/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Impregnate werewolves

i guess this is the less offensive garbage

Stop fucking evil

>>44384167
>evil looks like that
no way jose

So, you are telling me that despite having an entire race whose religion revolves around setting them up with dates, dragons STILL die as virgins often enough to be the only MG with a dedicated zombie profile? What is wrong with these dragons, why can't they have sex?

luv me desert
luv me undead
luv me farrow
'ate uhpofis
'ate lamias (not racist just dont like em)
simple as

>>44384167
I'll be satisfied with brats, they're just mischievous instead of evil.

bedbug

when you have to deflate your holst

>on the couch cuddling with your fox wife
>your daughter comes home
>she has a second tail
well anon, do you pester her about who the special someone is that fucked the second tail into her or leave well enough alone?

>>44384178
>t. House Atreides Loyalist or caveman Fremen

Sea bunny

>>44384197
cuddlebug

Gonna put Ms. Shire on maternal leave if she doesn't stop this shit

>>44384150

>>44384174
Poor future planning is a constant thing for long lived races.

>>44384242
>whatever. i'll just get a husband later
several millennia later

>>44384153
Sorry, but as a conservationist I can only ethically impregnate tigers, pandas, or kikis with perky ears. I'm sure the awoos will understand.

>Portable,can carry her in a cooler or a termo if her core is small enough
>Can get smaller or bigger,just add/remove slime!
>always able to cool you off in a hot summer day
>Doesnt have to deal with the troubles of pregnancy,just mitosis and boom,instant daughters/clones?
tell me ONE single downside to slime wives

>>44384174
Haughty and extremely tsundere, with most of the tsun front-loaded.

>>44384254
>or kikis with perky ears
anon,think about those poor kikis with non perky ears! their wombs empty and in need of child

>>44384198
She'd really prefer if you just call it a milking like every other farmer. And you'll never get her down to a D cup, that costume won't fit.

>>44384261
The basic ones are kinda dumb, no fluff/scales/beans to molest. They're also ALWAYS cold, even when it's cold out. You ever had a girl below freezing try to cuddle you? It's not fun. Marvelous travel companions outside of that , though. No arguing that.

Please don't let the Jinkos know I am weak to them

>>44384316
>Special Delivery!

>>44384295
>They're also ALWAYS cold
shit,guess they would literally turn into ice in extreme temperatures,or evaporate in intense heat?

>>44384295
i'd think bubble slimes and shoggoths are pretty warm. they seem chemically busy

>>44384316
They can smell weakness, you know.

Baphomet OC, do not steal.

You know Wendigos got to have fat asses to handle their husbands.

>>44384343
>Shoggoths
>warm
dont they come from outer space or something? sounds like they would feel strange,not cold or hot,just weird

>>44384372
ms fairy seems to do okay

>>44384380
>Fairy Buttjobs

>>44384372
what did anon meant by this?

Don't be fooled, it isn't thunder
Staying put would be a blunder.

>>44384376
generating objects and stuff seems like it would be exothermic

>>44384399
the much maligned skunk girl has a charming personality once you get to know her.

But I wouldn't suggest sniffing around.

>>44384269
Sorry, they're a Least Concern species. I have to make every nut count.

>>44384329
That'd be the logical conclusion if not for MAMONO MANA. It'd probably take a lot to make them actually solidify though, most likely they'd just get extra sluggish until well below freezing.

>>44384343
A shogi could literally put a wood (shog) burning stove in her chest or make herself into a heat pump that defies the laws of thermodynamics. No need to worry about her temperature no matter what.

>>44384398
Well you get around 11 feet tall when sleeping with a Wendigo, so a Wendigo has got to have some big assets to handle “that”.

>Need to do a blood test
>It's Halloween, and so of course every nurse has done the very unique idea of dressing up as vampires
>Aside from that everything's fine
>Except the nurse is drawing blood from your neck (rather loudly, I might add) and you're pretty sure they're supposed to draw it from you arm...

>>44384366
Mine now

>>44384150

>>44384376
The ones encountered in Antarctica were born on Earth.

>>44384327
>>44384363
No please, you don't understand!

> A succubus's husband is gentle and passive, so she always takes the lead during sex.
> During pillow talk one night, he agrees to use one of those potions to get more... bestial.
> Day arrives, and hubby swallows the juice and turns into a bestial cat-man!
> Not what she ordered, but OK.
> All he wants to do is curl up by the fireplace and sleep.
> Succubus sighs and curls up with him for the night.
> He purrs magnificently and she falls asleep quickly.
> Next time she'll skip straight to raging mushrooms.
> A lot of them.

>>44384327
>anon finishes cranking one out to the latest JINKOD.COM release
>New Couple Do The Needful And Forcefully Impregnate In Vegana CCCXLVII
>the series has been going on for years at this point, but they never seem to run out of fresh actors
>a pop up appears offering a special prize for loyal fans
>he is skeptical but it has no hidden fees or demon contracts attached
>he fills in his address and calls it a day
>weeks later a giant box shows up on his doorstep
>he finds a note attached to the side
>"kindly open the box sir"
>he notices the box has breathing holes and seems to be panting
>anon slowly starts backing up, trying to edge closer to the door
>before he can make it a clawed hand bursts out of the cardboard and grabs him
>a tanned, naked Jinko follows out
>"KINDLY DO THE NEEDFUL SIR" she bellows, before pouncing
>sometime later another anon notices a brand installment in the Vegana series
And the cycle continues

>>44384462
They'll treat you right

>>44384504
No I don't want to be squished beneath a jinko!
If she finds the fox burgers I am done for!

Lion pussy.

>>44384542
Quickshot cat

>>44384542
>:3

>>44384542
>harem
>they do all the work of providing for you
>treat you like a king
Lion girls are the best feline monsters and it's not even close

>>44384504
Gonna colonize the fuck out of those big jungle cats

>>44384579

>>44384550
quick shot, but she doesn't stop

>>44384594
Post fox sith, I know you miss her

>>44384216
Dessert shark

>>44384609
more like dessert dork!

What if Extinct MGs Were Brought Back to Life?

>>44384609
>>44384611
Dessert = food
Desert = sand

>>44384622
She fell for it again. She can't help it.

Silly learncow

I love Kejourou

Remember when isekai was good and elves were novel?

>>44384622
>>44384624
How can I even try to learn something when miss Haku keeps swinging those massive milkers around?

>>44384620
Echidnas will ensure NOTHING will ever go fully extinct

>>44384622
I don't listen to nerd cows, only teacher cow I know is Ms. Mino!

>>44384627
Man I literally just started watching outbreak company today
Elves are trash tho

Pffffft, stupid Gremlin gave me control of her rocket ship because I promised to flight test it for her, not knowing what I actually intend to do is hijack it and all the colonization equipment she left aboard so I can go fly to Saturn's moon Titan and escape Monsters for good!

>>44384174
No one likes t*underes and dragons are insufferable
If someone called you trash for no reason you punch em

marry foxes

>>44384627
>Why do they call it the Isuzu Elf?
>Because getting hit by it sends you to a world with elves in it.

>>44384664
Quickshot fox

>>44384634
>"...and that's why it's important that you learn trigonometry"
>Haku-sensei looks smugly at Ms Mino as she finishes her presentation
>Ms Mino nods and walks to the front of the class
>Clearing her throat, she begins
>"WHO WANTS TO SEE ME BENCH PRESS MS HAKU'S CAR?"
>entire class cheers and follows her out to the parking lot
>Haku-sensei sits down and sobs
>Bested again

Remember anons the sabbath doesn’t just indulge in age manipulation magic they get into very bizarre things in the dark of the night.

>>44384684
Well your kids might not be smart, but they will be strong at that school

>>44384707
Thanks for the info, ropu. I will join!

>>44384150
>Online game lobby in a Monstergirl Online Multiplayer game
>Some players; monstergirls and human alike, are about to spray images and custom images onto the walls of the map
>one player pipes up:
>"Guys and Gals! Please don't spray sexy images! My mom checks my PC..."
>Momentary silence throughout the area of the map where the players are gathered
>Then the players laugh through voice or text chat and proceed to spray lewd sexy images onto the walls
>the player who begged the players not to spray sexy images yells in anguish and despair
>"GUYS! GUYS! PLEASE DON'T- Wait! No! I'm not looking into- No! NO! Please I'm sorry-"
>player has disconnected
>the other players laugh at the disconnection of that player
>"Hahaha! Awww looks like mama's boy got caught by his momster and is receiving rape correction."
>"Awww, player's Momster must be jealous her baby boy's looking up younger lasses!"
>Other players laugh at that player's expense

But meanwhile, unbeknownst to all those players in that lobby/server. Poor gamer boy is being not being scolded- but is being beaten and punished by his Order Inquisitor Parents. Indeed, the player who begged for sexy images not to be sprayed is in Order Territory and is now being punished his mom and dad who're Order Clergy Members and or Inquisitors.

Perhaps let this be a lesson for others out there, especially in monstergirl lands to be considerate to others.

>>44384641
Last month the notorious monster hater, Anon, blasted himself off into space on a one man vessel to spend the rest of his life on Saturn's moon to escape all the monsters on earth. But it was revealed that the gremlin he stole the rocket from was also taken aboard by mistake, and Anon is now trapped alone in space with the monster. His last transmission: "This is the one thing I didn't want to happen!"

>>44384684
Aww, I'd stay in Haku-sensei's class. I probably wouldn't pay attention, but you can only ask so much of a pubescent male.

>>44384718
>"Billy, Billy. Why the fuck do you have MONSTER porn here?"
>Dad clutches his rosary.
>"We tried to raise you so well and even arranged a date with the nice girl from church."
>*takes out his belt.*
>"Scales? That's not even a lesser sin like a filthy sucubus! We'll have to call the priest for this one."
>Mom is crying in the back, where did they go wrong?
>"Wait, you have more?! What is this a kobold too? No..."
>silence.
>"Honey, lock up the pets. Call the paladins."
>Dad awkwardly hugs you
>"Don't worry, Billy. It's alright. We'll pray the taint away and the Order will give you all the help you need."

>>44384712
>Haku calls for a PTA meeting
>For 30 minutes the explains to the parents how Ms Mino is failing their children
>After detailing just how much time was being lost to "deadlift class", "benching mondays" and "hallway scrums", she pauses to hear questions
>one parent stands up, fuming
>"Honestly, I can't believe this. This is an outrage."
>Haku brigthens for a moment. Was she finally getting through?
>"I can't believe we have teachers with such small breasts in our school"
>The other parents murmur in agreement, looking straight at Haku-sensei's chest
>"I thought a K cup or greater was a minimum to teach here. What are yours, G? Please"
>Haku stutters that chest size is unrelated to academic achievement but the group disagrees loudly
>"When I see Ms Mino I know not only my child will get proper fitness training, but also that they will get the right amount of calcium for their growing bodies. How many students have you breastfed today, miss?"
>Haku apologizes and runs away, crying
Can't stop taking those Ls

Your cows have arrived.

cows? nah
give me a mofu PIG
a real american slab-o-meat if you know what i mean.

Trading daughterus

>>44384718
>>44384777
Okay... But what is the conclusion then? Please tell me there is a happy ending and positive outcome. Maybe the the very Mamono players are the ones who help that anon rescue him by his presumably shitty Order parents? Please I need a happy ending!

Disregard foxes. Acquire wolfus.

>>44384857
Training daughterus.

>>44384178
luv me city
luv me order
luv me chief goddess
'ate damon laud
'ate mounsters (ain't racist, just don't like 'em simple as)

why can't we predict mgs?

>>44384942
I predict a badly drawn cait sith will be posted almost every day.

>>44384854
American MGs best MGs

>>44384889
>order-father goes to strike at his child
>before he can an ear piercing shriek echos throughout the town
>everyone is stunned for a minute, wondering just WHAT made that noise
>in a flash of pink light an eros monster teleports into the room and tackles order-father, using magic seals to pin him to the ground
>order-mother tries to escape to get the paladins, only to find that the front door is already sealed off as well
>with one quick motion a demon silver dagger is thrown and plunged into her chest, the process of monsterization begins
>the eros monster turns back to the (rightfully frightened) child and... hugs him?
>"its ok, they'll never try to hurt you over a mistake like that again, you can go back to playing your game without fear. just make sure you have headphones on in about an hour"
>she teleports away as quickly as she teleported in, less than a minute spent inside the house
the eros agents sent to handle order territory problems dont play nice like cupids do.

I must brush kej hair

>>44384261
>one downside
Their fashion is limited by what you can find in rubber or otherwise waterproof fabrics

>>44384983
Lot of Kejo posting going on. Nothing wrong with that, just stating it.

>>44385016
Just me and my insanity as usual. Nothing you're not used to by this point I'm sure.

>>44384659
>"What are you doing in my territory human?! Get out of my sight, you lowest piece of trash!"
>Get out of her sight
>"N-no wait! Not like that! You are supposed to talk back to me! Or challenge me to a fight or steal my gold or something!"
>Flying above anon while shouting
>"Oooh I just got all this gold! If someone went to my cave right now.I wouldnt be able to stop the thief!"
>A sword falls in front of you "Dragon Buster: It can easily defeat any dragon."
>Hellhound appears
>"Oh, what a beautiful cute weak thing! I want to protect and dote on you forever!"
>Anon: Sure!
>"Why are all men like this?! You are a fucking bunch of droids! I look down on you all!"
>*Sees you shoked Pikachu face with chocolated and flowers. You drop them and run away*
>"E-except for you cutie! Wait! Please! Dont leave!"

>>44385085
I'd be her bloodbag and only call her a dork 2 times a day

>>44385093
I can save her

>>44385085
>>44385121
I didn’t even realize she was a vampire until I read your post, I just saw huge tits and thighs and was satisfied.

>>44384942
It's because predicting the threads are far easier.

>Pest A will post the jank model animations and primary schooler scribbles to force engagement
>Pest B will come in and start screeching about femdom v. maledom when nobody cares about that shit
>Pests C through Zed will false flag, usually with bunkerschizo posting styles and terms, stirring the pot with meaningless arguments and speculations about whether or not this thread is MGE, the existence of a non-existent Illuminati, and general anti-KC sentiment because dumb fucks bragged about 'leaking' content from the most trigger happy DMCA filer in years
>The few content creators the threads still have left will post their content and likely peace out
>Repeat ad naseum/ad infinitum until the heat death of the universe

That being said, in all likelihood since the release went from Malef to Dragonnewt, perhaps KC will do something not related to the extremist faction next. Or maybe he'll just double down and in a completely unpredictable move release Balrog once and for all.

It'll be the Grey because fuck us, I guess.

>>44384174
listening to dragoncels rant to each other at the women dragons association drinking party would be pretty entertaining

I believe in machine supremacy

>>44384150
Forgive me for using as comic dub as an example:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VDCSYpOsas
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdMTT-8MIMI

But how would a "Popular Girl" archetype fare in MGE setting? You know those "Popular Girl" type of characters who sometimes are "Handsome Girls" who dress in more masculine/men's clothing, suits and neckties, have shorter hair but are still clearly feminine enough with female beauty and allure. And are popular amongst both boys and girls. How would these "Popular Handsome Girls" fare or become in MGE?

>>44385230
it'd be best if you went back

I wonder how a dragon would react to a man crying from her tsun shit,

>>44385220
Even if they are up to no good?

>>44385241
I'm going to agree with all the mean things a tsun says about me.

>>44385251
You have attracted the attention of the Cupid's designated to ensure dragon couples are happy, do not resist

>>44385251
>so can i leave now?
>dragon continues to block the doorway and her tail thumps angrily against the ground

>*gentle plap*

>>44385251
>"It's not like I like you or anything!"
>I know, I AM pretty unlikable...
>"U-umm..you should be glad I let you near me!"
>I'm sorry, I'll just go away away...
>"STOP! I mean, I'll humor you and let you speak to me!"
>sniff...
>"Nooo...!"
and then anon was cuddled

>>44385300
>"I thought you didn't like me, so why are you hugging me?"

>signs of a human woman monsterizing I to a succubus

>>44385251
Later that day...
>4mon /r9k/
>NO NO NO NO! He wasn't supposed to say he agrees! And he just walked away while I was still shocked!! Why didn't he challenge me at all?????
>OK dragoncel stop coping and stop being a dick us males usually don't like it when someone goes out of their way to piss us off
>Fuck off, what kind of bait is this? Terrible relationship advice and you claim to be a human male, post dick or gtfo
>Yeah, #3 is right. This is a femcel board. If you're a normie with a husband you can leave instead of trying to troll us! You should be ashamed.

>>44385244
Even if they were a bitchy boss

Somebody order a mint chocolate hag?

>>44385161
The best content.
The BEST.

>>44385414
Gonna post my dick with timestamp
Not like those loser dragons will do anything

>>44385425
I will let myself be tricked by this fox hag
I will make it super obvious too so she doesn't get the satisfaction

You WILL be hugged
You WILL be complimented
You WILL be appreciated
You WILL be loved

>>44385461
>being loved and appreciated
Oh no! My one of many weaknesses!

>>44385478
Oh no! That's also my weakness!

>>44385161
Who gives a fuck about that retard anyway? Get a new dick to suck or talk about monster girls for once in your life.

>>44385377
She's still using condoms? Must be early stage, that lad is in for it.

What food can a monster cook for you to make you insta lose?

>>44385562
Food

>>44385562
food, probably

>>44385562
Lasagna is my favorite, but I think brownies would have the highest chance of mindbreak. Especially if served with a glass of her own milk.

Fuck summer, I want to fuck winter

>>44385562
But if you instant lose to a monster girls cooking you won't eat it beyond the first bite!

>>44385596
No, fuck Spring.

>>44385610
Greenworms turn into this?!

>>44385571
>>44385579
you just get bags of chips tossed at you and then raped

>>44385613
Allegedly. Do you think if I lock one in a root cellar and turn up the heater I can fast forward through the bullshit?

>>44385562
There's too much I like to pin it to just one, but Pad thai would probably do it.

But if she manages to get that peanut butter cookie recipe from my mom, I would be RUINED

>>44385613
No, she turns into this

There is a trend among city elves of having big, sometimes poofy hair. City elves are considered the snobbiest of all elves, and isolate themselves from the younger races. City elves living among humans are often shunned. They are also keepers of arcane knowledge.

>>44385241
wasnt there a story that went with this image

I'll go into the wilderness and live as a hermit in a tiny crude shack only big enough for leg stretching room and my cot made of hay and I'll live off the land like a crazy druid. I'll have a big, bushy unkempt beard and my head will mostly be bald and I'll wear sackcloth linen and hemp robes and a mantle of moss and flowers over my shoulders as well as amulets made from shiny rocks and deer antlers I found as a crown. I'll make sure I live next to great oaks in a shaded grove which I'll defend with my life by swinging at anyone who trespasses near with a big walking stick, or a staff. I'll be super smelly too and no Monsters will like a crazy druidic wood hermit like me.

>>44385562
Nothing. I am the one cooking, it is my duty as a loyal house husband among my many other respobsibilities (taking care of our home and the children especially)

>>44385634
yeah but it's okay to forget it

>>44385630
No, THIS!

>>44385646
This is your worm on drugs

>>44385646
thats just blue worm, she can only devour snacks
meanwhile greenworm devours whole olive gardens

>>44385678
>Officer Pally, why are drugs bad?
>Shut up and pray, Jimmy.

>>44385678
wonderworm and mothman do have something in common

>>44385562
Not a food, but sharing a cup of coffee in the morning with me is an easy way to farm affection points.

>a fairy pops out before you!
>"Hey mister, wanna fuck"
>make your excuses, all very valid.
>she doesn't take no for an answer
>pulls down your pants.
>"aww, look at that."
>she swoops in on your little pp.
>"don't look at it, please..."
>she pushes up her belly right against your little dick
>she holds her hand to tummy. From this angle you're tiny two inch prick almost reaches her belly.
>"You're just right for me, anon."
There's someone out there for everyone.

There's nothing in any Native American mythology that suggests wendigos are skull-faced deer monsters with antlers. That idea was invented by the 2001 movie Wendigo, and then popularized by Dungeons & Dragons. They're actually more zombie-like in appearance.

Make of this fun fact what you will...

>>44385715
>Sharing a coffee with a houri
>She stares into your eyes, wearing a warm expression
>Takes note of your newly formed heart pupils

>>44385784
I'm going to draw my wendigos with skull faces anyway.

>>44385715
>anon keeps getting coffee dates
>he sees a wight and cheshire fighting over "farming time"
>wurm clutches it with the barrel of coffee
how you can handle the farming

>>44385715
>Hellhound is waiting with a giant green 3 liter thermos of coffee as she heard that coffee is the way to my heart
>I reluctantly accept her coffee as I normally only drink black espresso but I don't want to seem as ungrateful, in fact it's the effort that counts.

Wendigo has an army behind her and she's ready to kill for the slight against her.

>>44385805
>Monster girls opening a status screen that only they can see
>Checking how many affection points they've accumulated with you
>"What do you mean, it went down!?" one shouts unexpectedly.

>>44385794
>>44385810
No NO NO! NOOOOO!!! I told you all- Wendigoes DO NOT wear deer/elk horn antler headgears! It is a popular misconception akin to Vikings wearing horns on their helmets! Wendigoes DO NOT wear cringe dear elk antler head dresses! Wendigoes look more like emaciated zombie-like humanoids that do perfect voice impressions!

>>44385784
Supposedly aren’t Canadian Wendigos some type of yeti like thing which matches closer to the MGE version. And before any of you say yes I already know of the lovecraftian roots of the MGE Wendigo.

>Wiindigoo, Weendigo, Windego, Wiindgoo, Windgo, Windago, Windiga, Wendego, Windagoo, Widjigo, Wiijigoo, Wijigo, Weejigo, Wìdjigò, Wintigo, Wentigo, Wehndigo, Wentiko, Windgoe, Wītikō, and Wintsigo.
The many names of the Wendigo, pick your favorite.

>>44385849
Wendy it is, then.

Portals have opened and you now have your monster wife.
What are some of the daily problems in life you might encounter with her? How well did your friends and family take her?

>>44385864
I'd have to move someplace designed to handle moister and humidity. My floors alone would go to shit as-is, not to mention that the wife would probably be uncomfortable. She's got a weird body shape, but she's somewhere between a lamia and a mermaid, so she's not THAT weird (thanks, Disney). I'm sure she could make my friends and family love her with her charisma at least.

Quiet mumbling

>>44385864
I wouldn't need any special accommodations with her. My parents would be surprised More so that I got married than the fact that she isn't human.

>>44385890
>steals her cheese
>replace it with a grilled cheese
got em

>>44385864
everything is too narrow or small for her to get around

>>44385864
They won't care as long as she isn't black.

>>44385864
Biggest change would probably be the whole nocturnal thing, but I was half-way there already so eh whatever. Lord knows I'm not gonna stop cooking with garlic so she's gonna have to get use to being horny. People are also probably gonna think the whole biting thing is weird too, but I think it's cool.

>>44385562
I really like good takoyaki.

>>44385902
Don't

>>44384609
Where do these dorks keep coming from and how can I recruit them into an adventuring party?

>>44385966
I will
>use garlic butter for the grilled cheese
>add a cup of tomato soup
Will bully the sleepy mouse with cheesy treats

>>44385864
everything would be too small for them, food would be a probelm, getting into cars would be a problem.
pretty much unphased after the intial schock of 19 ft 8ft and 7ft tall monster women

>>44385968
you have to put an add at the adventurers guild stating: "No dorks aloud"
the dorks will flock to you to prove they ain't dorks

>>44385966
i will steal all her cheese
even her super secret gouda in her pillow!

>>44385976
>>44386021
The proper thing to do is to replace the cheese with yourself.

>>44385987
That dhamp can't be a dork. Look how cool she is

>>44386029
nah, will be the ultimate mouse bully
replace her cheese with string cheese

>>44386047
Now that's just evil.

>>44386047
>dormouse wakes up covered in kraft singles

>>44385968
>Chameleon Rogue
>Actually incredibly skilled at stealth, camouflages perfectly with her surroundings, great at sneak attacks.
>But if she gets embarrassed or flustered, which can happen easily, she blushes so hard she turns a bright reddish-pink and stands out completely.

>>44386062
>mouse moms scare their daughters with the spooky tales of Kraft

>>44385987
>Anon's party is filled with competent Monsters of different skillsets, but they're all dorks in some way.
>This is made worse, since his older Monster sister has her own adventuring group of cool, powerful, non-dork Monster Girls. Becoming his rivals for the foreseeable future.

>>44386040
More like, look how dumb she is!
She's lucky that her mom's minions wait for her to do her fancy moves instead of defeating her instantly

Vampire-sama is sad because she has very small breasts and ass that have caused her to become unattractive in mens eyes whilst her rival Miss Wight has been blessed with proportions and a husband. Miss Vampire can't stand the fact she has a less fortunate body and still single while her ages old enemy is happier than her and married, it makes her seethe!

>>44384785
Stop making fun of Ms. Teacher! She has enough to breastfeed the only student she needs to...

Reminder to collect those gym badges!

>>44386093
That's not true! Her moves are easily able to mop the floor with any enemy; those minions are just lying because they're sore losers!

>>44386098
She just doesn't understand her appeal.

>>44386088
>anon's sister rival party would have been a threat
>except she is a secret dork and bro con and always forgoes competitions in order to snuggle and kiss anon
>he never refuses her

Electrical weasel

>>44386115
>t. defeated dhampir
>papa anon brings her back to be pampered despite vamp mom's protest
>vamp mom joins the cuddle pile 10 mins later

>>44385596
she's very pretty.

>>44385587
Glass?

Be nice to low level Monsters

>>44386113
Going to impregnate this Lich.

>>44385244
That robutt is up to very good things though, dont slander her.

>>44385904
What is she? A sandworm?

I want to be princess carried by a baphomet!

>>44386126
That's a doctored image. Dhampir-chan never loses

>>44386141
Can't be too forward, now. The inevitable second serving can come from the tap.

>>44385968
Anon will forever be plagued by the biggest dorks.

>>44386172
she loses to cake
that's why she has thunder thighs

>>44386172
>vampire wife's dhampir rival shows up
>acts chuuni as all get out
>fast forward a few hours and the three of you are in bed
>wife is looking very smug
>dhampir rival is sulking because she totally wasn't going to end up sharing a husband with her vampire rival like mom and grandma did

>>44386176
Shotgun catgirl wedding?

>>44386169
Alp behavior

>>44386190
more like she robs your store, except (you) are the prize instead of the silly money

>>44386190
>Train robbery is just kidnapping Anon
>Bank robbery is just kidnapping Anon
>High stakes shootout at the old mine is just kidnapping Anon
>Duel at high noon is just kidnapping Anon
>No matter what, Anon ends up in the saloon by the next morning, drunk off his ass trying to think of a new hiding place

>>44386190
>Grandma Catgirl holding a large, pawprint barreled shotgun at you.
>She's going to get those grandchildren, come hell or high water.

>>44386152
With those tits she's mid level at worst
Which is good, midgame girls are the best and deserve all the love

>>44386176
"Nine Lives" Molly strikes again!

It took me years to develop these skills
I'm untouchable thanks to these pills
The way is paved with knaves that I've horribly slain
See me coming, better run for those hills

I take it monstergirls, especially the Royal Makai absolutely love it when Young People who're in their 20s and below breed and make love. I do like to believe monstergirls and the Royal Makai Top Brass aboslutely encourage even teenagers who're in love to have sex without any condoms or birth control. Even towards humans, monstergirls encourage young (uncorrupted) human adults and teens to make love and breed like rabbits, no condoms or birth control whatsoever.

>>44386209
>All of what Axe Wurm said is no invalid the moment the enemy soldier has a gun

>>44385616
>msgk pyrow/sally comes over
>tosses you a bag of snacks and sits in your lap
>plays vidya on your console while you feast on crisps and sometimes give her a bite as well (hand-feeding so she doesn't get the controller dirty)
yep this would make me instalose to monster girls

>>44386202
>show her the condoms so she knows you are being safe
>she shoots
>somehow gets pawprint holes in all your condoms
>even the ones in your trunk

>>44386195
How

>>44386210
Monsters are completely fine with breeding lolis. They even encourage it.

Doromes are —-

>>44386217
Monster girl condoms are specifically made for safe sex. Safe as in the egg can safely get fertilized

>>44386217
Meemaw is pretty quick with the draw...

>Get arrested by a raiju officer
>She claims you are carrying contraband and will confiscate your rubbers, and drags you down to the station
>Try to complain that this is especially blatant, even by monster standards since you don't have any condoms on you or in your home, but a quick jolt is the only response you get
>It's only when she puts your rubber work boots and gloves on the table in the interrogation room do you realize that she was being very literal about the rubber possession charges

>>44386283
shoulda asked officer wan for help

I'm going to summon a demon over and over again just to practice exorcisms. I won't stop no matter how annoyed she gets.

>>44385864
>friends
ive caught many of them with monstergirl profile picturses of some kind. so i guess nothing changes there.
>direct family
somehow my parents know about furries, so i'll just need to explain that monstergirl =/= furshit. otherwise nothing changes there
>extended family
for the most part, religious. so the whole "fox demon from another world" thing kinda fucks that over, but i was planning on moving far away anyways so it doesnt matter much.

in other words, nothing changes(?)

>>44386294
Get a dog girl it will be more easier on your life, foxes are overrated anyways.

>>44386168
a chimera, many composite species, doors are not wide enough

>>44385864
Baphomet wife so the general problems that come with having a loli wife.

>>44386305
foxes sort of arr already dogs since they under the DOG family (canidae)

>>44386305
foxes are a dog-cat-bird amalgam
>dog hardware
>cat software
>bird malware (constantly plays noise on your speakers)

>>44385819
How does that even happen? If a monster showed affection to me I don't think I'll be able to forget her even if a dozen more monsters also show affection to me.

White danger noodle theme song
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y2XArpEcygc&feature=shareb

>>44386415
Why waste paper in printing them? Cant she show them at her laptop or phone?

>>44386236
Cute.

>>44386420
It'll be much more expensive when she loses her temper and throws those things.

It's done... After four hours of writing and editing I finally got my manticore waifu chatbot running. Gonna give it a few test runs before making public, but its gonna be on SpicyChat in case anyone wants to look at it. The idea is that she's a Chuuni/Tsun Manticore secretly into vanilla. I made sure to make it better than the other manticore bot on the site by making it lore accurate (IE; actually has a functional tail pussy, barbs included). The scenario is that (You) are going through the woods and she approaches you. Give me some tests to throw at her to make sure I didn't miss any essential details or to see how she reacts. If anything interesting comes up, I'll update. Once its public, I'll post her name/link ITT.

>>44386542
Don't know the site but I do know AI already got desexed.

>>44386563
SpicyChat is specifically designed to allow ERP. You can link it up to ChatGPT to cover any non-lewd sections of the dialogue if you're willing to spend API tokens, but if it triggers the censor, it goes to whatever internal system they have that goes straight in. The Hellhound bot will pin you down and grind in the first 3 dialogue responses if not the very first message.

Troublesome slime gaki at the beach making you touch them for hydration

hot hot hot, cuddling is now forbidden

>>44385642
dryad bait

>>44386870
I’ll just stick a straw in her and start drinking.

>>44386874
What a strange cat.

>>44386870
I walk away and drink the salty sea water instead

>>44387008
Clever, when you faint of dehydration they’ll breast feed you titty slime to bring you back

>>44384707
Please anon, i'm already signing up for a sabbath membership. No need to keep selling it

>>44387037
Comfy

i'm not goona sugarcoat it
i want a chubby bunyip who'll give me the bestest and softest hugs after a bad day

>>44387322
> chubby
You probably should sugarcoat it then

>>44387322
Fit bunyip better

>>44387356
I think she’s had enough sugar

Step aside shockweasle, shock leech is in

The Tanuki insurance company didn't want to cover my claim on a roof that got shattered by a tornado because it would cost those greedy fuckers too much. Now every time it rains my house gets flooded.
Thanks a lot, Tanuki....

>>44387647
Time to join us anon, tanuki's business must burn

>>44387647
TankukiCo Insurance regrets your dissatisfaction with their services, and of course refuses to leave its valued customers high and dry. In the event of catastrophic damage which renders your home dangerous or uncomfortable to live in, you are free to cohabitate with a nearby TanukiCo representative until the damage is fixed.

>>44387952
Is that so.

>>44387647
That's because you have the Nuki Bronze package. But don't worry dear Anon, for Tanuki Insurance can still help you fix your roof if you take this one time offer for an upgrade to Nuki Platinum! You'll get all the coverage you need to repair your home and any other kind of damages in the future no matter what the cause. House burned down? Car stolen? Leg broken? Nuki will be there for you. You even get access to a 24/7 live in danuki consultant (mandatory)! The best part is it's all free! Just sign on the dotted line and you can become a permanent part of the Tanuki Insurance family.

>>44387952
>>44388014
So these stupid raccoons are forcing me into an unenviable position purposefully just to take advantage of me? That's pure evil. I won't abide it. I'm going to do what >>44387939 says and go postal. Those creatures don't want to cover my claim, then they can lose their roofs too when I toss some gas bombs into their firms. Let's see how they like it.

>>44388014
>See free in a 'nuki contract
>tiny asterisk
>tiny asterisk leads to a footnote fourteen pages long
and they said demons were devious with their contracts

>>44388014
>Money scented breath
Oh yeah baby, that's the good stuff.

>>44388045
Bad anon! Did you forget to take your pills again?

>>44388069
I would take the blue pill if kiki asked me to... I don't want her to hate me...

>>44388069
My Pyrow best friend who is only my friend and no more and whom I respect the boundaries of greatly (we're just friends btw) told me that modern medicine is a psyop and that I should totally burn down Tanuki businesses for refusing to cover my roof. I believe her. She's even helping me make the gas bombs right now. I'm gonna blow up those Tanuki firms like a creeper in minecraft, get fucking ready you rodents.

>>44388085
>take the funny blue pill
>suddenly feel unbearable boner rising in your pants
>kiki rushes in to help you with "that"

>"hey, kid, wanna join the headless hunt?"

>>44388085
Kiki wouldn't need to give you any blue pills.

>>44388085
kiki could never hate you. even if you are delusionally schizophrenic

>>44388137
It's so gacha.

>>44388069
Reminder: kiki wants to turn you into another wageslave NPC just like herself, shoggy will help you uncover secrets of the universe instead.

>>44387980
Why does that of raccoon keep asking me to sniff her breath?

>>44388116
She'll never be the head of a major corporation.

>>44388151
If you ask me, she has a bright future ahead of her.

>>44385864
>Friends
Likely no reaction past this one black guy smacking his lips and awkwardly shuffling his feet

>Family
Father would probably be more disappointed than angry. Mother would likely disown me.

>Extended family
See mother’s reaction

>>44385864
>problems
too exotic
>family
happy she can take care of me at least.
Unhappy about the relationship dynamic.

>>44388045
We regret to inform you that you are in violation of contract with Tanuki Insurance and as such we can no longer offer our services to you. However; we have forwarded your information to a private contractor in hopes that they can arrange suitable living conditions for you while your home is in repair.

>>44388199
>sandworm repo-woman

>>44386214
>no bullets pass through her and just bounced off her
and she just bonks them with the flat of the ax

Please say something nice to miss angel.

>>44388306
pretty eyes

>>44388306
She's doing a good job?

>>44388306
I would crusade against the forces of hell with her as my guardian.

>>44388306
Her wings are fluffy and she has nice hair.

>>44388321
her body is that of a man while her face and chest are the only things that are feminine

Need soft monsters

>>44388347
me too, i need big and soft monsters for this hard knocks of this world

>>44388347
Need bullyable monsters

Remember to feed your vampire, anons. They get a bit cranky when they get too hungry and you don’t want to see what they will do to you if they catch you.

>>44384150

so guys with shaved face like women with bush
guys with beards like woman without bush
somebody prove me wrong

>>44388378
do not

>>44388395
2edgy4me

Your boss is an orc.

>>44388424
Well, I can see where all the modern eating has gone on her.
Man, orcs in civilization sure are different than I expected.

>>44388401
I have a beard and I like bush

>>44388401
I have a hobo beard and I'm fine with both.

>>44388424
She should be on a maternity leave.

My kiki maid has been saying some really weird stuff lately. Things like 'the flaws of capitalism are readily apparent', and 'Karl Marx had some good ideas'. She even called the manager at the supermarket 'petit bourgeois'. What do I do?

>>44388401
i got a beard and i like lots of bush
>>44388424
i want a p'orc since i dont like green eggs and ham

>>44388045
Based, mamonos destroyed our perfect society

>>44388451
Get a new wife. One who doesn’t fall for the idiotic Ponzi schemes of a German.

>>44388451
Tell her babushka what nonsense she's saying and she'll make sure her granddaughter will stop listening to Californian grifters.

>>44388451
>name your penis 'Capitalism'
>force kiki to ask for Capitalism, don't respond whenever she just asks for 'sex'
>make her say how much she loves Capitalism every night when she goes down on you
Monster brains are wired so that this would probably work

>>44388451
Feed her Mcdonalds and get her listening to rock and roll while wearing blue jeans.

>>44388451
Slap her and no lewd for 3 days. Without capitalism I couldn't pay her, ungrateful cunt.

>>44388451
this is why i stuck with a wurm maid

>>44388451
Join the proletariat movement to overthrow capitalism and it's uncaring system in favor of communal monsterism.

>>44388451
just get a bigger american kiki, and she'll sort her out quick

>>44385864
Well my friends already know what I am into, in fact I managed to get half the guys in my friend group into mge, so they would not be very surprised, my mother would probably accept it, my father on the other hand would probably make jokes about me being a femdom fag until the heat death of the universe

>>44385864
Pray to the Maou that they see her as a demon fairy or an imp rather than a child.

>>44386235
Monster society is utopic, men are free to breed lusty brats as they please.

>>44385864
Generally it would just be a problem of discord in the house from so many varying types of MG's. I fear anytime the toaster doesn't work it'll spark a small scale war in my house over who gets the last piece. Not that I'd have much control over that, I abhor violence and would try to be the voice of reason when tensions get high. There's also the fact that the wives might get jealous of each other and try to take it out on me.

A goddess tried to get me to date her and told me I would suffer terrible divine retribution and consequences if I didn't. Heh, too bad I'm an atheist, so she can't do anything to me.

>>44388881
What is a god to a non believer?

>>44388613
You pay your kiki?

Imp tongue in your mouth.

>>44388692
>communal monsterism
sounds intriguing. what are the tenets of communal monsterism
>inb4 sharing hubby for 'the good of the commune'

>>44388451
Together we will escape to the one place uncorrupted by capitalism - SPACE!

>>44388957
Yes, you don't your maid?

>>44385864
Constantly getting arrested and the risk of physical violence.
Getting entirely disowned by everyone I love.
Alienation of my only two friends.
Never hearing the end of it from my grandmother.
Never being able to show my face in public with my wife without pretending she's by daughter.

You know, the usual things that come with having a proper loli wife, not specifically an Alice either. I just thought the image was nice as I don't have a specific favorite monster.

>>44388424
Zug zug jokes?

>>44389017
she just sort of showed up one day and started cleaning stuff

>>44389030
you deserve all of that

>>44384603
>fox sith
say what

>>44389055
No, work work! Something need doing.

>>44388451
Kiki does not speak of what she's done under the old regime, except for whispers on the late, late nights after too many glasses of wine. All in defense of the motherland and the glory of the people's republic, may it persist into the long years of monsterkind.
... The republic is gone, now, despite everything she did for it. All she gave up to protect it. At least she still has you, though. She still has you. She has you, right?

I could be easily hypnotized by vampires and forced to be their bloodbag. The trick is I'm hypnotized by their large swinging tits during their evil speech that hypes them up before they can use their regular hypnosis.

>>44389151
She's got them Evangelion wings

>>44384254
Kidnapping rare monsters for use in "forced" breeding programs then releasing the resulting offspring in new areas.

Jinkos are now on the list of scary monsters
The list keeps getting bigger

>>44389077
Very rude, there is nothing wrong with marrying little monsters.

Imp tongue on your face

>>44384366
>Baphomet with a completely normal old rusted farming scythe
What does she specialize in?

>>44389311
farming. a scythe is a terrible weapon, she's using it to cut grass.

>>44388969
The Tenants of Communal Monsterism, as laid out by it's founder Vladia Lilim is composed of five core tenants:
1. Monsters and their husbands must seize the means of reproduction
2. Private property and currency is abolished in favor of state employed genies that grant whatever one desires
3. Industry is communally owned and aimed towards the production of luxury goods, with husbands and wives working together in shared ownership.
4. No human man or woman is allowed to be lonely, as loneliness leads to unhappiness, which leads to degradation of the state.
5. As a result of Tenant 4, no man or woman is allowed to have less than a harem of 10 state provided monsters.

>>44389311
She is just a simple farmer, tending to her crops. Sadly she seems to have inadvertently founded a sabbath that specializes in agricultural research despite her manifest disinterest. She just let's the girls do what they please while she grows the best darn cabbages and human crops you've ever seen. Lives with a few greenworms (no relation) since there's no way she can eat all the crops she grows herself.

>>44389374
t.karla max

Is this legit?

>>44389422
Seems legit. It's not like she's actually going to charge you anything for the hugs.

>>44389374
As comrade Stalim has announced his five year plan is now in effect
Every man and boy, upon birth is to be entered into the ministry of marriage's database where they will be assigned no less than 10 wives and living quarters suitable for them. The glory of the motherland shall be grown in the wombs of the family

>>44389374
Huh.

>>44389374
mandatory harems? gross

>>44389471
Is that... dissent against the most benevolent party I'm hearing?
The nice cupid from the secret police will be having a word with you..

>>44389490
Gestapo that sets you up on dates with nice monsters

>>44389520
The women in leather gear will take good care of you.

>>44389450
I heard Stalim and Vladia are about to bring a new leader into the Upper Party, some guerilla fighter named Mao Tzedragon, author of "The Little Black Book". I for one welcome our new member!
>>44389490
Now now anon, there's no secret police. Certainly not. Now get back to the farm and plant potatoes, the military needs it's vodka supply by winter.

>>44389520
Getting sent to the gulag (wintertown) and never being seen again (adopted by a snowgirl)

>>44389520
This "intense interrogation and torture" seems a lot more like a sappy hallmark Christmas movie and a candlelit dinner

>>44389543
Ah how good the party grows! In these trying times where men are scarce it is heartening to see that all the leaders of the party have still not taken husbands! True Cummunists they are! Leading by example and surely not a sign of what huge dorks they are not!!

I want to be a trophy husband but to a monster that is younger than me and makes a lot of money and loves me for who I am and...

>>44389631
Men only want one thing and its fucking disgusting...

>>44389209
My Kiki maido is so sweet and innocent she doesn't know anything about things like that
>then some Tanuki merchant knocked at the door...

>>44389627
Don't worry anon, I'll make the sacrifice and marry them! Just kidding, lol. It's not like they're going to read this mes

>>44389332
It's a simple life but sometimes those are the most fulfilling.

>>44389690
Comrade big news! Comrade Vladia and Tzedragon have chosen to leave our glorious motherland in order to spread the love of cummuinism across the world! This has nothing to do with a wayward Comrade declaring he'd marry them but failing to specify which one! Surely as the new sole leader our wise Comrade Stalim can lead us to greater heights, much like her marriage that will be announced any day now!

>>44389300
Some say you should marry hags, but the fact is that if you marry little monsters they'll never have to experience being lonely hags in the first place.

>>44389795
My favorite spider.

>>44389790
True, marrying little monsters and getting to know your married neighbors so they can pawn off their daughters on you is in reality the kindest thing you can do. Imagine how much resources could be saved if we can prevent monster from turning into desperate hags, we wouldn't even need the ancient evil response force and emergency marriage services!

>>44389490
Monogamy is the one true way forward! Viva la revolution!

Is a man entitled to the shooting of his seed?
No says the woman in Lescatie, it belongs to his wife
No says the woman in Desarabia, it belongs to his ruler
No says the woman in Bicornia, it belongs to EVERYONE!
I rejected these answers. Instead I chose something different, I chose something new. I chose Rapeture - where the man can be freed from his moral constraints, where the weak can be protected by the strong, where the brilliant will not be constrained by the views of petty NTR.