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Just don't leave her, okay?

>>44545047
The bite marks are worrying.

>>44545089
And the necktie isn't?

>>44545106
What's wrong with it?

I don't like Rumia. I will never love Rumia. I will never go around Rumia. She will leave me alone. I hate Rumia. Bye bye Poomia.

She eats humans, she's a monster!

>>44545057
Rumia is my beautiful little adopted daughter and she will wingman me into finding a good mother figure for her so that we may care for her together.

>>44545047
>>44545057
Imagine being rumia's shota boyfriend

>>44545192
You take that back now

>>44545047
Impregnate the roomba

>>44545433
What if you were the roomba

Woah... what happened?

>>44547738
She dropped her kebab in the water.

>>44545047
I think she's cute but we should stay friends please

>>44547874
...f-friends...?

Just friends?

>>44545368
GIWTWM

>>44547738
Rumia is completely entranced by the beauty of the creature that she sees before her, not realising it's her own reflection. And, much like Narcissus, she will now be unable to look away from it.
What a dummy!

>>44545047
This bitch wants to eat me. Fuck her.

>>44545047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gimu8J9RbDA
>One, Two, Three – Time to fall in the dark
>But before it comes, just once more please… embrace me…
>But I just can’t say it…
>I just can’t say that I love you more than anyone else… I just can’t!

>>44549003
Thats the plan

happy 7th

>>44549018
I wonder if touhou fan songs like these, which have lyrics, actually tell a story relating to the character or are just there as lyrics?

>>44552093
Sometimes they do, other times they are just taking the rhythm and making their own song with it.

>>44552067
Please put your skirt on Rumimi, there are some bad people out there!

>>44552261
She does it intentionally

She does it intentionally

Not only is the Rumer cute but she has an impeccable taste in music too!

>>44552093
My headcanon is that they always relate to the character

>>44552261
I'm not a bad person. I just want to play with her. In my bed :)

>>44554594
Stay close to reimu rumimi, she'll keep you safe.

>>44554622
Lol no she won't

Here's my sloppy contribution to Roomba day.

>>44555925
The post blowjob one was amazing

>>44555925
Your Lora is next level. Already came hard to your chiyari. Any links to your uncensored pics sensei?

>>44545368
Imagine being Rumia

>>44556189
"I'd" actually make "her" somewhat threatening, as weak as her powers may be.

I won't let Rumia die.

>>44562871
Still page 10, anon

>>44562871
>>44563683
I will help Rumi with a great big borg.

>>44545089
they are cute, she only bites him lightly to not hurt him

>>44564175
He will get an ebolism and die and Rumia will be sad

>>44547738
she's too retarded to recognize her own reflection
LMAO

>>44563683
I failed...

>>44564731
What does she need such a fat ass for? To lure in humans so that she kills them?

>>44564780
that's where all the lolicon meat ends

>>44545047
i love Rumia

>>44545047
cherish the room bah

>>44545047
Who would make for the best mother figure to marry in order to give Rumia a fulfilling existence?

postin Rumia theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUvEHNW6y_A

>>44545047
She definitely loves my meat, if you can tell where I'm going with this

>>44545047
Does she? Or does she just like the idea of being in love with me?

>>44579420
I want to say Yuuka since they're both very youkai-ish youkai, but I may be biased.

>>44587402
If anyone could teach Rumia how to hone her abilities as a youkai and hit the perfect balance of monster and dignified lady, it would be her. Now the question is how you would convince her to marry you and raise Rumia together...

>>44587439
Okay this is something I have put too much thought into.
First, you want to establish a good relationship with Yuukarin. I'd try and have tea with her every week or so, and if she brings biscuits or cakes out at some point, you have hit it on the head and can safely move on to stage 2.
You want to try and befriend Rumimi around this time, probably by giving her a stable food source. Whether you scour the woods for outsiders to murder and bring back for her or settle for venison/beef is up to you. Eventually you want her to be attached to you, maybe doing things like tugging your sleeve to ask for a snack. Try and not overfeed the Rum, or she may get spoiled and bratty which may complicate step 2.

Step 2 is to introduce the two of them casually. Make sure to not put the wellbeing of Rum too far ahead of Yuuka's comfort, but don't let her be walked all over either. Yuuka is a very proud youkai, and will probably look down on Rumimi for being so weak at first, but we aim to change this. You want to make clear that Roomba is close to your heart and you would be upset if she were to be bullied. If this goes well, the hardest part is behind you and you can now run to the home stretch, but you are not quite done yet. You want to make Rumimi a regular guest to your tea parties, not necessarily pushing the two together but still there and being looked after. After a while of this, when the two are no longer complete strangers and Rumima has stopped being afraid of the scary flower lady and Yuuka has gotten used to Rumi's presence, you can go in for the kicker.
The last real step is to politely ask Yuuka to look after Rumia for a day, to give you a chance to do something in the village for example.
If this goes well, and by now you should be sure if it will or not, you can safely maintain course to ask Yuuka to marry you and to ask Reimu to allow you to officially adopt Rumimia. This should be no problem, because Yuukarin will obviously love you by now enough that you can build upon it and Reimu is easily bribed with food.

>>44588045
Now the question is if Rumia can be taught or if she is too stupid to change.

>>44588045
Hey, I think another rumiafag has said they appreciate your posts and I just wanted to say I do too!

https://youtu.be/NFyJiGx-BEU?si=2JioK88GP1gAHd_E

>>44590385
Aha, I have no idea what you mean. Really.
is it that obvious?

>>44591014
Its cool to see something aside from lewdposting or simple imagedumping on these threads.

Theres never enough spooky posting about the maneating roomba tho :<

>>44592637
Too many people try to wean her off of human meat in their scenarios. I just want to encourage her and teach her own to hunt humans more effectively. I want to turn her into the horror movie villain I know she can be.

>>44557203
You're creepy

>>44592958
thats what i was going for

I know.

>>44592700
You know you may die trying?

Hey guys my Rumia got a lot more screechy and impoverished, does anyone know how to handle this???

>>44593025
Who are you going for

>>44593485
Dude, she poops from there

>>44598067
Give her a snack and some allowance money.

>>44600488
Don't care, i'd still smack it

>>44599092
now, i'm going for you
haha jk

>>44595932
Not if I train her right but just in case I'll have some contingency plans in place.

>>44545047
Ahh~ I want Rumia-chan to devour my flesh, innards and gonads!
My lolicon nutrients being absorbed by her small loli intestines into her cute loli circulatory system, from where they'll reach every single part of her loli body, including the capillaries in her cunny!

>>44612373
EWWWWW you'd gonna turn into poop, man!

>>44612373

>>44545047
How would reasonably romance the grue? Its easy enough to see her as a surpsingly docile girl given her canon appearances but do we have any real information on her likes?

>>44632599
She's more or less the average neetanon with superpowers and no computer.
That is, she has absolutely zero ambition or drive to do anything other than float around doing nothing all day every day. She only even tries to eat people when they're put in front of her, since she can't see outside her darkness ball any more than you can see in, and only does it in the first place because she thinks she's supposed to.

The only thing to do is to try and get her interested in something and show her a better life than what she has right now.

>>44632750
So you'd have too amuse her in the end?

>>44632750
Gift her some night vision goggles and see what happens.

>>44634358
Those require some amount of light to work, so they'd fail in her bubble

Roomba...

>>44642005
Roombomb...

>>44642053
This is you need to buy Hakurei brand(tm) cups, each cup is sealed with an ofuda specially designed to prevent nasty youkai from kicking, biting, or slashing at your testicles!

I visited Rumia this year and it got rainy after I left.

>>44657129
That's a shame. It probably would have been nice to take a rainy walk there.

Do you have more pictures?

>>44657147
>It probably would have been nice to take a rainy walk there.
It wasn't that nice because I did a long bicycle trip and ended up soaked because I picked the wrong day.
>Do you have more pictures?
Not a whole lot of Rumia because I didn't stay very long and was more interested in cycling south, but I got a couple.

>>44657147
>>44657177
Here's the train station from outside.

>>44657147
>>44657182
Here's a shopping mall. I didn't go inside, but I don't expect anything interesting there anyway.

>>44657147
>>44657187
Here's a stream next to the mall.

>>44657147
>>44657195
Some weird church. I looked it up later in Google Street and looks a bit less weird from the other side.

>>44657177
>>44657182
>>44657187
>>44657129
You mean to tell me that a city in northern poland that shares it's name with a cute 2hu is just a fairly average polish city?
Disgraceful, post the real pictures.

>>44657147
>>44657202
Map next to the forest.

>>44657203
There's a certain beauty to the mundane if you look at it through the right lens.

>>44657147
>>44657209
Venturing into the forest, not very far though.
>>44657203
I'm sorry, I didn't look for the cactus farm.

>>44657147
>>44657218
And that's the border with Gdynia.

>>44657147
>>44657226
And from the other side.

>>44657218
Seems nice and peaceful. Hopefully no drunks skulking about.

>>44657129
I live near it, i could go on a bike there with my fumo and take a picture.

>>44657374
Cosplay as her as well and recreate this image

>>44657389
that sounds like too much of a hussle

Rumia found out about TND and she is all for it

>>44659036
Is she going to eat them?

>>44659036
she could kill two birds with one stone

>>44657374
You got a Rumia fumo or some other fumo?

How likely is it that Flandre and Rumia are the same person?

>>44545047
She loves your meat
That's why you shouldn't turn into a youkai, otherwise she ain't gonna love you anymore

>>44666758
Only a Patchouli
but someday i will buy a Rumia

>>44666817
Is there a Rumia one now?

>>44657129
I heard that the circumcision rate in Poland is less than 0.1% nowadays. I bet all those Jews fucked off from there real quick after World War II

>>44666828
The official one is out of stock and preorder was closed on amiami

>>44666867
Oh shit, I was not aware of that.

fumoscum go back to x

>>44659347
rumia eats humans silly not niggers, niggers get stomped

>>44659036
Rumia loves Tasteful Ningen Delicacies

>Rumia loves you.
>Rumia is a normal human being, just like you and me.

>>44669109
Now people are going to think I'm a creep for being friends with a young girl...

>>44545057
Why would I leave her?

>>44672492
She is starting to eat too much and you can't curb her appetite. She is drawing too much negative attention now.

>>44678735
You should be supporting her now that she is on her lowest not leave her.

"20 minutes into the date and Rumia seems uninmpressed..."

>>44678943
Here comes the main course, watch her cheer up!

>>44678943
why would you bring the rumimi to a boring dinner date?

>>44678943
Give me a minute, your dinner made a shank in the basement and is putting up a fight.

>>44678943
Just get her talking about herself and her friends, works 99% of the time

rumia isnt asking anymore if you a human she can eat

>>44678943
Sorry Rumia, I'm really bad at this kind of stuff.

Bump

>>44687298
Idiot.

>>44687650
i got what i wanted no?

>>44688116
oh noes anon rumia is going to kick you in the balls

>>44690020
Please refrain from posting such utter filth anon.
I'd rather the thread die than have to look at this disgusting image.

>>44690020
It can't get any fatter?

>>44690020
(Full of lolicons)

>>44690020
she needs cabbage correction

>>44690236
that's not food for humans, but for cows and goats.

>>44687650
Okay, yeah, you were right. Im a retard.

>>44690387
She's a cow alright.

>>44690020
Her foot is inverted.....

>>44679087
to fill her belly in preparation

>>44657218
>Europe’s largest cactus farm housing in excess of 2 million plants
Wtf why is there a giant cactus farm randomly in Poland?

>>44700254
never underestimate autism power

>>44690098
stop announcing sage

Thread ruined see you guys

anon are you crying under the stairs again

>>44702024
I had a terrible dream. I saw fat bitches everywhere...

more rumia for me you dumb cunt

>>44702024
n-no im BROODING, h-huge difference

>>44702111
worry not anon fat people aren't real

I love her belly

>>44708659
rumimi's chubby belly is canon

>>44708659
How can Cirno be an ice fairy when she's that hot?

>>44708659
Cute belly

>>44711607
Fat

>>44708659
>>44711607
I can see her nave

>>44706865
their not real anymore after rumia ate them

More like groomia

>>44545047
Rumia stinks

>>44725407
like what?

>>44725814
wild animal stench with a slight human element to it, predators usually have an intense body odour dripping with musky pheromones

>>44545047
My beloved daughterpet.

>>44727798
would they really hang out with her if she was that
smelly?

>>44702024
rumia playing amnesia - the dark descent?

>>44729052
fairies and bug yokai are pretty much wild animals, and they're pretty young, neither kids nor animals are particularly fussed so long as the smell isn't overtly filthy. that said, the scent of a predator or of blood might be a little intimidating, especially for wriggle.

>>44729040
My father-in-law!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8eL03l-M4s

>>44690020
You are a disgrace to AIfags everywhere. Learn to prompt nigga.

>>44751263
NIGGER

>>44753478
Rumia is so based i love her

>>44753484
A LYNCHING A DAY KEEPS THE RUMIA HAPPY!

>>44753484
More like base, hyuck hyuck

Get away from me noisy little girl!

>>44753478
>>44753492
built 4 niggermeat

>>44754011
so nanoka?

>>44754091
Rumia is shocked that niggers really are the same color on the inside
Would you join Rumia at her Brq

>>44763742
The south will rise again. Best believe it.

Remember, you are what you eat.

>>44770769
Surely that's a myth, right?
I want Rumia to eat me, but I don't want her to turn into a worthless hikki.

cumshot on her tummy

>>44545047
would she still love me if i ate a youkai in front of her?

>>44770769
then rumia is an innocent child
https://youtu.be/5LZe13RGweA?si=TwZS6JBsKEQbbLvR

>>44770769
Rumia isn't a cabbage though

>>44773778
That does explain her appearance. Children are probably the easiest to catch and eat.

>>44774042
I'm afraid she gets rid of the cabbages you bring her when you're not looking.

>>44780129
This can't be true...

>>44782399
Next time try watching her eat.

I will hide cabbage inside a de volaille and give it to rumia

Post more Rumimi's belly

>>44555963
link?

Eating out rumia-chan...

>>44801488
ask AI-fag

RUMIA TUMMY

>>44802682
too many ningen...