/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44556795
With ice cream as she watches her beautiful flowers slowly go away for the winter

Sorry hag the Aki sisters are taking control now

>>44556795
I want to fuck Kanako's feet!!!

>>44556795
Flower Master of the FOUR seasons

>>44556817
holy fucking shit that is too sexy

>>44556795
Yuuka appreciates to beauty of all seasons!

>>44556817
She is truly gorgeous. This is a Yuuka thread now.

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>>44557452
N-no! You can't do this! This is an autumn thread! A U T U M N ! Yuuka already has a thread! You can't just take someone else's thread, you fat old hag!

>>44557655
yuuka is evil, and thus she can do whatever wants.

>>44557655
>you fat old hag!
All that tells me is that you've resorted to name calling. Shame on you, Anon.

>>44557693
The flats will always resort to that when getting into conflict with more endowed women.

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>>44557693
This is a thread that should be celebrating GODDESSES! They've worked very hard all year to make a great autumn, there should be a thread dedicated to celebrating our achievements and the hard work the sisters put into making a lovely autumn for everyone. Give praise to them instead of a lazy bloated mean youkai!

Watching the seasons change together with Yuuka!

>>44557743
Then fight on behalf of your seasonal goddesses.

>>44557743
>lazy bloated mean youkai
Anon, our lovely Yuukarin works year round to make sure her garden is as stunning as it possibly can be, even during winter.
Additionally, she is fit and in shape from all the manual labour she does, unlike that chubby yuugi-ona who hibernates nine months of the year.

>>44557939
There's nothing wrong with Letty being a sleep enjoyer or a little chunky.

>>44557669
Yuuka is beautiful, and thus can do whatever she wants.

>>44556795
Garden of the sun is year round, isn't it?

>>44558003
Extremely spankable ass.

>>44556795
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8996187/1/A-Day-in-the-Life-of-Yuuka-Kazami

>Yuuka Kazami was bored, so she decided to go for a walk around Gensokyo.

>This was a rather rare thing for her to do. Normally she stayed in her estate, walking among the sunflowers, but today, she decided that the rest of Gensokyo had spent far too long a time without her, and so she decided to visit it for a bit, so she picked up her umbrella and walked out the door of her mansion.

>First, Yuuka decided she would pay a visit to the gods on the mountain. Not just the two that lived at the top, oh no, but all of them, from the harvest god who lived at the base to the Celestials at the top. Or was this the mountain the Celestials lived on? It had been so long, Yuuka could hardly remember. She laughed quietly to herself. How silly of her; she should make sure to find them and make a note of where they lived. It was the right thing to do, after all.

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>>44563717
This woman would kill you instantly and she will never love you. Better give your love to the Aki sisters, the goddesses that bless your harvest and do care about humans, unlike that sadistic hag.

>>44557345
>>44557452
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>>44563717
This woman would rape you instantly and she will never love you. Better give your love to the Aki sisters, the goddesses that respect your consent and do care about humans, unlike that lascivious hag.

>>44564736
She can't rape me if I stand my ground and tell her NO that's NOT happening!

>>44565861
>I stand my ground and tell her NO that's NOT happening!
That's the spirit!

>>44564736
Rape??
How uncouth. You'd best stop with that kind of talk, Minoriko.

>>44556795
The only one "coping" here is the aki sisters.
For me summer is still in full swing.

Minoriko this, Yuuka that, Letty there...
Shizuha will never get a boyfriend...

>>44574865
I like shizuha
Her dress is cute
But I don't think she likes me.

>>44572402
I wish to inhale

>>44564736
Don't be ridiculous! How can a lady with such a sweet and beautiful smile be a serial rapist?

>>44574876
Shizuha is welcoming enough to those who approach her. She just wants to be recognized and beloved for the hard work she does shaping Fall's colors as they are.
Of course, you might catch her a little grumpy on your 1st encounter, since every Autumn's the same for her: Rejoices at least a little that Summer's over, although she probably thinks its still too hot for her taste, starts getting to work and so does her sister. In the distance, she can hear all the villagers coming to Minoriko, begging her for blessings of plentiful crops, offering many gifts, part of what they've harvested, or whatever skills the villagers' specialize in. Minoriko's hardly ever needed to dip into the village if she's ever felt like changing clothes, she has a wardrobe full of tailor made clothes. Shizuha's little leaf dress is handcrafted by herself and she really doesnt have that much else. She got out to buy tights for rainy, colder days and the shopkeeper didn't even recognize her as a Goddess.
So yeah, she's developed quite a bit of a depressed personality. Instead of appreciating Autumn, she goes on about her work, subconsciously happy to be fulfilling her work that she is still very proud of, but the more overwhelming thoughts on her head are the ticking time before Fall is over, or all these times people come over to Minoriko and won't even pay attention to her. One of the villagers even had the guts to come to Shizuha only to tell her she should eat more because her sister looks welcoming than her. It's such a shame because Shizuha's got a lot of subtle strength, from the way she tends to gather leaves to paint. Given that she kicks trees, her legs are very well toned, even if she doesn't eat that much and the rest of her constitution is rather modest, it would be best to not underestimate her in that forefront. She's probably got one of the mightiest kicks out of anyone without superhuman strength, like Onis, Saki or Meiling. Later when the Akis dinned together, Shizuha was so pent up from that remark, she ended up calling Minoriko a pig and lashed out at her. Minoriko immediately ran to her bedroom and cried. Thankfully, Shizuha is not quite to the point where she actively seeks out to be a bad person, and she loves her sister, so she came to apologize, that she didn't mean it, and so on, but yeah, you can see how Shizuha's life isn't all sunshine and roses.
All that to say that if you are to approach Shizuha, exercise some patience. She might not give you a smile as bright as Minoriko, perhaps even dismiss you as another one of these villagers who's got nothing but shitty advice for her, but there's a heart of gold hidden behind the autumnal leaves. Don't expect to change her ways right away, she'll be quite thankful of any graces you express towards her hard work, but given how hard that is, and her relative isolation, she'll take a mile once you've given her that inch. Did you know that she wrote a 500-something pages encyclopedia on leaf painting? Well, you're about to get an extract of it, because she knows everything there is to know about that by heart, and she won't let go of an opportunity to share her passion with someone who's shown even so much as a hint of interest towards it. If you're brave enough to sit through all of that, then congratulations, you may now wtiness another one of Shizuha's favorite past time: Doomtalking about the end of Autumn.
"Oh, it's still too hot today? Must be that nasty flower youkai or the swallowtail butterfly enjoying themselves a little too much. A little too cold? That stupid fatty's hardly got any respect for her and just wants to make herself at home quicker. Oh well, it's bound to happen anyway since no one loves good old Shizuha. What? It's only the beginning of September? It doesn't matter, shut your mouth, you don't know shit and you wouldn't understand. Why don't you go run off to that fatty or that green lady? I'm sure you'd be much happier in their company than with the scrawny loser nobody loves"
That's just the way someoene who's had Shizuha's life defends herself. Don't take it personally. Cynicism is often done as a means to pre-emptively shield yourself from further disappointment, as you've been broken in the past. Can't be all that disappointed if you make so little or a joke out of every opportunity. But again, that doesn't mean she's completely hopeless. Persevere, and you've got a wonderful woman ahead of you. The couple encounters you'll have with her might have her look at you with this disinterested look, but make no mistake, the fact that someone is regularly coming to visit and spend time is a delight for her, it's just that, as stated above, her mentality doesn't let her believe that it can last. I'm not quite sure that much can be changed about her, even, but you could at least provide her with an overpowering sense of fulfillment and business that'll overshadow her gloominess if you stay by her side, having fun with her.

>>44572402
I wish they were here but summer lasts for another month and a half to 2 months here and the hottest days are yet to come.

>>44575228
a story for Shizuha?

SHIZUHA!

>>44581585
Shizuha!

Minoriko!

Minoriko AND Shizuha!

Autumn is really another spring!

>>44556817
Good God in heaven, I am going to lose to this.

>>44556795
suwako-sama is spring. sanae is summer. kanako is autumn. but what about winter?

chilling

>>44575228
Continue

>>44582315
letty!

>>44586559
she's not part of the moriya gang/clan/alliance.

>>44558003
Cuddling while dozing with her would be lovely

Winter is right around the corner, just you wait

>>44586825
Letty is above their drama.

Bump

It's not autumn yet

>>44627071
It is. In my heart.

>>44586428
I'm sorry, I'm dealing with a ton of stuff coming my way right now. You'll have to be patient. I had no intention of going further, too, but i'm not against it, it's just that i'm rather busy.

>>44627090
Which autumn-related Touhou lives in your autumn heart?

>>44629071
suwako-sama, but only when it rains or the sky is gray.

>>44575228
Shizuha has a story in the Autumn thread!

>>44628967
I forgive you

>>44649406
I love autumn leaves. And autumn leaves.

>>44650348
I love when autumn leaves too.

where do frogs go when summer is gone?

>>44667092
Out and about looking for food to stuff their little froggy faces with while looking for a cozy place to sleep through the winter.

>>44673259
i would like to hibernate with suwako-sama. under a kotatsu. with sanny at disposal to bring us snacks.

bump

>>44683533
Do not be fooled. This yokai is a wife-beater.

>>44691874
Suika? But she's so cute and small...

>>44556795

we must keep the thread alive until autumn properly kicks in! it's just 2 days!

>>44708224
了解！

>>44564736
You should be honoured that Yuuka would bless your lineage with green hair

>>44711007
only youkai have green hair

>>44711166
Take that back
Now

>>44713928
she's more dangerous than a dangerous youkai.

is it autumn yet?

think we'll keep it bumped until Christmas again this year?

>>44586825
could you imagine if da vinci drew this

>>44731849
he did, but yukarin-sama stole it for her living room.

posting in epi autumn thread before it dies prematurely like every year

>>44722551
Just begun ...

>>44742599
mission complete.

w-where'd everybody go?

>>44763757
i'm sorry, i forgot about the thread as soon autumn kicked in. just like everyone forget shizu and minu

>>44763757
I'm still here

>>44565878
Helltaker style?

>>44767559
name the birb.

>>44767577
I shall call him Alexander.

>>44575182
People use this image to show how Yuuka is insane, but I legitimately find it enticing. It makes me want to lick her tonsils.
Inb4 don't stick your dick in crazy, I am the crazy.

>>44574865
I forget how well Hatater captured the feeling of loneliness, shame Shizuha is so forgotten.

My autumn hu

>>44772785
wow is this the first time Mike makes an appearance in the Autumn threads?

>>44769729
i meant the species.

>>44777485
confidently yes

I'm listening to 色無き風は妖怪の山に right now

>>44777520
Akexander is definetly a bird.

>>44778359
apparently it's a parrot. now, i'm not an expert but that bird doesnt look like one.

>>44735393
Thank you so much for posting this, I have a nice new wallpaper now. I'm really happy.

Autumn Chen.

chen!

>>44795253
i like this chen!!!

>>44777520
looks like an oriole, we see them where I live

>>44795850
i can see a resemblance, but it looks more to some species of trush to me

>>44796751
It looks more like a Bullock's Oriole than a Varied Thrush to me.

It's a species of Oriole that we don't have in Massachusetts.

>>44797106
the straight little beak is very thrush-like though. not that i'm a big expert.

>>44797151
I found it: Narcissus Flycatcher. They are native to Asia including Japan.

>>44797295
it's him! thanks, he's a very cute bird.

Let’s all love Shizhua!

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>>44805203
b-but minoriko is cuter.

>>44810577
Dead frogs

>>44810577
I remember posting this image last year in one of the Autumn threads doomed to die before the Winter.

>>44785240
You are welcome, I think. Can the Autumn time make people dissociated? Maybe it's coincidence. I think I'm happy that you're happy.

Why does she get all the autumn love?

>>44830656
Gee, I can only wonder how.

>>44830692
Feed her some cake!

Shizuha and Momiji are the Touhous I think of when you mention Autumn.

>>44853836
is
is suwako eating a tomato like an apple

>>44867794
it's a kaki

>>44867794
persimmon

>>44867794
That's a baked potato

>>44575228
Cute!!!

Would you drink Minorikos Grape Juice from the tap?

>>44884671
nope.
i tried to add wine to my beer once and trust me...it just dont work.

Yuuka is already prepared for autumn

>>44887058
That's pretty rude, she worked to make it herself you know.
grape flavored beer is not the same as dumping wine into beer, why would you do that?

>>44895382
i was possessed by minoriko and she forced me to pour wine in my beer

Bring your child to this years Autumn festival and get a free baked potato from the famous Aki sisters!

>>44904676
How many baked potatoes will I get if I give Shizuha lots of children?

>>44887058
you should add cola to your wine

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>>44904676
You can't fool me. I know better than to bring children somewhere with tengu around.

>>44905302
A lot, Minoriko will be jealous so only the kids get them.

>>44575228
God, I want a Shizuha wife.

>>44911273
this sound like a very dumb idea. but cola with milk is fine.

Shizuha is usually depicted as fairly thin framed and weak compared to Minoriko, but don't forget she regularly kicks trees.

>>44929585
Shizuha has been going to the gym this year. She wants to knock off a tree's leaves with a single kick!

>>44935533
She's too strong!

>>44935567
I think Shizuha could do with spending less time in the gym next year.

>>44938686
But where is she meant to meet a nice boy then?

>>44945480
Maybe her sister can help her out.

>>44926230
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calimocho

>>44955558
eeeh, i live in a country with good wines. not sure about this mess, but i'm amazed it's not a burger/third world idea. i guess i can buy some cheap crap wine to try it, i'll post results later if the thread is still alive. suika watch over me.

>>44957084
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-66623636

>>44963434
talk about propaganda, people dont drink wine to drink craft beer, sure, sounds like a load of crap to me. all to not say the average man cannot afford wine easily as before.

>>44966337
portugal accidentally 'lost' millions of liters of wine in a street flood a few months ago, its a conspiracy to keep wine prices artificially inflated

>>44945480
I wish I was nice enough for a gym girl

>>44722551
mm delicious reimu thighs

Now there's the autumn mood, cold and rain.

>>44996956
can confirm. i like autumn but misty morning are a bit depressing.

>>45000745
Nights too.

>>44556918
You can't fuck feet.

>>45018253
Watch me

>>44556795
I want to fuck Kanako's feet!!!

>>45035190
They are insanely sexy and definitely worth worshiping, I'll give you that much.

>>45055531
that's a big potato

Thanks u Aki sisters for the beautiful colors and season on my street!

>>45057630
Maybe the girls are just really small.

>>45072555
tengus' secret is now exposed...

>>45057783
It really is beautiful!

>>44556795
>>44556795
>>44556795

Your time grows near.

>>45066672
I miss Suwa so much, it was beautiful in autumn

It finally rained some disgusting watery snow, time for this thread to end.

Which one will it be?

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>>45121221
Reimoo is the most beautiful girl in autumn!

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>>45127643
Reimoo is annoyed by autumn leaves.

>>45164464
why reimoo is so mean toward autumn leaves? there's no need to brush them away.

Boo! Hah, I bet you thought Halloween was already over.

>>45153153
Aya!

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>>45164464
Autumn leaves compliment Reimu.

>>45211460
Not as much as Ayayaya

a group of niggers raped my family. i cant keep with my life.. join my suicidestream:
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>>45228438
thanks zun she's stealing the worst sister.

what da spring goblin doin

>>45232552
how rude, she's not a goblinu

>>45127643
Raymoo is canonically one of the most beautiful girls in touhou
A shame her personality is so bad

>>45232603
There's always Kaguya.

>>45232603
>canonically
I think that to be canonical someone has to comment that she is beautiful and I think that only happens with Kaguya

>>45232552
You on some GAY shi' my nigga

autumnhus in shambles

>>45260003
Yuuka shouldn't be summer
She is the flower master of all four seasons

>>45260003
mino needs shizu help to counterattack

>>45260020

ALRIGHT AUTUMNHUS
YOUR TIME IS UP

It's still autumn!

>>45260159
At least she got the sweet potato.

>>45284848
they have same stylist

>>45281935
Warm sweet potatoes are what keeps the chill of winter at bay.

>>45293039
And farty.

>>45285975
I think they're closely related

https://youtu.be/u3Vnn0r9Ctc
cute shizuha video

>>45295123
It takes a certain kind of person to consider deep frying and eating a maple leaf.

Only 29 Days until winter.
Shizhua is doing great!
So much colours!

Let’s all Love Shizhua!

>>44556795
she doesn't need to, she has high self-esteem and only view others either barely equal to or lower than her

>>45311667
the cold is killing me.

>>45295123
the way she flinches when momiji bites the leaf is kind of adorable

>>45040661
second to suwako though, as usual.

>>45319651
I see winter creeping around the corner.

Super cute

>>45327248
if some sunlight gets in through the window during winter it makes it easier to bear, otherwise it's too cold

>>45295123
That's really well done and underrated.

I can't believe autumn is over...

>>45356933
Thanks for the potatoes and stuff.

>>45367601
Don't drown!

as long it's autumn there's time for a last trick or treat

>>45401186
These fairies look like they chuck spears and hoard pearls.

>>45401527
>These fairies look like they chuck spears

Autumn coffee w/ Momiji

>>45409438
that's a lot of coffee

>>45409449
She has to spend more time out on patrol these days.

>>45441861
because of shorter daytime? or is it the snow slowin her?

>>45443444
It's still technically autumn, but Momiji misses the fall foliage.

>>45450740
once december hits it's all cold, snow and winter.

I think we're going to end up in winter proper before reaching bump limit.

>>45477795
Oh God, both Yukari and Reimu are smugging at me...!

>>44556918
i want to fuck Reimu's armpit!!!

A-
CHOO!

>>45478988
That would be great actually because last year these Autumn threads kept dying before the Winter.

This time of year gets sorta depressing and bleak. I hope I get enough sunshine through my window.

>>45478988
we need to flood the thread with autumn jokes. you start.

>>45502808
I don't know anon, maybe it's better to let the thread fall.
I'll see myself out.

>>45503085
chess-nut fairy.

hacki minoriko

yutumn flowers. 3rd joke on a row, step aside jaypee.

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>>45503085
I think it'd be best for you to leaf.

>>45509214
Don't be so fridgit, there's no harm in a few off-season jokes.

>>45512032
What a re-leaf.

auntumn breeze

>>45512032
I don't mean to give you the cold shoulder but we need to chill out on the puns before we get carried away.

>>45505570
It's kind of odd to look at this guy's art again after seeing his other pixiv account.

it's not winter yet, let's bump this nice thread until the time is come.

>>45552861
Soon

>>45556776
Officially tomorrow!

>>45565750
it will be the longer night of the year... kowai!

Last call for autumn.

in the end we didnt have enough autumn jokes to reach the bump limit before the solstice.

>>45568743
It seems we were tragically stumped.

>>45568760
stop make it seems so easy.

>>45568806
We barley fell short. Wheat can try again next year.

>>45568760
"Stump" is supposed to be an autumn joke? You think anyone beleaves that?

>>45568873
I'm sorry the fruits of my wit aren't to your satisfaction.

I'm sure there's a cornucopia of autumn jokes just falling off the trees somewhere.

I autumn come better prepared next time.

But it's really nothing worth experiencing sour grapes over.

>>45568945
>i autumn

>>45568956
I don't have mushroom to boast about the quality of my humor.

>>45568968
>I don't have mushroom to boast
this doesnt maple any sense, but maybe it's just sourreal humour.

>>45568989
The key is to tell a lot in rapid sequence and not to think too hard if it makes sense or not. People will remember the gourd ones and leave the other ones to get squashed.

>>45569047
what a nutty trickeikiry

>>45569104
Acorn not believe you went there.

>>45569137
as long it yak, imo is fine.

It seems we've finally hit the sweet spot.

time to turn a new leaf.

If anyone has anything else to get off their chestnut before this thread falls into archive, now is the time.

>>45569258
yes, the truth is... i'm a big LOLICORN

>>45569258
Akis should be proud their thread lasted the entirety of calendar autumn. Also I struggle to think of an appropriate pun and it's not like I'm gonna grain anything from this effort.

>>45569258
Good night Aki sisters! It's time for Letty to take over.

>>45569252
cursed pic

goodbye sweet autumn
maybe next year

So long, Autumn.

autumn is gone... forever...

>>45576526
Letty won.