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Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke Anonymous Mon Feb 22 23:31:13 2010 No.4462627 [Reply] [Original]

>"We honestly had no idea people did not enjoy this stuff," said Cultural Affairs Minister Kazuhiro Nakai, expressing regret for the thousands of hours of bondage porn, rape porn, utensil-rape porn, food-rape porn, frozen-food-rape porn, vomit-enema porn, elder-care-coma-patient-rape porn, and the kind of a porn in which a nubile youth is kidnapped, stripped, tied down in a wading pool and raped.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/japan_pledges_to_halt_production

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 22 23:32:13 2010 No.4462640 In b4 people take theonion seriously.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Mon Feb 22 23:32:13 2010 No.4462635 >theonion SA tier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 22 23:34:13 2010 No.4462653 >>4462627 >3d porn This belong in /t/ bro.

Anonymous Mon Feb 22 23:35:13 2010 No.4462664
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>the Japanese government apologized Wednesday to the millions of viewers who have been sickened over the past three decades by the revolting depravity of the nation's pornographic exports.

Nigger Ren !!AonmAqgXE2b Mon Feb 22 23:36:13 2010 No.4462671

Hello and welcome to 4chan. If it didn't make any sense, you may safely assume you are being trolled. Your options are (1) rage, or (2) ignoring it and moving on. Remember that trolls only want you to feed them, but on the other hand, it's a heck of a lot more amusing to the rest of us when you take the bait and do so. Your call.

Anonymous Mon Feb 22 23:36:13 2010 No.4462676

>In what may signal a chastening within the industry, leading film producer Golden Dawn Global issued a press release this week voicing its "humility and bewilderment" and offering to cease international distribution of its blockbuster series Pregnant Ladyboy Sodomized Facedown In The Rice Bowl, a 23-part epic that has reportedly left thousands of viewers feeling repulsed, defiled, and forever doubtful about the inherent goodness of mankind.

Holy fuck where can I get this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 22 23:37:13 2010 No.4462680 >>4462635 I don't get what you mean with this remark. Something Awful churns out some pretty hilarious articles sometimes.

Anonymous Mon Feb 22 23:38:13 2010 No.4462694
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>Portugal's José Randulfo told reporters after receiving treatment for dehydration, caustic chemical burns, and fractured ribs—the result of a 45-minute vomiting spell he suffered after renting Naughty Ginza Maids Drink Cocktail Of Refuse And Bile. "The doctors say it may take months before I remember what normal genitals look like, and even longer before I remember how they are intended to function."

kakkoii hanashii, onii-chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 22 23:38:13 2010 No.4462688 I for one fapped to 2girls1cup and 2girls1finger.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Mon Feb 22 23:38:13 2010 No.4462686 >>4462680 Well take it as me meaning the times they DON'T have hilarious articles then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 22 23:38:48 2010 No.4462693 theonion is a stupid piece of shit that sucks my balls

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 22 23:40:13 2010 No.4462707 >>4462680 SA stopped being funny in 2005. Deal with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 22 23:40:13 2010 No.4462711 >>4462694 Jesus christ, please tell me these guys are trolling with this shit. No type of porn is THAT bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 22 23:42:13 2010 No.4462721 >>4462711 It's The Onion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 22 23:43:13 2010 No.4462724 >"So just to be clear: even the cartoon tentacle-rape stuff?" Nakai asked. "Even though it's only animated and the probing tentacles are clearly not real?" The Cultural Affairs Minister know 3D is pig disgusting and 2D is superior.

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Mon Feb 22 23:43:13 2010 No.4462727 File: 443 KB, 640x480, 1244240434059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4462711 >he still thinks The Onion is real news

>>	Necrobrotent Mon Feb 22 23:43:13 2010 No.4462731 >elder-care-coma-patient-rape porn NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 22 23:44:13 2010 No.4462739 >>4462711 The Onion are a bunch of pussies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 22 23:46:13 2010 No.4462753 File: 117 KB, 500x500, 1238474763253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ahahaha, I fucking love The Onion best thing ever to come out of Iowa

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 22 23:54:13 2010 No.4462816 >>4462753 >Iowa What.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 23 00:00:13 2010 No.4462861 So, has Japan already apologized to their WWII victims?

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