/jp/ - Otaku Culture

mofu, pet her.

Big bushy tails

Love the Cupid

evil lizard released!!!

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110961967
high voltage
i don't really know what's going on with the anatomy though

>>44355830
in record time because we don't respect that scammer, too.

>>44355840
>R-18 works cannot be displayed

Thanks, I love it anon

>>44355827
>Cupid promises to find you a wife
>she proves she's serious and shows how dedicated she is to help you find your other half
>it makes you fall in love with her
>you want her as your wife now
Gee

gonna play with a kej's hair!

>The thighs and tummy on the new mg

Woah mama

>>44355875
They are bog standard...

>>44355861
Her hair will play with you.

>>44355848
be careful; though she looks like an ordinary baker this is in fact a monster and thusly will take advantage of you once she has you alone.

>>44355884
By all means, her hair should ruffle mine.

>>44355890
Scheming little lizards. Always plotting. The real question is are they smart or dumb?

>>44355848
But bro, he told us to not reproduce on anonymous forums...

>>44355905
smart but batshit insane

>>44355911
does he even know?

>>44355911
I'm going to start reproducing with her on this anonymous forum...

>>44355917
Well, he went out of his way to say 'anonymous forums' so maybe he knows after all.

>>44355923
don't, we'd be overrun by newts.

>>44355931
he did that one with every one didn't he?

>>44355917
He knows everything according to that one subhuman with a tinfoil hat.

>>44355890
But she gave me such a nice discount on bread! There's no way she's evil

She turned me into a newt!

>>44355917
Gotta wait until someone from /monster/ reports it to KC directly

>>44355931
when in doubt, assume you're irrelevant

>>44355936
Oh, you're right. I guess he doesn't know then.

End yourself mick, nobody wants to read your subhuman ratfuck whining all day.

>>44355952
yeah, he doesn't give a fuck about anyone here. He probably meant japanese 4chan.

>>44355531

Sorry, forgot to reply. Twitter Leenvidia or preferably this mail: leenvidiahaze@gmail.com

>>44355952
the Irishman spent hundreds of Irish doubloons on kc's patreon just so he could post it early, and kc wont even notice... how sad...

>>44355848
I want to draw her.

Ignore evil lizards, enjoy evil lims

>>44355911
I'd rather go for a neutrally aligned monster girl honestly.

>>44355988
stop that

Your wife gives you a fumo of her. What do you do?

>>44355994
This is the face a monster makes when she finds out there is a planet of lonely anons

>>44356010
Go on a lovely family picnic with our new daughter.

>>44356010
cum inside it exclusively

>>44356010
Use it as an onahole, I assume it’s magically connected to her anyway.

>>44356010

>>44355994
I only want to enjoy monsters that are good, like me. I'm a good boy.

>>44356010
I'd buy a hellhound fumo in an instant. Clearly it's a spying device for portals

>>44355994
>tfw this fucking sex pest is the one who summons you
>cant go five minutes without her molesting you

>>44356031
you could fix her

>>44356031
> "Yes, you are! You're Mommy Good Boy."

>>44356010
keep it then get my own so they can be together as well

>>44356031
God, I hope you get alp'd.

>>44356037
I highly doubt that I could. It's important to be honest with yourself. Plus, who needs the hassle when there's that cute perfectly normal girl down the street?

>>44355985
He must have started a Kickstarter since the time he begged others to ask questions for him on the Patreon.
>>44355966
It's annoying cause it's currently impossible to complain about anything involving KC without some no-life with a hateboner for him latching onto it.

What is bapho-sama pointing at?

>>44356010
I put it in a nice place in our room. I can already hug my wife when I want.

>>44356010
>Kejourou fumo
I assume the fumo's hair is the kej's own, naturally. That'd be a sneaky way for her to propose. In any event I'd braid parts of the hair.

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1692438517513896097
What a cuck.

Caught the ancient evil monologuing to her rubber ducky again

>>44356051
You can complain all you want. Let me start
>not communicative
>milking monthly subscribers
>hostile
>encourages raiders
That's about it, actually. He has almost nothing to do with the thread except for people who talk about mge too much.

>>44356070
nice monster girl image.

>44356072
Case in point.

>>44356080
Can't you see the Bapho there blindbro?

>>44355830
>>44355905
>>44355994
>lizards

KC could had at least finally gave anons a Lizard MG that doesnt have a preference for stronger males by making her a proper Lizard MG and making her an all-warrior actiongirl race like Lizzies and Sallys. Would fit the theme of minions of a conqueror Dragon. Bonus point if he had made them buff or at least fit. Could had been great. Instead she feels like a Dragon that isnt really a Dragon but isnt a Lizard either. Well, at least more doragon is never a bad thing and she has the shenanigan where you can get your ideal doragon waifu MG by just circulating a dating profile in the kingdom or describing what you seek to a border guard since they have such a great incentive to marry all the unmarried ones. I also feel KC dropped the ball not making Newts into yanderes.

>>44356083
It looks like you didn't want to talk about him at all. Not that some hasbeen artist matters when talking about monster girls.

im going to the savage ape that rapes a noble elf, dragon, or wight and have her being very tsun calling me an animal every time i make suck me off or i molest her while she should be talking to her royal court or advisors

>>44356087
Didn't read your post.

>>44356038
>sign contract with demon waifu knowing she would utterly dominate and take care of you
>didn't expect her to be always encouraging you to self-improve and be the best person you can be
>wants you to be a good person
>always melts when you do a good deed and rewards you with extra love

>>44356080
Cry about it

God, my wurm is so retarded, she needs to feel good so that she's distracted from her uncontrollable impulses.

Can we finally stop making these threads now? They're 90% shitposting at this point, no reason to keep them around.

>>44356097
I know it's a typo, but a savage ape monster girl is good too.

>>44355848
still got the glow around her hand like ms malef. i wonder if newt blood can also infect others

>>44356051
What you need to understand about the Schizo Mick is that he doesn't think like a human being and he doesn't act like a human being. You can see it in his posts and his "art."

It's like he's some kind of a subhuman affront to nature pretending to be human, badly. A rabid animal that should've been put down decades ago, or by the very least permanently sent into some tardwranglery that keeps unhinged retards away from the general public.

>>44356114
huh? you sure you got a purebreed wurm and not some lamia pretender?
>>44356118
we have monkey but imagine bonobo monster girl

>>44356117
There were shitposters in the past that tried even harder to kill the thread, explicitly so. Also
>we

>>44356117
I don't think these threads will die even if KC abandons MGE

>>44356136
he already has in reality.

>>44355850
>Not making a burner account to see R-18 works
Some folks never learn.

>>44356141
Fuck off gacha troon.

It's time to learn me some helllhound.

>>44356140
The drama didn't help, hopefully today's release marks his comeback

>>44355848
Tell me about Evil Lizard.

>>44356174
she will lure you in with freshly baked pies while plotting to lay you

>>44355794
Cybertaur.

>>44356170
What he really needs to do is make a cait sith drawing. I think that would be a good idea for him.

>>44356180
P-Pies?

What is she so jealous of?

>>44356184
What you really need to do is to neck yourself if you don't have anything better to do than to seethe here all day for months on end.

>>44356197
Chest

>>44356197
Can only eat with one mouth.

>>44356181
>>44356195
Kill yourself

Remember, even the most proud monsters will do embarrassing acts for the ones they love. Sometimes it just takes some time to get it out of them.

>>44356202
>https://files.catbox.moe/u1hd0v.png
i also draw mgs and spend a lot of time modelling monster girls and programming. You know this. You have seen it.
I am actually very excited and think I will have a playable gameplay loop soon. I will probably post more about that on /vg/ someday soon.

>>44356170
What would a comeback even be at this point? His pace for profiles dropped to near a halt since some 5 years ago so I doubt it'll change anytime soon. Useless he releases a new world guide or a update of the game things will continue the same. Him being communicative or not makes no difference ultimately.

>>44356202
>come here
>call someone furcuck for days on end
>surprised when they get angry
huh

>>44356109
God I wish.

>>44356056
my GIANT bbc

>>44356223
Vampire's little bat familiars shouldn't be this cute

>>44356071
>ancient wife
>she always requests that you leave her alone during bath time
>whatever, not like you'd walk in on her anyways.
>pass by the bathroom door one time
>"-and so the fiendish mr. duck brought nothing but havoc to the realm of bubblona-"

>>44356253
You can fuck them if you want, no one will stop you...

>>44356109
It's not fair that we have no defense against a monster girls' kindness and affection!

>>44356223
i remember when i made my Caroline dress up as a magical girl with extra tight clothes and she still said the cringy lines and even wore the twin tails that definitely dont fit on her

>>44356223
i got a swear jar for my apophis

>>44356270
I've got great emotional control. I'll just stonewall any attempt with the blandest of deadpan responses. No self respecting monster would go after a kuudere

>Mr. Anon sir, what will your pleasure be?
>Let me take your order, jot it down, you ain't never had a friend like me.

>>44356197
Is Parsee biggest "I can fix her" bait? Can you fix her?

I'm not dating a one thousand year old ancient evil hag, I want to date a Monster whose in her 20s just like me! I don't even care if she has way smaller tits!

Your cow has arrived.

>>44356226
Your scribbles look like the kind of soulless shit criminal asylum inmates draw and your "game" is a unity tutorial made with random shit ripped from VRchat and Genshin Chinkpact. You just keep repeating your schizo shit here all day every day like a broken record, thinking anyone cares about or believes in whatever garbage you're saying this time.

You're such a repulsive shit-eater that absolutely nobody but people even more mentally ill than you want to have anything to do with you. Like if the IRA was still active, they wouldn't even want to bomb you because they would be so disgusted by the thought of getting the shrapnel dirty.

You wouldn't even be let into Hell, because Satan would take one look at the mishappen abomination that smells like dried semen and animal feces and not want anything to do with it.

>>44356249
Be the best person you can be anon. Let go of all the bullshit, be kind and decent, and maybe we can find our happiness in the next life.

>>44356312
Then I will improve.

>>44356312
>mentally ill
>that whole post

>>44356328
Thats the plan anon. Thats the plan. Be the best person you can be... for your own sake and others. And perhaps theres some happiness out in this world to that can be found.

>>44356087
>that face
>not yandere
I don’t care if the profile doesn’t mention it I’m headcanoning that since they’re not full dragons they have dragon possessiveness but are also unhinged and obsessive about it

>>44356277
On the contrary, that'll make any interested monster more persistent until you crack. And you will.

>>44356332
You can't improve because you're mentally deranged. As shit as what you call "art" is, it's not even remotely comparable to how full of shit as you are personally. 100% pure distilled human garbage, and that's being generous implying there's any human in there.

>>44356370
You know, you don't seem like a very reliable source on this...

>>44356376
I cite every post you've ever made here as my source. If there's one thing you're good at, it's proudly showing everyone just what an absolute parasite you are.

Why don't we all calm down and think about hugging yetis. Gentle, soft yetis who want to see you smile.

LONG tails

>>44356400
Too hot for Yetis.

>>44356419
It's been cold almost all summer here. Are other places different?

Nothing else ever caught the feeling of a living fantasy world this manga did.

>>44356423
It's been pretty cold for August, but the other day it suddenly got hot.

>>44356423
My home is a permanent 27 celsius against my will
Ice queen-sama save me

>>44356291
Bait for sweatersnatching

>>44356491
Oh she'll help you. But in exchange you'll have to be her royal body pillow for life.

Damn fox hags, preying on vulnerable young men.

>>44355994
I read that as evil wizards, instead of lizards. Now I want an evil wizard.

IMAGINE
Ancient evil Baphomet wife.
>She's old
>Really old
>Is too tired to rule the world
>Is tired of people's shit
>Is tired of your shit too
>Constantly calls you boy, even though you're old enough to be a father
>Lives in a mage tower in the sky, constantly attacked by malefs and griffons because they consider the sky to be their territory
>Is getting to old for this shit
Good thing she has you, and when she gets annoyed by you she can shut you up by sitting on your face.

Its all fun and games till you realize the vampire knows gravity magic.
I swear, we don't get any blood magic using villainesses now a days.
Its all lasers and weirdo offshoot magics.

>>44355794
Join the Mofu Sabbath.

>>44356556
the weakest hag

>>44356579
hemomancy is kinda lame, and is just worse hydromancy

>>44356616
Yes but it has just enough edge to be classy and imposing.
A gal tossing black holes around just doesn't have the same feeling.

>>44356616
>hemomancy is lame
The Vileblood Vampire line would be severely disappointed in you.

>>44356579
What a dork. She has to use gravity to get people to bow

>>44356576
>Old and tired
>Yet I'm somehow also old enough to be her father
Either buttercup needs to nut up or there's some Eldritch shenanigans going down.

>>44356646
You misread that anon. You're old enough to be A FATHER, but definitely not HER father. An eldritch Baphomet would be nice too though, maybe she haunts you at first like in Dreams in the Witch House.

>>44356644
She doesn't have to, she just finds that its more impressive to impose her will upon them.

Hag

>>44356579
>gravity magic.
Fatty

How large do you think an Eros temple would be in an average Order city?

A small monastery?
A majestic church ala Notre Dame?
A grand temple? Huge, multi-storied, almost a small city within a city? Something straight out of a fantasy image.

what if a hellhound abducts fucks your brains out but then tries to make small talk afterwards?

you guys are giving me mixed signals

are stacked faries allowed?

>>44356907
love the whore fairy

>>44356922
100% scary!
Monsters are too scary!

How did I become the sex slave of 32 wives?!

>>44356922

>>44356975
shouldn't have signed up for the bircorn slave market
it's not a bicorn slaves for sale, its (you) for sale and run by bicorn

>>44356907
I have her to-scale figure in my cabinet

>>44357004
where do you buy it?

>>44356907

>>44356997
Humans are economically useless in a society where monsters can naturally do every thing better than a man.
What if Anon had to sell his body for money that way?
It's not like he'll magically be whisked away by a tanuki, he's mostly like in mainland and not in zipangu. And given this is a fantasy setting that's derivative of medieval period Europe, slaves wouldn't be noticed by monsters higher up on the caste system, that are insanely rich. Most likely a bumfuck demon with extremist ideologies will tho.

>>44356922
Need clown pussy in my life

>>44356922
need clunny
>>44356986
need hunny

>>44356922
I love this clown.

I need a tall, scarred, thickly muscled wyvern that'll just take it easy and relax in my house.

>>44356986
I need to be raped by this crazy woman.

>>44357110
>However, no matter how sensual their words and conduct appear to be, they never lose the atmosphere of elegance that shrouds them. Even though their words are lewd, they are spoken in such a calm, cool tone that it's as if they were speaking of the weather. When they gesture towards a man's body by extending their hand, it's very natural, elegant even. For them, it's only natural that all their thoughts and actions are centered around love and pleasure with men. When they speak suavely saying such things as "Why, naturally, I'd like to spend my time joined with you right?" as if ordinarily there were no need to even mention it, men are unable to notice their desire and madness.

>Since they're unable to notice even when they're on the verge of being attacked, the men end up having sex with them. Their brand of insanity is so "natural" looking that just from observing their behavior one would almost be deluded into thinking it was normal.

You won't even see it coming.

>>44356922
Gonna remind Bogie that rape is not funny.

Sleeping next to Dormouse... When you have a fever!

>>44356150
i hate when the porn i'm reading suffers from a severe case of masturbatory fantasy

I am weak to monsters with white eyebrows/eyelashes. Do what you will with this information

>>44357320
traditional fox.

Big, meaty, motherly trolls

>>44357333

>>44357333
Stealing one of the pies Ms. Troll left to cool on the windowsill while she's not looking and running off!

I'm going to go up to a Lilim and tell her it's really sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma.

ded

>>44357333
m-motherly?

>>44357422
Maternal, even.

Motherly monsters

>>44357422
With a capital M

>>44357433
maternal...

>>44357436

>>44356616
>he hasnt seen throne sorcery

I want a monster mom so badly. It doesn't even have to be a sex thing. I don't even really want it to be a sex thing. I just really, really want a monster to be nice to me and treat me like a little kid. I think I have some kind of severe, disgusting mental illness.

>>44357436

>>44357454
Cute cats.

>>44357436
>able to carry multiple children at once
This snake was made for having twins

Don't sleep at the breakfast table

>>44357472
>mouse sleeps at table
>eat her cheese platter
Easy

>>44357451
I mean, I wish I could start over as a kid with a momster who loved me. Absolutely nothing sexual, but there's nothing I wouldn't give to get a hug and be told she loved me.

Mine stopped talking to me after I turned 16 and told me she didn't love me and my dad never showed interest in being in my life.

>Hug slime
>Feel cool
>Slime hugs me
>Feel hot
Can someone explain this phenomenon?

>>44355848
Is Malef officially out yet?
Did KC say anything about RPG?

>>44357447
I love this pic of greenie and snake mommy, seriously I never fantasize about those snakes but one would easily claim me

>>44357502
No to both.

>>44357480
mice abuse is wrong, anon.

>>44357517
>eat her cheese
>eat her crackers
>ask her if she wants to play the mouse trap board game
Can't stop, won't stop

>>44357451
>Anon as an orphan or doesn't have much of a mother figure.
>Becomes an adult and make a monster girl friend who gives off maternal vibes
>They get to know each other as time goes
>One day, she expresses a concern and gently asks into your past
>The fact that you didn't really have a mom is brought to light
>She clasps your hand in hers
>Offers to officially adopt you
>Completely serious, not a trace of a patronizing or mocking attitude
>Tell her you appreciate the sentiment but what's done is done.
>She just gently smiles and tells says that it doesn't mean you don't deserve to be looked after now.

Gonna irritate all the monsters with my dodge build

>>44357541
Just wait until she spikes the cheese and crackers anon, you'll wake up being gangraped by her after she drank a Dopplerganger potion

Monsters are not better than human women. You think I'm falling for that? You think I'm vapid enough to opt for them just because they're willing to have lots of sex? Yeah right, sex isn't everything. I doubt Monsters truly love us beyond seeing us as a living dildo, and I'd gladly challenge any Monster to prove me wrong who wants to. Until then I'm convinced they don't actually love us and aren't any better than human women.

>>44357563
>I doubt Monsters truly love us beyond seeing us as a living dildo
You are a fool.

>>44357548
The pure STR minotaur only has to get lucky once, my dude.

>95% to miss with Claiming Embrace

It costs 25 stamina and she regens 30 stamina a second, she will eventually roll that crit.

>>44357543
I- I don't want to cry in front of my girlfriend...

>>44357548
>support lich activates gravity field
>monster attacks bypass all dodge checks while you're inside
Nothing personnel, dex boy.

>>44357553
>she spikes the cheese and crackers
>gets bored waiting for anon
>starts absentmindedly munching on her cheese and crackers plate
>passes out
>anon proceeds to raid her cheese fridge and cracker cabinet
>also steals a kiss

Thank you, Oda

>Some blockhead gang mook named Butch or something running for his life away from a Mindflayer

>Males have been beginning to decline due to no male births, so monsters have slimmer pickings.

>And this Mindflayer has a REAL big “I can fix him” mindset

>>44357572
You just gotta inflict stamina-based debuffs while she's recovering! Eventually, she'll run out and get the exhausted condition!
>>44357580
In group fights, I like to bring what I call a distraction tank. Some noble hero type to betray and leave behind so you can slink away in the shadows when the fight goes bad. That's one of the core rules of playing a thief class

>>44357588
>those heads in a burning wheel
What is it with Japanese mythology and having things that are supposed to be terrifying but always end up looking goofy instead?

>A gorgeous, honorable centaur knight has decided to pledge fealty to you
>This is not optional

>>44357608
She's an anti rogue, Anon. Shadow shackles prevent you from entering stealth, and Eye of Hel bypasses any stealth checks. Go ahead and try to stab her though, see what happens.

>>44357563
[Cupid disliked that]
[Lilim disliked that]
[Kikimora disliked that]
[Shoggoth disliked that]
[Wurm hated that]
[Jubjub hated that]
[Shirohebi HATED that]

>>44357629
What kinda mg is Todd gonna get?

>>44357629
>[Shirohebi HATED that]
>type out "prove me wrong then lol"
>your door bell suddenly rings
uh oh

>>44357563
>You Are Now Vilified by Mon Vegas
>Eros Pink Berets have been dispatched to your last known position.

>>44357516
It's well and truly over

>>44357629
[Lilim liked that]

>>44357629
>Anon exits dialogue
>entire party says their ambient dialogue for situations before they start yelling at you for something
>Anon ignores them
>donates a coin to the temple of Eros
>quits, loads back in, donates another coin
>slowly raises party affiliation back to max
>monsters all spouting happy drivel about how nice it is to travel with him
>Anon continues on, thinking of even more monsterphobic things to say

>>44357648
Don't cry Chesh, I'll come visit you each week.

>>44357681
>even more monsterphobic things to say

>>44357688
Yeah, I really like human girls, especially the ones from Zipangu with the extremely long hair. Very nice bunch, they are!

>>44357686
grotesque

I'm going to refuse to drink Monster milk just to upset the hags.

>>44357713
>he's over there drinking human milk
suit yourself i suppose

>>44357713
>thinking he has a choice

>>44357620
>Shadow shackles
>Eye of Hel
It's a minotaur, those are hellhound skills

>>44357727
Hel, Anon. Goddess of death, not the place

>>44357688
>8mon
is that the more schizophrenic counterpart to 4mon where terminally online extremists post conspiracy theories about human boys being fake and other dumb shit?
>"GTFO possessed harlot"
>Kitsune-tsuki on the other end starts sweating profusely

>>44357724
I can just keep my mouth closed.

>>44357740
it was that day anon learned about milkboarding

>>44357735
Hellhounds guard the underworld, they're hHel's bouncers or atleast that's what they're supposed to be

>>44357748
it's pretty lax these days. it's not really a big deal if somebody goes in or out unless they're looking single and vulnerable

>>44357759
The hellhounds don't want you to know those but you can sneak out and return from the dead by distracting them with a tennis ball

>>44357769
how about the jerky trick?

>>44357780
do not feed the wild animal anon, they'll follow you home noisily demanding more

>>44357686
gimme the tiger

>>44357788
then you will throw veggies at them to counter them

>>44357788
That doesn't sound so bad. I love cooking and always cook too much for myself anyway

>>44357769
>anon becomes the fearsome undead knight terrorizing local villages (mainly by looking scary)
>Hel checks the magi-CCTV footage for recent escapes
>motherfucker just threw a tennis ball and the hellhound darted after it
>Hel asks the wan what the fuck was she doing
>she just chews on the ball with a happy retard expression
>"squishy"

>>44357847
>Hel contacts anon and demands he return to the underworld
>lolnah
>proposes he pledges loyalty to her if he wants to stay in the overworld or she'll drag him back by force
>anon agrees because it's not worth being hassled by an army of undead
>sends a Dullahan to keep an eye on him
>one scary undead knight is now two
>and later three
>then four
>and then....

>>44357847
They say the man who can pull the legendary tennis ball free from the wan shall be crowned king of canines

>>44357897
or you could give her chin scritches so she'll drop the ball on her own and lick your hand

>Two neighboring human nations go to war
>They have a long, storied history of conflict but the bloodshed is abnormally brutal this time
>It's a war of attrition, each side slowly wearing the other down. Honor is scarce. Lives are cheap.
>Years of warfare. A fatherless family is the norm. There are no more sons. Age is irrelevant, all boys are soldiers.
>One side finally seems to get the upper hand but the 'last stand' is months upon months of soulcrushing siege warfare.
>Then the unexpected. A third armed force enters the conflict.
>The two greatly diminished human nations are awestruck at the sheer size of the massive armed force that assails them.
>Armored, masked warriors with gleaming silver weapons crash across the battlefield like an unstoppable tide. The sky is blackened with clouds of winged soldiers. Demonic warhorns blare in the distance. Mamono mages force entire platoons to their knees with mere gestures.
>The general of this third force, voice bellowing with magic, addresses the forces of the human nations.
>To the men's shock the speaker seems like a very emotionally distraught woman, her speech punctuated with sniffles and voicebreaks.
>"All of you! Stop! Fighting! -snf- You WILL negotiate for peace! If you refuse then your rights to sovereignty are forfeit!"

I guess this is not the most lively hour but still,
what monstergirls we drawing today?

>>44358102
Oppai loli Holstaur running a bake sale.

>>44357487
Looks like thermal expansion.

>>44358102
more dad-daughter bonding, this time with a banshee. Here's a cute lich for your troubles and reference

>>44358102
Automaton cosplaying as Unit 1.

>>44358102
kiki but the dog part if hellhound and the bird part is jubjub

>>44358102
the amazing and spectacular Mamono Magi!

>>44358185
how is she meant to get any work done with such a small brain?

>>44358102
Diving bell spider

I’m gonna become a eldritch being that takes up almost the whole cosmos even if it hurts me. I want to see the Mamonos try and stop me then.

>>44358214
she'll try her best

>>44358102
vampire staring at garlic bread

>>44358400
>come home to jiki crying surrounded by an assortment of pots and pans

>>44358102
Good morning! I humbly request a gargoyle holding out stone polish for Anon / the viewer to use on her.
Ideally with really big Eyebrows Guy energy:
https://files.catbox.moe/ar3jo8.gif

Stress relieving hugs with Dormouse.

>>44358796
Stress inducing hugs with Manticore.

>>44358124
I wanted to draw that background really fast and I think I just fucked up the pic but I don't wanna waste more time redoing.
I might come back to oppai loli cows some other time tho

>>44358928
Ah! Tiny

>>44358014
Mamonos wouldn't care since almost no male is left alive. They only care if they can get a husband. They will kill if you're on their way.

>>44358102
Loli troll

>>44359023
Don't remind what we lost

>>44358225
Diving bell spiders are too overlooked.

Where do arachnes find husbands?
on the web

>>44359078
Shirow Masamune isn't dead

>>44358928
>>44358939
Tiny picture for a tiny cow.

>>44358928
Ok, I dunno why It did that with my family but I lost the original one. Here's bonding time in return

>>44359269
I am falling apart, I swear to god

>>44359281
A rave?

>>44358014
Okay, now what if a War God or any God of Conflict and Bloodshed steps in and tells the sad dragons to:

>"SHUTUP AND LET THEM FIGHT! THIS IS WAR! AND WAR IS GREAT! CONTINUE FIGHTING! I JUST GOT MY POPCORN AND DRINKS READY- CONTINUE THE WARRR!"

>>44359135
What's an arachne's dream job?
Web Developer
What's her favorite musical group?
The Spin Doctors
What's an arachne's biggest expense?
Shoes
What's her second biggest expense?
Glasses
What's an arachne's favorite movie?
Spider-Man
What's an arachne's favorite food?
Nachos

>>44359138
Yeah he's just drawing oiled horse cocks.

>>44359281
>daughteru sings into the mic as dad pulls off the sickest breakdance moves you've ever seen a dad do
Who knew that crybaby could rap like that

>>44359355
>>44359761
I think it's more like the dad is like the crowd at an idol concert waving glowsticks around.

>>44358014
I like the idea of seasoned Monstergirl warriors being naive to the reality of 'actual' violence.

>Rough 'n tumble mamono berserker
>Has never used a weapon that wasn't made from demon realm silver
>Thinks all the stories about humans hurting each other are just fluff. Men are so weak and timid, after all.
>First time she sees the aftermath of a human vs human battle she spends a few minutes staring in silent, abject horror
>Drops to her knees and starts praying to Eros right there

>>44359604
U wot m8?

>>44359448
Tourist-kun...
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Ares

44359855
>Thinks all the stories about humans hurting each other are just fluff. Men are so weak and timid, after all
3DPD behavior. Fuck off

>>44360012
Actual brain rot: the post

>>44360054
No, you're just delusional

A quick baker holst just to show what I had in mind

>>44359855
>Anon, have you ever been enslaved by a mad emperor and used as a living weapon of mass destruction for hundreds of years?
>It's not as fun as it sounds, trust me.

>>44360110
Fake trauma, you was happy to murder thousand of humans for fun.

>>44360070
nice. So were you able to recover the original version of >>44358928 or is it gone for good?

>>44360273
Sorry, borked forever

>>44360304
Did you know that "bork" is actually a reference to Robert Bork, an American judge whose nomination to the Supreme Court in 1987 was rejected following unfavorable publicity for his allegedly extreme views?
It's true!

>>44360070
I would like to put a bun in her oven.

>>44360360
Sounds Swedish to me. Like something the Swedish Chef would say.

>>44360380
Yeah, you're probably thinking of the word as used by this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY_Yf4zz-yo

>>44360471
>>44360471
>>44360471
>>44360471

enjoy TRIPLE the chance of getting rare daughters this year ONLY! now go and breed!

>>44360012
seethe and cry weak, timid little boy

>>44360070
Very cute.

>>44360529
But I only wanna make more echidnas.

>>44358014
You know, most (many?) soldiers are murderers. They've killed other people, put them to the sword, watched them bleed out in the muck. How do monsters feel about that?

>>44360682
sequentially
> :)
>...
>...so?
> :)

>>44358102
bogie but as nun pls

>>44358102
bogey but as nun pls

>>44358102
nun but as a bogie pls

>>44360471
she big

>>44360577
Faggot, not everyone is weak and spineless like you

>>44357543
Is getting adoption papers for a fully-grown man a common procedure in MGC?

>>44356667
>You're old enough to be A FATHER, but definitely not HER father.
If you want both you'll have to go for the non-Sabbath lolis

>>44360868
>F-faggot! N-not everyone is w-weak and sp-spineless like y-you...
dilate some more chuddy

>>44360608
mini echidnas count as rare daughters!

>>44360529
Can I just get triple the amount daughters in general?

>>44360936
it's like a clown car in there

>>44360954
if you think thats bad, imagine an actual bogie

>>44360936
sounds like alot of work for the mother

>>44360901
Nice buzzwords, go back. You're just a frail and stupid subhuman

>>44360936
This is the absolute minimum

>>44360936
I love this edit.

>>44361063
thats one SMUG fox,would make her a mother

>tfw you meet a wurm while mining as a slave
>you were using your pickaxe against the stone
>blistering your hands even more when
>"OWIE, ya do that for......"
>eh?!
>Where your pickaxe last struck, there is a wurm holding her head
>YOU"VE JUST HIT A WURM ON THE HEAD
>THOSE DANGEROUS MONSTERS THAT RAMAPAGE AND DESTORY EVERYTHING WHEN ANGRY
>You get down on your hands and knees to beg for forgiveness for the blunder this lowly slave made, I just want to live and swung without looking please dont kill me

Nobody can stand up to the CLACK.

>>44361358
>lilimcel ranting about her "superiority"
lmao get lost

>>44361358
she's floating around on some dark matter. not much clacking to be had
also her shoes look dumb

>>44360868
Serve your wife anon

Did you know every time you lick a Lilim's horns you'll get a different flavor? There's also a 1 in 10 chance your flavor will be mindbreak.

>>44358102
Pls nun bogie as a butt

>>44361498
Oblivion is a preferable outcome

>>44361552
Your shotgun is waiting. Go on and felate it

Femdom is good
Gentle femdom is better

They won't tell you this but the zombie maids in the haunted mansion are free, you can take them home with you at any time. I have eight pregnant zombies in my house.

>>44361584
ideally there's some back and forth
incidentally redcaps are pretty good

>>44361600
i stole the jiangshis, they are also free but yell mist runes at you angrily if you nab them

>>44361639
Mist rune speak turns into moans with the right stimulation

>>44361563
What the fuck are you talking about subhuman?

>>44361639
you're not supposed to take the tag off

>>44361600
>Anon kidnaps a bunch of zombies from the haunted mansion
>it's okay they were free
>gets them pregnant
>lives happy life with wives and daughters
>eventually his home is overflowing with daughters
>have to move into bigger home
>move into mansion
>got it for cheap because it was a little run down
>someone breaks into his house
>takes a few of his oldest daughters
>"They won't tell you this but the zombie maids in the haunted mansion are free"
>and the cycle continues

>>44361670
i didnt but they keep yelling 我是一个高贵的人，放开我，你这个肮脏的猿猴

>>44361552
Must you always be such a melodramatic sourpuss?

>>44361675
>One of the zombie daughters somehow never gets taken
>Lasts long enough to wight on her own from ambient mana
>Goes on to become the first of her sisters to go to university
>Gets a high paying job at a pharaoh's company and moves into a luxury high rise for wealthy undead
>anon who got lost on the way to the haunted mansion breaks into her apartment
>he now has a very confused zombie(wight) maid wife
>her bosses just consider her absence a weird honeymoon and write it off as such

>>44361639
I'm not that rude.

>>44360870
If women can do it then so can men. It is only fair.

>>44361728
>he now has a very confused zombie(wight) maid wife
I'd imagine an erudite and accomplished wight like her would at the very least be his overcompetent secretary

>>44361767
the Rule of Lifting clearly states that if you can pick it up it belongs to you

>>44361767
"I'll be your daddy" gets even the most hardened and aged lolibaba soaking wet

>>44361741
they are arrgonat for some reason, they are just undead like their zombie cousins

>>44361600
The mistress of the mansion also has some daughters, but you're a lot less free to take them home with you.

>>44361798
im taking them instead, its more fun when there is more risk, i like stealing noble undead as well

>>44361784
>sudden spike in gym memberships and fitness channels
>followed by clashes everywhere as man ad monster compete to lift each other and establish who owns who
>and then a sudden spike in brazilian jujutsu, MMA and wrestling dojo memberships

>>44361775
If anything he would be hers. Would make for some fun secretary roleplay for both of them though. We need more images of wights in OL outfits with pencil skirts, glasses, and big ponytails.

>>44361818
im going inot the cave mountains and try and find a wurm to teach me the forbidden art of wurm wrestling

>>44361817
No vampire, wight, pharaoh, or any other undead can beat the sexo. Here, have a peer reviewed paper to back that it up. It's science.

>>44361848
>science
big words make me head hurt but noble lady pussy soothes pain, so i take noble undead

>>44361818
>anon grunts and struggles as he tries to lift the fox
>sweating and straining, she finally shifts up a couple inches
>the fox accepts defeat
in reality she just got up on her tiptoes under the kimono and he was too busy to notice

>>44361784
Monster "pickup artists" must be scary!

>>44361817
Climbing in through the balcony to give the loli wight flowers

>>44361897
nah steal her and creampie her for being so damn breedable

>>44361848
You call this peer reviewed? The only footnote is "that's the bottom line 'cuz Sex Machine says so"

>>44361874
>then anon intensifies his workout regimen because he wants to princess carry her
>her face when he actually pulls it off

I'm glad that Dr. Lich is proud of her upgraded zombies, but did she really have to send three Tanks after us?

>>44356226
Just want to say that art is cute and has more soul than some of the wannabe drawfags starting out here or on /monster/. Don't let the critics get to you.

>>44361926
im going to fuck them till they pass out and send them back to her defeated and creampied

>>44361818
Or the opposite starts happening.
>chilling at your house
>hear a knock at the door
>open up and it's the pizza guy
>I didn't order pizza
>dude says it's been paid for already and he isn't paid enough to care
>geuss I'm eating pizza tonight
>grab the box and look at the name of who it's supposed to be for
>Tom
>nonononono
>open box
>Chesh ass
>god damn it that's the third one this month!
>she jumps out of the box and runs inside
>high paws her sisters
>"gottem!"
>they grab your arms and start dragging you to bed
>the law of lifting is such bullshit

>>44361818
time to get suplexed by a fairy

>>44361906
That comes right after. First you climb up to see her, then you slide back down the rope with her under your arm to sneak off into the night together. And then creampie her cute pussy and fat butt for being so damn breedable.

>>44361980
>RULES OF NATURE

>>44361941
The only positive I see is that it's not outright traced.

>>44362046
don't bother

>>44362046
I see you don't do art very often.