)

>>44670323
Recycled protein. Hint: it's not from the neighbors.

Are Beelzebubs assfags? I don't want her to say "imagine the smell" every time I bend over

>>44670345
Get yourself a beelzebub that isn't a terminally online faggot then

>>44670291
I suppose we'll just have to agree to disagree on methods, ruffian.
As much as I want to continue, I have to go for a few hours. It's been fun, anon

>>44670361
Suppose we can call a temporary truce
Been fun for me as well.

>>44670370
what monstergirl enjoys scalp massages the most

>>44668949
look at that goat

>>44670355
isn't that their whole schtick?

>>44670464
No?

>>44670380
Kejourou quite like them.

>>44670409

'Foolish mortal' is a weird pet name but I'm into it.

>>44670585
I mean think about it, they're filthy, don't hunt in packs, and will eat literally anything. They're unpopular too, so them being terminally online makes perfect sense

>>44670642
>don't hunt in packs
i'm not so sure

>>44670605
NOOOOOO THATS NOT REALISTIIIIIIIIC

>>44667661
>Be acquaintances or friends with a Mindflayer
>She one day asks you if you'd like to see her daughters or even outright asks you if you're single and offers one of her daughters as your new girlfriend
>you are excited and eager to meet her cute daughters
>Miss Mindflayer brings a water basin full of... cephalopod- no, tadpoles???
>"Oh! I probably should have told you. Infant Mindflayers come in the form of these little cuties. We put these little cutie pies in the faces of the boys they like and they slowly grow into the adolescent forms that look more like mine. I assure you it's fine!"
>you somehow see the "tadpoles" suddenly start swimming together and trying to merge?
>The Mindflayer mom notices it and scolds her children
>"HEY HEY! WHAT DID I TELL YOU GIRLS!? NO FORMING!!! Only one of you will be with this young man! None of you are going to merge into a Neothilid just so you can all have him for yourselves!"
>Mindflayer mom looks back embarrassed
>"Ehe! Sorry about that! They don't usually misbehave or act like this."

>>44670664

>>44670636

Mana is stored in the hat.

>>44670759
Where isn't mana stored?

>>44667661

Oh deer.

Has Dr. Lich finally gone too far?

>>44670806
who got fur in my slime

>>44670806
My dog is melting!

>>44670642
>They're unpopular too
Well no shit. A vast majority of the monster girls in MGE are unpopular by thread standards.

i wish to piss off a haku by getting the answer mathematically but not showing my work on the same page but on way different pages so she has to jump around and I'll even make it maze like with dead ends that call her stupid for falling for it

>>44670899
i'd be fine with hanging out in a charybdis's home with her and her freeloading scylla roommate

>>44670084
the slimey stuff off of a mindflayer's tentacles

>holst gf
>havent fucked yet
>her milk production is in overdrive because she's really fucking horny
>refuse to milk her, causing her breasts to grow gigantic
>her demands of sex went to begging and then to pleading
>"please anon! if you dont fuck me then i wont even be able to walk!"
>"sorry lass, gotta tend to the farm"
>anon walks out the door
>the holst struggles to lift her breasts up off the couch to slowly go after him
>later
>anon finally comes back to the house
>cant open the door
>"ms holst?"
>"y-yeah?"
>"are you blocking the door"
>"..."
>"well?"
>"yes..."
>"can you get up?"
>"cant. use the backdoor..."

>>44670940
there should be more PSAs about the dangers of fox milk

>>44670940
Rev up those Foxes, because I'm the mood for some mofu

>>44670912
I just wish Charybdis wasn't a fucking barnacle loli.

Any girl can be anything you want, if you just believe.

>>44670948
okay

>>44670965
Not canon
Not canon
save me, wondercat.

>>44670965
Objective upgrade.

>>44670969
a dash of hex maniac goes a long way

>>44670937
At this point you gotta milk her, or you're gonna have an entire room blocked off because it's filled with tits. How do you get rid of all that excess milk though, moving it by bucket seems unreasonable.

>>44670974
adding a dash of creep to any monster makes an monster better

kinda need to be held by a cheshire rn i think

petting ms shoggoth and listening to her purr

>>44671012
>pov: the restaurant forgot the fried tofu in your takeout order

>>44671015
Strong dragon maid.

I want to be bit

>>44671053
:^)

>>44649078
>>44654724

>>44671053
>>44671084
Chesh is the type of girl to yell nigger in a crowded movie theater

>>44671090
ambient tom energy rising to unsafe levels

>>44671090
>s-scientifically speaking, my strength would be an excellent compliment to your cuteness in the event we have offspring...

>>44671090
I want to marry this dork

>>44671090
Do you think she's flustered now? Try pushing the hair out of her eyes and making her look you in the eye directly

>>44671090
this cute dork shall bear my autistic young and shall be the dorkiest dorks to ever dork

>>44671090
I will hide her glasses and watch her Velma her way around the house

>>44671108
who keeps ordering all these gacha fish?

>>44671135
>jinko daughter comes home with the boy from next door again
>have to tell her again that she can't just kidnap people because they "have a genetically favorable phenotype"

>>44654770

>>44670980
It’s not even that. The original Charybis profile has always kind of annoyed me because because they’re played as being timid little waifs. I enjoy that image because similar to how dangerous the mythological Charybdis was by reputation, Charyboobis up there looks like the kind of mamano to spot a ship/scent out her ideal man and generate a whirlpool because she’s gotta get that dick.

I guess what I’m trying to say is I don’t like passivity in mamano.

>>44671161
>tfw their papa has to teach them how he got their dork mom
>and how to apply while being autist and not fuck it up

>>44671176
Satan more like Sloth

Because she's fat

>>44671169
>Danger, Wight has engaged Oh Ho ho, her powerlevels are increasing rapidly, I must hurry and learn to drift lest she defeat me in this 'Mario Kart'

>>44671185
Not fat enough if you ask me

>>44671190
Kill them all, Alice. You know you want to.

>>44671171
pretty spot on. if my ship is getting splintered i'd at least want a woman who's confident about it

>>44671169
>be adventurer
>have garbage gear, forced to take the worst quests on the guild board
>wight knight has taken a liking to you anyways
>refuse her offers to party out of pride
>she shows up anyways to save you when you get in over your head
>does her "OH HO HO" laugh before she swoops in to save you
>demands a kiss on the cheek for her services
>now have a Pavlovian grimace response whenever you hear the laugh

I don't feel too good... I-I think I'm... I'm g-gonna ALICE

>>44671256
Many such cases

>>44671256
That demon lord looks incredibly excited at having had sex with the hero. I bet she's already thinking up baby names.

>>44670686
I WILL NOT TAKE THE MINDFLAYER TADPOLE!

I WILL NOT TAKE THE MINDFLAYER TADPOLE!

I WILL NOT TAKE THE MINDFLAYER TADPOLE!
I WILL NOT TAKE THE MINDFLAYER TADPOLE!

I WILL NOT TAKE THE MINDFLAYER TADPOLE!

I WILL! NOT! TAKE! THE MINDFLAYER TAAAAAAADPOOOOOLE!!!!!!!

>>44670686
>. We put these little cutie pies in the faces of the boys they like
Horrific but hilarious.

>>44671090
Absolute impregnation.

>>44671161
She's kidnapping boys already? You should be proud. You somehow shoved so much dork into her genetics that you've made her immune to spilling her spaghetti.

>>44671295
>you
>I find you attractive
>you will be my husband
>I am stronger than you, and will restrain you if you do not agree to marry me

>>44671303
i like when jinkos secure a mate in preparation of mating season so there's a somewhat awkward platonic period before estrus hits

Truly the desires of the monsters are as inscrutable as monsters are beautiful. You might as well try to read a foreign language backwards when trying to understand them.

>>44671341
! !