/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>stronger
>better
>faster

Grope kej butts

>No one to smell tanuki breath anymore
Feels bad man.

I will now evangelize about the glory of chimeras, imagine a bunyip, yeti, weresheep chimera. You would become a daki for her within a second of being coiled

>>44422309
The real breathfags are the friends we make along the way.

bogie have two tone pubes

How do you educate human/mortal customs to monsters?

>>44422322
make shit up on the fly

>>44422292
I'd lovingly grope every inch of a pear-shaped loli kej's butt and thighs, they're definitely going nopan under that dress too.

>>44422322
ride wife
life good

All these beautiful girls and you choose to fuck the Jello

>>44422405
i couldn't pass her by if she was sad and hungry

>>44422405
SEXY jello

>>44422309
I have no idea how to draw that. But If I did, I would.

Goodnight Anons, take care and dont burn Down the thread.

Instead, don't believe in big Slyph's lies, they are the ones that actually run the tornado industry

Updatebro, from where are you getting those DAxem drawings? does he has a secret club?

i wish for robutts

HE IGNORED THE SIGN

>>44422453
Why fat robot

>>44422457
soft bot for heavy duty plapping

>>44422405
Most of the time it's the Jello that chooses to fuck you

>>44422279

>>44422322
Fucking disgusting art.

>>44422491
It's not very anime, Meaning cute

>>44422322
I don't understand the praise around this game, it's vastly inferior to the previous Baldur's Gate games

>>44422505
hagfish

>>44422500
Fuck off westernfaggot. Take your slop to /vg/ where it belongs.

>>44422509
expectations have met new lows

>>44422322
Fuck off to >>/tg/ or >>/vg/ with this shit.

>>44422522
Please, anon, I limit myself to only drawing the cutest baphomets and learning by copying the masters artstyle.

>>44422509
Because major game developers right now are complaining it's raising expectations too high

>>44422509
previous baldur's gate games are unplayable to anyone born post-THAC0

>>44422347
Once you start groping a kej, you won't be allowed to stop until she's satisfied. Try to stop early and your arms and hands will be wrapped up and used to make her feel good. Not that you would do that of course.

>>44422279
Everybody dance!

>>44422565
The clipping is amateur as fuck.

Do not dosukoi at random Kappa. It will end poorly for you.

Which monster girl has the best:
>breasts?
>waist?
>ass?
>thighs?

>>44422583
I'm gonna do it!

>>44422625
holstaurs
pyrows
trolls
gargoyles

>>44422625
breasts wurms
waist wurms
ass wurms
thighs bunny girls

It's too hot for sex. Even with Ice queens

>>44422625
>anything from that succubus wonderland game. Especially the goddess
>mges fur cat
>mgqs conquista
>meh, this is just another way to say ass.

>>44422625
ms tsurara has a pretty good waist, thighs, legs package

>>44422636
>gargoyle
The thighs are what you are gonna go with?

>>44422653
Ice queens would rather cuddle anyway.

>>44422509
I haven't played it but I remember Playing Baldurs gate one, I would rather play a RPGMaker H game than look at that ugly as shit western designs of females. Plus Sex in the jap RPG games.

>>44422688
thighs like toothpicks. i need something more substantial

>>44422701
Some people are playing that game for the gameplay. Something rpgmaker H games have fuck all of.
You sound like a coomer, anon.

>finally had enough of this world
>decide to end it
>going to jump from apartment building
>just before leaping, feel a weight, a pressure on legs
>look down, see this
Suicide-prevention Succ

>>44422730
do note that when throwing ones' life away a monster is free to claim it for themselves

>>44422625
Baphomet
Wight
Demon
Dark Mage

>>44422728
>I sound like a coomer
I have been called worse.

>>44422750
>baphomet
https://files.catbox.moe/rdo773.png

>I gave you chocolate
>now drop your pants...

>Krampus walking in great strides, her husband in her sack
>Kejourou walking at a steady pace, her husband secured on her back
>The two encounter each other on the way to their respective destinations
>A knowing smile and small talk is exchanged
>And then, they continue on their way.

>>44422809
No.

>>44422809
>she hit 10 relationship points
well, rules are rules

>>44422809
sorry, i have wife now go rub beans with oni buddy

>>44422809
I don't fuck on the first date

>>44422855
It's better to date em and dump em, you casanova.

>>44422809
A deal is a deal.

I like Greenworm but I can't see her in a erotic way...

>>44422940
How about now?

>>44422505
Long wife is loooooong

>>44422625
>Holst
>Azcat
>Troll
>Wonderworm

>>44422940
how can you not? she is so cool!

>>44423000
Woah, I didn't know she was ballin'

>>44423000
Greenworm is too cute for lewd.

>>44423005
star player

i wish to attract bogies but not bogeys
what should i wear to attract the former

>>44423098
i have great desire for this clown

>>44422809
What if I don't want to?

>>44422563
>have fun kneading a loli kejourou's bare fat butt and thighs, narrowly going around the most risque areas
>her hair has wrapped around your arms and she doesn't want to let you leave until she's been properly touched
>she releases her grip after getting her ass fingered to climax
>but after that, you're the one who doesn't want to let her leave until you're satisfied

>>44422730
>Suicide Prevention Succs
>Always rotating in shifts so all hours of the day are covered
>Floating around, looking at balconies, bridges or any other tall buildings
>Talking to anyone close to the edge and/or staring at the ground below
>They get married one way or another if they do actually jump.

daily reminder that we are all gonna make it

>>44423138
>The one that tried to go in ass-first

>>44423157
she knows what she wants

>>44423182
vaca

>>44423112
>Trying to leave once you are satisfied proves impossible
>But you can't.
>Most of your body has been coiled up
>And she has a very strong grip on you
>You were too focused on what you were doing to notice
>She finishes her work and moves you around; forcing you into the fetal position and pressed against her back
>From the outside, it almost looks like she has some kind of backpack
>Trashing around doesn't do anything; you can very little wiggle room
>It takes her a few moments to steady herself
>But with a skip and hop she returns home
>Eager to tell her mom all about you.

>>44423182
Brush tails

>>44423242
wooo

>>44423241
cute dork gote

>>44423157
Should've gone in feet first. I don't even have a foot fetish, that just would've made her easiest to pull through.

>>44423138
>Charms disintegrating
Heh

Remember anons, never eat cookies monsters make you! No matter how good they look, especially if they're a shog.

Cow

>>44423312
im stealing this woman

>Want a harem of succubi
>I think more of doing cute things with them than having sex
I bet they'd be disappointed.

>>44423399
succs love doing cute things with (you)

>>44423399
i daydream mundane fantasies like going shopping or movie night with a monster harem all the time too
i think they'd just be happy you love them so much

Go to church.

>>44423399
>I bet they'd be disappointed.
What's the point of lust without love? They wouldn't be disappointed at all.

Harems/polycules are good because they let you be middle spoon

>>44423427
What a cute trio.

I generally dislike harems because it feels like it makes it completely about sex with no love involved, but if the girls also love each other it seems like it'd be really nice

>>44423467
gee ms. spider, how come you get TWO fat asses?

>>44423434
Or what

>>44422279
>Human girl in the early stages of mofu infection

>>44423509
You get sentenced to 1,000 years of rape.

>>44423473
thats hwo it should be
also i would tease my bi monsters who are tsun about it

>>44423266
Is this new(er)? I don't think I've seen this before.

>>44423566
I got it here.
https://twitter.com/MrBlueSkin25/status/1694628040750633438

>>44423549
Oh no!?

>>44423549
Angels will sentence you to a thousand years of rape for anything. Menaces.

do cursed swords and other edged cursed weapons get aroused when an anon sharpenes his blade to shaving sharp

>>44423427
Amazing legs on that houri.

>>44422018
>>44420180
i have questions about this business model

>>44423592
I just got sentenced to a thousand years of rape for being 'blasphemously cute'... bros, help...

>>44423601
looks more like cupid wings

>>44423601
Misidentifying different species is how you get them to teach you the difference personally anon!

>>44423631
Oh no, haha? I'm sure Eros girls would at least be reasonably gentle about it.

Haven't been here for a few weeks now, has the autistic raging autism finally subsided?

>>44423680
more of a simmer. the abscess hasn't removed itself but more have turned to shunning than engage with it

>>44423680
I wish. We had a pretty good meltdown a few days ago

>>44423680
i think this is some sort of coordinated effort, and i need to start seriously thinking about how we would go about tracking these people down.

A bit of a fantasy I've been having lately is being approached by a Kejourou while alone in public, worried or anxious about something. She calls out to me and when I face her, all she says is that it's time to go home. I'd approach her, get carried off as we go through a portal at a relaxed pace.

>>44423706
That's a cute fantasy.

>>44423706
I get it anon, I have a similar fantasy with dark elves. Mostly a sweet one collaring me and telling me it's time I return to my rightful place under her while she pets me

>>44423715
I like it too.

>>44422405
If I squeezed the orb would she die?

>>44423718
>marry a dark elf
>it's a perfectly normal relationship
>she's just very insistent that you're her slave

>>44423762
I bet whenever her mom visits she begs you to wear "traditional slave garb" to keep up the act of being the submissive human slave.

>>44423691
Honestly if somebody fully doxed the potato, like home address and everything, I'd be more than fine with it.

>>44423762
>decide to be a dumb deredere slave for her
>she gets super embarrassed when you are so excited at listening to her orders
>she can't tell you to stop since all her dark elf friends compliment her on how broken she made her slave
>have to spend hours doting on and ear nibbling her at home to stop her pouting

>>44423706

A kejorou is fine too.

Playing this song to an automaton:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RySHDUU2juM

>>44422505
What does the eel contemplate?

>>44423922
Thingken about (you)

>>44423427
Does anyone have the greentext that used this pic? Valkyrie so I'm not being a complete waste of space

>>44423944
I'm sorry for making her worry so

Reminder.

>>44422747
still looking for the oni one of this, included the guy having to meditate under a waterfall, if anyone knows where to find it

>>44423950
Not sorry enough to open the portals though, eh?

>>44422450
I literally only posted that in the thread when I made it

>>44423963
Yes

>>44423680
>complaining about autism on /mgt/
Sounds like you have to go back

I think we could use a chupacabra girl
Either a wolf or lizard flavoured vampire, depending on which depiction of it you choose
I would personally think the older Latin American big lizard version would be better because the southern states version is mostly just people seeing super mangy coyotes and stray dogs out of the corner of their eye and thinking it's something more

>>44424055
There is art of a Chupacabra girl from way back, I myself came up with the idea of her being naked except for a poncho and the artist followed this idea
Sadly I don't have it anymore

These are your new maids Anon

>>44424112
They're gonna ruin my floor with their heels.

>>44424116
but that's all kikis...?

>>44424112
These proportions are all wrong. Their first task is to fetch me the maid stretcher and some thick holst milk.

>>44424142
>maid stretcher
what is this?

>>44424124
Not really.

>>44424055
Every girl from now on should have a blood gimmick so I can become a cold grey husk

>>44424162
Those are heels anon, kikis have built in heels for our pleasure

>>44422634
IS THIS A THREAT

So do you gents and gentesses consider cyborg gals to qualify as monster girls'? I need to replay Quake II, then Metal Gear Rising because those are the first 2 cyborg hotties that come to mind...

The well behaved fox can have a five minute break from being sealed as a treat for good behavior.

>>44424215
Ewww, it's just a 3DPD with implants, same mindset and all.

I will not get caught by a mere Cow. I will not lose to a Cow. I will never cum in a Cow.

>>44423946
>>44423375
That’s a goat, gachaspammer

>>44424253
Cow

>>44424215
No, cyborgs are just normal humans with upgrades. Being a cyborg in MGE would be accessible to any one.

>>44424365
I wonder when the powerleveltards are going to start writing fanfiction about using cybernetics to fight mgs

>>44424376
I already do it on my head. It always detrimental to my self/character in the long run.

>>44424376
Given the existence of Gremlins and mamonobanana, it would be a bad idea
>cyber limbs suddenly twitch and stop responding to your commands
>instead of curb stomping the bratty extremist demon loli like you were planning to, you put her in anal mating press against your will
>she giggles as you rail her asspussy while shouting insults at her, because your mouth is the only non-augmented part left you have full control of

>>44424442
This is why I go down the animal gene splicing path you have much better control over your body than the machine route.
Umm why am I now getting stalked by the Ropurotto Sabbath?

>>44423680
>>44410930
We had this. I'm not sure what caused it but it's pretty funny.

>>44424262
Unrealistic. Minos can't type let alone read

>>44423691
>post randomly talks about magical sempai
>go to /monster/
>they're talking about magical sempai having ntr
Gee, I wonder who could be coming here...

>>44424260
He gets confused because someone is getting milked.

>>44424482
I’m gonna stop you right there, NO MORE DRAMA.

>>44422322
If you post Bg3 at least post that red demon girl

>>44424475
slander

>>44424648
This is cute

miko sexo

It's a giant enemy crab. Very historically accurate.

>>44422279
Gross, this beast is going to make the entire room smell like wet fur and ass.

>>44424842
Fall is indeed upon us.

fishos?

>>44424843
not so shrimple now

>>44424365
Ok but a cyberpsycho qualifies as a monster imo. Chimera.

>>44424892
Sharko

>>44422533
>>44422522
it's called monster girl thread
not monster girl encyclopedia thread

>Anon is powerful hero
>He is invincible!
>Visible frustration from other monsters fighting him
>Laughs and taunts them as their attacks glance off him
>Eventually get attention of high tier magic user
>Teleports behind him
>Teleports him to ocean, Anon cant fight so good underwater
>Or wonderland, where he will wander until he becomes so hungry he will feast at a teaparty and instalose.
>Or into a lamia pit, where he cant swing a sword an inch before hitting meaty tail
>Or into the NEET lim bedroom, self explanatory
>Or any number of bad situations for his pelvis

Thank god teleport is a hard spell to use, because it is simply unfair to fight against.

>>44425113
ugly western shit is my favorite /jp/ - Otaku Culture content!

>>44425122
This is not even mentioning her teleporting things to you.
Imagine being someone deep in order territory, doing nefarious things comfy in the knowledge your thousands of miles from the monsters, and then Bam! Jinko falls from the sky ontop of you.

>>44425169
seethe troon

>>44425113
What a rowdy little gob

>44425185
https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/boards/qb.v.vg.vm.vmg.vp.vrpg.vst/filename/1000008239.jpg/
https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/boards/qb.v.vg.vm.vmg.vp.vrpg.vst/filename/1000008380.jpg/
and of course it's a /v/tard. what else could it be

>>44425247
>I'm definitely not seething

I like when mamono play against type.
I like when smol mamono are mean and scary.
I like when beeg mamono are cute and cuddly.

>>44422450
Yes, it's called /jp/

>>44425318
These days it's more against type for the big mamono to be rough and aggressive.

>Anon is portalled into a court room with a bunch of other people he's never meant
>"NEXT!"
>Brought before a judge and prosecution
>Court room is filled with monsters
>"Anon.E.Moose, you are charged with infantilising, untrue and derogatory comments against monster kind. How do you plead?"
>"What? But I've never met a monster before."
>"BRING OUT EXHIBITION A"
>Every post you've made on this thread has been printed out and is distributed amongst the court room

How fucked are you?

>>44425365
I plead insanity

>>44422690
What the Winterstown brochure won't tell you is that Ice Queens are actually massive cuddlebugs, if you can make it to her palace you'll be snugged harder than a dire Yeti

>>44425365
I only insulted monsters by laughing at inceLims and CC Deonora
...
fuck.

>>44425365
It's okay, tough biker Manticores aren't rea-

remember
life is too short for your extreme autism to only let you enjoy a very specific sub section of monster girls because it happens to be Japanese

>>44425365
i just make "GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME" tier posts so i should be fine. but all those posts were about hags so i guess my punishment would be to be a husband of some fairy or imp

>>44425400
yes but also remember that this is not the only monster girl thread

>>44425365
>Prosecutor demon saunters up to you
>Anon... did you, or did you not, refer to jinkos, hellhounds and other beast monsters as having, and I quote "Squishable beans?"
>You squirm in your chair. Several beast monsters in the jury are looking at you very intently.
>"I did not."
>"Tsk. Moving on to your comments on kitsune."

>>44425400

>>44425425
only blue one I know of besides the ones specifically about games

>>44425400
I really don't think it's unreasonable to expect monster girl thread on /jp/ to stay within the realm of jp monster girls, especially when you have two whole monster girl altchans too choose from if you feel so limited here.

>>44425448
what are the alts?

>>44425365
I'll be fine, in all my days I've only spread love and joy around me

>>44425464
capybarachan.org and /monster/. You can find link to the latter one via archives, they don't like when people post link on "4cuck".
First one is less autism but newer and less active, the other is hyper autism and more active but both don't mind western content.

>>44425400
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over my overwhelming desire to fill a meaty Troll cake with my seed in every hole of her body

>>44425541
EVERY hole?
> Vag
Nice.
> Throat
Obvi.
> Booty
To each their own!
> Ears
Wait, Anon.
> Nose
Stahp.
> Eye sockets
NO! No matter what Miss Lich says she can repair afterwards.

>>44425365
>all the pro-sabbath posts catching up to me
>all the CG loving shitposts I made netting me glares
>All the dorkposts I made about lims catching up to me
oh nononononono

>>44425365
It is my culture to playfully insult the people I love. I don't shit talk other mens' waifus. I'll prove it, I'll kiss a lim right now! To convict me would be discrimination.

>>44425365
I'll be fine as long as they don't see the posts I made on /d/

>>44425588
No exceptions

>>44425588
This is why zombies are the superior woman, you can dump your seed in any way imaginable without repercussions

>>44425652
Nav should draw some thick oppai loli Trolls from time to time

>>44425365
> The demon lawyer displays another set of old posts on the computer screen.
> "You post Ushi-Oni on a regular basis, often describing her as sexy or expressing an interest in her cuddling with you."
> "Is that true, Anon?"
> The Ushi-Oni bailiff licks her lips as she stares you down.
> You answer the lawyer.
"Yes."
> "And furthermore is it not true that you spoke on no less than 4 separate occasions about taking off her seal and kissing her on the lips?"
> A floor tile underneath the bailiff's feet snaps, surprising the room.
"Yes."
> Chaos ensues.

>>44425670
Shoggoth is all holes all the time.

>>44424892
southern alligator gar sahuagin

do you prefer elf ears back/up or straight out the sides?

>>44425365
>"Anon. It is in your best interest to cooperate with us here. Help us understand your... "Unique" culture."
>You nod, eager to get out of mating press sentencing
>"Very good. Now, we were confused at how often you posted a particular image and phrase."
>She couldn't mean...
>"It doesn't really have anything to do with monsters, yet you posted it very frequently"
>Oh no...
>Brings up a picture of an egg carton
>OH SHIT
>"Anon, could you tell the court WHY you posted egg cartons so often?"

>>44425365
Call the judge and prosecution dork. All charges will be dropped

>>44424892
Don't see any...

>>44425707
I REALLY shouldn't stick my dick in there... HOWEVER...

>>44424892
Cave sahuagins are completely blind but have exceptional senses of hearing and smell.

>>44425365
Yeah I have posted a a few hellhounds tongue my anus, called a pharaoh a hairyback and the apophis watermelon selling grapefanta on /pol/. So what?

>>44425805
>court is in shock
>"yeah and I enjoyed!"
>court is almost in an uproar as the judge calls for order
>"I LOVED AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!"

Not even Lilims are a match.

>>44425840
>brother
futa lim???????

im going to ruin a perfectly good ancient evil by introducing her to an old MMO that'll keep her hooked 24/7
and there is NOTHING anyone can do to stop me

>>44425588
Maybe she's into that

>>44425892
>1 month later
>eats nothing but fox burgers
>fat
>lazy
Defeated...

>>44425365
imma break out and fuck the nearest chubby hag and drown out all the charges being read against me

>>44426064
and made to be bred

>>44426091
Same

>>44426091
>>44426173
Soft hags are the best

>>44426194
Monster hags in general are the best

post the 'wock

The bad end bar will soon open again
It is best to not approach to avoid getting snatched

Fancy, fancy!

Encrypt your hard drive. You wouldn't want your Shoggoth to find your female school bully doujins on your computer.

>>44426345

>>44425365
I stand by my comments that Vampires deserve to lose their titles and become farmer’s wives

>>44426456
Then the rich and affluent vampire paid anons bail.

>>44425365
Dont worry anon, your defence attorney is here to help!
>"ANON IS A GOOD MAN", she wails, "MISSGUIDED ABOUT MONSTERS, BUT NOT MALEVOLENT. HE LOVES US! I REFER YOU TO EXHIBIT B!"
>Every picture of monsters anon has fapped to is displayed

>>44426667
i should probably do the raul julia speech and represent myself

>>44425365
What monster would the judge be?
A cupid? A lim? ...a wurm?

GOOD MORNING WURM YOUR HONOR

>>44425448
>the seething mgefag, losing ground, tries to shift the goalposts
>"We only talk about japanese franchises here," he shouts.
>"There is already a thread for japanese MG games! he says"
>"Monster musume has an anime, go to /a/!" He cringes at that one, it hurt to say.
>"You can't talk about interspecies reviewers because it has /d/ fetishes!" he yells as he clutches his rosary and his shining mge bible of TF and furries.

He woke up early today.

>>44425365
imma ask for fresh milk right at that moment

>mick still crying,pissing and shitting at the fact nobody likes his cwc-style drawings

>>44427066
Who?

>>44422279

>>44427121
I should play Subnautica again, the sea is such a wonderful place
How deep would you settle with your aquatic waifu?

i want to gently nibble on cow nipples

>>44427153
Depends on how tech works under the ocean. If we can have internet underwater I could go as far as to settle in a charybdis neet cave at the bottom of a trench. Just me, her, and the scylla that invited herself into the relationship.

>>44427229
Of course you can have internet underwater, where do you think they put the cables?

>>44427229
i like the deadbeat roommate vibes scylla and ant arachne put off

>>44427229
What a rude octopus

I really loved the artstyle. It's a shame the manga isn't porn like the show.

>>44427066
He needs to stop being such a tsundere and admit he loves MGE.

i want to milk funny cows i got a monkey cow an got a funny cat cow. what am i misising

>>44427356
Clown cow

>>44427375
but how do i lure the clown cow? i only have some cow food

>>44427294
That one specific girl might be cute but that doesn't change the fact the rest of the material is full of faggotry, furries and whores.

>>44427423
When will we ever find the pure vanilla setting for us. MGD, maybe?

the hag next door

>>44422279

>>44427457
>this is the weakest hag

>>44427457
imma use a shota potion then ask for her milk

Gentlemen, I love tails.

>>44427457
I know a girl is worth it when her boobs are bigger than her head (and mine too)

>>44427529
Snow leopard tails!

what a happy spider

>>44427457
>mom, can I have a big titty fox hag gf?
>no anon, we have big titty fox hag gf at home
>at home:

so how do i ask out a high-class dragon?
Do i just rip off her dress and rape her right then and there?

>>44425365
I simply accept my fate

>>44424859

>>44427646
>yeah i let my husband to go on mamono erasmus alone how could you tell?

>>44427652
just a harmless pile of leaves

>>44427654
please no cuckposting.

>>44427646
I'm about to buy so much fucking corn

>>44427654
>cuckhorse expects you to bring at least one new harem member every time you go on a trip

>>44427661
cuckqueens should be popularized and im tired pretending otherwise

>>44427680
cringe and disgusting
cucks are abominations regardless of gender

>>44427680

>>44427710
Just have a "normal" mutually loving polygamous relationship without forcing in the cucky subtext.

I'm a haggard hag guard.

>>44427710
>sister-wife
ayy lmao

>>44427710
That would just be poly shit, seriously almost all of the "cuck" shit I see nowadays It's just poly stuff I don't get it

Like don't get me wrong, I don't think I would want like a poly relationship even in MGE but still

>>44427765
i'd rather not poison my mind to understand the discourse

I'd nibble an mg ear

you will get turned into a bicorn alp and you will like it

>>44427781
Good luck reaching it!

>>44427800
if I make upsie motions and lift my arms high I'll sneak a nibble when she picks me up

>>44427781
you can try

>>44427781
It's natural to want to display your short-eared superiority. That's why we hate-love elves so much- they are so close to greatness but their dumb pointy ears demand nibbling.

>>44427829
>Pulls out the pin
What happens now

>>44427849
this arms the fox
please reach minimum safe distance

>>44424651
aww

>>44427849
The pin was a limiter. Now she can display her true power!!

>>44427844
>Elves dress like sluts to seduce anon
>Tfw he goes straight to nibbletown on their ears

>>44427849
start deciding the names of your children

>>44427855
>Fox has been planted

>>44427866
put it back in. PUT IT BACK IN!

>>44427864
>A pair of elves nibble on anon’s ears while he’s busy
He fell right into their trap!

>>44422322
i'd rather take the elf wife eithe the drow or helf one
p.s. karlach really is a mge muscle succubus,strong,cheery,big and with an even bigger heart fucking ending guess muscle succubi could use that like an mge version of romeo and juliet?

>>44427894
spicy ears, would nibble
>>44427866
Jumbo supersize ears, would nibble
>>44427829
Energy drink mofu ears, would nibble after it tires out
>>44427765
Ears taste of other monsters, would nibble

More ears

>>44427866
Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Butch Deadlift
Punt Speedchunk

>>44427866
>start deciding the names of your children
DOOK NOOKUM

>>44427800
i'd probably be spitting out a lot of fuzz after

>>44427877
>fox defused

>being a young boy and going into the woods and meeting kuudere dark mage that all the humans nearby fear
>after several visits she becomes slightly fond of me although she is still scary
>gives me ginger bread when I visit her occasionally
>telling her one day that she is my only friend

>>44428000
accidently convincing an old lady to commit a crime

>>44428000
>Been doing this a while
>A LONG WHILE
>Like how many christmas's has it been
>All your other friends have gotten taller and older
>Not you though
>You bring this up at her cabin and she's kuu shocked
>She reckons you aren't drinking enough of her special stew
>You love her special stew, you have it every time you go to her cabin
>What a nice dark mage!

>>44425365
I think the worst I've said is that I don't like flatties and bicorns should always be shackled with anons who are strictly monogamous and shower them with lovey dovey affection, but I've never derided any monsters. Either way I deny everything, how are they going to link any 4chan posts to my computer? Even if they could, I don't live alone, so anyone could have hopped on my PC and made those posts.

dark mage that level drains so you turn into a shota and she becomes even more hag-ier

>>44428055
They'll cast a truth spell on you. Then you're fucked.

>>44427866
thing 1 2 3 4

>>44428068
>try to deny your 4meme posts in court under truth spell
>just start earnestly confessing your fetishes and sappy fantasies to a room full of monster girls

>>44425365
i wish to have sex with the old anubis judge

>>44428086

>>44428068
Truth spells don't force you to speak, I'll invoke my 5th monmendment rights

>>44428129
Lies of omission are counteracted by the truth spell

>>44428138
Do you just start, like... shouting out things that are true

>>44428145
>anon keeps yelling about how lims are dorks
>they can't get anything else out of him
back to the drawing board, i guess

>>44428129
MGC is a dystopia. No right to silence. The only way you're getting acquitted is by climbing under the judge's desk and, ah, presenting your case through oral arguments.

>>44425365
Your choice of defence attorneys are the following

>Phoenix-Wight law firm, best in the business if unorthodox
>Hag council, who will pay your legal fees but will expect compensation
>Solicitaurs, a team of all cow attorneys.
>The random schizo mad hatter we pulled off the street

>Oof what a hot day. Guess it’s a lilim’s duty to strip anon naked so he doesn’t get sick from hyperthermia

>>44428342
Miss Apophis gives this excuse everyday for making me wear skimpy clothing in front of the court... She says it would be 'dangerous' to actually cover my body in the heat, but I think she's just a pervert...

>>44428161
Fine, then I filibuster. I'll recite green eggs and ham, or any other Dr. Seuss story but replace the nouns with Holsts and facts about their tiddies and milk

THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU HUMANS AND YOUR STUPID NAMING CONVENTIONS. HER NAME IS NOT MISS APOPHIS, OR MISS LILIM, OR MISS WHATEVER. WE HAVE NAMES! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CALLED YOU MR HUMAN? HUH?

>>44428375
I am Hugh Mann, yes.

>>44428375
>"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CALLED YOU MR HUMAN? HUH?"
>anon get's an erection

>>44428372
those are some torpedo tits

>>44428375
Why is miss lilim so mad...

>>44428375
i like when the little animal girls call me ningen
it feels less judgmental that being valued on personal merit

>>44424153
A pull up bar and heavy ankle weights.

>>44425365
Plead insanity, No sane person would unironically post wojaks.

>>44428375
A Lilim calling me little human would make my dick hard enough to cut diamonds

>>44428403
I wanna be a shotacon Lilim’s boytoy

>>44428417
anon you are 30 year old

>>44428402
>Anon, this frog you keep posting...
>What of it?
>Do you like frogs?
>I mean I don't hate them but-
>Wonderful. Case closed. Bailiff, see anon out of the court room
>Happy ribbit from back of court room

>>44428372
i love cows

>>44428420
for now...

>>44428375
I know but Miss Dragon's real name has like fifteen syllables.

>>44428387
Courtesy of pressure build up from lack of milking I'd bet, poor girl probably hasn't had a release in almost a year.

>>44428375
Open the portals already you stupid white succubus.

>>44428423
What an efficient court system

I was thinking about the monstergirl sports from the last thread. Maybe this is how I will be swept off my feet when the portals open!
>Buy tickets to the first College Monster Football League game on campus, know nothing about it but it should be fun! Go team!
>All sports are fun until Jerry Reinsdorf is involved, but anyways...
>The stadium is packed, thousands of mongirls and some human boyfriends shuffling around, there's some weird concession booths, one serving 28oz ribeye steaks has a long line of hellhounds and another has entire sacks of potatoes for greenworms to snack on
>Make my way to my seat, half of the stadium had them removed to accomodate the larger monstergirls I guess, but I can see at a distance there's quite a few couples who've taken the opprotunity to use their beloved as a seat, pretty sure one guy is being choked by a lamia
>Finally sit down after making it through the crowd and there's a couple of drunk, loud pyrow sorority girls next to me but at least I got a spot on the sideline!
>The kickoff begins the game... but what? Did that minotaur just punt a hogtied guy?! I think I saw him in my econ...
>The game plays out as you would expect but they're catching and throwing the poor sod, at least the new astroturf seems to be oddly soft
>A bear fumbled him with a minute left in the game and both of the entire teams tackle into a giant pile infront of me and the "ball" slips out, running past my seat into the concourse
>"Looks like State can't find the ball they just dropped in the last crucial seconds! How can they win now?"
>A couple of the players jog over after being pointed here, and before I know it I'm hoisted up and fireman carried to the 30 yard line
>"TOOOOOUUUUCHDOOOOWN!"
>Our classmates stampede the field from what I can see, at least thats what I assume smushed between the "grass" and a Ushi-Oni's chest
>The team starts marching to the locker/shower rooms while I'm carried above like a trophy... uh oh

>>44428420
You say that as if I can’t be shapeshifted by magic.

>>44428452
it's polite to return ms ushis chestbump when celebrating a goal

>>44425365
>McAnon claimed this was a joke
I'm not sorry about the things I said about spade tails, though. I WILL molest them.

>>44428482
>McAnon claimed this was a joke
Got the reference.

>>44428420
Black Mage, drain his age

>>44428452
Ah, but what about the half time show?
>A dozen male "cheerleaders" run out to the field stripped to mere tank tops and boxers
>They're being chased by the ACTUAL mongirl cheerleaders in uniform while the marching band plays sappy love songs
>Needless to say that when the team leader succubus caught up to her boyfriend the performance was not family friendly

I like my foxes with many tails.

I don't want to huff the fluff, oh no?

>>44428452
>visit Dragoia as a tourist
>buy ticket to dragonball game because why not
>overall it looks similar to volleyball, except the dragons are using a quarter-ton sphere of solid demon silver
>after ten minutes the entire field looks like an artillery range

>>44428553
>accidentally gets spiked into the stands

please help me...I ate a whitehorns cookies and I can't really move...I don't think she's noticed yet bros please I don't want deer pussy

>>44428579
just start crying. maybe someone will hear you and rescue you!