/jp/ - Otaku Culture

fuck you

I'd like to jam my dick into the space between Yukari's tits.

I'd like to fuck Rinnosuke, feels good

68.149.82.149:10800 Canada West, tsundere for marisa tier

>>4423319
Connection failed

>>4423342
Not sure why it's always so inconsistent, hosting for another minute or two then restarting and trying again.

>>4423319
GGs Petas, very thrilling and enjoyable games, I think it was the first time we played! I'll gladly join again later if I see you hosting. For now, I'm going to eat something.

>>4423569
Yeah, I think that was our first match. Those last few matches were damn close. Thanks for the games, was fun.

>>4423174

Any host around?

I'll fap, then host. FAP NOW. HOST LATER.

>>4424333
Then FAP FASTER, goddamnit.

East Coast host
69.119.178.162:07500
"I'm not the guy who said he would host after fapping"-tier

I don't understand.

Is this the porn thread?

USEast
24.47.61.27:10800

I am ready to get my ass kicked and bubble gum chewed. And I'm all out of gum.

Christ, someone host.

Sorry for the wait.

88.90.244.220:10800
EU

>>4424813

>>4424641 here, I still am. Been waiting 30 minutes or so :/

>>4424641
Rehosting.

71.220.169.159:10800 WC/EC ONLY

Good (delayish) Games, miko. I was just about to select another character (Patche).

>>4424821
Rehostan.

>>4424956
Guy wants me to tell you GGs since he's banned.

>>4425064
>he's banned
How did he manage that? There are no mods on /jp/.

>>4425064
>Guy wants me to tell you GGs since he's banned.
Awww. No wonder he hasn't been around for the last 2 or 3 days. Missing his presence here already.

Bump for hosts

>>4424986

Good Games.

>>4424986

Thanks for the games, Al. You almost got me in mid-air. I hate it when it happens, well.. work on on your wake ups and air skills, and your China would be great.

71.220.169.159:10800 WC/EC ONLY

Rehostan.

>>4425137
I apologize for the sandbagging. Just wanted to waste some time before I went out to eat.

>>4425390

GGs, Raymoo. I thought you were GoingUP or GP, or Jag or whatever. Anyways, yeah i quite noticed, it's okay.

>>4425399
GP = me, that part is correct. Anyways, thanks for the games.

>>4424468
GGs, Akagi. Dear Lord, if I eat one more Bison headstomp, I'm gonna have a cow. I really can't understand our Aya match-ups. Cirno, who I consider my 6th, did worse than Sakuya, who I rarely touch. By the end of those Aya matches either you were doing a nice job of reading when I would try to graze out or I was doing a shitty job of changing up my means of escape. That last Iku/Marisa match was very surprising though. As soon as you activated your C lasers I thought I was done for, looked down to mute a call I had just gotten, look up and find that I was the victor. Gonna have to look back at that replay just to see wtf happened there. As always, MPP > my Patchy. Also, Suika Dial-A apparently does better Typhoon DPS than Wipe Moisture spam, which I should have expected. Thanks for the matches.

>>4425507

GGs Saje, it was awesome, as usual! I hope you enjoyed these games as much as I did. I'm definitely enjoying to play with Aya. I love her speed, and I'm even thinking about adding some leaf system cards to test her with more speed. I still fail too much air connects though. And headstomp is the best finisher ever!

>That last Iku/Marisa match was very surprising though. As soon as you activated your C lasers I thought I was done for, looked down to mute a call I had just gotten, look up and find that I was the victor.
Yeah, you probably got enough graze frames left to land that last hit, and the lasers immediately stopped after I was KO, I don't know what else could have happened.

Well, see you around! Next time with Sanae, maybe...

>>4425507
>Cirno, who I consider my 6th, did worse than Sakuya, who I rarely touch.

I think the main reason for that is that Sakuya has better air pressure. At least, her air pressure works better against me. Dem flying knives, everywhere, I don't know what to do.

189.136.253.109:10800
Central~

>>4424641
Rehosting once more.

>>4424821
Stil hosting. Anyone?

>>4425777
Aw, done already, Resident? Can't think of much to say since we played for such a short time. Your pressure could use some work. Was never really scared about getting cornered by you. While Radiant Rainbow Fist does make China B&Bs easy to execute, it's not really the most versatile skill card. You get a much better position and follow-up pressure from using her skill-less combos like 5AAA 2B hj9 j.5A j.6A j.6C. Thanks for the games.

>>4425635

Good games Johan. So is Sanae just completely invincible during her entire Kanako charge animation?

>>4426049
GGs Orion
Nope Sanae only grazes when rushing, its still vulnerable at start or end

>>4425635
rehosting~

>>4426047
Yeah, sorry. Just getting tired is all. More tired I get the more of a punching bag I become. Meiling is a new character I decided to pick up, although not really effective with yet. I have a ton of work to do in this game. Seems like I will have plenty of time until the next fighter ever comes out. I'd also like to expand my Suika and Sakuya decks a bit more.

67.163.49.53:06112
US Central

76.170.225.105:10800

US West.

>>4426382
GGs Disco

Incredible matches, but I love that not only are you playing smarter, but you're winning smarter too. Mainly, that Monsoon abuse to get that final win was sweet! BUT FUCK, THAT WIN BY KICKING ME INTO SUBTERRANEAN SUN WAS SOME BUUUUULLLLLL! Always some interesting matchups against you. Thanks for the matches.

>>4426382
Great games E-MAN! Those were some interesting matches. Okuu dash + Tempest = GOES REALLY FAST

Subterranean sun always has amusing results, I can't believe that little kick dragged you into it.

>>4426620
You're probably the first person I've played to use Suwako like that. I couldn't tell what was going on half the time, good games!

>>4426913

Ahaha, GGs to you too.

>>4426842
>BUT FUCK, THAT WIN BY KICKING ME INTO SUBTERRANEAN SUN WAS SOME BUUUUULLLLLL!

Hah, I saw that and said, "Oh man I would be raging if that happened to me!"

Bumping a faggot thread

Hosting. 174.49.232.148:10800. East coast USA. Scrub tier.

>>4427152
Sorry, have to go now. GGs.

>>4427595
Yup, good games.

>>4427152
Rehosting.

>>4427595
>>4427602

Is all you soku faggots do reaffirm the fact that you played "good games"?

what the fuck

>>4427152
On a less rushed note, you somehow keep getting behind me when I'm in the corner. Plus, I had a hard time keeping up in general.

>>4427607
>angry little kid is angry

>>4427605

Good games Hiroyuki. It seems like you've got some good basic skills, but you really really need to work on your blocking. I notice you're mostly using Utsuho, and one very bad habit playing her will teach you is to mash A on wake-up, because with Utsuho you can sometimes get away with it. Learn to block on wake-up and block any time you aren't actively doing something and you'll go a lot farther. There were matches where I was pegging you with the same combo 6 or 7 times in a row on wake-up because you were going no defense.

>>4427625

I'm older than you, boy.

>>4427607
>>4427821
>GRRRRRRRR RAAAAAEG
Go masturbate or something, you waste of bandwidth. /jp/ isn't the place for manchildren like you to go ITG

>>4427817
Yeah, defense is something I always seem to neglect.

I don't mind getting my ass destroyed, it's having my Nanto Ho-Okuu Ken Ougi: Tenshou Juuji Ho blocked or miss over and over that makes me rage. I play Okuu mainly for the joy of doing that attack and shouting its name in Souther's voice.

>>4427821
>herp aderp xD

>>4427821

76.29.15.231:07500
US Midwest

>>4428084
Good games. Those were some fun Reisen mirrors.

>>4428084

"Man, I really want to learn how to use Reisen. Oh hey look, there's Duckator hosting."

>he chooses Reisen too
>he takes the blonde one before I can get it

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

bump to keep the thread alive

bump

Bump!

1.11 released

2 new characters added
3 new spell cards for each character
okuu deleted
etc

>>4432517
What the fuck am I reading?

>>4432517
Eye don't think so...

I'll host for a little if anyone might be interested.
USEast
24.47.61.27:10800

>>4432683
Dang I suck hahaha
ggs man

>>4423173
Stop spamming AɳoɳTa|k.com with your stupid shit.

>>4432941
GG's, it was fun. I thought our Youmu/Suwako fight would never end lol. Felt like it took 20 minutes.

bump

188.36.52.248:10800 EU

EC is fine too, feel free to join

>>4426620

Rehosting.

>>4433577
Looks like I lost connection with you, miko

Hosting again

>>4433604

Uh, did the connection drop, or what?

>>4426620

Rehosting.

>>4432517
>okuu deleted
You mad?

>>4433756
Good games Ryas! I haven't faced Suwako since v1.10, but I must say, she is clearly much harder to play against. That j.6A has scary reach.

Sorry to cut things short, have to go eat lunch.

>>4433954
>I haven't faced Suwako since v1.03
Fixed. Had a small brain fart.

>>4433954

Good games.

>>4426620
Rehosting again.

>>4433577
GGs Ekoten

>>4433577 here

Every time I play with you, 6A I'm feeling like a small piece of my soul dies. I mean, during the first few matches I'm pumped that "MAYBE NOW I CAN BEAT YOU AT LEAST ONCE", but by the end I'd rather kill myself. WELL THEN, MAYBE NEXT TIME

I hope it wasn't too boring for you

>>4433577
Hosting again

>>4426620
Good games, I don't have any idea how to play against Suwako. I found it funny how I stepped into that last spellcard with Reimu by accident.
HAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT HE STILL CAN'T 623 OR 421

>>4434618

Ahahaha, yeah, I didn't think that would hit either. Good games.

Bump for hosts

76.171.238.148:10801
U.S. West
Playing characters I have no idea how to use tier

Bump!

>>4435593
GGs

Are you sure those are characters you don't know how to use?

Good games Satori. Man I didn't realize you could airtech out of that last hit, and ended up just boatriding right into death, lol.

Oh well. Hope you didn't mind me playing characters I'm really bad with, trying to learn a few new ones so I'm not just playing the same 3 over and over.

>>4436307
>really bad with
I'd say really good with by /jp/ standards.

>>4436346
>really good with by /jp/ standards

go tell that to Guy and Duckator

>>4436383
They do not count, since they are IRC-tier, not /jp/ tier.

I don't even stand a chance against most people in IRC.

>>4436411
>IRC-tier, not /jp/ tier.
Please don't say that silly stuff. "IRC-tier" and "/jp/-tier" are frivolous statements, since there's a large range of players both good and not so good on both.

Duckator and Guy only play 12.3 on /jp/, as far as I know.

>>4436411
/jp/ is better on average than irc. irc only has 2 actual 'tourneyfags', and they hardly play at all. Guy doesn't even go to irc: he's there now because he got banned for 3 days.
irc does have a lot of euros though, if anyone's interested.

88.90.244.220:10800
EU

Sure is much activity here.

Even if the lag is amazing, I'm happy to see that this thread lives.

>>4437085
Still here?

Bump for players.

>>4435593

Rehosting for a bit

69.244.250.103:10800 EC, but won't lag with players from EU

Seven-colored Puppet-tier. Haha, get it? Puppeteer, tier? ...

last time i tried to join a game pg2 said the ip was a known beastiality site

i disabled it and joined anyway

>>4437543

still hosting

bump

>>4437821
Good game 6A, rehostan.

>>4437821
Gg, but it's enough, it was lagging badly

FFFFFFUUUUUUU
Raging so hard
I had an epic china replay (now I can say china since Guy's no around here) and it got glitched and now is desynched to what really happened

>>4437995
It happens. Just chalk it up to being too awesome for the game to handle

>>4438043
I guess I'll just have to make another one

>>4437995
How's that even possible? What is the result?

187.145.22.123:10800
Central~
Wanna be Alice/Sanae tier

>>4438086
I dunno, when my second card slot fills, I think the game saved as the wrong card showing up, and then I use the wrong card and it all goes weird from that point, like we both keep attacking the air and all

200.171.32.84:10800

Latin tier

Seriously, I'm only using my LETTY YUYUMO AGAIN, I love her

>>4438156
Oh god, please upload that to mediafire or rapidshare, I want to see it with my own eyes.

>>4438156
I have seen that happen before on SWR, even so it was very rare, only 1 in a 1000 replays, dont know what cause it though maybe desych, glitch or black alice

>>4438190
I don't know about you, but my 12.3 corrupted replay rate is probably around 1 in 20. It's pretty bad.

HEY GUYS

WE GOT A NEW SPOILER IMAGE~

>>4438179
I can't really play someone that laggy, it was a really good match even so, the lag alwasy get me because my bar don't fill when I think it does, and when I look at it I'm already getting hit anyway

Rehosting

>>4438181
It's not something special or nothing, it happens fairly often, only today two replays got desynched
even my MoF 1cc replay got desynched
God damnit

>>4437980

Good games. Sorry, hope you didn't mind the Alice mirror matches. I've been trying to work on those, so when I saw you had a good Alice I wanted to try a few mirrors.

>>4437821
Good games, Orion! I have to do something really quick, sorry for leaving. Is Alice your main?

>>4438263

Well I switch between characters enough that I don't really have a "main" per se, but I do use Alice quite a lot, so yes.

Thanks for the games Desunonymous, I really appreciate it. Sorry to quit so suddenly.

As I have now discovered, slow-down fucks up my timing something awful. I just about couldn't cancel anything correctly. I need to practice my 623 inputs.

>>4438824
>slow-down fucks up my timing something awful. I just about couldn't cancel anything correctly

Exactly why I lost the last one, couldn't block for fuck, grazing was a bitch
The other games where fine though, and if you guessed I can ONLY PLAY MOTHERFUCKING YUYUMO, not sure why

>>4438179
not hosting anymore probably going to fap or something

Not going to host soon

waiting for desunonymous to host so I can beat him up tier

>>4438997
OMOISHIROI
>>4438179

>>4438997
OH, it's YOU again, fuck, I hope you are saving replays, I have a bad habit of pressing Z twice anyway and it's always on no

>>4439018

重い白い？

bumping a bump thread

>>4438997
Oh man that last one would last forever, I just spellcarded it away, and what the fuck was that combo

Also, very nice games, one day I shall beat you too

Yeah, I didn't know some character had 22B and 22C till today, so what?

>>4439132
>Closes firefox after getting the IP
>doesn't save any replays
>opens the thread and sees the post

FFFFFUUUUU
sorry man
I'll save some next time

As for the analysis, block on wakeup, block when in the middle of a blockstring, BLOCK MORE
it's really hard for you to survive with control rods and no blocking
also, FUCKING 2C I HATE YUYUCOW *rages*

>>4439788
Don't worry, I just missed the 4 first I think, the others I got the replays

>>4439770
I chose that specific deck to do that specific thing
China is sex

76.171.238.148:10801
U.S. West
Useless bunny tier

>>4439844
Is that so?
You magnificent bastard

Does anyone have a hamachi network for this game?

>>4439999
I used to. But it's terrible on hamachi so I stopped.

>>4439924
What can I say? I like the beauty of china rape
even tough I failed it

>>4426382
rehosting

>>4439900

Good games Marrow. Your Sakuya and Yukari really gave me a tough time. You have really good timing with those bounce-no bounce knives... I ate so many of those it wasn't even funny.

I don't deserve your compliments.

Christ, what is my major malfunction tonight? Just about every time I initiate dash, I get hit by a bullet. I never have these problems on single-player.

>>4439844
>China

>>4440349

Could be that little bit of latency from netplay is throwing off your timing. I don't think we had any noticeable lag, but sometimes even just that little bit can mess you up.

>>4440379

OMG, Guy's ghost is roaming /jp/ even now, haunting us with that image.

>>4440333
Oh yeah, Reisen is the goddess of Typhoon weather. I knew my number was up when it came. Didn't expect it twice in a row though, lol.

Anyone around for some games?

>>4440386
I noticed the lag when I was switching cards, definitely there.
Thanks for the games!
I should probably make a tier comment.

I mustn't run away tier.

>>4440405
I'm up for some. You hosting?

>>4440427
Certainly:
174.0.51.137:10800
Hostan Canadia

>>4440438
Not working, Rabbit.

71.15.104.156:10800
US Central

>>4440393

He and I will both do so until you get her name right!

Think of how she'd feel if everyone called her that all the time ;_;

>>4440213
>Wakeup 5A for the win, TWICE
Everything wrong about your game right now.

But good games Disco, your Iku is quite a force.

>>4440471

Chinese?

>>4440213
Good games a.a.

rehostan'

>>4440471
Her fault for being a communist.

>>4440512
>>4440532

So cruel, so very cruel ;_;

>>4440581
Hang in there Hong Meirin!

68.149.82.149:10800
Canada West
bored tier

>>4440592

A-anon, you really *do* care!

Hey guys, anyone use a 6 button controller (like Satapad)? Need some tips for a control scheme. :3

When it fails to register a low block, I gave up. Sorry for the Yuyuko spammage, I was just depressed to all hell with failure to do anything correctly.

>>4440663

Do you have shoulder buttons? Because what I do is something like this
__/\__
|_|__O
__X__

Shittily drawn triangle = C boolets, shittily drawn square on the left = melee, circle = dash/fly, X = B boolets. Left shoulder button is Use Spellcard, right shoulder button is Change Spellcard. I guess you could assign those to the extra face buttons you have if you wanted to, though

Just do whatever feels natural, though

>>4440527
Good games winty. It probably sounds funny coming from me, but try to attack less on wakeup. Also, you don't need to fly really high in the air, you're wasting orbs that way.

>>4440796
I do that to buy time to think. Happens when I have no idea what I'm attempting to do.
Most of the time I just block or backdash on wakeup, but random block failures with my back to a wall just makes me sad.
Hopefully we can play again when I'm capable of coherent thought.

>>4440785
Er, isn't that 9 buttons? Mine is 2 rows of 3 buttons each, so it'd be hard to mimic something like a PS2 controller like that

>>4440838
Genesis-style? Pretty much, grab the controller. The button your thumb lands on should be the one you use most(A/B/C, depending on character or your style). Put the rest of ABCD around that, and switch card and use card should be the farthest.

>>4440838

I actually do use a PS2 controller. I guess I just explained my setup shittily

Whatevah, like I said, just pick a setup and roll with it. As long as your Use and Switch spellcard buttons are always close at hand, I don't think you could ask for anything more. It's not like this game has particularly complicated combos, lol

>>4440467
Good to see you again and good games E-MAN! Where have you been all this time? It feels like we played at a much slower pace than we normally do.

>>4440467
GGs Rabbit

LOL, anytime you end up losing in two near-Double K.O. situations, it's time to call it quits. That, and I'm tired as hell from moving. I find it funny that no matter how shit I play, it always come up with the most innovative, off-the-cuff combos facing you. I wonder why can't I ever learn to clear out from that Youmu j.2A; I know it's coming, I know my fingers aren't fast enough to DP or in Sanae's case 2B, but yet I seem to get hit/crossed up by it EVERY SINGLE TIME! Oh well, thanks for the matches!

>>4440785

2 rows:
(Switch card) (fly) (use card)
(a) (b) (c)

>>4441031
Besides work and life's curveballs, this has been the consumer of my free time.

>>4441068
Haha, yeah the same goes on my side. I was actually suprised any of those j.2As crossed up at all and some odd combos came out. It was also the first time I tried out Tenshi with a new set of cards and I had a blast. Maybe it has something to do with how much we play each other that these things happen.

Still hosting ...

>>4426382
rehosting

>>4441124
I'm attempting to send my canadian friend in your direction.

Maybe adding the name was a bad idea.

Oh well, still hosting:
88.90.244.220:10800
EU

low tier hostan... trying to get used to my new controllar

72.193.21.205:10800 west

>>4441374
Nah, fuck this. The chances I'll find a fellow EU player on /jp/ anytime soon 7 in the morning? Host down. Over and out.

>>4441124
Good games, Focus. It's always fun to fight a good Okuu. Or more likely I'm just bad. I was kinda at my limit during that last match, didn't know that freeze attack was unblockable ...

75.184.18.89:10800 low-mid tier ec hostan

Is there an AI for 1.10? The old one doesn't work for me anymore.

66.36.154.69:10800

A certain mashrific Shit tier EC kuu

>>4441667
Rehostan

ggs winty

>>4441402
Well fuck, I can't keep up with you anymore. Last time wasn't so bad, but now it's really no contest.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4UMFr27qYI if you don't remember)

GGs regardless.

So this Hamster person is on /jp/ as well? Watching his matches against oww, I've always wanted to face off against his Sakuya.

76.170.225.105:10800

US West.

j.6A abuse tier.

>>4441834
Rehostan

>>4441543
If you could not, then I will find an opponent! ...what? Nobody would join because in the morning it's rare to see anyone else? Well, we'll see.

188.36.52.248:10800 EU

Annoying tier

>>4441667
Well that was fast, rerehostan.

>>4442309
I don't think you're tiered as advertised

>>4442324
Difficulty is relative.

>>4442170
Oh wow, I look so silly in that video. Good to see I've improved though, sometimes it's hard to tell. I think we're on or around the same level actually, but styles make fights. The way you play Alice makes it kind of relaxing for me, and you don't pressure me enough to punish my (many) mistakes, so I just spam and eventually things start hitting you. I don't know a damn thing about Alice to give you pointers on how to pressure more, maybe someone here knows a few tricks?

Always fun playing you though.

>>4442206
oww was leagues above me in those matches. I felt so hopeless, kind of like when I fight Guy...

>>4439900

Rehosting for a few more.

>>4442208

Good games. I died a little inside when your Alice won that round with that last pixel of health!

Ggs whoever played with my mashrific self, I hope you know morse too.

76.29.15.231:07500
US Midwest

>>4442429

Good games Rabbit. Ugh I couldn't input my midscreen BnB to save my frickin' life. I felt like you kept beating me to the punch in the midair combos, although I'm not quite sure how since we're the same character doing the same move.

Anyway, sorry for taking off after only a few; really tired and have to get up early tomorrow.

>>4442429
Good games Orion! I like your Reisen Style. You do an odd invisibility dash crossup punch and combo Reisen into spell cards handily. That last round was the first time I've ever used eye rings level 4 and it was kind of cool to see its effects.

>>4442227
Spellcard revamp and returning to the basics. That's all I need. Otherwise closing the window would be a great solution too, my hands are freezing down. Getting beaten with my own character can feel terrible, you know. Input difficulties, damn you Atlantic Ocean

Not counting these, it was fun

>>4442632

Man, yeah it started feeling like real danmaku toward the end there, between level 4 ring spam and random bullets. The worst part is those rings are so huge they obscure the playing field, making it harder to keep track of your opponent, as well as those lingering Reisen bullets just chilling waiting for you to land on them.

That dash -> 6A cross-up is kind of fun, but I'm still trying to work on getting the timing down. It seems like it could make for a really effective okizeme if used sparingly.

>>4442660
woah, pretty awesome lag for EU, I had fun, even though I hate playing patchy almost as much as 1.03 suika.

>>4442247
Rehosting

>>4442622

Good games, Duck. That last match ended pretty close.

Good games. You really should block on wakeup, even with Suwako.

Rehosting.
>>4442622

I'll give it another shot before I fall asleep.

88.90.244.220:10800
EU

>>4443185
GGs.

Suwakos' hitbox is...weird, haha, but it feels like I got used to it with time. And my Utsuho is lame, I know.

>>4443471
I don't know what to add, I'm surely not in the creative mood today as I wasn't able to shift my playstyle as soon as you adapted, so I lost momentum.

>>4443115

ggs. Close matches. You seem to have a much wider range of useable players than I do. lol.

>>4443516
Yep, good games. Your Tenshi became kind of predictable after a while. For example, whenever you had one of your reversal spellcards out I knew you'd try to use it as soon as you could so I let up on my pressure a bit and let you whiff it. If you held that card in your deck without using it you'd probably be able to keep pressure on your opponent without them pressuring you too much.

Cirno

>>4444444
:3

>>4444444

... /b/ GET!

>>4444444
I approve of this get!

FUCK

>>4444444
gay

Interesting strategy. Safe, but effective.

>>4444444
Cool porn, bro

>>4444444
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

>>4444444

YEEEEEEEEEEES

>>4444444

Fuck yes.

>>4444444

MOTHERFUCKING KOG

>>4444444

GGs /b/, you lost.

shitno get

WHY YOU DO THIS KING OF GETS?!

>>4444444
We'll /b/e back. Watch your asses.

It's funny how everyone fails to steal /jp/'s GETs.
We are not that fast.

>>4444483
No, /b/ didn't get. KoG probably got it.

Now fuck off back to /b/, the GET is over.

And KoG wins again.
I'd never thought I'd be happy about his shit, but I'm glad the /b/ faggots failed.

>>4444444
Can we go back to taking easy again now?

awesome get king of gets

>>4444519
it was a tripfag posting as anon

>>4444444
the get gods are not pleased
WE MUST REPENT /b/ROTHERS!!

For once, King of GETs does something good.

kog? what the hell are you guys talking about.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE POST COUNT

IT JUMPED 500 POSTS AT ONE TIME

Amazing, we only lost one page!!

KoG does it again

You have to improve your blockstrings, /b/. Simply mindless mashing 5AAA wouldn't GET you anywhere.

>>4444543
It's like 2:30 in the morning here in California, I guess all the kids that compose /a/ and /b/ are asleep.

>>4444554

>5AAA
>5

It worked for KoG.

>>4444552
Since when an Anon post with Cirno using 4s indicates KoG?
Viral Marketing much?

Well, that pretty much sent this thread to its death. Couldn't have posted the Cirno anywhere else?

Also, nice failed 4444444 prediction, whoever that was.

>>4444554
I chuckled.
Sad to you see hisoutenfags getting your thread spammed due to a non x000000 get.

>>4444570
Just make a new one?

>>4444566

Considering KoG is the only faggot on this board who even likes Cirno, I think it's pretty obvious.

Jesus christ faggots, get the fuck out of our thread with your GET faggotry.

>>4444540
>>4444543
That was me running a instant deletion script. You're welcome, guys.
Unfortunately, I was off by one (>>4444445) but that's chance for you. Less than a second's difference would've resulted in an immediately deleted GET and a bunch of buttmad /b/tards, the one samefriending ITT included.

KoG gets 4444444. This is surprising...why?

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>>4444522
/jp/ caring about a GET? Jesus Christ, if all of those post weren't from /a/nons or KoG himself then you guys deserve to be harassed by him on a day to day basis. Why would you a) care about GETs and b) pay lip service to KoG in the presence of a GET? It's like you want to feed his manchild urge to spam in order to get the GETs.

I thought /jp/ was better than this. Now you know why he's trolling us instead of /a/. You guys are the new bait.

>>4444587

Whatever you do, don't you DARE let Jones or KoG get their hands on your script. I'll find you and hunt you down.

Seriously.

>>4444593

The snow crunches satisfactorily under her feet as she walks. She could float instead, leave the winter scenery that the forest of magic offers completely unperturbed. But there are days when it's better to feel the snow under your feet.
For Letty, today was one of those days.

Her steps were certain but sporadic, as if she was heading towards a definite goal but didn't know where that place was exactly. For all purposes, she was wandering around, lost and with no destination in mind. Only a small pack held tightly against her chest.

She felt the wind first. Like a whirlwind going through the forest, fierce and chaotic. Heading right towards her. Her legs stopped moving, turning towards the source of the disturbance.
She let her arms down, and prepared to receive the incoming ballistic fairy.

Crashing headfirst into her body, the whirlwind stopped in front of her. Blue hair turned upward revealing the smiling face of a bratty little girl.
"Hey!" she exclaimed.

>>4444593
More like you can't troll /a/ because they think he's epick winz x3

He can't troll his own people.

"Hello Cirno" she answered slowly, putting her hand on her head.
"Hehe" Cirno floated back, bobbing up to eye level. Letty knew that she preferred it that way and not be treated like a child. She retired her hand, grabbing the pack with both hands once again.
"Were you playing Cirno?"
"Hmn." she nodded energetically. "It's a good day to explore."

Looking at her, she certainly looked like she had been exploring the frozen forest, her dress dirty and a couple of scratches on her arms. She kept giggling, her energy focused there for the moment. But in any moment she would shoot away for something new.
Letty swept away with her hand a couple of broken sticks from her hair. It was the best she could do for her. The scratches worried here, but she knew Cirno would be alright.
She smiled at the realization she had come to.

"I have a little present for you" she said, rising the package into view.
Cirno's eyes widened, her whole face caught up in utter surprise.
"What is it? What is it?" she asked excitedly, floating around faster, fighting the urge to just grab it.
"Here you go"
The paper shredded in seconds, as she ripped it open to reveal its secrets.

>>4444595
I am Jones and I wrote it myself in five minutes.
And Alabama went to sleep two hours ago, self-referential faggot.

>>4444612

I love Cirno copypasta.

A long wool scarf flowed down from her hands, as Cirno looked at it puzzled.
"What is it?"
"It's a scarf," Letty said as she grabbed it and started putting it around Cirno's neck. "It's something you wear when it's cold."
Cirno stood really still, following with her eyes her hands as they turned around her. Finally, she tugged on it a bit until it fit snugly.
Pulling back her hands, she looked as she hovered confused, touching the warm fabric around her.
"It looks good on you." She said with a smile.
"It's... warm"
"Do you like it?"
A brief pause as she finished examining it.
"Yeah!" She smiled back. "Thank you Lady!"

The hug caught her by surprise at first, but then she surrounded the small fairy's body with her arms and held her closely. She was happy, really happy, and that made her happy in turn.

"A present!" Cirno pulled away suddenly. "I will give a present too!"
"Oh no, there's no need for that." Letty said, but she was already flying away, picking up speed.
"Be careful Cirno!" she yelled, hoping it would reach her. All she had for an answer was the distant image of her waving goodbye.

The forest was quickly as peaceful and silent as a few minutes before. Letty started walking once again, wondering this time what kind of present Cirno would get her.
It was a good day to play on the snow after all.

>>4444624

Then it's time for me to make a report script.

>>4444624

WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING THE SCRIPT 24/7

>>4444587
I was wondering why I saw a bunch of old threads suddenly pop up...

>>4444633
I'm pretty sure you don't know how, skiddie of gets.

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>5

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>>4444647
/a/ is calling, they miss you.

New thread at >>4444656

>>4444646

Meh, I'm not in the mood for the standard "who can make the biggest death threat" followed by the board being unbrowsable for a couple of hours do to competing scripts.

Enjoy your hallowed victory. You need your e-penis to grow a little more anyway, I heard it was shrunk due to the moot thread last night.

>>4444444
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!

>>4444668
You're mad, lol

>>4444671

/r/ template

What I have trouble understand is that, if it's really so easy to make a script that does that much damage to a board, why aren't people from An-nt-lk running them nonstop on /b/?

Hey Jones, why are you doing an image bomb? The thread isn't even bumping anymore.

>>4444714
He went to bed, it's almost dawn in his timezone.

sage for daily cirno dump

/jp/ I'm dissapoint

Holy fuck, why, of all threads, did this have to happen in the Soku netplay thread.

Well, this is a bump attempt, even thought we have probably reached the bump limit already.

>>4445471
Idiot.

bumping a bump limited thread

>>4445561
Fag. Dumb ass.

>>4444444
I can't wait for the 9999999 GET