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4435594 No.4435594 [Reply] [Original]

I've heard you are the most ronery board in the world.

I have a great girlfriend and almost have my Masters degree in mathematics.

Why don't you have a girlfriend?

>> No.4435606

I have a girlfriend.
Now what?

>> No.4435608

Because you took all of the good ones.

>> No.4435613

Because I'm loyal to my waifu.

>> No.4435609

>>4435594
I do have a girlfriend?

>> No.4435627

>>implying I don't
Are you still beating yours?

>> No.4435629

>>4435594
Why are you posting this on every single board? It's annoying.

Also, I love my waifu.

>> No.4435630

>>4435613
Yeaaaaaaaaah, keep tellin' yourself that a waifu equals the feeling of your penis in the vagina of a girl that loves you so much.

>> No.4435637
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4435637

normalfags arent any fun

>> No.4435638
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4435638

But I already have one.

>> No.4435642

We had this thread earlier, right?
I'll repeat myself:
Its too much of a hassle.

>> No.4435656

When I wear a skirt I am the girlfriend.

>> No.4435658

Because I give up before things get serious

>> No.4435665

>>4435630
>penis in the vagina of a girl that loves you so much.

It's sad that you think she actually loves you. I truly pity you.

>> No.4435668

>>4435630
Stop enforcing the concept that relationships are soulless social exchanges based entirely around sex. You're insulting your girlfriend, yourself and humanity as a whole.

>> No.4435675

>>4435630
>sex is important and you should base your life around it
Yeaaaaaaaaah, keep tellin' yourself that getting your penis wet is worth the effort and money.

>> No.4435691

>>4435665
It's sad that you have so much hate for the world that you can't see the love

>> No.4435680

>>4435630
If the purpose of your whole life is nothing more then finding shoddy beef curtains to stick your cock into, then you are a very pathetic creature.

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>>4435691
It's sad that you have so much lust for your girl that you can't see the love

>> No.4435718

Well I almost got mine in Math and Physics, Physics is my girlfriend equivalent, only better.

>> No.4435733

Every girl I've known is manipulative and mean.

>> No.4435743

>>4435733
Man, it must suck to be you then. Go find some better girls.

>> No.4435753

Because bitches and whores

>> No.4435761

Because /jp/ - Otaku Culture

>> No.4435765
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4435765

I have a girlfriend too.

>> No.4435768

>>4435594
And I live in a gold house on the Moon.

Like I'd really believe anything some random anon says on an image board.

>> No.4435776

>>4435743
The past generation was ok I guess. My aunts are nice to their husbands. More modern girls though are shit.

>> No.4435778

Loyal to my waifu.

>> No.4435787
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4435787

>>4435765
My girl is 3d


rendered

>> No.4435800

>>4435776
Like I said, it must suck to be you then if you can't find any good girls.

>> No.4435798

>>4435768
You've made this exact post before, at least mix it up a little.

>> No.4435791

>>4435718
I want to have sex with the anthropomorphism of Physics.

>> No.4435811

I have a waifu and I'm a NEET.

LIVING THE DREAM

>> No.4435814

>>4435776
True, damn you society.

>> No.4435817

Because if I go outside my GAU will be revoked.

>> No.4435832

>>4435791
Best sex ever.

>> No.4435838

>>4435811
The dream that will end like Welcome To The NHK?

>> No.4435859

>Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Dunno, never found a reason to get one. I might work up to 10 hours a day(sometimes more), so it's not like I'd even have time for one.

..Well, I also have yearly pay of 50000 euros. Probably time to find something to spend all that leftover cash on soon.

>> No.4435871

lost interest.

>> No.4435882

Because 2D is better.

>> No.4436031

>>4435882
I love all you trolls going like "2d is better ~.~" and "I lubs mai waifu ^_^"

>> No.4436049

>>4436031
I love all you trolls going like "I love all you trolls going like "2d is better ~.~" and "I lubs mai waifu ^_^"" and "Look at how pathetic you are"

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>>4436031
>He think they are trolls

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>>4436031

>> No.4436057

>>4436051
>he thinks they're actually serious XD

you got trolled, broski

>> No.4436064

>>4436031
>someone has different tastes than me so they must be a troll

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>>4436057
>He does not know that I'm one of them

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>>4436057
As a certain high quality /jp/ poster stated:
>jokes = trolling

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>>4436049
Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors.

How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

>> No.4436088

>>4435594
Would you happen to teach mathematics, too?
πr

>> No.4436098

It's like I'm really on /v/.

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>>4436067

>> No.4436159

so why does /jp/ get butthurt every time that they only have a 2d waifu and not a living girlfriend that say "i love you" to them?

>> No.4436166

the girl i like likes some other guy

>> No.4436175

>>4436166
Kick that nerd's ass, Suigin

>> No.4436187

Reported. Talking about /jp/'s users does make make the thread on-topic to /jp/.

>> No.4436204
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4436204

I do have a girlfriend

>> No.4436208

Late night /a/ is much more pathetic than /jp/ at any time of the day. Whenever I am pitying myself and want fellow losers to relate to, that's where I head.

>> No.4436212

>>4436166
it's me, i'm the other guy, haha fuck you suigin i am in love ;_;

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