/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44462345
Miniwurm wranging, a very difficult task you have to take care of in the fairy village.

Love is a battlefield, but the way into a woman's heart goes through her stomach

>>44462370
Fun fact, many monster girls can be convinced to assist you with fresh garlic bread.

>>44462356
>be Park Ranger anon
>when you're not chasing bears who steal picnic baskets you're playing sheriff in Fairy Villages
What a job

irish repellant

k, i made the thread with the wide wurm since I fucking hate that mick
but since here is active, imma sta here and abandon m thread

Ignore the shitpost OP and use this one

so how do i level up in mge, do I have sex with the monster at the level up bonfire?

post songs that will be in Top 1 popular tab after portals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ9usrpAPao

>>44462374
WARNING: Do not try this with vampires. They will lose themselves due to the garlic and end up raping you like your common succubus. Such a disgraceful act.

Maxing out the cooking skill to beat monsters without combat. Can't get raped if the monster is in a food coma!

>>44462476
>mama, why am I not like my younger sisters?

>>44462423
Weird how we’ve never seen the full picture.

>>44462476
Pranking vampires by putting garlic extract in their wine

>>44462494
I think it's AI art and this is probably the best that got made.

The eternal cycle of Jub

>>44462526
>utterly mind broken
"verification not required"

I want to propose to a wight only for her to ohohoho at me before saying she accepts.

>>44462515
That's just a waste of good wine. Also that's a really nice looking vampire.

>mfw I tell a holst hag I'm allergic to boobs to stop her from sweaternapping me and she actually believed me
She looked so heartbroken over the idea her breasts were bad for me but at least I'm still a free man. Just hope she doesn't do some research and find out I'm lying... hags aren't that smart, right?

>>44462623
Local Sabbath thanks you for the new recruit.

>>44462476
Please, its not rape.
She is, uh, conquering.
Far more noble than the common 'rape' of the succ.

To Succubus knights, riding a horse (non-euphemistically) and riding a man (euphemistically) are such similar skills that experience with one is comparable with experience in the other. What other skills in being a lover can be transferred to non-sexual abilities?

>>44462566
I wish to wake up to sleeping on a mega hag wight

>>44462649
That’s fucking evil yet funny

>>44462566
I want to see (and feel) a wight gradually change from an easily flustered tsundere loli into the playful and elegant profile girl, and then experience what your post says.

>>44462638
Oh of course that’s what she will claim. That’s what she will tell your future dhampire and vampire kids. All behind a bright red face as you remind her of how passionate she was during your first time together and every time after.

>>44462566
>"Ohohoho"
>Oh, she's rejecting me. What was I thinking?
>"Sorry for bothering you."
>Anon leaves looking downcast.
>Wight running after Anon.

>>44462639
angling your fishing rod and angling the cock
only the OG good grandsons get this

Ke-jou-rou~

>>44462638
It's the vampire's burden to civilize humanity (through rape)

>>44462787
The drain is clogged up again...

>>44462720
>Rape? Don't be preposterous! I was merely conquering my Count-consort as was my noble right.
>I WAS NOT IN HEAT!

>>44462793
Truly theirs is a burden fit only for their noble shoulders.

>get a job at a sabbath branch kinda out of the way
>fat chance there's many men around willing to travel
>recruiter almost spills spagetti since someone actually responded
>secretary job
>its clearly a trophy job
>you will have none of that though
>don your three piece suit
>secure your anti-rape whistle and spray(lemon scented)
>have your notebook and pens ready
>first day
>all the girls are way too flustered to be around you for long
>almost no one approaches you aside your boss
>for the best, all these girls in way to lewd uniforms is bad for the self-restraint
>main bapho in charge greets you herself
>shes barely able to look at you and stammer out a greeting before leaving a gift basket with some of those demon fruits and other goodies(its all aphrodisiacs or other kinds of lewd toys, the massagers neat at least)
>towards the end of the day no ones really hit on you nor tried anything much to your surprise
>hang out with one of the few men there and his imouto
>you make mention that everyone's been really hands-off so far and you haven't even had to use the spray you brought
>they seem a bit embarrassed before mentioning that the way you dress is too lewd so its been intimidating them
>they ask if all portal humans wear such lewd clothing
>they thought people were more prudish there

>>44462683
I want to turn my clumsy dumb zombie maid into a Wight, if you know what I mean

>>44462793
A noble task they have been assigned to do. Making sure humanity can have a small amount of the seer level of nobility vampires possess.
>>44462809
>I AM NOT A VAMPIRE BAT
>Yes he does cook all of my meals. That doesn’t mean anything!

>>44462345
>dragoncels edition
Why are these stinky neets trying to shove themselves into everything?
Literal we wuz'es

>>44462837
>get a job at almost any sabbath
>all the girls there avoid the topic of age whenever possible
>get a job at Momonika's sabbath
>all the girls you meet tell you their ages when they introduce themselves

>>44462804
I hope you're not implying that she's responsible.

>>44462345
Beware the wurmcoil anon. When they grow up they will come together to ensure you all cum together.

Zombies can't be maids
They are too dumb and slow to perform chores or serve properly
Leave maidhood to professionals

I have a bomb that will release a mixture of Megamorphosis and Raging Mushroom set to go off in a congregation of Sabbath members and their big brothers. It's for the purpose of an experiment to see if Sabbath members can be mindbroken into preferring an adult body.

>>44462890
anon, wurms are not prideful, they rather throw themselves at the gu they like literally

>>44462890
Wurms actually can score unlike the winged tsunderes.

>>44462953
Ms zombie is my emotional support meido that can occasionally actually make iced tea right without comically spilling it on me and starting to vigorously suck it all off of my clothing. She can stay

i want to join the sabbath. where do i start

>>44463018
Go outside and loudly yell, 'I love little girls. I want to fuck young girls'
You'll find an application to join in your mailbox tomorrow morning

>>44462852
I'm not really into the zombie and I prefer the young Wight->fully grown Wight path to the Zombie->Wight path, but there's a lot of similarities in appeal.

what is better tall extra meaty zomibe or tall extra meaty wight

>>44463115
Yes, either way we win.

KONsider the following

>"Time for your injection, Anon!"

>>44463155
i think this undead cow is getting a bit uppity since it seems like she hasn't been milked in a long time

>>44462423
>irish repellant
I don't get it

>>44462837
>work in the kitsune branch of the sabbath
>always have a fox clinging onto me.
>always the center of cuddlepiles
>almost always is there some tall person problem that needs to be solved somewhere
>whenever i sit down there is always a fox that wants to sit on my lap
>for lunch im begged by at least a dozen foxes to make some fried tofu
>naptime is right after, have to make sure everyone in the building is in a comfortable spot, the boss is waiting in my office because she likes to sleep on my lap
>doing some computer work while everyone else is asleep
>thinking about everything that i left behind on earth in order to cross the portal.
>look down
>the boss is laying in my lap with a blissful smile on her face
>...
>it was worth it
>give her a headrub before getting back to work.

what is the better high class undead
wight, lich, or jiangshi?

if a haku is undead, is she still smart but cant speak or move all that well right after or do you need to fuck her to get her to wight so she can become smart again?

Can you name all these monster girls from their nicknames formed over the years:
>sleep mouse
>zap weasel
>tism wan
>hot dog
>meme cat
>!
>fluff noodle
>spider cow
>gacha machine
>BIG FAT VO-
>*clack*
>dork.

>>44463249
>dork.
that describes at least 10 species I can name straight away

>>44463249
>Dormouse
>Raiju
>Anubis
>Hellhound
>Cheshire
>Anubis
>Bunyip
>Ushi-Oni
>Echidna
>Sandworm
>Wight
>Lilim
How did I do?

>>44463249
dormouse. raiju, anubis, hellhound, cheshire, tritiona, bunyip, ushi oni, echinda, jabberwock, wight, lim

>>44463263
i think the third to last is wrong

>>44463263
I think ! actually refers to Tritona's. Anubi would be '! !'
An Anubis with only one ! is only half awake!

>>44463181
i'd prefer diy foxlet cuddle piles. it might be a slow and roundabout way to get the same result. but it comes with many great perks that you just cant get from being a sabbath secretary.

>>44463249
shaved fox
static fox
ordered fox
spicy fox
faggot fox
sticky fox
lamia fox
silky fox
hybrid fox
/d/ fox
grave fox
variety fox

i wish to wake up in a field in mge filled with holsts and cow like monster girls

>>44463249
>*clack*
gotta be a Demon

>>44463249
>wine goat
>batcat
>mere dragon
>grape snake
That’s all I could think of but I bet there’s plenty more

I still think it's fucking retarded that the wock got the big fat vore monster meme when WE HAVE A LITRAL VORE MONSTER

>>44463305
>>44463317
stumbling horned fox
flying fox
scaled fox
hypnosis fox

y is everything a fox now? i cant see a wurm being turned into one

Here is your fox.

>>44463380
Long scaled fox

ur mom a fox lol

are foxes an invasive species?

>>44463402
i wish...

>>44463420
man i love that artist, and how thick he draws the girls
also I wish for a fox momster as well

>>44463420
man hate that artist, and how thick he draws the girls

>>44463420
Man I have no feelings either way towards this artist, and how thick he draws the girls

>>44463172
At this point that's micks baphomet OC.

I still wish KC would release malef already man, I wanna commission some art of her. Mostly big booba milf with the scales covering her almost like armor

Imagine the carnage of having only 1 or 2 spots for head of year / class president in MGC high. For domineering and ruler type monsters, a position of even slight power would go to their heads. There would be bloodshed at the elections.

>Mrs Vampire's daughter, who's incredibly rich, a complete ojousama, and thinks it's her god given right to rule over MGC high
>Mrs Pharaoh's daughter, who always gets her way, a complete brat, and thinks it's her god given right to rule over MGC high
>Mrs Dragon's daughter, who is incredibly haughty and prideful, and thinks it's her god given right to rule over MGC high
>Mrs High Orc's daughter, who is crass, rude and will fight any who gets in her way, and thinks it's her god given right to rule over MGC high
>Mrs Ice Queen's daughter, who is - who would've thought -a complete ice queen, and thinks it's her god given right to rule over MGC high
>Anon, who didn't want to run but the president insisted on having a positive male role model

>>44463507
Just commission art of her then and claim its something else.

>>44463508
So of course Anon wins by a landslide

>>44463515
So smart actually, It still bothers me a bit that he hasn't released it though. I get he's overworked and stressed but still wish he would just communicate it

>>44463380
dumb lamia fox
>>44463411
invasive AND corruptive.
overexposure to fox mana will make the tails of any beast girl become fluffier.
non-beast girls may see themselves developing fox like traits, dragon/lamia tails may become fluffy instead of scaly, harpies may see a significant increase in how much fuzz is on their feathers, those like wights or pharaoh's will just grow a tail outright.
there is no escape, there is only fogs.

>>44462345
KC will update his game in September, right anons?

>>44463548
>he's overworked and stressed
I don't care about his second job or his crusade.

Here's your catgirl, bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3PHVk9HyKQ

The situation in Winterstown has grown dire

>>44463628
Don't go to Winterstown bros...I got trapped in a yetis house and she shut off the fireplace...she keeps saying I'll have to warm up by hugging her help bros

We're all gonna make it bros

Don't break your wife's heart by telling her that she can't act and dress like she is a teen again.

>>44463700
I'm afraid not, Anon. A lot of monstergirls won't be getting their husbandos.

Do wish we had more writers
i think diggin through anubis.moe is starting to dry up and everything decent on a03 usualy gets linked here same day
ff.nets a lost cause

>>44463700
how

>>44463716
We have about 4 dudes that write
And Beast in cryosleep

>>44463709
honey please
youre two hundred and fifty years old

Bogie & Bogey, now with line art.

>>44462526
Seconding, that, there's multiple Kenkou Cross/Monster Girl Encyclopedia loras out there and some of them are very close to his style. It's very easy to pull something like that off as long as it's conveniently cropped to avoid showing that it fucked up the other paw, gave her big breasts or human feet etc.
Mick's a faggot but puuyo does play around with AI and often talks about it in his server he shares with his chinese friends. I should know, I'm in it.

>>44463709
i always dress my old wife like if shes 17

>>44463742
Cute!
>>44463716
I'm doing a few drafts, I think I'll make a fan profile before a story though. Which sounds cooler, Tulpa, or Ergegore? I prefer Ergegore
>>44463700
If the portals opened I would hide in my closet

>>44463738
>No, I am 17.
>Bu-
>SE-VEN-TEEN!

>>44463716
The pastebin era was the height of creativity. There's less stories and less art than ever.

>>44463738
That is still pretty young.

>>44463786
MGE and monster girls in general seem to be on the decline, shit seemed to slow down around 2016

>>44463715
No way, they're going to get their husbandos and we'll get our waifus
>>44463724
We just will
>>44463763
Closets can't save you from their love.

>>44463742
lovely

>>44463716
I started writing something but got distracted, sorry.

>>44463627
Let's go, playing elden ring while eating tendies with neko wife is cool and based

>>44463910
Hope you're ready for her to fuck you over and sabotage you constantly for a laugh.

>>44463644
You can always run out the front door, what’s the worst that could happen?

>>44463738
>>44463749
>>44463780
Monstergirls don't age on the outside so they never have to care about dressing their age.

>>44463628
Get comfy.

https://youtu.be/Rm-4JUivLcE?feature=shared

>>44463938
Oh no and after I have to take revenge in bed? Damn sound really good

>>44464010
they do, have seen some foxes, the thing is they age like wine not like milk

>>44463745
Receipts or shut the fuck up.

Paizuri Priestess

Nakadashi Nuns

Alliterating wurms

impregnating ignuis

Hotdogging hellhounds

>>44463263
Third-to-last is jabberwock

>>44464058
>wanting me to out myself
I'm in your walls goatfucker you should have been careful who you invited.

>>44463249
You missed one
> Bestgirl

>horse pussy

Kissing kejourou

>>44464010
This is what hags actually believe

>>44464054
Gonna fill this fox with pups.

so what is better older;
demon, fox, dragon or elf?

>>44462345
Pretty hebi

>>44463709
>200-year-old meaty hag wife squeezing back into her high school uniform
hrngg

>>44463716
I got stuck and later got distracted with the last Touhou game, so there's me being part of the problem.

>>44464190
Ancient repentant evil dragons.

>>44464190

>>44464190
Milfy Demon sugar momma, all she needs you to do is sign on the dotted line and her meaty body is all yours

>>44464200
You write 2hu?

>>44464190
Dragon or elf. Demon is better younger.

>>44464217
i would have sex with her

>>44464220
Nope.

>>44464292
I support this notion

>>44464190
Elf, fox, demon, dragon in that order

>>44464307
>elvish hands typed this post

>>44462639
Riding a dragon and being ridden by a dragon.

>>44464245
Hope you enjoy the stipulation you didn't read of always being no taller than tit height so she can always smother you in a sweaty boob hug

>>44464314
I simply recognize their superiority.

I don't care which monstergirl send to me, i will NOT HAVE SEX!

>>44464322
That's a wyvern, 2 legs

Look at the savage with her stick with rocks

>>44464330
even better, so she gonna get bigger? or am i gonna get younger

>>44464332
Superior at being virgins if anything, considering there are much more exciting mamono running, slithering, swimming and flying around.

>>44464356
I assume you'll lose some height but her contract makes sure it goes to the right place to help her sick fantasies.

>>44464361
I imagined that when elves convert they kind of just SUCC out only with slightly pointier ears than their "regular" cousins (of course with an attitude problem as well)

Fuggg the lot https://youtu.be/u3PHVk9HyKQ?si=b02-EPHYihCBQBp7

>>44464396
This cat is getting really popular recently.

>>44464354
She has no clothes on! How sad!
I'm gonna take this kitty to my camp and give her some of my spare clothes!

Big scary oni "little" sister!
Imagine her calling you onii-chan.

>>44464427
Famous last words before being raped.

Slimes are dangerous!

>>44464439
Only for shotas

>>44464121
lol, you mindbroke him once you figured it out.

>>44464449
Vicious and viscous!

>mick is so mind broken that the only cope is to say it's ai
lol, puuyo won't post it. he shared it with people in his private discord though

>>44464460
Friendly and useful!

>>44464396
>tfw no memelord catgirl gf

>Get beaten by squad of monsters
>Tank minotaur stun locks you with kiss and hug skill
>DPS salamander comes in with a blow job, dealing critical damage and inflicting status resist down
>Mage dark mage level drains you
>Weak healer lvl 1 succ who was tagging along gets to bully the shit out of your dick
>Folllowed by three level lvl 100 monsters raping you
>At least you get your levels back after
>Can't get rid of 'Married! 4x' status though

>>44464361
Superior at everything!

>>44462345
FAT WURMS FIGHT

>>44464574
Looks like the kind of elf to softly go "oh my, humans are as lustful beasts as they say" while vigorously giving you a handjob through your pants and generally being the direct cause of your sudden urges.

hellwan love

Sleepy elves

>>44464631
bean pole hellhound

love me wans

>>44464570
Better hope a manticore doesn't ambush you, you don't want to get the love slave and venom addict debuff

>>44464672
I can't ever see hellhound as tough again once I learned she wears shimapan

Eel hugs

Can you trust Church of Eros status cleanses?
The cupid seems a little TOO friendly

>>44464681
It's a tactic to lower your defence. Do not fall for it.

>>44464773
Not like a Hellhound needs to lower your defense in the first place.

>>44464773
>Hellhound
>Tactic
Hmmm. Somethings not right...

>>44463716
Write! I have two chapters (or one longer one) on the way. I'm hoping do have it done within a week.

>>44464773
I don't think she's smart enough to come up with that so I'm safe letting my guard down. Can't teach an old dog new tricks after all

>>44464454
Wasn't hard and honestly there's worse stuff from his server to leak but he's a decent guy so I won't. I'm just tired of his homoerotic love affair with mick derailing the threads.

>>44464791
>>44464800
Famous last posts.

>>44464811
gentle missionary sex with miss hellhound

>>44464811
I'm telling you that intermingling with humans post-portal has caused the hound to slowly be domesticated. Just look at them

>>44464121
>Goatfucker
It is indeed hip to fuck goats but I'm not who you seem to think I am.

Monster girls are scary!

>>44464834
Now that's an interesting question.
Which monsters would adapt to Earth life best?
Gremlins are an obvious pick, but who else?
Which would would find it the hardest?

>>44464873
Eros and her followers would have a bit of a culture shock at times, I'd think.

>>44464873
pyrow would be a wildly successful invasive species

>no echidna pissed at speedrunners

>try to sleep next to my holst
>sounds of milk churning and sloshing in her breasts distrups my sleep

>>44464896
They'd probably rampage and spread their beliefs with such zeal to do the Order proud

>>44464868
yeah
would

>>44464931
They'd be effective at evangelising, but also I like to imagine there's a lot of interfaith dialogue as well.
>Christians? I love Christians! Be fruitful and multiply? We're basically the same religion!

>>44464946
Jesus' message was also one of love.

>>44464897
All it takes is one Pyrow in a school taking human girls on a shopping spree and then the whole school will be flooded with monster gyarus

>>44464970
Jesus was a bro and also human so I bet he'd understand the appeal
Not saying he'd try and grab one for himself but he'd probably be accepting of them

>>44462467
one way or another

>>44464873
Best:
>Gremlins because technology
>Pyrows because hoodies
>Danukis because money
>Ratas because social media
>Bubble slimes because have you seen Earth's environment?

Worst:
>Manticores because predators and nobody will believe their maneating shit
>Basically any loli because nobody will take them seriously
>Echidna because no dungeons

>>44464898
how would you speed run an echidna dungeon
the're only gonna be operating it till they get married, I would think the dungeon would shut down after the first win

>>44464946
Gonna whisper quotes from Song of Solomon into a cupid's ear as she passes by on the street

>>44464970
Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come

>>44464873
i'd toss some lettuce at a greenworm

>>44464983
Lolis would face a backlash from the twitter crowd and their enablers
Imagine having a baph wife and you get arrested because of child abuse and said baph wife then beats up the cops/breaks you our of jail or does something similar.

>>44464983
echidnas will simply become basement dwellers

>>44465000
>Lolis would face a backlash from the twitter crowd and their enablers
Lonely hags looking for excuses...

>>44464801
I think you made him mad enough to post "goats"

>>44465000
i dunno, they'd get the politicians in record time

>>44464931
Just don't tell them about divorce in general; how high the rate is and the concept of divorce rape.

>>44465013
Politicians would be too twisted and evil for them.

>>44465000
>out with sabbath loli wife
>couple of retards make a big scene out of it and call the cops
>cops arrive and attempt to arrest you
>sabbath loli wife turns their car into sludge and animates their cuffs, which proceed to arrest the cops
>walk away

>>44465013
All politicians, their enablers, and the rich will undergo forced flayer therapy. Otherwise they'd be the only real causalities in the monsterization of this world. There is no real salvation for them otherwise.

>>44465000
>>44465033
>Be in human court for having a sabbath loli wife
>Massive diplomatic incident with multiple monster parties and their representatives vouching for you and your wife
That'd be a sight to see

>>44465017
I imagine that really bad people just end up getting claimed by monsters that have a bit of a mean streak. Not violence per se, but probably turning them into drooling husband/slave/servant/dickthrone
You'd never see or hear from them again because some monster took them far away and never intends on letting them go (which is the best outcome for everyone, even the shitbag)
This world is pretty horrible but in a few generations it'd probably be unrecognizble for the better

>>44465067
She proves her age by impressing the court with her knowledge of classic rock

We are the masters of night, and humans are but our blood bags. While we sit upright, they are on their knees.

>>44465013
>'politicians' get a chance to negotiate with the monsterous invaders before a full scale invasion occurs behind close doors
>utterly out maneuvered and played like fiddles by Ren Xiongmao's, demons, vampires and other similar monsters.
>Within weeks their entire civil services, governments and powerful industries are infiltrated by monsters, monsterised women, or men who are now married to monsters so have monstrous interests at heart.

Portal stories always forget that a lot of monsters operate on seduction.

>>44465069
The irredeemable are killed, Anon.

>>44465078
>We are the dorks of the night
ftfy

>>44465067
>Loli says she's just going along with this for optics, can't make the homeland look bad, right?
>goes on to say if they actually convict her husband she's trashing the place and leaving, WITH HIM, back through the portals
>and there's nothing they can do to stop her

>>44465069
The real bad ones are ignored by monstergirls but I like to imagine they're genuinely reformed via flayer or other form of therapy. In all seriousness they genuinely don't deserve it but its the only way to fix them. Some people are just born evil.
>>44465081
Problem is that politicians are morally evil and monster girls would be utterly repulsed by them

>>44465087
You would never say that while her thighs are locked around your head and forced to lick, and not just because your mouth would already be busy.

My wife will slowly get pretty eyes.

>>44464898
>echidna spends decades perfecting her dungeon
>traps based on several monster species, perfectly balanced encounters, thought invoking puzzles...
>she posts a commission to the adventurer's guild to get an adventurer to face it
>patiently waits in the boss room for her "victim"
>he more or less tears through the walls of the dungeon, making a path straight for the boss room... and ignoring every thing
>by the time he's there ms echidna is a sobbing mess
dungeon run responsibly, anons. some boss monsters are proud of their work.

>>44465106
I will 100% say that to any vampire that walks up to me

>>44465013
>>44465017
>>44465047
The whole crypto craze that reached a head like two years ago made reach one conclusion,
People are all fundamentally the same. Those that rail against the rich and powerful would do the exact same things if thrust into the same position. All the Idealistic crap is only spouted from people who are not a position were they have to actually resists those temptations and would crumble the moment they actually had to.

>>44465165
>Those that rail against the rich and powerful would do the exact same things if thrust into the same position.
???
They'd rape children and murder people that threaten their position?

>>44465165
Thats not what I mean when I bash the rich or the politicians, I don't hate those with wealth for their wealth.
I mostly mean this >>44465183 and lets not forget the whole 'murder-torture-snuff cult stuff they do with said kids either'
That said, I don't this is the thread to talk about this specifically outside the context of 'how would a monsterization of this world go' so lets drop this subject, yes?
Instead let us post ALICE

>>44465165
>everybody is awful
yeah yeah, roight

>>44465096
>judge about to make the verdict
>electrical cracking comes from the outlets, the smell of sulfur fills the air, and a very worrying groaning comes from the building's structure
>the bapho gives the judge a hostile stare
>everyone else is looking at him with an extremely concerned expression...
>"not guilty!"
>things go back to normal and the bapho is cheery again. she teleports herself and anon out in an instant after saying thanks.
alternatively...
>"guilty!"
>with a single flash everyone is teleported out of the courthouse.
>it more or less incinerates, leaving nothing but dust.
>no trace of anon, the judge, or the bapho
>the three have instead teleported into the center of a sabbath stronghold on the portal side
>in the middle of many lonely and single sabbath members

>>44465197
Just look at this community where those that think themselves the best are actively the worst.

>>44462956
and the legacy of the uwaaabomber loves on

>>44465206
The best people generally don't shout out their bestness for everyone to hear.

>>44465196
>Instead let us post ALICE
Oh FUCK what have you done! HERE IT COM-

>>44465231
I want to play memecat's butt bongos.

>>44465231
fucking picked the wrong image

>>44465231
>>44465236
The Neco Arc craze has awakened a love for shitter memecats in me.

So uh... does chesh have multicoloured pubes?

>anon having a nice day shitposting online on his favorite threads
>Suddenly someone posts about how they're going to ALICE
>he scoffs as his spills some of his chips in the floor
>He will never ALICE
>ALICEing is beneath him
>Suddenly he gets a (you)
>his dopamine receptors get a hit of that sweet sweet juice
>'look behind you'
>he does
>its ALICE
Thank you for reading my short horror story

>>44465261
They glow in the dark.

>>44465270
Worse, it's like how the disney cheshire cat appears with only its eyes or smile, before the rest of it's body.
You're just sitting there, and then some glowing pubes just appear in front of you without a body.

>>44465277
>all you see is a hovering clit slowly fading in
kek

>>44465262
I don't like how Alice always forgets everything. It makes the whole thing sad in my opinion

>>44465249
More funny cat girl for my meat grinder (masturbation) I'm happy even if I don't even from where neco arc come. I'm stupid but I love hearing her sing.

>Danuki reading in-depth about private health insurance with a mix of horror and intrigue
>Explains it to her Unicorn doctor friend.

You just know Cheshires would be into some crazy shit, being from Wonderland + able to teleport + able to disembody their own limbs and fold themselves into crazy shapes at will.

Every Cheshire has performed auto-cunnilingus, guaranteed.

>>44465295
They only seem to lose their memories in regards to sex which is fine. You can still ALICE as you please

do every english town has a kot named after it

>>44465262
Thank Chief God I was worried he wouldn't find her. Really had me on the edge of my seat there Anon, now if you'll excuse me this useless fucking cat said she'd help me find my A

>>44462494
>>44462526
>>44463745
>>44464058
>>44464121

Men only want one thing and it's disgusting.

>>44465309
Don't Alices get to keep their memories once they've visited the Queen of Hearts or something?

>>44465319
Wives?

>>44465319
Emotion support and love?

>>44465299
>So you mean they just jack up the rates because they know that insurance companies will play it no matter what?
>What thats crazy theres no way they'd pay more!
>Nono really, they have agreements with all these hospitals and clinics so no matter the insane rate it'll get paid and the money just flows back and forth between them! The governments of the human lands even force all the people to get health insurance ensure rates only keep going up!
>This causes the Dainuki to think and she hatches a dastardly plan as she calls up her Lim friend...
>the Lim shoots down the idea instantly and sentences her to public spankings

>>44465319
The doujins these two are in are top tier

>>44465325
There is a comic of a succubi offering to do anything with a kid.
They build gunpla
I basically want that same thing so yes

>>44465325
Unironically forbidden. Get stronger or/and start to drink. Drowning your problem is the best possible solution right now if you can't take it anymore.

>>44465336
>monsters in meaty metal mechs
what are their callsigns and dorky mech names?

>>44465298
>from where neco arc come
Fate series (Tsukuhime (a visual novel)). She's basically the chibi version of a vampire girl named Arcueid.

>>44465321
I think so, been awhile since I read their material. All that means though is that you'll have to ALICE in wonderland. Be careful though as ALICEing in wonderland can have unintended consequences...
>>44465315
RIP anon, he tried to ALICE without his ALICE and got captured by a memecat, many such cases.

>>44465344
Oni posters get the bean.

>>44465344
>Drowning your problem is the best possible solution right now if you can't take it anymore.
There is ONE other solution, but you know... its a rather permanent solution and makes a certain type of ghost very excited

>>44465345
>Cheshire running with the Callsign of Schizo
>CC Grizzly running as "Mama Bear"
>Wendi has something in runes not quite perceptible by humans.

i feel like a peaceful earth invasion wouldnt even last for an hour
>"alright remember girls. we are trying to do this without any combat, to ease earth into accepting us"
>"ok, instead of trying to help their homeless they push them down further. but we dont need to fight! we can help them instead"
>"so some religious zealots are racist against us because we are not made in 'god's image' and are evil. well we just need to show them that we mean well!"
>"uhhh... look, i know its bad that their corpos and governments are violently against the common person, but we can show them compassion and love!"
>"MA'AM UNITS 2-15 HAVE GONE BERSERK! they've been corrupting people left and right"
>"we are supposed to be doing this peacefully! what the fuck happened?"
>"well..."
>"ok. alright. divorce rates are really high. that just means that people feel rushed into getting married. we just need to get eros to help us with matchmaking"
>"and..."
>"THE COURTS RULE IN FAVOR OF WHO, EVEN IF THEY ARE DRUG ADDICTED AND ACTUAL WHORES?!?!?"

>>44465373
Not mamono alcohol, real alcohol like eau-de-vie, liquor, gin, rhum,porto... avoid beer, they're good but make you fat.

>>44465373
fucksake this image gave me a hearty chuckle
He cannot be reasoned with, if there is an oni at the door he will bean

>>44465380
That's not a solution, it's a just a tempting escape. God forbid it anyway so we have to git gud and harden up

>>44465317
It's almost pathetic how this shit's gone on for nearly half a year now.

>>44465373
>new game release
>BEAN
>its just a shitty doom clone except you're throwing beans at onis

>>44465419
>Instead of brutal deaths for the enemies, the oni just sit on the floor and cry.

>>44465419
>Oni's try and protest the games release
>This leads to most forms of work grinding to a halt as Oni's gather in the streets, get drunk, brawl, forget why they're standing in the street and form an impenetrable wall of passed out oni's

>>44462956
based, the sabbath and it's consequences have been a disaster for monster kind

>>44465419
Needs more Rowan Atkinson

>>44465323
Yes, that.
>>44465325
Also this.
>>44465335
They're my favorite personally. Good tastes anon.

What's happening on this week's episode of mamono magi?

>>44465438
Well now I can't play your game. I hate seeing people crying, I ever laugh like a retard because my brain need to evacuate the cringe the worst possible way or I freeze like a deer in headlights. Only time.I had the good reaction a 3DPD fuck me other. Thanks for reading my rant, here more funny cats

>Trying to explain the "Men only want one thing and its fucking disgusting" meme to a monster girl

>>44465483
Not really? I'd imagine they'd be pretty n board with the idea that men also want intimacy, fun, and trust in a relationship. Or do I misunderstand what you mean?

We have GOT to stop using the words fuck and other sexual words to describe things before the monster arrives.
Imagine their confusion, then elation, when guys walk around saying "fuck me" or "fuck you" or even shit like "screw the pooch".

>>44465475
>His SEN will never recover
Don't leave your computer unattended when playing schizo h-games. Even if you live alone that won't stop them, in fact it will only make it worse as they find it funny watching you struggle to piece together why your stats have plummeted

>>44465497
They'd be baffled on why it's "disgusting"

>>44465497
they'd probably be confused by the 3dpd jealousy of pixels.

>>44465500
Nah, fuck that.

>>44465409
The fanboys are retarded, what do you expect?

>>44465472
the short bratty villain and magi White's bitter rival [VAMPIRE VILLAIN NAME] is causing a ruckus at the local mall!

>>44465393
3 days later:
>A rather tired looking Lim sits on the throne of her warroom
>before her: a rather nervous mouse holding a clipboard
>"so... you're saying that over the last day only the most paranoid humans haven't submitted to us...?
>"y-yes your limship! Most men have accepted us with open arms after little more than a hug and a minor amount of affection!"
>"The women that resisted us were easily converted with just the slightest promise of power and youth!"
>"The leaders of the lands kowtowed with only the slightest show of power after a few devils and demons got together to pull a gag at one of their rituals! aside form some minor hiccups most have been submitted to flayer therapy or Bogie correction..."
>The lim spoke, "and what of their militaries, I was promised resistance from their advanced technologies?"
>the mouse looked even paler in the dim lighting than what should've been possible
>Well you see your limship... Literally every single one of the rank and file submitted instantly upon seeing the slightest bit of skin and even the married ones were okay with it once their wives monsterized..."
>Lim sighs deeply, I mean was at least a little challenge too much to ask for? She didn't even get to make a grand speech or have a otherworldly hero challenge her...

I'm going to show bladerunner Ryan Gosling memes to monster girls when they come here

>>44465523
if its a challenge ms lim is looking for she can just ask the politicans, there is a reason why they all worship moloch after all.

>>44465523
And how about those holdouts?

>Be retard doomsday prepper
>Ecstatic when apocalypse comes.
>Sure, it's a whole lot sexier than you imagined, but who cares?
>Watch earth crumble in a week to monsters from comfy bunker
>Ok, now to be great american hero and single handedly save world
>Walk out of bunker
>Nearby ocelomehs and manticores put down their books and/or stop shlicking
>FINALLY, the hunt begins

>>44465519
>fanboys
kek what, you pile up all the crazies from KC's side and cumulatively they don't reach even 1/10 of mick's insanity.

>>44465542
I'm going to force them to play old RTS games with me

>>44465562
I'm starting to think that mick just generated that image and has been false flagging baphomets for the past year.

>>44465523
I will make the sacrifice and be the "Evil Hero" she needs to defeat. I'll text her telling her I'm in the most impenetrable fortress with a massive army. She'll show up expecting a fight and she'll find me in my trailer huddled in a cardboard box with plastic army men, with me holding a foam sword.

>"oi, whatcha say about rootbeer?"

>>44465548
Thats why the devils and demons played a little prank at one of their rituals

>>44465580
DRINK LESS OF IT!

>>44465568
You'd have to be clinically retarded to believe that it was AI generated and you are probably one of the morons spreading bullshit and muddying the waters for funsies.

>>44465568
Nah, just the pedos being pedos.

>>44465612
>he says as he posts the same 100px image over and over for eight months

>>44465523
>All these monster girls over preparing for when they cross over
>Men just give in to them near immediately

>>44465373
Suffer like G did?

She got wet when princess carried

>you will never have a hag with a slight drinking problem and insatiable libido as your wife

>>44465319
I don't like the direction Lee's art took

>>44465661
gonna Princess carry may Kiki straight to the waiting taxi taking her to her 2 months all expenses paid holiday in the Summerville isles

>>44465594
>"I WILL NOT!"
>"ITS MAKING YOU FAT!"
>"SO?"
>"THAT MEANS NOBODY WILL WANT TO FUCK YOU!"
>"FUCK YOU, IVE SEEN YOUR BROWSER HISTORY!"
>autistic hissing between anon and the mug dog

>>44464768
They do cleanse all statuses, especially the "Single" debuff.

>>44465580
>Mug
Into the trash it goes. Come back when you bring some A&W or Frostop.

>>44465708
That debuff is pretty serious.

>>44465689
Need a cherry red strongfat oni that becomes lovey dovey when drunk and doesn't let me escape

>>44465689
>You will never swap cheap room-temperature beer between your mouths while she gives you a sloppy handjob.
>You will never get a clumsy paizuri beneath her sweaty wifebeater
>You will never receive any shaky pelvis-crushing reverse cowgirl that dents your bedpost
>You will never get to hear her sloppy giggling when you stick your thumb in her butt and catch her by surprise
Life without hag love is pain.

>>44465723
The pain should eventually subside, Anon. Contact your doctor if you're still feeling something after 30.

>>44465723
Please do not anal the hags.
No matter how much they tempt you

>>44465689
I'd rather a true loli with an insatiable libido.

>>44465652
>"We spent years preparing for this invasion. How could they overrun our forward base in less than 24 hours?"
>"Well it looks like we underestimated how many lonely men there were on this planet. A few hours after they got your message, thousands of them just walked into the base and asked to get married. I've never seen anything like it before"

>>44465761
Me too except maybe somewhat more satiable.

>>44465753
damn ass shakers...

>>44465753
I will do the hags in every hole they have available and there's nothing they can do to stop me

>>44465784
I want a hellhound to mock me as I immediately throw down my weapon and crawl to huff and eat out her ass as soon as she turns it to me.

>>44465768
kek, imagine
>forward monstergirl bases set up preparing to go out and claim husbands
>instead they get human waved by thousands of men, literally tackling monstergirls off their feet and dragging them back into their barracks

>>44465782
What's your favorite mamono for this?
For me it's either imp or alice.

harpy angel

>>44465615
>Pedos being pedos
Oh let’s here it Anon, let’s hear the age old dumb fuck argument trying to correlate lolicon to real world pedophilia while you deflect away from your own issues.

When the portals opened, the US army was not prepared for the level 1 succ offensive

>>44465829
Harpies are angels.

>>44465797
>They initially think that they're actually under attack
>Learn that they're just taking wives
>The monster girls retaliate anyway
>Just for the fun of it really. And why let the humans have all the fun?
>The commanders of both sides "fight" each other to see who can say claimed who
>Very theatrical, really.

>>44465833
The US army was very effective and resisting the effects and charms of monstergirls, but wasn't very effective at stopping them charming and seducing the rest of the country.

Guess there was some merit to filling all branches with trannies and women, although all the trannies alped and the women were turned in the end.

>>44465795
I bet hellhounds are very weak to analingus

>>44465483
>"Anons only want one thing and its *disgusting fucking."
Ftfy

>>44465854
>soldiers and monstergirls wrestling and fighting in the dirt, victor deciding who's on top
>washington deciding on if they should just nuke them all

>>44465580
>root beer
Ms Bunyip is pretty sure those are two separate things.
In not!Straya Anon's options are a root then a beer, or vice-versa.

>>44465833
>a couple dozen lv1 succubi
>Virgin, has never tried to seduce men
>Shy
>Brings an entire country to its knees

>>44465797
>Lim's hope flares as the Bapho monitoring the invasion of our world pales
>Did the humans muster a force?
>did one of the legendary heros of human myth rise as the legends foretold?
>Did the God(s) of humanity Rise up to thwart their invasion?
>She looks into the bapho's wide shimmering pool
>She sees human men storming one of the monster's outpost
>As expected theres no deaths reported, the blessings of Ares are potent after all...
>theres no injuries either...
>lots of casualties...
>she looks closer
>Desperate men of all walks of life are tackling the monsters with an insane fever in their eyes
>shouts of 'GET PREGNANT' are heard
>even the hellhound berserkers are no match for the waves of desperate men throwing themselves at them before one gets enough of a grip to drag them off kicking and screaming
>The barracks and other buildings are under siege
>scared monster girls of more meek disposition take shelter
>The last thing before the forward observer's mana link is cut is the site of the door being ripped apart by the hands of the horny
>Magic is cast on them as they storm in, silver weapons pierce them and some fall.
>but there is more
>there is always more...
>A manalinked harpy flies overhead witnessing the carnage before the order to retreat is given
>As she tries leaving she squaks in panic before falling to the earth
>some crazy bastard in a jetpack is clinging to her and dragging her to the earth
>the man screams out, "Mine, you're mine now!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" the next sight of him unzipping his pants and approaching the scared harpy
>Bapho cuts the link as she shakes her head
>the Lim feels nothing, maybe she should've taken the Dainuki's offer and just started a tourism agency... at that way she could've had a nice vacation...

>>44465855
The pussy leftist concept that is "war crimes" is how leftists got their foot in the door to start corrupting western militaries.

>>44465880
desu a virgin succubus is the most powerful creature ever conceived. It really is no surprise.

>>44465856
Most monsters would be weak to analingus since it’s not an orifice for reproduction. At worst they’d probably think it was kind of weird at first until hubby did some shit like sliding his thumb in there while playing with their clit but overall they’d probably be more receptive to it than most human women.

Since you know, monsters usually like what their man likes.

>>44465899
>yfw a meek, lv1 succ shows interest in you and asks for your consent

>>44465893
I have no idea where you came from, but you really have to go back

>>44465893
At least when furries are posted I might want to fuck one. I can't imagine ever spending the rest of my life with monster girl pinochet.

>>44465857
>A new unicorn arrives in town, sets up her small medical clinic and waits for customers
>she treats a few mamonos, even a couple of husbandos, mainly sexual sprains, broken pelvises, the routine incidents
>occasionally its some new Anon who injured himself in the forest after falling through a portal or being Truck-kun'd
>after a while other mamonos start to worry, even the cured single Anons she lets them go to find other mamonos
>eventually they figure that being a unicorn she's so pure, she must need some ultra-pure Anon
>then one day they bring in another lost and injured new Anon
>a portal had randomly opened on a cliffside, one broken ankle and gravel-scrapes all over his back and ass sliding down
>lift Anon up on the table, cut his tattered pants away, its a simple 5 minute job
>afterwards she rolls Anon onto his back to test her cures
>"So, you're not like most Anons we get here, hmmm, very special."
>Anon asks what she means, he always thought he was about normal
>Doctor Unicorn leans in and surprises Anon by sniffing at his crotch like a doggo
>"Most Anons we get here are virgins, well not 'pure' ones, they've spent years 'fapping' but never actually touching your 'three-dee' women they call them?"
>Anon, "uh, okay, I suppose so"
>Doctor Unicorn leans in closer, and Anon freezes as her sharp horn presses lightly on his belly
>"But you Mister Anon, no, I can smell the mana of them on you, you've had relations with human women..?"
>now Anon is starting to sweat, of course he's heard how Unicorns are supposed to only like pure guys, everybody has, but those old stories don't say how they react otherwise, and that glistening horn now looks dangerously sharp
>"Uh, yeah maybe, I did have a few girlfriends in high-school and college, but you know how those 'three-dees' are, right? Any guy gets real tired of their crap real fast, so I decided of course to come here, where things are much better."
>by now Anon is almost petrified, he's so hypersensitive he can feel the Unicorn's hot breath on his dangerously exposed junk as she sniffs him again
>... and then the Unicorn's hot wet tongue runs from the crack of his ass to the root of his dick, making his horn instantly as hard
>"Oh, Goddess, I've been waiting here for years for this, Oh I can taste the dark mana, the dirty filthy dark mana of those human sluts still on your balls!"
>Anon stammers, "Uh, aren't like Unicorns supposed to be all about like purity and stuff...?"
>"Yes, and it's so fucking boring! Sweet, and glowy, and magical, and always being nice to everybody and fixing their injuries, and it's been almost driving me fucking insane. I need a dirty corrupted Anon to fuck me with your hard dirty cock! Cum in me, cum in my mouth, on my tits, spray your cum on my face... You can turn me into the dirtiest sluttiest Bicorn ever! Oh, I've been dreaming every night about every depraved thing you're going to do to me - fuck every hole I have, ride me bareback down the main street, fuck me in the Town Square with the whole town watching! And then together we can fuck every single slutty mamono in this fucking boring shithole town..."
>
>And Anon and his Bicorn waifu lived happily ever after.

>>44465887
YES
YES
MINE

>>44465887
Hey, that's me. I'm in there, the deranged madman sprinting faster than Usain Bolt straight into the monstergirl lines.

>>44465913
Its always the quiet 'pure' ones who are the hottest.

>>44465908
Her gravest mistake... now the mating press begins in earnest

>>44465854
>prisoners taken on both sides
>they're all taken to secret locations for interrogation
>they withstand long periods of sexual torture
>some last only a few hours some last weeks
>other prisoners are forced to listen to the moans as they wait for their turn to be interrogated
>finally one of them breaks and gives up intel
>it's the location of her parents' house
>she wants her interrogator to meet them

>>44465941
NTR horse.

>>44465955
If coof and tiktok has taught us anything its that medical chicks are all dirty sluts underneath.

>>44465887
>"well if it makes you feel better ms. lim, now that portal technology is operational we can plunder other realities."
>"like what?"
>"well uh..."
>"..."
>"we could try taking over... the... umm..."
>"..."
>"hang on i remember something but i just cant quite-"
>"just let me sulk for a bit"

>>44465955
*harem horse

>>44465887
>>44465925
It'd be fun to be part of the initial insane human wave against the monstergirls. Literally foaming at the mouth to get at them.

>>44465984
The cheating horse.

>Diet - Human men's essence

Gee, there's so much to know about monster palettes! I'm having some monsters over. Anyone know where I can get some of that for my party?

>Umi Osho technician working at the base
>So focused she doesn't notice the alarm and following commotion
>Gets knocked over by Anon on her back
>Slowly, he turns his gaze at her
>His crazed, animal-like countenance scares her
>"GETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANT"
>Screams can be heard as he descends on her

>>44465994
Its not cheating if shes leading the girls to you openly.

>>44465887
Disappointed Lim in her lonely throne room is beseiged by hordes of screeching blue-haired Karens.
She has to defend herself by throwing loaves of bread and sliced meats at them hoping they will finally learn how to make an Anon at least the simplest sammich.
FML now she has to spend months trying to mosterize and fix these worthless holes.

>>44465995
That's the best part! You already have everything you need!

>>44465887
>the link comes back on
>The baphomet is conducting a fighting retreat to the portal, holding off the mob with Sabbath mages and fighters
>suddenly a great noise us heard and the mob splits in half like a wave
>the five baphobros are sprinting at full speed, sobbing like crazy
>they've been training in spellcraft for years and easily overcome the defenders
>in desperation, Bapho-chan summons reinforcements
>twenty Baphomets come from the portal prepared to fight!
>The baphobros furiously charge, and suddenly grab four each while screaming "YOINK AND BOINK!" at the top of their lungs and then run through the portals
>they were never heard from again

>>44466010
I feel the same way about the reverse.

>>44465887
>>scared monster girls of more meek disposition take shelter
let me in
LET ME IIIIIINNNN
IM TEARING THROUGH THE WALLS

>>44466010
It's not cheating if she's handing out numbered tickets and keeping the queue in order, plus rehydration and after-care hugs.

>>44462345
>The MGE Monsters invade our world to make love to lonely men and monsterize our women

I dunno guys. First off: I am not doubting the monstergirls abilities in our world and believe they'd liberate is and make lives better and far easier. And secondly, I do also believe when the monstergirls do successfully reach out world, invade and establish a firm solid foothold. They'll only be able to successfully secure the poor impoverished third world nations and countries but the more economically prosperous, technologically powerful first world Western nations would hold out and resist the mamono invasion. The first world developed nations do so because of technological, military, and more successfully influential politicking. Even worse? The Chief Deity and The Order may also cross into our world and align with the first world developed nations, thus making The Order actually a legit threat and reignite and revive a newfound sense of religious faith and fervor on the developed first world nations that fight back the mamono invasion.

So: the poor third world countries of Africas, Asia, Middle East and Eastern Europe fall under Monstergirl rule.

And the developed first world nations of The United States and Western Europe and the handful developed first world Asian nations resist and fight back the monstergirl invasion. Worst case scenario, the Chief Deity and The Order do the same portal hopping and side with said first world nations giving birth to new religious faith and zealotry to boot.

>>44466002
Imagine the monster of a man you'd have to be to flip an Ushi onto her back.