/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44646753
Deerie me!

>>44646735
Slav accents in fiction tend to be just a shitty imitation of Russian accent.

I want to strip a monstergirl

>>44646769
russia number wan

>>44646769
Well yeah, because of the Cold War.

>>44646775
Don't talk about that country, you'll summon... them

>>44646793
i'll fuck both them ruskie and pole kikis, American cock conquers all

>>44646793
why is kiki in her pajamas

>>44646805
kiki is always ready for battle

Kiki are perfect wetnurses

>>44646753
League of Legends

>tfw no kiki momster gf

>>44646816
Those paws aren't always the most dexterous of things.

>>44646851
Death

>>44646851
The verdict is death by snu-snu

never ask your kiki about the mysterious accordion noises coming from her room at night

>>44646888
She can try.

>>44646816
Flipping Anubis' loincloth

>>44646897
What about the hardbass noises?

>>44646897
Only if you have a Serbian Kiki.

>>44646905
Good lord i love yordles so much
Literally one of the only good things about the entire game

>>44646908
>Flipping Anubis' loincloth
Careful which nubis you target with that tactic

>>44646936
Just wait until she's off duty.

>>44646936
Now she's just in honk honking range

>>44646936
>big dum dum dog won't realize that this annoying tourist is interested in her
>meanwhile the msgk priestess womanlet dog isn't even noticed by anyone because she's an angry flattie

>>44646930
That, neko (Chinese version) and urgot

>>44646953
It is your duty to give daily chest massages to flatties to grow and fatten up their breasts.

>>44646930
This shit game woefully needs a non-shit fox waifu

Uma delicia

Enjoying a nice bowl of ice cream on a hot day with your anubis wife!

this isn't related to anything, but does anyone know why when 4chanx tries to redirect dead /jp/ images to the archive, it sends me to a 404 link?

>>44646936
What if the pharaoh ordered me to do it?

>>44646994
You'll need to show her the correct paperwork.

>>44646986
Too small

>>44646851
OK?

>>44646936
imma grab her tits and honk 'em

>>44646994
>tfw pharaoh ordered you to impregnate her oblivious and autistic anubis guard

Remember lolicons of /mgt/ its your God given duty to make, distribute, and enforce the wearing of weighted hats for the purpose of keeping shorties short

>>44647000
But she doesn't use paperwork she uses her voice!

>wake up before dragon wife
>try to get out of bed
>still asleep, she grabs your arm and starts mumbling that they won't take her treasure

Listen to the voice that tells you to bring about symbiosis with another species of females anon.

>>44647053
yeah ok

>>44646993
I've noticed this as well, might be something wrong on the archives side or its simply not actually saving the image anymore. You could probably just open the archive site itself to view it though its a bit of a pain isn't it?

>>44647053
I'm not falling for that again.

>>44647048
>lean in close
>whisper, 'treasure hunters are here, watch out!'
Your arm may break from her grabbing you tightly but it will be worth it

>>44647084
Oh God oh no please, not the necrussy

>>44647069
Excellent!

>>44647084
You can trust Ayre though, the only thing that will be made whole is your bond.

>>44647053
>>44647084
>>44647095
>Necromorphs, the flood, and tyranids
What other horrifying monster girls can we encounter in deep space?

>>44647098
>fuck you and fuck your marker!
>"your terms are... acceptable"

>>44647115
meant for >>44647084

>>44647110
Photino Birds

>>44647110
>>44647115
It's a reference to Armored Core 6.

>>44647070
The images are saved in the archive, the redirect is just pointing to the wrong place for some reason. It's kind of a pain to have to go to an archived post and open the image there.

>>44647128
>Dark matter alien who is practically a literal God compared to you
>Wants you to call her "mommy"

>>44647034
>autistic anubis
Why did you say Anubis twice?

You bastards lied to me! You told me Mamono and the demon realms as a whole never have a modern military!!! Now I'm being laser tagged for a Mamono airforce air strike!

>>44647231
>Eros jets blasting Free bird while they drop pink phosphorus on a crowd of Anons who refuse to love and be loved

>long day at work
>falling asleep on the train home
>hags on either side of me start using me for tug-of-war to see whose shoulder I fall asleep on

>>44647272
futa sex with Dhibi foxx...

>>44647231
No, we told you they never needed a modern military. Big difference.

Reminder to give undeads the proper pounding!

>>44647272
Pretty good futa on male doujin

>>44647272
I need me a feral kitsune wife

>>44647293
>that pale creepy womanlet
>her creepy pervy smile
fuck I'm fodder for the creepy basement dwelling monsters aren't I?

>>44647296
MGE Canon Friendly™

>>44647305
Unironically correct.

>>44647310
based KC bans futa on female but leaves (You)r backdoor open

>>44647272
>>44647277
>>44647296
>>44647305
>>44647310
back to your raid discord

>>44647317
Official stance was 'it could happen, but I'll never mention it in offcial lore' was it not?

>>44647293
>reanimated amazon informs you that she's a package deal, and will only marry you if you promise to love the dorky lich who raised her too

>>44647300
Basements are good for your skin care,away from the harmful sun rays

But yes,the dragon comes as a freebie

>>44647330
More or less yes.
As long as it's specifically on male (and said male is her husband) then it's definitely happening somewhere in MGE world.

Someone mentioned kappa ass at the end of the last thread and now it's on my mind too

>>44647293
Movie nights sounds fun with this setup, Lich on your lap and anon on the dragon zombie lap using her boobs as a headrest

>>44647330
Yes the official stance was a usual "polite japanese no", but homosexual SHITTEDfags will grasp for any scrap of filth to troll.

>>44647353
>"polite japanese no"
Nah, what KC meant is
>everything between mamono and her (male) husband goes, except for cuckshit

>>44647349
Technically that post was about Kappa slapping (You)r ass, but this is good too.

>>44647349
Try to pull my shirikodama out and I will fuck her ass in revenge.

>>44647337
and that choco vanilla threesme would be delicious

Should I pledge allegiance to the succubi or the fox kingdom?

>>44647367
>>44647349
That was me. What I mentioned was if Dormice want Chads, then Kappa would want dudes who looked like E. Honda for maximum ass slap grindset. Let the other turtle women know she belongs to you with a DOSUKOI that leaves a big red palm print on one of her cheeks.

>>44647405
Whats their tax plans?

>>44647406
If I misunderstood, then I still say it's hot when a monster wife slaps her husband's ass.

>>44647418
You pay in levels, all of them.

Did you know that over 99% of ALICE related injuries are caused by a lack of ALICE?
Enjoy your ALICE today!

>>44647444
I-is that... Alice?!

>>44647435
Kappa sumo is customary for them to slap the ass of each other to determine the compatibility of the spouse. Due to this, men work on their glutes for the sloots because nothing gets them leaking through their fundoshi quicker than a man's ass who when slapped at 88 mamano hands per hour is as unyielding as a rock.

Meanwhile, the ideal Kappa ass has noticeable shockwaves when pounded or slapped.

>>44647405
fuzzy hands

>>44647444
is it normal mine alice is thrice my size and has mammiaries that could a feed a village and massive ass and thighs?

>>44646753
Reminder that buying weapons is a waste of money if you're going after high level monsters. You can almost guarantee her lair will contain a weapon that she's specifically weak against and is way better than anything you could have found before that point.

>>44647466
>her lair will contain a weapon that she's specifically weak against
Yeah, after she captures me and takes me back to her comfy playce that is.

>>44647466
cock is the only spear you need for monsters

>>44647485
Sounds like a win to me

>>44646905

>>44647450
Yes! Look upon my work in despair!
>>44647463
Ah, I see you invested in a deluxe Alice-mama model. Careful, those are not for novices when it comes to ALICEing!

>>44646905
>>44647508
Fuck off back to /vg/ you subhuman faggots.

>>44647525
for you
https://files.catbox.moe/swz1sy.jpg

>>44647466
But my fists/magic are my weapon

>>44647517
so what do i need to know so I can ALICE safely

>>44647529
why that cat got such a fat ass

also tits

Being an undead comedian is great, you can knock 'em dead and leave 'em in stitches.
You also get cancelled for necrophobic remarks

>>44647444
Will she drink a giant potion and tuck me in a playhouse like an action figure?

Post yetis

>>44647503
That is the plan.

So uh...

This is a mighty dragon huh?

>>44647649
yes she is perfectly american

>>44647574
You see anon, a deluxe ALICEMAMA like the one you have releases ALICE radiation at a rate of 4.3 rotogens a minute. This induces chills, shivers, erections lasting longer then 4 hours, and feverlike symptoms in doses around 10,000 rotogens.
Unlike most ALICE models where the dosages are radically less of only .2 Rotogens an hour receiving ALICE in such high doses will require constant vigilance of your ALICE. There is no way to block ALICE radiation within 100ft of a bonded ALICE.

You see this ALICE radiation is the reason why ALICE models don't use seduction magic and remain innocent, in your case the ALICEMAMA model will naturally try to treat you as a son or little brother. This will not last however, as your condition gets worse your ALICE will panic and fall into her seductive state where she will 'treat' you the only way she knows how, lots of nursing handjobs and lovey dovey sex. Fortunely, the only known cure for ALICE radiation is sex with your bonded ALICE. She will forget about the sex, as all ALICE do before they go to wonderland, so be prepared for pampering and relapsing into your condition withing 7-8 business days.

>>44647586
Because artists have terrible taste.

>>44647593
Whats the penalty for pounding a corpse?

>>44647666
Wonderland is British, she's a British dragon!

>>44647599
Wouldn't that require you to drink a miniaturization potion so you'd fit in the playhouse?

>>44647649
My taste in women changes a little more every time I see this jabber

>no darkmage wife to do experiments on me
Portals when?

You're looking very cute for someone in snuggling distance, sleepy mouse

>>44647670
i need alicemama, and i need her NOW

>>44647695
It makes you want to avoid egocentric women who are twice your height and several times your weight, right?

>>44647670
i love panties

>>44647670
>Get to watch mama/onee-san alice make excuses to herself and struggle to grapple with the guilt of sexing her son/little bro over and over again
>never becomes casual or jaded, always tells you its for your own good and begs you to forgive her like it's the first time she's doing it every time
i understand why people like alice now

>>44647649
instant loss to burg

>>44647762
Everytime I think about a woman twice as tall as me sitting on my face I remember the square cube law and get scared

Monsters with maximum love attack but zero love defense stat

>>44647801
Ghouls!

which mg is the ultimate pleb filter?

>>44647801
Hourai

>>44647819
Horse and bug.

>>44647801
love does piercing damage anyway

>>44647762
you know that thing cats do when they notice you're trying to do something and start climbing all over you/the thing you're trying to do and annoying you so you pay attention to them?
You should do that to dragons

>>44647819
Baphos, witches, and humpty eggs

>>44647825
Horse pussy is the gateway drug to realizing you are less into the top half than you want to pretend.

>>44647762
nope it makes harder and wsh to fuck them then sleep on top of them

>>44647819
Shoggy

>>44647881
shogloaf again?

>>44647801
Ogre

>>44647889
Every day until you like it, just like 4chan!

>Tell a monster that her rules are stupid and that's not how love works after she calls you her husband (you said excuse me to her on the bus and made one second of eye contact after she started directly at you for your entire bus ride)
>Next day she brings a Demon lawyer to tell you that it actually does work that way and reads an entire 20 page legal precedent where a man had to marry a Shirohebi because he asked if she needed any help while he was working at a grocery store

>>44647853
Or that you have an all consuming back fetish

>>44647911
If foot fetish exists that can too.

>>44647911
i'm just saying thighs are thought-provoking

>>44647881
>>44647889
>>44647900

>>44647920
thighs are normal. They are a framing to the hips which are the most conventional thing to be attracted to. Seeing flat lolis with no tits at all though, that's weird shit.

>>44647932
bah, meant hips.

>>44647932
>Seeing flat lolis with no tits at all though, that's weird shit.
Well yeah, that's why lolis have always been considered a fetish, as it's attraction to non-secondary sexual characteristics

>>44647889
>>44647923
You should eat shogloaf everyday, it's good for you.

>>44647949
it do be

What would a shog do if you said you wanted normal pizza?

>>44647993
i'm not sure if your normal is the same as shogs normal

>>44647993
Hope you like shoggeroni

>>44647993
Shoguini

>>44647649
The absolute state of this fat dragon

What monster would be most likely to abuse the "saving their animal counterpart means you're destined for the animal's monster family counterpart". Something like saving a cat means you got a Jinko knocking on your door wanting to "repay" your efforts. Or letting a spider out means you come home to an Ushi-Oni trying (poorly) to make you a nice meal as thanks.

>>44648071
The Neko one would 100% abuse it

>>44648081
Nekomatas aren't playing fair, they just pretend to be stray kittens hiding next to the dumpsters so men working dead-end retail jobs feel bad and take them home!

>>44648105
https://files.catbox.moe/foqpmy.png

>>44648105
>nekomata tricks a fox loving man
>within a month her tail is starting to puff up
foxoplasmosis is a very serious disease, and proper steps should be taken to avoid it by beast girls.

>>44647837
should you?

>>44648066
Gazer is a good friend listening to her friend vent. I know this is a romance setting, but monsters probably make great friends to one another and that warms my heart.

>>44648110
nipple dangerously within sucking range

>>44648132
Funnily enough most of the art of the two has them fighting and bickering. They're the kind of friends that everyone sees arguing yet they still always seem to be together.

>>44647762
Y-yeah, gross, ha ha

>>44648153
She should win those arguments by sitting her fat ass down on Gazer's face and establishing dominance.

>>44648197
The old spicy noodle, seems gazer chan has been getting tips from cheshire.

>>44648085
oh that can't be for me, she must be looking for someone else and wants me to send a message.

>>44648197
I didn't know an eyestalk could look so... smug

>>44647827
And gets serious multipliers against anyone suffering the loneliness status effect.

>>44648125
>bug a dragon while she's counting her hoard
>she rapes you until you're too exhausted to move
>goes back to working

>>44648229
I still have enough energy to grab the tip of her tail

>>44648229
This is the most popular category of videos on Dragonia's porn sites

>>44648243
... She supposes, in her beneficence, she could allow you to cuddle her while she counts. Baka.

>>44647649
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

>>44648243
>still mustering enough energy to prod at her
>she suddenly sweeps you up in one of her wings, holding you close against her body
>kisses you chastely on the forehead
>'go to sleep.'
>keeps counting

Squid milk.

>somebody order a mint chocolate hag?

>>44647649
>ms. wock is a grand mage
>every apprentice she's ever gotten has ran away
>down in the dumps about it
>ready to go and cancel her mentor membership at the mage's guild
>but then she gets a new apprentice: the glutton kot
hilarious hijinks between two fatties, sold at a /d/ comic store near you!

>>44648379
best flavor

>>44648360
supremely cozy

>>44648395
Dragon's can't ever find out that they can get any man they want by putting them into a wing burrito and warming them up.

>>44648229
>She drags you onto the softest part of the pile
>Before you pass out you hear her say "my newest and greatest treasure"

>>44648348
Stop making the wocks self-conscious.

>>44648418
wock bullying (evil) is balanced out by wock marriage of the bully (righteous)

>>44648418
>jabber puts different color lipstick on all her tentacles and mouth to cover you in a rainbow of kissmarks

>>44648362
supremely suckable

Beware cats

>>44647895
This is true, they are very weak to kisses.

>>44648427
stop it, you're appealing to my niche kiss mark fetish.

>>44648444
maybe the ocean depths aren't so scary with ms kraken around

>>44648466
kiss sluts are obvious to monsters on sight. you never had a chance

>>44648444
ARE THOSE

>>44648491
n-no, please don't take me away... i didn't realize... officer, i swear...

>>44648491
poseidons girls always win the wet t-shirt contest

>>44648418
Please don't respond to the spammer

>>44648466
>>44648444
>squid covering you in sucker marks to claim you as her own
>monster suckers make marks that look like a kiss

>>44648418
>>44648466
GARGANTUAN OBESE VORE BEAST!

>>44648466
this is a wonderland cow

I never understood why Ms wock gets called a big fat vore monster when we literally have a vore monster

Sidenote, I have become more and more open to the idea of a sandworm wife, and I am not happy about it

Lilim appreciation post, druella. That is all.

>>44648791
Don't worry, I'm sure she has enough defense to make up for it.

MFs be all: "Monstergirls be better world leaders and rightfully punish evil politicians and billionaire secret societies."

But I want to know how mamono would have to deal with environmentalists (the whole stop using and stop eating meat type of idiots) AND Cyclists.

>>44648824
>spoiler
They don't deserve happiness. Some people are beyond redemption.

>>44648824
eh, that's their problem. i'm bailing through the portals

>>44648824
these people are more annoying than harmful, anon. i don't know that anything needs to be done about them

>>44648824
I think environmentalists wouldn't have to worry with dryads and elementals cleaning things up.

>>44648824
Sick of vegans/environmentalists? Don't worry - the sylphs, nymphs, dryads and so on found their efforts very romantic and dragged them away into the forests, willingly or not.
Never to be seen again.
cyclists are dragged to royal makai and pogrom'd

touhou fox

>>44648740
Is sandworm big?
No, she's colossal.

Is sandworm fat?
No, she's a lean, skilled hunter.

Does she vore people?
Not really. She just holds them in her mouth.

Is she a monster?
A heckin' adorable one!

So we'll call sandworm a COLOSSAL, LEAN, ORAL MONSTER!

>>44648896
>Alraunes actively encouraging people to eat more meat

>>44648427
>three way multicolored blowjob from wock that leaves your dick looking like a rainbow popsicle
>one of her tentacles is particularly enthusiastic and sloppy about the entire thing, also cuddles around you afterwards and affectionately rubs against you for the rest of the night

>>44648824
>vegans
forcefed meat dishes by trolls and other similarly doting monsters until opinion changes.
>"too much carbon!"/"too much litter!"
dragged into the forest
>spoiler
taken my monsters that will ensure most of their time is spent staying sedentary, so that they may never torment the roads again.

Plant girls want you to pollute more. More CO2 is better for them. That's what they breathe in.

If alraunes, liliraunes, barometz, and co. could drive, they'd drive the biggest, most obnoxious trucks that spit out ridiculous amounts of smoke.

>Go to a restaurant with your jade-like handsome human to eat
>Suddenly, a wild Lilim appears!
>"Hey you, the most handsome out of this flowerfield with skin fair enough to cause nations to fall! Come to my mansion so I can fuck you, as for the rest, you can have them, my followers!"
>Lilim tries to grab hubby but murder hobo Jinko interferes, lilim gets irritated as fuck and shouts like a retard
>"YOU ARE COURTING DEATH!"
>Onlookers gossip about "there is no way this weak-looking kot could possibly beat the young master, the match is already decided! No need to even look!"
>Murder hobo jinko protag kills lilim in one paw, all the onlookers go "HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!? She beat the young master! That can't possibly be! Who is that gal?"
>Old tanuki, seemingly a beggar, but actually one of the strongest daoists in the world, who watches at the scene amused, scoffs at the now dead lilim
>"She had eyes but couldn't see mount Tai."
>Suddenly the voice of the young master's sister, who is the Sectmaster of Sect X resounds through the entire city
>"HOW DARE YOU KILL MY SISTER! THERE WILL BE NO RECONCILIATION! I'LL MURDER YOU, ALL YOUR PREVIOUS 10 GENERATIONS AND ALL THE DOGS AND HENS AT YOUR HOME!"
>Murder hobo jinko protag goes on to wipe out the entire Sect X because of "MUH by the roots!"
>As murder hobo is about to strike down the sect master, the sect master cries
>"Fool! Our X sect is just small fry in comparison to the sect we are subordinate to, which is the Druella’s sect, who are in turn subordinate to the Maou clan! You'll never have a peaceful life again!"
>Murder hobo jinko shrugs
>"Just more targets to KILL!"
>And so murder hobo protag finishes off the sectmaster and gets into conflict with Druella’s sect (and later Maou clan, because MUH progressive powerlevels)
>All these events took a long time to describe but actually happened in an instant
t. 99% of mist continent cultivation shit.

>>44649042
Too bad. I'm going to make my carbon footprint as small as possible!

>>44649042
>see a diesel pickup with a hose snaking from the exhaust
>feeds into a gasmask that the alarune diver is wearing

>>44649083
I really want her truck to have "HIGH ON LIFE" written on both sides.

>>44649078
The most intelligible mist continent wuxia trash. Already won 48 literature awards

>>44649042
is she a thirsty little flower

>>44649096
With that much CO2, she's quite voluptuous

Imagine the typical zipangu light novel

>>44649140
>I’m a level 1 virgin succubus and a human from another world got summoned in front of me and I raped him and now he is my husband?!

>>44649150
>Im a neet and I summoned my oshii but he is now a shota and he can solo everything but is a damn tease
>I rezzed a man and he's from another world and is lewd
>I woke up and found my husband as a living stuffed doll
>I raised my husband but he's too HOT

>>44649140
>write story about a guy who willingly submits to a dragon for the chance to polish her scales and tell her how beautiful she is
>first issue gets into the top five manga in Dragonia
It's too easy sometimes. I'm going to make even more when I do a book signing for those dumb lizards next month.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, boni the oni...
send help, the ministry of oni affairs has me

>>44649273
Black scales means she's a grade A virgin dork

>>44649140
I tried summoning a husband from another world but instead I summoned a fussy shota neet?!

>>44649150

>Lilim that likes taking men, dropping them front of monster girls who go "tfw no bf" and watching things unfold.

>>44649262

>>44649307
stupid sexy port needs horn rubbing correction

>>44649319
Undoubtedly

>>44646753

Oh cool, image spam time.

Look at this normal human woman, isn't it how refreshing how non-monsterous she is? I'll try asking her on a date, since I hate monsters she is perfect!

>>44649460
Oh no, a heavy wind has picked up!

>>44647612
Yetis

>>44649467
>>44649460

>>44649631
What a dork

>>44649641
Yes

Dullahans are easy bully targets.

>>44649656
Cute!

>>44649668
Yes

Imagine a Kejourou x Dullahan hybrid. Now losing her head isn't much of a hindrance since it can be fully autonomous

>>44649716
Wait. WAIT. This would work well for mindflayer, too. FUCK!

>>44649716
Head walking around the spider from the thing one with her hair

>>44647710
Rub her tummy

>>44649737
Or crawling along the ceiling.

i saw a fox on the side of the road today

What ifdullakej is not a dullahan who lost her head, but has lost her body, and gets around making an approximation of her body out of hair?

Actually, thinking about it, Kej really has a lot going for her. Secret hair onahole hairjobs in class without even having to undo your pants.

>>44649764
did she trick you?

>>44649803
no. it just sort of watched me for a while then ran off
it was cool. i dont get to see foxes very often

>>44649858
This is why I keep a tofu offering handy.

>>44649858
>no. it just sort of watched me for a while then ran off
>fox scouted out her prey and ran off to tell the rest of the shrine
poor anon

>>44649692
wew

>>44649858
>no. it just sort of watched me for a while then ran off
definitely a kitsune
prepare your body

>>44649858
You better have an offering for that fox next time you cross paths. If you can't into tofu, Hamburgers are also acceptable.

>>44649925
It's important to teach a Dullahan's body self-control

Because otherwise they'll just start masturbating in public next to their boyfriend if they head gets knocked off and that just isn't done

>>44649800
Even better, since her hair can absorb your cum, she can give you hairjobs without leaving a trace. Won't make too much noise either. Really the only reason she'd need to undress you is for baby-making sex.
>Kej sits next to you
>Sends some hair down your back, chest and shoulders
>It writhes around, gently caressing you
>Slips a very small amount of hair into your pants
>And around your dick, moving slowly
>She scoots closer to you, giggling
>A lot of people around
>From the outside it just looks like the two of you are just sitting together
>No one suspects anything.
>Running her hand through your hair she playfully advises against making too much noise
>But the increased speed of her hairjob isn't helping.
>Finally you ejaculate, the kej lets out a happy sigh and after a moment releases you from the hairjob, for now.
>She stands up, pulling you up with her.
>The hair around your torso is still there, though.
>Actually she's added a little more to it overtime.
>She smiles as you realize she has no intention of letting you go.

>>44646767
That's one spiky caraprace

>>44649965
Going through puberty with a childhood kej friend must be heavenly hellish.

>>44648824
>cyclists
Much better than car owners.

>>44649885
do you think they'd really do that? do you think a bunch of foxes would gang up on one guy like that?

>>44650023
>Always so affectionate
>Wrapping you up and hugging you
>Your family and hers are good friends with each other
>Things seem to be changing little by little as you both go through puberty
>She can't help but notice the way you quickly try to cover your crotch sometimes...

>>44650059
Yes, on one hand you can say he is handsome enough to attract all those foxes, but on the other hand those foxes will dog pile (you) if given the chance

Elemental or Slime?

>>44650084
Slime

imagine a jabber alice

Where is the mana stored?

>>44650162
In the hat.

Do Alps change their names after transitioning?

>>44650188
WRONG

THAT'S WRONG

>>44650162
Mana isn't real

>>44650196
um, is it- i-is it in the breasts, sensei?

>>44650196
But Miss Haku said it was stored in the hat and she's never wrong.

>>44650196
>>44650216
Yes! Mana is in fact stored in the "hat".

>>44650196
Ms. Dark Mage's apprentice is never going to learn magic at this rate...

>>44650216
Wrong

>>44650237
heh. boob hat

>>44650263
It's no joking matter.

>>44647853
beware of seedy butt-in-wall centaur parlors

>44647110
>44647084
>44647070
>44647053
It's all so fucking tiresome.

ded

>>44649803
She's throwing up gang signs!

>>44650364
Based anon refused the NPC pills

>>44650040
I don’t care how much you larp Ms. Dragon, I’m not going out on the road with my easily-grabbable shoulders exposed.

I miss when I had more energy to do stuff
I dont need a cuddle form a bogey, I need to be lit of fire be a hinezumi

>>44650040
>dragons have a mysterious affinity for cars
>nobody knows why

>>44649078
Lame! Where are the flying swords!? It never is a Wuxia or Ancient Chinese mythology moment if there aren't any Flying Swords involved.

>>44650420
>getting called a slut by dragons while cycling in Dragonia

I want to have a dramatic fight with a salamander
the kind that we can tell our kids

>>44650384
I will take my medication and make kiki proud

>>44650500
Sad, kiki wants to turn you into a soulless wagie just like herself

so you got most demon realms for the regual SUCC
dragonia for the lizards
the ocean palace for the fish
wonderland for the druggies
the mist for the chinks
and zipangu for the japs
Whats next on our world tour?

>>44650506
We go to MGE brazil for the monkeys

>>44650499
>anon made the mistake of fighting her in her volcanic hometown
>forgets he’s not lavaproof as she gets the high ground
>stuck as a cumpump in a full-body cast until Ms. Lich finishes her healing potion in a few days

>>44650504
No, it's just I want to strive to improve myself for her sake. I wanna be a better person for her.

>>44650499
What kinda stage though?
>big arena
>battle feild
>lonly bridge at night time
>that one stage from Streetfighter with grass and the lighting

>>44650539
Nah, it’s gonna be an intervention. Miss Sally has a drinking problem.

>>44650539
>that one stage from Streetfighter with grass and the lighting
Fuckin... I would if only for the music

>>44650539
The millenium tower
>Anon only lost because tradition has both fighters be topless

>>44650539
For me? It's Moonlit Wilderness from Tekken 5 where Anna Williams sat on Lee Chaolan's back, spanked him and told him to squeal like a pig, awakening something in me

>>44650539
>Nerdmander
>Epic match of Age of Empires
>7 hours long, no pauses
>Squeak out a victory against her

>>44650653
What civ did you play? What civ did she pl-It was Goths, wasn't it?

>>44650506
The future cyberdystopia for regular monstergirls but with more neon

>>44650668
She played Goths.
I played Britons.

>>44650681
Carried again by my English longbows. I hope you spammed the you played 2 hours to die like this voice line

>>44648824
Cyclists of america suck because american bikes arent meant for american cities, and vice versa. Plus they go on highways and arterial roads where the required speed is higher than their cruising average, which goes against everything roads stand for.
In Europe, there are small cities with more slower roads where biking is better than cars, and dutch bikes exist to make the trip comfortable, AND because of the infrastructure bikers just take the train or the bus to faraway cities instead of clogging up highways. But then again, it's fucking europe, has its own host of problems that the states dont. But mamono will fix everything, with magic, because its magic i aint gotta explain shit.

Have some ant to go with all these words

>>44650798
That ant looks like a man with tits.

>>44650798
I like this ant, she can do it all!

>For the last time, I'm not your "brain wife". I'm not in your head, I'm right here, just incorporeal.
>This is the fault of that giant robot game, isn't it?

>>44650902
Giant robot?

>>44650921
Armored Core 6, there's a particular character that can qualify as a Monstah.

>>44650681
There's never really any doubt when it comes to Salamanders picking Goths. Their melee combat autism means they'll always pick an infantry civ and shun archer ones, they think cavalry units are unfair because "it's a 2v1 fight with the horse and rider teaming up", they disdain naval and siege combat, and they don't go Aztec because that's the Ocelomeh's shtick.

>Anon are you thinking about those robots again?

>>44650963
No Lucy, I'm thinking about my beautiful Coral wife Ayre!

>>44650984
>wife
I thought it was funnier to think of her and Walter as divorced parents fighting over custody. Walter keeps asking if she's been trying to talk to you while Ayre disapproves of the career path Walter is taking you down. And then there's your stepmother Carla. I just wanted to play with my living armored core friend.

>>44650930
Neat, I like mechs
>>44650963
A kaiju is fine too

>>44646753

>>44651148
woah, scary

Facial tongue bath from an anubis or a kikimora. Which of these two would you pick for this?

>>44651176
Anubis—I feel like Miss Kiki would make it weird and sexual while Miss Anubis would stay professional and businesslike.

>>44651187
Will you attempt to lick her tongue as she licks your lips? Ya know, steal a kiss from her?

>>44651148
>bulldyke, negro/spic and danger hair
What's this, netflix adaptation of scooby-doo?

>>44651176
ghoul
because half the time her tongue would be bullying mine into submission

>>44651176
Tonguelets.

>>44651317
It's not about how big their tongue is; it's how they use it.

>>44651176
Anubis, extra autistic

>>44651336
That's a long tongue for a dog.

>>44651148
Begone

White foxes are the best foxes! Whiteness signifies purity and pure heart. Trust foxes with white hair and fur, they are the only ones you can trust!
Black is the color of evil. You can never trust a black haired fox, their hearts are as black as their hair.
Blonde resembles gold, it is the color of greed. These foxes will wring you dry.
Brown is the color of dirt. These foxes are smelly and lazy.
Red is the color of blood. These ones are overly aggressive and will bite and scratch you.

>>44651761
what about blue foxes?
and pink foxes?
and foxes with more then one color?
what if a fox has white tails with red tips?

>>44651794
>and foxes with more then one color?
>what if a fox has white tails with red tips?
Deceivers
Absolutely do not trust.
Only pure white foxes can be trusted.
>pink
Overly needy.
>blue
Either cold-hearted second only to the black ones or dull and depressing.

>>44651862
Making a rainbow with my harem of foxes

>>44651761
>>44651862
imagine being a shit-furred nonwhite.

>>44651761
I am interested. Where can I inquire more about these white foxes?

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white-furred kits

>>44651983
they have been notified of your interest and will arrive at you home in a few hours. resistance is futile

shorks are the coolest dorks

I only trust really big foxes

>>44650364
>I hate everything but mge
just say it.

>>44652212
how beeg we talking? face to tits or standing cunnilingus?

Eat the rich.

>>44652396
Eat out the rich.

>>44652356
The weaponized sweater kind

>a happy boyfriend-girlfriend couple in MGE
>A Gyaru-oh then steps into the scene as he devilishly eyes on the girlfriend

You know the cartoonishly evil masculine tanned bad guys in hentai who's sole purpose and existence is to cuck betas and destroy loving happy relationships. How do they fare in MGE?

>>44651761
Blonde>Brown>Black>everything else
I like all foxes, but i like some more then others

>>44652631
Disappeared by Eros paladins

>>44652396
The social pages say she's got the biggest balls of all.

>>44652720
>sticc body
kek, angry womanlet

>>44652631
>Honey, let's go clothes shopping. I wanna see you in that "leopard print bikini, three sizes too small shirt & skirt so short the panties are visible from my height" combo
That's how I'd react to seeing a sexy pyrow gyaru flaunting her sexy bod infront of me and my wife, anyhow. Alternatively, there's the harem option, because mamono dont want to break relationships because they know first hand how important they are to other mamono, but they could settle for joining in on the fun if the couple is fine with that.

>be a young boy in Zipangu
>get bullied by other boys into throwing beans at the big scary undead oni guardian of an ancient tomb

>>44652663
Nah, that can't be. Too simplistic and makes too much sense. Surely they'd fill some niche and purpose since the Gyaru-ohs are a staple and meta part of hentai settings.

I'm being sarcastic okay? Any better way for me to convey it in text, don't need to be accused of being the current Irish bogeyman

>>44652762
Pretty sure the actual answer is that they wind up getting hung like a Ken doll courtesy of Mara.

>>44652730
Uhhmm dear Gyaru/Pyrow lover... Anon is talking about Gyaru-ohs, the Male Gyarus, who unfortunately unlike the friendly genki Gyarus. Are just often depicted as the NTR "bulls" who as the anon stated:

Who's sole purpose and existence (in hentai settings or some standard anime romance settings) is to be the morally repugnant assholes who cuck the "beta males" by stealing the girlfriend and generally destroy and ruin otherwise happy loving relationships.

>>44652747
>...Please stop that.

>>44652810
Ah, then it sounds like this "anon" in question should commit suicide at the nearest opportunity

>>44652747
>>44652825
On the bright side if you do what she says you won't have to worry about being bullied anymore.

>>44652790
Hey! Don't besmirch Ken's name with stupid hentai/shitty anime drama tropes who's character purpose is to be cheap homewreckers. Just because SOME Japanese authors and writers of NTR stories have to be the most incel of incels, single bitter men maliciously envious of other people's relationships. Or even outright woman hating sexist misogynists.

>>44652858
>>>/trash/

>>44652850
>the boy's faces when the oni comes back with little Anon in tow and starts scolding them

>>44652810
Ah
Well then he's a faggot for talking about dudes in a monstergirl thread. And doubly a faggot for mentioning the c word and "destroy happy relationships" which goes against the point of this thread (that is, discussion of happy relationships with monter girls)
I concur with the other reply, may the fag go die in a fire or be unfaggoted by a lava golem that melts all his fagginess off of him with her 1000°C-hot bod. I hear the volcanos appreciate a virgin sacrifice every now and again

I curse thee with only American p’orcs in your life

>>44653051
Anything but the human women, anything!