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44593912 No.44593912 [Reply] [Original]

This is your nurse for today.

>> No.44593952

>>44593912
Synthetic telepathy

>> No.44594001
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44594001

I need bunny love in my life.

>> No.44594002

>>44593912
Does she do prostate examinations?

>> No.44594048
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>>44594002
She's learning from Eirin!

>> No.44594095

What do you have for catching a voice in your head?

>> No.44594165

The most lewd nurse of them all. No wonder patients keep getting readmitted to Eintei for crushed pelvis.

>> No.44594202
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A bunny who's good at cancer.

>> No.44594205
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>>44593912
Dumb fucking rabbit

>> No.44594305
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Imagine downloading and incorporating into your experience knowledge, abilities, memories and senses from minds that are able to perceive on much larger scales. On top of that you have set too.
https://youtu.be/SUFSB2plwzM?si=uSNK0BdC5HKf1BC8

>> No.44594384

one prostate exam please

>> No.44594395

>>44593912
ten prostate exams please
in a row

>> No.44594491

>>44593912
My ED got cured by Reisen. 10/10 nurse.

>> No.44594879
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https://youtu.be/pgXozIma-Oc?si=AMhAYADiWLtfWyLT

>> No.44594986

>>44594002
>>44594384
>>44594395
Nobody is getting prostate exams!

>> No.44595223

>>44594986
But they're vital for health.

>> No.44595242

What would she do if I chopped off her ears?

>> No.44595246
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Conejita sexy

>> No.44595276
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>>44595242
nothing since it's fake

>> No.44600316
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>> No.44600561

>>44593912
I wish that she still had her blazer

>> No.44601496
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>> No.44601930
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44601930

The bunny prostate examiner is making out with the most dangerous button pressing, boyhole destroying finger fox! Just what would happen if you were to bump into these two?

>> No.44602062
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>>44601930
Shut the fuck up coomer trash, Reisen-tan isn't just for lewd! She is also cute and beautiful, and deserves to have her hand held!

>> No.44602173
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>>44601930
A motherly prostate exam from Ran, followed by a sisterly prostate exam from Reisen!

>> No.44602629
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44602629

>>44602062
We can hold hands after she's done playing with my ass.
>>44602173
Yes!

>> No.44603223

>>44602629
You'd hold someone's hand after it'd been in your ass?

>> No.44603451
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>> No.44603566

>>44603451
Get out.

>> No.44603578

>>44594205
Rabbit for FUCKING indeed

>> No.44603656

>>44603566
No

>> No.44605737

>>44601496
Surely Eirin has a cure for PTSD

>> No.44607278
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>>44601930
You're not only a faggot, you're also a lesbo cuck.
What a combo, anon.

>> No.44608401

>>44607278
>he doesn’t want his bitch switch violently assaulted by ran’s experienced fingers

>> No.44608416

>>44608401
>experienced
Uh

>> No.44608622

>>44605737
She does but is studying the effects of PTSD so she doesn't cure it. She also finds it funny.

>> No.44609257

>>44608416
Experience from studying biology (she has the capabilities of an advanced AI!!)

>> No.44610438
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Headpat reisen!

>> No.44612473
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44612473

Whenever I look at reisen I cant help but think how she's the biggest slut in the entirity of gensokyo. Her eyes always, always scream "SEX", like the moment the sun goes below the horizon she leaves for the club, and leaves with a man - a new one every day.

>> No.44612502

>>44612473
lies and slander

>> No.44619795
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>>44612502
Tis the truth anon
she's literally a bunny

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>>44612473
>>44612502
Reisen isn't a slut, she just gets raped every time she goes to the village to sell medicine.

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>>44621343
>y-yes sensei, he was looking at me so I met his eyes and then he smiled so i smiled then I played with my hair and unbuttoned my blouse just a little (because it was too hot) so he approached me and, uh, told me there are cute puppies at his home so I went there and into his bedroom and then, uh, he locked the door and hugged me and kissed me, uh, I was frozen with shock and then he undid my blouse and fondled my breasts and played with my hair, he made me get on my knees and suck his, uh, d-, uh, penis, and, uh, got on the bed and i tried to run but something happened and i was on top (must be the yukari or something) and he raped me so hard i literally came crazy waist power he had and then as he was still lying down he made me suck his manhood again and then as I tried to run away again i again ended up in his arms and we cuddled for hours before he raped me again and let me go. it was horrifying sensei, third time this happened this week

>> No.44622837

>>44612473
>>44619795
>>44621343
>>44621836
>>44622604
Why do you turn such a cool character into a generic moeshit slut? Don't you already have thousands of those?

>> No.44622957

>>44622837
Calm down Reisen.

>> No.44623000

>>44622837
Its funny.

>> No.44623086

>>44622837
Reisen is cool?

>> No.44623179

>>44622837
People have sex.

>> No.44623313
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I'm amazed at how it's always easy to trigger this Reisenfag, he really likes to bitch and moan about how she isn't treated with respect or something at every opportunity

>> No.44624327

>>44612473
Reisen doesn't have any children so this can't be the case

>> No.44624514
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>>44624327
>he doesn't know of the backroom abortion clinic at hourai

>> No.44624769

>>44623313
That hag is eyeing my pet bunny in a really weird way.

>> No.44625364

>>44623179
I guess me an you are not people then

>> No.44626280
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44626280

Go ahead, make my day.

>> No.44626293

>>44626280
I don't know about you Reisen, but I counted six shots just there.
And I've got a "pistol" of my own pointed right at you!

>> No.44626341
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>>44626341

>> No.44630563

>>44593912
Sorry to ruin your thread, and all your hopes and dreams of being with Reisen, but I plapped this bunny and now she's carrying a half human/half lunar bunny abomination

>> No.44631540

>>44630563
It's okay, I much prefer the master.

>> No.44632048

>>44631540
Eirin's vag is completely busted.

>> No.44632330

stupid slave bunny

>> No.44632354

>>44632048
Physically impossible, you might as well have said that the sky is strawberry jam

>> No.44632366

>>44593912
Actual worst bunny

>> No.44632636

>>44632048
Hot

>> No.44633295

>>44626341
>>44627398
Outclassed by literally everyone around her. Poor bunny. I'll let her suck me off out of pity.

>> No.44633580
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I feel so bad for Reisen due to her PTSD from serving in the Lunar war. I want to comfort her when she has episodes in the middle of the night while stroking her hair, assuring her that everything is ok.

>> No.44638350
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>>44633580
You're a nice anon. I'm sure Reisen would appreciate someone like you.
>>44624514
There's a reason they call her Eirin "Coathanger" Yagokoro

>> No.44644097

>>44632366
>>44633295
>>44632330
>>44626341
if that stupid bunny could read she'd be crying right now

>> No.44649320

>>44644097
Its okay, I'll go ahead and read off the comments to her later

>> No.44651180

So, is Reisen a bubbly genki bunny or a surly, slutty hare?

>> No.44651198

>>44651180
Depends on the season and her distance from Eirin. Reisen is much nicer when she's far away from Eirin and it's autumn/winter. Spring/summer, she's fighting her natural urges and constantly bitchy from being frustrated, and near her master she's also upset about being treated like shit and taking it out on anyone she can.

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wide rabbit hips

>> No.44660620
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>>44651198
Everyone's much nicer when they are away from that battle axe.

>> No.44661329

>>44660387
Made to gave birth to children

>> No.44661413

>>44660620
That's wrong! I'm cranky every second I'm away from my beautiful wife!

>> No.44661458

>>44630563
anon... reisen hair is purple colored.
that's the dango shop girl.

>> No.44665294
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>> No.44669069

>>44665294
b00bs

>> No.44671302
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>> No.44671776

I dare someone to make a Reisen thread on /k/

>> No.44671788

>>44593912
What am I in for?

>> No.44675947

>>44671788
Good bedside manner and gentle care, unlike with Eirin.

>> No.44677098
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Well, this is her.

>> No.44677295

>>44677098
...What happened on her legs?

>> No.44677489

>>44677098
I will fix her

>> No.44683202

>>44661413
But Eirin is my wife!

>> No.44684053
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>>44671788
food poisoning

>> No.44685407

>>44649320
Make sure to film it and send it to me

>> No.44687568

>>44593912
hello nurse i think you gave me lunarian aids and i am going to die

>> No.44692347

>>44687568
How do lunarian aids differ from earth aids?

>> No.44701019 [DELETED] 

>>44593952

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>> No.44714980

I bet Reisen knows High Gun Pleroma and Riot Gun.

>> No.44721962
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>>44651180
Genki but maladjusted due to the constant abuse

>> No.44729944

>>44692347
its like asbestos

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>>44714980
gratata!

>> No.44741395

oh no! reisen watch out you're the last thread on page 10

>> No.44745944
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>>44741395
Why is Reisen's thread going so slowly? I thought she was popular.

>> No.44751977

>>44745944
its a form of bullying, see >>44626341

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>>44745944
something something only good for her sex appeal

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>>44752777
>>44753444
Two trips in a row?! Reisen sure is one lucky bunny!

>> No.44762603
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Damn rabbit, live!

>> No.44762610
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>>44721962
>>44752777
>>44753475
Bune titters.

>> No.44770323

The rapehu.

>> No.44775403

>>44770323
Do you mean a victim of rape or the one who does the raping?

>> No.44775441
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>>44593912
Jaypee doesn't like the sex bunny?

>> No.44776174

>>44753475
eirin should sell reisens milk

(for medicinal purposes, of course)

>> No.44776230

>>44770323
>>44775403
Raisin is a good girl, they're always willing once she catches them
they struggle at first but once they look into her eyes they become more than happy to play with the bunny

>> No.44781884

>>44776230
The pretty bnuuy is going to pin you down and stare into your eyes until all your worries melt away
You don't need thoughts, you only need Reisen

>> No.44788563

>>44593912
https://youtu.be/GYe8lpC_OXY

>> No.44793260
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Still kickin

>> No.44794092

>>44776174
What are the benefits of this "Reisen milk"?

>> No.44795085
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>> No.44795145

>>44795085
comprehension good enough that i read this effortlessly, thanks for the pic anon
reisen wont make it but were gonna make it bros

>> No.44796081
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44796081

>>44795085
Shut the fuck up i don't understand Japanese
Just use your fingers to signal how much for one night

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>>44796081

>> No.44798889
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>> No.44799273

>>44796081
Reisen's date was late and she did a tsundere thing and the date dumps her right there. The rabbit breaks down.
Dinner date with Reisen: https://youtu.be/qKLyO9VshLg

>> No.44799387

>>44798889
"I need an adult?"
"I am an adult."

>> No.44802117

>>44796489
I've read the filename but its all a bunch of numbers. What should i do with that.

>> No.44802139
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>>44802117
Not use mobile.

>> No.44802152

>>44802139
How was i supposed to know that it was this filename and not the filename of the image saying to read it?

>> No.44802182

>>44802152
even among source fags you're a collossal retard

>> No.44802189

>>44802152
Common sense?
Your eyes?
At least you didn't misuse the quotation function, damn.

>> No.44805898

>>44802152
This is a level of autism so extreme that it loops back around to being cute

>> No.44809558
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>> No.44812057

>>44805898
just like reisen!

>> No.44815522

>>44809558
Don't put your dick in there
>captcha DA JAPN

>> No.44815546

>>44621836
Ahh I want to leave Reisen's belly covered in hickeys and bite marks!

>> No.44824232

>>44815546
i want to leave reisens body covered in c section scars!

>> No.44824247

>>44824232
I want to leave Reisen's body covered with half bunny half human children!

>> No.44830840

Why is she often paired with Youmu in porn?

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>> No.44836415

>>44830840
Because together they make ReiMu

>> No.44836581

>>44836030
I want my family tree to get rabbit'd

>> No.44836598

>>44836030
So this is how Hiro came to be...

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