/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44349311
Walking up to a girl and saying "PAIZURI" is not mean

>>44349311
Who am I supposed to bully if not Hatate?

>>44349493
Alice

>>44349493
You should watch what you say on the internet... Hatate might be reading it from gensokyo and get depressed...

she wouldn't suck my dick

>>44349311
i like the hatater

>>44349311
>>44350050
I don't want to bully Hatate.
I like depressed girls. I want to make them happy.

I want to ask the Hatate if she has cool java games on her flipphone

>>44351613
You have to wonder how she keeps that thing charged.

hatater, please come back...

>>44353013
he dead

>>44357392
I've heard if you say hatater's dead 3 times in the mirror at night, he'll favorite more Patchy porn on his pixiv account and knock you out with a bottle of liquor.

>>44349311
But I don't want to be mean to her. I want her to like me enough that I become the brightest light in her life and she can't live without me.

>>44357488
If we had a shota newhu, would he return from his grave? (I believe he liked shotacon stuff because of his potrayal of hatate)

>>44352868
i wonder if gensokyo still has 2g and 3g

>>44357488
>>44357757
Do you think he's on the Russian frontlines?

>>44349311
She acted nice to me. Any girl like that must have ulterior motives.

She is a pretty bird but... Aya is just better

>>44360140
This, just the other day I met Hatate at the store and she complimented me before flying off with a bag of cheap Ramen noodles and sake. She clearly wants to soften me up so she run a smear peice on me later, probably invited me over just to bully me for thinking that she'd ever be friends with me. I won't fall for it though!

>>44359326
He was among the first ones to fight in Ukraine

Imagine snuggling Hatate real tight and she just breaks down and won't let go anymore.

>>44361361
Heaven.
Girls like that are the best.

>>44360239
if u have really shit taste that is

>>44361608
Keeping her warm and safe!
Whispering gentle "I love you"s into her ears and feeling her squeeze tighter!
Giving her the first good nights rest after she had to deal with nightmares every night!

>>44359326
He died in Ukraine. Just another reason to hate Jews and their wars. His art is so fucking kino

>>44362564
>Whispering gentle "I love you"s into her ears and feeling her squeeze tighter!
This is the most adorable thing I've read this month.
My life won't be complete until I get a Hatate gf.

>>44363305
There is something nice about just caring and comforting someone

>>44357488
does he likes patchy that much? he drew her only a few times.

>>44360239

Paizuri

>>44362965
Don't mourn for him, he's in gensokyo now

>>44359326
COVID got him long before that.

>>44349311
I'm not mean to Hatate. She's just imagining things.

>>44363436
It's just the most recent thing he bookmarked on his pixiv since anons started claiming he was dead years ago. It happened at least a year ago but probably a year and a half ago.

Hatate is responsible for 80% of Gensokyo's electricity usage!
Her NEET cave will cause an energy crisis!

>>44349311
I'm not mean to Hatate. I like Hatate.
I hate this meme >>44350050

She cheated on me multiple times

>>44378695
Eirin cheated on me too and I didn't leaved her



(Except somewhat 3 times)

What is the appeal of Hatate

>>44353013
I like his Hatate a lot

>>44378806
Shy reserved girl who really wants to put herself out there but is constantly defeated by her own autism / naïvity.

>>44378619
>meme
Hata-tan is as canon as she gets. When she isn't thinking about suicide, she's making plans on how to kill any girl that even looks your way. Ganbare Hata-tan!

>>44381294
No way! Hatate is a well behaved girl! She only likes to live alone and never leave her home because her power allows her too.

>>44387368
taters doesn't leave because she's afraid of the radio waves frying her brain and making her ravenous. just like, you know, lesser tengu. she's high ranked.

>>44350050
But Hatate don't know english...

clingy hatate gf to cuddle until she smiles again
I will protect that smile

>>44395066
Yooks are supernatural creatures, and have the gift of tongues

>>44403232
i want hatate to tongue all over my cock.

>>44404400
She is a yook, and may bite
Hope you made sure she loved you first

>>44406102
oh hatate you animal, please do bite my cock

if you think about it, female /jp/ denizens are probably pretty similar to fanon hatate
just buy her some wings and a little hat, and you could have a hatate of your very own

>>44412758
wtf I want a female /jp/ denizen gf now???

>>44412758
That's most likely the case, but those girls are extremely rare, and there's a very good chance they already have boyfriends if they're a adorable as Hatate.
It might be easier to travel to Japan, find a real tengu and brainwash her into believing she's Hatate.

>>44413125
>if they're a adorable as Hatate
there's the trick, they aren't
you'll need to go by the kigurumi thread to pick up a hatate mask

>>44413125
If tengu are real I'm fireman carrying home a Momiji

>>44412758
>female /jp/ denizens
>female /jp/
>female

>>44412758
They won't go on a date with us doe.

>>44412758
>Female /jp/ denizens
>Females on /jp/
>Females on /jp/ that would want to date someone from this cursed place
>Females online
You should come up with better lies before you peddle them to others

>>44422584
>>44424986
Believe it or not I came across a female yukarifag while I was looking through the archive.
So, /jp/ has (or at least used to) have a girl but she's a carpet muncher. Sad!

>>44412758
I doubt any of them look good enough to pull it off.

>>44412758
Women don't come to /jp/. You can find a few on the attention seeking boards like /s/ or tribute threads where faggots will simp for some mid bitch. Women thrive on attention. Thats the only fucking reason any would come to 4chan instead of scrolling endlessly true social media and gooning to pics of Chad's and pretty boys

>>44425016
>she's a carpet muncher
and as we all know: lesbians aren't real. Hence there is no Females on /jp/

>>44427837
>implying jp wouldn't simp to a girl cosplaying as their favorite 2hu while doing cutesy poses
they already go full bananas to those man doing it

>>44429479
Social media is full of cosplay whores, but I have no interest to look at them. It's even worse that my favorite is Remimi, so seeing some american hag cosplay as her would do nothing but fill me with disgust.
>they already go full bananas to those man doing it
Not every anon is a homosexual.

>>44429479
If one would nail the physique then I would consider it.

>>44429856
>>44429932
the duality of men

>>44349311
she wouldn't suck my dick

>>44433328
Wash it then.

>>44439228
a shame this guy died in Ukarine.
at least we have AI to revive his art style

>>44440358
I have a love/hate relationship with his art, but I don't think anyone ever found out what happened to him.
For all we know he just had a breakdown and quit drawing to try and manage it.

>>44440522
people keep saying he died in ukraine because they all forgot that the war started in febraury 2022 while hater disappeared in february 2021
plus, his last posts were about catching covid and being hospitalised, and he was well known to have a lot of mental problems and depression
easily just as likely that he killed himself or died from covid coplications

>>44440653
hater was assumed to have died of coof, then he was spotted on pixiv
then the mobilization kicked off and he abruptly vanished, so he either got drafted or shot himself to avoid getting drafted

>>44440746
"Spotted" is a strong word, more like there was a little activity on his account, I think it was adding a few favourites.
Truth be told I think no one knows anything, and while my bet is that he's alive somewhere, If he decided to stop then he decided to stop, nothing to it.

>>44440853
>my bet is that he's alive somewhere, If he decided to stop then he decided to stop, nothing to it.
That's what I think too. Folks always act like the only reason why an artist stop posting is because of something dramatic, when like 8 times out of 10 they stopped for the same reason they started, just because.
>t. former artist who took a hiatus and never returned years ago

>>44442802
Everyone knows that. That's a common joke, that if you don't post anymore your internet persona is effectively dead. It doesn't actually mean anything when people say it, but in this case we know he actually had a ton of issues and suicide thoughts, so it's kinda natural to at least consider the possibility.

>>44442802
Lmao, same as writefags. Ask me how I know.

And let's not forget he had massive mental health issues. I don't think he'd have killed himself, since if he was that depressed I bet he'd let himself get drafted instead since that's a lot less effort and avoids the stigma of out and out suicide, and from his last few posts on his pixiv I bet he just got really depressed from "self" isolation and just gave it up.
Weird, since he went so far before as to draw picrel with his left hand. In the end it could be something random, like finding a new hobby, something dramatic like getting drafted, or nothing at all, and he just had enough of drawing. If it had been anyone else I think everyone would have assumed he had just stopped for no real reason, but because he had depressive episodes everyone assumes the worst and jumps to conclusions.

>>44442979
>Ask me how I know.
How do you know?
>>44442925
My theory is he, the same as a lot of artists with depression, one day woke up with no drive and stopped creating for a month or two and when he got it back it had passed too long and he just disappeared.
Seen a hundred times, tale as old as time.

>>44349311
I don't hate her.

>>44442979
>ask me how I know
which one were you? the abusive reimu one?

>>44448590
Nah, not that good. I actually left twice, once here and another on AO3.

>>44453151
Hey you aren't me.

>>44448590
>>44443172
I did the yuuka one. Life got in the way, was having less fun than when I started, ended up not coming back. I've been meaning to for months now, but there's enough idea bloat that I'm not even sure posting it here is even a good idea. Starting once you've stopped is hard.
Anyway, enough blogposting. The question was intended rhetorically anyway, I don't want to be a namefag.

>>44448590
>the abusive reimu one?
Which one? The one making the Hana story or the one who made the first work?
The one that made the first work which is me is still making the Sekibanki story despite the slow output. Hanafag dropped out since the thread died and according to him, or someone claiming to be him, IRL life shit prevented him from writing though he did want to come back.
I hope he comes back I was riding on the edge of my seat reading it

>>44442979
I used to drop the odd story in the yandere threads as well as some other character specific ones and just stopped doing it one day because I ran out of focus. Such if life when you are addled with untreated ADHD.

>>44454748
The yanhu threads were fun since you didn't need to build much of a picture. Good for short bulletpoint stories like the Marisa (?) thread used to be before it expanded.
Longform stuff is neat, but there's a certain charm to cranking out a short scene with minimal crafting for the hell of it, since you can usually tell a good joke with it more effectively.

>>44454850
I made some yanhu threads here. I actually wanted some these things to have some short stories, especially when there was actually a lot of them made from previous threads.
But people ended up going heavy on the random generator and never used them for any prompt and I got a little bit demotivated from making these threads again, especially when the last one (with a nemuno) got not a lot of interest.
There was one of those stories where you were some sort of delivery man and Alice was the yandere.

>>44455067
>>44454850
I did enjoy the yanhu threads a lot, i cowrote some stories with anons and wrote plenty of shorts, even wound up doing the flandere story out of inspiration from those threads. That said I got busy in other writing projects so I haven't really participated much recently. Its a good break from my long forms stories though.

>>44453261
>Hey you aren't me.
I didn't mean to impersonate you, I am picrel.

>>44455138
Which Flan one? I remember there were a few floating around at the time, unless you posted yours elsewhere.

>>44456683
I wrote some shorts in the yanhu threads but I think I posted it in the actual Flan threads
Shameless self-plug dozo:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45427612/chapters/114296602

>>44462697
I remember seeing that one being made. Very nice.

>>44349327
Asking her for paizuri isn't mean, either.

>>44474652
It is rude!

>>44455067
>>44455138
Is it time for another one?
I think it could work after the break we've had.

>>44489971
I'm afraid it's gonna just be flooded by roll autism again.

I wish Hatate would marry me and then take the lengthy and substantial penis of a large and melanin-enriched gentleman

>>44491891
I wish you'd stop trying to ruin Hatate threads and then kill yourself.