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44430471 No.44430471 [Reply] [Original]

Ill start with the obvious.

>> No.44430481
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i was thinking she needed a new thread

>> No.44430587

>>44430471
All of them until you marry them. Yes, that includes Junko, Seiga, and Suwako

>> No.44430615

>>44430481
That kid knows where the good stuff is.

>> No.44430639

>>44430471
No way the junkie is a virgin.
She whores herself in exchange for drugs.

>> No.44430721
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Akyuu's been going around the village putting these signs up everywhere because she's identified a new risk to her goal of sex with human men

>> No.44430742

>>44430471
they both look and act like cheap whores. awful nu-2hous.

>> No.44430743
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>>44430721
how's she supposed to compete with this?

>> No.44430753
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>>44430743
you can't
on a sidenote, no one's drawing her as borderline anorexic like she is in her loss ZUN art

>> No.44430872

>>44430753
Why is her head so small?

>> No.44430885
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>>44430872
I dunno it's a shitty edit from 2ch
but I want to see more people draw her skinny

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>>44430885
if you want the ribs-poking-out moe that's more of shions thing

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>>44430721
A9 wishes she had Chiyari's fashion sense.

>> No.44430959
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>> No.44431219

>>44430895
Ribs poking out skinny with perky breasts and soft skin is my dream girl.

>> No.44431267
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this hikki junkie's ability to make me overwhelmingly horny is nothing sort of astounding

>> No.44431276
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>>44431219
Who could possibly find something like that to be attractive?

>> No.44431376
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These two.

>> No.44431461

Reimu is too busy and too alienated from human men to have ever had sex. She probably doesn't even know what sex is, only a vague understanding that it's something married couples do.
Marisa would be the type of virgin who pretends to be confident and experienced in intimate affairs, but breaks down into a nervous mess when it comes time to actually do the deed, forcing you to take the lead and guide her gently. She also has an incredibly romanticized view of sex and wouldn't want to have it outside of a serious relationship.
Any character like Sakuya or Youmu who is married to their job is probably a virgin as well.
Eiki is too dutiful and straight laced to ever have sex outside of wedlock.
Newly born youkai like Medicine and Kokoro or gods like Keiki are most certainly virgins, unless they got to work absurdly quickly.
Yachie is a fucking dork, I could see her being a virgin.

>> No.44431487

Eika Ebisu

>> No.44431566

>>44431461
Based take

>> No.44431582

>>44431276
Any man that likes his girls to be healthy bmi. Aka every girl around 160 cm should be 50kg not 60kg. Most girls irl are overweight. Skinny is normal and healthy. Also youth indicator

>> No.44431689

Alice lives alone in the woods surrounded by dolls, come on.
Parsee is too toxic to get laid.
Hatae rarely leaves her house.
Kayguya is probably one despite her many suitors because she rejected them and lived in exile.

>>44431461
Reimu was probably given "the talk" by someone when she was old enough. She just wouldn't be interested in sex or relationships.
If someone were to marry Eiki, she'd be fine with having a sex life, but might have trouble admitting what she wants.

>> No.44431695
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You'd be surprised.

>> No.44431719
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44431719

>>44431689
>Hatae rarely leaves her house.
That's all I needed to hear!
Now to find a way to sneak into the tengu village and court her...

>> No.44431724

>>44431719
You can't.
She never leaves her house.

>> No.44431747
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>>44431724
Houses have doors anon.
Now, I don't want to break into her house since that'd be an Alice-level of insanity, but I do want to delcare my candidacy for her undoubtedly sweet affections.
All it takes is one in and BAM!
Tengu kids within the year.

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>>44431695
Yuugi being a KHHV is hilariously fitting

>> No.44431985

>>44431719
Anon was never seen again, the victim of a perverted Tengu Hikki.

>> No.44432267
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>>44431582
Is that so?

>> No.44432552
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maybe one day she'll get descendants of her own

>> No.44432999

>>44431750
>KHHV
Kissless
Hugless
H?????
Virgin

>> No.44433055
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>>44431689
>Parsee is too toxic to get laid.
Parsee would be one of the more likely 2hus not to be a virgin though, considering the prerequisites to becoming a hashihime.
Granted, she probably hasn't seen any action since becoming one.

>> No.44433103

>>44432999
Horned.

>> No.44433135

>>44432999
Handless.
You never got your hand held by the opposite gender, that's what it means.

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>>44430721
I knew her pose reminded me of something

>> No.44434531

>>44433055
well she can have sex with her clone if that counts for anything

>> No.44434830

>>44431376
Kogasa is going to get seduced by a single father when she comes over to watch his kids.

>> No.44435594

>>44431719
Anon, no! You're going to get raped to death by some nameless wolf tengu before you find her!

>> No.44435616

>>44432552
Despite being much curvier and more womanly, Kanako still can't get laid like Suwako did.

>> No.44435998

Why do people draw her with big tits?

>> No.44436000

>>44433135
Come on, surely she broke some dude's hand during arm wrestling.

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>>44431689
>She just wouldn't be interested in sex or relationships
Wrong. She got along with me just fine. Pic related, pov of how I wake up every day.

>> No.44439028
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everyone in this webm

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>>44434531
That's hot.

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>>44431376
Kogasa is canonically one of the most likely youkai to get creampied by any human willing to give her the time of the day.
As for Sanae, she lost her virginity long before coming to Gensokyo.

>> No.44440924

>>44430721
I feel this sign would backfire and create interest in her

>> No.44440938

>>44439724
>Kogasa is canonically one of the most likely youkai to get creampied by any human willing to give her the time of the day
Yeah, me

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>>44439724
Sanae definitely is the biggest slut. Preety much everyone agrees on this. Maybe only some hag youkai out do her. And obviously suwako has had loads of kids.

Orin though...

>> No.44441201

>>44436827
Anon, blue board.

>> No.44441211
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Chiyari is LITERALLY having sex with human men to spread STDs.

>> No.44441222

>>44439724
didn't sanae come to gensokyo as a schoolgirl? did she get molested as a child or something

>> No.44441246

>>44430721
/jp/ is a no-Chiyari zone:
Do not post Chiyari.
Do not reply to Chiyari threads.
Report any offenders.

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>>44441246
Literally 1984

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>>44431219
You are a man of integrity and that warrants a reward.

>> No.44441287

>>44441222
She had a boyfriend.

>> No.44441286

>>44441222
Trips don't lie.

>> No.44441291

>>44441263
You genuinely have talent anon, you managed to create a LoRA for a newly released 2hu in under a week. I can also tell that you actually know how to do some post-processing, unlike trashy AI prompters like me.

>> No.44441299

>>44441291
>you managed to create a LoRA
No LORA. Just redrawing.

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>>44441299
>actual drawfag that uses AI as a tool instead of dissing it
yeah I don't believe you.
Keep it up.

>> No.44441426

>>44441263
God bless you anon. We're all gonna make it

>> No.44441487

>>44441222
She was the one in charge of the molesting.

>> No.44443809

>>44431582
do not starve your girlfriend!

>> No.44444273

>>44441263
the collarbones you generate are extremely erotic
no I definitely don't have a fetish

>> No.44445387

>>44441211
Dumb Chupacabre

>> No.44446719

>>44445387
It's all part of her new partnership with Yamame.

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>> No.44446788

>>44446772
Optimal chest size, but belly too round.

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>> No.44446863

>>44446797
eyes not baggy enough

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>> No.44447804

>>44431719
He took the bait...

>> No.44449053

>>44439028
Okina is a goddess of motherhood and may have like, nearly 200 children

>> No.44449069

>>44449053
mb it's nearly 100

>> No.44449165

>>44446947
Is the blood stored in the tail?

>> No.44449184
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>>44449053
yeah but being a 2hu hag forcibly revirginizes you

>> No.44449234

>>44449184
How about Junko, Suwako, Toyohime, and Seiga?

>> No.44449254

>>44449234
junko is the only hag in that list and she' purified herself

>> No.44449296

>>44430471
Any animal youkai are out. You don't spend 100 years as a animal without getting laid. Most Youkai in general are out. Yes, even the maneating ones(Rumia might be a exception just because of how stupid she is). Gods are Gods, unless they are Virgin gods they are getting plenty of sex. That really leaves us with a few categories: The moon rabbits. Tsukumogami. Magicians. And Humans.

Of the Humans, I would say Reimu and Marisa are almost certainly virgins. Being a unpleasant bitch and a massive dork respectively. Sakuya might be a virgin, depending on if she really is as isolated from humanity as the story seems to imply. Highschool girl memes aside, Sanae could be a virgin. Youmu is also basically a certainty. She would commit sepuku if she was ruined for marriage.

>> No.44449316

>>44449254
>junko is the only hag
>Seiga

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>>44449316
>>44449316
does this look like a hag to you?

>> No.44449348

>>44449296
>The moon rabbits.
There is no way the moon rabbits didn't use their newfound freedom and absence of surveillance to fuck around. Just none. Think about their drive. Sure, they may be suppressed on the Moon, either by supervision or medication, but on Earth? It's a free for all.

>> No.44449352

>>44449346
yes

>> No.44449357

>>44449296
with how stingy Tewi is, I very much doubt she ever gave away her precious genes

>> No.44450418

>>44449346
Yes

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>>44449296
Youmu is 100% without a doubt I agree. Lily White and the fairies as well except for Clownpie who fucks Onis in hell. Akyuu is hasn't done it either or she would be preggo already. I'm 50/50 on Miko

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>> No.44451903

>>44449348
Reisen doesn't sound like the type to do that. Other two might. Know fuck all about them.

>>44449357
She was a animal before. Ever seen rabbits? They fuck like... uh, rabbits.

>>44450716
Akyuu got plowed in a previous life and can remember it.

>> No.44451928

>>44451903
>Reisen doesn't sound like the type to do that.
Yeah, Reisen's a coward and a paranoiac. Seiran's the outgoing and sociable one. Ringo looks like a sleaze, if nothing else.

>> No.44451939

>>44451903
Tewi wasn't and still isn't just any old rabbit.

>> No.44451942

Is it even actually fair to count coitus pre-youkai? They aren't yet sapient as animals, and becoming youkai gives them new bodies with presumably untarnished hymens.

>> No.44451955

>>44446797
Bottom right reminded me of Hyatt from Excel Saga.

>> No.44452174
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Don't feel bad.
Even this literal 10-feet tall dark bondage sex machine can't get laid. You never had a chance.

>> No.44452196

>>44449346
canonically abandoned her son and husband
not only a hag, but also a deadbeat mom
still, her red flags make her hotter

>> No.44452198

>>44451939
Weren't all beast youkai animals at one point?

>>44451942
Most of them hang out with members of the animal they used to be. Most of them are also rape monsters, like all.Youkai.

>> No.44452213
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44452213

these two definitely fucked

>> No.44452405

>>44452213
ok tumblr

>> No.44452434

Hecatia

>> No.44453824

>>44451939
Tewi is thousands of years old
Its not possible for her to be that fucking old but not have done it even once
As a goddamn rabbit at that

>> No.44453866

>>44452213
seija kijin was raped in the freezing cold winter of 2014 by reimu hakurei following the gold rush incident

>> No.44454096

>>44453824
why not?
I doubt the Scarlet sisters have simply because their bodies and/or brains never matured enough to develop a sex drive
Tewi is similarly immature

>> No.44455068
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Chiya-chan is so cute!

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>>44453824
ok, but counterpoint:
In her thousands of years of pranking, do you really believe that she hasn't once been forcibly bound and bred mercilessly by one of her many annoyed victims?

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>>44454096
ok, but counterpoint:
In her thousands of years of pranking, do you really believe that she hasn't once been forcibly bound and bred mercilessly by one of her many annoyed victims?

>> No.44455254

>>44455068
>Taking out the trash
She'd make a good wife, wouldn't she?

>> No.44455274

>>44455254
those bags contain the remains of anon trying to marry her

>> No.44455296

>>44455274
Now I need a doujin of this. Thanks.

>> No.44455344
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>>44455254
She has experience taking care of children.

>> No.44455383

>>44452174
shi-ko-me

>> No.44455404

>>44455254
Turning the druggie's life around by making her a mother of (at least) five!

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>>44431461
>Reimu
>busy

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>>44452174
how inspirational

>> No.44455774

>>44431461
Reimu's only known, and semi-cannon guardian was an elderly turtle, so it's entirely believable she has no idea what sex is.

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>>44455753
Busy procrastinating.

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>> No.44455848

>>44455797
Treeendy!

>> No.44455945

>>44455132
yeah, since she's more interested in people suffering

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>>44455774
Imagine Reimu freaking out about getting pregnant because you kissed her on the lips

>> No.44456366

>>44455970
that's Marisa, Reimu would ask you for money for even looking at her

>> No.44456444

>>44456366
Fuck, why does that turn me on? Am I broken?

At least I'm not broke. Yet.

>> No.44456469
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>>44430471
Eiki would never ever have sex

>> No.44456490

>>44456469
i like that doujinshi where she got gang banged while asleep. when her power shows only one guy as being guilty and the others confess too she's forced to reconcile why it only indicates him with the implication that she's pregnant and he's the father.
now that's some creative use of powers

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>>44456469
Eiki would have sex with her lawfully wed husband with the lights out, missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation. Ignore any sounds she may be making, she certainly wouldn't be enjoying the moment of passion shared with the person she loves most.

>> No.44456536
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>>44430471
Kanako.
She has no clue how to get laid and has even considered approaching a random male visitor and offering to pay him 1000 dollars for sex.

>> No.44456564

>>44455774
Reimu is old enough to drink and care for herself. She doesn't look like it but someone from the village had to sit her down and explain that she was becoming an adult.

>> No.44456599

>>44456564
Yeah Anon, it's me, I'm the one who made Reimu a woman.

>> No.44456612

>>44456564
Or Suika for that matter. I don't believe anyone who hangs out with Suika is innocent in carnal matters

>> No.44458456

>>44456612
Suika hasn't raped anybody in centuries. She's a pure women nowadays.

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>>44458456
Staaaare...

>> No.44459284

>>44456494
Anon, sex with your legal spouse isn't a sin. If anything, it's an important way for a wedded couple to express and affirm their love for each other, and Eiki would take this very seriously.
So while she may be stuffy and formal in her day-to-day life, Eiki would be an absolute beast in the sheets, and you'd best train hard to keep up with her.

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>> No.44462465

>>44459284
>sex with your legal spouse isn't a sin
Under Catholic dogma, it can be, depending on your actions and intentions. I don't know the particulars of whatever weirdo faith Eiki is a part of, but that seems like a belief she would hold as well.

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>>44459237
the subsequent picture was pretty interesting too

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>>44430471

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>>44468923
based, Remi-chan being a virgin while Flandre aint makes me laugh everytime

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>>44466953
Although I prefer her at a pathetically small size for complementary appeal.

>> No.44470518

>>44456564
Anon no one in the village would as she isn't their kid. The only two people that possibly would is Yukari and Kasen.
Yukari hasn't even held hands with a man and last time Kasen brooched the subject Reimu sperged out and launched seals at her out of embarrassment.
As far as Reimu is concerned babies are grown in a cabbage patch.
>>44456612
Suika is an oni and during her wild days she was too busy destroying to fuck. Nowadays she'd never fuck an oni since none are strong enough to earn the right

>> No.44470927

>>44470518
Some woman from the village would have to step up. Maybe Akyuu or someone like that. It would be awkward for everyone involved, but necessary. A few hours of embarrassing talk is better then having a clueless shrine maiden that can't properly care for herself.

>> No.44470947

>>44470927
>can't properly care for herself
please, we both know the real reason is because she's right at THAT age and if she keeps letting these urges build up, she's going to abduct some poor human boy and literally fuck him to death

>> No.44471120

>>44470947
That's what they want. It's a win win, the Hakurei clan continues and Youkai won't have to worry about some villager brat using his position to cause trouble.

>> No.44471128

>>44430471
Every single one unless it's canonical they've had children.

>> No.44471390
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>>44471128
This, let the fags here weep at the truth
Pic related, canon virgin

>> No.44471455

>>44470927
Akyuu: perma virgin who will be unable to score in this life despite how obviously desperate for a man she is
Kosuzu: only knows what sex is from a book, has only ever touched herself, but only when reading the dirty parts in books
Marisa: says she knows what sex is and that she's had it. She hasn't and she's lying
Alice: has only ever used her puppets to pantomime the act but hasn't even seen a penis
Kourin: understands the concept and has come across porn magd from our side of the barrier. Has no interest in it and even less in explaining the concept to anyone, much less the grumpy 'mu
She simply has no one to turn too in or out of the village and that's just sad, her future husband will have his work cut out for him

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>> No.44471602

>>44449296
In mythology, animals have to actually learn magic to transform (which usually takes a lot of time, until they're somewhere from 50 to 100 years old), so beast youkai might just be animal equivalent of magician youkai with all posible withdrawal from the world it sometimes implies. The chance of them being virgins is still low, but not zero.

>> No.44471879

>>44468966
Flandre is locked in her room for her whole life she doesn't have any opportunity to have sex anon

>> No.44471915

>>44471879
yet for some reason all those shota butlers disappear without a trace

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This damn, lewd creature has me by the balls.

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>>44475179
I can't decide if the lazy hikki aspect is the hottest part of her, or if it's the extremely baggy shirt that's just built for under-the-clothes fondling

>> No.44476909

>>44475179
Landlord-san is never going to get a single yen from this gremlin ever again, is he?

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>> No.44478013

>>44446772
too cute

>> No.44478022

>>44471915
Remilia only hires fairies.

>> No.44478837

>>44430471
Patchouli has to be a virgin, right?

>> No.44479460

>>44468923
She's probably been bored and curious enough to have Sakuya get nailed by some male villager or one of the 'arrivals' from the outside world before they got 'prepared' to become tea and Flandre food while she watches it.

>> No.44479625

>>44449053
Unironically kanako is her kid, she ain't a virgin.

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>> No.44480342

>>44476083
They feed into each other and, in turn, my dick. The clothes would've been fantastically lewd by themselves, but they're exacerbated by her lazy attitude.

Should you stuff your hands beneath her shirt and start fondling her itty-bitty (and obviously bra-less) little titties, why, I imagine she would only put up an ineffectual, initial resistance before giving in. Slack in your arms, breathing heavier and heavier as her nips grow stiffer and stiffer... Twitching and wrapping her tail around your leg... Her gross hikki voice escaping in helpless gasps... Haa, haaa....

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>>44480342
are you...doing okay?
not that I disagree though

>> No.44480698

>>44478022
Goblin dicks then

>> No.44480789

>>44480538
Am I flicking and pinching Chiya-chan's nipples right now? No? Then no, I'm not doing okay.

>> No.44480790

>>44480698
The fuck is wrong with you, what makes you think goblins would ever do something like that? They're professionals you know. And many have wives and family they send savings to. They have better things to do than just "sex". And quite frankly, you stereotyping them as that is disgusting. Be better.

>> No.44480890

>>44480342
This, except she wouldn't resist at all. She'd just let you pleasure her while she drinks blood or go about her daily life, which spends being mostly stationary. As long as it feels good, why would she complain?
She'd push you away with her tail when you get in her way, but when she gets really into it, she'd pull you beneath her t-shirt. It's big enough that there is room for two.

>> No.44482061

>>44480890
>As long as it feels good, why would she complain?
She does possess still scraps of dignity. See: her declining the chupacabra pedigree.

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>>44482061
but she decides to go to the surface in her ending and literally live as a chupacabra
and I can absolutely see her as the kind who might make all of one half-hearted effort to stop you before just letting it happen

>> No.44484152

>>44480790
Goblin detected.

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>>44430471
definitely not yuuma
remember that time she tried to look up shion's skirt while okina tried to add joon to her harem of petite, flat girls

>> No.44484464

>>44482125
Oh yes, ultimately, but only through other people's insistence.

We agree on the "letting it happen" part, at any rate.

>> No.44484481

>>44484454
Yuuma looks like she rapes people before she eats them.

>> No.44484495

>>44484481
Chiyari looks like she rapes Yuuma's leftovers.

>> No.44484516

>>44484495
Nah. She's a blood drinker. She prefers her food virginal and her sex object experienced.

>> No.44484520

>>44484516
But... I've been defending my V-card from vicious gotes and spooders just for her...

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Alright, I think I have a definitive list of 2hu virginity odds.
Apologies if I missed something obvious.

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That last pose.

>> No.44485884

>>44485260
>implying Shion never sold her body for money
also how is Meiling any less isolated than the rest of the SDM crew?

>> No.44486309

>>44485884
>She works as the gatekeeper, and thus meets humans more than the other residents of the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

>> No.44486346

>>44485260
keeners is okuninushi

>> No.44486374

>>44485884
>>implying Shion never sold her body for money
You underestimate her misfortune, she'll catch a John only for him to reconsider at the last second, or have his lover catch him, or for her shack to catch on fire.

>> No.44486388

>>44485260
Not only is Kanako that high but so is Reimu, a girl who's power is in part her purity in line with Swinton tradition.
Kuso list/10
Also no way a dork like sumi that high nor is a canological dork who can't make friends like Yukari that high either

>> No.44486394

>>44486388
Sumi may be a dork but she is a hot dork

She got plowed by all the men at her high school.

>> No.44486451

>>44486394
Roaches aren't men

>> No.44486512

>>44485260
If you want to be precise, techincaly Miko has had kids before. Obviously, not a woman back then, but still.

I would also 100% move Mokou up to the fourth tier. Yeah, she's issolated but she also spend a lot of time interacting with humans. If nothing else i find it hard to believe she never got raped by bandits or the like.

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>>44485260
Nemuno definitely not a virgin

>> No.44486767

All touhous who haven't canonically been married or had children are virgins. Flip a coin on Seiga because she's enough of a weirdo to have never fucked her husband before she bailed on him. Junko might have regenerated her hymen as a mark of physical purity, though that doesn't make her a virgin again. All other touhous are confirmed, 100% virgins.

>> No.44487386

>>44485260
>holy characters
>not virgins
Lad...

>> No.44487434

>>44485846
What manner of mating ritual is this...?

>> No.44487482

>>44487386
There are no holy characters in Touhou.
Putting Larva as a likely nonvirgin is silly, though.

>> No.44487661

>>44485260
Literally kanako is okina's daughter, go put her on top anon.

>> No.44488431

>>44485260
thank you for the contribution anon. also cant see Daiyousei on there. she's probably next to chiruno

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so do you think she actually shoots up with the blood in the syringes or does she just empty them into the test tubes and drink them like that?
I imagine it's probably the latter but the former fuels my degenerate junkie fantasies better

>> No.44489631

>>44489371
Nah, she is preoccupied with the taste of the blood, so she almost certainly has to ingest it the traditional way.

>> No.44489935

>>44486309
she literally stands just outside the same building they live in; if you consider the SDM to be isolated at all the number of men she meets compared to the rest of the manor's residents might be slightly higher at most. The only way this makes sense is if you think she got raped in her sleep

>> No.44490113

>>44489935
she rapes all the careless shotas who wander a littlebit too close

>> No.44491950

>>44486451
i-if roaches don't count, how does youkai woman count?
stop doble standards!

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do we agree?

>> No.44493289

>>44492387
He's not wrong. Being depressed doesn't mean you aren't also self indulgent. Most neets bury themselves in their hobbies or vices.

>> No.44493317

>>44453866
kek what an amanojaku

>> No.44493722

>>44449296
no sex is allowed on the moon, its impure
all those poor rabbits...
no wonder reisen left

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>>44485846
quite enticing

>> No.44494345

>>44493876
Is she the most gropeable 2hu since Minoriko?

>> No.44494365

>>44494345
blood bags are far more squeezable than sweet potatoes

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>> No.44501837

>>44487386
Traditionally speaking in ancient Japan miko were holy prostitutes.

>> No.44501874

>>44501837
There had never been any actual evidence for that and it was a form of slander people said about other shrines

>> No.44501928

>>44501874
Sanae, Kanako wants you.
Be a dear and help her out would you?

>> No.44502105

>>44485260
Zanmu being a former human who lived a long life before becoming a oni, and Hectia being a goddesses of the Greek pantheon of all things really doesn't make them good candidates for the last tier.

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>> No.44502148

>>44502124
Then take it off, you dumb lizard!

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>>44502148

>> No.44502295

>>44502105
>Hectia being a goddesses of the Greek pantheon of all things
Wasn't the mythological Hecate rather pure despite being a Greek goddess?

>> No.44502336
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>>44502295
even zeus wouldn't tap that
in theory, she is ready to let loose after the pantheon fell

>> No.44502339

>>44502242
Is smelly NEET milk really good for you?

>> No.44502367

>>44502242
probably start with the tail, myself

>> No.44502412

>>44502339
It prevents your blood coagulating.

>> No.44502443

>>44502295
We don't know much about her, but yes mythological heca had no confirmed relatives, children, or spouses.

>> No.44502526

>>44502443
Depends on the historian.
Hecate may have had a couple of kids, like Circe. But like anything to do with Greek mythology, conflicting accounts doesn't leave a clear picture.

>> No.44510560

>Once, Hermes chased Hecate (or Persephone) with the aim to rape her; but the goddess snored or roared in anger, frightening him off so that he desisted, hence her earning the name "Brimo" ("angry").[

>> No.44510642

Chiyari filled up TWO threads before Zanmu and her pet stalker eggplant did!

>> No.44510704

>>44510642
Chiyari needs to latch on to more interesting topics to survive.
Sad!

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>>44510704
this thread would already be at bump limit if it had just been a chiyari thread instead of having an irrelevant time-wasting question

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>>44510751

>> No.44510836

>>44510817
>>44510751
does she even have a house? A cottage?
I bet she doesn't have one and she bathes inside the Blood Pools literally every day.

>> No.44511117

>>44510751
>>44510817
Good lord, she's perfect

>> No.44511268

>>44487434
Attracting a husband to either leech off of or to combine NEETbux with.

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>> No.44512326

>>44511268
Shit. Why is it working?

>> No.44513667

>>44510751
Yes, I believe that a thread with less to discuss would be more active.
Your FotM waifu sucks and I'm glad she's getting banned for being a poorly thought out gimmick character.

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I think she died a virgin guys

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>>44513807
No one as autistic as Yuyuko could seriously maintain a relationship with a man.
Unless that's your thing of course.

>> No.44514623

>>44502336
please don't remind heca about zeus-kun.
she was pretty sure they were secured way to marriage, she knew him since forever!
but then, that BITCH, hera, came and cast a spell on him! he would rather fuck zoophiles than hecape!

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>> No.44516463

>>44514623
Man now that i think about it, Zeus fucks everything that moves, how fucked up is she to even Zeus not want to fuck her?

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Fish lower half.

>> No.44524067

>>44516463
She is Zeus's daughteru

>> No.44524356

>>44524067
*Zeus's cool aunt

>> No.44524504

>>44524356
*Zeus's wine aunt

>> No.44524509
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>>44516463
It's not that he wouldn't, it's because he couldn't.
Heca-tan is just about the only person who could go "no way fag" on Zeus and get away with it.

>> No.44524563

>>44524067
>>44524356
>>44524504
That wouldn't stop Zeus

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>>44430471
Narumi is a shy shut-in, she's totally a virgin

>> No.44525438

>>44525347
I'm going to cum on this statue

>> No.44525784

>>44525438
Be sure to treat her right

>> No.44525899
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>>44524563
Can you imagine being Zeus and having to deal with Hecatia?
She's always wearing these ridiculously erotic outfits, parading her lewd figure in front of him, but every time he tries to make a move on her, she just brushes him off and ruffles his hair.
Sometimes she even takes off her top and lets her breasts hang out, because "Zeus-kun doesn't think of his auntie like that, right?". Poor dude always ends up with balls bluer than the sky itself.

>> No.44525919
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Look at these fashionistas (and virgins)

>> No.44526034
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>>44525899
Hecatia is way too much of a dork to attract anything other than literal dogs.

>> No.44526077

There should be a Touhou doujin where the faceless rapeman is Zeus
And Hecatia is ignored

>> No.44526563
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>>44526034
You know the thing about strong people? Y'know, the truly strong ones?
They can do whatever the fuck they want and get away with it.
Hecatia can wear all the dumb shirts she wants and people will still show her all the respect she desires.
She can even manage to continue protecting her virginity and her many suitors will respect it (obviously she does anal).
She can have any man she wants, and what she wants is to squish Zeus' cheeks while remarking on how much he has grown since she last saw him.

>> No.44526627

>>44526563
Unfortunaly for her Zeus is also powerful enough to do whatever he wants, and all he wants to do is cheat his wife with human women.

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>>44485260
???????????????????????

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>>44526563
>show her all the respect she desires
yeah, okay, get off the computer moon heca
don't you dare get earth heca to falseflag either

>> No.44526706

>>44526690
Eirin is a murderhobo

>> No.44526795

>>44526690
Eirin has been around since before they invented sex, and she was too old to try it when it finally became popular.

>> No.44526854

>>44526706
I love murderhobos and sociopaths

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>>44526703
Crying hecka is justice

>> No.44527017
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Simply put, 2hus are virgins in the absence of male 2hus. No male 2hus exist* and thus they are pure unless implied otherwise. Humans and youkai of both sexes exist in the background of the setting and thus can have sex and some would not be pure. Kourin exists and proves that female youkai have sex with human men.
Kourin himself is an outlier to the aforementioned rule, as despite being the only male 2hu he is far too dense and focused on his hobby of collecting and poorly identifying garbage to sell and eliminated himself from the gene pool; however, he does serve to give an idea of what the child of man and monster may turn out to be. I fear for the anons who wish to have many, or choose youkai that pop them out in litters. You have some wrangling to do.

>> No.44527067

>>44484620
aww

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Nobody ever goes near her due to her bad luck, let alone will have sex with her. Also she probably isn't the cleanest.

>> No.44527441

>>44527367
Yeah, she's perfect

>> No.44527616

>>44527441
Perfect for what?

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>>44527616
treating nicely

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>>44527616
Cheek nuzzling
Neck nibbling
Ear whispering
Hand holding
Lip smooching
Armpit licking
Tit suckling
Rib drumming
Tummy kissing
Pussy creamping
Ass ravaging
Thigh fondling
Toe cleansing
God, I fucking love Shion.

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>>44526703
You know how this went last time, Sanae.

>> No.44529851

>>44502242
>>44502124
Source?

>> No.44530011

>>44529851
Nevermind found it

>> No.44530452

>>44430471
All of them. 2hus are aware that babies are delivered by the stork when two people hold hands, so they've never had sex.

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>>44524509
>>44525899
>>44526563
hecatia-sama... please, it's heartbreaking...
a-at least you aren't like athena-san...

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>> No.44534168

>>44479625
explain

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Tenshi
Her retarded fat ass didn't knew she could just get her cheeks clapped by men if she finds life boring.

>> No.44534485

>>44534439
Tenshi doesn't even know what a dick is, she thinks piss is stored in the balls

>> No.44534569
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>>44534485
True True

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>>44526627
And why does he keep doing that? It's because Heca obaa-san has been teasing him all day and he really needs to blow off steam afterwards. Such a lewd body does not belong on a virgin.
>>44530668
I know it's heart-breaking to see Zeus gnashing his teeth while Hecatia casually rests her breasts on his head while she's hugging him, but he just needs to accept that his auntie is off-limits.

>> No.44535636

>>44534439
her celestial hymen is too strong for an ordinary man to pierce

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>> No.44535809

>>44535653
I can't decide which one's sluttier.

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>>44535653
Two kinds of virgins, neither wears a bra or panties.

>> No.44535840

>>44535653
no, chiyari! you will ruin your only shirt!

>> No.44537910

>>44535840
what's wrong with pulling top first?

>> No.44542565

>>44537910
The pulling motion stretches the fabric in a single point. Do it long enough and it'd tore the part right around the neck.
Also she got a horn. If she weren't careful it'd poke through the shirt.

>> No.44542668

>>44535825
there is no way in hell that heca doesn't wear black panties

>> No.44542838

>>44542565
I don't care if I get to see Chiya-chan's tummy clench as she struggles to get the shirt all the way off.

>> No.44544654

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111509051

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>>44535653
you know I've been thinking about this all day and I only just realised that when it says bottom first, it means pulling it UP from the bottom
my dumb ass was sitting here trying to figure out how she would get it off her body if she tried to pull it downwards instead of upwards

>> No.44545031

>>44544654
Too big. TOO BIG.

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>>44542668
Hecatia thinks it's exciting that someone could see her private parts at any moment, and she's completely unbothered with the idea of showing off her massive, colorful bush to the world.
Eirin is the one who wears black panties.

>> No.44547015

>>44545185
Does she shave?

>> No.44547027

>>44547015
She shaves it into a red heart shape, yellow star, or blue globe, depending on the body

>> No.44547768

>>44527704
I want kiss each one of Shion's toes

>> No.44548329

>>44547768
Imagine the feet fungus

>> No.44551574

>>44548329
That's more her sister's gimmick.

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both of the people in this picture are virgins

>> No.44554202

>>44554122
Not for long.

>> No.44556635

>>44554122
Only the chupacabra. I've already got Remi on our second child. Our wedding was great. I took her to Chuck e Cheese on our honeymoon. It was Sakuya's suggestion as long as she got to take pictures. Not sure what that's about but it worked, though the two of us can't find all the scrap books for whatever reason. Flan broke one of the machines and Koakuma had to be escorted out for.....reasons.....

>> No.44556854

>>44430471
The neet one

>> No.44556904

Shameimaru is a virgin because her personality is so slutty she turns people off before they can dick her and she's so annoying people who do fuck sluts can't stand her.

>> No.44557043

>>44554122
Banned for gaming crimes

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