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I unironically had a dream with wrecked Evangelions in it and I don't appreciate the idea of putting MGs in them

Post whitehorns

>>44634005
punctuation is key
>get fucking the robot, anon
>get in the fucking robot anon
>get in the fucking robot, anon
>get fucking the robot anon
all of these mean something different.

Is this the bean appreciation thread?

>>44634098
No, it's the ears appreciation thread

well shit i made another thread, dodnt see this one
sorry about that

>>44634005
Mummymilkers

Mm
monkey

>>44634114
>7 minutes apart
I swear one day jannies will really kick us out because of retards like you

>>44634075
Go to bed Haku-sensei.

>>44634102
Made for molestation when no one else is looking.

>>44634102
disappointing.
I mean I like an ear as much as the next anon, but we're all asking the same question here...
where are the beans?

>>44634114
Fuck, now the tard will reee hard at three.

>>44634127
ill be honest, vtuber threads do that shit
and its like the second this month it ain't that bad

aside from that, do you like monsters with fat asses or big tits better?

>>44634138
in ocelemh land

>>44634154
fat paws and big beans

>>44634163
so pawsexual?

hellwan love

>>44634154
The only acceptable answer is big tits + fat ass. Anything else is just manlet tastes.

>>44634168
Poke em.
Massage em.
Get a pawjob, where the beans cushion your dick.
It's all good.

>>44634187
true but fat ass is better than big tits

>>44634154
The bigger ass the better.
A hoss ass is not an ass ass.
An ass ass in is not an ass ass out.

>>44634194
it aint worth the squeeze

>>44634188
Paw-nography.

>>44634205
I want to see how a big-beaned monster would react if I told her how much I liked her paws, and what I would do with them if she let me.

>>44634194
I would squeeze the ass and the hoss titties.

>>44634214

>>44634225

>>44634225
>AIslop

>>44634205
>>44634213
she would look at you funny
>>44634214
I would conquer them steppe horses with but one show and make them into circus horses

>>44634239
>cut to the ball popping due to all her claws and rough scales

>>44634251
?

>>44634243
>"You want to do WHAT with my pawpads!?"
>...
>"D-do you really like them that much?"
>Anon nods enthusiastically at the hellhound
>This was NOT how this went in the hellhound's head. He should be on the ground with a broken pelvis right now.
>Instead she...
>Shows him her paws...
>And he takes them in his hands
>And he pokes her beans...
>Over and over again...
>Humans are weird.

>>44634154
Vtuber threads have a janny orbiting them and we don't, there's the difference.
>do you like monsters with fat asses or big tits better?
Both are important, but I pay more attention to the tits.

>>44634239
She's got her eye on the prize, like that cat in that picture where its about to swat a flying bird

>>44634126
Perfect for climbing up Anon's back.

>>44634269
>eventually she gets embarrassed
>"T-t-t-t-thats ENOUGH "
>Pulls them away from anon
>Anon's mood went from amazing to sad
>she feels bad and places her paws in his hands
> "M-maybe for a little longer...."

>>44634291
Vtubers are the worst thing to happen to /jp/

i wonder what does flayer milk taste like

>>44634333
>make a dedicated vtuber board
>but somehow allow them to continue clogging up the more general board

>>44634187
Take the loli pill, all the benefits of a womanlet and more but no womanlet genes.

>>44634340
>>/data/jp/img/0328/92/1611969384885.png
Jannies are retarded, please understand.

>>44634347

sweaty wans

>"oh, do I have a job for (You), boya~"

>I'm so glad I am married to my sweet Ms. Jinko. She's so cute and adorable and sex is just awesome, and now it's time to cuddle and slee~
https://litter.catbox.moe/adexz2.webm

>>44634291
We’re probably beneath the notice of the jannies unless somebody posts DMCA worthy shit or actual porn tbqh

>>44634251

>>44634431
Still would go to sleep in her arms. Worst case scenario I'd just need ear plugs.

>>44634484
>DMCA worthy shit
What an odd way to phrase it.

>>44634490
the vibrations from Catgirls' snorring are actualy terrapeutic and feel very nice

>>44634491
Just using the language as it was used previously.

>>44634488
cute

>>44634488
>breaks the volleyball anyway by accidentally hitting it too hard with dragon strength

>>44634507
So?

>>44634525
>She begins crying about that she cant do anything right
>She often breaks glasses, doorknobs, plates, and eggs all on accident
>SHe meets an anon with the same problem in that beach where he kicks a soccerball so hard it pops

>>44634540
Literally no subtext to what I said. I was simply repeating it in the manner the statement was previously worded.

>>44634575
>together, they fight crime
>and play competitive tag
>until 'he' shows up
>he's actually pretty weak
>but his Jinko
>oh god, his Jinko carries hard

>>44634635
>>>/d/

>>44634635
who the fuck is this artist I need these thighs in my life

>>44634646
That's a new one.

>>44634652
Ockobot by the looks of the signature

>Anon your cortisol levels are so high I can taste them. You need to relax.

>>44634652
https://twitter.com/Ourobot_

>>44634320
Humans think themselves intelligent and complex beings... yet what happens when they see a pawpad?
Play them like a fiddle and then cut their strings.
-Some manticore

>>44634774
No, I think "these are not sandworm hands" and then move on

>>44634774
beans are somewhere in maslow's hierarchy of needs im pretty sure
along with chest fluff

>>44634774
Is the manticore saying that humans play with paws like a fiddle, or that mgs should play humans like a fiddle. If its the latter: Who hurt her?

>>44634836
she's not hurt. she's just a molly fronting

>>44634813
there among the base desires of drinking milk, cuddling and sex with monsterz

>>44634836
manticores are dorks. Intelligent dorks, but dorks.
Especially the ones who can't get their beans pokes, ears molested, and tail fucked

>>44634678
>You WILL drink the cortisol, microplastics and the high fructose corn syrup!

>>44634678
im telling i need to drink breast milk, she'll get spooked and leave me alone and I can suck on the kiki wetnurses breasts

>>44634852
sex deprivation is a bigger problem in monsters.
nevermind femcel dorks (LILIMS/DRAGONS), have you seen what happens if anon's wife doesn't get regular dick?

>>44634836
they are smart, but also dum batcat dorks
they need correction by loving teasing

>>44634885
lots and lots of mood swings, remember any problem with monsters is easily sovled with fucking them

ok now manticores are dorks?!
is every monster who has agency now a dork?

>>44634916
it's hard to meet coolness expectations when ms greenworm sets the standard

>>44634856
>>44634887
Can you imagine the femcel posting in 4mon

>>44634916
No way, cores are turbo-Stacy's. Lilim internet defense force is trying to make themselves look better by dragging other mons down.

Manticores are highly intelligent, perhaps the smartest kot aside from sphinx.
When you imagine a manticore, imagine one smoking a pipe, and ruminating on the finer things in life, like how many spines is too many.

>>44634916
All monsters are dorks. It's what makes them attractive. Now eros help you if monsters learn that or start calling g your dork

>>44634916
kikis are not dorks
just most who are the extra strong
>>44634927
>Monster posts husbando
>made for big puffy tight bushy hellhound pussy
>he looks like he sucks on holst tits still
>imagine if he was a shota hahahhahhaha unless...

Roving packs of dire werewolf ccs could be in YOUR area right now! Be suspicious of any newly opened establishments run by suspiciously attractive maidens that are named cheeky after any moon puns. Their plump asses are not the only thing it'll be referring to.

>>44634916
>now
I've been posting about dork batcats for at least 5 years now if memory serves
>>44634957
>what is a man? just a miserable pile of secrets
>puts a spine in her mouth instead of the pipe and stings her tongue with it

>>44634988
Mofucores are adorable.

>posting on 4mon in the /hooman/ thread
>lewdposting, solid greentexting as usual
>good times all around
>the resident carpetmunching shitposter woke up starts posting human male on human female yet again

What monster would buy me a two sided collar(a chain joining two collars ar each end) for my birthday?

>>44634980
Stay off of the moors anon.
Santa Lucia!, Santa Luciaaa!

>>44634957
>My dear anon
>My sweet, adorable, simple anon...
>*hits pipe*
>When I said I was going to eat you, it was more of a metaphorical type of consumption. A representation of my claim to you, a symbolism of the changing of our relationship from predator and prey, to husband and wife. Perhaps it's a little cliche, you might even go far as to call it vogue. But it is what my heart yearned for, for you to truly believe that your life was forfeit, and then for that delicious facade to melt away into a distant memory, like blood from cloth.
>Sadistic?
>Yes... quite.
>*5 hours of passionate rape, intersparsed with the ocassional "smashing!" *

>>44635052
>>44634988
Philosophercore

Manticore? More like Copecore. She has to use drugs to make you addicted to her and her pussies. Even the most basic succ is better than her.

>>44635151
but she is CUTE! and she is EDUCATED!

>>44635151
first of all it's Cutiecore, second of all bugger off you doofus. batcats are cute, smart and valid, even if they are dum

>>44635151
Maybe, but with how many girls can you in their lap while they milk you senseless with their paws free for any number of fun activities?

>>44635179
>>44635174
>>44635162
If you love manticore so much, maybe you should marry her! Huh? How about that?

>>44635186
Maybe I will! I'll run my hands through her mane while I kiss her and bury my face in her fluff. We'll see how tough she is then!

>Anon gets portaled
>Lands in what seems a typical Japanese village, full of all kinds of MG's
>night falls
>He hears this chant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErKg6U_aEiY

>>44635151
>Copetail

>>44635186
YEAH? What if I do! What if I'm going to do that right away after portals open, huh!?

>>44635212
>>44635224
Hah! She's going to LOVE you! And MILK you! And whisper how much you mean to HER!
And maybe even put your HEAD between her PAWS as she nearly CRIES from all those years without having you around well up to the surface!
I bet you regret wanting a manticore now!

>>44635223
Copter

>>44635245
You bet your stupid ass I won't. I am going to be the happiest man in the WORLD with her, and I am going to make her thank God for me.
And I am going to enjoy every single day of it, fuck my marking words.

>Childhood friend manticore who always wanted to wrestle (snuck up on you and pounced while you weren't ready)
>Childhood friend manticore who always ended up ontop in your scuffles
>Childhood friend manticore who'd always nibble on your ear or cheek when she did this
>Childhood friend manticore who kept saying she really was going to eat you when you got older

Manticores are a strange beast, aren't they?

>>44635268
>>44635245
super possesive and protective monsters who are secretly very emotional and sensitive are my favourite

>wake up after shitty day
>best girl is being posted
I want to look like a cactus once the day comes

>>44635345
I just want to become a tailplug for at least a month and cuddle in bed with my wife.
After that factory reset I will be able to properly enjoy the new life with my new battocatto wife.
>>44635335
gap moe is a helluva drug
>>44635298
the dubious catlike creatures are up for some mischief...

>>44635298
It's funny, they were the first monster I ran into in a GFD thread so many years ago that made me google MGE. I love their aesthetic and many stories dearly, but the whole fear bit kinda lost its appeal over the years.
I might be a demon-fag but if the portals opened and my true-love ended up being a less sadistic but equally dominant manticore I think I'd be very happy.
Who doesn't want to huff that beautiful mane?

>>44635286
I mean that's a lot of Hellhounds...

>>44635286
my bet is on the hellhounds

>>44635358
This picture is giving me gup vibes .

I hurt myself at the gym today. Thankfully none of the monsters there noticed

>>44635456
What did you do? Is it serious?

You have been caught sleeping by kots.
Worse, the sun is shining on your bed in just the right spot to make it extra warm to lay on, so now you've got a whole pile of rare and exotic kots and kot adjacent monsters sleeping atop of you.
The weight of several lazy kots is too much to wriggle out of, not even counting the fat-assed ones.
On a scale of bad to rape, how dangerous is each sleeping kot? How do you escape and find the nearest dog girl to fuck?
>Jinko
>Manticore
>Cheshire
>Sphinx
>Ocelomeh

>>44635475
Just poor lifting form on some back work. I haven't lifted in a long time so I wasn't paying as close attention as I should have. Luckily I have pictures of strong monsters to help the healing process

>>44635456
To see if you still feel?

>>44635498
I want to know how she got that scar
>>44635479
It's too late. They've already started purring. One frequency you might survive, but anymore and his brain is mush

>>44635286
Assuming the average hellhound is 8ft tall, that puts their normal bmi at around 280lbs. Though many headcanons are present when it comes to height, making a completely different debate. Due to their muscular builds, I consider the average hellhound to probably be around 300lbs. Now, 300 times a trillion is 3e+14, which is a lot of hounds to say the least. However, the mass of the sun is 4.385 × 10^30, or around 300,000 earths. In terms of zeros, the hellhounds have a total weight of around 300,000,000,000,000 lbs. The sun however, is 4,385,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lbs. In terms of mass, the sun greatly wins. All in all, in terms of mass, you would need around 10 nonillion (3e+32) hellhounds to defeat the sun. This does not take mana into account, nor their abilities. This just a star of hounds battling Sol.
>>44635358
I have often wondered how many spines my wife could prick me with before I pass out or become a temporary vegetable. Once the nursing tailjobs are all said and done I'd ask her to give me a bit of her venom and look at it under a microscope. I mean think, mana may be the best medicine, but core venom could be the best stimulant.

>>44635522
tell em that there's jiff in the sun's core
bye bye sun

>>44635498
I just hope it's nothing serious and you will recover fast. I had a spine disc bulging our last year and I had to give up workouts for over a month. That's why I urge caution, so that you won't end up like me.
>>44635522
>I have often wondered how many spines my wife could prick me with before I pass out or become a temporary vegetable.
mamonoboama would ensure nothing bad happens and every effect is just temporary
at worst you'd pass out with a boner and be nursed back to health in dr. Uni's office

>>44635579
>dr. Uni's
I read that as Dr. Ushi

>>44635598
That just sounds like she shat herself.

>>44635609
eshidna

>>44635579
>at worst you'd pass out with a boner and be nursed back to health in dr. Uni's office
I would insist on remaining home with my wife and being a quadriplegic drinking fountain for the afternoon.

>>44635607
Dr Ushi is a well respected practitioner, no slander please

>Are you ok master? You barely touched your Shogloaf.

>>44635607
>>44635635
>expect her to be a wild domina
>she's just a beeg, but very careful doctor
>she only really is wild with her husband, who works the reception
>>44635626
if she didn't panic and drag you to the doctors with a scolded dog look on her face

Which MGQ monster would you want to see in MGE’s setting (meaning snuff or other shit isn’t carried over and they’re fairly wholesome)

>>44635651
>e
Conversely, which mge girl would you like to see in mgqs setting?(meaning they'll go really dom and not treat you like a pampered prince no matter what)

>another order pope sweaternapped

>>44635651
The boob imp

>>44635706

>>44634418
Monsters should be forbidden from hiding their eyes with their hair.

Get a job at the hag bar, I hear they tip generously, and the uniform is very respectable by some definitions of the word respectable

>>44635722
But then the bats would go extinct

>>44635734
>cool confident bats not so smug after being forced to look men in the eye

>>44635651
The loli vampire and loli dragon, they're already almost nice enough to be MGE monsters.

>>44635645
This raises the question. Due to mana mostly fixing all health related issues, would a hospital's main patients be unclaimed men and sex accidents? I would assume pelvic injuries would be the leading cause of hospitalization.

>>44635751
I doubt mana would just fix you right up when you have an injury. It just prevents sex injuries, so no broken pp because your wife raised too high while riding cowgirl, or eyes poked by the horns. If you had flat feet, I guess it would gradualy go away as the mana influence would stabily affect you, but no wheelchair ridden guy with no legs will just burst into dance all fixed up after one blowie from a sahuagin.

>>44635751
Monsters paying for either them or their husband to be put into a 'coma' (1 hour snooze) only to wake up magically from true love's kiss

>>44635751
Falling off a ladder would still hurt.

snap into a slim lim

>>44635745
>Anon stumbles into a cave
>hundreds of panicked glowing eyes staring at him
>bats fly into a frenzy as they try to fly deeper into the cave or out of it so they don't drop their spaghetti in front of him

So I'm told mge has an official gacha now?

>>44635813
What's in that package?

>>44635813
>get package from Ameowzon
>delivery catgirl is blushing when you open the door
>fidgeting while you sign for the package, smiles when she reads your name
>doorbell rings the next day
>see catgirl fleeing back to her delivery truck and speeding away
>she left a small package on the mat, says it's from her to you
>dead bird inside

>>44635838
regular bird or zombirb?

>>44635764
I agree. That's what real healing magic would be for. Maybe long term exposure to mana resolving chronic issues?

>>44634126
yay

>>44635825
Mind your own fucking business!

>>44635659
I feel like tentacle or tritonia’s designs wouldn’t look particularly out-of-place in MGQ. I’d rather not get sucked to death or anything, but I wouldn’t mind them being a little more aggressive.

>>44634124
>"...so watch out Humans, soon you'll become a part of MY empire!"

>>44635775
Get this cringe shit out of here.

>>44635746
What about the shota loving mermaid?

>>44635889
;_;

>>44635644
It's fine Shoggy, I just think maybe we could order a pizza next time, just to try something new.

>>44635900
I think they're funny but that one's a bit old.

>>44635853
You're out of your mind if you think that any kot worth her fur would let some bird hussy near her man.

>>44635917
Sorry, the naked birbs in my birbbath got to my house first

>>44634898
Remember to pick up your foxes after they are unsealed.

>>44635959
Oh sure, whenever she causes a disaster she's "my fox".

>>44635959
I firmly believe the power of anons feeding tamamo sexual energy freed her from her prison. That monk failed to kill her thousands of years ago and now she is free to do whatever, hopefully she isn't as terrible as she was in teh past.

>>44635985
I’m gonna make her submit to a Christian way of life.

>>44635985
Compared to Moloch she isn't so bad.

>>44636008
Many a King and Emperor thought the same thing. I can fix her...
>>44636021
For real, She just wanted to Rule as a God Queen, she had no actual desires of genocide or eating babies and drinking blood like our greatest ally.

>>44635909
“Funny” is being extremely generous.

>Be anon, have a Jiangshi wife.
>She is an absolute warmth hog in bed, and always falls asleep hugging you from behind as tight as she can get away with.
>The worst part is that by morning she is still in that position while all locked up.
>Need to spend the first hour of the day wiggling in her hug so you can flip around and start limbering her up.
>It's her favorite part of the day.

>>44636050
Yeah but all them were heathens and I’ve danced with death many times so what is one little fox gonna do.

>>44636067
Good thing you're not the sole arbiter of content then.

>>44636099
if you need somebody else to call it shit i can pipe in too

>>44636117
I also liked them at first but then they just became a repetition of the same political jokes.

Fighting demons is so tiresome.

>>44636086
>she's limber enough to let go at any time after around 10 min
>squeezes you harder when you're about to get out anyways because she likes cuddling with you

>>44636142
God gives strength to his most passionate warriors.

>>44636117
I'll chime in and say I enjoy them when they're fresh.

>>44636139
That's exactly why I called it cringe. If I wanted to watch the same jokes over and over again I'd endure shit like Helluva Boss or The Big Bang Theory.

>>44636145
you really can't trust the hoppers.

Uh oh. Seems like gate-keeper-kun is gearing up for another melt-down.

>>44636190
It's so tiresome. Things are so cozy when he's not lurking.

>>44636190
>posters argue about the same meme that's been argued about for years
>surely this time it's the fault of my bogeyman
Go back to bumping your fake thread once per day

>>44636235
>>posters argue about the same meme that's been argued about for years
yeah autists tend to do that

>>44636190
Is the gatekeeper in this thread right now with us?

>>44636264
usually he starts posting cathyl or meru art to find out

Do kejourou ever cut their hair? I probably wouldn't be able to resist one with a hime cut.

>>44636190
be thankful that we at least got to enjoy nice latenight content without his garbage yesterday

>>44636278
some try to do it for charity, but it grows back too quickly for most to notice.
still, if you do notice and point it out, she will be flattered at your attentiveness.

>>44636283
Thankfully he needs to sleep. Just have to wait the idiot out. As long as content follows thread rules, I keep my mouth shut if I don't care for it. What's so hard about that?

>>44635985
beeg fox

>>44636283
Feel free to try and explain how latenight content has anything to do with your imaginary rivalry with your imaginary enemy. Or will you just skip straight to the part where you spam monsterboys again?

>>44636303
What are you even on about? Meds.

>>44636303
Are monster boys in the thread with us right now?

>>44636316
>>44636333
So no explanation for your reasoning. I see.

All you're doing is co-opting some random argument from the thread like it's a big drama to talk about your "gatekeeper" again. Nobody asked.

Which monstergirl would be the best to have around for board games?

>>44636343
>Everyone who disagrees with my is samefagging
get new material.

>>44636343
Same shit as always, bunch of retards keep crying about autism in a thread famous for its autism.

>>44636348
ms phantom

>>44636348
Pharaoh. Duh.

i exist to piss off hakus

>>44636348
Miss Wurm. She is a cute nerd who just wants to play coop games with you.

>>44636351
Nta but that's literally what you're doing, you call everybody you don't like 'the gatekeeper' as if there's only one.

>>44636388
She's the heaviest dragon you've ever heard
She's the clumsy, boardgame wurm

>>44636333
Roar.

>>44636406
You're right, and maybe I'm wrong. But I'd bet I'm not. I don't think anyone not deeply autistic would choose to flip out over those particular images. It's such a stupid thing to have a meltdown over.

>>44636406
It's just the usual shitter(s) complaining. Notice how the posts are talking about the "gatekeeper" doing something last thread when nothing happened, even trying to drag latenight into some vague connection to it and dodging the question about what they're even talking about.

>>44636484
Actually he specifically said nothing happened last thread and that he was grateful it didn't while latenight was around. Stop trying to spin shit.

>>44636482
>It's such a stupid thing to have a meltdown over.
You're the one escalating this into a meltdown though, same shit as the fag who would defend the namefag every time and derail the thread

>>44636520
He who must not be named??!

>>44636523
Breath Breath.

the "gatekeeper" is mad because he knows those mamano news articles come from the bunker, some are funny, some aren't. but that's the reason he is upset.

>>44636520
>You're the one
No. I appear to be one of several, including the anon who freaked out over the image. Don't pin this shit all on me.

>>44636482
I don't think those images have ever been particularly popular here, or any of the stuff from that website for that matter. People have reacted badly to them for half a decade at least.

>>44636480
Spherical!

https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/kankaku_shadan
Best MG for subjecting a man to this?

>>44636579
Slimes or Ropers, no debate

>>44636482
Calling it cringe isn't flipping out over an image.

Essentially do better.

>>44636493
>It's so tiresome. Things are so cozy when he's not lurking.
>be thankful that we at least got to enjoy nice latenight content without his garbage yesterday
>Thankfully he needs to sleep. Just have to wait the idiot out. As long as content follows thread rules, I keep my mouth shut if I don't care for it. What's so hard about that?
Actually the posts heavily imply some kind of a constant and recent "gatekeeper" happening, which is simply factually untrue at the very least for the last few threads and days (unless a lot of posts I didn't see got deleted)
Add to this that nobody else seems to have mentioned or talked about this until those posts appeared, and they aggressively refused to elaborate on what they were alluding to.
Add to this that the guy complaining about his gatekeeper bogeyman is always doing this.

Conclusion: They're just derailing to seethe about something.

whatever happened to that cheshire gal? Did she ever do something with her life?

>>44636183
>Dropping a hard R like that
Hey! That's our word! You can use Hoppa.

>>44636654
Cheshire is enjoying a nice life with Sir Anon as a holy object in a village, the villagers feed her and she performs "miracles" for them. Her husband and prophet sir anon live relatively quiet lives in the village as a farmer guard of the village.

>>44636654
She now runs a podcast talking about drama on the internet.

>>44636686
I've earned my hopper card from long nights massaging and snuggling my hopper.

>>44636629
I think you're looking for something that isn't there. The threads have been significantly better the last couple days, but it's been awful for weeks/months. It seems more like a few anons jumped the gun when other anons shut down the image.
And why would anyone be talking about something that hasn't happened yet? Your second point makes no sense. Drop it and talk about monstergirls.

>>44636709
>when other anons shut down the image.
I wonder why this mattered so much.

>>44636708
>babe, some guy on the internet is pissing me off
>can I have an H-pass?

>>44636718
hurt feelings and thin skin. a wonder how they ended up here

>>44636703
Why does she keep inviting that schizoid conspiracy theorist tinfoil-hatter on?

>>44636718
Presumably because other anons like them. Given how sparse content here is, I don't blame them. The writefag drama was bad enough.

>>44636745
Maybe we are talking about different things.

>>44636745
Second writing contest next january?

>>44636645
The Not!Gummy Bear is a cute way to use Slime Carrier powers

>>44636763
I hope so. We've had a big uptick in content this year despite the drama.

>>44636709
>it's been awful for weeks/months
Which has nothing to do with what those posts were talking about.

>And why would anyone be talking about something that hasn't happened yet?
Because they're trying to make it look like something happened to cause chaos. The fact is that they just did talk about something that hasn't happened, meaning they had a reason to do that.

>>44636802
>Which has nothing to do with what those posts were talking about.
What on earth are you talking about?

>>44636741
>so you're saying that aliens built the pyramids in the jungle?
>wow, that's crazy
>I bet they used kakuens to do it, they're strong as fuck
>Jamie, pull up a picture of a kakuen

>>44636781
I'd be up for it, or more frequent but shorter, more focused contests.

>>44636819
Seriously, if she has that 'former' eros special forces cupid on one more time I'll freak.
It's always the same three hours of damage control on how they're just agents of fate, and it was president anon's destiny to get plapped on his private jet

We better? I tried to follow the advice given about it being too lanky. The black hellhound eyes helped.

>>44636819
>So you're saying Aliens built the pyramids in the jungle?
>Absolutely.
>Wow, that's crazy.
>They used Kakuens to do it. They're strong as fuck and they love music.
>Wha--
>Why else would they build pyramids that look like Minecraft speakers pointed downwards towards the Earth?
>Hu--
>Jamie, pull up the picture of the Kakuen and the bongos. You're gonna love this.

>>44635479
I don't need to escape, it's the jackpot. I will just pet the kots to my heart content and just fall back asleep. Everyone will get tendies and more petting when I wake up, if they try anything funny I hate the emergency raging mushrooms and punish them

just fuck off to the cuck threads or trash threads mick, they would be better for you
also you've done fuck all, just made the shoulders wider, you have to actually model the muscles not just shade you lazy fucking bastard

>>44636883
Her arms look better, but her legs still look a little too thin for her paws.

>>44636909
Please understand, it's a model he yoinked from somewhere and is sloppily trying to edit it.

>>44636903
I appreciate your enthusiasm anon, but can you REALLY pet that many kots at once without one getting jealous? The more you pet a kot, the more pets she will expect. You are quickly going to run out of hands. These are sunbathing kots, they are junkies for attention.
The manticore will get rapey
The cheshire will get zany
The ocelomeh will get primitive
The jinko will spaghetti
The sphinx... I'm not sure. She's a mystery.

>>44636693
Yup

i desire to wake up in replacing the daki of a chubby neet heelhound whose look like a massive creep with deep eye bags and basically spaghettis out when she sees me

>>44636934
Only the environment is bought

>>44636872
>cupid always bragging about how she's second only to Eros in terms of love knowledge
>someone calls in with a question for her
>asks her how she met her husband
>cupid excuses herself to the bathroom to take a call about a "love emergency" on her phone
>forgets to unclip her mic, her whole meltdown about being the only single girl in her monastery is heard by everyone watching
>returns with red, watery eyes and pretends like nothing is wrong

>>44636937
Truly, she does some teleportation here and there, helps people find their lost keys and teleports away sickness and they give her candy and baked goods as offerings to the holy relic. Sir Anon has consulted with a priest and they can't disprove that she is acting in accordance with the faith so for time being it's best ignored since she doesn't seem of hostile intent.

>>44636936
One per one, I will pet. Only using my right hand while my left one stay under the covers. Always from left to right, non more than 1 minute per kot. If they act funny or start to complain, I will give a disappointed look and keep going. The cycle will be repeated five times maximum before going back to sleepy time . Good Kots get extra tendies, bad kots get down in the fugg order

>>44636982
No pranks?

Imagine training your entire life from squire to knight to fight some horrible man-eating monster and you end up finding this. I wouldn't know whether to feel robbed, quit on the spot, or go off looking for the enemy I was promised

>>44636541
I'm aware of where they're from but I'm hardly mad at the moment. Also not a gatekeeper but you do you, Anon.

>>44637002
This is the ultimate prank perhaps. The long prank of being considered a holy object and having a bunch of a Holy Knights Kittens..

>>44636967
Fucking eros spooks
>Listen. Look. I uh... What you need to understand about anonsburg was our hand was forced
>I mean I wouldn't call it a coup to leave the prince alone with the neet daughter of a wealthy to form a diplomatic marriage - but that's just me!
>That's crazy... those vampires are vicious, with their long dripping fangs. Jamie pull up that video of the kakuen with sharp teeth

>>44637006
None, you should feel happy to find a nice and gentle maiden to help you. I also heard that chussy are nice

>>44636992
The safest place to be is the eye of the storm.
God speed anon. You walk on a knife's edge over kotmageddon

>>44637041
Chesh would lie about knowing where the monsters are and constantly lead the poor man into lewd pranks

>>44637030
>Do you think eros would do something like that today? Like on this new found planet earth the sabbath just discovered?
>*Muffled coughing in the microphone*
>No, no
>Probably not

>>44637058
Put your dick/arm in her ass as a corrective special operation

>>44637069
>You fucked me in the ass
>I'm your wife now
>Joke's on you cat it only works if I lay with you in the front to produce children

>>44637052
I just like cats anon (I will also mix spine poison with raging mushrooms and drink it once in awhile to keep them in line )

>>44637084
>Hubby denied
>Prankster pranked
>Angry

>>44637084
It's rude to outwit a prankster. She'll end up pouting

>>44637106
>>44637113
>Cheshire spends the rest of her time haranguing Sir Anon trying to get that dick

>>44637113
>unpout the pout
What's now meme kot?

chesh has got a cute bell

Is it ethical to blow in chesh ears?

i willl fuck a hatter whose has an ass whose width is more than an 10000 year tree

>>44637155
you could do whatever you wanted with that butt and she wouldn't bat an eye

>>44636936
Kots truly cannot resist a sunny spot

>>44637160
>tfw ywn slap a hatters massive ass and watch it jiggle
>or watch your cock disappear between a massive ass
>or just watch it bounce on your laps

>>44637199
These are good.
I want her to use me as her chair for a tea party and act completely normal while doing it

>>44636909
wow anon, it sounds like you hate monster girls and want more /trash/ content. Why not just say it?

>>44637199
>hatter runs a little pastry cart in the park that you pass on the way to work
>smack her ass one day as you pass her
>pass her again after work
>still jiggling
Wonderland isn't all bad

>>44637151
I’d blow my load in a Chesh’s ear.

>>44637121
>>44637124
You're going to make her resort to drastic measures

worcheshire sauce

>>44637274
Fuck off to /vg/

Wonderland Games
>Speedrun through a Giantess Cheshire Cat's Digestive Tract
>Run through the Jubjub Forest without getting Perched
>Defeat a Face Card Trumpart in a Game of Blackjack
>Escape the Jabberwock's Lair without getting Licked

Lilim appreciation post, tell me you wouldn't fuck that ass?

>>44637284
We only gonna post monster girls that aren't video games? great.
>>44637300
back to /vg/ with ya!

>>44637300
I wouldn't fuck all that ass.
I wouldn't even acknowledge the lilim.

If she insists of speaking with me, I'll just repeated "sandworm please" over and over until I either get a sandworm or she leaves.

>>44637214
>>44637242
>tfw a hatter read this thread and make sure to get the best and biggest asses for anons
>And they wear pencil skirts instead of pants

>>44637368
Ouchies!

>>44637394
>Orderite posting facebook-tier Order memes in 4mons
What happens?

>>44637394
>did you really give up your eternal soul for drawn pictures of demon coochie

>>44637429
I miss Altair and his art. Hope he's okay

>>44637394
No.

>>44637494
That's very cute. But where is husband? Why must husband always be nonexistent in pics like this, it makes them seem like they're single mothers.

>>44637507
Yes.

>>44637525
It's from a comic series where Aether (the male MC of Genshin Impact) impregnates practically every female character in the game.

>>44637552
Damn, that's a lot of children. How do you even remember all those names?

No thanks monsters! I'm scared of marriage!

>>44637583
Anon will be jumped by a bogie in a wedding dress

>>44637394
Jesus
>jewish guilt tripping
>destroys native european culture
>slave mentality
Fictional demon wife
>loves you for who you are
The answer is clear. Imagine the memes on portal day.

>>44637670
>Fictional
keyword though.

>>44637670
Druella WILL perform the silly tiktok dance when the portals open and i WILL laugh at her

>>44637678
more like frictional
because of the loud sex

>>44637670
this succ is american and i want her

>>44632281
>>Another gets clingy as she gets wrapped up in insecurities and the changing, growing social dynamics that aren't as simple as when she was much younger and more popular
Give it to me

>>44637270
This is what happens to a cheshire and you don't laugh at her jokes

>>44637733
does chesh have low self esteem?

>>44637741
Some of them yeah.

>>44637769
if she admits she is cringe, then I will help her
the first step to recovery is to admit she has a problem (she is cringe)

>>44637769
>you want to hear a joke?
>my life, lmao
>no, I'm fine, ha ha...
>I have to get back to work. See you around, I guess

>>44637321
>gachanigger trying to play dumb
You niggers have two boards, stop sitting up our thread with your trash bugmen slop.

>>44637741
>she dyes her fur to look like a werecat but always seems a little off

>>44637811
I don't care much for gacha, I just don't care to be against it.

>>44637705
>sharp dressed and packing heat
Must be a lone wolf love expert

>>44637812
>see her eyes light up during meetings when there's an obvious pun to be made
>ears slowly droop and she slumps a little bit farther because she's too nervous to say anything

>>44637955
>shirohebi getting ready to see if her husband agrees with her when she calls another girl cute

>>44637678
You will be raped on portal day before the altar of the Fallen God and you're gonna like it. No more jews for you.
>>44637686
Montok would be hilarious, all that spyware repurposed for good. It could produce such oddities as the "tap water drinking challenge"
>>44637702
Chubby succs are for loving and this guy gets it

>>44637321
How are lims /vg/?

>>44637977
MGE has a game, as low effort as it was.

>>44637670
>>44637971
Don’t worry, you’ll eventually grow out if your edgy atheist phase, we all do.

>>44637989
Jesus loves me spiritually, for everything else there's cupid.

>>44637989
chill atheism is the natural way, of course.

>>44637741
They have wonderland brain

>>44637670
>>44637411

Reminds me of that one christian image that was made fun of that went "Satan doesn't whisper 'believe in me'. He whispers 'believe in yourself'"

her bangs covers the lewd stare she's giving (You)

>>44638007
i like the cut of her jib

>>44638020
Put some clothing on

>>44638027
be reasonable

>>44638020
mating pressing bangs elf then flipping her hair out of her eyes just in time to see her ahegao

>>44638058
I am being reasonable. These monsters need to wear actual clothes or get a ticket

>>44638071
respect their culture.

>>44638058
What is it with beast girls wearing nothing but a bunch of leather belts? Are pants really so terrible?

Big blood bags.

>>44638079
No. They're in my country and they'll respect my culture

>>44638071
if it's such a big deal offer them your shirt to wear

>>44638081
Pants are seen as uncivilized in the Wan Empire

>>44638094
I'm not giving my clothes to some smelly monster they can buy their own.

>>44638109
monsters are all broke, that's why they need to live in random men's houses.

>>44637989
Stopped worshipping jewsus into adulthood. Hopefully you'll grow out of your golem phase.
>>44638023
Woah mama

>>44636883
She's really cute! I love how big and fluffy her paws are. I think if you can give an angle to the fluff separating the skin and fur from her legs she'd look even more gorgeous! I know it's not what you're aiming for but the clothes give her a caveman vibe. I'd let her take me to her cave and unga bunga me!

>>44638109
she is unfamiliar with the concept of money

You ever wonder what it would be like to watch valkyries and demons fight over the choir boys? Not like a duel to the death, but a debate/trial

>>44638121
>>44638130
I don't believe any of this. There's no way a monster adventurer isn't flushed with cash

>>44638123
Seek god

>>44638152
she found a lot of belts

>>44638141
it'd be like watching the valkyries go 0-10. again

>>44638176
Which one?

>>44638023
Satan is pretty laid-back as it turns out.

>>44638141
They can debate all they like but they're both getting mating pressed for being dorks

>>44634678
Hormone responses make the blood of frightened or panicked humans taste absolutely foul, which is why vamps rely more on their seduction gimmick than the unsophisticated rape of their peers.

>>44638197
bacchus and eros seem like they got their priorities straight

>>44638197
>>44638123

>>44638197
Eh, whichever

>>44638247
>Manjuu actually went and got Japanese Shadman to draw them a boat
Knew it was just a matter of time.