/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Big monster hags

Lesser succ!
Lesser succ!
Lesser succ!

>>44551122
Lesser succ gonna evolve into full succ anyway.

covering myself in salisbury sauce and wandering into hellhound territory

>Lesser Succ most forgotten
>Not Imp, Arch Imp, Pixie, Kesaran Pasaran, Chochin-Obake, Ghost, Djinn of the Jar, Karakasa-Obake, Mimic, Doppelgänger or Large Mouse and Devil Bug
I shigeridoo for you Anon.

>>44551196
You forgot Sea Slime and Charybdis.

cats!

>>44551196
doppel and umbrella maybe
lesser succ is forgotten, old art and outclassed. fatal combination

>>44551196
>>44551220
>Doesn't even mention Honey Bee or Hornet
funny

>>44551215
sea slime holy shit! we have a winner.

>>44551196
>>44551220
I was under the impression that all Umbrella fans just went to Kogasa threads

>Lamp cant even claim shes most forgotten monster anymore

lamp fans suffer

So would u an auntie ruckus(no relation)? And would u join her in her racism?

>>44551237
I was just naming them off the top of my head, that and the bees are mine fag.

>>44551153
>enter wiki discord
>search "let kc know"
You're welcome to. This is all in a public forum, I hate mick and ntr as much as the next guy but the DMCA autism surrounding new girls is too far for me and the wiki staff are in on that.
Imagine if when the second encyclopedia was released all the scans of it got DMCA'd with people saying "just buy the book :^)" because that's what will happen if a third encyclopedia gets released at this rate.

please don't cross thread meta arguments into the new one
>>44551314
Yes but only towards something arbitrary like a kappa

>>44551350
Anon, we both know auntie ruckus hates all monsters and she’s a normal human who got the rare genetic disorder of hellhounditis

>>44551333
>I hate mick and ntr as much as the next guy
Yes surely. That's why you keep concern trolling, bringing up drama shit and making posts that are indistinguishable from theirs apart from the part where you tack on "not him btw"

>>44551350
It's a problem that'll persist until something is done about it so it's worth discussing.
>>44551397
You're still pointing fingers rather than verifying a truth that's so easy to check.

>>44551415
He knows it's true, anon. Mick was right about everything, huh?

>>44543698

Okay now would The Siege turn out and fare if it were a more modern day 21st century MGE setting? With guns, tanks, aircraft, missiles and drones. How would it fare out, to any of /k/ enthusiasts I'm here?

>>44551267
Imagine how Cyclops feels. Outdated art, Gazer is superior in every way, their entire schtick is pump and dump with low self consciousness. Only girl more mogged on is Bubble Slime in her own family.

>>44551196
>Imp, Arch Imp
But she is in MGE rpg

So which Dino gal would you take? A triecretops, T. rex, raptor…

>>44551415
>until something is done about it
I never see anyone ever proposing anything close to resembling a solution that could be done by Anons here, so no, discussing it here is pointless.

>>44551158

>>44551433
Just some things. Broken clock right once a day and all that.
>>44551484
Setting up a wiki in a country that lets you use DMCAs as toilet paper would allow new girls to be hosted somewhere at least.

>>44551415
Your """"""""""""discussion"""""""""""" of a """""""""""problem"""""""""" is indistinguishable from the shitposting done by the mick and the rest of the /trash/ cucktroons. If you were acting in good faith you'd realize this, therefore there's no reason to assume you aren't one of them.

>>44551459
Gyaru raptor girl.

I think dinos suck.

What if...
Bogey...
But big?

>>44551590
But they're already big.

>>44551445
They win easily if they want. If they have the same technology we can't do shit. They're stronger, more resistant, don't kill and convert you into an enemy soldier, they can mana bomb cities or corrupt our own artillery shells, missiles, nukes... Into mana bombs. Logistics is a none problem since they have magic, can teleport around, can create water and other bullshit. Sure order can try to do the same but they're weaker, have less magic adept, don't work for a greater good and have more moral and logistic problems

>>44551595
but... bigger.

>>44551573
New girls getting DMCA'd and stagnating the threads with no new content is legitimately a problem.
>just pay 5 dollars
To do what? See 10 comments on his patreon with no new discussion, new art or new stories for the girls anywhere? I unsubbed 3 months after Malef when the writing was on the wall.

>>44551629
you need to go back

I want to commit a sin.

Time to make some greentexts, its what this thread does best

>>44551663
Enjoy :
>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.

>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.

>>44551660
careful! that's the sort of thing which gets you sentenced to a thousand years of rape.

Thank you for outing yourself right away, now lets see some actual greentexts

>>44551648
You first you nu-mgt shill.
Was here before the move to /jp/ and what's happened over the years is depressing. New girls went from being a regular thing with lots of new art to three times a year with no art.

I remember them saying undead in MGE were not trule "undead" by conventional terms
I cant remember which lore book said it, can anyone help?

>>44551680
I was genuine, fuck you if you don't like it

Oni GF is cool

Reminder: Everyone needs to consistantly report all of the mick's shitposts every time he starts shitting up the thread.

Yes that means you reading this post, end your bystander syndrome and do your part.

>>44551708
It’s in the first Encyclopedia IIRC, or world guide. They’re not even conventionally undead per the zombie entry. Just transfigured into a new form of life, who happens to be fermenting in horny.

>>44551746
thank you my guy

>>44551746
I think that sounded like a figure of speech or waxing poetry, they're still undead except demonic energy has optimized their traits for sex.

>>44551734
>worries about the state of releases means you're mick
Is this what the threads have came to? That anything other than blind praise and repeating the same discussions endlessly means you're mick? I was really hoping people had moved on from the "fuck off bollocks" era of thinking everyone with the slightest bit of criticism was the same person.

I would to see a dungeon adventure with this in mind

what are your thoughts of going through the backdoor?

>>44551908
Stop that, its agisnt nature, and the bible says no

>>44551918
Achkually the bible has no comment on this subject

>>44551918
CORRECTION
the bible, if anything is against HOMOSEXUAL anal sex

>>44551932
i'm not sure if i got the right moral out of onan's story but i've been gently encouraged to nut inside

>>44551955
Nunpires...

>>44551776
The whole fermenting comment was because of Space Dandy, but yeah. They’re essentially transfigured ( as in transformed ) corpses who had so much mamano mana/demonic energy soak into them and well up that they became a new form of life. They’re not at first able to give birth because the spirit energy of their husband essentially speeds up the repair process. From what I can recall, and my memory is a bit foggy ( hurrr ), zombies pre-Wight and pre-lots of sex just operate like they’re wandering through horny fog without a care in the world and operate mostly on instinct. So yeah, the mamano mana just accentuates their sexiness and ability to acquire your goo my dude.

>>44551871
>apophis gives a man one of those weapons to corrupt the local pharaoh
>pharaoh is impressed by the man trying to conquer her with such drive he's made it past all the guards
>he makes the pharaoh his with the dagger tossed aside
>the new king and the non-graped pharaoh rule together and the kingdom becomes even greater
Not as planned

>>44552032
>the end credits stinger is the anubis vizier picking up the dagger

>>44551871
Sadly, it's an useless weapon. I don't understand why we can't have any win

https://twitter.com/pio_blops/status/1699673062348825036?s=20
centipede loves you

>>44551822
Hard to move on when the Mick and Soggy Shoggy are the most transparently assblasted motherfuckers about the whole thing. They both tried to sabotage Magus’ writing contest way back when too.

>>44552159
a tool's a tool. blame the wielder, not the weapon

>>44552172
The tool is not a dagger but a beacon. I blame the tool creator (apophis I guess) for lying on the tool or being a retard

'member Janet?

>>44552004
At least zombies have the excuse of being a bit airheaded.
Dragon Zombies are just as intelligent as when they were alive. They've just been instilled with the consequences of dying alone.

>>44552159
It's not useless if it causes you to stab and defeat the pharaoh. You're just going to be using cock and not the dagger.

>>44552210
got their priorities straight

>>44552187
could be a pretty useful distraction
like when you need hebi-bait to reach the ryu

>>44552218
>>44552232
That's not a fight, that's sex. I want to conquer and wage war like I do with my little miniatures for fuck sake. No I'm not a Anubis bait

>>44552210
Yeah zombies are basically “Head empty need dick”, Dragon Zombies are “I was too proud and noble when alive and now that I died I tossed away my pride! MERE” levels of horny.

>>44552240
>No I'm not a Anubis bait
You're right, Mr. Dullahan bait

>>44552240
she's going to mash the figurines together and make kissing noises

Wait if there is Dragon zombies does that mean there are Dragon wights?

>>44551158

>>44552268
probably
maybe a couple dracolichs and draghouls too

>>44552286
R u dure thvh

>>44552260
No thanks
>>44552263
I don't understand

>>44552249
I wonder what a normal dragon thinks when they see a dragon zombie?
Seeing the words Dragon Zombie reminds me of that boss fight in Circle of the Moon where you fight two of them

>>44551333
I guess KC seeing the words of these thieves will make KC even more tired of releasing MGE for free. lol

Imagine the kisses.

Will Dormouse breast milk make me sleep?

>>44551871
im going to eat that dagger

>>44552365
I can only think this would hurt similar to when a fish cuts you with it’s fins.

>>44552365
ow. i like my tongue, unpierced or split

>>44552314
>Normal Dragon
‘I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me.’
>Dragon Zombie
‘Lmao I’m going to get so pregnant with my mate’s children’

>>44552382
Probably

>>44552382

>>44552382
>she still has human ears because the waifu creator program he was using isn't friendly towards monster girls

>>44552416
i know which one i'd take home

>Your momster takes you to the private beach of her virgin hag friend
>it has all of her plump high school friends there
>Jinko transfer student says humans need UV exposure to metabolize vitamins
>your momster pulls down your boxers on the spot
>smug Cheshire starts laughing at your plight, carefully crossing her legs so no one sees her wet WonderlandTM bikini bottoms
>nerdy succ warns of the danger of prolonged exposure and offers to smear her oil on your body
>your momster gives her permission
How do you get out of this situation before all your wife’s friends see your privates?

>>44552439
place weiner inisde wife and fuck her retarded

>>44551314
No, but I'd ask Auntie for her opinion of Siths and Alps.

I have fallen into the abyss and I can’t get out, and now I think someone or something is following me help!

>>44551445
The normal /k/ advantages of long range fires and HE effects are effectively dismissed by Demon-silvering of bullets and mana-vs-blast/frag nullification.
So modern /k/ still falls.
>standard fault of jap amimay-with-guns, girl is weel drawn,so is detailed rifle, but having never handled either irl, the gun is either a fuckhueg cannon, or the elf is a weirdly shrunken version

>>44552482
cuddley and fixed.

From what I saw on KC's Twitter account, he was very fed up with people trying to defend three letter subhumans and deny the DMCA in his fight against three letter subhumans. That is probably why he started paywalling MGE.

I HATE THE DEMON LORD!
I HATE THE DEMON LORD!
I HATE THE DEMON LORD!

>>44552522
It's most likely a AR style rifle chambered in .50
>t. I'm retarded

>>44552569
So others suffer because he started an unwinnable fight. Okay?

>>44552569
He denied others were making him do it which is wrong since there's proof others kept shoving stuff in his face in DMs.

>>44552601
You mean the fans sending him stuff for GBP or something else?

>>44552579
>a week after anon is released from the reeducation camp
I LOVE THE DEMON LORD!

You gonna get foxed.

Red eyes pretty

>>44552617
>re-education camp is just druella saying your opinion is cringe until you break
>may or may not edge (You) with either her tits or thighs until you admit the demon lord is based

>>44552438
The answer is both.

>>44552569
>subhumans in question are unaffected and either don't care about new content or just look up the leaks
>main fanbase completely stagnant and in practice the last relevant girl is Phoenix, released one year ago
This is so retarded, that knowing japs I'm willing to believe this

Still waiting for that Eros reeducation camp story you little shit

so im eating beef, fried chicken rice and mashed potatoes, how fucking angry would a kiki be?

>>44552608
>Great Britain Pound
The horror

>>44552715
Why would she be mad?

>>44552632
Nuh-uh, no fox has ever gotten past my elaborate defense system.

>>44552727
dunno, since its all leftover, and a kiki might want me to eat her perfect cooking?

>>44552708
I want to be broken (but not really) into a heart-pupiled good boy by a cute cupid!

Being a little spoon for a manticore!

>>44552727
He left out vegetables. That's a paddlin'

I want to be found guilty of entrapment in MGC court.
I think you know what the punishment will be

>>44552756
anon, potatos are vegetables

>>44552772
They’re starches.

>>44552778
wha?
be burger

>>44551663
Agreed (fuck this M*ck Dcma shit)
>Be Anon
>out shopping with your Kiki maido
>get home, door is ajar
>Kiki draws a compact iron pan from somewhere in her skirts, goes in to check
>Anon follows
>in the kitchen is your Kiki, and another... creature... in a standoff, both holding pans
>Anon 'wtf?'
>Mashtah iz... iz alte Kiki... like before times...
>[long arguments in Kikisprache], more pan waving, more pointing at Anon and at the house
>"Mashtah, she is saying is finding empty house, no kiki,so is her house now,and Anon... she is cursed by BigHat gypsy Mage... [both spit on the polished floor]... she needz Mashtah Anon'z helps..."
>Anon 'ok, still wtf but ok'
>"Hokay, Mashtah, you goes out of kitchenz, ve fixx and zhen you komm bakk ins, pleeze?"
>Anon waits in the hallway, then gets called in
>More WTF!?
>Anon's Kiki is in her lingerie, laying on top of 'something' on top of the table under a blanket. By the distorted scaly hairy legs it has to be the weird Kiki
>'Ok, wtf, and what now?'
>"Pleez, Mashtah, zhe only way to fixx zhe ozher Kiki iz zhe fukkink, so she is not pretty nows, zo I layz here on top und mebbe Mashtah getz hartt zhe peniz, und lookz at zhiz Kiki vhile you fukks her, hokay...?"
>While Anon struggles to answer, his Kiki starts to 'get Mashtah hartt - caressing her breasts, down her belly, into her panties...
>Ofc, Anon's peniz makes up its own mind, and he steps forward, his Kiki's hands unbuckling his pants , taking it out, and putting it...
>"No, Mashtah, look up here. Skveeze your Kiki's titties, keep your eyez up hier."
>...and into a hot wet grip Anon has only imagined while watching his Kiki do the dusting.
"Ya, Mashtah, up hier, lick mien titties, kisses my neck, let your Kiki giff you pleazures!"
>It's almost like Anon had always imagined, his Kiki's face is even rapt in joy as he Cooms!
>As Anon collapses, the 'something' under the blanket stirs, sliding out from under the naked schlicking Kiki.
>Mana-magic works. The other weird Kiki is cured, she's similar to Anon's usual Kiki, maybe slightly thinner, and her ears are still standing-up, but in everything else she's back to being a Kiki
>[more happy, then angry, then arguing Kikishprache between 2 naked Kikis]
>Anon is still just standing there stunned
>"Hokay, Mashtah, zhe ozher Kiki is mainly cured, but nows you haz to fukks me, your Kiki."
>Anon, 'wtf again'
>Now you haz fukked zhe ozger Kiki, zhe zayz zhe iz your Kiki. But I amz your Kiki, zo you haz to fukks me now, pleaze?"
>Anon, still confused, 'Well, I suppose so...'
>"Ya, Mashtah, iz besser to be a Kiki vith a halfs-Anons zhan no Anons at all."
>Anon is already stepping forward as his Kiki lays back on the crumpled blanket
>'So, does this mean I have two kikis?'
>"Yesh, Mashtah, just az soon as you fukks your Kiki..."

Yeah, I couldn't leave that poor 'old-style' Kiki left behind.

>>44552806
I hate it when I miss typing a '>' but at least the good bit stands out.

>>44552806
i like it, it be cute
what i want to see is a kiki trying to tame a wurm and make her a maid
key word trying to

>>44552740
every day without mofu is a day of suffering.
is it really too much to ask? to be able to hug a fox and have her tails wrap around you.

>>44552704
Main fanbase isn’t stagnant though because you have at least three different websites between TFT*, Bunker, here, and an unknown amount of discords where people talk about MGE, to include the Wiki discord Señor Concerno keeps bringing up. KC also doesn’t use Twitter all that much anymore because of Elon fucking up tweetdeck bandwidth usage, which was his main way of accessing it.

There’s also like five people in direct contact with KC so despite the paddy’s kvetching, Kirby isn’t the only dude who talks to him. He’s just the most visible because he made himself a target with the public tweeting about Wightfag and getting free art. Which upsets the Potatofag to this day.

all good bogies have dark matter nukes, its the ball they walk on sometimes when their unicycle is in the shop

I like to imagine a black harpy with the singing voice of Joan Jett

Guys I'm a little new here but I understand that you need a special account or something to enter the MG archive, can someone explain to me what I need to do so that I don't get the white screen?

>>44552790
They’re vegetables but because of their high carbohydrate content they’re nutritionally considered a starch and don’t go towards your daily portions of fruits or veggies. It’s dumb as hell but that’s just how it be.

>>44552917
Remember when Joan Jett was in a movie with Michael J. Fox?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WssbAYX6mdo

>>44552932
just click on the hyperlinks

>>44552944
when i do that it just takes me to a white page

>>44552878
>Stopped coming to these threads long time ago (no particular reason)
>Come back and read this
What the fuck?

hag demons!
hag demons who slip extra clauses into your contract!
hag demon wife who informs you have to submit to being breastfed and are legally obligated to call her 'mommy', even if you're in front of friends or family!
don't worry - if you get embarrassed, she'll let you hide your face in her chest.

>claims he weas here long ago
>posts offtopic
least obvious fake old fag

>>44552806
Nice work anon but it's hzrd to follow the text with that accent (I'm frog, I guess that why)

>>44552961
uhh... I don't know what to tell you sorry. I don't have a 'special account' and I can access it just fine. I click on the link in the OP, it takes me to a white screen with links (which work).

I would watch world's hungriest hag

>>44553005
>>44552961
Those are blue hyperlinks, maybe your navigator display them white on white

>>44552991
Sorry.
Try to restrain the urge to surrender at zhat akzent. Kek.
Although, it iz Kikiz, I'd surrender too.

>>44552978
I'll sign, as long as she agrees to take a loli potion and call me "daddy" once a week.

>>44553014
Ancient Wendigo has been deployed to your location.

>>44552978
Hags sure are powerful...

>>44553016
i click on them and the lead me to a white page

>>44553018
I hate this "meme" so much, especially when it come from burgers who hasn't won a war since WW2 or bongs when thousand died to save their ass. It makes my blood boiled. Off topic I know, here get a rare water cat.

>>44553060
this isn't a fucking tech support forum

>>44553074
why so angry anon? i just want to see more monster girls

>>44553083
>https://nigger.neocities.org/mgehub
>mgearchive
Solve this puzzle to get more of them

>>44552979
Not him but the unwritten rule about off-topic images is a somewhat recent thing. Some time around last 2 years? I think

>>44553109
Earlier than that, but yes, it wasn't there right from the start.

>>44553074
>There's a household care support number
>If a monster/married man calls, a Kiki guides them through whatever chore they are having issues with
>If an unmarried man calls, they trace the call and dispatch a Kiki to his location while the phone operator keeps him talking
These maids are truly something else.

>>44552878
Bunker is the same as us regarding new girls and if you're saying I have to join some faggy shitcords to talk about MGE, then I'm afraid something went horribly, horribly wrong

>>44553102
sorry for being dense but i didn't get the joke

>>44553150
For fuck sake, I gave you the main link, just replace something with something and you will get the main link

>>44552979
I was here when the threads were on /a/, anon. I was here before we even had a pastebin where we compiled stories (I even have a txt file from one of the earliest compilations). I was here when captain america was writing. I was here when pic related was posted.

>>44553145
My point was there was an innumerable number of shitcords that have microcosms of the MGE community in them, to include the wiki one. Whether or not you use them is none of my business and honestly beneath my notice.

>>44553175
t. Grandpa without meds

>>44553165
you lied to me anon

>>44552608
They've been doing more harm than good, I can't imagine it being a great motivator to be sent endless ntr updates regarding your own ip.

>>44551158

>>44553194
Weird, can you try on an another navigator? Personally I use brave

>>44553187
Hey, I'm still young-ish.

>>44552978
>Demon offers you a contract, what's offering you is incredibly enticing
>But the exact terms are vague as is her explanation
>She's also putting on the best poker face you have ever seen
>Ah hell with it, it can't be that bad
>Right?

>>44553209
Yes it was the browser, thanks for helping this poor latinnigger

>>44553175
Better times my friend. I miss those days dearly. I expect we'll be her to turn off the lights.

>>44553194
This is a classic OS/Browser communication error. To fix, go to the Windows folder on the C drive. Look for the System32 directory. Delete it and restart your PC. It'll reinstall correctly upon reboot, and your connectivity to the archive website should be clear.

What happens is all computers today are 64 bit systems, and the system32 folder contains a lot of old code for the old 32 bit systems from a decade+ ago. Sometimes, this can interfere with typical operations on your PC. In this case, not being able to reliably connect to various websites or display the webpage's contents.

Hope this helps, anon.

>>44553255
Don't you think you're being a little rude?

>>44553223
That poker face is probably a very volatile mask. Hover the pen over the contract and then ask detailed questions about the terms. She'll probably get flustered enough to let something slip

>>44553175
I miss Thunderbrother and Richter Bromont. Those were the days. The days when Crayon would draw for us. The days before Waterworld...

>>44553215
Those greentexts are fuck up

>>44553279
>Richter Bromont
Haven't heard that name in what feels like forever now. Is he still doing art for his vn?

>>44553255
Man I was never a computer guy, these things confuse me, I don't understand why you have to be such a jerk

>>44553250
No problem anon

>Go on a date with a centaur
>Goes well
>She takes you back to her room
>Lots of beast potions lined up on her shelf
>NOPE.jpg
>Do a 360 and walk away

>>44553290
No clue!

>>44552978
I prefer my demons... BEEG

>>44553316
That's a man you homo https://twitter.com/BoonieBaby6/status/1683160895881629696

>>44553316
That's a man retard

>>44553253
>I miss those days dearly
Me too. I remember all those stories I used to read. I remember one about an isekai'd dude with a salamander and a mantis and some other monster I can't remember. I don't know if he ever finished it.
I expect one day I'll come to this board and there will be no monster girl thread.
>>44553279
That pastebin is sadly dead, I wonder how many stories are lost to time.

>>44553316
does he know?

>>44553296
Ignore him and don't delete system files.

>>44553279
Thunderbrother’s a lad because his hatred of furries is simultaneously hilarious and admirable. Dude just wants to chill with his harpy wife in Alaska and cocks a shotgun to “IF IT HAS A SNOUT GET IT OUT”.

be wary of the balls bogies use, they are actually balls of super condensed dark matter

>>44553348
i know what system 32 is i'm not stupid, im just saying this nigga is being mean to someone for nothing

>>44553339
I never knew those times but I already regret one things were 2 years ago. Maybe I was just less bitter

>>44553331
>>44553337
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU- why must fate be so cruel, I merely want beeg waifus

>>44553287
A lot of old shit wouldn't meet our current standards. We've lost a lot of people over the years, but we're also the closest to canon we've ever been. I look back fondly on the old times and there's plenty that I miss, but we left behind just as much bad shit.

>>44553358
That's normal, the thread is mainly composed of bitter and/or jaded anons (me included). The oldfags are right, a lot of nice anons have disappeared.

>>44553378
Yeah back when these threads were on /a/ I would write some dark shit

>>44553339
>I expect one day I'll come to this board and there will be no monster girl thread.
Unlikely, for a lot of people this thread is the social media replacement. 4janny will die sooner, really

Ah the good old days. Felt like only yesterday breathfag was here

>>44553279
>>44553253
>>44553350
>>44553378
>>44553391
Lmao, look what I found. Those were different times for sure.

>>44553384
the dilemma of whether to bring new ones to the hobby or not because then it is filled with NTRcucks and faggots

>>44553396
>he's really humble and takes criticism well
That's so hilarious is retrospect

I want to get motivated and dig up my old tablet to draw something but the heat isn't exactly helping
It wouldn't be any good but I feel like we could use some new contributions

>>44553396
How do they stack up to current writefags?

>>44553396
>He takes criticism well
Lol, lmao

>>44553396
LDR is a published authot, selling spider-mommy smut on Amazon

>>44553416
The only halfway decent one there is YBA. The others were either complete faggots or just mediocre.

>>44553394
Not wrong but I don't miss that
>>44553402
I remember this discussion 8-6 months ago maybe? New blood is pointless if it fucks everything up, I prefer a slow but uncorrupted death. It's better if we don't discuss more this subject.

>>44553431
>authot
heh

>>44553406
>>44553427
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by pissing Alp off so he'll delete everything from his pastebin again?

>>44553438
i mean im kinda new like 1 year in this hobby, a friend of mine spammed kikimoras and i fell in love with them, a shame that guy was a pedo and i killed him

>>44553408
Bruh don't worry and just draw cute monster musume. Everyone has to start somewhere

>>44553460
How do their lamps end up in the desert anyway?

Any of you know what happened with MachineAnon? I really liked some of his stories, like the undead invasion one, but his pastebin is almost empty. I want to read that one again.

>>44553456
Tell ms ice queen to make my room not 31 degrees celsius and i might just dig up that hunk o junk

>>44553462
they can, go out whenever they want so they take the lamp, put it on a busy road, and wait for a foolish tourist to pass by

>>44553466
Pastebin purged anything remotely nsfw. There might be some backups somewhere

>>44553416
There was some good shit and some cringe shit, like always.

>>44553454
I hope you're larping but don't say that kind of thing even on 4chan.

>>44553476
Fuck, I should have downloaded it.

>>44553492
>gachashit
fuck off.

Who else was there?
>Peterdnzl?
>Lanternon
>Penywise
I think I forgot the name of the one who wrote the CYOA where people who were rooting for the Jinko to win made that "a tiger is not a valid option" meme

>>44553466
Had an ego fueled breakdown. What I want to know is what happened to Silent_II. Actually have backups of his stories and can’t find a way to reach him, if there is one, to get permission to host them.

>>44553484
>>44553476
Neverming, internet archive has my back.
https://web.archive.org/web/20160314172525/http://pastebin.com/Spi7ccWc

https://web.archive.org/web/20160809142000/http://pastebin.com/u/MachineAnon

>>44553498
I remember Lanternon and Penywise.
Penywise's homeless vampire is one of my favorites.

>>44553498
>Lanternon
Holy fuck I miss him like you wouldn't believe

>>44553482
the i killed him one or the im new one?
By the way, he was a bad person, I just cut off all contact with him.

>>44553505
>Neverming, internet archive has my back.
Oh shit might be able to save some more stories then

>>44553503
>Had an ego fueled breakdown.
A tale as old as this lich.
>>44553512
Share your findings.

>>44553510
Killing him, speaking about the murders you possibly committed on internet isn't a good idea

>>44551445
>"Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"

>>44553533
oh sorry I only said it because the guy makes me angry just thinking about him not killing anyone

>>44553543
Nice blog, faggot.

>>44553546
better than talking about the nigget faggot of mick

Thanks for the nostalgia trip guys. It was fun to remember the old days.

>>44553552
Both of you should kill yourselves, at least I wouldn't have to see either of your posts.

what are people's thoughts on the 2 fallen maiden VN games?

>>44553562
ok i will stop talking about a pedo and post monster girls sorry

>>44553203
It's funny though. And it's super obvious that things have gotten worse when other mg communities are noting how bad mge is getting.

What the hell has this thread become you literally sound like little children.

>>44553596
Yeah, we should be making children instead

>>44553596
We have to wait until KC falls asleep to post the new girls.

>>44553449
This imouto sure makes my tallywhacker turgid

>>44553579
second game had a better twist

>>44553579
I think they're great
All I can say really

>>44553607
You know as I recall it was Bob who used the word "turgid" and not Alp. Alp's funny phrase was "gee willickers".

>>44553609
it was a silly twist, but enjoyable
second was better than first imo

>>44553604
Do it at your own peril I guess. I need the laugh of watching a thread get nuked because of wannabe jannies who do it for fucking free.

I enjoy catgirls.

>>44553596
Portals opened and all the anons got shotafied by dark mages, too bad you're missing out

>NTRcucks and the mick come back at the same time
wow what a coincidence

>>44553630
No, my card was the seven of diamonds

>>44553637
>NTRcucks
Nobody is talking about NTR outside of you though?

>>44553645
That's clearly our assigned watchman getting a little stressed with his job.

>>44553645
Don't mind him, he tends to make things up so he has an excuse to be mad all day.

>>44553657
Clearly he needs some mofu to help him relax.

>>44553731
I would plow this memecat

be wary of the briar tentacle girls
the thorns are covered with a poison that arouses all who are exposed to it makes them turn into beasts beholden to their lust

big ears

>>44553633
>First spell the Dark Mages cast was Mass Level Drain

Just put the baphomet out to dry on a clothesline. what is she going to do when hanging by the horns?

>>44553753
Made for molesting,.

>>44553601
making out with*

>tfw no muscular wight with abs like brioche loaf.
https://files.catbox.moe/yoeref.png
https://files.catbox.moe/va4o28.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/zwyvnv.jpg

>>44553778
Made for chocolate eclairs.

>>44553604
Unfortunately for you Kaiba my grandfather's deck has no weak cards!

>>44553802
kek'd

deploy the mofu

I want to be drained and clawed so hard I will unable to move out of the bed for at least a week and have to get taken care of.

im wondering is it all right to draw the two new girls, the malef and dragon newt?

>>44553867
Just do it.

Don't call her Dork Mouse just because she smells like chocolate

damn i like kiki's so much i wish maids were real

>>44553416
Not much changed except quantity. We have some "greats" that write amazing quality stuff. We have some decent/learning writers, and we get a smattering (very little) of impromptu or first-time stuff. From 2013-2017 there were so many greentexts and stories we'd hit the post limit multiple times a day. Truly great times.
>>44553506
Me too, though his stuff is way too dark for my tastes now.
>>44553503
I don't think most anyone would have an issue with you rehosting as long as you give credit. If they reach out after the fact and ask you to take it down, then do so. They might not even be alive anymore.

>>44553869
what i meant is would dmca be tossed at me?

>>44553889
>If they reach out after the fact and ask you to take it down, then do so
You mean like fucking PARKEDBUGGY and his damn top-notch Amazon story?? He's still here, btw. I'm pretty sure he's an alt of either Magus or Amoeba from their learning days. He mentioned not wanting his "old works" out in the wild at the moment or something.

Get off your ass and write the damn sequel or at least let me repost it so that MGE has more than one decent Amazon story. I can literally only think of Magus' recent-ish one.

Nobody cares it's not you're best work. Let us have this.

>Are you lost, young man?

>>44553955
Excuse me i am 26

>>44553955
Are you blind you wench, I have grey hairs.

>>44553961
AND THEY LET YOU OUT ALONE, UNSUPERVISED?

>>44553961
Seems pretty young to me.
>>44553965
Poor boy, you must be stressed a lot.

DARK MATTER ART
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111489728

>>44553194
The irony when LatinaKiki-Anon can't see it because it's white-on-white...
Hfw it's a mildly-racist Chesh messing with his settings.

>>44553955
heh? i might be, in your eyes

>>44554010
no, it was my browser i already fixed it

>>44553917
Probably. But although it would get a 4chan post taken down outside of that a dmca is just a scary letter.

KCease and desist lmao

>>44553974
Ma'am I just want to go get my groceries before the store closes

>>44553862
Thankfully Wight claws are a lot weaker as a loli, I expect I might get a lot of clawings.

>>44554053
Why is he so anal about paywalled content anyway?

>>44554086
He's japanese. Obey the ruurus.

>>44554095
But whatever happened to
>"Muh tip jar"
That applies to both him and the KDF(KC defence force)

>>44554086
I think he just became ultra-paranoid after the Wightfag incident.

>>44554095
The baphomet drawing wasn't paywalled content

>>44554086
Unfortunately Patreon turned out to be e-Meth for online artists - they never finish a work because they keep getting hits.
And its not just Mamono art.

>>44553753
Goose the meido!

>>44554086
His handlers are convincing him that we are unworthy and "tainted" so you have to join their dicksword circlejerks to discuss or exchange new content.
You can see how they look down on us when they do sometimes come here and post shit like
>nobody important is here anyway

>>44554113
Obey the ruurus.

>>44554135
>you have to join their dicksword circlejerks to discuss or exchange new content.
False. Try posting Malef on the MGE wiki discord.

>>44554142
That's the public circlejerk, not the main ones

>>44554142
What, you can't post her even there? this is total bullshit

Reminder that every post about this muh paywall muh dmca shit for the millionth time is either the Mick derailing the thread, or a useful idiot whose posts cannot be distinguished from the Mick derailing the thread. Stop trying to talk to the butthurt furfag, he's been crying about KC nonstop for the last 8 months or some shit.

We don't have anything to do with the drama, it's literally pointless to whine about it here and anyone who does it is just shitposting and derailing by default.

>>44554149
>We

>>44554136
God I want Kneesocks to use me as a foot stool.

>>44554149
>We don't have anything to do with the drama
Yes we do, we can't discuss new girls because of that bullshit. Fuck off back to bunkerchan if you think chasing /trash/ cucks is more important than monster girls, and preferably take mick with you since he's so obsessed with baphfags

>>44554149
Fucking retard, KC is literally choking his own IP to death by refusing to release anything.

>>44554169

>>44554156
>>We
Srsly, by now I'm beginning to think it's just one guy being both M*ck and Anti-M*ck, and idgaf.

>>44554197
GOD EVERY TIME A DEMON GOES "RURRRUUUUS" I THINK OF HER AND I GOTTA TAKE HER TO POUND TOWN.

Oh, how I wish to become enthralled by a kejourou and her hair.

>>44554208
PSG is getting finally a second season after all this time. Let's hope for more of the red demons.

>>44554181
I've never went on their chans in my life, I just want you fucking retarded mongoloids to stop helping a severely retarded furry irishman shit up the thread I've been going to since the /a/ times.

The thread becomes unusable when giant fucktards like you take the Mick's bait and join him in just endlessly going on about MUH DCMA MUH PATREON MUH BAPHOFAGS. Just a reminder that you are taking the side of a literal insane guy who e-stalks KC, e-stalks random waifufags he sees as his nemesises, rages at drawfags when they ignore his troll requests, shitposts this thread nonstop every day and more.

>>44554228
You're describing puuyo

>>44554228
I wish both you and the Irishman would die today. The threads would enter a new golden age.

The portals can't open soon enough.

>>44554253
I would quite like to be trapped in a monstergirl haunted house ruled by an eccentric vampire/phantom

>>44554072
that's one chubby dragoncel zombie

>>44554242
i wish you niggers start posting monster girls and greentexts about monster girls because if i see another post about the irishman or his haters im gonna shoot myself with a shotgun

W-why do I have an age bar suddenly?

>>44554274
Do it, pussy.

>>44554220
>Their daughters show up
>Since monster girls are mainstream now they ruurruu at weak human boys

I miss the old times
I miss when things didn't have to be perfect
I miss when there was a wide variety of discussion and everything wasn't focused on one setting
I miss when people could argue and call each other faggots without being scared that their own shadow wasn't the thread designated boogieman
I miss laughing at how absurd Centaur's Life chapters were
I miss monthly EMG updates being talked about here even if the series had flaws
I miss Alp's dialogue being something everyone bonded over finding funny but looking forward to his updates anyway
I miss when there was so many writefags that even if they weren't all great there was something for everyone
I miss crayon anon
I miss when this place had regular waifufags who would get huge amounts of art
I miss everyone getting designated a maid
I want everything to go back

If I could press a button and all the posters here, including me would die on the spot to open the portals, then I would do it without a moment of hesitation.

>>44554309
Get a life, genuinely

>>44554145
Oh yeah, that bapho pic probably leaked out because it was publicly available to all the chosen. Same energy.

>>44554311
Human sacrifice gets you biblical demons, not MGE monsters, Anon.

>>44554329
I'm tired.

>>44554311
Yeah I'd do it too

>>44554329
It makes me wonder what Druella would do against the nephilim monstrosities aka demons. I mean there was a era they had to deal with similar creatures that consume human flesh like the nephilims.

>>44554319
I have one. This place was a break from the awfulness, now it's awful too.

>>44554323
No, it was publicly available since he included it in his ref link on a public commission site

>>44554348
Don't reply to him that's a troll post
I mean he's telling you to get a life after he makes that post a minute after yours. Literally all you have to do is ignore the posts and ignore them (if you reply to them they always reply back, they're not here to argue so don't bother)

Trolls are eating good today.

>>44554361
>Literally all you have to do is ignore the posts and REPORT them
sleeby

if only there was some way to get out of this speeding ticket

>>44554348
It's genuinely starting to look like the main shitposter making it awful is being ignored on purpose by the mods. The last thread had a bunch of posts deleted, but the majority of the shitposts were left untouched and he clearly wasn't banned again because he's been spamming this one too.

>>44554309
I hate change too, anon. I hate seeing the few things I love in life slowly fade away. I hate clinging onto them harder and harder in an effort to make it stop. I just want to feel safe and happy for just a little bit.

>>44554311
>this happens
>monsters learn of this event after the portals suddenly started to just work (buy Monrim)
>inhuman resources are poured to revive these individuals and the top class of mamono are foaming at the mouth to see results

>>44554311
>Press a button
>Expect death
"Hey you, finally awake."

>>44554311
Somewhere, several waifus who already had been eagerly waiting to claim the husbands they had watched for so long begin crying and clutch their dakis.

>>44554405

>>44554309
People move onto different things who knows what’s the big craze now, and who’s to say those people aren’t married at this point and had to leave some of this stuff behind.

>>44554379
The board has supposedly hated out guts for many years. I'm only on 4chan for this thread so I can't speak for the politics/drama, but I can tell you even nearly 10 years ago we were getting raided and had janny issues.

>>44554412
There's an infinite amount of latenight drawings out there.

>>44554429
He's a treasure. I'll be really sad to see him move on.

>>44554421
A majority of the anons here use discord anyways

>>44554379
>the main shitposter making it awful is being ignored on purpose by the mods.
>The last thread had a bunch of posts deleted
They only mass deleted the replies to the DMCA'd picture. The only other deleted posts were one that was probably deleted by Anon himself, one that was definitely deleted by Anon himself to make a correction, and one irrelevant catchphrase. (also warosu shows >>44543357 as deleted but it's actually still up)
The thread isn't getting any special treatment, mods simply don't give a shit about the entire board. You're giving them too much credit.

>>44554436
lol

>>44554424
I have and will only ever post in these threads. I do not know nor care what the rest of jp does

>>44554424
Were things ever this bad? Last time I came here was in April and everything was fine, feels so sudden coming back to all this

>>44554424
The biggest janny issue was the janny many years back who would make premature threads himself and get everyone who disagreed banned. He got so much feedback reports that a mod posted in the thread, but the mod clearly had absolutely no idea what was going on and had been fed bullshit by the rogue janny.

>>44554444
They were already getting bad then, but not to this degree

>>44554451
“How bad can I possibly be”.

>>44552651
>as one of the final courses a bunch of chesires will make customs memes of you and the DL
>you are the beta and the DL is the chad
Terrifying...

>>44554444
yeah, probably. people tend to forget things

>>44554412
Bless you for indulging in my stupidity.

>>44554442
I'm glad I'm not the only "outsider" just here for cozy MGE waifu talk
>>44554444
We had different types of shitposting. There was edge-kun and several other well known anons, but it was at least mostly on topic even if it was shitposting. I don't recall anything like this outside drama that gets pushed here so often.
God, I miss the days when the worst was people whining about hellohound/femdom/grimdark vs hugbox

>constantly chase off anons who dislike the state of the thread with "muh gatekeeper"
>now the thread is full of furfags, crossboarder shitposters, cuckolds and newfags so obvious you'd have to be retarded not to see them
good job retards, you made your own grave.

>>44554476
Not him! This was a request he did for me last year in a thread. I was super stoked. He's only surprised me with one other from a comment many years ago when paladin posting was still a thing (as long as it was fun and not shitposting).

Damn I just thought of the worst nightmare of all for this thread. That enslaved anon, wightfag and mick were all in the same time era together and that we had to deal with all three of their nonsense.

>>44554491
I remember him doing this one for me years and years ago and it's still my ideal life with a mamano.

>>44554491
>trap a bunch of yetis in a room
>force them to watch 10 hours of non-stop current day misery
>release them
The reckoning...

>>44554479
want a pat on the back or something?

>>44554406
They will all join magic schools and master in necromancy.

>>44554379
Such an outsider...

>>44554500
Aww. He's a good guy. Looking back at my file, holy shit it's from 2015.
>>44554508
Pretty much. If I recall, we were discussing what we would do with captured paladins that day. It was suggested that we leave them out in the snow with whatever injuries they had to be nabbed and healed by yetis.
God, the threads were fun back then.

>>44554497
>https://litter.catbox.moe/s8tx4t.png
Have some hellhound art, buddy.

>>44554311
Selfless acts of sacrifice are gay. If I have to die to open the portals, I want it to be one of those worlds where the monstergirls eat people.

>>44554533
GOOD GRIEF SHE'S NAKED

>>44554558
eat people dicks

>>44554558
Hebraic hands typed this post.