/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love Mamizou, she cute!

>>44465726
I love this tanuki hag

Please blow smoke in my face.

>>44465726
She has very pinchable cheeks!

Anyone have that image of Reimu calling Mamizou a senile old hag?

>>44465726
The age old rivalry!

>>44467889

Hags are only good for one thing, and this useless raccoon doesn't have it.

>>44470318
Dresses with their sides cut out?

>>44470348
It's not a dress, you philistine.

>>44470318
why have a tabard when you can have a very short kimono?

>>44468041

>>44466196
i hate these pipes, the japs scammed the hell out of me
i bought one thinking i was gonna get a nice long pipe that makes the smoke smooth, and i get it and the fucking bowl is extremely tiny, so i look it up and apparently the average smoke time for these pipes is 5 fucking minutes, and i have to buy some expensive niche tobacco from asia for it to actually work

>>44474283
Can't you use it to smoke a tiny bit of weed or something?

>>44474345
weed smells like shit, alcohol is better
also since these pipes are so small you need a really specific type of tobacco, since normal tobacco just wont burn more than a few seconds, the leaves have to be like strings and ive never seen weed like that
i also dont even know how id get weed in the first place

>>44470318
I want to make Junko a mama! Again!

She always looks so comfy

>>44475739
She has great fashion sense.

>>44475876
Her kimono look has yet to be surpassed.

>>44465726
>Tanuki fuckers are eating good lately
>Mamizou isn't amongst the main characters (but Ran is!)
What exactly are you Tanukitards eating lately? Glue? Shit? I guess that would form part of a Tanuki's diet. No amount of Mamizou bloat within the story will ever make up for this. A certain fox showed up randomly 20 years later to cuck Mamizou out of the spotlight. I have to wonder, Who Done It!?

fockss???
or nuki???
vote now on your handheld devices

>>44476387
it's fox

>>44476387
The tanuki can turn into the fox. I choose her.

>>44476640
Isn't that a little bit TOO big for an old lady?

fox is more fertile

>>44476661
just big enough
a bit lacking compared to other young ladies like kanako or eirin however

>>44476661
They're a bit too perky for a hag. Like god damn, her nipples are pointing upwards.
She's either lying about her age or they're fake. Not a good look when she's competing against this.

if i get the shiki do i also get the master

A pure fox is fine too.

>>44476734
As a mother in law, yes

>>44476387
I think tanuki is cuter.

>>44468041
They compete by kidnapping a man and rape him before asking him which one of the two was better.

>>44476754

Look at this dirty bitch. Her tail is strong sure, but it's a massive swiffer for all the dirt and gunk on the ground, not to mention a magnet for her smoke. Listen, I lived with a smoker for 14 years, it does not smell good and it clings to your clothes, furniture, walls, everything. I bet it has the reek of alcohol too. You fags will go and think "oh what a soft and fluffy tail!!!" then take a deep huff before reeling back and retching out your breakfast. All the nasty particulate trapped in that mangy ass fur is now in your lungs and coats your hands. Her tail might be nice to relax in if you're used to not taking showers and sleeping on an old dirty mattress.
She deserves to be hosed down like a dog until you stop seeing brown water.

>>44477481
fuckkkk i need a dirty disgusting tanuki wife and i need her NOW

>>44477481
Ok, now describe the scent of Ran's tails.

>>44477516
Yukari for sure has a shower and bathroom amenities from the outside world. Being the dutiful lady she is, Ran takes the pains to care for her tails and they are guaranteed to be soft, groomed, tidy, and smell like her shampoo and conditioner with a hint of whatever incense she was burning that day. Truly a bed of mofu you could fall into and erase your stress and tension.

>>44477481
It's okay, I'll help her keep it nice and clean!

>>44477561
i NEED to huff the tails

>>44476005
>A certain fox showed up randomly 20 years later to cuck Mamizou out of the spotlight. I have to wonder, Who Done It!?
Toby Undertale Fox.

>>44477504
here you go anon

>>44477481
Fox hands typed this post

>>44481787
Do I accept? I'm not really sure what "ghrdrsklfghhghghasdghlkm$#@6$!%%9fghd" means.

>>44465726
Human hag

>>44482552
sir this is a child

>>44482552
Has the age but not the demeanor. No dice.

>>44482614
She may be flat as a brick wall, but this woman is far from a child. Maybe you should get your perscription updated mamizou.

>>44482643
She still thinks smoking makes her look cool. She's absolutely a child.

>>44482662
Would a child have serious anger issues? huh? Would she? How about mokou burns down your house, would that help convince you?

>>44482699
she just doesn't have what makes Yukari. Yuyuko, and Kanako a hag. Missing that secret ingredient.

>>44482699
>Would a child have serious anger issues?
Well, yes, actually. It sounds like what Kaguya should've told Mokou's dad was to discipline his daughter correctly.

I want to give erotic foot massage

>>44482243
That's the sound of her drunkenly gargling her sake.

>>44482741
big breasts
sexually frustrated
slightly insecure due to age
mature looking
wife material

highly impregnable

>>44482552
Flatkou

>>44484726
indeed

>>44483621
She would tease you so much

>>44477481
I spent all last night thinking about her while falling asleep.

>>44477504
Same.

>>44489843

>>44484726
Generally has a smug aura too.

>>44501890
But I heard from that little oni that Yukari's smug aura breaks down completely the moment a man displays interest in her.

>>44502219
That's pretty cute

>Hag thread
>Nobody post my wife
Why?

It's a real shame Misumaru wasn't a hit with the fanbase given she has so much hag vibes. If most other hags have mom vibes, she has downright grandma vibes.

>>44502835
Can you elaborate more, please?

>>44502835
Enlighten us then

>>44502835
We're a small crowd, but there are a few of us Misumaru enthusiasts.
>>44502846
The attitude Misumaru has towards Reimu throughout the dialogue they share in her boss encounter and in the alternate ending of Reimu all kind of set up Misumaru for a grandma role, granted it takes the usual exaggerations and loose nature of the fandom.
She's protective of Reimu to a degree since she's using the Yin Yang Orbs, really not wanting Reimu to die since Stage 4 is an anoxic mine. She also provides a magatama needed to explore it in the Extra stage (Granted that's for every character. She's on your side and is the one offering you a card before fighting Momoyo, and laments the fact you're fighting Momoyo, which is essentially Tsukasa's fault). She's proud of Reimu once she's defeated, and when invited back to the shrine, she explains a bunch of stuff which Reimu finds boring in the same way a child could find the stories of their grandparents at a dinner table boring.

>>44502219
The smug aura breaking down when pressed enough is also common, but hags are usually smug otherwise. In Yukari's case it might be tricky getting to that point. Not because she's particularly tough but because once she starts getting uncomfortable it's very easy for her to quickly gap away after making a flippant remark about it being foolish that a human is interested in such a youkai or something along those lines. Which is still embarrassing for her, but it won't help anyone trying to get into her gap.

>>44503118
That much is fair, her value for her reputation would make it unlikely for her to allow a charisma break to be seen that easily, but with her lack of a social life just displaying minor but consistent fondness would be enough to essentially ensure she's captured, so to speak.

>>44503118
>quickly gap away after making a flippant remark about it being foolish that a human is interested in such a youkai

>Randomly see gap with her appearing nearby commenting on something you're doing as if she was there the entire time without even saying hello
>act like she didnt just appear unnanounced
>small talk
>by the way i like the robes you're wearing, i usually see you with the purple dress, i think they both look nice on you. or some other compliment
>she tries her hardest to hold in her smile, saying it's impudent for you to say things like that and that flattery will get you nowhere
>leaves quickly in an effort to not be seen embarassed by that
>goes back home and drops happily into her bed hugging her pillow and rolling with it

i think about this a lot

>>44504177
God I wish someone was happy about my existence...

>>44502736
If she's really your wife, then it's your responsibility.

>>44504177
This but
>by the way i like the robes you're wearing, i usually see you with the purple dress, i think they both look nice on you. or some other compliment
>”kyhahaha, this little human just tried complimenting me! That’s just so sad. Maybe you should get with your kind first before trying to get with someone like me, funny human. Sigh, I’ll tell leave now”
>gaps away and makes fun of you behind your back

That’s how it would actually go

>>44517363
this is why she has no friends and nobody likes her

>>44517363
>>gaps away and brags to the other Sages that SHE was the first one to get complimented by the Outsider behind your back
ftfy

>>44482629
Yeah if we are not counting demeanor then suddenly lots and lots of 2hus are 2hags

>>44477624
Yeah its a funny meme but this was way too close to the end of the games development for him to be a deciding factor in Ran making an appearance. The game was already set to release. I dont think ZUN could restructure the entire story/game to have Ran as a main character AND give her a cool new theme song because some guy he likes asked for her to be in the game at the very last millisecond. She was already going to be in this game whether or not Toby said anything. The game is about beasthus and she is the strongest beasthu.

>>44520798
Saki and Yuuma are better than Ran.

>>44513559
Exactly

What does my dear /jp/ thinks about my
beloved favorite girl and immortal wife ?

>>44522618
Her obsessive loyalty is second only to Hisami.
Also CiLR shows that in spite of her still being way to eager to jump to murder, she, and the rest of the Lunarians barring some of the top brass like Tsukuyomi, are more well-adjusted individuals than most of Gensokyo's residents.

>>44522618
I think she’s a rude bitch

>>44521884
Pure mama.
Pure sex.

>>44523662
She may be a rude bitch
But she stills being my rude bitch
And I love her unconditionally

>>44522618
I think her apprentice is hotter.

>>44523826
Do you think we can considerate the
Watatsuki Sisters to be Hags ?

>>44523839
They have the age and figure for it, but when it comes to demeanor, it's questionable in Toyohime's case, and Yorihime completely lacks the standard haghu traits.

>>44522618
Top momterial.

>>44521870
you are wrong and I will not argue further with you and your terrible opinions

Love Ran!

Ran is best and has the best fans!

>>44517466
based
>>44517363
bad

Ran is so beautiful. I have such wonderful things to show you this fall, and winter.

please quit posting this abomination

>>44524314
Would her breast milk make you immortal?

>>44536126
Just because she's in a wheelchair doesn't mean you have to call her an abomination

>>44536255
It's because she's forever bound to a chair that she's an abomination… at tony hawk pro skater 3

>>44522618
her boss theme is amazing.

>>44523839
both happily married. toyohime promptly arranged so her sister wouldn't become a kissless virgin hag.

>>44543124
what's her right hand doin?

>>44543359
She is Gensokyo's tax collector and is waiting to you pay it.

I love Kanako and I will not be shy about it.

>>44547077
She's the shy one.

>>44547077
There's never a reason to be shy about hag love.
Since I know someone will want to know, whether they ask or not, the artist is Oo Gata Ken.

Balls.

>>44547123
Warrior-looking Kanako...

>>44547133
Nothing can penetrate her armor except for your compliments. She will be left a blushing mess.

>>44547077
I don't blame you. Kanako is an alluring woman.

>>44547138
The dream
>>44547143
So obviously correct
Don't need to say anything more

>>44547133
Considering her canon backstory, and her mythological basis being married to a god of warfare, it's no surprise that the look fits her so well.

I am not big fan of Kanako, but I respect a lot her fans, they are really courteous

>>44547214
That thousand yard stare. Further evidence that hags are guaranteed to be good mothers… provided they get over that important hurdle of finding a man.

>>44547270
I would like to make Kanako into the greatest mother in Gensokyo!

>>44547178
Yesyes!
Intimidating...

>>44547214
Why is her daughter so dumb?

>>44547377
Being intimated is a plebian response. I only feel arousal in the face of Kanako's imposing presence.

>>44547560
Based.

>>44543359
Ran knows exactly how to turn groaning boys into moaning girls.

I want to get drunk with haghu's

>>44552061
I probably couldn't keep up with a 1000+ year old youkai, but I'd definitely try.

>>44465726
So cute.

>>44552631

>>44561497
Me on the left (HELP)

>>44561683
I'll take your place

>>44561497
At least (most of) the hags aren't oni, where death by liver failure is basically guaranteed. What's the worst that could happen?

she better enjoy drinking alcohol now because soon she'll be unable to for 9+ months

>>44562733
Death by liver failure is far more merciful than the antics you'd have to deal with from drunken hags, where you'd be lucky just to get away with minimal molestation.

>>44562991
Why is Kanako crying? Did I do something wrong? I feel bad seeing her usually cute face look so sad.

>>44563134
in that pic she's just ranting to suwako about how she can't find a good man despite being a goddess and keeps talking about that outsider pretending she doesn't like him

>>44562991
>>44563145
I will hug her until she smiles again!

>>44562991
Molestation by hags is supposed to be a bad thing?

Tights and gloves are a near mandatory pickup for Yukari as she's very self conscious and believes the'll help her potentially hide the effects old age may have on her skin, insignificant as they may be as a Youkai.
She has not spread the word out in order to edge out her hag competition.

>>44563496
It's the least bad. Worst case scenario you end up with a pelvis turned to dust and locked away so you don't talk to other women.

Yukari needs more confidence

>>44564472
Yukari needs a hug
Or like, maybe a thousand hugs

>>44564605
She gets very soft hugs, just too stubborn to ask for them.

>>44563623
What a load of hogwash. First off, a hag would hold her booze much better than a human, so she's unlikely to get inebriated enough to accidentally damage her precious, blackout-drunk hubby-to-be. And about locking him away, well maybe that's not so bad. The world's a dangerous place, and humans are so very young and fragile. Someone older and wiser probably knows better, so it makes sense to go with her wishes to protect him from trouble. Shielding him from other women is important too, they are dangerous, imagine how intolerable it would be for the hag if a HORRID SHREW managed to steal a man I worked so hard to get! Just a nonsensical post.

>>44564847
>imagine how intolerable it would be for the hag if a HORRID SHREW managed to steal a man I worked so hard to get!
Being reverse NTR'd courtesy of the pink hermit sounds like a dream come true honestly.

I daydream about 2hu a lot
One of them is surprising your hag wife as she's cooking with a hug from behind and a kiss

But often I struggle imagining how you'd be able to do it with Ran
Would you just squeeze through the tails
Would she move them to the side?
Maybe with some magic she'd be able to make them disappear temporarily if she wanted to

Maybe like open them so that you get in the center with all the other tails wrapping around you?

How would one hug Ran from behind?

And subsequently grope her chest from behind too but let's go by parts

>>44565357
>But often I struggle imagining how you'd be able to do it with Ran
Doggystyle, duh

>>44565357
>How would one hug Ran from behind?
Probably a little difficult, depending on how cheeky she's being; but it would be very nice either way.

>>44566573
Ran's tails kill?! And here I had thought being enveloped in them would be the most pleasurable feeling ever conceivable.

>>44566891
If you were to believe the infographic, her tits are a lethal weapon as well.
She is simply too pleasurable, "mofu-sensory overload" followed by brain death or something.

How could those horny, desperate hags become the keeper of Gensokyo? What could happen to the male villagers under their control?

>>44564613
I bet if you hugged her she would get all haughty at you for being so daring, and then change her tune and ask why you're stopping when you try letting go (she's not letting go).
>>44565357
>Maybe like open them so that you get in the center with all the other tails wrapping around you?
You'd have to be very careful doing that.

Hags are super boring! I much prefer young girls, like that cute bunny girl who works at Eientei!

>>44565357
>How would one hug Ran from behind
Thought I was the only one who thought about this
Maybe you just press against the tails? Although the base of the tails would probably be harder to press against

>>44569779
>>44567020
>>44566891
>>44565357
You just know where this is going.

>>44569958
I think it's an actual interesting question

Like picture yourself
You married Ran, like always she's the embodiment of a perfect wife, is fun to talk to and as much as you think you're quite skilled at housecare she always has you beat, but both of you enjoy the healthy competition. She's perfect at cooking, she has a clever tongue so she's also quite fun to joke around when she gets playful.

So one morning she wakes up earlier than usual and you see her preparing breakfast, you approach her from behind as she's busy, and though she already heard you she pretends she hasn't, knowing you want to surprise her with a loving hug

How do you hug your wife from the back?
How do you work your way around the tails

>>44569779
Almost every Ranfag has contemplated this question
>>44569958
Imagine being carried around in the mofu cage while she does her chores, or carried back home after dozing off

>>44573201
Imagine accidentally callinf Ran mama haha
That would be terrible

>>44564613
said this in another thread
but the lack of Ran Yukari harem content is criminally low

since both of them live together it's easier for you to imagine married to both than just one and sort of avoiding the other one

they're also my top 2 2hus so naturally i wanna impregnate both

>>44573243
>accidentally callinf Ran mama
It's your duty to make her one

/jp/ wants to fuck THIS?

>>44579230
what the fuck Anon this is a blue board

>>44579230
I want to fuck the female human-looking cute version of that
Picunrel

>>44579230
cute CUTE!

You can instantly defeat hags by telling them you love her

>>44588473
Does Yukari randomly gap a guys dick into her bedroom and start playing with it no matter where he is?

>>44547214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aynzmlt_qfc

>>44579230
Fat as fuck!

>>44579230
The only thing I want to do is PET that adorable creature!

>>44588211
Aw, I like how the setting is at his apartment, so that means she sneaked out of Gensokyo just to have fun with him. It's real sweet.

>>44551310
I want her to turn me into a drooling retard.

https://files.catbox.moe/13qfah.jpeg
She's such a fattie!

>>44604202
Same here friend. I want my speech to be slurring, grammar to be terrible. I want to be reduced to the point where im stuffing square blocks in round holes. To have my simplistic thoughts loop and head hurt whenever i try to think. Forgetting things easily. Zero logical thinking. To struggle with basic arithmetic. All because the fox wanted to make me moan like a girl and she isnt done yet.

>>44551310
>>44604202
>>44604365
I'm the straightest guy I know and I still get wet dreams about getting my prostate tickled by Ran

>>44604739
"straightest"

>>44604753
Hey, it's still male-with-female sex

>>44604739
no need to be afraid of your body

>>44604753
The dark side of /ss/ is a pathway to many desires some consider to be unnatural.

>>44547143
Those eyes are saying something but I don't know what it is

>>44604859
She wants someone to tuck her into bed and leave for the night, clearly.

>>44604739
>>44604753
Its not gay at all. The form and function/movment of the finger is vastly different to the peen when it comes to assplay. And that finger happens to belong to a very beautiful woman. You'd have to be Lunarian levels of crazy to think that getting fucked in the ass by a big burly man is the same as getting a love tap from your fox mom. If you still think it's gay then I'm going to be forced to assume you're a homosexual because you're incapable of being fingerbanged without imagining cocks in your ass.

>>44570558
Push past the tails and wrap my arms around her waist while dry humping her huge ass. Grope her tits too. Kiss her on the cheek and ask her if she can spoon feed me breakfast this time.

>>44589507
>Does Yukari randomly gap a guys dick into her bedroom and start playing with it no matter where he is?
yes

>>44605196
>ask her if she can spoon feed me breakfast this time.
After getting her in the mood like that the only feeding you're getting is mouth to mouth

What if I want to dominate the fox

Nothing against prostate stuff but I think I'd rather make her go feral, maybe so intense she digs her nails into my back and I end up with bite marks too

And have something like this happen every fox mating season

>>44605572
You have the right idea. Why does it always have to be femdom with older women?

>>44605600
>Why does it always have to be femdom with older women?
Right, why can't it be femdom with all women?

>>44579230

>>44605638
Glorious.

>>44605572
This, but you gotta wind her up first so she's extra agitated. Pack your bags and leave a day or two before she goes into heat, then play a long game of cat and mouse. It leaves her high and dry for a while and all those hormones drives her singlemindedly on your trail. You think you're safe for another night at a hut you found… until you hear the sound of breaking glass. You can't escape the inevitable, but you can try* to wrestle her down to be on top.

>>44605638
Mamizou plays Dark Souls?!

>>44605686
she's not very good, should've had havel's ring if she was going to fat roll that much

>>44605669
Always remember to take refuge in the shrine when evading foxes who are in season! It won't save you, but her predator instincts will enjoy stalking you until she can catch you alone.

>>44604775
That pic isn't ss, anon

>>44607210
it's better to dream

>>44607210
I honestly thought the punchline was him referencing that vore/unbirthing doujin.

>>44566981
Human villagers are a broken people. They prefer outsiders. Those still have some spirit left.

>>44607261
Human villagers know that human women are the only women who they should be allowed to sleep with. Predatory youkai cannot be allowed to prey in human males, so they ensure their seed is kept within the human race. Unfortunately, nobody has (yet) told the outsiders about this.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111660066
soggy ran

>>44611434
I like this artist
He draws ran very cute
And occasionally draws Yukari too if you're into the whole married to both master and Shiki daydreaming

>>44605669
Making her that horny is just inciting femdom urges inside her. Beasthus are above humans in strength and shes above every other beasthu. You cannot out wrestle her. Get her when she is in a calm state. She'll passively accept the dicking and mating press.

Nobody here wants to have sex with these animals right?
I hope not.

Nobody here wants to have sex with these animals right?
I hope not.

>>44612746
What kind of loser wants a beasthu?
It's just a hop skip and jump from bestiality!
Godhus are where it's at.

>>44613025
what do regular sexually frustrated youkai women that arent beasts qualify as

>>44613060
Top wife matierial is what.

>>44612664
Never said you had much of a chance of winning, just that you can "try" to. The best time to instant loss them is when they are calm and full of themselves, then you hit them with a charisma break move and follow through in their confusion and shattered composure.

Love Ran!

Ran always wins!

>>44579230
DEVELOPER...?

>>44612746
Hagfags want to have sex with
Tanuki
Foxes
Snakes
Axolotls
Sunflowers

>>44614950
and of course, the furtive coelacanth

Best family

>>44614950
What Touhou is the axolotl? You don't mean SWK, do you?

>>44614960
Yukari is and axolotl

>>44614960
Mamizou can turn Yukari into an axolotl in AoCF

>>44614970
>>44614982
Whoa what the hell

>>44614982
wait a minute... that expression...

Ran can't stop winning!

>>44614991
Salamander gap...
>>44615001
I think Mamizou can turn Tenshi into the catfish too.

>>44615096
Hold on. Celestials are known for having husband hunting veils. Tenshi turns into a catfish... how many celestials are catfishing impressionable people online?

>>44536255
>>44536961
Cripple hags are so erotic

"We're not so different you and I."

>>44612746
I like Mamizou's friend with the closed eyes. You just know she's on some devious shit.

How do they cope knowing that in less than 100 years (You), the only person to ever give them attention in a long time, will be dead and buried?

>>44617833
If they really cared they would do all they can to unnaturally extend my lifespan.

>>44617416
>friend
Those aren't all her great great granddaughters?

Ran!

>>44617864
>mamizou is a giga-virgin just like every other 2hag aside from junko

>>44617416
She looks like she regularly sleeps with human villagers then blackmails them by claiming she's going to tell everybody you fucked a yokai.

>>44620594
What's she gonna do when she bumps into a human who's proud to have dicked down an animal (youkai)?

>>44620604
Get married

I want to hug, I want to be hugged

>>44622312
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/ffzkvcow.mp4

>>44622524
Adorable

>>44620625
Marrying a tanuki minion!

>>44576322
I agree completely, haremanon. They pair so well with each other and contrast each other well too. Being pampered by Ran then pampering the lazy and smug Yukarin and sleeping with her (not just sex, actually taking nice long naps with her). Two busty blondes to have as wives, this idea should be explored way more often. Threesomes with the Yakumos would be great too. Either its just plain fucking or double femdom from both of them. They can put their massive fucking brains to good use and give incredible sex. They're also two sugar mommies, so they'd spoil the shit out of the young man they seduced.

>>44614377
You're kind of treating them like they're teenage girls you knew from HS and not 1000+ year old entities.

Not bad for their age!

>>44623910
Material is showing that Yukari under the faux mysteriousness is as emotionally stunted as one

It's Rans world. We are just living on it.

what is the appeal of MMD Ran

>>44624780
There is none.

>>44624780
spitefagging threads

>>44624780
Anon DON'T-

>>44624780
She's cute, fun and 3D. You can watch her dance and do stuff with her. Just another way to appreciate her.

>>44576322
>>44623864
Based

I like the idea that neither of them have experience in love and seeing the new outsider is catching the attention of not just other youkai but also human women from the village they propose to each other to cooperate and/or share as they may be in a disadvantage against these younger girls

Unaware (You) are more than fine with older women, specially ones with such perfect figures

Not a big fan of that one mmd ran model I prefer the other one like that mp4 that guy sent

Though I like the slitted fox pupils, I think she should be portrayed with that more often.
Also about the haremfags, I do remember one where this mmd ranfag sent one where she's dancing with Yukari in a bikini or something

I'd do them

>>44625022
>>44624813

>>44625022
They have come a long way since this.

>>44624993
I think it'd be funny to bully 900+ year old hags who somehow managed to go the whole time without attracting anyone. That's a whole new level of pathetic right there. There was a series of Yuuka images on this theme a while back.

I prefer foxes...

>>44625104
Based

>>44625507

>>44625097
sex

but the bitrate in this video is kinda bad. do better.

>>44625920
Just go on youtube, nicovideo and iwara. I'll sometimes link to nice ones.

>>44625104
>Yuuka images on this theme a while back.
I need them NOW

>>44576322
Yeah it would be just weird if you just imagined a married life to Yukari for example and just completely ignore or avoid Ran

I can imagine it with Chen as she's a child (can get some parenting experience before inevitable hag impregnation) , but just completely avoiding the other blonde busty super beautiful woman of the house seems more complicated than just picturing doing both

>>44627923
You just need to remember that Ran isn't actually a person, it's Yukari's computer. And you don't put your dick in your wife's computer.

>>44576322
Would Ran have the stones to take Yukari's man if she really wanted him?

>>44628118
while yukari may sleep
a man still has needs

>>44628278
she'll be a little problematic if Ran has a go at him before she does

I am ashamed to admit that I have the hots for Kanako. She's weirdly charming but at her core shes just so lame, unstylish and granny like.

>>44628321
If Ran wanted me to cuck Yukari with her I would simply say no and tell Yukari what Ran tried.

I am proud to admit that I have the hots for Kanako.

And Junko, and Byakuren, and Kasen, and Toyohime and Megumu who are hag-adjacent.

>>44628388
>I would simply say no
Bold of you to assume you had a choice. You are already foxxed.

>>44628443
YUKARI HEEELLLP YOUR MINION IS SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!!!

>>44628443
Just say no and ask her to respect your boundaries. A servant of Yukari is always going to respect your boundaries.

>>44628574
Yukari has gone to hibernation early this year. She won't hear you no matter how loud both of you are…
>>44628589
Some boundaries are meant to be broken, like her hymen.

She is a great computer.

A new mascot/promoter has arrived.

>>44628355
Going to the shrine and confessing your admiration with Kanako!
She goes bright red and excuses herself into the shrine with Suwako and Sanae!
She returns later and says that as a god she needs to have a close relationship with her subjects, so some one on one time is fine!
You grab her hand to hold and notice it's all sweaty! You hope she's not sick with something!

>>44627938


That whole Shiki business with Ran is kinda weird

Like Shiki are meant to be like a program meant to be a sort of new personality overriding the previous one, but Ran has never shown the Shikigami possessing the fox and rather just seeming like it's just the same with it basically just being a title in her case
And in the latest game she does mention she willingly did leave the animal realm like she more than does have her own free will unlike Mai or satono

Which is all weird because it sort of implies that she's a special case but at the same time why have that definition of Shikigami when her and Chen are literally the only ones around

Getting up to mischief!

Mischief you say?

would ran get upset if you joked about being attracted to a tanuki

>haha it was just a joke

>>44636797
She would decide this bratty human needs correction.

>>44636797
at least it's not some younger, more fertile fox

The fox days of summer!

3D a shit, A SHIT

>>44631063
Yukari does have other shikigami, but they're literal crows and are much closer to traditional familiars. Problem with making this convoluted computer definition for them is that Ran and Chen still have to be characters, and there's only so far the "they're basically AGI" cope can take you because then we'd be discussing what the difference is between a person and something that is indistinguishable from a person.
Their characters don't fit that mold, and between the conflicting information on how they work—like Chen being the same possessed or not—it feels like an afterthought and doesn't have any bearing on how the character acts.
You could say that every possible action or response Ran & Chen makes was preprogrammed, but at that point you might as well stop talking about them as computers since the concept is a moot point if they functionally have free will. They're also flesh and blood youkai, furthering their reality from the analogy unless you start throwing out scifi technobabble terms like wetware and such.
I'd rework the definition to fit their situation more and closer to mythology. Chen is a shikigami possessed by Ran, who is in turn possessed by Yukari. A possessed shiki gains power in exchange for following commands. Ran describes the process much more mathematically using formulas upon formulas to get on Yukari's level, Chen doesn't have the mental capacity to do to it to that extent, but she is still strong with magic when under possession and stronger when she is closer to Ran. In mythology a shikigami is resentful for it's possession because they are often taken against their will, so if that possession is lifted they jump at the chance and turn on the master. I think this is the source of the computer analogy ZUN developed since the master has to give complex orders to prevent the resentful shiki from doing things against their wishes. I don't think Yukari has to worry about that since Ran seems fond of her and the difference in power is ridiculous; Ran also doesn't have to worry about Chen for those same reasons.

>>44636976
bold words from a foxlet in tail distance

>>44636797
Wouldn't wanna be in the same room as those two together

I just don't think too much about the shikigami stuff because it's obvious ZUN doesn't.

>>44637225
this, it's basically flavor text slapped on to make them seem more interesting

Why did Ran have to be so pretty?

>>44637269
Foxes are known for taking on the forms of beautiful women to drive men to ruin.

Eternal summer with Ran!

>>44637282
Nogitsune are bad.

Kitsune can be tricksters. How much should we invest in a dead fox computer?

Let's find out!

LOL dont respond to the crazy mmd spammer

Ran is an important character in the Touhou universe!

>>44637340
That's the real question. What are you really going to get if any attempt is made? She would be cold as ice. (In a manner of speaking)

well this is the end, hope we all enjoyed the hag (fox) thread

>>44637461
so long. may we once again see better days

>>44637399
Debatable. Since touhou follows nebulous random Jap mythology and mixes in random magic and fantastical fiction who knows? We love an idea. An idea we can shape in so many ways in many forms of media to please us. It's open ended. That's what makes it fun and let's so many artists like 3D modelers and lore imaginers to bring Ran to life all working around a certain highly obscure framework Jun'ya created.

>>44637461
>>44637509
See ya Ran haters. Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

>>44637461
It seems to be divine punishment. It was a Mamizou thread then we hijacked it. Then we got hijacked by the blight that is the 3D Ran poster. I fucking wish we didnt have to deal with this tumor. Ran threads are doomed to be shit for the rest of time.

>>44637511
Lol. Have you seen vrporns 3d ran or vrchat?

>>44637593
Mods just don't give a shit huh considering this obvious case of ban evasion

>>44637593
well if OP didn't invite foxfags and set us up for race war hijinks, this could have been avoided

>>44637593
If you hate Ran, why post her and complain? You guys are seriously ill. Dumb off topic pic poster. Tired of Ran haters in Ran threads. I mean for 8-9 years now? Move the airwolf on.

I'd pay good money for Ran, Chen and Momiji threads to not be attacked by shitposters who only shitpost and not talk about them. Alas, it's not meant to be here. Altchans are OK though.

Lol I kinda just want to post 3dran more now because it makes you babyskinned kids angry.

Would bang 3d ran. W/my d.

>>44636797
I'm not joking though

>>44636976
The spellcard ''Shikigami "Channeling Dakiniten'' all but proves that Ran is infinitely more fertile than that one tailed harlot. Dakiniten being buddhist manifestation of the shinto deity Inari. A deity that embodies many things, one amongst them being fertility. Dakiniten also governs sexual love. So Ran is as fertile as volcanic soil and sexy to boot and has nine fluffy tails, signifying her divine pedigree. Meanwhile the foxlet would probably struggle to push out ONE baby from those narrow hips of hers. She'd fail to feed it too given how FLAT she is.

>>44637732
That's fine, but don't be a dick about it. Don't sink to the disruptions level. Also, about the porn... Yeah, but Ran is much more than that. I did tactile sensation stuff through visuals in a few programs. I am also educating a Ran. Check out f95zone. Gotta keep hush hush about that before the Ran haters know. ;)

tfw you will never make Ran cry by cheating on her with Mamizou (you are a sadist)

>>44638008
Ran is an ancient youkai
she would rip out your spine like a fucking tree stump

>>44637880
really cute but I don't have a vr setup.

>>44638008
>>44638035
she told you anon, she warned you about being unfaithful

>>44638035
Yet here we are with our imaginations.
Makes you wonder why or how you can hate some other fans thoughts or creativity. You want dark Ran... you got it.

>>44638048
Did you register?

>>44638035
rip to anon but I'm built different

Hag siesta

>>44638136
Yea, been registered. Onatsuyu2

Glad Ran got a recent push.

>>44638257
Pm'ed

>>44628355
She's the best goddess, it's no surprise.
No shame, only pride!

Staying up late listening to stories with RAN!

>>44628355
As someone who also has the hots for Kanako, she's like a cool wine aunt. The sexy snake MILF lady on the mountain. On top that, her design couldn't be any less far from unstylish. I mean, she's a walking Shinto shrine for crying out loud!

>>44636797
Expect immediate rape correction and psycho conditioning, mind control, painful edging and hypnosis. All of which are meant condition you into not liking tanuki. Ran has created the following copypasta for the cheating anon to repeat to himself dozens of times:

Total Tanuki Death! Kill Tanuki. Behead Tanuki. Roundhouse kick a Tanuki into the concrete. Slam dunk a Tanuki baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy raccoons. Defecate in a Tanuki's food. Launch Tanuki into the sun. Stir fry Tanuki in a wok. Toss Tanuki into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Tanuki gas tank. Judo throw Tanuki into a woodchipper. Twist Tanuki heads off. Report Tanuki to the The Ministry of Right and Wrong. Karate chop Tanuki in half. Curb stomp pregnant Tanuki. Trap Tanuki in quicksand. Crush Tanuki in the trash compactor. Liquefy Tanuki in a vat of acid. Eat Tanuki. Dissect Tanuki. Exterminate Tanuki in the gas chamber. Stomp Tanuki skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Tanuki in the oven. Lobotomize Tanuki. Mandatory abortions for Tanuki. Grind Tanuki fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Tanuki in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Tanuki with a ray gun. Kick old Tanuki down the stairs. Feed Tanuki to alligators. Slice Tanuki with a katana. Inflate a Tanuki's disgustingly oversized balls with air until it pops. Bust a Tanuki's sweaty hairy ball sack.

Unfortunately all of this is undone when Mamizou kidnaps you and undoes all the conditioning. Rinse repeat.

Good thread! Love Ran!

>>44646075
please for the love of god touch grass, I don't want to know how long this has been going on.

i do not like MMD Ran

>>44646442
seven years

>>44646829
I wish i were here before the Ran threads were corrupted.