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No, because this is pretty accurate to the ingame art style.

ZUN es mi mujer

New witch. Marisa's rival. You heard it first.

>>4459534
I think he means draw your own Touhou.

Picture related, the best Touhou.

Satori is proof that ZUN has a sense of humor.

> Zun's face when he's drawing Touhou

http://cgi.ebay.com/Doll-Dress-Clothes-fit-American-Girl-Bitty-Baby-5PC-WWO_W0QQitemZ190340008214QQc
mdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item2c51260916

That went... okay.

>>4460980
SUGOI

>>4460972
That's actually good.

>>4460980

confirmed for TH13

I can imagine the silly conversations between her and marisa.

Am I doing it right?

>>4460998
touhou 18

>>4460990
Okay, I chuckled.

>>4460972

>http://cgi.ebay.com/Doll-Dress-Clothes-fit-American-Girl-Bitty-Baby-5PCWWO_W0QQitemZ190340008214
QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item2c51260916
>Doll-Dress-Clothes-fit-American-Girl-Bitty-Baby
>American-Girl-Bitty-Baby
>Bitty-Baby

ITTY BITTY BOAT

>>4460990
She may be able to do the impossible, but can she see the invisible?

>>4461008

Touhou 78

>>4461027

I don't believe it

power to send small horses into perpetual circular motions

You know who'd be the most powerful Touhou?
One with mastery over frills.

>>4460972
that's actually really good.
you're rubbish at ZUN drawing. unlearn to draw.
i lie. keep doing whatever the hell it is you're doing.

>>4461055
He who controls the frills, controls the universe.

>>4461001

Wait, who made this?
That dress is actually kind of fuckawesome.
I totally want her to be a witch instead of that Featherinne monstrosity.

>>4461076
Might have been the same guy who did this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Pretty-Tagged-Dress-for-8-Madame-Alexander-Doll_W0QQitemZ220557354370QQcmdZViewI
temQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item335a3e2582

Second try.
I can feel my inner zun coming out of me.

>>4461179
HERETIC! Her leg is crooked. Flesh colored tubes do not bend that way.

>>4461188
I chuckled.

>>4461188
You're absolutely right, I'm crazy.

I may as well add that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_legendary_creatures

http://www.dave-reed.com/Nifty/randSeq.html

Generate two letters, look up what matches on the list. Enjoy your lolis modeled after Australian vaginal snakes, Filipino faecal golems and Tanzanian anal rape ghosts.

can i be zun now?

>>4461210
Still not right, unlearn MOAR.

Stop using an optical mouse or tablet. Use a laptop touchpad or an old trackball mouse, preferably gucked up. Less proportions, more emphasize parts that show off your Touhou.

>>4461292
Stop ruining a good artist and creating another ZUN. Please.

>>4461245
Looks male. Did that on purpose?

>>4461287
Creepy. For lack of a better description.

>>4461101
>>4461076
>>4461001
My mistake, it was from this person: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=127540

They also did this notorious image.

>>4461317
maybe its a trap

it took a lot of effort

>>4461124
adorrrrrrrrrrable

Someone add this to the Touhou sheet:

"Go to Wiktionary and click on Random Entry. Your Touhou loli has this power. http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Special:Random"

>>4461373
kawaii~

My Touhou.

She has the power to manipulate "literalism".

>>4461444
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pau_duro#Portuguese

Etymology

Literally "hard stick".
Noun

pau duro m. (plural paus duros)

1. (vulgar, slang) boner, hard-on (erection)

Oh lord..

>>4461486
All touhous have that power over me

So.. my touhou has the power to have an election.

What the fuck kind of power is that?

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/indire#Italian

http://cgi.ebay.com/Doll-Clothes-Fit-American-Girl-Kirsten-Pinafore-Dress_W0QQitemZ200442748390QQcmd
ZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item2eab519de6#ht_6219wt_939

She is a Youkai of baking. She has the ability to manipulate wicker.

I spent way too long on this.

>>4461557

>election

You misspelled erection there, bro

Original character, try to resist urge to steal.

>>4461563
She is basically my grandma.

>>4461608
Does your grandmother mercilessly pelt you with bread-themed bullets for a predetermined amount of time after which she explodes?

>>4461704
Yes.

>>4461704
Ye.. no

This thread is so ridiculous it's actually bad

The Mental Disability Touhou

Hello?

ZUN?

I have something you'll like...

the one legged touhoe

>>4460972

I actually like her design. Name, power?

>>4461779


we already have parsee

http://cgi.ebay.com/Precious-Moments-2006-lilac-Pinafore-dress-girl-doll_W0QQitemZ260554116763QQcmdZ
ViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item3caa3c4e9bQQautorefreshZtrue

>>4461862

so many of these could pass for real touhous

>>4461870
I watched warmly.

>>4461816
lol @ her last name

>>4461854
Dunno man, I'll let you come up with the name.
Her powers are probably water/cold related

When I first got into Touhou a long time ago I tried to draw a character using the ZUN method.

Her name is Angelique Renniku, The Youkai of Appearances.

>>4461816

Should have made her irish and made her last name 'Dunglowin'

Here is a slightly less shitty one.

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-Fashion-Clothes-Dress-For-Barbie-Doll-Gift-B17_W0QQitemZ110497350807QQcmdZVi
ewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item19ba27c497#ht_3888wt_1165

>>4461937
more like Renaku

interesting ideas you have there my gaijins, keep 'em coming prease!

Anyone have the comic about how to write Touhou dialogue or something?

>>4462021
show's over

>>4462094
Never! The show is just beginning!

>>4461999
That's Elly. Start over.

I drew this for you, /jp/.

Her power is the power of anorexic necromancy.

>>4462210
Now draw her getting skewered by a Japanese booby trap.

Mad scientist armadillo youkai (and Makai resident)

ORIGINAL TOUHOU CHARACTER DESIGN DO NOT STEAL!!!

someone needs to cap this thread

if th13 has any of these, bricks will be shat

Giant Treehou.

Powers: Writing long paragraphs ("treeagraphs"), sandbagging, tossing controllers, and pissing off anal Wiki owners/IRC channel operators.

>>4462479
Flamethrower and then kill everyone who believes she's a God.

Lol. This is such rushed crap.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Doll-Clothes-Fit-American-Girl-Kirsten-Pinafore-Dress-S_W0QQitemZ200442745539QQc
mdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item2eab5192c3

Um, she has the power to. Conjure misogyny and gender roles and generally oppress women through the power of moe.

>>4462457
d'awwww

>>4462522

Fuck yeah, Christmas lights.

>>4462479
Identity confused, as it's a tree that grew up an internet troll.

Some sort of green colored Touhou. Has power over implications.

>implying you[Reimu] can beat me

>>4462021
God this made me laugh so fucking hard.

>>4462547
>implying I'm Reimu

>>4462487
Think he'll be in Vegas?

>>4462161
>Who's Elly?
>touhou.wikia.com
Son of a bitch he's right.

>>4462471
Seriously doubt it, his latest designs are pretty uncommon.

>>4461444

Ability: The power to manipulate infarcts

>>4462907
THOSE HANDS

>>4462917

IT'S LIKE ZUN DREW IT HIMSELF

>>4462907
Best hands.

>>4462457
Best design.

>>4461210
Best ZUN face.

>>4460986
>>4460990
>>4462479
>>4461563
Tied for best powers.

>>4462917
At least she has 10 fingers, better than what KyoAni can do.

What have I done?

Ability: To suck cocks from a distance
(I'm best artist that ever lived)

>>4462479
>>4462546
Love you fags.

ok

mad skillz

>>4464089
love the detail on the dress

Now with brand new Touhou Incident Generator!

http://www.random.org/

Go there, roll 3d14, see what sort of incident your Touhou will take a role in.

Youkai and frilly dress/silly hat feature generators still in progress.

>>4464942
14 3 3

Thetans conquer human souls

Stop drawing so well, /jp/, you're scaring me.

I'd like to see fairies brainwashing gravity and trolling atmosphere.

>>4464942
3 1 2
Ghosts eat spring

Already done.

>>4464942
7 1 4

Dragon invading the human village

Sounds like a final boss.

>>4464942
I got "Witches kidnap outer space"

Should I be worried?

>>4464973
in b4 marisa astronaut image

I couldn't think of any cool abilities

Deities destroy the moon.
I think this already happened.

>>4464999
>Controls the rainbow

(Chinese) Dragon Touhou

Powers: Something water related and awesome

Probably Stage 5 or Stage 6 boss.

>>4465034
Aiya! There need to be more Chinese Touhoes than just Meiling and Chen-aru!

You know, may as well use C:tL kiths for determining Touhou species. Making a table out of that Wikipedia list on legendary creatures is an insane task. Roll 1d6 for Seeming, then roll 1d10 (Ogre), 1d11 (Elemental, Darkling), 1d12 (Wizened), 1d13 (Beast) or 1d14 (Fairest) for the Kith. Then something can be found accordingly, there's a lot of youkai out there (and the list is still increasing because people well-versed on folklore are implicitly allowed to make things up themselves. )

http://wiki.white-wolf.com/worldofdarkness/index.php?title=Changeling:_The_Lost#Kith

>>4465034
What does she do with that stinking tomato?

>>4465046
Dragons had a jewel under their necks that gave them power. Think it as a Green Lantern Corps ring, except with more dragons.

>>4465046
Dragons had a jewel under their necks that gave them power. Think it as a Green Lantern Corps ring, except with more dragons.

(Though I am assuming it's that, I'm not that anon)

>>4465046
obviously a Hypnotize Plasmid

>>4465039
There's Orange

>>4465010
Leprechauns in my Gensokyo? I'm okay with this.

can my toehoe have a penis?

>>4465059
Yeah, that's the orb.

>>4461001

htis thread could use a bump

>>4464999
Use the Random word generator in >>4461444 to get a power for your Touhou.

Go make your Touhou a playable character
>>4469482

>>4464942
Vampire raid the moon.
No thanks, I already read SSiB.

>>4461563
~The Girl of Lovely Yeast
麩 種

Stage Theme: ~Kitchen Melody-Dreamy Wasei
Boss Theme: ~Piroshki Rondo

A girl who loves to cook. Her specialty is baking and her favorite food is melon bread. The maidens run into her while searching for the culprit who stole Reimu's donation box. They are attracted by the smell of her cooking but things quickly get out of hand.

Lord of the rings touhou.

>>4471102

where is her beard?

>>4464942
Witches Murder the Human Village

Dress:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Blue-Gingham-Happy-Dress-For-My-Child-Dolls_W0QQitemZ120532146871QQcmdZViewItemQ
QptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item1c10469ab7

For ability:
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/isern

Her special power is restraining people with iron items.

>>4471146
I feared that a beard would make it more of a moe gimli and less of an absurd toehoe.

>>4471102
the hat needs horns

Where does Japan's silly-frilly dress infatuation come from anyway?

bump

this is flamoot. it's 2010 and i have a brain implant because i use drugs. i know how this sounds. but stories of going schizo from hallucinogens are only myths

lsd and shrooms etc are as mind opening as the rumours say, but it is a big secret because the government is performing crowd-control on the people who know about them. on the number of psychedelic users in society... they can only handle so many of those kinds of people. but psychedelic users are mostly young and hip and feel things deeply and are thus perfect victims for the very evil.

very

buuuuuump

two of ten
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> whatever
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> then like sex harassment
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> they'll pump your pleasure cente
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> i camped alone
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> in 2008
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> while scientology was stalking me
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> stupidly
08:39 < filthee> lol
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> i dont know why
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> i had to try twice
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> compelled

>>4474043
You skipped zero and one of ten.

>>4460972
hello sir you are very talented and I would like to initiate a sexual relationship with you. Please draw me as a girl.

>>4474063
He's a paranoid schizophrenic, were you expecting sense?

>>4460990
I like how this one can shape reality to her will, but still uses Aikido.

>>4471146
>>4472532
Compromise: Give the hat a beard.

It'd be the greatest hat.

my touhou

bump

this is flamoot. it's 2010 and i have a brain implant because i use drugs. i know how this sounds. but stories of going schizo from hallucinogens are only myths

lsd and shrooms etc are as mind opening as the rumours say, but it is a big secret because the government is performing crowd-control on the people who know about them. on the number of psychedelic users in society... they can only handle so many of those kinds of people. but psychedelic users are mostly young and hip and feel things deeply and are thus perfect victims for the very evil.

very

buump

if psychedelics were allowed to spread through the population at the natural rate, people would become impossible to control in the painful and bizarre ways they control us. this includes brain implants. tear-away children of nobody families are isolated and disconnected over the course of a few years and then given implants that let the rich wear their skin like a suit. think one in a million. and god. believe me

don't automatically trust anyone telling you to go as far out as possible, to escape society and your ego and this sort of thing. what cults do first is try to create an intrapersonal vacuum they can fill with dogma. they are using the psychedelics for this now

the psychedelics produce very real and powerful experiences you don't need to have explained to you repeatedly if you have used them a few times. no-one has to preach ego death to an acidhead. he knows about it.

a lot of cults offer up a lot of junk but the psychedelics are real and they produce the most powerful experiences in the world. they can be used to free people and heal them but, the elite are holding them from us like the priest class once hid the psychedelic sacraments of the mystery religions so they could have a monopoly on god. it is the exact same plan

and just like the priests got a ton of kids to screw for thousands of years, so do the people who've stolen the psychedelics, now. the government and the rich. i like people, i've never feared the rich... but this is serious

bear with me :|

''cower before the wrath of jewhou you wretched gentile... none can stand against gods chosen people''.

Special abilities include:

''ANTI-SEMITE'' (99% damage reduction on adversary for 30 seconds) when at 20% health

''Support Israel'' - makes a random demand of you every 20 seconds, powerups, money, health etc etc