/jp/ - Otaku Culture

wanna bet?

>>4463704
o rly?

"Bunny" is the one of the favorite nicknames of overweight girls.

Their piss reeks anyway.

Who would want that inferior bunny anyway?

>>4463712
Yeah, I'll bet.

I tried. Their | is too small for me to get in, and I'm almost micro.

>>4463763
What other animals have you raped?

>>4463704
There was an incident like this in Sydney, Australia. They captured him after the pet store got suspicious and they found the pile of semen filled rabbit corpses outside his office window.

>>4463768

My dog was the first attempt. Kept running while I was trying to get into position.

And it is not rape in certain states as long as you don't harm the animal.

>>4463763
1. more lube
2. more force

If you're going around raping animals, you probably won't care if it turns into raping dead animals now, would you.

>>4463768
dogs are best

>>4463774

>>4463779
>>4463775
>>4463774
>>4463768
I'd rather get raped by an animal per masters orders.
Am I the only one :3c

>>4463775

Look, having sex with animals and going to jail for having sex with animals are two entirely different things.

only vag us OTAKU CULTURE fags will ever get without paying for it

>>4463787
No rape for you.

>>4463779
How do you know lions aren't better?

>>4463816

Well, I'm not him... but in addition to my dog I've tried several of my uncles cats.

Not so good.

Had sex with a bunny once. Had to make the hole wider, it was really messy, and the bunny just wasn't the same.

How sordid.

I really can't imagine how fucking animals could be any better than my hand or an onahole. I don't really feel like trying out either.

itt:

people lying about rape

>>4463786

>>4463844
they aren't your hand and they are warm.

>>4463858
nothing alittle icy hot and a sock can't fix.

>>4463858
You can heat up and keep warm onaholes fairly easy, and you won't have some smelly animal in front of you.

>>4463825
what kind of dog?

>This thread

average day in /jp/

>>4463937
God hating furfags circa ~1400 BC.

>>4463937
Old outdated laws. Jesus told me that all I have to do is love him and then I can get into heaven.

>>4463962
Fucking your pets is still a no-no.

>>4463937

i fucked a human, science says they are part of the animal kingdom

where's your counter-retort, God-kun?

>>4463937
Isn't death a bit extreme for bestiality?

>>4463979
No.

>>4463979
Isn't bestiality a bit too extreme for death?

>>4463978
Humans are NOT part of the animal kingdoms. That's why they are called animals and we are called humans.

Bad science never got anyone anywhere.

>>4463983
Why am I laughing so hard at this facial expression?

>>4463978
it's called species.

>>4463981
But I like reading about women getting rammed up the ass by a horse. Do they really deserve to die for entertaining me?

If you've ever seen a dogsex video, that dog is having THE TIME OF ITS LIFE. It's not cruel. It should be legal and actually mandated that you fuck your dog.

>>4463985

Explain to me then why humans are the only one of billions of species on the planet not put into this category, then.

*puts on arguing hat*

>>4463991
Women getting raped by animals is a completely different matter. Fucking monster girls, too.
Actually, anything 2d is pretty a-ok.

>>4463985
Actually, humans are cathegorized as animals.

Scientific classification
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Family: Hominidae
Subfamily: Homininae
Tribe: Hominini
Genus: Homo
Species: H. sapiens

>>4463997
until you find natural occurence of a dog fucking a chimp

no go

>>4464016
I bet if you left some around together long enough they'd do it

I wonder if I can get a grant for this

>>4464035
Japan did it already. With whales and cows.

It was actually just an excuse for whaling, but it was also quite hilarious.

>>4464016
Pretty sure dolphins are okay with bestiality.

>>4464035
Only the human being is perverse enough to try something like that. And dolphins.

tsk tsk tsk... Shame on you people...

You can't even determine the difference between humans, and other kinds of animals...

Animal = A living thing with organisms in their body.

>>4464055
>Animal = A living thing with organisms in their body.

So plants are animals too? Somehow, I don't think you are a very well read person.

>>4463997

Gunna need to back up your claims here, anon

Yes this is a thinly veiled sauce request

>>4464061
Yes, they are "Autotrophs" as the sci. people calls 'em.

What? you thought plants aren't animals? Go read your biology book or something...

>>4464052
Bonobos are close contenders too.

Also, the response of pollen to anything wet (like your mouth or inside of your nose) is to try and mate with it. Not to mention fly orchids, which imitate female flies so well that males attempt to mate with the flowers.

>>4463997
Image source?

>>4464081
pixiv (learn2pixiv)

>>4464072
Still not part of the Animalia kingdom. Try again without distorted information.

>>4464084
I know how to pixiv.

Artist name or anything?

This topic is not worthy of serious discussion.

>>4464102
http://iqdb.org/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.4chan.org%2Fjp%2Fsrc%2F1266911966690.png

>>4464007
You'll believe anything a textbook tells you, huh?

Humans were created in God's image, animals are inferior beings without a true consciousness. Humans are superior. Well, most are.

>>4464093
They are fucking plants damnit!

>>4464102
IQDB -> Danbooru -> Pixiv
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=8644806

You don't need to IQDB shit, here's a hint

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=<PUT ORIGINAL FILENAME # HERE>

>>4464106
Ah I forgot about that site... Well most likely the name.

Thanks anon.

>>4464116
Without the extension.

>>4464107
Oh faux Christian troll, never change.

>>4464107

Get out, God-faggot.

>>4464016

Rape every creature you come into contact with

>>4464123
Doesn't work if the person who posted the image saved it from 4chan and reposted. IQDB works almost all the time.

>>4464138
Well yeah obviously. But if a pic has a 7-8 digit filename you can be pretty sure it's a pixiv ID. I always post with those so people don't need to ask the source or search around on danbooru.

>>4464146
True. I just have the IQDB extension, so just right click an image and IQDB it for sauce. It's faster for me doing it that way than Frankenstein-ing a url.

Meh, on the web of fall, I find lots of people pretending to be christians and just putting themselves as idiots.

Why? I ask myself...

>>4463851
Why is moemizi raping Sakuya?

>>4464155
Oh, I didn't know that existed. I have a pixiv shortcut though so all I have to do is type px <number>

Internet methods chat

>>4464127
Love how you blacked out your license plate, Dave.
What was the point if you leave your full name in it?

Is everyone in this thread drunk off their ass?
(brb vodka, lol)

>>4464051Japan did it already. With whales and cows.
wat

>>4465799
http://journals.cambridge.org/action/displayFulltext?type=1&fid=60178&jid=ZYG&volumeId=8
&issueId=03&aid=60177

Well, at least it beats the research on breeding tunicates with sea urchins, which may have succeeded. I don't have free fulltext of that, so you'll have to contend with Wikipedia:

>Sea squirts have become a testing ground in the controversy about the extent to which cross-species gene transfer and hybridization have influenced animal evolution. In 1990, Donald I. Williamson of the University of Liverpool (U.K.) fertilised sea squirt (Ascidia mentula) eggs with sea urchin (Echinus esculentus) sperm resulting in fertile adults that resembled urchins, but Michael W. Hart of Simon Fraser University failed to find sea-squirt DNA in tissue samples from the supposed hybrids. Williamson claims to have repeated the experiment with sea urchin eggs and sea squirt sperm, producing sea urchin larvae which developed into squirt-like juveniles. Michael Syvanen of the University of California has further suggested that sea squirts are themselves descended from a hybrid between a chordate and an ancestor of sea urchins

This is why I love biology, especially that of invertebrates. Nothing is too ridiculous.

While we discussing it.
Anons, can you recommend eroge with bestiality(but without tentacles)?
Inb4: games by Delta.

>>4464051
That's true. Dolphins even don't mind to rape human or two
Proof:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin#Reproduction_and_sexuality

Anyway,
where can I get one of these?

>>4466196
ask /an/

Gee, thanks OP

:/

There is only one answer to OP

>>4466428
the rabbit makes a nice stew?

>>4463873

Full bred Chow.

>>4463704
Can I sexes kitty then?

>>4468367
>neko-romancer

>>4468367
Only if you don't mind dying in the attempt.

This thread shall never die.

>>4468348
Aren't Chows kind of small?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7NTYeRg5Dg

Monkey goat bondage. Having sex with different species is perfectly normal.

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You will never have sex with a mouse.

Pettophilia thread?
And I didn't notice?

>>4469596
But they're so irresistibly cute and tiny tiny.

>>4468763

Depends on what you mean by small.

I for one look forward to the day when geneticists produce subhumans, differentiated from normal humans by their animal characteristics, in order to be owned by and serve true humans.
They're not the same species so it is easy to avoid any civil rights issues. You'll just have fringe groups like PETA. They're safer than robots due to biological limitations and limited intelligence. And they're warm enough to take to bed at night.

>>4469613
Sign me in.

>>4468382
But I love Ran too D:

>>4469691
Well, I'm home.

>>4471306
Threesome with Ran and Chen? Sounds dangerous.

>>4470595
I WANT THAT