/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44524079
hatter thread
i desire for big booty hatter momster gf

I curse this thread with the might of fox burgers

>>44524092
I do enjoy thicker mushrooms with my meals.

The owls are not what they seem

latin american kiki

>>44524096
Burgers, out of poor senko??

>>44524092
>>44524108
>tfw ywn have a thick hatter momster that loves messing with you by using her massive ass to tease you

>>44524092
fpbp

hellwan love

>>44524092
!

>>44524131
Its what I both need and expect from my mushrooms.

>>44524145
This is the sort of figure i need on my hatter.
Also why I'm going to head to wonderland.

>>44524130
Domestic maidos are protesting lax border security allowing a flood of illegal latin american maidos into threads who will work longer hours for less mana.

>>44524205
>Less mana
So they say...

>>44524205
maybe they should go outside and get a man?

>>44524118
Yeah, they might seem quite and dignified but then on your honeymoon night you find out you married a screech owl.

>tail vore

>>44524145
imagine the bounce of those cheeks while she walks....

Apophis is a good girl and will not try to bite you, unless you interact with her in any way.

>>44524289
Of course she might also go out of her to talk to you if you ignore her, you know, to be nice.
Of course this also means you're interacting with her...

>>44524289
pov you said hi to her at the water cooler

>>44524310
flavor holes

>>44524326
That is probably the most low quality image I’ve seen on here.

shroom mommy milkies....

>>44524357
I fucked it up.

>>44524363
That really bing bing 1 ups my wahoos.

Happy unwedding day

>>44524289
Okay, I will avoid her. She's out of my league anyway.

Is there any Don Quixote esque fanfic for MGE out there?

>>44524390
Hebi doesn’t like your stupid jokes, you’re playing with fire Anon.

Wonderland is too silly and I'll be leaving immediately

>>44524479
u sure?

>>44524289
Well I don't want to speak to her now.

10k words on my hatter/ocelomeh/sahuagin fic. Happy to see a hatter thread.

>>44524547
didn't ask, lol.

>>44524547
i do care, whats the plot without spoilers?

>>44524501
Absolutely. Just look at that she can't even wear pants correctly!

>>44524363
>disgusting size
>human woman
Well, this is terrible. I can already tell this is going to be a shitty thread where anons spam human women in hats.

>>44524581

>>44524585
fuck off mge faggot, nobody gives a shit about those crappy designs.

>>44524594
it seems you do care tho with your demeanor

My favorite region is Zipangu and no ammount of Asshatter will change that.

>>44524604
Monster girls?

Schizo is on the run again? It's mofu time.

>>44524605
k, here u go

>>44524581
>>44524594
>Mick being this bootyblasted
Don't you think it's time to kill yourself already?

>>44524611
his nickname "schizo mick" is well deserved after all

>>44524627
>>44524626
>seething this hard
get over it, jesus.

Smug kejourou shortstacks

>>44524570

Some years after Portals open, guy who really likes nature gets permission to explore wilderness in demon realms. Catch is he has to get 2 tour guide to escort him, an eccentric technophile hatter and an honourable, but ruthless ocelomeh. Hes not happy about being babysat, and was luck would have it, they both really enjoy hunting.

Consequently, they make a game out of it. They allow him to go off on his own, but will be hunting him with a days head start. Cue him getting his feet wet in wacky demon realm nature, including a mostly mute sahuagin.

tldr earth guy gets hunted by monsters.

>>44524635
You're the one who threw a tantrum when someone posted a monster girl

>>44524594
>>44524635
least obvious false flagger

>>44524652
No monster girl has been posted. We have standards here, take your cosplay somewhere else.

>>44524605
What if we put a shiitake matango into a dress suit?

>>44524660
shiitake hatter or truffle hatter?

Ye ye okay we all had our turn laughing at mick, now go back to posting monster girls and let him rot with his obsessions

>>44524652
that aint a monster >>44524363
thats just a girl in a hat.
>muh hatter
hatters have distinct mushroom like hats, that hat is not mushroom like.

>>44524637
My smug, small but big wife.
Hair bra is a must.

post fat assed monsters

>>44524664
The "kejourou" art is pushing it too.

>>44524605
That's my favorite region too. It has lots of great monster girls

>>44524663
Deploy the Bogeys.

>>44524617
Kogasa!?

>>44524662
Portabello
Need my big shroom.

>>44524638
>earth guy gets hunted by monsters.
I love settings where monstergirls hunt their would to be husbands for sport(and pleasure) Lying traps that fuck with his mind or senses, toying with him, letting him escape when it would seem he doesnt have an out, wearing him out until he colapses in exhaustion and they slowly, sensually aproach him, swaying their hips seductively in a victory stroll towards their well earned prize.

>>44524663
here you go, buddy.

>>44524691
My beautiful children

>>44524637
Imagine that Kej except flat chest

>>44524675
Hair bra is why they never feel the need to buy any normal ones. They could make you grope them from behind and carry you, making your hands into a "bra"

I have a mighty need

>>44524702
so how would be she? tall and meaty with a massive hat?

>>44524721
Or a tall and flat kej

>>44524728
>Always has a few strands of hair wrapped around her chest.
>Has actually practiced making designs with them to 'show off' her chest.
>Then there's the one Anon basically getting Kidnapped by a kej, wrapped up in her hair with his hands pinned to her chest as she walks along.
Truly they are creatures of elegance.

>>44524736
Reaching into the 7ft range, exceptionally meaty, and with a wide, sunhat style hat.
Or maybe just an overly large tophat.

>>44524594
>>44524635

>>44524761
Sometimes I wonder what it takes for someone to replace reality with something of their own design.

Time goes by slowly

>>44524706
Well, even with a days head start he's going to have a tough time. If getting hunted down by THE hunter monster isnt enough, then also being perused by what is essentially clayton but a madhatter and a sahuagin who hasnt seen a man besides her dad in her her life, certainly will be. I hope to have it done before october.

So how do you think MGs deal with human criminals/thugs/shitheels

Do they just throw them into the nearest Zombie/Devil Bug pit or do they hand them off to Mindflayers with a real “I can fix him” itch?

>>44524761
What other series would replace it anyways, that the majority of all the other monster girl franchises out there are really bad or just generic isekai shit that aren’t really monster girl settings at all.

>>44524831
There are a few options
"I can fix him"
Flayer mind rewriting
Ignored and forgotten

>>44524831
Execution in worst case

>>44524831
Undesirables get thrown into the matango pits.

>>44524758
I don't think it would be as spectacular. Small, flat and bottom heavy is the maximum sex body type.

>>44524859
“Mushroom Men” music plays.
https://youtu.be/BovgCknGwo4?si=_wuUxCNgvL1U62Bt

Speaking of writing, it's gonna take me ages to get to this one, but I want some opinions on one aspect of the concept I have. Guy has a (mostly) one species harem that can be potentially pretty numerous. I have two options:
>large number of girls, mostly treated as a collective, might have a more defined "leader"
>small number of girls, all named and with distinct personalities
What do you think would work better?

>>44524886
latter

>>44524832
Reviweers
mgq
everyday life
I'd go further to say what won't replace it because it's a shitty non setting.

>>44524205
In the hugboxx of mge: the Meido Academy would have an inexpensive (practical) entrance exam. Passing it is a guaranteed scholarship. The exam is so hard that only natural meido species can pass it on the first attempt. Yeah, it’s a bit racist, but the exam is affordable.

>>44524914
Just remove the first five lines and you are onto a winner. We can beat this together, friends.

>>44524832
Do not try to understand the damaged mind, lest you want to damage your own in the process

>>44524886
Some monsters like khepri are designed for this, so I would go with 2 or 3 named and the rest npc backfill.
More distinct characters you have, the harder scenes become to write.
Any MG you had in mind?

>>44524638
This sounds good. Exploration, odd couples, sociopathomehs, playful hunting…where can I read it?

>>44524947
Ao3
I havent posted anything yet. I usually just release everything at once, but was thinking of doing this one in batches.

I thought angels were pure.

>>44524886
Its always the second option. Even if you end up choosing the second, you either end up writing a small subset of girls more, or end up writing a series of one night stands. Characters talking and interacting takes both time to read and time in story, so it ends up being confusing
There is also the problem of making characters distinct, and the more characters you write the more they end up overlapping.

>>44524936
oh god, don't tell him to write mgeshit. Make a fun setting full of adventure and risk.

>>44524832
>Monster Musume No Iru Nichijou
Not really viable because despite the world moving on from Darling and his harem with multiple romances, there's still monster boys operating in the background/out of sight.

>Monster Musume No Oisha-san
See above.

>Ishuzoku Reviewers
It's literally a series based around the idea of a sexually liberated society where monster pussy is available whenever you want... for a price. Probably the closest thing to what Anons could feasibly go for, but once again, the existence of monster boys is a deal breaker for plenty of people.

>Monster Girl Quest aka MGQ
Snuff, Plantsect Village, Lack of option to ferociously breed Ilias.

>Centaur no Nayami
Not even really monsters in the traditional sense, actual dystopian society, 'monster' males.

>Modern MoGal! by Han
Furries and monster boys.

>Hitomi-Sensei
Do not.

So yes, for a majority of the Anons here the best options are either MGE or Ishuzoku Reviewers depending on how anal retentive and banal you are about 'Traditional western values'. Guess you might as well homebrew your own stuff or learn to cope. Not your mom.

>>44524936
>Any MG you had in mind?
Devil Bug. If it helps with the choice of the approach, I don't plan on including sex scenes, and thought they could occasionally serve as comic relief.

>>44524994
>there's still monster boy
You know mge has male elves and dwarves, right? Most everything else applies. You might be slow or swallowed too much thread bullshit.

Because elves and dwarf monsterboys are the tip of the iceberg of nasty mge stuff.

>>44524972
Once MGs start claiming boys left and right, (you)r guardian angel is going to make sure those whores can't lay a finger on you.

>>44524759
Never letting you see more than what they allow no matter the angle. Their kimono slips a little too much? Nope, even then.

>>44525007
Elves and dwarves aren't monsters...? They only exist in the lore, anyway, and if you can't self-insert as an elf or w/e you're hopeless.

>>44525007
>Male Dwarfs and Elves
They are so far in the decline that they're easily borderline extinct or far below replacement population levels, especially with more and more of their women monsterizing as time goes on. I brought them up in EMG because Centaurs still use humans as male baiters for what is essentially horse breeding due to the Males of the Species being so lunk headed and stupid it's the only way to get it to work.

>>44525010
I can already hear the smug "Uf-fufufu" as she lets it slip just to snatch away your dreams that she's wearing nothings.
Smug shortstack.

>>44525006
>devil bug
>no sex scenes
Mind elaborating as to what the concept of the story would be?

>>44525022
>Elves and dwarves aren't monsters.
I mean... yeah they are? Elves are probably the most common monster girls around. Dwarves, sadly, are not.

Stop arguing with the Mick's schizo posts, just tell him to kys and report.

>>44525028
Gentle kej shortstack is fine too

>>44525047
>Dwarves, sadly, are not.
Probably because the MGE interpretation of dwarves is foul.

>>44525049
It's like fucking enslaved anon all over again, how did people not learn anything since then.

>>44525049
How about no.

>>44525070
Feeding the trolls is the one ancient tradition on the internet that will never die.

>>44524638
Druella won’t tell you this but the tentacle forests are public territory, you can just walk into them yourself

>>44524092
There's nothing monstrous about her

>>44525006
If you want to use devil bug, then I say go for it. They've got fuck all content.
You written anything before?

>>44525083
>those thinner tentacles below
uh oh

>>44525055
Oh god. the MGE dwarf girl is the worst thing.

>>44525083
Ah, the plant I'm most ashamed to admit liking.

>>44525083
I like my butthole very much unmolested so I avoid those kinda forests like the plague.

>>44524927
>4 sentences
>says remove 5
Where do you want the -1th line, dyscalculia friendo?

>>44525047
Only one type of Dwarf will remain surpreme.

>>44525128
You may not like it, but this is what peak femdom looks like.

>>44525128
>niggerlips
I pass.

>>44525091
She’s a living hentai trope in MG form, compromises must be made

>>44525128
>dick vacuum lips
I smash.

>>44525128
>big lips
i dont care since shes a midget

>>44525041
Without giving away much: dude lives with his Devil Bug harem and one other monster girlfriend. That other monster gf has the opportunity to move somewhere else with her bf and they take the Devil Bugs with them, hijinks ensue.
>>44525090
>You written anything before?
Yeah, my last story was that one about Manticore in the mountains. I do want to finish something else first though and I have no idea when I'll manage to do that.

>>44525174
But consider the standing blowjobs.

>>44525176
If it's you dothog I'm sure it'll be good. Your lich story is still one of my favourites.

>>44525193
i like when the girl needs to pick up to give me a standing blowjob

>>44525176
I didn't like your writing.

>>44525176
It sounds like the Devil bugs are more of a comedy relief than a group of characters, so you might get away wth having more than usual. Sounds like they are just an infestation anon and his gf couldn't get rid of.

>>44525105
You might like it.

>>44525223
No. I don't. I tried with a curious finger in the shower ages ago.

>>44524677
Fat cats.

>>44525053
Also true, a deredere wife with huge tits and a gentle persuasion would be fantastic to come home to.

>you're driving down an empty highway when the portal opens ahead of you
>you don't have time to slow down, but nothing immediately bad happens when you pass through
>you emerge on a different road, somewhere in a vast desert
>the portal collapses, and moments later a massive sandworm emerges behind you

>>44524092
>>44524139
>>44524145
I want to fill up her rectum like a balloon with my seed

>>44524310
>>44524342
Yeah they’re great. Normal apples are bland and unarousing in comparison. I really have to find out where she gets them. I love those apples. I would cOmmiT ReGicidE UsING A ChiLdReN’s CaRD GaME for those flavor hole apples. Urgh. Sorry I get hangry urges and feelings sometimes: the urge to subvert monarchist societies, immunity to verbal cognito-pleasure commands, the flavor shakes, a growing desire to be a henchman. Y’know, the usual.

>>44524677

>>44525229
That's like going to taco bell and deciding you don't like mexican food. This isn't the place for that sort of discussion but you may have a very different experience if you actually put some effort in, use some damn lube, and do the barest amount of research.
>>44525091
Oh yes. Tentacle girls are amazing, but I'm not huge on plant girls.

niggers talk they don´t like MGE but most of the girls they like came from there, besides why you hate the series that made people like this "hobbie" in first place?, if you don´t like it make your own monster girls and your own thread for "elitists" or some shit like that and leave us alone?

>>44524677

>>44524581
nigga be honest at least, most of the monster girls are just woman with some features, some more visible than others

>>44525285
>niggers
How new are you? We have ONE mentally ill irish shitposter on his schizo crusade against KC and MGE for an absurdly petty reason.

>>44525312
sorry the heat of the moment

>>44525312
petty and petit

>>44525223
>>44525284
Faggotry doesn't belong here

>>44525284
The anus is an exit, not an entrance.

>>44525304
Seems like a you issue.

>>44525329
post the full thing you coward.

>>44525343
You do you. Avoid the tentacle forest if you're not into it. Seems like a hot date with the waifu to me though.

>>44525194
Yep, that's me. Glad you liked it!
>>44525217
>Sounds like they are just an infestation anon and his gf couldn't get rid of.
That's one way to put it. I think I'll probably do it the way Anon suggested with his Khepri example. Thanks to Anons who answered!

>>44525285
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.

>>44525346
The one who says that she is just a normal woman is you, I can see that she is a fungus and she has mold growing as part of her body, But since you're a neet who doesn't leave his room, I'm sure your eyes hardly work.

>>44525324
"Never do anything in anger, for you will do everything wrong." - I don't know who said I just read in the main menu for Dawn of War
On that note what monster girl would be most willing to play old ass RTS's with me? I'd guess a hag but they probably can't operate a computer and I imagine more "modern" monsters would be more inclined to play games other people actually play.

>>44525389
sorry i hate mick and NTRcucks thats all

>>44525412
>https://litter.catbox.moe/endvud.png
Hate all you want, it doesn't matter.

>>44525409
thanks for the tip man have a nice day btw gremlins would gladly do that

>>44525409
I have no idea how I managed to miss every "it" in my sentence

>>44525390
In some places the normal women do have mold growing on their bodies.

>>44525425
Did somebody say Gremlin?

>>44525329
How does she do it? One Bapho makes homos and cucks seethe so hard that it could power a city.

>>44525432
Don't be mean to dryads, its moss not mold.

>>44525450
i can sound like a faggot but i don´t like baphos, i don´t likes lolis at all, at least in the sexual sense in the aesthetic sense they seem beautiful to me

>>44525450
Beer? Come back with Gin or Rum then we'll talk.

weeb dragon

>>44525357
why do you want to see it

>>44524677

Post powerful hags

>>44525507
Because it's not real. We know.

>>44525526

>>44525533
Very powerful

>>44525526

>>44525531
You can find it in the reference link from here, its in one of the folders https://skeb.jp/@nean_GOWLD/works/26

>>44525494
GOJIRA

>>44525533
Almost too powerful

>>44525526

>>44525412
Mick is a literal non-issue and the only way to solve NTR is to either use a pneumatic cattle gun, preferably applied to the nape of the neck, or don't kick the hornet's nest because they're basically the furries of the "normie" porn community and will get loud and obnoxious if disturbed. Or just be dramatic and use aerosolized poisons similar to how the Imperium of Man most successfully deals with the Tyranids.

>>44525533
>queen of some generic elf kingdom
>live for like 30000000000000 years
>venus figure
>no man has touched you in your life
>even your nerdy secretary has a husband
>see that a brigade of knights of the order is going to attack your kingdom
>at this point you let them through just to rape the youngest of their recruits

>>44525083
>>44525103
No shame needed. She’s sweet pliable and touch-shy with a guy. For all non-tentacle women she is a fucking Daily Dose(tm) waiting to happen. She is, as the kids say, gangsta. She’ll fizuck up a bitch’s shiznit something awful. She might as well be a MGE gat. Being a Tentacle’s man means getting instant respekt no matter the monster.
>>44525105
The profile implies she won’t probe men unless they literally ask for it. Women, however, get put through the wringer mad hard, and with very little effort from Tentacle-chan.

>>44525547
lmao, another schizo theory dead

>>44525580
Which schizo theory was this?

>>44525545
She's so proud.

>>44525526

>>44525580
The other theory is that puuyo falseflagged to get art from KC, but this isn't true. Neither is the claim that he will get more art each time he is harassed, he had a meltdown in discord the first time it happened and doesn't want it to happen again.

I'm more interested in monster child bearing hips

>>44525589
That he was lying he got the drawing from KC and it was actually AI generated, also cropped to hide the AI fucking up the body.

>>44525626
Cool. Now draw hopefully KC draws a cait sith some haste.

>>44525533
I swear every time this elf is posted, I get a little close to considering them. Especially the version with text about the elf villages becoming a honey trap for adventurers.

>>44525653
>spoiler
I need this image

>>44525653
I too would like to see this

>>44525619
>>44525626
Cool, now maybe retards can finally let the fucking drama die instead of dragging it out.

>>44525653
embrace the tsundere brats and the OLD hags anon make elfs zoophiles by mating with a inferior species

>>44525680
But the drama was playing internet janny and the twitter thing, not the drawing.

>>44524732
to breed?

>>44525692
if you are going to fight do it in the other thread

>>44525692
Don't care take it to Shitcord and fuck off.

the mofu

>>44525006
You had me at Devil Bugs. I’ll read it, if you write it.
>>44524959
Everyone likes completed works but I won’t say no to batches. Give us a name, why don’t ya?

>>44525736
>thinks I use discord
no.

>>44525533
look at that wingless angel!

>>44525744
Dogfaced. When I publish something, I'll link it here.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Legend_of_the_dog_faced_woman/works

>>44525792
write a cait sith story.

>>44525664
>>44525670

>>44525264
I stomp on the gas and pop my Heavy Metal cassette in the tape drive, in the greatest car chase of my life
IT'S YOUR ONE WAY TICKET TO MIDNIGHT
CALL IT HEAVY METAL

>>44525792
Cool and thank you, I couldn’t ask for more.
>>44525838
This is why people tell you to fuck off. I’ll suggest you write it yourself instead.

>>44525873
Is it possible to drive without rhythm? Sandworms are okay, but if I'm getting MGE'd, I'd at least like a chance at something else.

>>44525898
I think I forced out about 3k words of one before giving up, I just wasn't feeling it.
>This is why
Swing and a miss.

Umm anons, you wouldn't actually TOUCH the cow, right? You know it's dangerous to do that, right?

>>44525927
cows are meaty and made for sex

>>44525927
Surrender that thing, your milk. For my morning cereal.

I need correction.

>>44525927
Cow tipping is fun. If they didn't want it to happen they wouldn't be so defenseless while sleeping

>>44525917
Costanzaface.png
If you can call *that* a swing.

>>44525927
But she said it was totally chill. I touched her horn though, she didn't seem to like that.

>>44525927
Why not do it now?
>>44525945
Ask your Haku classmate nicely, she'll gladly help you with any mistakes you've made.

>>44525974
>Ask your Haku classmate nicely, she'll gladly help you with any mistakes you've made.
Bro I'm a depressed, alcoholic wizard.

>>44525974
I bet her house is a hot sloppy mess of paperwork.

>>44525927
Pffff. What could possibly be dangerous about tha

How does bacchus feel about drugs?
Or do they come under the jurisdiction of the great wonderworm in the sky?

>>44525978
That's also the kind of mistake that a youthful gyaru Hakutaku could help fixing.

>>44526000
Probably unlikely. Unless she would speak to me while I get groceries.

New magical realm dropped

>>44526031
This is cute.

>>44525680
The mick still draws breath so no. It doesn't stop until he dies like his ancestors did in the famine.
No Wisp will be there to take him either.

>>44526031
>Hossass
I have complicated feelings on how they delivered it, but there is plenty of Asstoria on the cover. What is this anyway?

>>44526031
Looks like some painfully generic western shit
>/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44526082
just a ttrpg

>>44525987
I will ‘go out on a limb’ and suggest that Bacchus approves of drugs — if used for charity, friendship, and non-date raep. The Wonderworm is a good idea, like a popular helper ie Black Peter and Rudolf.

>>44525927
i wish for cow hag

>>44526115
Just marry the gyaru now and wait. You can't lose.

Always remember—if you encounter a monster in the wild, just play dead! Works every time.

>>44526115
what is this cow doing!

>>44525974
>Fun fact: hakutaku milk helps you learn better!
>How does that work, haku-chan?
>I-I can read your textbook to you while you s-suck my breasts...

>>44526130
>see a massive, scarred, muscle-bound Salamander approaching you
>try to play dead in desperation
>she takes notice
>"What the hell, I was trying to look intimidating and this guy just went to take a nap when he saw me? Holy shit, he must be really powerful!"

>>44525927
>"A gyaru! A gyaru! My kingdom for a gyaru! my kingdom for a gyaru!"
>t. Richard III before being smothered to Death by oni in lepard pelts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNJPpGnHp3w

>>44526126
no imma get her single aunt
>>44526158
>tfw this will never happen to you

>>44526158
Based and vegan-friendly!

>>44526164
Not bad, still better in the original Klingon.

>>44526164
>jokingly say this as you walk out of your apartment to go to work
>suddenly ever girl in the building is a blonde when you comeback

>>44525987
Likely ambivalent or doesn't care. Keep in mind that in certain parts of Ancient Greece, the poppy, from which opium is made and was used/abused by Romans and Greeks was most commonly associated with Persephone's mother Demeter.

Dionysus/Bacchus was more about drunken revelry, madness, bountiful harvests and getting absolutely shitfaced.

>>44526207
>>44526164
"I have put my life upon a cast and will stand the hazard of a die"
Is a really badass line ngl

>>44525742
>Only-fox harem
Oh no, they discovered my weakness.

>>44526031
cute harpy

>>44526115
More loli cows for me then

>>44526214
Yeah, drugs beyond alcohol are more kesaran/wonderworm territory (and maybe a few trolls that grow dank stuff)

>>44525917
You want a Cait Sith story go ask about it in a furry writefaggotry thread, not here. Fuck off.

>>44526214
>>44525987
>>44526108

>Go to Bacchus priest and ask this question
>Expect her to bust out a book or some theological debate transcipt
>Nope
>Looks to sky
>Hey Bacchus!
>...
>SUP!
>How do you feel about speed
>...
>HOLY SHIT
>GIVE ME A MINUTE.
>LET ME JUST REMOVE THE COMEDOWN
>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

Monstergirls are EVIL! Don't trust them!

>>44526208
Need to stroke that chitin

>>44526161
>tfw she realizes she must go ALL OUT in this ULTIMATE BATTLE of DESTASITY(sic)
>she body checks you so hard that it leaves a crater
>both of you wake up in the hospital half a week later
>she awkwardly tips back a energy drink with her cast-covered arm
>she asks “w-was it good for you too?”

>>44526280
This is the monster girl thread, same thing.

>>44525619
puuyo got art one time and we just proved that. That means that if he gets harassed he'll get more. so you point is invalid.

>>44526316
No puuyo that's not a login form nooooooooo.

>>44526316
so please make my day bro. please do it again bro. I really want more kc art.

mick also kill yourself. I'm tired of getting dm's from retards about you acting a fool on 4reddit. I hate this website. I don't want to visit this place, but its constant drama with your retards. FUCK OFF

And what's really laughable is how much I get blammed for all this shit.

You guys realize that there are other people (I know this hard for sub 80 iq morons)

That talk with KC besides me right?
There are 5 btw. incase you can't do the math. So please continue to blame me for everything you obsessively stalk everything I do..

I feel like I owe every one of your mother's child support. Because I've become your father at this point.

>>44526227
Fair and realistic. Personally I prefer: cry havoc and let slip the pitbull to maul a child. 4chan, it ruins lives and quotes! I should quote Hamlet’s line about casting away memory for revenge…but I can’t remember it.

>>44526154
She wants in, anon. To give you her milk

>>44526316
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>>44526356
>Falseflagging this hard
Jesus Christ just fuck off already.

>>44526365
ni hao.

>>44526316
>That means that if he gets harassed he'll get more
Untrue, this would encourage him to be more provocative and falseflag for more free art but instead claims this to discourage others from bullying him

>>44526356
I give no fucks about and don’t track netdrama. Probably the same for most. Just move the fuck on, and talk about something else, man.

>>44526304
>>44526316
>>44526324
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>>44526382
Fuck off mick, go shit up /trash/ with the other gay furry blackedcucks

>>44526260
Fun fact, loli cows are the only way to get milk made in Sabbath lands.
Goats don't make enough milk to support the industry there.

My feelings on dormice have increased a lot
Though making sure they sleep soundly when you go to work seems a bit worrying

Pharaoh after she told anon to go fuck himself!

>>44526406
Just buy a heated body pillow and cover it in your scent. She'll be fine. Alternatively, take her to work.

>>44526406
If an artist shows up I'd love a dormouse dressed as Snow white or sleeping beauty

>>44526168
How does he draw them so soft...

Fun fact, Gremlins are who you go to if you want mechanical mishaps.
Dark Mages or Liches are who you go to if you want to see potion based mayhem.

>>44526415
And he immediately stripped off and started jacking off inches away from her face? Because that seems like the sensible thing to do.

>>44526399
the "ha ha I accidentally put my name in" false flag is nearly as old as imageboards itself, is the swarthy argentine out of ideas?

>>44526396
They can't or won't move on because past the whole debacle with Wightfag or The Mick™, they're not even remotely relevant to the 4chan sub-community for MGE. But you know, instead of staying in their own fucking lanes or communities ( Like Mick on /vg/ ), people have to come in here and shit up the place when a vast majority of anons just want to vibe and talk about monster girls. It doesn't help that the most vocally autistic of the bunkerschizos almost immediately out themselves by posturing with a superiority complex while preferring either Discord or the hollowed out corpse of Hotwheelschan run by a dude who believes in sun demons possessing people rather than, once again, just vibing.

But enough about that. Have a Yuki-Onna who lactates frozen yoghurt to cool you off on these annoyingly hot summer days.

>>44526456
Always an argument over the jurisdiction of alchemy and material science between gremlins, dark mages and dwarves.

The sign signifies trust and safety.

>>44526494
I'm a bit sick of you acting all high and mighty and trying to shift blame to your favorite scapegoat (a completely different imageboard) while writing big fucking screeds about how little you care about them, good fucking lord get a grip

>>44526535
Yes, you can trust that you will be raped and your sperm will be escorted to her waiting ovum in safety.

>>44526494
/vg/ told me to come here to talk about cait sith because it is not part of a monster girl game.

>>44526532
There's a lot of issues going on in the fields of science because of it.
Granted, its not like many people expect a lich to be performing mechanical science or a dwarf to know magical rituals.

>>44526494
Yup, the Internet’s still full of crazy. Used to be (most) folks were polite enough not to ‘cross the streams’, but here we are.
>Sun demons
Lol no.
>Litch frogurt
Aw yiss. There’s a lot of lactation stuff lately. Oxytocin thirst, I reckon.

Smile with slimes.

american dryad

>>44526547
>Acting all high and mighty
Ah yes, because it's totally a fun time when people likely not from these threads comes in, spews liquid diarrhea about how none of the Anons here will ever affect 'the people who actually matter'. Give you balls a tug and sod off.

>>44526560
There's a pretty good reason why people don't talk about Cu or Cait Sith.

>>44526569
>Lich frogurt
Undead breast milk is slightly fermented so while it won't taste quite as nice as a nice cold glass of Holstaur milk would still probably have its market amongst Italians.

>>44526647
I prefer her Scandinavian sister
Isn't she good
Norwegian wood

>>44526647
Mighty fine piece of Oak she is.

>>44526655
but she isnt as sturdy as she
>>44526681
mighty heavy as well

>>44526653
>There's a pretty good reason
I never heard it.

>>44526711
99.99% of Anons in this thread don't want to deal with the faggotry that furries invite. Simple as.

>>44526711
Furshit is banned outside of /b/ and /trash/.

>>44526535
Make sure to imitate that sign as well to show that you trust them!

>>44526675
It’s bizarre, but the brain-jacking foxfire seems less icky.

>>44525547
anyone got the pic?

>>44526732
Yes, this is an sfw board...

>>44526744
Drive got locked since ya'll wanted to fuck around.

>>44526794
lmfao. What did anons do?

>>44526803
No idea but it's been locked since people want to be trifling and harangue a guy who doesn't even use this imageboard.

>>44526647
Going to visit her orchard.

>>44526815
Maybe he just did that because he knew it was posted here.

>>44526815
I just wanted to see the kc drawing

>>44526843
Part of my point. There are people who are in contact with him that likely let him know shenanigans were afoot and he locked it because what's on his Google Drive is frankly not the business of Anons on 4chan. Simple as.

>>44526861
So you are saying discorders post here and snitched? How expected.

>>44526874
Does it really matter?

>>44526815
I vaguely recall that he’s an open baphfag, who is fully potatofu’d. More pertinently, he’s using this crappy website much like the rest of us. One-of-us.ogg. 4chins: you’ll never get the stick off!

Step 1: Stop trying to have any kind of a discourse with schizo mick, rationality is wasted on a loony bin escapee and you're encouraging him to whine more about his gay retard grudge by giving him the impression you consider him a person instead of a disease
Step 2: Report all his shitposts

It's just that simple.

Any Starfield frens here?

What are the best mamono to travel the starts with?
Which would made good co-pilots and crew members?

>>44526919
Step 3: Get banned by mods because false reports is a bannable offense

>>44526944
I'm actually not sure where constant calls to arms go on that scale, really. Annoying, though.

>>44526939
Slimes in zero gravity would be really weird.

>>44526958
Hold your breath, she's fallen asleep and started free floating.

>>44526919
No one fucking cares. ALL of y’all suck as dramatic personae, hence the discussion of Monstergirls. Do your petty shitflinging yourself, and on your own time. You uninteresting fucks.

>>44526906
>Open Baphofag
Oh no!? Anyway.

>>44526939
>What are the best mamono to travel the starts with?
Shogs
>Which would made good co-pilots and crew members?
Shogs

a fox

>>44526944
>>44526977
Exhibit A: Mick trying to scaremonger and demoralize people to not report his blatant trolling and retardition.

Exhibit B: Atleast one furfag in the previous thread got posts nuked, the mick is possibly ban evading right now and doesn't want the mods to notice.

>>44526958
The lack of gravity would give her a workout!
>>44526975
>tfw she goes total sphere

>>44526939
>What are the best mamono to travel the starts with?
Automaton.
>Which would made good co-pilots and crew members?
Automaton.

>>44527000
>anyone who knows how this website works is the same guy
>anyone who calls me retarded is the same guy
k, have fun getting smacked by the mods for spamming reports on random people when you can't even tell who is who

>>44526977
surprised you didn't try to blame bunkerchan for something in this post. trying to run interfenrence for mick shits up the thread far more than then "bunkerschizos" ever have, and you are clearly doing it maliciously because it's very easy to see how mick's constant troll posts drag down the threads

>>44527001
beware the gravity sphere slime
Imagine drifting in space, no way to control your movement, and then you just see a slime slowly, very slowly, drift towards you, just faster than you are drifting

>>44527011
She must be named either Otto or Manuel. Don't dare make a joke about it.

>>44527018
I can speed up by throwing my clothes at her.

>>44527000
>Everything is a squabble between petty internet shit flingers.
I’m not him. I’m not involved in your shit. Stop trying to make this a place about brigading — and therefore spawning more petty-fuck drama. It’s uninteresting to everyone but petty-fucks.

Discuss monstergirls, ya sad fucks.

>>44526944
never been a problem for me, so I wouldn't worry about it

>>44527037
i wpnder how sad one could be to fight not even politics but about some guy that just draw monster girls, i hope irland gets destroyed and that mick fucker dies

>>44527037
Surely you can explain how ignoring and reporting a completely insane shitposter is perpetuating drama?
Surely you have a well thought out logical reason for your stance, and you aren't just trying to discourage people from using the report feature correctly against you?

>>44527037
this is just concern trolling at this point

>>44527056
shush, I'm looking at baphomet art right now. Might post later, idk.

>>44527027
Technically correct, creative, and worth a bunch of points in the evasion phase! Let’s check with the judges…ooh. Not enough points to reach escape velocity, AND that nudity WILL hurt you in the upcoming sexxxo er grappling round.

This, by the way, is a discussion on monstergirls. Funny that.

>>44527090
I'm only interested in 100% American baphomets.

>>44527109
you're really good at undermining whatever point you try to make with catty behavior

>>44527119
ALL the baphomets are american anon

>>44527023
>Not naming her eManuel
Missed opportunity.

>>44527056
I don't know but his grudge against Puuyo and KC is both hilarious and sad at the same time.

>>44524139
I can only get so hard, Anon
Don't post monster girls that rub their booty against your boner. Especially not wonderland girls like Dormouse and Chesh

>>44526744
Is nobody really going to help you out?

>>44527125
Yeah, it's really sad to see a guy who only gets credit for annoy on a guy who only draws monster girls.

>>44527124
Canadians aren't Americans.

>>44527165
Give your balls a tug

>>44527185
Fuck you Shoresy

>>44527149
She's rubbing it against your MIND BONER.

>>44527191
Fuck you anon, top up my Timmies card I'm getting hungry and your dad's asking for hugs again!

>>44527165
no baphomet is from canada, there are only fags there

>>44527221
Baphomet was originally a French creation made to discredit the Knights Templar. So of course the fucking Quebecois would import the loli goats en masse because they're the "Real French".

>>44527205
FUCK YOU SHORESY YOU'RE NOT MY MOM

>>44527059
Listen up, since this will hurt some feelings and melt brains. I’ve never used the report/ignore feature — instead I use my own internal ignore feature, like an adult. 4chan is one of the few places that folks can say ‘off-the-wall’ stuff. The entire idea and conceit of monstergirls is a crazy notion.

Screeching to censor on 4chan will always be uncool. This place can’t exist when people behave like that. Obviously.

Rather than beg and plead for someone to help me CENSOR someone ON 4CHAN LIKE A HYPOCRITE, I can always simply insult them myself. Or if that’s too much effort for such petty shit…I can deal with non-petty non-retarded posts.

Now THAT’S fucking simple. Brigadefags are petty retards. If you want to b&n someone so badly, then do it your fucking self. Or…act like an adult and read something else.

Brigades are inherently transparent btw. Trying to control 4chan is a fool’s game.

>>44527106
Yeti-san please.
Its not even fall

>>44527194
She would be both the best and worst wife. Can't even enjoy a cup of coffee without her hijinx and lame outdated memes. But she loves you and you have to put up with her nonsense that makes you love her and infuriates you at the same time. I suspect she is intentionally aggravating just so you pounce on her and demolish her holes.

>>44527266
GET IN THE FUCKING BAG

>>44527249
Well, now I think about it. Canada has one of the highest rates of pedophilia sooooo

>>44527266
Wickety-wack get in the sack!

>>44527260
>it's the mobilefaggot mick defender
fucking called it, really weird how this guy ONLY shows up when someone shits on Mick even if he spends multiple hours shitting up a thread

>>44527221
Psssh. There's a bunch of Canadian mamono.
>When the portals opened, Canada, the US, and Russia all agreed to allow a handful of Ice Queens and their retinues of ice mamono to live near the arctic circle.
>This would, in theory, reverse global warming and restore the balance in Earth's climate.
>Unfortunately, what actually happened was that the spectacle of bringing these mamono to remote locations kept attracting thrill seekers who inevitably married them.
>And Ice Queens output dramatically less cold when they're getting plowed on the regular.
>There are now several dozen winter-themed villages and towns with gradually increasing populations and all 3 countries are allowing more and more Ice Queen immigration.
>Eros is ecstatic as hooking up Ice Queens has suddenly become essentially a matter of helping them fill out visa paperwork and waiting a bit.

>>44525882
Clumsy little cow needs to learn she shouldn't play near wooden structures that break easily. Then I give her a hug.

>>44527279
>>44527272
I will not get bagged by the Yeti black-ops teams!

>>44527275
>Baphomets
>Le pedophilia

>>44527284
>it’s the illiterate brigade precursor
>trying to convince people to do shit for him
You’re a precursor to some boring as shit. Talk about monstergirls, motherfucker.

>>44527303
>WHfag trying to pretend he's in good company
Kill yourself along with that other fag crying about lolis.

>>44527313
Go suck your furfag buttbuddy's cock in hell, faggot.

I will have a mofu-to-go.

>>44527313
mick don´t have to pay rent he lives rent free in the head of everyone here, it´s that hard to not talk about the nigger who is a troll?

>>44527260
>ask retard defending one of the most autistic shitposters ever left unaborted to explain himself
>reveals the full extent of his retardition
lmao

>>44527302
>Shitpost on 4mon about how you'll never get bagged by Yeti black ops
>Some namefag 'Black Filia' responds
>'That's fine. You don't have a choice in the matter.'
>Dated picture from your roof in a claw written on what looks like century's old paper
>Start shitposting harder, call the namefag out for falseflagging about how she's on your roof
>A dingy bell falls down the chimney and out your living room's fireplace, inscribed with the words 'Gruß vom Krampus'
>Get sacknapped by a horny Krampus
>Mamano on 4mon mocking you as you get drug off and she shitposts about how light you are despite claiming to be a 6'5 gigachad

>>44527327
Stellar monstergirl discussion, absolutely fucking riveting. How much of your brain-space is filled with that bullshit? I come here to engage my brain’s excessive monstergirl related bullshit, man.

>>44527333
the dude comes by to pay rent every day. it's clear which one has the obsession

>>44527270
>I suspect she is intentionally aggravating just so you pounce on her and demolish her holes.
Yes, that is her plan.

>>44527357
fwiw I think some MGE drama is going down. As per usual.

>>44527317
BIG Holstaurs.

>>44527368
all because someone posted a link to the kc pic

>>44527368
Drama’s always a bad tiding. Got a MG on your mind lately?

>>44527368
It's just the mick and his dicksuckers from /trash/ going into full damage control mode again, trying to convince people not report them when they shit up the thread

>>44527357
>non-stop posting about how the mick is some misunderstood victim and how everyone else is the problem
>but no guys I really just wanna post about monster girls!
fuck off

>>44527376
Maybe? I really don't know. It might be slightly more major than that. But I'm sure we'll find out soon!
>>44527379
mgs in armor. I like when my monster girls dress capably.

>>44527119
>bapho keeps eating like this
>eventually starts hearing "she's big enough to be an adult..." comments from other sabbath members
>runs to the group's big brother
>"i-im not fat, right?!?!"
>he says that she isnt, and she walks off happily
>in reality, she IS fat, but he wants a bodypillow to hug at night.