/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i desire to be called a damn sexy savage by a noble monster girl while I nochantaly grope her

>Please you are destroying my spine
>THEN DONT CALL ME A HAGON IDIOT

BBQ time

>>44450131
>destroying my spine
someone didnt drink enough steel wurm milk

hellwan love

>>44450208
>>44450138
What if hellwans had fire coming out of their ears instead of their eyes?

>>44450208
fluffy hoonds

has anyone drawn a combo of hellhound and bogie?

>>44450276
hogie

>>44450276
No, but there's the Bogiecore.

>>44450138
my BBQ skills are famous, I can't wait pull all the beeg carnivore monsters with my delicious chops and sausage
>>44450106
>gacha
I am disappointed, you know?

>>44450289
hogie eating a hogie while balancing on a ball shaped hogie

also what would her demeanor be like now

>>44450106
>Beast woman supremacist about to rape human male who worried about her
Then she's not an beastfolk supremacist if she's willing to sleep with a human.

>have holst wife
>she gets jealous that you are looking at other monstergirls
>she starts putting her highly caloric milk into your every dish to make you look fatter

>the janny from /mere/ has finally tracked you down

>"Anon, come to my office, it's time for some correct- I mean it's time to discuss your future with the company..."

>"Is it true what they say? Court Alf's justice system and laws is played out in a literal Opera House and court proceedings and trials are played out as dramatic shows?"

what if gato was big

Here's the after rape if you guys care.

>>44450417
>So has the other janny
>Now you're in a mexican standoff

>>44450572
from where the 'ti gets her scarfs

>23
what if i dont know where is it be there nmot in the thing?

>>44450630
ESL-sama... I kneel.

>>44450106
>>44450521
What’s the story? The wolf woman loves the man but her own racism refuses her admitting to herself or something?

>>44450621
big fluffy snow spiders

imagine only bogies and bogie hybrids come out of the portals

>>44450826
i don't want to get styled on that hard

>>44450503
looks better than profile.

>ywn be your waifus guinea pig for her new spells

>44450883
Stop replying to yourself, /trash/cuck.

>Hellhounds
They literally stink horrendously. Imagine mixing wet dog, sulfur (rotten eggs), and poop together. And then take that smell and burn it a bit. That's what you're going to be cuddling every night with a hellhound wife. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. They probably smell worse than some of the mamono that live in filth like beezles, devil bugs, and akanames.

Seriously consider a different canine instead like anubi, kikis, or even kobolds. Better yet, opt for felines like sphinxes, cheshires, or jinkos if you want a muscle girl.

tl;dr

>>44451019
You read it.

Alright /mgt/, it's open mic night at the local nightclub! What song do you sing/act do you perform?
Then, roll 1 to see who your song has attracted!
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>But I can't sing!
Don't worry, the club is ran by a Gandharva who will magically grant you the ability to perform perfectly!
I'd go with https://.youtube.com/watch?v=6EyNjmspx64 and seem to have gotten the attention of a Creeping Coin!

>>44450641
you know the thing be not be there from the thing .,something like it.

>>44450991
Ok Ms jinko we get it you don't like dogs

>>44451053
>Bicorn
Oh no no no

I also know fuck all about songs so the horse is picking, gonna assume she's gonna pick some gay ass love song

>>44451053
Take Me Out or Dark of the Matinee by Franz Ferdinand.
I'm a decent singer, good enough that people don't tell me to shut up.
>Sphinx
I'm happy with the result. Question cat is an A-tier girl.

>>44451053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqazV4hbu8E
>dhamp
what have I done...

>>44451088
you can't escape the chunni anon

>>44450572
I love meaty hags

>>44450572
the sheer size of them boy-grabbers

Racist elves

Picture, if you will, a hybrid of Kejourou and Bogey

>>44451053
>Demon
I go with the joke song choice of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kguaGI7aZg
or for a serious note https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bSwPRz2itQ

>>44450909
It's just a cute monster girl, calm down.

>>44451053
>Satyros
Ok but when I get drunk (and I WILL), will the bird blessing still work or will I get thrown out due to horrible drunken singing

1 mofu
500 yen

>>44451053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYWdF8SM2vs
>gremlin
I was betting on a hellhound but I'm not complaining.

>>44450870
how are bogies gonna style on you?

>>44451053
https://youtu.be/2Ko9TpduOhE?si=7JaiTSRkhT1aNRmj
>Nurarihyon
Why is she here I want to be alone

>>44451053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpjo8_MN2xg
miss ghandarva's magic lets me dual wield guitars right
and something about the searing electric riffs at the end seems to interest an ocelomeh

>>44451053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApfN1jHWS5c&list=RDMM&index=3
is my choice of song
seems like I attracted a mist continent p high p'orc

How about a little lottery? Pull a seal and you might find a prize on the other side.

>>44451455
it just says rape on the back and she's looking at me funny

>>44451455
what is 5 litters supposed to mean?

>>44451455
Pull them all, no monster should be chained. Except between two consenting and well minded adults.

>>44451455
>Tonight you will get your dick ripped off
That doesn't sound right.

>>44451053
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NolF1yCK33c
>Arachne

>>44451455
why did they seal a cow with a big fluffy tail?

>>44451501
Weird
I got a discount on teriyaki fries

>>44451507
When you have an assignment due you got to seal up your fox

>>44451498
rehabilitating ancient evils is rewarding work

>>44451533
she a cow, if i peel back the seals on her tits she starts lactating

>>44451455
i got "oyakodon". sweet! never had that before. looks like her daughter is gonna make it too!

why is kobold a dog

>>44451612
old ass dnd

why is anon a virgin

>>44451627
Magic

Why is the Cheshire round?

Unga bunga

>>44451665
She eats icecream all day

Unga bunga

>>44451665
Because she teleports everywhere instead of walking.

>>44451689
the guide arrows are pretty handy in case you forgot where to sex

nobody cares about devil bug

>>44451627
Because he hasn't had sex

>>44451455
Do I get an extra special prize if I pull the one off her crotch?

>>44451689
>Unga bunga
Where is she from?

>>44451701
hey, that's not fair. some people actively dislike her

>>44451720
remember to drink lots of water

I tried watching monster girl doctor but the animation quality kept grating on me and I had to stop.

>>44451730
thought we wouldn't notice huh anon?

>>44451689
>Sorry, honey. I'm not in the mood.
Surely she will respect that

>>44451730
A lot of anime, especially ones with monster girls that are usually isekai, are total shovelware that are hard to watch.

>tfw no bird monstergirl

>>44451756
How dud monster musume do it?

>>44451763
Bird?

>>44451807
man, he got good.

>>44451790
By not being isekai shovelware trying to cash in on this trend that has outstayed its welcome. Jobless reincarnate is good though, and that has some monster girls.

>>44451848
>Jobless reincarnate is good
I don't believe you

>>44451689
I'm going to tell her that I'm hungry and to make me a sandwich and to stay in the kitchen like a woman should, surely nothing could go wrong

Hey. You come here often?

tom

>>44451908
One thing I do appreciate about greenworms is that their hair is always drawn really fluffy looking

>>44451922
floof makes it harder for birds to swallow them

I can only be TOM'd by soft kots

>>44452013
KITTEN'd

I want to give a kejourou a scalp massage and play with with her hair to the point where she loses her composure and can barely form coherent sentences.

>>44451673
Because round pizzas fit in the square pizza-box

>>44451074
Probably something ironic like "Jolene" or "Like a Virgin".
>Spicegirls "If you wanna be my lover..."

>>44451074
>>44452311
And then she goes full weeb by singing the first OP to Fist of the North Star

>>44451665
>>44451673
>neet cheshire goes out to get a man, she's feeling confident today
>puts up her best joke
>only gets a blank stare back
>awkwardly dismisses herself
>back at home
>on the couch with a tub of ice cream for comfort
>decides she's feeling confident a week later...
a vicious cycle.

>>44451053
I'm going to sing One Night in Bangkok because I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
>Mucus Toad
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble...

>>44451053
>Ushi
>Apophis
>Manticore
I don't want to sing. I'd rather get the fuck out of this nightclub.

>>44452444
Sing a song that they’ll all hate!

>>44452474
Mmmm

>>44452474
>can't sing a sad song, they'll take it as you pleading for help and bumrush the stage
>can't sing an angry song, they'll think you're gonna hurt yourself or others and rush the stage
>can't sing a song about being unfaithful, Eros will have a Cupid shoot an arrow through your skull
>can't sign a happy song, they'll think you're being cute
>can't even sing a racist song because they'll take it as a challenge and try to "correct" you.
Again I choose to instead slip out the back and get as far away from those horrid beasts as I can get.

>>44451053
>Sing something from Alestorm or Gloryhammer
>Attract a Shirohebi
I'm a skinny nerd who would make a poor power metal album hero or a pirate of anything except the digital seas, but I can put my heart into something I like. Maybe sing Wizards and learn the skills that should be possible in a post-mana world.

>>44452523
But what if that happy song has lyrics about bright, sunny days and asking for consent?

>>44452557
They'll just laugh and jeer about how you going onto that stage to begin with counts as consent!

>>44452563
Damn. Crafty monster girls...

>>44452444
If you try to run the grape snake and bat cat will fill you with enough venom to make the ushi blush anon

which monster would be the retro choice?

>>44452523
>I choose to instead slip out the back
That always works until someone notices you trying to get away. Good luck with the alert phase.
The best way to not be embarrassed at the night club is to not go at all. Well, unless you're teleported there by force.

>>44452588
Catgirls and foxgirls are the oldest girls around.

>>44452586
I don't like them though. I'll just wait until someone else goes up and leave when they're all distracted with the fresh meat.

>>44452613
You never know with those monsters, one wrong internet search could get you teleported right in the heart of some dingy club full of them!

>>44451053
But I don't want to sing in front of people, and my favorite songs are all sad or angry. Nobody wants to listen to someone sing a call for help anyway.

>>44452613
Never trust that satyros brand beer, they cross promoted with Eros winemakers to get some teleport spells on popular beers that single men drink. Doesn't help its the only thing on the market that doesn't taste like piss

>>44452664
Imagine drinking a weird ass craft beer that is suspiciously cheap and you end up getting teleported to MGE

Just don't drink alcohol! They can't get you that way!

>>44452664
>friday night
>another weekend alone
>flip on monflix and crack open a cold one
>you're now on an unfamiliar couch in an unfamiliar living room
>a fluffy, lumpy couch
>except when it moves you realize it's not a couch
>you're resting on the coils of a fluff snek
>you stare at her and she stares back
>excited bunyip noises

>>44452694
>Get a latte
>Get teleported to a farm with lonely cows
>They have demonic sliver guns to make sure you can't escape

>>44452712
I'm biting my tongue off and drowning in my own blood. I refuse to be treated like a walking piece of meat.

>>44452712
Ah, yes. Good ol' Wisonstroit.

>>44451053
>Cyclops
https://youtu.be/I3L17cr37TQ?si=-Ebd3wfkBu0ZBtNs

>>44452727
>Anon tries this
>They immediately stop him and start cuddling with him
>repeating over and over how much they love him and want him to be happy

>>44452702
>excited bunyip noises
~Aboo!~

>>44452702
Nice, can she give me more booze? I need to be drunk to speak with people

>>44452739
I'm gonna still do it! I've gone this far, it's too late to go back!

>>44452789
That's okay, because she'll hardly be able to speak to you either! Once she stops vibrating and enters predator-mode I'm sure she'll find more productive uses for your mouth anyway.

>>44451053
Didn’t know there were wurms that liked Journey, kinda endearing though

>>44451061
she should lose some weight, but tiddy can stay

>>44452523
Just sing something nonsensical like a Neil Cicierega plunderphonics song. Can't go wrong with Piss or Wow Wow. Just avoid Bustin' because all that'll do is make any ghosts present extra horny.

dont trust australian monstergirls

I don't want to stand no discussion about posting human looking youkai, so I won't post a picture here, but which powerful monster would do this >>44428110.
Basically letting you bang her with a condom only to teleport the contents straight into her womb later?

>>44452892
Succubi, obviously.

>>44452892
Dark mages
Also 2hu is always allowed I'm pretty sure

>>44452903
would the smaller ones be powerful enough?
>>44452906
yeah, that's what I thought, but wouldn't teleporting something inside a person be more difficult than a regular teleportation?
also some people really don't like seing human looking youkai ITT and I don't want to cause any ruckus

>>44452712
Joke's on you, I planned for this and have my own demonsilver levergun and six-shooter! I will no longer need content myself with cowboy action shooting at the range, I can finally experience my very own Wild West showdown at the Moo-K Corral! YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKERS
*spurs jingle jangle in excitement*

>>44452926
>would the smaller ones be powerful enough?
Succubi are fucking experts at sex magic you fucking clod.

>>44452937
Kill yourself and I mean this genuinely

>>44452940
teleportation is sex magic? that explains why I can't do it despite being a wizard already

>>44452955
If it's during sex it counts as sex magic.

>>44452949
I said demonsilver guns, not real ones you fucking retard. Go stretch your neck with a noose, shitposter.

>>44452861
Why would you say such a thing? They just want to love you.

>>44452959
but the picture in the related post is after sex!

>>44452964
I don't give a shit about the guns part retard, using *action* is pure faggot shit and from how defensive you are about your shit-tier post it shows how much of a waste of life you really are. Now kill yourself, please.

>>44452969
Ah, but you forget that cum is involved and as such gives Succubi a loophole to use sex magic because cum is a product of sex!

>>44452969
why must hebi give me that look?

>>44452949
>NOT wanting an honest-to-god, Texas-style, cowboy throwdown, western shootout
I guess you just stick with your point bits of steel then, anon. What's it like having such banal taste?

>>44452984
I see now, you are indeed correct.
>>44452987
You did not distribute enough dick to her today.

>>44452949
You seem like an awful person. I mean this genuinely. You need to work on yourself if you ever want to be deserving of waifu

>>44452999
I'd rather have that without faggots like >>44452937
posting like we're on deviantart or some shit.

>>44453017
I think you just need to take a deep breath and ask yourself if this is really worth making a scene over.

>>44453015
Mad that I told some *action* using faggot to rope himself like he should? If anon isn't going to delete his post then he can at least kill himself for ruining a halfway decent idea like he did.

>>44452987
There are two kind of hebi, the ones that blast you with fire and the ones that just give you "the look". Many people would say that the fire is easier to deal with.

>>44453028
If you want tumblr-tier faggotry try going fucking anywhere else but here. People posting like that have been told to kill themselves for over a decade and if you're that assmad over your boyfriend getting called a faggot you should try posting on a different website.

>>44453073
You only need to reply to me once, anon.

>>44453069
The look in question

It appears the shitposter has returned to stir up the thread. And here things were so cozy. Let's ignore him and discuss which mamono would look best in dusters.
the answer is lamia. Maybe hellhounds.

>>44453096
>dork
I wanna kiss this dork!

>>44452987
>>44453069
I bet they even wiggle a little bit

>>44453107
>Say "I love you" after the kiss instead
I've ruined everything!

>>44452937
but what will you do when the manticore banditos arrive?

>>44453099
>newfag pretending people weren't told to fuck off for using *action* shit before this place was infested with /vg/ trannies and /tg/ refugees.
You have to go back. Hilarious how you keep ignoring what the actual point is and how talking about western gunslinging with monster girls isn't the issue.

>>44453148
Who cares about demonic sliver guns? Seriously why?

>>44453121
redo it, the audience won't mind and the director will be very glad

>>44452949
Not who you replied to, but don't worry. I will kill myself.

>>44453148
Not him anon. Why don't you have your meltdown somewhere else.

*holds up spork*

>>44453099
It was so nice too. Cute yip and hebi content and then anon decides to announce that he forget his meds. It really seems like they target the comfy threads.

>>44453110
Hebis do not 'wiggle', they undulate sensually

hebis are STUPID
i want the dragon girl

*invades her Onni-chan's lab*

>>44453185
>I'm not getting my way and everyone is making fun of me so I'm just going to do the thing I don't like over and over
Behold. The tantrum.

>>44453200
That was my first post after 3 hours. But I agree, *actions* open doors for a special kind of cancer.

>>44453164
Nobody, faggot. That's not the issue with Anon's post. He writes like some nigger faggot from reddit and uses *action*s like a tumblr tranny.

>>44453174
>not him
Sure you're not, tumblrite. Go write your trash somewhere else that might like using dogshit *action* formats like /vg/ or wherever the fuck you came from.

>>44453194
Sorry, the best I can do is a wurm with switch tendencies.

>>44453200
*angers you again*
Woops, don't mind me and my... BIG... EROTIC... GIRTHY... posts
*hits submit*

>>44453223
that's okay, as long as she's cute

>>44452588
succ if you are feeling religious, cat if you are feeling wild, fox if you are feeling like a smug motherfucker.

>>44453219
The only cancer I see here is anon having his tantrum. Why does it always feel like this is how these sorts of things play out?

>>44453248
>I'm not the cancer, the people making fun of me are the cancer!
>>>/vg/
>>>/trash/
>>>/out/
>>>/anywherebuthere/
go

>>44453248
He's gatekeeping you absolute dunce.

>>44453248
You don't understand, anon. How will we know how badly we need him if he doesn't shit the threat up for hours?

Black Diablos has come to your thread to break shit

We could argue, or we could post black harpies.

What will you choose?

>>44453280
But we're already broken after Godzilla fought a Tarrasque!

>>44453267
Retards like you are the reason why we have the mick posting here like he's in good company.

>>44453293
I chose hellwan.

>>44453297
Honestly sorta seems like you're in the minority here. But I get it, admitting that hurts and you'd rather double down. This isn't your discord server.

I shall post one(1) Kejourou and do so again in a couple of hours.

>>44453328
>anyone who doesn't want shit-tier newfaggots and retarded furries ruining a monster girl thread are the minority
Played your hand too hard, outsider. Fucking kill yourself.

>>44453328
I just want him to stop. Gatekeep the important things like NTR or the other garbage. Having a meltdown over some action in a cowboy post is just autism.

>>44453342
something something pretending to be retarded
something something actual retards believe they're in good company
- Druella, probably

>>44453334
I shall respond with one (1) more Kej and reply to your next post with the same.

I hope that when I wake up from my nap I'll be nabbed by a monster girl

>>44453342
Both are shit and if you do either you need to fuck off. It's really that simple. You want to post like a deviantart-tier faggot then do it somewhere else just like if you wanted to post about having your monster wife fuck 60 niggers while you watch.

>>44453300
Imagine a Hellhound in the wild captures a guy and takes him to her rape cave, and then she remembers she has to feed him and thinks hard what to bring him.

You know what? Fuck you.
>Ungrapes your apophis

Post brats in need of husband correction

>>44453382
this is just cherry apophis

>>44453365
Wannie is not stupid, she'd only kidnap a man that can grill.
Then she'd make the same perplexed face, when she realizes she doesn't own a grill or even charcoal, because she's actualy stupid.
>>44453360
I wish you that from the bottom of my heart, Anon.
>>44453382
This happens to an apophis that was bitten by a pharaoh.

>>44453362
cum bending

>>44453382
Thanks, I hate it.

>>44453280
That knee looks like a gigantic third nipple for some reason

>>44453342
It's the mgt special. Mentally ill anons complain about how lonely they are and how much they want loving waifus, and then demonstrate exactly why they don't.
All you can do is ignore it and hope janny cleans it up or he gets bored.

Centaurs are so starved for physical love. Their anatomy makes it such that hugs, cuddles, and the like are difficult. They grow up receiving little in this department, so when they reach adulthood, this deprivation manifests in different forms.

Centaurs go berserk at the slightest touch and rape you in a frenzy, blaming you later, demanding you take responsibility.
Unicorns turn into super perverts obsessed with porn, fantasies, and smut.
Bicorns do the same but take it up a notch with their cuckoldry.
Nightmares become stealthy midnight rapists, enacting their depraved fantasies with you through dreams.
Whitehorns become sinister and learn the art of drugging and date rape. Don't eat the cookies or drink the hot chocolate.

>>44453382

Horse pussy, worst pussy. It had to be said.

>>44453412
>replying to yourself after playing your hand with wanting to push more acceptance for furfaggots and other low quality posters
Kill yourself, /vg/ trash.

Imagine how much better the world would be if all the anons had a warm yeti to snuggle. She wants you to be happy anons, why are you so angry all the time?

>>44453421
OH MY

Hello my friends. Let us post wives.

>>44453382
>>44453421
These are frying my brain and I'm enjoying it?

>>44453442
Honestly, you answered your own question.

>>44453421
>unblues your succ

>>44453421
N-no! Demons have blue skin and that's that! Stop tempting me!

>>44452824
Speaking of each other past and why we are so antisocial? I need that a lot but only a unreal fantasy monster girl can provide it

>>44453421
I will not succumb to caramel demons
I will not succumb to caramel demons
I will not succumb to caramel demons

Most anons here will end up with flayers with how deranged we are, and it's a good thing. Flayers best girl

Only schizos need flayer therapy. The power of love and mamonobanana fixes everything else.

>>44453506
There are no portals, only one very nasty man sorrounded by a cadre of nasty people Who never get off twitter and discord except to come here

>>44453515
Yeah yeah yeah now get back into your panties tentacle form

>>44453517
Mickuel please

i will never be a squid

>>44453524
If I was forced to chose then I would go Night Gaunt.

>>44453531
What about a kid?

>>44453506
Real talk. Despite everything, I genuinely want even the most unhinged anon here to find love and happiness. It's one thing to say they don't deserve it and another to say the don't "deserve" it. If it takes a yeti or succ therapist, or the slimy embrace of a mind-flayer to help them, then I want to see them get that help.

>meds
cringe

>>44453530
Why does my service wan not wear pants?

>Ittan momen gets stained in the wash
>Hair and skin color changes accordingly

>>44453563
Not everyone can find a loving Shog.

>>44453541
that's how marriage with a Flayer and Dark Mage looks like. you're a kid, you're a squid, you're a kid, you're a squid, you're a kid, you're a squid...

>>44453537
Oh, OH! Speaking of which, I stumbled on a really old AO3 story that was pretty good.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13629336

Just working my way backwards through the archive.

>>44453563
The real cringe is liking Shoggoths. I'm not turning into a fucking slime boy.

>>44453604
Just go with a Nureonago instead if Shoggoths are too much for you.

>>44453604
Don't be dramatic anon. Shogs aren't going to change who you are. You will still be you.
You will just be goo, too.

>>44453604
Rude, shogs are best. Flayer shog chimera best girl in the Omniverse. >>44453546
Me too anon, one of the biggest appeals of MGE is everyone getting a happy ending even people I hate. It's one of the reasons why I get really sad when people on these threads are really hateful, monster girls in MGE would want us to love each other to some extent. >>44453541
Why her? Is it the submissiveness?

>>44453636
>monster girls in MGE would want us to love each other to some extent
My dream is that being incubi would give us the same strong yet broad sense of community that mamono have. We would see the mamono as "wives" and "females" while other incubi would be "brothers" and friends. In doing so, we'd lose the part of ourselves filled with rage and cruelty and end war forever.
A man can dream.

>>44453530
I need my irish sith to get me citizenship through marriage. please understand.

>>44453626
I gladly would, at least a Nureonago wouldn't force me to change into something I don't want to against my will.

>>44453630
I don't want to be a goo boy, If I wanted to be turned into a monster I wouldn't be a fan of MGE and only MGE when it comes to monster girl settings.

>>44453714
>If I wanted to be turned into a monster I wouldn't be a fan of MGE and only MGE when it comes to monster girl settings.
Might be the most retarded take I've ever read.

>>44453563
>noooo kiki don't take away my piss jars
>W-what's the axe for?
>nooooo don't cut off my internet
>nooooo I don't want my pills no matter what Greila says aghhhhhh I don't wanna be normal

>>44453671
I would sooner bash the mick and every other /vg/ vermin's head in than call those subhumans my "brother".

>>44453743
I hope we get milked and broken in by cats side by side, brother.

>>44453743
It's okay anon. Miss mindflayer will give you a hug and then everything will be better. You'll be so much happier not carrying all that weight around.

>>44453727
Every other setting either has monster boys, snuff, cuckshit or a multitude of other trash and until KC's retarded fumbles with Wonderland and Chaos girls MGE had it pretty good and it still is objectively the only good monster girl setting out there.

>>44453747
I'm literally dying. I forgive everything you've done for writing that.

>>44453762
>>44453747
>>44453753
>/vg/ trash circlejerking because shitting up a thread that doesn't like them is le epic
Kill yourselves. You faggots post like twitteroids trying to browbeat everyone into accepting their retarded opinions.

>>44453671
lmao, no. you can take all that brother nonsense and stick it, me and my Hellwan wife will be holed up in a cave somewhere while I write my manifesto decrying technology while hypocritcally using said technology and having a very insane mixture of religious beliefs varying from Esosteric Odinic Rite to Kali and Jesus that contradict impregnating a monster but since I see her as a human it's fine.

>>44453776
>Anon, mere moments before being taken away to snuggle his new (cat?) wife

>>44453742
>lalalala I cant hear you I am turning my mastah into a functioning member of society lalalala

>>44453788
>you can take all that brother nonsense and stick it
why you gotta be so mean

>>44453814
because you're a fucking faggot that should kill himself

>>44453814
>Actively trying to avoid other humans by living in a cave is mean
I do not understand.

>>44453801
>Master commit suicide after 3 days of office work
Wow who could have guessed

>>44453460

>>44453832
It's no different than you hiding in that cave alone and denying your waifu her life with you. You're denying the rest of the world the opportunity to get to know and learn from you.

>>44453839
>Another human who thinks he can run from his problems.
You will find that death is not the end and your problems will follow you past the mortal coil.

>>44453864
>anon wishes to die angry and unfulfilled
>"No," says lich

>>44453842
Yes, it is about time KC drew a new cait.

>>44451053
I sing Beast of Gevaudan by Powerwolf
https://youtu.be/po-u-V6GiEk?list=RD7FW4F5bi2Nc
>Cockatrice
Wot?

>>44453864
Oh boy I sure hope this lich brings anon back without making any wacky modifications to his sexual organs

>>44453882
Anyone who gets a lich is obligated to sing "Resurrection by Erection"

>>44453908
this

>>44453864
Damn, I'm sure that being forcefully resurrect to get back to work in your office is great and wouldn't make anon jaded and bitter. I'm sure he won't go crazy and slaughter the kiki who dragged him into this nightmarish hell before killing as many random as possible. If

>>44453801
shogg will turn anon into a based schizopilled chad, meanwhile kiki will turn anon into a wage cuck
>verification not required

Noooooooooo I don't want to have kids and be a father!!!!

>>44453671
This is nice. I wish I could live in that world too.

>>44453900
Like the old resurrection comes at a great cost, but your equipment just gets bigger/potent depending on how horny the lich is that day. Too much and you'll just get tossed to a buff zombie/reaper handler, however, no one can escape death for that long on purpose.

>>44453671
Sounds nice, I mostly just want to be happy in a world where people are happy.

>>44453951
>before killing as many random as possible. If
Oh thank goodness. Eros special forces finally got him. I'm sure he'll be much better after his reeducation.

>>44453953
Way to out yourself as a subhuman /vg/ troglodyte, fuck off.

>>44453954
Same. Monsters need to stop pushing fatherhood on us single males, it's too costly and time consuming. There's better uses of our time.

>>44453969
I try to erase the last part but I will post since you comment on it :
If anyone from the other side portal read that, know that I'm serious. Don't put me back in the wage cage.
>Verification not required

>>44452539
>>Attract a Shirohebi
Not picking something by Whitesnake.
>https://youtu.be/WyF8RHM1OCg?si=XNHOPykEgbcvOy57

>>44453973
Don't insult me in such a way Anon, I am not a /vg/fag

>>44454000
Sure you're not, faggot.

>>44454000
>>44454005
I have an idea, why don't we not lose the good vibes we have going and make the waifus sad? be nice to one another.

Gonna join the MGCPD so I can hang out at the cop bars and give monsters frustrating tickets

>>44454011
Go back to R eddit mister wholesome faggot.

Post loli monsters to scare away the /vg/ trannies.

>>44453414
>Centaurs go berserk at the slightest touch and rape you in a frenzy, blaming you later, demanding you take responsibility
Slap her ass after spending weeks practicing to do that vault-onto-her-back from behind move.
Giddyup!

Remember anons, play nice or the Bogies will come visit

>>44454037
Shit, I'm a hagbro. Don't have many loli monsters.

>>44454036
You caught me. I'm sorry. What I meant to say was: "Why can't you just be fucking happy, you piece of shit?"

I will never understand how a setting with unconditional love being at its core attracts so many angry hateful people, I understand lashing out I'm a bitter sad and angry person too but not like that
I hope flayers and bogies give us all correction

>>44454059
Fuck off.

>>44454037
are shortstacks okay?

Anons will get a hybrid of a Bogey and Mindflayer

>>44454059
Fuck off already, you're not funny

>>44454067
Nope, they'd be fine normally but /vg/fags are terrified by actual lolis so shortstacks won't be good enough to scare them off.

>>44454036
Flayer pit NOW!

>>44454059
while the setting does have unconditional love, it also has some stuff that people don't like due to personal tastes. Expecting it to please everyone is rather naïve

>>44454053
Why not bring some life to the thread by drawing some monster girls?
https://files.catbox.moe/8qr9uv.png
>>44454059
The kind of person who gets really into monster wives is also going to be the kind of person who goes absolutely insane at other people, go figure.
>>44454067
dunno, but here.

>>44454059
Judging by the last hour, there's at least a few of us who want to live in a world without this crap. I just want peace, love, and happiness for everyone.

>>44454104
The guy raging now is off his rocker, but you are literally the last person to be saying anything about people being insane, lmao

>>44453421
Eww bad color palatte!
Change her bits to red at least! Or post the red demon.

>>44454118
That's a load of shit, you only started pushing this when anons started clowning on faggots like *action* spammers and that furnigger Mick. Why not just admit you want anons to just accept furshit and other low quality garbage being pushed here so we can be your /vg/ offshoot thread?

A loli a day keeps the shitposters at bay

>>44454158
dummy shog

>>44454065
Naw
>>44454084
Oh I'm not making a joke, I'm dead serious. I think most Anons here would end up with a flayer or demonic energy shit.
>>44454130
NTA but I don't really like furshit, I don't like Mick but I don't hate him like the rest of the people here. I genuinely want the dude to get help I feel really bad for him, I know what it's like to suffer that intensely from stupid benign stuff. The post I made earlier was just kind of me venting frustrations, monsters are sweet and loving and I feel like we should represent that to some extent you know? Maybe I'm just extremely mentally ill I dunno

>>44454212
>he's still posting
consider suicide.
posting another cunny

>>44454212
You're a good person, anon.

>>44454037
Posting Sabbath belly.

>>44454230
>encouraging suicide
are you a wisp?

>>44454130
Not him, anon. You finished yet? This is embarrassing now.

>>44454212
Honestly this bit of coziness after anon whined about the action thing has been really nice and I'm glad you posted it. There is nothing wrong with >>44454118 or any of the other anons who try to be better people for their waifu. I know several of us volunteer or get therapy, so taking care of yourself isn't unheard of here.

>>44454212
>I genuinely want the dude to get help I feel really bad for him
You shouldn't feel sorry for him. Aside from the mental illness around his grudges against KC and his allies, he's genuinely a shitty, self-centered faggot and before the feud with KC he was every annoying both here and in the previous place he posted in before finding this thread.
It's just that only the final schizo meltdown made more people start recognizing him, but he really didn't change that much except for gaining some sort of public humiliation fetish.

>>44454212
>Unironically a faggot
God, keep your feminine emotions for yourself and shut the fuck up.

Consider the following

https://litter.catbox.moe/zacut9.png

https://litter.catbox.moe/tq3r3a.png

>>44454275
>except for gaining some sort of public humiliation fetish
Exactly. He's clearly the only on here who thinks it's a big deal but he just has to have the last word. We've been meming on him about flayers and Eros camps but he doesn't take the hint. Why can't he just stop and not have to have the last word and ruin these cozy threads day after day?

>>44454275
>KC and his allies
Kek, who would say it like that? You fighting a war?

>>44454289
I've got to clarify: are we talking about the cait sith poster or the asshole who's been shitting the place up over action or whatever he's on about? Honestly don't care about the guy with the cait waifu, he's pretty chill at least.

>>44454292
No, that's just how schizo mick sees things, I forgot to add quotes around "allies"

>>44454311
>he's pretty chill at least.
Nice try mick you cancerous fucking faggot. Get caught in a car bomb you failed abortion.

>>44454319
the text/image juxtaposition here is sublime

>>44454311
>Honestly don't care about the guy with the cait waifu, he's pretty chill at least.
I wouldn't consider that quest to get noticed by KC-sempai chill.

>>44454332
The only good furnigger is a dead furnigger. Kill yourself.

Here's a good tip. Just filter the word "Mick" and you'll see far less garbage. When the idiot jumps on the next word: rinse and repeat. See:
discord tranny
meds
go back
mick
???

We deserve better threads.

>>44454348
Or the irish furfaggot (you) could just kill himself and we could have a halfway decent thread again.

>>44454341
Protip: janny never looks at the context of posts outside the specific threads he monitors, and phrases like "nigger" and "kys" make you more likely to get targeted by him than the recipient, no matter how bad he is.

>>44454370
Suicide is wrong anon and would make the waifus sad.

>>44454348
do we?

>>44454411
It depends who you ask.

Is there an mg you love more than anything else in the world?
One you want to marry and live together with in eternal happiness?

The best way to tell we're being raided by /trash/ or /vg/ cretins is when the same two or so posters go back and forth espousing that anyone who pushes back is the real problem after one of their buddies gets called gay. Once you notice this it's impossible to not see it's a deliberate demoralization attempt to make people give up and just let them spam furshit and other nonsense here that hasn't been tolerated since these thread got kicked to /jp/ back in 2013.

>>44454448
Without a doubt.

>>44454348
The only reason you would continue arguing about this and taking the side of well known vermin is if you're one of them. Neck yourself retard.

>>44451743
You go months or even years without catching on.

>>44454471
Honestly, given how you're literally the only one still upset by this, I agree with anon that you're only trying to stir shit up here. It's been hours and yet you're still screeching and pretending anyone here actually believes your shit.

>>44454522
Keep trying man, I'm sure if you keep sucking off your irish furfaggot friend people will eventually believe you that he's not really that bad!

>>44454471
I don't know ow you decided to target our threads but sooner or later I am going to find out who you are.

>>44454541
And send a mindflayer to help him right, anon? Right??

>>44454541
>our
Fuck off back to /vg/, just because you're trying to colonize this thread doesn't make you a native.

>>44454487
Seeing how hard they're squirming now that they got called out it's plainly obvious that they're just mick's faggot friends from whatever shithole he's in to help play damage control for him.

>>44454522
>. It's been hours
I think it's been three or four days straight now.

>>44454561
>mick
>friends

>>44454571
Shitposter comrades in arms, more likely.

>>44454448
I want a familiar for all eternity.

>shit up the thread for almost an entire year now after Wightnog got outed as an annoying cuck
>seethe like mad when you're the object of ridicule
I hate newfags so much, man.

>>44454563
>>44454563
It's so obvious it's almost comical. Things start getting cozy, anon finds some thing to pretend to be angry about, and then he same-posts for hours and argues with himself. When that doesn't work and the thread moves on, he doubles down and starts it again. We had a solid hour of cozy after the first drama, everyone had moved on, and lo and behold, suddenly it's a big thing again.

Foxes

>>44454059
Because other mg settings exist for anons to jack off and nothing else, whereas MGE is explicitly a hugbox setting so anons bicker over where the line should be drawn. I don’t like the transformation-vore-snuff on other boards, but there’s remarkably less discourse over there besides the occasional obvious shitposter.

>>44454622
>vtumor
leave.

>>44454563
>>44454592
>>44454628
>>>/vg/
Go back, vermin.

>>44454628
But we haven't been arguing about the setting at all. Anon is literally having a melt-down over someone using "action" in a post four hours ago. the eternal struggle of hugbox vs. grimdark at it's peak in the late teens wasn't half as bad as this drama.

>>44454648
You mean the word action?

>>44454655
Nah, here lemme give an example.
*Pats your back*
It's when you use asterisks to signify some type of action like above.

>>44454647
>”Everyone I don’t like is reddit or /vg/“
>a helpful guide to MGE discourse

>>44454695
>circlejerking how everyone else is the problem and how mick is a misunderstood good guy
>not crossboarder faggotry
Go shit some other place up

>>44454695
>mobilefag filename
yeah get the fuck out of here.

>>44454655
>>44454687
Is that it?? I genuinely don't get it. How the hell is that any different that greentext?
>excited bunyip noises
or
>backs away slowly

These are things I see here CONSTANTLY and nobody bats an eye. What diffrerence does an * over a > make?

>>44454718
The * is used mostly on Twitter, discord, maybe reddit? That's why it flipped a trigger

>>44454718
It's tumblrshit nonsense that exposes the poster as an obvious outsider.

>>44454707
I never did this before so I might screw it up but was >>>/vg/443933641 you?
>>44454718
I refuse to believe it's genuine and not just something he randomly latched onto but the idea of any action happening at allexcept sex being too grimdark is funny.

>>44454732
And that's worth the thread going to shit for NEARLY FIVE HOURS? Good god, I try not to lose my cool, especially after all the feel-good cozy talk about loving one another, but what the actual fuck.

>>44454741
>implying I'd post on /vg/ after years of these retards raiding this thread
Kill yourself.

>>44454212
normally I would agree, but the mick has proven time and time again that he knows what he's doing and being malicious on purpose.

>>44454744
>wanting redditor, tumblr and twitter trannies to flood this thread with low quality bullshit when we already have the fucking mick to deal with
Are you retarded? Because god damn you seem like it.

>>44454744
again.. an anon posted a suggestion. Just report the mick to the moderation team and let them range ban him.

how long until the mick's asspals starts dumping images from a /v/ thread now that people are shitting on him again?

>>44454777
So who the hell is mick? I feel like both sides of this are throwing his name around so much I can't tell if he's on my side or theirs. Is this guy the one having a meltdown or the one who set the guy off using Unapproved formatting?

>>44454777
They'll only ban him if you convince him that relentlessly shitposting in the Hololive thread is the way to get KC's attention.

>>44454801
I just want to add that this feels like a "on this blessed day we are all Mick" moments.

>>44453626
I'll go with the shoggoth. i like too much for me

>friends convinced (You) to go clubbing in mgc
>arrive to a higher end nightclub
>explain your feeling of unease as the bouncers let your group in without any trouble
>they explain they let guys in for free at these place since it attracts more business
>the night progresses pretty smoothly
>even with the drunken rich hag flirting
>eventually (You) feel a pair of eyes drilling a hole in the back of your head
>look over and see a white succubus looking over at you
>you both lock eyes and she gestures over to a seat near her
>(You) shake your head and get back to your friends
>after a short while the bouncers grab you and escort you to some private garage attached to the club
>your friends try to protest however their pleas are drowned out by the cheering of the other patrons
>eventually get tossed into an expensive car with that white succubus
>however the sheer weight of her presence and the burning of your loins tell you that she may not be a normal succubus
>she floors it and (You) speed over to chief God knows where
>she looks over at (You) and finally speaks
>"Y-y-you c-come here often?"

>>44454801
>>44454817
>/vg/ newfaggots trying to muddy the waters on the irish furfag
Go back to your home board and stay there. You people are beyond obvious now.

>>44454239
I want to make that belly bloat with my seed

>>44454876
As you should, its the optimal state for a monster girl to be in.

>>44454883
I'll stick with sweaty, flushed, and breathing heavily. Preferably resting on top of her husband, or spooning him from the front as the demon lord intended.

I am going to attempt to... woo. The Goddess Ares.

>>44454829
Imma pull out the I’m feeling romantical line

Remember, not talking is how you lose monster interest

>>44454944
Good luck Anon, im sure your pelvis won't be dust within 10 seconds

>>44455003
Anon they'll just think you might be in pain and gain their interest faster!

>>44455027
I just took a vow of silence to be pious and pay penance for my lust

>>44455114
Fallen god bait

the pathway is clear

>>44455175
How's KC's game coming along, I haven't heard much from it since the cowgirl was released.

>>44455175
Fake.