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44352947 No.44352947 [Reply] [Original]

Is it wrong to name your daughter after a 2hu?
My wife is pregnant and if its a girl i am seriously considering naming her Marisa or Alice.

>> No.44352955

These are beautiful names anon

>> No.44352968

You should name your daughter Nue.

>> No.44352969

>>44352947
>Wife
Hand in your license to post here immediately, it is a law of the universe that true toho fans cannot intereact with women.

>> No.44352975

>>44352969
>cannot intereact with women
What if he is married to a 2hu?

>> No.44353010

>>44352947
Both are common name, just go for it.

>> No.44353017

>>44352947
Those are fine names, just be sure to make up some bs as too why

>> No.44353109

Name her Patchouli for a little giggle.

>> No.44353123
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44353123

>>44352947

>> No.44353136

>>44353123
>Reimu is 13 now
also, why was she born in mombasa?

>> No.44353150

>>44352947
The odds are already against your kid given their autist dad, don't make their life worse by saddling them with a cringe weeaboo name.

>> No.44353161

>>44353150
OP got a wife and continued his bloodline, you are seething about weeaboos on the otaku culture board of 4channel

>> No.44353202
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44353202

I'm more concerned with OP's family name. What if it something retarded like:
>Alice McDonald
>Marisa Ivanovsky

>> No.44353220
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44353220

>>44353202
>Reimu Findlater

>> No.44353221

>>44352947
Not bad honestly
Marisa and Alice are pretty normal names all things considered

>> No.44353237
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44353237

>>44353202
i am Japanese on my father's side, so my last name is Japanese. If I didn't live in the US i'd probably name her Sakuya or Youmu

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>>44352947
Marisa and Alice are good names, Remilia is another 2hu name that sounds fancy but could pass as normal in the states.

>> No.44353446

They need to increase the encounter rates for women with wife-affinity, these odds are ridiculous. Are there some areas with higher rates or something? Please tell, I want one badly

>> No.44353500

>>44353446
Japan is pretty good, but it may be difficult if you haven't invested some perk points in Japanese.

>> No.44354262
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>>44353202
>Alice McDonald
McDonald, you say?

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>>44352947
Alice is a fat girl's name

>> No.44355601

>>44352947
Marisa and Alice are quite common names, depending of your country of course. I wouldn't name my daughter after any other 2hu though. That would be as bad as naming your son Anakin Skywalker.

>> No.44355613

name you kid with Clownpiece instead

>> No.44355646

>>44355601
>I wouldn't name my daughter after any other 2hu though
What about Lily?

>> No.44355768
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44355768

My daughter Aunn Hudson is so cute!

>> No.44355933

wakasakagahime

>> No.44357655

>>44353150
neither Alice nor Marisa are weeaboo names
do you plan to just tell the truth or just lie if she ever asks you why you named her that? To be fair, I think most parents just name their kids whatever name they see somewhere that looks pretty

>> No.44357869
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44357869

I wish I had a gf, let alone a wife. God fucking damn it.

>> No.44357872

>>44357869
...you mean a real life gf or wife?

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44358783

>>44357872
Yes

>> No.44359052

>>44353202
Nothing wrong with Marisa Ivanovsky

>> No.44359076
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>>44352947
Alice seems safer choice

>> No.44361919
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>>44358783
I wish that Cooking with Alice girl was my girlfriend

>> No.44361956
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44361956

Damn if this isn't a nice body figure I don't know what is

>> No.44362056
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>>44361919
>>44361956
What's even the point if she's not wearing an Alice outfit?

>> No.44362086
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>>44362056
What's the point if she's not constantly having to wash her sheets from the many times she leaks during the night?

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>>44362056
If she were your girlfriend she would wear it for you no doubt

>> No.44362245

>>44353136
shhh it's totally legit giggle

>> No.44362322

>>44352975
You can't access this site from Gensokyo.

>> No.44362447

>>44362136
What's the probability that this isn't a man

>> No.44362473
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>>44362136
Knowing that makes me happy.

>> No.44362485

Alice is an extremely common girl's name where I live. Never met a Marisa though.

>> No.44362490

>>44362447
Shoulder to hip: O
Adam's apple: unknown
Hip line: X
About 58% chance of being a women

>> No.44362696

>Is it wrong to name your daughter after a 2hu?

That sounds like a LN title

>> No.44362806
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44362806

>>44362447
0%. My wife is not a trap.

>> No.44362821

>>44362447
Sorry, I misunderstood your question. The probability that is not a man and is a woman is 100%.

>> No.44362846

>>44362806
Honestly even if that IS a dude at that point who fucking cares anymore, close enough. Absolutely would.

>> No.44363033

>>44362322
Shut up Yukari we know it's you.

>> No.44363579

>>44357869
we know alice. you post that every friday.

>> No.44363613

>>44362473
Why?

>> No.44364098

>>44352947
If you name your daughter after some generic shithu like Reimu or Marisa you deserve it when she finally dumps you to the most godawful retirement home to live out the rest of your days.

>> No.44364279

>>44362447
That matters?

>> No.44364300

>>44363613
Because I like Alice and I want to hug her, and knowing that someone likes me enough to cosplay as her warms me inside.

>> No.44364323

Throwing rocks at Alice!

>> No.44364368

>>44364098
This, you should name her Wakasagihime. Dubs confirm.

>> No.44365480
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>>44353123
>born in mombosa
hory shit

>> No.44365541

>>44364098
not only she has a beautiful, socially acceptable name, marisa is the executable icon girl. no matter how you keep crying, your $favorite_girl wil never be popular.

>> No.44368016

>>44364323
Don't bully my onehole!!!

>> No.44368512

>>44352947
you should name your duaghter fatman or littleboy

>> No.44368600

>>44353500
Do otaku activities count as such perks?

>> No.44370233

>>44368600
Haha
Lol
Lmao

>> No.44370520

>>44362485
I have. Here in Spain Marisa is short for María Luisa.

>> No.44370949

>>44352947
How many kids do you think were named Brad because of Brad Pitt? Baby naming trends are a thing and while they're vapid as fuck, so long as you give your kid a name that means something to you and won't get them bullied in school it's fine; anyone asking you to do anything else is wrong. But first, you should work on trying to figure out how to make an imaginary person pregnant.

>> No.44370967

>>44352947
I will too. Alice is a classic name, and she can read Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and self-insert as the great protag

>> No.44371037

>>44364323
Throwing big boulders at Alice!!

>> No.44371091
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44371091

>>44371037
Alice is not Leon!

>> No.44372183
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44372183

>>44371037
Resident Touhou 5:

Starring: Alice as Chris, Marisa as Sheva, Eirin as Wesker

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>>44364279
as always, jp is gaypee

>> No.44372843

>>44371037
Throwing rotten tomatoes at Alice!!!

>> No.44372929

>>44371037
Having baby making sex with Alice!

>> No.44372958

>>44372467
Listen, man, when you're as lonely as me you take what you can get. Begs cannot be choosers. I would even fuck (You) of you were dressed as Alice. Trust me, that's not a decision I'd make lightly

>> No.44372984

>>44372929
Baby making sex this, baby making sex that, how about you actually make a relationship with someone to have baby making sex with???

>> No.44372995

>>44372984
True... Making baby sex with shanghai!

>> No.44373001

>>44372995
Anon, you'll get splinters!
... Don't ask me how I know.

>> No.44373008

>>44372995
Anon...

>> No.44373151

>>44372984
>how about you actually make a relationship with someone
Easier said than done.
Ejaculating inside a girl on a dangerous day is simple. Actually talking to them is hard.

>> No.44373318

>>44373151
Plus encountering a suitable woman, overall both physical condition and personality wise, then as you said talking to her, then assuming you want to raise the kid more or less safely, to get suitable resources and a place for raising it and way more. Seems like a 無理ゲー though many people manage to do it successfully at bad conditions

>> No.44381132

Having mad sex with Alice!

>> No.44385964

Letting Alice die!

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