/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I submit to sandworm anarchy!

in the name of crabitalism, i proclaim is the thread

I guess use this one because it was made in the five seconds between when I checked the catalog and posted mine.

At any rate, sharks.

>>44594319
I usually fill out the captcha and check the catalog in another tab before I make a thread, but five seconds is still a really small window.

>Stuck in traffic, full blown gridlock
>Hellhound won't leave you alone

>>44594360
hellhounds are dorks!

>>44594168
>Nigger fruit
Kiki is fired

>>44594372
Which makes them cute

>portals open
>rifts have appeared all over the world, seemingly an error.
>one appeared right outside, so naturally you go through it.
>in the middle of the wilderness, see a town on the horizon so you decide to go to it-
>suddenly an extremely powerful monster teleports in front of you, she has her own orchestrated intro music so she must be very powerful.
>and then a second monster teleports in front of you.
>but you're monogamous, and they both know it.
>the two monsters stare at each other for a moment before getting into a fight.
>both of their boss themes are blaring and playing at the same time. rather annoying to listen to.
>the fight goes on for at least an hour, you're pretty sure they dropped using "peaceful" attacks 20 minutes ago since the environment is taking a lot more damage. they both must REALLY want you for themselves.
>they haven't done anything to each other either, they've failed to break each others shields thanks to all the dodging.
>you need to find a way to diffuse the fight before one of them gets hurt...
>and as if responding to your very thought, someone else steps through the portal. your neighbor who acts exactly like you!

>>44594391
NO, hellhoounds ar FEARSOME and DANGEROUS predators and STRONG warriors!

>>44594360
>Hellhound Trucker harassing anon in his hatchback by pressing her hams against the glass and flashing anon
>Finally traffic begins moving and you think you have lost her when you get home you see her parking across the street

Sleeping beauty

>>44594481
>sleep mouse in your house
>steal her cheese
thanks for the gouda, nerd!

I want to put an orange on Deonora's head.

>>44594443
>Going through portal without checking anything
What the fuck anon, are you insane? I have a list security protocols that I will apply in this case, you don't have that?

>>44594542
dragons are dumb

>>44594448
AND dorks

>>44594448
...and dorks!

>>44594448
>Eat raging mushrooms
>Nigger hound is now well behave and a dork

>>44594501
Meanie!

>>44594597
What a shame, I stole her cheese while she slept and ate it with crackers
She had alot of brie, sharp cheddar, and goat cheese, need alot of crackers for that

>>44594622
Where is the Saint nectaire, the Bleu d'Auvergne, the Parmigianino, the gorgonzola or the Cantal? This mouse must hide the good cheese from us, vrother

>>44594546
literal fucking hell is better than this shithole of a planet.
so yes, i AM walking through that portal without a second thought.

>>44594641
>where is the cheese?!
>ZZZ...
>tch...she is too tough for us...
Wish she would reveal the mozzarella, gouda, and pepperjack!

>>44594622
EVIL!!!

>>44594641
>>44594678
Stop making up cheese names

>>44594655
You're wrong, at least put an apple on a stick and check if she doesn't rot, use a cameraand

>>44594700
cheese names are real, gorgonzola, ricotta, Parmigiano-Reggiano....

>>44594700
Hello American boy

>>44594735
64 slices of American cheese...

>>44594684
evil? no
I do need alot of crackers for her cheese!

Weird, my neighbor seems to be out of sugar every day and asks to borrow some from me, what could she possibly need so much sugar for?

>>44594817
Moonshine

>>44594817
Is that a "spot 5 differences" type of image or is only her glasses different?

>>44594817
clearly for nefarious purposes, she snorts sugar everyday

>>44594817
Clearly she has a supply of potassium nitrate and is using it to make rocket fuel.

>>44594309
Sabbath loli monsters and or any magical Lolibaba monster, but they make the same in-game sounds and noises of the Abyss Mages from Genshin Impact

>>44594839
>anon expected the usual lewd doujin shenanigans with milfy neighbor
>turns out she's really just boozin' for the local ghetto hellhounds who cannot get fucked up on regular alcohol
>as anon can attest after breaking into the secret cellar, that moonshine is really fucking mean
>few hours later, anon wakes up getting PLAPed in her apartment

>>44594848
It's the "nicest fox you've ever met" and "twisted fucking psycho femdom vixen" situation. Better think fast to figure out which is which.

>>44594848
One of them is from the good dimension and one of them is from the evil dimension.

>>44594952
Her? Anon is a girl?

>>44594579
Ok so you've had your one round on top and now the mushrooms are wearing off and she's got a predatory glint in her eye that somehow gets through the flames
What now big man
You know as well as I do that any semblance of "tameness" is only a temporary state

If I visit the fox village in Japan, will I get a permanent marker for Zipangu foxes?

>>44595055
her as in vulpine boozer's, obviously

>>44595092
Wrong, check raging mushrooms profile, the change is permanent, she gets a masochist side. Also, I have the project to create quick injector with concentrated raging mushrooms, chem mask for inhaling it or even a cybernetics pump with week with of raging mushrooms

>>44595095
No because they are actually all westaboos and they crave the murrican burg

>>44595113
With a week worth of*

>>44595113
>chem mask for inhaling it
No one cared who anon was until he put on the mask

>>44595154
Unironically this, I will live my Bane/urgot fantasy if portal opens and no one will stop me

>>44595113
>chem mask for inhaling it
No wan cared who anon was until he put on the mask

>>44595160
>>44595161

>>44595113
>it actually is
what the fuck
what is this deus ex machina bs

>>44595176
It's the reason why I don't cry about femdom. I just need to get it as soon as possible and start a business around it

Don't they basically only work if you want them to work though? Like if a hellhound wants to be a dom, then shrooms won't stop her. Isn't sincere wishes basically the foundation of why the shrooms aren't NTR bait?

The real question is how to put raging mushroom in a syringe? Or even how to convert raging mushrooms into a injectable extract. The only guy who can help me is my old tranny roommate or one of you

>>44595350
Monsters are not primarily "dom" or "sub". They want beloved hubby's dick first and foremost. The application method is barely relevant.
Hellwan quirk is not about her always being on top, it's just that she will never fully submit to anyone. Interpret that as you want, but she'll absolutely allow you to put her in a mating press if that gets her your dick.

>>44595350
Shrooms only work on one of your fated target. It doesn't work on random mamonos. In the hellhound example, it will narrow down your fated to a sub inclined hellhound and make her extremely weak against you and only you

>>44595350
>Like if a hellhound wants to be a dom, then shrooms won't stop her
It's the other way around, it depends on what (You) want. MGE is a wish-fulfillment tool first and foremost, wannabe dom anon becoming an unwilling carpet muncher for a femdom hellwan would go against this.

If Order-fags and Humanity Fuck Yeah fags want to really repel monstergirls away from their lands. Just use and utilize Leftist-Socialist politics, policies and Leftist Political People. And special case for Zipangu: send plenty of black/African Men; especially someone like Johnny Somali to Zipangu to harass and threaten the women.

>>44595465
>monstergirl written without a space in between
>low quality mostly off-topic shitpost
Name a more iconic duo

>>44595480
>Name a more iconic duo
Chesh and Bogie

How to react to unidentified flying kitsune?

>Come to plunder my hoard, have you?

>>44595404
if you can just pick up and eat some mushroom that grows anywhere and overwrite her personality i don't see why you should be exempt from being, ahem, "persuaded"
if they must exist i prefer it being a both parties consensual type of affair

>>44595519
Uh, yeah, can you move to the side a little bit?

>>44594309
Imagine those ripe familiars from the hag Sabbath

>>44595480
>>44595486
Chesh and MANTICORE.

>>44595519
>Yarrr, your booty is now mine!
Then just grab her and carry her off, ignoring the gold. That oughta make her feel special.

>>44595530
MGE is already femdom by default, fuck off

>>44595530
>The only way to not get rape is raging mushrooms
>Let's just make overpowered mamonos if even more overpowered if they eat the same thing
>Destroy the whole point of raging mushrooms
Are you retarded?

>>44595866
>The only way to not get rape is raging mushrooms
Oh do I have a treat for you... Have you heard about consensual sex?

>>44595880
Not really a thing in MGE.

>>44595638
Queens of the dairy industry, just below the zombie dominance

>>44595901
Why not? Just go up to a girl and tell her she's cute. You will hit it off and take it on from there.

>>44595866
monsters already can eat them for a boost

>>44595866
>The only way to not get raped is raging mushrooms
I think you are the one who is retarded

>>44595924
Find me at least 10 profiles who don't mention rape or forceful sex. You can't, your scenario is impossible, it's them or me and I already made my choice

>>44595828
Sometimes you wouldn't know it to look at these threads

>>44595880
I'm afraid I'm not up to date with the latest forms of degeneracy.

>>44595949
Wut?

People here have spent so much time arguing with a tard schizo that they have forgotten that the MGE is all about rape and femdom. Don't like it? Cry more. We like rape here.

>>44596036
Theres also the age old thing of
"its not that I can have my fantasy, I dont want you to have yours"
KC pretty much shrugs and in some rare cases invests in maledom, but here any-dom is retard stew

>>44596006
Some threads it really seems like half the posts are just variations on "how i would totally le dominate and win against something twice my size that wants to fold me in half and rape me"
Don't even get me started on the whole taming hellhounds thing
Feels like a bunch of comparatively normal guys who like maledom have all just jumped into a femdom setting and started saying they would do this that and the other because the creator mentions that relationships end in unconditional happiness
tldr bratty anons... seduce a monster... super bravado bluffing..., rape correction needed

>>44596036
Sounds like said tard schizo is (You), everyone gets their fantasy realized in MGE
except cucks, kek[/spoiler[

>>44595963
You know what I did with my wife? I had a wedding with her. And she wore a white dress. And we only had sex after the reception.
And we went on cute dates before. In fact we still do.

>>44596006
if mge is so femdom explain why so many mge stories and greentexts posted in this thread have maledom or equal partners
>>44596036
MGE is wish fulfilment fantasy. for most overworked japanese salarymen, being forcefully ripped out of the cycle of wageslaving is a blessing and a fetish. for other people, you can have a comfy life with your monster wife, no worries, even an Ushi-Oni can learn to be civil and cook a fish properly, who's to say they also can't learn to be less aggressive in bed either?
checkmate atheists

Now for a brighter note: would you help an extinct-in-the-wild species of beastgirl repopulate her species? What if she asked you with a very very big "please"? Them sabertooth tigers aren't gonna just pop out of nowhere, you know.

I get femdom is the bigger point of the setting but I would like to see anons take adavntage of a monstergirls weakness and sexualy dominate them

>>44596150

>>44596150
Don't argue with him, he's trying to cause a storm here.
Monsters canonically don't give a damn how the dick is delivered. Only that they get it from their husband.

>>44596117
Raging mushrooms are canon, fuck off.

>>44596150
>if mge is so femdom explain why so many mge stories and greentexts posted in this thread have maledom or equal partners
Show them to me if you can because I haven't seen anything like that in months

>>44596160
I mean, you could
>molesnting weak vampires in the sunlight
>tying up an umiosho and placing her on her back
>beasting a salamander/lizardman/orc in a fight
and more
remember, its YOUR fantasy, just dont be stupid about how anon dominaties his girl and everything should be peachy with in the rules of the setting and the tools KC himself has given people

>>44596198
making my own mge with blackjack and hookers and no mushrooms

It was Mick and I fell for it. Shame on me

>>44595946
Nta, but
>cyclops
>demon (you literally sign a consent form)
>gnome
>greenworm
>houri
>leanan sidhe
>papillon
>pyrow (unless magical seduction counts)
>sea bishop (unless it's to save your life)
>sylph
>undine
>unicorn

>retarded mge posting
post interesting settings to get them to fuck off

>>44596272
Protip: retarded opinions and "mge" in lowercase usually mean it's him

>>44596320
The schizos are out in full force today. Haven't you got an internet to police?

Does your wife have scales or fur? Does it make it better or worse for her to be out on a beach?

>>44596168
Monsters trying to correct their flaws can be depressingly cute.

>>44596329
She's beach ready

>>44596291
Greenworms: rape cocoon
But you're right, still none of them interest me (on the design side)

Hebi-chan will stalk you even in games.

and the mick reveals himself

>>44596390
She's not gonna stay so smug once I kiss her on the lips.

>44596297
You have 72 hours to leave.

>>44596421
Fuck off.

i think mge should be maledom by default
monsters should be submissive

>>44596427
Tick tock, you're going straight to the garbage bin where you belong

I think (You) should stay home and slober at each other with Hebi.
I am not a Hebi myself, I am just a smart and cultured gentleman who you should be taking example of.

>>44596453
You're too much of an outsider to know what a janny does.

Enough engaging with schizos post monster girls.

>>44596492
Yeah, defend the honor of vtubers.

>>44596518
You dont understand anon, i need to pointlessly argue with strangers over the internet.

>>44596467
Show your hebi with a timestamp.

>>44596329
Fur, perfect for bunyip but if I get Kot it will be difficult to swim with her.

>>44596575
Some wild kitties like swimming, you just have to get one.

the sea is too big for monsters to know where i am at any given time.
Damit, that sunken pirate's treasure hoard WILL be mine! And no sea monster is going to stop me!

>>44596734
Yeah, you can totally make it! I believe in you!
Just gotta get through that patch of kelp first! No sweat!

>>44596567
Uhhh I am currently at the gym and can't take the photos. Being married to a Hebi is great for gains. I used to be a scrawny beansprout, now I'm a manly hunk and all men look at me with envy.
I workout at the gym and build more muscle easily and men envy me, but mostly because I'm married to a hebi and that's a status symbol that elevates you to an alpha male.
>>44596734
What if some sahuagin decided to make the treasure chest her napping spot?

>>44596467
I do not have a hebi of which to slober. I would like one. Although I'd take like 80% of monsters offered, and could be convinced to take the other 20% if it's them or nothing.

>>44596771
>Slowly bring treasure up to surface with your winch
>AT LEAST 3 monster girls sitting on the chest in provocative poses
>plus a sahuagin who is genuinely asleep
>You sigh, and drop the chest back into the ocean
>You'll try again tomorrow

>live in the middle of basically nowhere
>not close to cities
>not close to the sea
>not close to forests
>not close to mountains
>just a bunch of farmland
It feels good being safe from scary monsters

>>44596734
Anon, I would HIGHLY advise against plundering sunken treasure. For one, it is a valuable habitat for sleepy sea monsters and also aquatic creeping coins
Second, what if the treasure belongs to one of the infamous pirate lords? You REALLY dont want to fuck with that.

>>44596802
Great plains are prime Hoss habitat.
>>44596799
>go back to the ship
>Sahuagin is now napping on your bed.
>>44596784
Consider giving hebi a priority, don't look around for some bad girl who'll hurt you. Entrust your heart to someone who will cherish it forever.

>>44596802
Meanwhile in the monster extremist research facility, Druella has just launched a new experimental dark matter weapon. It's just a test though, so they chose some secluded place with no humans or monsters. The dark matter's targeting must be off it's veering to the left. "Oh shit, is that a house?"

>>44596734
You best start believing in ghost pirates anon
You'll soon be in one

>>44596799
>>44596879
Narcoleptic monsters are cute.

>>44596943
...ghost pirate lechonk?
post pirate monsters

>>44596879
>Consider giving hebi a priority
I have a weakness for the white hair girls, so hebi is high on the priority list. If I end up portaled into Zipangu, I'll knoe it's fate.

>>44596997
>>44596710
Water kot need law correction
https://files.catbox.moe/ewu3va.jpg

>>44597050
I'd plunder her booty

>>44596879
Good thing isnt not plains then
Just fields of grass surrounded by water

>>44596734
>Emergency. Nearby apex leviathan is showing extreme sexual aggression.

>>44596734
No anon, dont do it!
It's a sea bishop honey pot!

>>44596168
Now post the "happy anniversary" edit

Love big girls
Love big muscles
Love even bigger boobs
Simple as

>>44596334
She hasn't any flaws to correct
>>44596168
I would take her home without hesitation

I have information that the headmistress of the mage academy is actually a monster. I will report it to the inqui-

I just imagined a batcat with batman costume fighting Bane anon

>>44597276
I have a headcanon that ordinary human women that fuck around too much with mana/essence become the female version of incubi. That is, no outward change to appearance, but a fundamental alteration of their very being.

>>44596168
>>44597216
>>44597262

>>44597303
Mechanicus?

>>44596168
>>44597303
I feel like something is missing. Was there a before pic to the first?

I imagine that automatons begin life after waking up as complete morons, but have an unparalleled capacity to learn and develop.

>>44597258
There's so much to love about them.

>>44597447
Thats some good beef

>>44597345
Its one of the main draws of automatons and other robot girls. They lack an understanding of what it means to be alive and you are there to teach them.

Doll werecat for maximum hug overload

Ragdoll werecat for maximum hug overload

>>44597447
>Each dumbbell weighs 100lbs

>>44597258
I prefer milfs more
No dragons,vampires or lilimd

>>44597488
What does it mean to be alive, anon?

>>44597262
sure she does, everyone has at least one (of varying degrees). You just accept them, and honestly, that's fine.

However if she wants to correct any of them, then sometimes helping her is better than just the usual "you're fine the way you are" line

>>44597680
>no vampires
Are you some kind of dork

Keep plastic out of the oceans! You don't want to rid the world of fine pieces of ass like this, do you?

>>44597718
You shouldn't pollute the oceans, but this is a freshwater monster.

>Alice is referred to as a mutation
So does this mean that you can have Alices of other mamono species, or just succubi?

>>44594309

>>44597740
I'm fairly certain it's just Succubi

>>44597135
>not plains
>field of grass
it is plains, anon

>>44597747
What will this madlad uncreatively make in koikatsu next?

>>44597755
>tfw no Alice Manticore

I know not where I am, I know not what thread this is, I know not the time.
But I must ALICE

Mamono sure do love wearing nun outfits, but somehow the only bible verse they seem to know is
>be fruitful and multiply

>>44597927
They also seem to know the ones about marriage, oddly enough

Help me complete this thought:
Lilims are ______.

>>44597927
there's also a line or two about handling snakes
in fact, it's probably the crux of the whole book and integral to divinity

>>44597927
I've heard a few quote Song of Solomon

>>44597991
overrated

>>44598062
Delet ur life

Want to join the snake cult?

>>44597703
Not wrong anon, I didn't saw this face of the puzzle. I feel dumb now

>>44598092
ye

>>44598092
Do we summon fluffy noodles from the swamp?

>>44598092
sorry guy, but i'm in the GOTECOLT

Joined a harpy sex cult, may have gotten more than I bargained for.

>>44597336
IIRC it was a species of cat that went extinct in the wild and then went extinct in captivity because the zoo had to be abandoned and the last few specimens starved to death.

>>44597680
Vampires are prime milfs. If you're looking for a sugar mama, you'll probably go vampire.

>>44598168
Fugg D: I hate this story

>>44598168
You were too late

>>44598214
Why are owls the way they are?

You can make fanart and stories of Malef Dragon and Dragonewt, or any other unreleased mamono. You just can't post the profile, as confirmed by KC.

>>44598308
lmao. Nobody heres talks to him.

>>44598308
It's probably the most retarded move ever. Anyone who wants to see those profiles can easily look up the "leaks", meanwhile everyone is anxious to write stories or make fan art

>>44598355
There was never any restriction on secondary creations of them. You just assumed you'd be striked down for making them.

>>44598355
>archive style filename
>acting like he talked to KC
anon, you're being graced by the ultrafaggots themselves.

>>44598245
No one to make them curry, very sad

>>44597336
It's a thylacine girl from Kemono Friends
In KF extinct species lose the shine in their eye so if you see a beast girl with "dead inside" eyes you are legally required to cheer her up by giving her the D. and a litter of children.

>>44598308
Bizarre if true. Need a citation and even then I'm not expecting a wave of fan art now.

>>44598384
Still no fan art of her in the fan art gallery or the boorus. I don't care about the intentions, what I see in practice is that those monsters are in state of half-existence.
Like >>44598421 said, even if KC makes an official announcement about it, the damage is already done.

>>44597927
Don't forget "be kind to thne neighbor"
Actually, why don't you let your sweet Christian heckhound neighbor show you just how kind she can be?

>>44598446
How come we aren't all talking about the new baphomet?

Dragons: Hate cars
>Foxes: Love cars
I think we all know which one is the better waifu

>>44598505
Yeah, you can ride dragons.

>>44598666
Dragon pussy?

cat pussy!

>>44597921
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA
now that's a SPICY batcat, hot damn

>>44598910
Greens are good for you.

Lord I was born a lambing man
Trying to make a living and doing the best I can
When it's time to shear her I hope you'll understand
that I was born a lambing man

Reminder that 1000 piece jigsaw puzzles are a VERY bad birthday present for beeg paw monsters - they can't hold the pieces properly. Feel for autism dogs because they would enjoy a good jigsaw.
Also bad to have around kots, because they WILL destroy your jigsaw half way through.
Not cheshire's though, they'll wait until you are almost done before destroying it.

>>44597991
Femcels

Dragon sex.

>>44599098
Why did you post picture of the one kot polite enough not to ruin your jigsaw?

>>44599199
She falls into the big beaned category, rather than the annoying kot category.
I agree though, Jinko is far more likely to accidentally ruin your jigsaw than on purpose
pic rel is the real jigsaw predator

Elves are for ___.

>>44599277
Chesh would absolutely hide the last jigsaw piece between her tits or somewhere even lewder just to spite anon with his almost completed puzzle.
Or just park her fat ass on the puzzle halfway through and ruin everything.

>>44599286
Love

>>44599098
What's the appropriate punishment for chesh?

>>44599341
anal annihilation

>>44599341
has to help me finish my jigsaw using a pair of beeg paw friendly tweezers

>>44599341
Deleting 10 of random images from her meme folder

>>44599173
Watch out, it's alduin the cock eater and she's going to make sure you are NOT the last dragonborn!

>>44599098
Just sit in her lap and let her use your hands with her hands like she's piloting you. It's a nice way to bond with any beeg girl with beeg paws or claws or whathaveyou, as she gets to have you in her lap and your head on her boobs AND you help her solve a puzzle her kind usually struggles with mechanically

What I'm saying is i need more art of average height guys sitting in a beeg girls lap, resting the head on her boobs like a pillow

>>44599482
This is a cute idea.
You've got me wondering if hellhounds and other beastwoman are born with paws small enough to use human tools, but then lose that ability as they get bigger.
It'd also get the more hyperactive ones to sit still for a moment.
Either way, jigsaws sound like a cute bonding opportunity for both your wife and daughters.

>>44597681
Are you an automaton girl, anon?

>>44598486
Not everybody is subscribed to the Patreon and in practice if you post about something that’s marked by KC as “Do not replicate on anonymous etc” it gets DMCA’d. As has happened in the past like when people posted Dragonnewt.

>>44599392
Too mean
>>44599391
>>44599371
Based and will be applied at the same time.

>tfw ywn be a living dolls ken to her barbie

>>44599706
Yeah, but apparently fanart of the profile is ok, weirdly enough. Just not the official thing

>>44599765
I’m going to hold off on final determination until we get some official statement from KC, preferably on his Patreon and official site. Wikifag passing it along secondhand is not enough for me to believe anything.

>>44599765
Just best to avoid that whole mess and claim it's not MGE if you go that route.

KC's newet emtries are starting to feel lazy and uninspired. Have we passed peak MGE days?

Isn't it strange how the mick constantly whines about getting DCMA'd, yet he seems to never seems to suffer any bans for these alledged repeated offenses. As usual, something about that schizo's story doesn't add up.

>>44599855
We have. Malef was called lazy at the time and dragonnewt is waaaay worse than that. Not everything can be good but when you draw one to two girls a year then it's kind of telling.

>>44599855
does seem that way

>>44599893
Do you think she's pretty?

>>44599893
>constantly whines about getting DCMA'd
He whines about shit all the time, but to my knowledge he's not the one posting DMCA-worthy things. He does keep teasing that one model that he said is definitely gonna get KC-sempai to notice him, but he's too much of a pussy to ever commit to it.

>>44596802
>just a bunch of farmland
and its holsts for you

SO WHERE WERE THE SPIDERS
WHILE THE FLY TRIED TO BREAK MY BALLS?

>>44599932
Why does it have a dong?

>>44598168
>>44598419
Humans really deserve the worst fate imaginable huh

>>44599998
Because he likes them, duh.

>>44599998
Because it's made by a psychotic gay furry that's spent the last 8 months of his life whining about how much he hates MGE

i see big meaty american hellhounds in future anon
I see them smothering you with ease

>>44599998
It doesn't but catbox is down and I'm lazy with scaling the censorship box.

>>44599988
A fly swatter should have been enough.
>>44600050
Can she take me to Alaska?

>>44598308
>You can post fan art and stories of her
>But you can't see the profile unless you pay money
>So you'll be either making the fan art blind or making it for people who doesn't know who the character is
I see.

>>44600075
y alaska? shog searching?

>>44599893
Not everybody who disagrees with KC being more trigger happy than a stereotypical spaghetti western is the Irishman but you do you, Anon.

>>44599855
They’re not bad it just feels like kind of like with Phoenix, the wait and anticipation for black dragon girls was kind of like Duke Nukem Forever being vaporware for the longest time. People’s expectations were just a bit too high especially because of the content drought we’d already gone through.

>>44600102
I would have picked something like Texas, but I prefer colder climate.

>>44600051
Don't tell my monster girl waifu about the gay. She doesn't know.

>>44599896
I have no interest in the JRPG (fuck posting monthly for an unfinished game anyway) and the girls he's released lately haven't been impressive.

I really don't see new exciting MGE content coming any time soon at this rate. Which I'm genuinely sad about.

>>44600104
That would explain Phoenix/Malef but dragonnewt just came and went and nobody even talks about them anymore. At least people still mention Malef.

>>44600165
People still talk about Malef because the power of mesugaki dragons is eternal.

>>44600143
I still think it's funny how that character/pic have just become a shorthand for shitposts now.

>>44600143
This loses all kick when you remember that KC/puuyo was enough of a pussy to DMCA the full picture here. Now it just seems sad.
>"Ok you can post the head to fuck with people. But NO MORE than that!"

>>44600162
>I really don't see new exciting MGE content coming any time soon at this rate.
A really think KC taking on a project that was waaay to ambitious was the first problem, the drama and everything that followed just seem to have taking thew wind out of his sail.
It's really sad, but as long as he focuses on it I double anything will change.

>>44600194
>Pic to make fun of a guy who got DMCA'd
>Can't even post the full thing without getting DMCA'd
It's honestly really funny.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, Mick and the bahofags deserve one another, they are just as autistic.

>>44600194
>sucking up to the creator so much that they give your wife a cameo
||Yeah, I know some westerners do it too but that's not the point.||

>>44600200
I really only see one way out of it
>kick out the people feeding him wrongthink images and whatever other shit they tell him because clearly this is like 40% of what he does now
>actually communicate and say why the game is three years late and never got a single update
>stop paywalling things, the patreon is just another porn game scam at this point
>draw a new catgirl who rules the kingdom of cats

>>44600165
Dragonnewt was basically revealed in the malef profile. The only real new thing is we have a picture for her, and it's just a lesser malef.

>>44600119
anon, no matter what if you have a hellhound you are always will be in a sauna

>0 votes
>0 friends
>0 replies from KC
>72 hours

>>44600240
>Will never happen, he drank that kool-aid a long time ago
>He "tried" to do that, but honestly I just feel like he has nothing to report and it would be a bit to obvious if he tried
>Patreon money is just crack for online creators, will never happen
>Hi Mick

>>44600102
Wendigo searching more like it

>>44600291
huh?

>>44594443
Why are these powerful monsters fighting over a literal who? Why do they even know about him?

>>44600331
he has emcee-itis

>went out for a bit
>when I come back there is a dragon and my house is on fire
>I stand there terrified
>Meanwhile Dragon-chan tries to maintain her cool after burning down Anon's house by sneezing too hard
>she is trying to decide what to do now but she doesn't want to tell Anon the truth because it is too embarrassing

Maledom this, femdom that, I just want to hug a soft monstergirl.

>>44600371
>Self aware Anon tries to avoid the tropes at every turn
>His Sisyphean struggle goes down as man who refused to score

>>44600292
>I just feel like he has nothing to report and it would be a bit to obvious if he tried
After this long he does have something to report. He clearly has a major problem and won't admit it. If he had any progress, he would have it. But he doesn't even post game CGs or anything so I assume none are done.
>Patreon money is just crack for online creators,
Integrity?

I think /mgt/ has a bit too much to think

>>44600305
My last bit of monster girl art got maybe six (you)s so some of that seems silly. The other thing is circlejerking about janny applications.

>>44600406
I must not cuddle the fluff noodle

You just know when the portals open sphinx are going to be the smuggest of all monsters
Which other monsters have got gigantic statues dedicated to them?

>>44600565
Right, because she's mine.

The real question is how is he not rangebanned yet?
Remember: he only picked up writing, art and modeling just to get back at us. He definitely wants to use them to make ntrshit with this. He also tried to promote that blacked cheshire pic and asked /ic/ how to dodge dmca. To to top it he tried to draw bapho possibly as a get back to puuyo, and If he had the skill he definitely would have done some nasty shit. You are dealing with an extremely ill faggot who uses cu sith to get you angry since ntrfags only operate on attention just like feminine men and women

Van de graaff generator dildo

I want to pamper a kejourou and be pampered by one in turn

>>44600446
>Integrity?
Creators who don't paywall everything make very little money, if any. There's a few monster girl creators who have few if any paid subs, despite giving chunks away for free. Generosity is not rewarded on Patreon.

The only reason no one gripes about MGERPG and makes a fuss publicly is because they know they'll immediately get dogpiled by KC dick riders.

People are stupid and stingy. This is nothing new.

>>44600649
For the love of christ Anon take your meds.

>>44600660
I want to kiss a Kejourou in her forbidden zone and unlock her pent up lust, her neck’s nape!

>>44600675
But MGE is just a hobby and doesn't pay the bills? lol. he's fast enough with the dmcas too

Why are angels like this?

>>44596297
I’d rather not get vored today, maybe later though.

>>44599855
Honestly, I don't care too much about 20's MGE . I just enjoy things KC created before. The same situation with his game. If it comes out - good, if not - i don't lose anything.

>>44600654
What's that van de whatever that lets geckos walk on walls?

>>44600731
>But MGE is just a hobby and doesn't pay the bills?
If MGE isn't generating a lot of profit or able to have much of KC's attention then the slow drip MGERPG is even stupider of an idea.

>>44600768
van de waals?

>>44600784
Haha, on de walls yes

>>44600765
This type of passive acceptance is why hentai game scams will never stop or slow down.

What is the point of finishing anything if this is good enough? Not mad, just curious.

>>44600797
Made me laugh anon, ty
Have a smart cow

stop talking about bullshit and post something lewd instead

>>44600829
I did but got no (you)s so eh.

>>44600829

>>44600810
I mean, in this case you have the regular group of people who buy into the scam but there are also people who go around making sure nothing leaks. I don't know what level you have to be at to stop one of the oldest mge thread seeing mge content because they didn't pay for it. Do you think they have secret discords where you have to verify you paid to join so they can post the profiles?

DEATH BY SNU SNU
DEATH BY SNU SNU

>>44600829
I want to be in the coat.

>>44600890
Missionary working hard to bring faith to the kot that needs it.

>>44600829
Have a classic.

>>44600899
Think her crotch fluff is downy soft?

>>44600886
>Do you think they have secret discords where you have to verify you paid to join so they can post the profiles?
>I know several do and they each neurotically browse these threads

>>44600675
Sad and true.

>>44600829
Anon I don't think that specific slime is safe

>>44600918
These primitive kots will learn to accept our lord and savior. Now excuse me, apparantly I am some sort of honored guest that has to go lie down on this stone altar.

>>44600810
You misunderstand me. I don't support the current KC behavior, never even donated to him (only bought two volumes of Encyclopedia in 2019). But that shouldn't stop me from enjoying his previous works. If Kenkou completely screws up, I'll just forget about him and build my own MGE headcanon. And as one anon has rightly pointed out: we don't worship KC, but we do love the setting he designed.

>>44600972
Nonsense.

>>44600936
This man sure did draw a lot of senko.

>>44600702
That's basically her "reverse scale". She's usually able to guard it quite well everything considered. You seal your fate by kissing it.

>>44600567
Asia is full of dragon statues and the entire country of China is represented as a dragon in most media.

>>44600988
There is a significant group doing exactly that.

>>44601023
imagine the effect on their egos when they find that out...

>>44600947
Yes.

At this point just stop making threads, this shithole is just a bootleg /b/ at this point and the board would be better off without spamming threads just to get into internet slapfights.

>>44601023
>Sphinxes and dragons come through the portal and surprised (only inwardly of course) to already be revered.
>Demon-types are sad because the new world is already terrified of them
Just doesn't seem fair

>>44601063
I would drive my fluffy soft monsterwife insane, I'd constantly be petting and playing with her soft crotch fluff without even thinking about it and inadvertently edging her.

>>44601072
Naw if it was truly /b/ then there would be alot more off-topic posting not just from you know who.

>>44600649
>The real question is how is he not rangebanned yet?
He barely ever even gets normally banned despite the never-ending shitposting for almost a year now.

The only explanation for this level of negligence is that there's a similar situlation as the /a/ threads had back then, some compromised janny is keeping him as his pet weaponized retard, binning all reports made about him and letting him attack us on purpose.

>>44601153
But why sounds like some demonic behavior.

>cute hellhound model posted
>ignored in favor of talking about the thread celeb
why?

Hey. The neighborhood watch is watching you.

>>44601173
You could ask the /a/ janny from all those years back the same thing, he let the shitposters run completely free on purpose and then justified kicking the threads off /a/ by saying there's too much shitposting.

>>44601187
Kill yourself Mick.

>cute boat

>>44601235
Cute boat?

>>44601072
People were calling for these threads to be ended for less.
>>44601153
Like I said last time, you're giving the jannies too much credit. They just ignore most of the board exists until you post porn, spam at least 30 posts, or make shitposts but only those that even somebody who's never been on the board can recognize as shitposting like "made for BBC" or soijaks.

>>44601195
>Anubis joins the HOA board

>>44601072
Ah yes let’s stop making threads and move over to some other shit hole administrated by ultrafaggots. Or you know, let’s not and just ignore the attention whore?

>>44601195
Can't a man enjoy his pool in peace before summer ends?

>>44601235
>ironically likes to assemble small ships in a bottle as a hobby
>Will come up and critique the craftsmanship of the boat she's about to wreck.

>>44601355
I wouldn't count on activities that require you to wear no more than swimming briefs.

>>44601336
Believing all the malice is coming from one unpleasant individual is unironic schizoposting.

>>44601355
No says the Goobis next door, his loins belong to the Dynasty.

>>44601336
>Monster Girl Thread
>gacha spam
>gacha spam
>screeching about some artist
>furshit
>furshit
>furshit
>furshit
>arguing about furshit
>falseflagging about furshit
>arguing
>arguing
>arguing
>screeching about artist
>gacha spam
>gacha spam
>archive
>repeat
Yeah I really want these threads to keep getting made, anon. That's such a good idea.

>>44601091
>whenever you're laying or sitting together your hand always eventually gravitates towards her extremely soft pubic hair
>hfw has a hand down her skirt all the time but never gets off

>>44601083
>portal opening day, MGE side.
>group of high ranking mamano go through for a week to make sure humanity is ready
>they come back through
>the dragon, 9 tail kitsune, and sphinx are all in high spirits, talking about how great earth people are and how they were treated kindly...
>and then there is ms. lim, who has the biggest frown you've ever seen.
>"hey ms. lim how did it-"
>"y-yeah... you can invade. just leave me alone."
>she sulks to her room and slams the door
>month later
>*knock knock*
>"ms lim..."
>"LEAVE ME ALONE! humans dont love me"
>"but you've been in there for a month. you havent even come out to eat"
>"im fine"
>"you're not fine."
>"i was scolded, insulted, and called the 'incarnation of evil' non-stop while the others were praised and damn near worshipped. id rather die in here than go back over there"
>"you know the demon lord wont let you do that, but whatever. we got you a gift, i'll slide it under your door."
>whoever was outside walks away
>it takes her a minute but ms. lim finally moves for the first time in a month and looks at what was slid under the door...
>its a love letter from earth, and addressed to her!
>attached to the envelop is a sticky note from the other commanders and a map
>"we felt really bad about how you were treated when we first went through. so we found someone that matches your preferences and doesn't follow the same religion as THOSE people."

A gremlin who tries to build giant death robots like a giant robot dragon or giant robot spider and each time it monsterises to a different type of automaton, causing her to get increasingly angry.

>>44601398
Everyone knows furshit is just mick and he doesn't even try to hide it. You are either retarded or mick himself trying to make himself more relevant, either way it's best that you simply leave this thread.

>>44601390
I am still pretty sure that most of it is the same group who would love if people moved to the more MGE compliant sites. It was never this bad before the wight thing.

>>44601398
you really overestimate the amount of furshit posting and arguing.
its just mick posting the furshit and people telling him to fuck off.
besides, what alternative do you want to provide for monster girls?

>>44601407
Sad... but anyways I'd be taking a fox back home to my parents.

>>44601398
>screeching about some artist
>arguing
>furshit
99% posted or incited by the Mick or his /trash/ trooncord friends. The calmest the threads were all year were when the main instigator got banned for 3 days.

How about that ban was simply made permanent, almost all the problems would simply dissappear just like that.

the ski free yeti...

>>44601488
Memaids are alright.

>>44601498
I prefer berds though.

It's barmaid time.
Imagine coming back from a long hard day of killing slimes for her to greet you like she actually missed you.

>>44601515
like
as in she pretends she actually missed you or

>>44601515
Imagine someone actually being excited to see you.

>>44601515
those poor slimes

>>44601538
Depends on your self confidence/delusion

>>44601515
As far as I care the doujin with her and Stunk is the canon ending

>>44601558
I take that as a yes she's pretending

>>44601544
No, I don't like it. I enjoy being able to walk into a room completely invisible.

>>44601544
>doggirl that nearly rapes you any time you come home, even if you just went to get the mail
>catgirl who pretends she didnt miss you, her purrs betraying her appearance when you sit on the couch with her and cuddle up.

>>44601498
Squids are superior.

>>44601588
I want to annoy a catgirl by putting a cat filter over her

>>44601544
Kek, no I don't want to drink until blackout tonight

>>44601515
I miss my bavarian kiki

>>44601498
So they've captured him; now what?

>>44601679
Most mentally stable fox

>>44601544
>Automaton keeps track of the time you spend away from her and asks for increasingly more lovey-dovey compensations whemever you finally come back.
> she always stands stoically behind the door whemever you arrive, arms open and completely neutral expression
>IT HAS BEEN 8 HOURS 38 MINUTES AND 25 SECONDS
>THIS UNIT WOULD LIKE TO ENGAGE IN THE ACTIVITY CALLED CUDDLING

I think all anons here should be subjected to yandere monsters.

>>44601195
The Beast Girl HOA is really getting out of control
I supposedly ain't allowed to wear swimming trunks while I am in my back yard and must swim in the nude for my safety supposdley, I ain't allowed to have curtains, I am getting stared at and having dog tits and ass on my windows at all hours of the day and night. I thought this was a friendly neigborhood for single human males.

>>44601742
She's so cute.

Reminder that if you’re waifu doesn’t have a giant one shot aoe attack with a heavy telegraph she’s bottom tier

>>44601431
Take out one ntr nigger and the whole hoard gets pissed and drives the nip to paywall his shit. It's a damn shame.

>>44601766
I probably wouldn't resist at this point. Gonna be interesting if she finds out I'm into muscular women and she's not big yet.

I want to eat dragon fried rice.