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>>44435648
She's a racist and a rapist as well. Best not to approach her if you're human and have a penis.

>>44435648
I could fix her.

>>44435648
I could make her worse.

>>44435648
Imagine the leglock

>>44435648
I could accept her as she is and come to love her with time and patience.

>>44435648
I want her to make me worse.

Secretly a softie who does the abusive thing to keep appearances
Behind closed doors she clings to you while crying for forgiveness
Known to rub herself all over you like a cat
Can't fall asleep unless she is holding (you)r hand

>>44438665
I don't think I'd be able to fall asleep if Megumu was holding my hand!

>>44435648

She knows even an ordinary human like you can feel her presence. She is imposing already just by appearance, but even you can sense something else behind that. She's powerful, you can just tell from the air in the room. If you ever made her mad, then it would be over in seconds. You glance around the room, eager to avoid looking at her.That damn fox is in the corner, eagerly awaiting for what is coming. Then, the Tengu approaches you, putting a hand on your shoulder and rubbing it. "Humans are such pitiful creatures. To die so young, to be so weak and blind to the ways of the world, it is a sad fate" She says, barely hiding her mockery as her hands move down to her stomach and she pulls you closer "But humans are good for a few things. Humans are good at more physical activities. There's a reason there's so many of you running around. They're also so obedient and easy to control. Do you understand?" You nod, a pit growing in your stomach as your realize what she wants."Now, take it off" You quickly slide off your clothing, not wanting to anger her. Megumu gets up and walks around you, critically examining your body. That damn fox snickers in the corner. She hums to herself. "You'll do. Now, you want to go forward, yes?" You know that's a request, and refusing would not be allowed. You breath in, and agree.

That's all it takes for it to happen. She rapes you. If you try to turn away or close your eyes, she grabs your jaw and squeezes it, forcing you to look at her. If you're not following her commands, or performing well enough, she strikes you hard to get you to shape up. The damn fox is there the whole time, just watching. Finally it is over, Megumu stands up and stretches before heading off to clean up, The fox tosses you a towel, making sure it lands on your face. She leans in to whisper to you "You should feel honored that this happened. You served a purpose today by accompanying my master in bed. I dare say this is the greatest achievement in your life" She snickers to herself as you get dressed.

Megumu comes back, looking refreshed. "Your services are over for now" She reaches for you suddenly. You flinch back, nearly falling over as you scoot away from her. She smiles widely "You're afraid?" You nod. "Good. Remember this moment for the rest of your life. Always know your place human, and know that if we ever want you in the future, we'll know where to find you" You barely remember being brought back, you only know you're laying in the dirt besides the road into the village. Your clothes are disheveled and filthy, you can still feel the pain from where she struck you, you know'll it'll bruise, and you must stink from all you've done. You quickly make your way home. Are the villagers watching you and talking among themselves? Do they know are are you imagining it? You don't care to find out. You arrive home and get inside, locking the door. You flop onto your futon and think. You could get help. That shrine maiden-No. You can't tell anyone. It's shameful, you're less of a man now. She'd look at you in disgust and then they'll all know, and if she really works with thew youkai like all the rumors say.... You try to control your breathing. You can handle this on your own. Get a bath, clean your clothes, then smile and pretend nothing happened. You were just spending the day walking. Sure. All you can hope is that the Tengu will never see you again.

She knows even an ordinary human like you can feel her presence. She is imposing already just by appearance, but even you can sense something else behind that. She's powerful, you can just tell from the air in the room. If you ever made her mad, then it would be over in seconds. You glance around the room, eager to avoid looking at her.That damn fox is in the corner, eagerly awaiting for what is coming. Then, the Tengu approaches you, putting a hand on your shoulder and rubbing it. "Humans are such pitiful creatures. To die so young, to be so weak and blind to the ways of the world, it is a sad fate" She says, barely hiding her mockery as her hands move down to her stomach and she pulls you closer "But humans are good for a few things. Humans are good at more physical activities. There's a reason there's so many of you running around. They're also so obedient and easy to control. Do you understand?" You nod, a pit growing in your stomach as your realize what she wants."Now, take it off" You quickly slide off your clothing, not wanting to anger her. Megumu gets up and walks around you, critically examining your body. That damn fox snickers in the corner. She hums to herself. "You'll do. Now, you want to go forward, yes?" You know that's a request, and refusing would not be allowed. You breath in, and agree.

That's all it takes for it to happen. She rapes you. If you try to turn away or close your eyes, she grabs your jaw and squeezes it, forcing you to look at her. If you're not following her commands, or performing well enough, she strikes you hard to get you to shape up. The damn fox is there the whole time, just watching. Finally it is over, Megumu stands up and stretches before heading off to clean up, The fox tosses you a towel, making sure it lands on your face. She leans in to whisper to you "You should feel honored that this happened. You served a purpose today by accompanying my master in bed. I dare say this is the greatest achievement in your life" She snickers to herself as you get dressed.

Megumu comes back, looking refreshed. "Your services are over for now" She reaches for you suddenly. You flinch back, nearly falling over as you scoot away from her. She smiles widely "You're afraid?" You nod. "Good. Remember this moment for the rest of your life. Always know your place human, and know that if we ever want you in the future, we'll know where to find you" You barely remember being brought back, you only know you're laying in the dirt besides the road into the village. Your clothes are disheveled and filthy, you can still feel the pain from where she struck you, you know'll it'll bruise, and you must stink from all you've done. You quickly make your way home. Are the villagers watching you and talking among themselves? Do they know are are you imagining it? You don't care to find out. You arrive home and get inside, locking the door. You flop onto your futon and think. You could get help. That shrine maiden-No. You can't tell anyone. It's shameful, you're less of a man now. She'd look at you in disgust and then they'll all know, and if she really works with thew youkai like all the rumors say.... You try to control your breathing. You can handle this on your own. Get a bath, clean your clothes, then smile and pretend nothing happened. You were just spending the day walking. Sure. You can do this. All you can hope is that you'll never have to see a tengu again.

>>44438665
>>44442199
Pick your poison.

>>44442261
I like my turbodork version more

>>44442199
>All you can hope is that you'll never have to see a tengu again.
Why is the human a gay faggot in this story? If he wasn't so scared and squeamish maybe he would've been kept around for further service.

>>44442482
His pelvis is probably broken all the way till next Saturday. Have some sympathy, anon.

>>44442504
You're never going to be able to handle Tengu if you don't show some grit and push through the pain.

>>44442199
Nice fanfiction Megumu
We all know you spill your spaghetti when you talk to men

Post more Megu

>>44442482
She specifically picks the gay ones for extra sadism

>>44442199
Tsuasa standing in the corner
Tsukasa getting off on Megumu raping people
Tsukasa in the cuck chair

>>44443063
I'd consider using Tsukasa to clean my cock after Megumu was done with me.

>>44443095
the fox get pregnant every time
megumu, not so much

>>44443063
Sorry, but I'm not going to so much as glance at the kitsune. This cock is for tengu and oni only.

>>44443150
That's okay anon, she just wants to watch.
She doesn't want to compromise her position with kids, pipe foxes are so fertile and their off spring so dangerous to their masters, she can't get pregnant while also keeping her job.
So she's very pent up and horny all of the time, so all she can do is watch in the corner as you and Megumu go at it.

>>44443110
b-but she just licked it clean... she can't be that fertile

>>44443742
There's a reason they call it a mouthpussy anon...

>>44435648
Damn she's fat.

>>44442622
I just wanted a cute wolf tengu wife, not this...

>>44445152
Sadly for you a LOW CASTE tengu like a white wolf has no way to oppose a higher caste crow tengu. Finding an exotic human mate able to love a tengu is so rare that it can't be wasted on such a LOW caste women

>>44445184
so what you're saying is I need to send in a decoy anon to get raped by megumu so she's distracted and can't stop me claiming my white wolf wife

Oh man! I would really hate to be Megumu's sex slave! I hope she doesn't ride me to exhaustion every night! I would really hate that!

>>44435648
Useless hag, so incompetent not even Marisa could get her a date.

>>44435648
Basically everybody in Touhou is a massive piece of shit. What makes her differnet?

>>44449121
Succulent thicc tengu thighs. That's what.

>>44449131
So she's a piece of shit like everybody else, but she's actually hot.

>>44449121
She wears a small hat, has a long nose, and controls the banks *and* the media.

>>44449393
Ah, I see.

She's Irish.

>>44449492
"Dragon Gem" is really just code for "lucky charm".

>>44449492
So that's why they are all alcoholics...

>>44449121
Megaton Milkers

>>44442261
The second one is a prequel of the first one.

>>44448951
You better not stray too far into Tengu territory or your worst fear might get realized!

>>44435648
Thaya

I will always love how she mogged aya with her red snow love hokage to chimata.
red hatted tengu should know their place has servants is cemented.

>>44435648
Does she lay eggs?

>>44456424
somewhere between cantaloupe and watermelon sized, yeah

>>44456452
tengu eggs are far bigger than that

>>44459498
It wasn't a tengu egg though
imagine though

Imagine. You're a villager who has a bit too much to drink one evening and falls off the cable car. You survive, but pass out from your injuries and drunkenness, and wake up bandaged in a fine, unfamiliar room. Suddenly, Megumu pops her head in, her face lighting up as you lock eyes. She immediately disappears, and the next few minutes are a cacophony of grunting, strained noises, followed by the sounds of a whisk and hot pan.
She emerges once more, covered in a slight sheen of sweat and carrying a towering plate of scrambled eggs with a bit more pride than you'd expect.
You don't have to tell her what happened, but you do have to eat all the eggs.

>>44456452
Suika-sized egg?

>>44460403
>You don't have to tell her what happened, but you do have to eat all the eggs.
Kek. Also, fucking ew.

>>44459612
but it was clearly close enough for tenma to confuse it for a tengu egg, which means that actual tengu eggs must be roughly the same size

>>44456452
If that's the case, why go through the trouble of raping human men? Her tengu cunt must be so blown out and stretched beyond repair that the only penises that she can feel belong to onis.

>>44460754
Youkai healing factor. Her pussy is always as tight as a virgin thanks to it.

>>44460754
Tengu-on-human rape isn't about the sex, anon. They just enjoy ruining innocent human males for marriage, as the shame never goes away.
They're especially fond of men who have just gotten engaged, so you must remain vigilant at all times.

Such confidence

>>44461273
If tengu women regularly lay eggs that range from large to massive, wouldn't their cunts be naturally loose and accomodating too? Aya's alcove and Megumu's mineshaft would have no reason to be tight for them to get destroyed on a monthly basis when they have to lay their period eggs. Hatate on the other hand would probably still be tight down there, with her never having gone through tengu puberty and still being flat and barren, never having laid a single egg in her life. She might not even have feathers around her private parts.

>>44461426
I'm a khhv, will I ever be lucky enough to be raped by a tengu?

>>44461540
This sounds like something Hatate would post to make men like her more

>>44461571
It's considered highly desirable for a woman in tengu society to possess above average height, large breasts and a cavernous vagina. Too much tightness can fracture the shells of the eggs as they pass through, which is why it is seen as an indicator of poor fertility, like small breasts.

>>44461554
No, you'll be safe because the tengu think you're boring.
You're a prime target for getting bullied by fairies, though. Akyuu runs a support group. Talk to her if you ever need help.

Disgusting rapist tengu!

Enough of this. If men are so against being raped by tengu, why don't they just come voluntarily and ask to marry them properly?

>>44463238
I got raped by a tengu on my way up the mountain, she said it was a "road tax" for using the path up there.
After that I was too tired and had to stay the night, but she kicked me out before I could ask her to direct me to Hatate's house.

>>44463238
Tengu have no interest in sex. The best you might hope for is becoming their pet/concubine.

Smile for the camera, Anon.

>>44463473
b-but why do I have to wear this slutty outfit?
why won't you tell me when I can go home?
where did all of my underwear go?

>>44463473
Will she use those pictures for blackmail if you step out of line afterwards?

>>44463473
Megumu taking photos of you in compromised positions to send to your human wife back in the village!
Megumu making you kiss her foot on camera while she watches with a smug yet loving smile!

>>44463473
>>44463499
>>44463503
>>44463512
Why are tengu so emotionally stunted that they can't engage in courtship like normal people?

>>44461748
Damn, fairy correction rape time.

>>44463564
Good luck, anon. I'm sure they'll have you fully corrected in no time.

Starting to think this thread is just pro-human propaganda

>>44463683
Human Lives Matter!

>>44442199
This reads like it was written by someone who has never talked to a human man and has never seen a penis.

>>44463877
Surely tengu don't spend their days writing horny HMTF fapfics?

>>44463916
that premise is instantly hotter than whatever anon was actually trying to write

>>44461554
Virgins are a favorite target of the tengu. It's one thing to rape a man, it's another to defile him, to ruin a moment that is meant to be important. They want you to be traumatized and ruined for life.

>>44463238
All human men desire is to be loved, which is something inhuman monsters cannot provide to them.
Also, nobody wants to fuck a weird cloaca. Only human pussies can provide genuine pleasure.

>>44463978
Surely a man who was traumatized like that wouldn't fall into a form of Stockholm syndrome, just happening to walk the same mountain paths, happening to get captured by the same tengu doing her rounds, time and time again. Surely he wouldn't slowly stop struggling, the fire of anger in his eyes fading out, replaced by a sick sort of devotion. Surely, he wouldn't one day, quietly, sore and drained after yet another submission, haltingly ask- no, beg- his tengu to bring him home with her.
Surely not.

>>44463978
So how does that work out when said man insists on the tengu becoming his bride as compensation?

>>44464013
Reimu apologist detected, youkai, specifically tengu, pussy feels vastly superior to the sloppy human counterparts, as they can freely control the individual muscles of the vaginal canal to create an unrivaled experience for the male.

>>44464013
>nobody wants to fuck a weird cloaca
Speak for yourself.

>>44464075
>>44464076
Tell me, if the tengu are so superior, why does every tengu newspaper need a secret human-tengu relationship propaganda fund?
If tengu pussy is so great, how did the Tanuki News Network put together that incredible exposé on how every man who was raped by tengu described the experience as "unpleasant" and "miserable", while even the guys who had their pelvises crushed by oni said that they at least had a good time?
if tengu women are so popular, why did I see the Daitengu at Geidontei, drinking herself into a stupor while mumbling about how there aren't any good men left, while Akyuu is surrounded by numerous highly eligible bachelors applying for her arranged marriage?

Face it, nobody wants to be with the long-nosed goblins. Human superiority all the way.

>>44464213
>Akyuu is surrounded by numerous highly eligible bachelors applying for her arranged marriage
You owe your life to the tengu Kosuzu, don't make them regret the favour.

>>44464213
Agreed, youkais care about lust, they are wild beasts, humans do care about your feelings

>>44464213
>IT'S DA TENGOOOOOOOOOZ
HIDF out in full force today, I see. Aya, pull up those stats.
>human-tengu relationship propaganda fund
It's called "philanthropy," maybe human women should try it. Human women are happy to watch the men who could be theirs slave away, while they simply wait, getting wrinkly and fat while they wait to be pursued. Letting those men know there's a system where they've got intrinsic value as a husband is a charitable duty.
>every man who was raped by tengu described the experience as "unpleasant"
Debunked, every single man in that horrid piece of yellow journalism was a shapeshifter. They found the experience unpleasant because there was no copulation, they were simply shooed away as soon as they were found out.
>Akyuu is surrounded by numerous highly eligible bachelors
Interesting. Our stats show that the Akyuu household has had precisely two visitors in the past month. The first was a shrine maiden seeking donations, while the second was the local bookseller asking for the return of a long-overdue love help book. Where are all these proposals?

>>44464013
>Also, nobody wants to fuck a weird cloaca
This, so much this! Wait, you said nobody? Uhm...

>>44464446
When have you ever heard about a happy human-youkai marriage? That's right, never. There are no happy interspecies relationships.
Meanwhile, the village all live happily with their human spouses, secure in the knowledge that their love is something the youkai can never take away.

Also, imagine thinking that anyone still trusts the tengu newspapers. Those rags aren't even worthy of being used to wipe human bums.

Who benefits from tengu and humans both being riled up about men? Angry enough to get distracted from those very same men being stolen from right under both their noses...

>>44464860
lies, we all know that tsukasa's joined sanae in the competition to see who can take more miles of cock in the moriya shrine hall of worship
tengu squabbling over who gets to rape the most humans is of little concern to her when she's got into the Kochiya Cock Carousel

>>44464905
pipefox are monogamous
just dangerously fertile

>>44438665
I wish Megumu had more consensual handholding images...

>>44464446
> Letting those men know there's a system where they've got intrinsic value as a husband is a charitable duty.
And this is how the human race goes extinct. How can you go back to disgusting, ran through, old, loose human pussy? Back to wrinkly and fat humies or a hot eternally tight (yokai regeneration) tengu??

>>44466461
god i wish that were me

>>44466484
I legitimately can't tell if this is a lonely anon or a lonely tengu.

>>44466540
A tengu would go and vent their frustrations by raping someone, so logically it must be a lonely anon by process of elimination.

>>44466540
this thread is 50% lonely tengu, 49% lonely anons, and 1% seething human girl
it's hard to know really, you can just flip a coin

I don't understand you guys, you do realize that Megumu is racist and a rapist right? You would be groped, objectified, bullied, and in general subjected to a life of a lower social status and subservient to Megumu

>>44466585
imagine...

>>44466585
we'll see how racist she is after our 15th child

>>44466585
and?

>>44466591
>>44466596
>>44466608
What the hell is wrong with you people, don't you have any masculine pride left? Are you just desperate for any kind of woman's touch? You do realize that there are plenty of decent humans in Gensokyo who won't treat you like garbage and aren't vile monsters of the night, right?

>>44466620
You forget, beauty standards for humans have gone up quite a bit in the last ~150 years. A peasant from a snapshot of 1885 Japan isn't up to snuff. Not to mention your odds of survival as tengu "property" skyrocket compared to being an outsider married to a h*man w*man.

I'll take one for the team, bros
I'll marry this seething human woman so the rest of you are free to marry your tengu wives

>>44466639
What the hell is wrong with you? First of all, your odds of survival with a youkai are nonexistent, and secondly the human village has loads of very pretty human girls, they are not at all ugly! Kosuzu is a very cute girl with adorable habits who would make any man happy. Reimu and Marisa are the ones in charge of youkai extermination, and while they're both odd and keep some questionable company, they are still very acceptable choices. And I don't need to introduce the head of the Hieda family, the most desired woman in all of Gensokyo, do I?

>>44466648
thank you for your sacrifice
we'll network a bit and by the time akyuu shuffles off to work for the yama, we'll have found some nice youkai women for you

Sure, sure- forced tengu breeding, tengu raping passing travelers, all that. But how would Megumu react to a man taking initiative? What if she pressed her big tengu titties against a man she was planning on having her way with, only to find herself getting pushed down?

>>44466655
Kosuzu is too young by all accounts, Reimu displays a borderline sociopathic disregard for her so-called friend's wellbeing, and as for the current child of Miare, well, suffice it to say I'm not interested in being left with a kid and a corpse within the year.

Marisa's actually pretty nice herself, but even setting aside the fact that married life and incident resolution are at ends, her nutrition is questionable, at best. Even a Japanese woman shouldn't be that short at her age, and don't get me started on all the toxic chemicals she works with.

>>44466763
>only to find herself getting pushed down
Tengu are physically stronger than any man.

>>44466783
There is no youkai stronger than humanity's desire to shag anything that seems vaguely compatible with their own biology.

>>44466783
true, but gravity is indiscriminate and Megumu compensates heavily for being short with massive geta even by tengu standards
that plus her being caught off guard and having her tengu pride shook a bit guarantees that the bird is grounded

>>44466799
hear, hear

>>44466777
>kosuzu is too young by all accounts
is she, though?
Akyuu was like, 23 when this chapter came out, so even if we went really generous with the estimates and said they were five years apart, that still makes kosuzu 18

>>44467148
oh sorry my one-track mind got stuck on kosuzu panties and forgot to actually post the picture that provides the context for my degenerate ramblings

>>44466620
I can fix her

>>44467148
I maintain my statement that she's too young.

Is there really not a single Megumu egglaying pic out there? What a travesty.

>>44467243
How would a racist like Megumu react to laying an egg that was fertilized by a human?

>>44467266
Anon, you know that tengu breed true, right? When those children hatch with their human father's eye or hair color, but 100% tengu through and through, she'll feel nothing but a loving, joyful pride at having bred the h*man out of her beloved husband's bloodline in just one generation.

>>44467306
Megumu had better be prepared to continuously be on maternity leave until a proper half-tengu is produced.

>>44464213
akyuu is so desperate for a bachelor, she is colluding with dirty t*nuki, to spread her fud. little she knows it's the goddamn raccon dogs who steal her share of the men.

>>44466783
Sweep the leg! Works every time.

>>44467799
>picrel
That man is going to get fucked all night long by the tanuki

>>44467799
Cope an' seethe, darlin', as the young 'uns would say. There ain't any lies in those hardworkin' tanuki's report. 'tis indisputable that human males prefer human pussy like ours.
If you're so desperate to get laid, why not get with yer own kind? Oh right, tengu males would rather spend their time preenin' each other's feathers than shack up with their own women.
You saw the latest report, right? The one that said that every species' males considers tengu women as the least desirable, even the tengu themselves? Nobody wanna be with such an unpleasant kinda gal an' their blown out cunts. Y'all should just do like the kappa and stick to machines, you've got a better chance with those.

Meanwhile, while tengu are fighting humans and tanuki for theoretical husbands, all the men are free and up for grabs. The obvious result:

>>44469143
Over the centuries, human men developed a sixth sense that allows them to immediately detect the presence of p*pe foxes and avoid them and their constant NTR.
The only people they can still drive to ruin are outsiders and dumb women.
Only human women and purebred children for us, thank you very much. There's no greater happiness to be found than seeing your human children grow up while growing old with your wife.

>>44469324
>Only human women and purebred children for us,
Pic unrelated.

>>44469049
Mamizou please, the tengu are already dead.

>>44467799
ZUN masterfully pulled at the heartstrings here. We got to see the two old men over so many chapters and got attached to them, and then suddenly our beloved gramps is caught while vulnerable and manipulated by a vile t*nuki.
was one of the most intense and scary moments so far in the print works for sure

>>44466620

>>44469788
They're not quite gone yet. You can still save them. All they need is the love of a human man and a child in their belly and they'll escape the wretched fate that awaits them otherwise.
Do it for humanity, anon.

>>44469049
>Nobody wanna be with such an unpleasant kinda gal an' their blown out cunts.
But I do. I want Megumu to ask "is it in yet" every time she rapes me, and make fun of my tiny, inferior human pp. I want her to take pictures of it and send them to all the girls in the Human Village, so none of them will think of me as marriage potential. I want her to tell all her tengu girl friends and subordinates about my shortcomings and be met with smug looks, derisive laughs and condescending attitudes from them whenever she has people over or she makes me go to her workplace with her.

>>44470849
I mean, is it really rape if your dick doesn't even touch the sides? those eggs are no joke, man
you might as well still be pure

>>44470849
>>44470866
Tanuki have really stooped to samefagging in the tengu thread. Is Mamizou really having that much difficulty getting laid?

>>44470866
Megumu telling you that "it wasn't rape cause your penis is so small that it didn't even count as sex" is pretty hot.

>>44470573
Source?

>>44470928
(C82) [Ashima Sandou (Ashima Takumi)] Anata dake o Mitsumete vol. 2
https://exhentai.org/s/78c0c53317/2038968-8

Technically it's a Yuuka doujin, but that panel still applies.

>>44470573
Now I kind of want to write a story where Reimu gets so tired of teenagers getting eaten by Youkai she offers her own body up to them.

>>44470916
While that is kind of hot, /jp/ anons don't have small pp, just look at the onahole thread, one of the requests is for big onaholes that don't break after a few uses

I'm gonna go up the mountain and find a tengu to marry, no matter what the human girls or tanuki say!

>>44470916
I prefer the idea of taking Megumu on an extended visit to pound town after being abducted by her, followed by her trying to salvage her trembling, cum-soaked tengu pride by mocking human endurance while she struggles to rise out of bed. Then she staggers away to get some nice breakfast for the two of us.

>>44472820
Nothing but human cock will be able to satisfy her afterwards...

>>44472732
Speak for yourself, my small pp and erectile dysfunction is gonna save me from thoses beasts

>>44472766
>I'm gonna go up the mountain and find a tengu to marry, no matter what the human girls or tanuki say!
- Hugh Mann, Genuine Human Villager

>>44472766
remember to avoid cover, always travel in open spaces so its easier to spot you from above. also, mask your scent. you wouldnt want to be snatched by a unruly wolf tengu now. would you?

>>44472866
You are a prime target for upper class tengu women like Megumu and her friends. They love to strip a pet human naked in their snobby parties and laugh at his tiny and non-functional penis. It's both entertainment and a power play at the same time for them. They truly are the most malicious of youkai.

>>44473005
They act all smug, but in reality they need a harmless anon to keep them company or they'll feel miserable and lonely. He'll end up like >>44466461 once the sun sets.

>>44473038
They really do enjoy bullying anons as it's in their nature, but it's also a convenient way to hide the fact that they also really want someone to dote on and cuddle with.

>>44473038
>>44473100
I refuse to believe that thoses tengus know something about romance, don't believe their lies

>>44473331
They don't know anything about romance, why do you think they rape people? Their entire culture lacks a courtship dynamic and as a result it's their greatest weakness socially.

Jang-shalom, fellow human males! Have you kissed your beautiful, affectionate, totally non-abusive tengu wife today? No? Then you should find one! It’s easy, just climb up Youkai Mountain and take off your pants, and ! You’ll find a loving tengu in no time!

This woman just sat down across from me as I was eating lunch, and she keeps giving me this look. How do I get out of this?

>>44473985
What do tengu onigiri taste like?

>>44474003
Megumu's rice balls have a very unique, highly sought out seasoning to them!
You have to eat ALL the rice balls!

>>44474047
The lucky human who marries this high-class tengu lady gets to eat these every day! Combined with all the other perks of falling in love with this lovely lady, what could be better?

>>44474064
do you really think a human could survive that?

>>44474105
You wouldn't just survive, you would thrive! There would be powerful tengu pheromones in everything you ate, you'd feel better than ever! A great tengu like her would take excellent care of her mate! Yes she would!

>>44474047
Fucking gross!

>>44474136
How can I be sure that I'd get picked by a high ranking tengu like Megumu if I decided to contact one of their tengu-human marriage agencies? I don't want to get paired up with someone like Aya or, god forbid, H****e.

>>44474136
I see Hatate is as obvious as usual.
With propaganda as obvious as this, you'll never win the newspaper competition.

Besides, we all know who human men really belong to. Even the greatest of tengu cannot compare.

>>44474157
Well, you just have to make sure you're an attractive candidate for the highest-ranking of your tengu superiors, hmm?
...Though, it should be noted that anyone who accepts placement with Hatate will have their relationship subsidized with a pipefox...

>>44474157
You would first have to take the tram to the shrine.
Then go down the mountain after making sure you've masked your scent so the whites don't get you first. After that you need to find the path to the village and find the biggest house there, thats Megumu's mansion and where civil affairs take place.
Then you must find somewhere to bathe and gussy up, this can be done inside one of the houses, but be careful! Being found at this stage will mark you as an intruder and you'll have to go through the white wolves!
Then you correctly mark out which bedroom is occupied by a high ranking crow female, after accomplishing this simply make the room: light some candles, sprinkle some rose petals, and have some sake and cups ready, you DID prepare some right?
Then wait, now if you did this wrong and entered the bedroom of a male tengu... well thats what we call a BAD END, given that the grand majority of male tengu are more concerned with preening the feathers of fellow male tengus if you catch my drift.
Good luck!

>>44474188
I don't want that filthy vulpine menace to cuck my bird wife, if I catch one it's going right the fuck back outside where it belongs, damn dirty animal.

>>44474047
tought luck mate. i will clean megugu's asshole with my tongue.

>>44474299
She's not right in the head, is she. She's so desperate for a human mate that she's ready to stoop as low as to take off all of her clothes in public...

Well anon?

>>44476340
I'm tired of being raped every time I set foot outside. I demand marriage.

>>44476340
NO

>>44476340
>>44476417
I demand the right to duel the other Anon in lethal combat for the Daitengu's hand in marriage.

>>44476464
...could she even deal with the idea of having not one, but TWO human men willing to fight and die for her hand?

>>44476525
I am willing too. I vote for a battle royale over her hand. We just need another 97 anons.

>>44476525
>>44476556
Gensokyo's newest incident is shaping up to be the bloodiest of all. I wonder who could possibly benefit from such an uptick in human casualties...

Anons, anons, please. Human men are a precious resource who can't just be allowed to throw their lives away like that. Each and every one needs to be paired properly with a tengu for breeding purposes.

>>44476595
Shut up Megumu

>>44476595
Well, Heil Hitler, bitch.

>>44476556
anon... I don't think this is a good idea
we know who would win

>>44476731
Why would she be competing in a battle royale for a tengu's hand?

>>44477041
Isn't it obvious? To grow the power of the Hakugyokurou by marrying Youmu off to Megumu.

>>44476595
Tengu will not rape us nor replace us!

>>44476625
>>44476636
>>44477273
You WILL submit to Tengu Domination.
You WILL abandon the h*man village to live with your Tengu wife.
You WILL have many, many Tengu children together.
And you WILL be happy.

>>44477311
Provided the first term is negotiable, where do I sign?

Did Megumu surpass Aya in popularity?

>>44472866
That just means Moogoomoo is gonna prostate massage the daylights out of you. Then she'll make fun of you for squirting as opposed to cumming. She'll force you to have mind bending, amazing prostate orgasms that leave you quivering and shaking like a girl and firing out blanks. Then she'll do what the other anon said and strip you naked and laugh at your manhood, or should i say womanhood.

>>44477741
Not just yet but its pearls before swine, she doesn't need numbers to be more popular

>>44477741
laughing out loud

Megumu is newsworthy!

How likely would Megumu be to agree to a joint venture to use Kappa tech and Tengu organization to mass produce televisions, thus ensuring much greater influence for the Tengu, and the ability to allow other youkai to pay them for "Warning PSAs" to be aired? Surely nothing can go wrong with this idea and it wouldn't bring the entirety of Gensokyo bearing down to prevent the Tengu from gaining a stranglehold on the villagers' beliefs.

>>44477741
aya's fw she sees the human male she's had her eye on getting dragged away by megumu

You are the little spoon
Megumu pins you beneath her
She is significantly taller than you
She wishpers "mine..." in your ear
She squeezes a little tighter before gently snoring away

Loving Megumu is the best

>>44489134
Ain't it odd that every time the Bunbunmaru posts an interview about some feller talkin' about his love for tengu, I can never find the bloke in the village? When I ask around, it's like nobody's ever heard of 'em.
I do wonder where Aya keeps finding these men who are so excited at the prospect of bein' with tengu.

>>44485943
I hope she goes through with this plan. I want to watch the electric tengu every day and not question anything in it like a good human ought to do. It would also help tengu women with time management. They can just turn on the tv and sit their human pets in front of it to keep them occupied like toddlers. A great way for them to have a little time to unwind after work and maybe drink a cup of sake or two, before they have to start making dinner.

>>44489337
He is me anon
And "asking around" means asking people in the street, not the ladies' club at 11 PM.

>>44489134
>She is significantly taller than you
daitengu hands typed this post (from a specialized chair necessary to reach the keyboard)

>>44489491
Greasy kappa hands wrote this post. It must suck being a malding womanlet working a blue collar job, but there's no need to get angry about the tengu being tall, natural leaders with long flowing hair.

Megumu is a dork!
A DORK!
MEGUMU IS A DO

>>44492144
This anon was found unconscious and naked hours later, his pelvis bruised and reeking of tengu pheromones

Become FATTER
Act LAZIER
Masturbate DAILY
Reject TENGUS
Theses are the weapons to turn thoses beasts away

>>44489134
I'd wriggle loose from her embrace after she is sound asleep and fuck all of her holes.

Fuck you tengu pieces of shit!

THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ANY TENGU IN THIS THREAD
EVERY TENGU IS A SON OF A BITCH
WE WILL WIN ANY YOUKAI WAR
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>44492230
>>44492275
calm down chimata

>>44489337
Of course you can't find them in the village, Mamizou. They're too busy around Youkai Mountain increasing the Tengu population at an exponential rate.

Big megumu in a oversized sweater capturing you inside

>>44493049
I will mogu mogu the mega megu milkers.

>>44492192
>wriggle loose
Every movement you make will make her squeeze tighter
She is curled around you, there is no escape

You know, this thread shows why men are so rarely given any positions of power in Gensokyo. You sluts would comprise yourself to any youkai that gave you attention "I wanna get raped by a Tengu!" "Big Bird Bobbies!" "Step on me, Flower Mommy!" Disgusting. All of humanity would be under the thumb of the youkai in under a year if you morons were in charge. Just control your lust and use it to go after a human women instead. But your minds are so broken so won't pay attention to any of them, even if they're rich, and educated, and pretty.

>>44493480
Maybe the fact that human men would rather go after (allegedly) terrifying maneating youkai (0 confirmed instances of fatal tengu-on-human predation btw) than human women says something about your kind? A chance for self-reflection, perhaps? Something that living in a poorly-guided human-led matriarchy just doesn't provide for these men? Something the wise and loving guidance of a Great Tengu can provide them with?

>>44493538
>(0 confirmed instances of fatal tengu-on-human predation btw)
I wonder who controls the media that typically reports on human deaths...

>>44493084
Some anons would be content living like this.

>>44493680
>I wonder who controls the media that typically reports on human deaths...
The Hieda clan, but even they can only stretch the truth about the more civilized youkai so far.

>>44494409
The truth that human males paired with a tengu are PROVEN to have higher marital satisfaction, more children, and fewer extramarital affairs, you mean?
(note: kuda-gitsune excluded from official affair statistics)

>>44494481
Ssshhh. If you say that in the wrong circles you'll find yourself blacklisted in certain human shops that Akyuu has leverage over.

>>44493480
Pretty Based

>>44493538
>>44494481
I didn't know crows could type

>>44493534
Akyuu is finally dateable!

(((Hieda))) propaganda should be ignored. Just make sure not to speak too loudly about it. Most people that have end up committing suicide for whatever reason.

>>44493721
>Some
You mean most, myself included
(You) are her most precious possession after all

>>44498420
Fuck the Hieda!

Reject humanity!
Embrace the Great Tengu!

>>44498652
Her breasts are each as big as her head! She truly is great!

>>44493480
Tell them Akyuu!

>>44501063
Imagine hugging her tight and burying your face in the depths of her cleavage, never to see the light again.

>>44503099
Imagine doing that while standing up, on your tiptoes, still coming up to only her tit height. Having a tall daitengu wife would be the best.

the reason megumu has a tripod is because she has to take all these embarrassing "sexy" photos of herself on her own
not even the tube fox can handle the cringe of doing these photoshoots and hearing her talk about how hopeful she is for finally attracting a human man like all the other tengu

>>44503157
You're likely to be sorely disappointed when you find out most of their height comes from the geta, then.

>>44503197
Kappa lies

>>44503157
Man, I want a big tengu gf. Does Megumu have dialogue in TW yet?

>>44503786
No Kappa here, just a human who enjoys reassuring his tengu wife despite her insecurities about barely coming up to my chin in height.

>>44504651
That's what you get for marrying a low ranking tengu like Hatate.

>>44504674
Anon.. I'm married to Tenma...

I bet Tengu like to look down on their husbands. Literally by either standing on furniture or flying to be a few inches above him.

>>44505238
They can always get their husband to kneel.

>>44505846
Usually they do that by begging to be eaten out.

https://tengumeet.net/
does anyone have an alternative way for human males to sign up for the Human-Tengu Friendship Program? Tengumeet is down.

>>44506389
dont worry, they already have your address. a tengu will be at you door any second now.

>>44506842
Marriage.

>>44506842
Intense, primal, ball-draining sex for the purpose of insemination.

And also marriage.

Sneaking on a tengu's home so I can steal her eggs!

>>44507649
For what purpose? You could get an unlimited amount of those if you just married one, don't you know?

>>44505238
>flying to be a few inches above him.
Plainly an attempt to provoke you to pull them down to earth, or rather down onto your cock.

>>44506415

>>44507756
>if you just married one
Why?

>>44512644
It would feel good. Lots of children. Purifying your human bloodline with Tengu genetics. Many anons ITT already have!

>>44514079
you guys arent fooling anyone. we all know that those "anons" itt are part of the raid that was organized on the crowcel discord.

>>44435648
Would this work with her too?

>>44516449
"Noooo, Megumu, I'm begging you! Don't bury my face in your cleavage for hours on end every time you go to sleep! Surely there's no worse fate than being used as a dakimakura by a desperately lonely daitengu!"

Tengus are Evil, EVIL!

>>44516449
I'm terrified of having nonhuman children! I also don't want very many, and I've never wanted to settle down, either!

Why are there no naked apron pictures of Megumu?

>>44516449
The real question here is what mudane object that Megumu is afraid of.

>>44526577
Contraceptives.

Thoughts on other lesser known tengu?

>>44528647
Post fanart of them and I might get an opinion.

Big wings are so sexy. If a tengu unfurled her wings and asked me if I wanted to touch them, I wouldn't be able to resist.

>>44537186
Getting a winghug from Megumu while resting your head on her breasts must feel amazing.

>>44537186
crow tengu wings are smelly, you'd be better off cuddling with someone that takes care of themselves, like a white wolf tengu

>>44537233

>>44537233
I'd clean them. I would bring out the shampoo and brush and make them squeaky clean. No more smelly wings with dirt and dead feathers, just clean and pretty wings with healthy feathers.

>>44537186
When you get close to her the wings will close around you, like a venus flytrap.

>>44505238
That's what the geta is for

>>44537222
Don't fall for it, Anon. This is how the Tengu get you! At first you think it's just a winghug, but then they end up dragging you back to their place. By the end of the night you'll be completely spent. You'll be let go the next day, but that's just their way of lulling you into a false sense of security, because then 9 months later you have wolf tengu knocking on your door telling you tengu 23&me has determined that you are the father and tengu law mandates you have to marry her and before you know it, you've got 7 kids and a doting crow-wife.

>>44539639
Please god let this happen to me

>>44539639
wtf i tried this with hatate and it didn't work?

>>44539774
sorry anon, she's mine

Well she certainly got busy at some point

>>44539639
Are baby crow tengus just balls of fluffy down?

Have you ever wondered how it is that the Human Village continues to thrive despite all the youkai preying on its men?
It's all a key part of the balance of Gensokyo. Y'see, when the various organizations jockey for power over the village, it isn't to gain influence over Gensokyo, but to gain access to its males. They're constantly trying to convince humans to pursue them through false newspaper articles, rumor mongering, bargaining, outright kidnapping, and other crude means.
However, due to their intense jealousy and rivalries, they all end up spending most of their time trying to undermine each other. They constantly slander rival groups in print and through word of mouth, warn villagers about youkai plots, or mount daring rescues to return kidnapped men back to the village.
The villagers continue their lives in peace, marry each other, and produce human offspring, thus ensuring the continued existence of Gensokyo.
Sure, occasionally a stray man might wander into Mayohiga and end up captured by a great youkai, but this isn't an issue since the system as a whole is stable enough that one or two humans disappearing isn't a problem.

>>44540096
No.

Is it really safe to take the ropeway to the mountain shrine with these Tengu around?

>>44541864
Of course it is
they won't do anything, and if they do do something, it's because you were asking for it
really, if you didn't want to be assaulted and sucked off so hard your dad feels it, you shouldn't have dressed like that, you slut

>>44541864
it's like one of those rotating sushi bars

>>44541864
The ropeway is safe, as it's protected by the Moriya gods.
The shrine itself however, contains a much greater threat, though only for virgins.

>>44541896
It was winter and I was wearing layers upon layers of clothes! How do they explain that?

>>44542997
You exposed your wrists to a single tengu, did you really think they could be expected to restrain themselves in the face of man-flesh? Have some decency you whore.

>>44542997
wearing three layers of underwear made it look like you had a bulge.
just be careful next time, dude.

What if I told a tengu I loved her before running away?

>>44543555
what is this 'running away' you speak of?

>>44543563
I run very far in the opposite direction until I'm out of sight
Confessing is very embarrasing

>>44539516
Oh no?

>>44541958
But Kanako is a giga-virgin

>>44543830
The other god will (sexually) devour your body and soul.

>>44543854
I still love that Suwako is canologically the more predatory and dangerous of the Moriya gods

>>44543882
Is she actually like that in current setting? Is she in any touhou manga?

>>44544291
In 17.5 Kanako makes mention that Suwako is the type to simply 'eat up' those that bother her. In context she was speaking to yammy who attacked Kanako when she was super hungry. Kanako decided to help her find something to eat despite her rush.
Suwako is a spicy little God and it only makes her better

>>44544348
haha imagine being some low ranking youkai or a human that wouldn't be missed and ending up as Suwako's lunch after visiting the Moriya Shrine

>>44544348
>>44544448
So she's Rumia in a silly hat, wow, very original ZUN...

>>44544348
>Suwako is the type to simply 'eat up' those that bother her.
Lewd frog. How many distant cousins does Sanae have because this loli keeps stealing all the men that are interested in Kanakp?

>>44544448
She only eats humans in the same way Rumia does.

>>44544493
RUMI NOOOOOOOO

>>44544469
ZUN hit his stride when he made Roomba so it checks out

>>44544491
I can fix her...

No no no no! Stop lusting after gods and low-ranking youkai! This is the tengu lust thread!!! Marry and reproduce with nice soft warm loving tengu!

>>44544532
Why not both? Hell, throw in hermits and lunarians while you're at it. Just leave the t*nukis and k*tsunes out, they get their unwashed fur everywhere.

>>44544532
I will associate solely with the shogi dorks as we shit talk the crow tengu and higher ups.

>>44544532
You call this the tengu thread, but even the daitengu is unable to rid herself of her virginity.
Yet at the same time, little Rumia is well-known as a maneater amongst the villagers. I wonder what this says about the attractiveness of tengu.

>>44435648
Love is a muth

>>44544493
Suwako is strong enough to eat men without tiring them out with sex first.

>>44544532
I will only fuck HUMANS!

Good job everyone! Megumu is pleased.

>>44545738
Maybe Megumu won't beat m- I mean yeah the Daitengu's earned her praise! It's only natural she has a thread on /jp/! Only one thread is a pretty modest number, but the tengus are a humble kind like that.

>>44545770
The great Daitengu's thread will continue to survive long after those lesser youkai fade into obscurity!

>>44545853
What would it be like to get stepped on by those?

>>44545866
Megumu only steps on humans she deems her property, and only after she replaces the Geta bottom with a stamp.

>>44545853
Megumu sure is amazing. She manages to stay smug even after what happened when she tried to take over fairy turf and take their males for herself.

>>44545979
>fairy turf and take their males
Male fairies or male anons owned by Star and her minions?

>>44546010
Male villagers who come to the fairy fields to "frolic" with them, obviously.
Megumu's scheme was to drive them away and pretend to be a fairy to secure a partner, but she ended up getting Yachie'd and had to flee with her tail between her legs.

>>44546053
But of course, the fey know they can't compete with the feminine wiles of the tengu, so a barbaric counter like that was the only method for them to maintain their share of Gensokyo's most sought-after commodity: Men.

>>44546141
So that's the spin she'll place on this story?
Impressive. How many tubs of ice cream did she go through to come up with this one?

>>44548209
Don't be ridiculous. My w- I mean the daitengu would never head home after a failed scheme to gorge herself on sweets and sob into her husband's embrace behind closed doors until she had been sufficiently pampered and reassured to figure out a new way to politic the situation to her advantage, just ask any of the crow tengu, they'll corroborate that such a story is completely fictitious.

>>44548289
Aya, get off the computer.
You're only making Megumu look worse at this point and we all know that she hasn't been able to snatch a husband in all her millennia of existence.

Reminder that while Megumu may be old as shit, Aya is also old as shit too. Aya deserves the hag title as much as anyone else in Gensokyo.

>>44548701
Hag is about hag energy. Aya does not have even a watt of it, unlike Megumu who is part of the old maids club along with Yukari and others

I think tengu are nice...

I think tengu are terrible...

I think tengu are alright...

i think tengu...

Tengu...

pegumu-sama...

>>44553930
Big Tengu strap-ons...

>>44554013
Lower-caste tengu have to find some way to make do without men.

Die rapist tengu!