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>>44610902
Screw you I love Lady Hecatia. You just wouldn't get her style of fashion.

>>44610902
>t. Sagume

>>44610929
Shut up Chiyari.

>>44610902
-goddess of borders, junctions and doorways
-goddess of earth, moon and hell
-confirmed to be the strongest by ZUN
this character is just a giant divine slam dunk on the sages

I want to kill Hecatia.

>>44610902
I see that it's seethe o'clock in the Lunar Capital again.
Reminder that no Lunarian will ever have hell titties like this.

>>44611126
>>44611148
Cirno could beat Hecatia easily you dumbass Hell sycophants.

Touhou has a handful of confirmed non-virgins (Suwako, Toyohime, Seiga, etc)
But Hecatia is the only confirmed virgin. Even ZEUS didn't have sex with her, which says a lot.

>>44610902
She's very cute and humble for someone in her position. I wouldn't mind holding hands with her.

Heca-chan...cute...

Hecatia is ugly and repulsive and she smells bad.

>>44611369
It should be illegal for a virgin to be this sexy.

I don't feel strongly either way about Hecatia, but her outfit's fun to see in lewd situations.

>>44614604
excuse me, you've made a mistake here
heca-tan's skirt is several inches shorter than that

>>44611148
Hecatia really had to combine the breasts of all three of her bodies just to compete with Toyohime's Full Moons.

>>44614900
We all know that Toyohime relies completely on Lunarian technology to do anything. Those tits are faker than the "victories" the Lunar Capital has against the moon landings.

>>44615724
I'll just have to make them real when we colonize the moon, then.

I want to give her the greek god special

Hecatia deserves death.

Hecatia should have her planets smashed and clothes torn off.

Hecatia should have her womb smashed and her hymen torn through.

if you tear her hymen do all three get it or just one

Hecatia and Junko? Both jobbed to Sagume's ability btw. If they were stupid enough to try fighting the elegance that is the twin Princesses of the Moon they would get utterly squashed like bugs. Silly Hell creatures can't compete with superior Lunarians in the end, Lunarians will ALWAYS be better than everyone else and you know it.

Junko will never have vengeance.
Hecatia will always look stupid.
Clownpiece will always be a loser.
The Moon always wins baby.

>>44614604
is this aishit

Hecatia being a perma eternal virgin is part of her big sis appeal. Nobody wants their big sis to get plowed an doing it yourself is wrong.

>>44616077
Eirin/Sagume needed to use filthy Earthlings to solve their problems, and even then, Hecatia and Junko only lost because they were disgusted by the Lunarians holding Gensokyo hostage and decided to just yield to the protagonists.
If you can only win because your opponents have more morals than you, it's not a victory at all.

>>44618073
The filename is a dead giveaway.

>>44618754
the incoherent fidelity is much more obvious

>>44618476
'lown'ce got MOMED

virgin

>>44623709
You know she's made for giving clothed paizuri.

>>44623753
Is that her loophole for remaining a virgin? Kind of hot that she was so desperate that she had to find a loophole like that.

>>44623788
She also does anal, oral, handjobs, footjobs, and sumata.
Anything short of penetration of her maidenly hole is fair game to her.

She's the awkward auntie that would call you "my nigga" to sound cool

>>44618476
>>44623685
THAT IS A CHILD

>>44627108
This child has FREE ACCESS to your goddess's panties.

Anon you fool! Look at what you've done!

>>44623984
I want this virgin Greek goddess to do obscene things to me with her bare feet.

Lunarians won.
Junk-o lost.

>>44627108
Hecatia lets you do vaginal sex and have babies with her since she cannot do it herself.
Piece is such a good girl.

Hecatia is my ideal 2hu gf. She's super cute. Virginity is one of my fetishes. The idea of getting having children with a woman who has multiple bodies (meaning multiple wombs) is ultra hot. I've never been to Japan, but I have been to Greece, so our connection is stronger than a connection between me to some youkai. I would accept Hecatia even if she forces me to wear silly clothing all the time.
Heca-chan!!!!

Yorihime would eradicate Hecatia easily in a fight. She can't be touched by any attack and Hecatia is just one god while Yorihime can mog her by summoning the whole Amatsukami's powers. She can make up a counter for anything and her sword will be embedded in Hecatia's stomach in minutes. There isn't any debate. The only reason Junko got so far is because Yorihime didn't face her.

Eirin would beat Hecatia by sitting on her with her huge ass

>>44630907
moon rabbit hands typed this post

>>44630907
Canonically weaker than Hecatia.
She refused to fight because Moonies are cowards who only fight when they're certain of their victory.

>>44630920
>>44630949
In response to the truth the Wiccans begin claiming everyone who disagrees with them is a moon rabbit and proceed to write fanfiction to cover for their weak goddess who never had one genuine fight so far, ignoring that the Moon invasion was being handled entirely by Sagume Kishin with no confirmation on whether or not Yorihime or Toyohime were present. For had they been Junko would have joined her stupid son and husband in naraka and Hecatia would be laying in a pool of hee own blood begging for mercy that won't come.

>>44631056
Moon simp hands typed this post.

>>44631056
>no confirmation on whether or not yorihime or toyohime were present
yeah, because they'd already pissed themselves and ran screaming into the dream world where hecatia trapped them anyway, which is why they couldn't leave until the protagonists beat her in a fight

>>44631056
Wrecked.

>>44631056

>>44631091
>>44631108
>>44631140
>>44631151
More inane babble from minds of low intelligence. You squalid ephemeral monkeys may type away at your keyboards as much as you desire but in the end you will be only that. Fools unwilling to bear the truth.

>>44631161
So explain then, if Yorihime is so strong, why didn't she just fight Hecatia herself instead of cowering in the Dream World while a human shrine maiden, a human magician, a living god with no sense of fashion, and/or a moon rabbit deserter had to solve the problem for her?

>>44631194
A weak goddess like Hecatia who gets beaten by a human shrine maiden, human magician, half god with tasteful fashion sense and a moon rabbit runaway simply wasn't worth the effort as Yorihime-sama would have one shotted her no dif. She would have just been a warmup. You senseless Wiccans will be unable to acknowledge this with your weak minds but it matters not to me, so continue worshiping your three faced freak. Every primitive monkey needs a totem to sing and dance to.

>>44631221
The Lunarian ability to cope and seethe and deny the obvious is always something incredible to behold.
I guess you have to be if you want to keep believing that you're a superior race even though you live in a dead culture that keeps getting its ass kicked by America. You cannot even have fun and play around with some humans and/or rabbits; it's always so serious with you losers.

P.S. You will die die from your own impurity eventually, you incestuous freak.

>>44631221
she didn't get beaten though, she willingly gave up after realizing that she was playing unfair by allowing junko to attack at the same time
and you can cope all you want, but we both know that reimu drew against yorihime and yorihime only asked her to surrender because reimu would have blasted the lunar capital with impurity if she didn't

>>44631277
>>44631298
Shut up you stupid monkeys.

It's hard to take Moonies seriously when they're weak against fairies.

>>44631326
Are Moonies Dark type?

>>44631317
What is even with your obsession with monkeys?

>>44631317
imagine being so weak a literal fart causes you to lose immortality
kaguya did nothing wrong by leaving you losers

enjoy being drowned in impurity once space travel becomes commercialized like in the music CDs. you all are STILL too scared to approach tranquility base, 50 years later.

>>44631317
What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.

After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horribly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are crippled to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag? WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

>>44631634
>(HEADCANON) blahblh blah blah blah (FANFICTION) blah blah blah (HEADCANON) blah blah (FANFICTION) blah (MORE HEADCANON) blah blah (EVEN MORE FANFIC) blah blah
JUNKo lost (her son)

>>44631777

FACT: Junko lost her son
FACT: Junko lost every fight she's ever been in
FACT: Hecatia also lost every fight she's ever been in
FACT: Junko will never get her revenge
FACT: Moon Rabbits are cuter than Hell Fairies.
FACT: Yorihime beat R*imu
FACT: JUNKo and Hecatia didn't
FACT: No amount of CD hyperbole proves the Lunarians have lost anything and them losing to earthlings is impossible in the first place as earthlings cannot see or reveal the True Moon, and even if they did gazing at the True Moon drives normalfags completely insane like Reisen's eyes do anyway, ergo the "war" may simply be dumbass earthlings getting picked off every now and then by Lunarians just before they go back to their dimension, so they're pretty much fighting an invisible enemy anyway. One they will lose to by attrition before their impurity is able to pollute the moon.

Toyohime has a better body than Junko and Hecatia. Even Ringo does.

*ahem*

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Alright, fine. I'll take one for the team and make both the Definitely-Not-A-Vengeful-Spirit and the Peach Princess my wives. This will definitely stop their bickering and not result in both Tsukuyomi and the Sages trying to off me.

I can’t be the only one that wants to know and learn more about how this Lunar War went down between the moonies and the “invading” astronauts. How could the Lunarians and their rabbits “lose” to some unarmed space men when the former apparently has the power to cleanse Earth if they felt the need to?

>>44634638
If they truly had that power, they never would've fled to the moon in the first place. Probably a result of using shitty Chinese Wuxing to handle physical impurity instead of the superior western Hermetic Alchemy.

In all seriousness though, Eirin clearly hard-carried Lunarian society, judging by Tsukuyomi's reaction to humanity discovering quantum physics and the Lunarian top brass' general lack of sense. They might have a lot of intelligent individuals, but very few with any actual wisdom.

>>44634679
I thought the Lunarians purity was shinto based?
But yeah, I know Eirin is called the “brain of the Moon” for a reason and I can imagine her leaving was and is a serious issue for them. And you’d think that living for centuries if not longer would mean they would have some kind of experience or wisdom to them. But given the fact that they’re an isolated, insular, monocultured people who seem indolent, their lack of wisdom would kind of make sense I guess.

>>44634786
The concept of Kegare is indeed based in Shinto, but the Lunarians are based off of the Chinese more than the Amatsukami, at least with regards to more recent plot developments. That said, it's still a heavily physical thing tied to natural processes. While I joke about the Wuxing VS Alchemy bit, the element of Aether is also known in those myths as purging illness and impurity from the human body, so unironically it would've been more useful to them as a direct solution.

Also, there's the lines from Kaguya that make the Lunarian citizens, especially the upper crust, seem very sedentary and stagnant, which isn't entirely surprising considering kegare can arise from things like childbirth and other events tied to the creation of life, not just death and disease.

TL;DR: Moonies always lose to Nurgle.

>>44634786
I think that losing Kaguya probably troubles them even more so, given that we know that she can use her manipulation of eternity to create pure lands, which would be fundamental to keeping the Lunar Capital in working order and stave off its inevitable end.
When she was summoned back after her "exile", they presumably intended to lock her up similarly to Chang'e (who for some reason has control over the moon rabbits) and continue to use her for their own needs, which explains why Eirin betrayed the other emissaries and hid her on Earth, instead (though she didn't really have more freedom there, either, until the events of IN).
The common rabble presumably doesn't know about any of this, given that we know that the top brass keeps important things hidden from them, such as Junko's existence, and that none of them were even aware that they had been hidden in the Dream World for quite a while when Clownpiece rampaged across the moon.

To be honest, I'm not sure if I can make much sense of how the moonies are supposed to think, given that they do stuff like appoint Eirin's own students to replace her as the leaders of the lunar emissaries after Eirin so blatantly betrayed them. Who the hell would even trust them with such a position, especially given that they clearly made no effort to bring Eirin to justice?

>>44634977
>Who the hell would even trust them with such a position, especially given that they clearly made no effort to bring Eirin to justice?
They're simply the only ones competent enough to handle the job. It's even stated that Toyohime is the only one who can travel between the Moon and the Earth so easily.

I'm not done shit talking you you useless dork virgin hag goddess

Canonically:
-The strongest
-The sexiest
-The most fashionable
-The sluttiest
-The most virginal

How can anyone even compete?

>>44642503
>The sluttiest
>The most virginal
Sad

>>44642503
>Fashionable
She’s wearing a goofy ass Hot Topic looking t-shirt that barely fits her and might have been cool back in the mid 2000’s. And I’m not even going to get into her silly short skirt she wears either. She’s a real dork that would make even Youmu look cool.

>>44644782
It's the hottest brand in hell, anon.
You just have zero taste.

>>44645215
>It's the hottest brand in hell, anon.
Why do you think those people are in hell in the first place?

>>44645302
Because the celestials are a bunch of xenophobic cunts who refuse to let anyone else into heaven.
They also have no taste in fashion. Hell is where all the cool people hang out.

Kill Hecatia

Kill Hecatia's virginity with your penis

Strangle Hecatia and wring her neck

Stomp on Hecatia and burn her stupid t-shirt

Bodyslam Hecatia and shoot her full of arrows until she's a porcupine

Throw Hecatia's moon body into a grinder
Throw Hecatia's earth body into the sun
Behead her hell body and kill her permanently

I see that the Celestial Internet Defense Force is hard at work again today.

>>44610902
goddamn, Hera! how many times did I tell you to not use olympusnet to shitpost about Hecatia? I demand more respect about my family members! she is a good childhood friend and like an older sister!