/jp/ - Otaku Culture

fluffing the foxgirl that sits in front of you in class

>>44616660
This is why you never adventure solo until you're at least level 10

I want to be snatched up by a Kejourou

>>44616684
>tfw subjected to kiss therapy

>>44616684
I'm not sure what caused the influx of kejposting recently but I approve.

Red-hot demons!

>>44616744
cooking eggs and bacon on her tits

Little girls with big tails.

>>44616684
>Held in place a by a kejourou's hair
>Can't see what's going on
>Gently and slowly stroking your dick with her hair
>She has a container full of different kinds of lipstick
>"Now what color would look good here? Hmm.."
>Everytime you ejaculate she stops to soak in the feeling and lets out some kind of quiet happy noise
>"Oh that one! That's perfect!"
>She kisses your arm again and again
>"What to choose for the torso.."
>This goes on for quite some time.

>>44616717
Well that's mostly my doing. I'm your resident kejfag. Hello!

>>44616793
it's the monster version of uber

>>44616793
Would you call a succubus just to have a chat?

>>44616813
Nah, I'd be too anxious and I don't have anything to talk about.

>>44616852
Fair enough. She'd probably try to steer it into phone sex anyways.

>>44616813
no, i'd feel like i was leading her on

>>44616813
I don't want to talk to women

>>44616793
I keep smashing the Yes option but nothing happens

>>44616813
I don't generally bug people just to talk.
Maybe a few posts or texts but not calling

>>44616867
>Eros wants to know your location

I have a terminal illness that can only be cured by the posting of meaty hags.

これはやばいですね。。。

>>44616793
I keep pressing the no button but they keep calling

>>44616885
Why? I don't talk to women and they don't talk to me. What's the problem?

>>44616893
https://x.com/minamiaomori/status/1700490400702800039?s=20

>>44616911
>EROS WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

>>44616671
If she didn't want to get fluffed she'd tuck her tails under her desk.

>>44616812
Uber Rapes? Or is that just normal Uber?

>>44616793
I'd hit the button so hard I'd break my phone.

>>44616931
Unfortunately for Eros, Anon lives in an alternate world full of sad, lonely men!

>>44616931
eros cultists love datamining

>>44616950
>don't fluff the foxgirl
>she waves and waggles her tails in your face and all over your desk until you do

>Succubus sees a man she likes
>Swoops in, smothering his face in her chest
>Hugs & leglocks him
>Flies off

>>44616996
I don't like parasite slimes
PARASITE slime

>>44617008
symbiosis slime

Rock on...

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to take a nice walk in a nature preserve to enjoy the weather, get back to nature, and hopefully get kidnapped by a bobcat jinko.

Which monster species would have the fattest ass on average? Sure Ocelomeh may have the best hip/waist ratio, but I'm talking size here.

>>44617082
Centaur

>>44617082
The lamias

>>44617082
Bottom heavy lolis

>>44617014
fuck off gachafag

>>44617082
mushrooms, ripened undeads, apsara

Marry the kej

>>44617092
Lamia don't have asses

>>44617082
bunnies, hatters, cockatrices, jiangshis

>>44617084
I'm talking human ass here, so excluding centuars and spiders.
>>44617094
Which bottom heavy loli specifically?
>>44617109
>ripened undeads
I find the idea of a vampire continuously having to get new coffins because her ass keeps growing is funny
>>44617139
I would agree with you on hatters, as wonderland flavored magic probably has some wacky shit with ass stuff. But then you could probably also make the case for the other wonderland girls then, namely jabberwock.

I eat lunch alone on the roof because it's safer and I don't bother anyone

>>44617203
>eating in such an open space with harpies around

monkey business

>>44617290
moky
bananba

>>44617288
They wouldn't steal a man's depressing brown paper bag lunch would they?

>>44617346
Seagull harpies aren't super picky. Easy lunch and easy man to fly away with. Nip your chips and you.

>>44617358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE
At least they aren't Ibis

>>44617385
I can think of one bird that is worse, the Magpie Harpie, imagine a Hebi with wings.

>>44617346
>harpy steals his lunch
>gives him a home made bento
She was just worried you weren't getting enough nutrients. Her bento was made with the daily dose of love as recommended by the church of Eros.

>>44617385
Beware the corvid. They're smarter than the average birdbrain

>>44617401
imagine beeg raven girls

>>44617399
The secret ingredient...

>>44617399
Love isn't food you can't eat it!

>>44617414
Oh yeah? Then explain this.

so if i summon exodia does that mean i win at life?

>>44617426
>a super powerful wife with detachable limbs
yeah i'd consider this a victory.

>>44617423
Cow propaganda!

>>44617414
Love is just the seasoning. The main ingredient is eggs. She worked very hard on it, and used only the freshest ingredients, so please eat it all.

>Get sick in summer
>A little bit of fever
>Still go to work and takes meds in hope to counter the symptoms
>At least fever dreams are funny
Unicorns are need, portal must open, billion must wed

>>44617423
did you know breastfeeding is one of the quickest ways to build strong feelings of love, comfort, and safety between two people, even where none or very little existed before?
yan holst knows.

Cat

>>44617517
Are cool, I wish I could pet my parent's cat right now

>>44617476
But I don't want to eat all the eggs

>>44617542
Eggs are tasty and cooked in so many ways. Don't be a faggot

>>44617552
I've never had a single good egg, same goes with milk. I can do without either unless I'm using them as ingredients for something better.

>>44617564
Would you try green eggs and ham?

>>44617571
My name isn't Sam.

>>44617564
How? Just take a egg, put it in boiling water for 6-7 minutes, put it in cold water, get ride of the shell, cut it in half, put salt and pepper and voilà. You can replace salt and pepper with mayonnaise

hellwan love

>>44617542
You have to eat all the eggs.

>>44617587
Why is she doing this

>>44617576
I've had them scrambled, sunny-side up and I nearly spat them out if I didn't douse them in something to cover their awful taste and texture. I'm not gonna take nearly ten minutes to make something I'm likely just going to hate and if egg laying monsters want to complain about that then so be it.

>>44617592
To make you big and strong. No carbs only prot

>>44617595
Scrambled, au plat, boiled, omelette... all have different taste and texture faggot. Even boiled egg can vary a lot depending of the time in boiling water.

>>44617592
She derives a sick sexual pleasure from it.

>>44617504
Cow techniques for seducing shy anons are truly terrifying...

>>44617616
Raped by hags with large eyebags!

>>44617592
Science.

>>44617613
>all have different taste and texture
not really, it's all the same rubbery dogshit

>tfw no momster gf

>>44617647
>tfw no shota bf

>>44617652
This kraken looks a bit... crazed...

>>44617504
Ha ha, I'm in danger.

>>44617616
>>44617636
I never knew birds were so evil

>>44617638
Tasteless picky eater

Submit to paws.

>>44617765
Thinkin about them beans.

>>44617638
Hardboiled eggs and omelette with cheese disagree.

>>44617780
Boing boing

>>44617751
>>44617793
Eggs are just a bad food and I don't care if I have to say it to a crying Harpy I'll gladly say the truth.

>>44617799
>Tease your hellhound wife by molesting her beans while she is bathing
>Now you are being chased by a wet hound throughout the house to get rape corrected if she catches you.

>>44617793
Based
>>44617815
Weakling
>>44617765
Paw are made to be molested without consequences

i like eggs mixed with bacon lardons and cheese

>>44617823
Ha, she'll never catch m-

>>44617844
>Not greasing yourself up before you play pranks on your 8ft wife.

>>44617765
She's clearly begging for it.
"It" being a smiting, of course.

Rape the rapist, buy raging mushrooms. So many variants and taste. New wonderland raging mushrooms arrived. Growkits are now available in my shop

>>44617869
But... I want the rapist to rape *me*.

>>44617874
It's easy, buy one of my rape whistle. It attract rapist and work for mamonos and mens

>>44617874
It's easy, buy one of my rape whistle. It attract rapist and work for mamonos and men.

>>44617902
a strong variety of effective products for any discerning consumer

>>44617902
I also recommend the famous scandinavian rape bracelet, shows that you are a subby slut open for rape.

Can't rape the willing.

I submit to holst breasts

Would buying a dog whistle deter a hellhound from raping me or would it just piss her off? Please I'm scared of them and need solutions.

>>44618099
You can just you know, enjoy the dog fuck >>44617996, then it's not rape anymore

>>44618099
What's your favorite mamonos?
Do you know how to shoot?

Is there any active artist for monster girls that are willing to take a commission? I really want to see a Titania in a kimono

>>44618113
>What's your favorite mamonos?
None in particular
>Do you know how to shoot?
No, and I don't want to kill her. Just to stop her from forcing herself on me. I heard somewhere keeping steaks in your pocket works but I don't want to carry 5lbs of meat with me everywhere I go.

>>44618172
>I don't want to kill her
Don't worry, you can't. And remember: when in doubt, demon silver slugs.

>>44618172
maybe a supply of brightly coloured balls could work?

>>44618172
Well find as soon as possible a wife to correct your problem
>No, and I don't want to kill her
Good for you demon silver bullet don't kill, get a gun with big caliber and magdump any hellhounds too close to you. It's a temporary solution so again find a wife quickly

>>44618179
Shoot her with paintballs. Demon silver will wear off after a few hours but it will take weeks for paint to come out of her fur.

>>44618195
Don't do that, never. You don't want the eternal grudge of a mamono. You also lose the thunder like roar of a gun, it scares hellhound

Remember
bitchy women can be fixed by botting them into a pool of darkmatter

>>44618206
You have to keep in mind they're descended from the literal guardians of hell
If they got scared by mere gunshots then they'd be shit guards

>>44618387
Do they have thunder in hell? No
Did you saw hellhound during storms? No because they hide under the table or in anon's arms.

>>44618400
You would be one of those guys mentioned last thread
The type to assume the thread memes are real and get topped by the first dragon he tries to MERE, or in this case the first hellhound he thinks is scared of loud noises
Besides, the circles of hell are quite diverse, I'm sure there's some lightning down there somewhere
"For I beheld Satan, as he fell from Heaven like lightning" - Luke 10:18

>>44618446
Maybe it won't work but the demon silver nitro express will. Also fuck you, I want to mere my wife no matter how low and unfair I need to be

>>44618464
Oh yeah if you actually shoot her it'll do something, of course

>>44618472
I can't say if you're sarcastic or not

>>44618482
i wonder

>>44618494
Annoying

>>44618494
Gun kills
>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.

>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.

I had an idea to doodle before bed.

>>44618518
This bizarre and nonsensical.
I love it.

>>44618518
Foxes are Hungary for men's essence.

>>44618516
What

>>44618562
Fool that I am, I forgot about the guy who posts that every time a memecat shows up
I still wonder about who wrote it
What kind of insufferable, suffering artisté, "the le darkness in my le soul", limp-wristed pansy faggot would put that to a keyboard
And how much does he weigh

Bush or no bush?

>>44618518
založené

>>44618608
I appreciate both, but really it depends on the girl.

Beast girl like holst, rata, or anubis? Gimme bush.
Lizard girl like salamander or lamia? Light or no bush.
Sandworm girl? No bush.
Bogie girl? Silly bush.

Do hebis become yan on behalf of other monsters in a harem?

Slimes can't have bushes. Worst girls.

>>44618608
If it’s something like a Hellhound I expect an entire musky forest down there.

>>44618532
the translation is purposefully not accurate, I'll just wait until someone notices something is off. kek. I do have an accurate one too.

>>44618620
ďakujem

>>44618582
I know I don't check every thread and miss a few but how have I never seen this one before

>>44618743
I don't speak either language, but the "tvoja pica" part in particular sticks out to me.

i guess demons don't only have blue skin, right?

blue skin erotic

>>44618608
I prefer bush, but there are exceptions. Some species, like slimes or the lolis would be better off no bush. I don't like shaved though. Either bush or bald, no in between.

>>44618780
Rip apart the contract in front of her!!

>>44618923
>It is made from a magical paper that reassembles itself back together

>>44618759
It's not post often

>>44618582
give him some time with the cat o' nine tails.

>>44619231
What differentiates evil lube from normal lube

>>44618582
It's a shitpost most likely reposted by the same retard who wrote it to try and force a meme, see how instantly another pest showed up after you mentioned it >>44619217

>>44619354
Fuck off.

>>44619343
Evil lube is used by villains and regular lube is used by regular people, duh

Mouse of wonderland

>>44619774
If I cook dormice, would they do savory or sweet?

>>44619774
Mouse!

>>44618775
lol

>>44619877
>>44619835
Meanie micks

>>44616982

>>44619231
The power of the demon lard, I mean demon lord

>>44619508
Stop acting like a subhuman pest and people will stop calling you as such, it's that simple. Maybe you'll even get some OC done for you, even a nobody like me got something done here just for not being a retard.

>>44620026
I don't think that'll work anymore
He crossed the point of no return long ago, nobody wants him around anymore

>>44619912
Oh come on, you can't tell me you've never wondered what dormouse meat tastes like?

>No sleepy chesh on my lap
I hate this world

>>44620511
Dormouse is better

>>44620362
No, that's evil.

Snuggle monsters until they mindbreak and become entirely dependent on you

>>44620546
Is it though?

They reproduce quickly enough. You're probably helping the ecology by eating one here and there. Just take one, breed her, and eat the daughterus. The original gets too old, you swap her out for one of the daughterus and repeat the process.

I'm joking obviously. Dormice are way too cute and adorable to harm. I don't even think I'd have the stomach to bully one by drawing things on her face while she sleeps.
If anything, she'll bully me.

>Salamander hears about mind breaking anons
>Sounds good to her
>Clubs the back of anons head with a realm silver bat

>>44620577
What a coincidence, that's the monsters plan as well. They call it strugglesnuggle, however.

>>44620731
This sounds like a challenge, Let's see whose snuggling is superior. This will be decided in the bedsheets.

>>44616660
Consider Echidnas,just think about it,starting your own dynasty of never seen before monster girl species if you hit jackpot with her womb

>>44620830
Gachapons can be fun but I don't want to marry one

>>44620880
Its like a normal mg wife but random daugthers,could be anything between a slime or a dragon! Isnt that exciting?

>>44620830
The real jackpot is getting another Echidna daughter.

>>44620830
I like the gacha but I don't like the hair sneks

>>44620899
No fluff, not a kot

>>44617200
>Which bottom heavy loli specifically?
Size alone isn't enough, too big can easily become unappealing. Wights, Pharaohs and Ice Queens would likely have the most perfect ratios, shapes and pleasing sizes. They're rare, high-tier royal races so it only makes sense.

>>44620909
The first one is always an echidna,after that however. . .

>>44621018
I know, I'm saying getting a second Echidna daughter is an extremely lucky roll.

>>44617647
>gf
>not wife
Pretend mgs-lover.

I want kiss wight's feet.

>>44621244
Remeber anons, calling your Monsterwife gf can lead to emotional distress and depression.

>>44621313
>feet
Not me. But calves and thighs are a different matter.

>>44621244
She's his mom so can't be his wife too or this would create a paradox. But she can be the "girlfriend at home"

Big smug doesn't want you to know that big monsters weakpoints are their bellies.

>>44621378
commonlaw marriage with monsters

>>44621400
Or ears for best mamonos. I want to put my dick in it one day.

>>44621313
You have some strange fetishes anon. Next thing you will tell me you want to kiss the back of her hand as well.

>>44621400
sorry for wasting an image

>>44621387
I intend to work my way up there of course.
>>44621411
Wanting to kiss the hand of a beautiful noblewoman is perfectly normal

>>44621406
The best kind of marriage of you ask me. Man and monster need nothing else but love to declare marriage

>>44621244
Gf is a superior dynamic for some cases like mesugakis, think of it as a non-urgent engagement.

>>44621547
Perma gf is the mamono special romantic operation, especially for those who don't want to admit that they are a "wife"

>>44621412
>Manticore looking at Anon with great annoyance as a 'critical hit' jingle rings out.

>trip and fall with your face onto the pavement in front of a Dragonian knight
>hfw when she sees you broke your nose and are bleeding

>>44621889
Man dragons really are easy to fool. How many have been mered because of this one trick

>>44620104
lol

>>44620026
Dunno, don't care. You're probably gonna get dmcaed for posting this.

>>44621889
Imagine her face when she will see me running around with nitroglycerin

>>44622118
classic prank

What girls make loudest plap sounds when you plap them

>>44622166
Slimes, especially ones with large asses.

>>44622113
>Ancient hag reminiscing on her youth to a younger fox wife

>>44621889
imma fall and suck on a dragon tits accidentally

>tfw ywn go to dragonia highg and see all the hagons and stinky creepy tomoko like dragons there
>ywn see a dragohaku
>ywn have a wurm pe teacher

>>44616660
STOP MAKING HOT VILLANS!

>>44622428
Never

>>44622428
No.

>>44622527
Titanoboa...

>arknights

>>44622621
There is not much else going on in the monster girl community.

>>44622644
>fair point

is there a single cute monster?

>>44622400
>only 2 kits by year 6
you should take your fox wife to the doctor. she have some kind of illness to not only have such a small litter, but also not managing to get pregnant through 5 heat-cycles.
you using condoms, right?

>>44622653
yes

>>44622653
ye, u

Upon reaching a certain age, the she dragon is ready to enter her next stage of life.
She gathers a LARGE supply of food, and receeds into her room for several decades.
It is during this pupation stage that the dragon will not wish to be disturbed, especially not by her mother.
When she emerges, she will be a fully developed dork.

>>44622688
So it okay for me to pop in and call her fat?

>>44622711
Either you don't come out of the room, or she seethes and has a year long argument with an imagined version of you where she completely destroys you for calling her a pig.

>>44622756
>then when she comes out of her den, I grab her pudge and whisper in her
>oink oink piggy
>and lick her tears before raping her

>>44622688
Sounds like a terrible fate, men should seek to pre-emptively save the flying lizards from it.

Can someone post that dormouse picture where she is lying down on her own, or something like that?

>>44622919
Pick a fox.
Only one of them is a fox though

If the knight is a dragon is she supposed to abduct or rescue the prince?

>>44622929
This one.

>>44622958
She should be the princess and I be the knight that saves her

>>44622958
Maybe she should just move in for the time being

>>44622958
Isn't it both at once in this case?

>>44622958
She's rescuing him from loneliness

how to take arachne ice skating?

>https://files.catbox.moe/l9mnza.png
Great, catbox is finally back up. Been waiting for feels like days.

>>44622965
Prepare your prostate then.

Get in the fucking robot Anon.

I shall learn intangibility and laugh as the hags phase right through me

>>44623057
And that's how anon was taken by a ghost hag

>>44623057
I’d use it to be like a chesh and annoy and fuck with an old stern dragon

>>44623063

Need a dragon to call me her champion, even if all I did was help her setup an email once. Now she won't stop asking me for tech help and trying to make me her personal errand boy.

>>44622739
i take them all
erubetie would be my favorite

>>44622640
Need more whitehorns

Which mamono has the noisiest vagina

>>44623360
I remember a few like scylla had tentacles in it so that'd be pretty noisy but aside from that it would be the sloshiest ones so probably a slime.

>>44623360
cheshire

>>44623360
Automaton with her milking motors turned up to max speed.

>>44623382
>cheshire
How so?

It's barbarian time.

Fox fire

>>44623435
she'd do it to annoy you while playing with herself

>>44623475

id let a bogie give me the ole' razzle dazzle

>you love hags, don't you anon?

>>44623581
They're OK, I guess.

>>44623475

>>44623606
Worst anime I ever watched for a single girl.

>>44623581
yes...

>>44623606
Sugoi!

One milk shake

Two straws

Get a flayer in your harem so you can experience being panties for multiple musky monsters

>>44623674
Every monstergirl is naturally equipped with two milkshakes. With built in mini-straws.

>>44623581

oppai gremlins DO NOT exist

>>44623700
her breasts are augmented

>>44623581
yes and i will fuck them till I go crosseyed and pass out

>me walking up to every big breasted monstergirl I come across
I need to test the differences in milk between species, this is important research.

>>44623581

>>44623676
Based.

>>44623700
Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of gremlin paizuri.

I love sandworms

>>44623606

Got to sniff dog girl butt.

I wanna be kidnapped and sacrificed to a Yandere ancient evil who’s been stalking and raping my reincarnations for over a thousand years.

>>44623877
did she sit on you?

>>44619231
>>44620017
>demon lard
lel

>>44620654
damn, this is dark.

>>44623902
No I shoved my face right into her fat ass like the animal I am.

>>44623939
dogs are beneath only onis and hatters for butt huffability

>>44623965
So there’s a tierlist now?

>>44623972
you feel these things in your gut
top 5
hatter
oni
hellhound
minotaur
danuki

honorable mention
high orc

>>44622958
>buy a noble title on the internet
>only own 1 square foot of land but legally it still counts
>get kidnapped by a dragon 2 days later
Either dragons really do have a sixth sense for nobility or that website is selling people's details.

>>44623937
Not as dark as the inside of my stomach

>>44624045
I know it’s a joke, but in real life don’t rats and mice eat their children once in awhile if there is no food around.

>>44624063
Yes. The reproductive strategy is quantity over quality so the sleepwalking baby dormouse horde of the dead is a real thing and could happen.

>>44624045
Chuuni sandworms are weird even by monster standards.

>>44624063
I think it's just the father mouse that does.

>>44624076
So if regular dormice taste like molasses. Does that mean undead dormice taste like rum?

what's the inside of a dormouse's stomach like?

>>44624102
Hot, slimy, steamy, squishy, undulating, probably partially filled with half-digested cheese, crackers, and sweet treats soaked in a thick mix of acids and bile. Likely some black tea. And if married, some cum.

>>44624081
damn is that a gropeable butt
no wonder night gaunt husbands are always molesting them

>>44624102
Aphrodisiac feeling like all monster stomachs. Which this has been found out by the Wonderland sexual biologist team, WSBT for short.

>>44624149
>>44624142
Answering the important questions clearly.

>>44624149
>wsbt gets its funding from wealthy sandworms and jabberwocks

Someone order a catgirl maid?

>>44624193
I'd pet that creature.

>>44624193
No, I ordered 3 kikis to go

Getting an incredibly vanilla succ and corrupting her into a degenerate with my fetishes

>>44624228
can you screw the pallor out of a dragon zombies skin

Pharaohs would probably smell strongly of pine oil from all the embalming fluid.

>>44624228
Don't let her undead allure fool you. Once a dorkgon, always a dorkgon.
If you could undork a dragon, you could make millions. But they are dork to the core.

>>44624242
Not completely but they do look a lot more composed after they turn into dragon wights.

>>44624045
>>44624063
>>44624076
>>44624085
>>44624093
>>44624102
>>44624142
>>44624149
>>44624158
>>44624171
>>44624193
>>44624195
>>44624215
Mental illness

>>44624243
being a pharaoh princesses attendant! having to carry her things! having to watch eternal petty rivalry with the neighbouring apophis princess!

>>44624271
???
I just want some Kiki wives.

>>44624243
Or 6000 year old fish

>>44624281
Anon doesn’t understand jokes.

>>44624273
>endlessly watching tennis between the two

>>44624273
The kingdom needs a real ruler, neither the pharaoh or apophis can rule correctly, the only correct ruler is Anubi the enlightened despot she will make the kingdom great again.

>>44624330
! !

Sorry guys, I talked with the lilim in charge of the portal program. Only rodents are left available for marriage.
>but what about the lilim
Already married.

So start contemplating whether you want a large mouse, dormouse, hinezumi, or ratatoskr

>>44624330
just send her to the state oil company, I'm sure she'll be happy crunching numbers till her beans fall off

>>44624330
>slides a Lego set towards the anubis on the throne
>she loses her composure and starts playing with them
Too easy. Time for a real ruler. I nominate grape snek

>>44624343
but i want a lagomorph

>>44624343
I'll just stay single then

>>44624343
Rat hands typed this post. Don't believe their lies, they are only desperate for a husband

>>44624330
I’m gonna destroy her anus it’s what all Anubises deserve and that is getting their anuses pounded into oblivion.

>>44624367
I'll mark you down for rata. You will huff the fluff

>>44624330
maybe it's sphinxes turn

>>44624371
No thank you, She can be with someone else.

>>44624357
the grape snek and her danuki backers shall taste the shoe, the danuki will have her tail shaved.

>>44624343
This isn't what you promised bros. Guess the true end is to kys after all.

>>44624394
>anon 5 minutes before getting sneked

Smug monster not so smug after anon she's chasing trips and plants his face into concrete.

>>44624434
should've thrown some powdered demon silver into the concrete mix

>>44624343
What's the largest squirrel they got?

>>44624410
God, those are big. At least the size of my thumb.

>>44624434
Smug monster not so smug after her prank causes Anon to become hospitalized.

>>44624457
Smug monster not so smug when anon wants some time alone

>>44624434
>it's a vampire
>she flips you over and starts sucking your smashed nose and busted lips, while you're still seeing stars

>>44624412
she's not a grape snek, she's just a snake with a skin condition

>>44624343
i ask for p'orc or gimme lots of dark matter to make tons of them from burgers

>>44624468
Smug monster not so smug when Anon glares at her afterward with a quiet indignation.

We gonna make ice ice babe.

Moses supposes erroneously

>>44624570
My memory to that video is forever tainted by Demolition D vomiting while streaming it.

>Ah yes, the guards told me about this "mere lizard" thing that men from your world are so fascinated with.
>So far none of them have succeeded but you're certainly welcome to try.

>>44624582
Shut up, virgin.

>>44624581
?

>>44624582
That's when you surprise tickle her and win easily.

>>44624582
she can say that, but when i respond with "you'd know all about failure, virgin queen" i get exiled immediately with no due process?

>>44624598
Used to be a popular youtuber making funny videos about weeb shit. He retired and now only streams on twitch playing games. He has a high quality audio setup, so fair warning if hearing someone vomit makes you nauseous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJu5YHnH-Cc

>>44624582
>Dragons just see it as a cute attempt to make approaching them not seem so daunting

>>44624489
Smug monster not so smug after Anon frowns and looks away.

>>44624582
Knowing her she would try this on a guy who has no idea what she's talking about and he'd think she's being weird

>>44624581
>>44624626
fuck off.

>>44624666
Nigga chill, or I'm gonna mana mark yo ass for dark elves.

>>44624653
>sample
retard

>>44624678
Stop typing like a retarded nigger you zoomer faggot.

>>44624681
Full size is a 10mb image anon...

>>44624687
nigger nigger nigger

>>44624688
I don't care.

>>44624719
tis okay, I download them all properly anyway and will surely repost them if I like them.

Close the tab and have a wank, anon. This irrational anger taints your soul.

>>44624688
There are dozens of sites out there that will compress fuckhuge images to a more reasonable size. Just search for "image compressor" and find one that works for you.

>>44624582
>dragon keep boasting about how high her standards are and how you'll never be able to mere her
>Shrug and say she's probably right
>Marry a lizard girl that helps you become strong instead
>dragon posts angrily on 4mon about how it's unfair

Daughter fucking [Y/N]

Drink slime