/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I hate JAV.

>still page 9

Mirufags truly are the worst. Disgusting behavior.

3th for MINAMOpink

miru5 is in two days
what festivities do you have planned for her 5th anniversary?

>>44344822
They Can't Keep Getting Away with This

>>44344836
>Mirufags truly are the worst. Disgusting behavior
post name, so I know who I wont answer with code IDs

>>44344960
SQRL-101

>>44344822
>menacing /jav/ lore master in the back
KEK!

>>44344822
this OP has so many possible interpretations...
>as a parody of Madonna's "After the Graduation..." series
>pointing out Miru's secret old age (including that of Rash Shota's)
>shining the spotlight on the newly christened HAG ENSEMBLE
>as a grim reminder that we all grow old
>as an even more grim reminder that Madonna is making its moves in the shadows
>hagchad soft power projection

I'm literally going insane.

When will this bitch do jav

>>44345192
Never. She's too cute for JAV degeneracy

>>44345115
still waiting for his thread presence tier list.......

>>44345192
When they remaster Gundam Victory
Also goddamnit she's so hot

>>44344836
I'm a Nonfan and I like Miru, Nonfans are nonbeligerant and nonagressive with other javfus, so this outed you as a Notanonfan

>>44345285
Reading is hard.

>>44345285
is this a tongue twister?

Tang dynasty beauty

>>44345475
why does she have a red baloon between her legs?

>>44345192
who dis

>>44345531
Umi Shinonome
gravure model although i actually found her through her gunpla first

gimme some real censorship

>>44345550
i have glaucoma and this isn't funny

>>44345538
Wait she has gravure vids? any code to share?...though I know this is not the place. I apologize

I fucking love chubby hags so much bros. I want to return to Japan and spend a fortune on chubby hag brothels.

>>44345561
I'm sorry sir, how is enjyoing jav with this cnditon?

>>44345580
share some of your favourites, fren (sir)

>>44345276
They are all heathened already, so don't bother.
But any high quality Kurea Hasumi would be appreciated.

>>KIOVR-002
Thanks. Haven't gotten around those codes yet.

I have a question regarding some older scenes and need your recommendation:
I've seen multiple versions of some older scenes, mostly older Crystal VR scenes that are widely available in either smaller LR files and 4K files that are fisheye... I'm a bit suspect of fisheye files but maybe they are fine with newer players (like heresphere) once I get a MQ3? Would you say getting the fisheye files is better?

>>44345580
Please watch midd-937 for safe recovery!

>>44345561
Please, watch MIDD-937 for safe recovery!

>>44345562
I only know about TSDS42435

>>44345650
do not listen to this sir. JULIA is not a real doctor!

Momokan MD however, can give you a handjob

>>44345475
Big Concubine Energy...
you just KNOW if she had lived in ancient times, she could have brought an empire to its knees with her sexual wiles

Pick your Nurse!!

>>44345808
>young maki
EWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>44345808
>Rui Saotome, Tsubomi or Kokomi Naruse
mmmm Rui, but it wasn't easy picking

>>44345808
I prefer more qualified medical professionals
high-ranking hospital administration staff may also be enough to hold my attention

>>44345614
Yukari Orihara is probably the best hag that's around today, her flesh is so lovely. I would love to dive deep in her anus and then consume her urine. I just finished fapping to Noriko Takaba, she has a cute piggy smile.

>>44345808
nurse miru for me

>>44345863
Kek they look like they're forced at gun point

>>44345863
would sirs go to an adult convention? what even happens at one? just looks like a fan meet on a larger scale with photo opportunities, maybe signed merch

>>44345763
>green clipboard
Is Momokan also a weed doctor?

>>44345893
unlikely,. weed gives you the muchies and nothing has passed her esophagus in years

>>44345893
it's not funny anymore, sir
she's terrifying in these pictures you're posting. the uncanniness has reached unacceptable levels, this looks like something from a korean mmorpg from the 2010s

sirs its already middle of august and we havent started planning our halloween party. We have to hurry up or all big titty cat maids will be booked out

will the munchkin goblin steal our candies again?

>>44345934
is the HAG ENSEMBLE a valid halloween costume?

>>44345942
nobody knows what you're talking about sir haha

>>44345889
Nigger here thinks he'll land into an after party sex orgy.

>>44345961
only if it isn't a hag wearing it
otherwise it's like batman wearing a batman costume

>>44345979
could happen
miru loves to interact with her fans

>>44346009
shuri also loves to interact with fans: >>44330919

>>44345808
I choose nurse Saori Hara from STAR-205

>>44345913
Sir, we do NOT disrespect Kana Momonogi. She is a sweet, adorable peach.

alright sirs, last shitty webm from me before I sir off to peach-eating-momokan-fapping session

how did rape-actor-kun do it in webmrel?

>>44346043
you just know 15 minutes after that picture was taken, she was retching into the nearest toilet with a smelly cocktail of sour lumpy partially curdled milkshake and reeking bile dribbling down her chin and spattered at the edges of her artificial rubbery lips

>>44345863
>>44346009
it's the funniest shit ever watching this 30 year old trying to pretend she is an innocent cute 23 youngster

>>44345808
Tsubomi for me

>>44346080
sir please... I'm already edging like crazy and dont think I can hold it any longer if you keep up

>>44346009
>>44346026
Funny how the only time this thread shows optimism about the industry is these events with the hopes of sexing them.

>>44346057
He never got Momokan. That's Honami Uehara.

>>44346102
*these threads

>>44346102
As a hagchad, I am perpetually optimistic about the industry.

>>44346080
>>44346089
these grotesque momokan purging posts always crack me up with how accidentally erotic they end up being

>>44345808
damn elly used to be fkn insane
bukkakes, reipus, bbcs and all the nasty stuff KEK

>>44346043
>>44345893
this whore looks like the momo doll from that whatsapp hoax/meme

can anyone ID this girl?
i noticed the asian brothel near my place advertising a new "real japan AV girl" doing a short stay there, wanted to know if any of you recognize her

I want to read javbros answer on this:
>>44344496

Nene Minori
Youngster
Faux-Youngster
Faux-Hag
Quasi-Hag
Semi-Hag
Classic-Hag
True-Hag
Ultimate-Hag

>>44346339
100% yes. this is the reason i've stayed into jav so long. i hardly watch them any more if i'm honest. its all about the search and the hoard

>>44346359

>>44346339
>>44344496
sure
i feel like i've discussed/shared some of my thoughts on some of those ideas before. for me, it also goes beyond the movies but also beyond the actual act of browsing too. it's kinda the whole culture or "fandom" of being into JAV and all the adjacent stuff that entails
>studios that feel like following/supporting sports teams
>exclusivity vs freelancing, ELECTRIC transfers, etc
>predictable release schedule; HAISHIN and HATSUBAI days, advance previews
>codes as a simple and elegant solution for both hoarding and facilitating recommendations/discussion more easily (rather than asking if people have watched Angelina Dickrydah's "Brutal Blonde Bombshell Anal Ravagers 6" or something)
>hoarding itself and all the tech autism with encoding, organisation (again, assisted by the code system), file sharing
>the fact that JAV is feature length means it's closer to regular cinema in some ways than 5-12 minute clips on tube sites, not to mention all the CONTEXT and plot and Lifestyle segments; all this breeds further discussion and humour
>quasi-standardisation allowing for rankings through DMM; more informal rankings from BookMate also feel standardised enough to be kinda trustworthy
>extreme compartmentalisation across studios, genres, fetishes etc mean individual segments can be identified and talked about in great specificity rather than pornography in a vague sense

^i originally posted these in response to a sir wondering if there are places discussing western pornography the same way we do here at /jav/; i was doubtful and wanted to bring attention to some of the inherent "infrastructure" that JAV has in supporting our autism

>>44346359
you forgot Pseudo-Hags, sir!

>>44346394
nta but i think Pseudo-Hags can be any hags in the range of semi-classic, its about their attitude, not they age

>>44344836
nonfags be like
>fetal alcohol syndrome and pizza nose? yeah I'm thinking its fapping time

>>44344878
probably fapping to jav

>>44346410
Pseudo-Hag is a rare and uniquely applicable dimension of ripeness whereby an outwardly maturing actress isn't really exhibiting hag energy; like you said, it isn't about age in isolation but the fact that someone is aging often shows. This is a relevant consideration since this is where we start seeing actresses who LOOK like they'd be great in some mature roles but aren't really getting them.

It's a bit narrower and fiddlier to apply in discussion but definitely still has its use cases. I think it'd be a shame to get rid of it

>>44344822
The hagoning has started

Day 11 of owning a VR headset and watching VR jav. Still not used to it. I feel like the more desensitized I get the better but it is taking a LONG time to get desensitized…like how does one “get used to” having the illusion of your favorite girl sitting right in front of your eyes? Even though I tell myself it isn’t real, it feels like I am really there.

Idk sirs. This could be dangerous. I am enjoying the ride for sure. But part of me says I could eventually get VR sickness or some such thing. Still hoarding as much as I can get. VRChad sir please keep dumping whatever you can share. i still have several terabytes to fill.

>>44346491
>>44344836
yeah she desperately needs to fix that nose

>>44346394
>>44346508
Sorry, sirs. I forgot to put Pseudo-Hags.
I was thinking in a timely/agely way.
Won't happen again.

>>44346517
Not only do I want Sumire to keep her bush/bunghole hair and maybe for those crops to get even bushier, I want her ARMPITS to get hairy too.

>>44346379
>tfw u will never get inducted ito to the JAV hall of ugly bastard rapists

>>44346517
Please, sir, update your image.

someone needs to stop them
i have no more energy to do it

>>44346339
I have over 30tb of jav and a new 14tb hard drive coming in the mail tomorrow. I do like to hoard every video from all the girls that I like.

>>44344822
photoshop bro, can you put his face behind the box in the left corner. Thanks.
t. Fellow hagchad

>>44346619
nta but whats the code?
do you have more images pls

>>44346626
ssis-804

>>44346626
ssis-804

Asahi Super Dry is brewed with precision to very high quality standards, under the supervision of Japanese master brewers. Our advanced brewing techniques deliver a dry, crisp tasteand quick, clean finish. We call it KARAKUCHI TASTE.

I fapped to ymdd-335 and I was more focused on the store than the sex itself. I just want to go to japan and spend all day browsing porn stores with my fellow javsirs. unironically I would work in one of these stores if they would let.

>>44346657
hows her vacation in Russia?

>>44345192
i imagine if she did she'd quickly be the biggest jav star

>>44346508
Who is that? She looks so familiar? Saki Okuda?

>>44346706
is it based on that JAV manga the anon posted?
its actually a really good premise

>>44346808
yes, how come you didn't recognize her?

>>44346843
because i didnt want to, asshole!

>>44346519
No, you will NOT heehee my beautiful squirrel JAVfu. Look at Lauren Karen's nose now: plastic and devoid of character.
>>44344995
>SQRL-101
fkn kek

>>44345638
>They are all heathened already, so don't bother.
oh nyo
>But any high quality Kurea Hasumi would be appreciated.
Ryokai, anything I've yoinked for the rrat will get put into a biggu easyupload link - until it's full/50 GB. Although some of the individual files might be >10 GB I'll have to figure out what to do from there. Give me a bit though, seeding something new and uploading the next few to the seedbox.

>I've seen multiple versions of some older scenes, mostly older Crystal VR scenes that are widely available in either smaller LR files and 4K files that are fisheye...
Ah. The ones max calls "4K"? Max, you dumbass, what does that make the others? They're 4K too, retard.
TL;DR Those are Afesta "Takumi" (Artisan?) quality downloads.
You'll know for sure if you see the following in the mediainfo, buried between the ocean of "maxJAV goes in every field" fkn banchod monkey:
>Format : vr1d
>Codec ID : vr1d (mp42/isom/avc1)
>Writing application : TMPGEnc Video Mastering Works Version X
The vr1d fourCC / TMPGEnc tags are the giveaway.

>I'm a bit suspect of fisheye files but maybe they are fine with newer players (like heresphere) once I get a MQ3?
Heresphere should handle them just fine. IDK if it recognizes all filename suffixes or not, but you can try "_fisheye" "_F180" or "180F" to see if any will automatically make it switch to 180 degree side by side fisheye projection - otherwise you just have to switch from equirectangular to fisheye. I know XBVR will pick up the last two for sure. 99% sure CRYSTAL did not use any weird lenses/if they did, they already properly corrected for it on the export, so you don't need to fuck with the lens settings.
For the older Crystal stuff, I'm pretty sure pirates would default to their version because FANZA was releasing them 2-3 weeks later.

>Would you say getting the fisheye files is better?
I, big emphasis on I - would. But would you? lol. Sometimes they're twice the size. If you're going to beat them with the heathen stick anyways kek, then of course, start with the highest quality source, that's the golden rule of transcodin thangs anyways.
Note: some of the even older ones only have 3200x1600 fisheye files in the wild or perhaps there was no 4K version at Afesta at all - like CRVR-112. When I checked FANZA it was "UHQ" 2160p. Bitrate's lower, but ain't nobody need a fuckin 40 Mbps 1600p file...

>>44345808
>young maki
holy shit sexo

>>44346339
>>44344496
JAV basically confirmed to my dumbass that I'm somewhere on the spectrum
>collecting
>cataloguing
>organizing
Yes

>>44346518
Ryokai

>>44346605
is there a madao tier danyu?

>>44346706
I'd wander into a second hand store and walk out with a fucking Game Boy Light

>>44346843
Many people here has facial blindness, please understand.

>>44346491
>>44346519
Come back when you've grown up and find beauty in the little imperfections.

>>44346904
she's lactose intolerant, stop feeding her condensed milk!!!

>>44346491
>>44344836
>>44346904
>>44346910
she Fetal alcohol syndrome, darling

>>44346910
sir!
don't worry, that pill is some Lactaid (lactase enzymes to help her process all that dairy)

>>44346904
worst skin in jav?

>>44346926
Do not disrespect yume kana

>>44346949
man she used to be so cute but seems through the years she developed a really bad case of acne

>>44346949
>>44346960
she kept getting the wrong type of facial amirite sirs haha

https://files.catbox.moe/3g8j48.mp4

>>44347070
fkn btitch benchod do not disrespect me!

>>44347070
>quack quack
what did she mean by this?

>>44347070
>original nose
it still hurts :^(

>>44347096
that's her level 2 nose

>>44347107
what version is she on now? Devil Trigger Mode? Bankai?

>>44347117
Beta 3.4246793 IV

>>44347117
>listening to some DMC3 music earlier
GET OUT OF MY HEAD AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>44347070
retarded smug bitch

>>44345638
>But any high quality Kurea Hasumi would be appreciated.
Dozo. KBVR-048 REAL fuckin good.

Pre-heathened downloads - https://easyupload.io/m/mcs1xq
all full scenes (except for TMAVR-057 that one is sexo only) 3DSVR-0613, 3DSVR-0647, MTVR-030, TMAVR-090, TMAVR-057 Part 3/3

big boy files - https://easyupload.io/m/8o09ir
VRKM-183 Parts 2 and 3 of 3; KBVR-048 Part 2/2; 3DSVR-0544 Part 6/6 - she's only in 5 and 6 anyways
forgive me, but they're only the sexo parts. Anything else I have with her is 3P+ or full blown HARLEM, or still on the to do list. And the pegging scenes you said you already had. I had to RAR KBVR-048 because apparently easyupload's 10GB means 10,000,000,000 bytes and not 10 GiB.

"kurea" for both.

I'm admittedly not the biggest fan of the rat, but only because I've a strong distaste for bolt-ons. Dat ass and squatting cowgirl still too good, she's one of the few exceptions I make. Might've gravitated towards scenes where she's still wearing a top or a corset or something to make them look less like beachballs. Or a cosplay, she's dressed up as that isekai hag in TMAVR-057.

whats your file naming scheme

mine is "Girl Name JAV-CODE [any other specifications].mkv

What would Marcus Aurelius think about your jav addiction?

Imagine Kurea comes back and does anal with Mike Adriano and she starts shiting on his chinpo while he fugs her bunghole haha

>>44347336
Whatever it's "supposed" to be called.
>FANZA: h_1527kbvr00048vrv1uhqe2.mp4
>Afesta: KVR2104-13-Takumi-R3_sbs.mp4
>SiLly12mbpssubscRiptionsitewith"nodownloads": 3DSVR-0613_2160p_19131_LR_180.mp4*
Mainly so I know where it came from.
>specifications in the filename
That's what mediainfo is for. That last one is only what it's "supposed" to be called from the resolution onwards, fuck using their stupid titles for filenames. Folders are all the same though:
>YYYY-MM-DD ABCD-012 FirstName Last Name Keyword

>>44346379
>the boys cheering me on before my jav debut with Remu

>>44346518
how are you this late getting a vr headset.
i first tried it around 7 years ago and my experience is this: the illusion fades over time as your brain realizes the truth. but here is the good part: your brain also builds a powerful imagination over time. so now watching regular videos feels like watching vr the first times.

>>44347336
I try to keep it pure: the code and nothing else
e.g. JUQ-244.mp4
For a while, I had an incomplete quasi-database pseudo-catalog in Obsidian to help me make sense of my collection; I just used that to browse my JAV complete with descriptions and other metadata and used Everything to then search the code and voilà.
Recently, however, I've been trying to get a Jellyfin server going (assisted by JAVinizer) which similarly wouldn't require me to do any special naming/organising stuff at the file level. Even specific actress folders are unnecessary

>>44347368
i felt sorry for her after watching that

that was disgusting

>>44347339
I'd ask him to read the lifestyle essays before passing judgment

>>44347336
CODE123.Actress.Names.Resolution [Tags].ext

Actress Names are sorted alphabetically (by kana)
The Last Actress is always connected via And (Girl.1.Girl.2.And.Girl.3)

>>44346518
The FOMO keeps building... I think I really might get the MQ3 when it's out in Autumn; assuming no further discounts on the MQ2 upon release of a newer model, it'll only be 100 shekels more expensive anyway
I wonder what video I'll use to pop my VR cherry...

>>44347328
Thank you for sharing as always sir. I will start my VR collection in advance of acquiring my headset...

>>44347397
Still haven't tried it, guess I just never prioritised it or whatever
Pretty sure I'd be using it exclusively for JAV

>>44347364
that sounds like a total mess
do you put each video in its own folder? that's gonna be a nightmare to go through, ive cut out separate folders as much as possible

>code and nothing else
i put the names of the girls so they are grouped together. and also so i learn their names. it's all about presentation of your collection.
Jellyfin makes sense, it can display things better. I've tried that and use it for movies but I don't want to use it on my computer. Playing videos in my browser and shit no thanks.

Many sleepless nights I fervently pondered, if for such miserable loneliness as that in which many modern youth find themselves, a humane solution not looked down upon by society as a loser's placebo for want of the real thing nor by the lonely youth themselves as a thing of the uncanny valley, could ever be found. Aye, many have tried to bridge the uncanny valley but all in vain for their efforts resonate only with those whose solitude is so profound that they resign all hope to the promise of technology and spend more and more money on ever new devices to gain some semblance of the real thing. Alas, for those not so profoundly consigned the uncanny valley is a villain upon which they pour venom and bile and all too often forever boycott any developments which at earlier stages ventured too close to the edge. It is this demographic that defines the success or failure of any proposed solution, given that they have the intellect and resources to pursue genuine relationships if they so wish, as their loneliness stems from a sense of past betrayal in a personal relational sense and not merely a phantom cry cast upon society.

Finding themselves enamoured by JAV and their lifestyle supplemented by various devices such as virtual reality and sex toys, they do not cast aside relationships for the perception that their desired partners are unattainable but rather for the ever-growing commitment to a lifestyle which few partners would understand, let alone tolerate or approve of. Indeed, let us envision what the living space of a young man who fills dozens of hard drives with VR JAV and owns an impressive collection of sex toys from onaholes to dolls and routinely mail-orders products from Japan with costs sometimes parallelling annual incomes of those in less favourable economic positions even within their own highly developed countries must look like. Would we, if we were single women in the top percentile of desirability in society's eyes, not walk away upon seeing such sights? Let us be honest, the stigma associated with even a modest JAV lifestyle is inherently offputting to most people who do not themselves live such a lifestyle, to not even speak of lifestyles such as the one which we are envisioning as the holy grail target demographic. Alas, even most women who consider themselves very sexually liberated and boast their own collections of sex toys, in all likelihood, neither understand nor approve of a potential partner being so committed to the JAV lifestyle because there still remains an order of magnitude of difference between these two arrangements. This is compounded by the majority of men in such a position having little regard for the sexual autonomy of women at large and certainly for their own partner. It is for this reason that the solution, once quantified, becomes quite obvious indeed.

Only one rather unfortunate dilemma stands in the way of, to use a vulgar expression, killing two birds or more with one stone by providing this growing number of men with a solution to their loneliness that does not even dip into the uncanny valley and solving the problem of declining birth rates, and certainly more. You see, it is human cloning that would provide the optimal solution: JAV idols could be cloned and their clones sold to desperate lonely men, first at high prices but soon the prices would drop dramatically provided that the first step would be a success. While these clones would in theory be exact copies of the JAV idols, to avoid the ethical complications and conflicts with the customer base, it would be a no-brainer that their brains would be substituted with a blank slate like that of a newborn baby. I would envision each clone being trained in a rudimentary "human life 101" to teach them to at least eat and use the facilities on their own, supplemented by imitation of the mannerisms of the JAV idols upon which they are based.

As these clones would physically be adults matching the ages of JAV idols but equipped with essentially the brains of toddlers, pliable but certainly self-aware and prone to growth with their lived experiences, one may question the ethics and legality of such a proposal as selling them. After all, would it not constitute human trafficking? To that I say, only if they are human. To circumvent this, one could use exclusively synthetic materials for the brain and non-human tissues for the body guided into the appropriate form by the JAV idol's DNA, and sell the software separately from the hardware. In legal terms, you would buy a realistic life-size doll in a JAV idol's likeness and a rudimentary artificial intelligence tested to ensure functionality for basic human imitation. Alas, this would initially turn off the target demographic but the internet would turn them on to the unsaid truth of the product.

>>44346574
>ugly bastard rapists
maybe because you're totally underestimating what they do. most of them are really good at what they do and treating women. and girls are like "sex with regular dudes is a drag after danyuu's".

>>44347400
That was hot and we need more of that in JAV. Imagine if S1 girls still got their faces licked.

i want MY face licked by a horny hag

>>44346591
Absolutely based.
Hagbros..... We fucking won

>>44347453
you're welcome

>>44347464
>that sounds like a total mess
Do not disrespect me. Having mediainfo in the filename sounds like a mess to me
>it's all about presentation of your collection.
sir why would I use my filesystem as a database? My filesystem is just where shit goes.
https://litter.catbox.moe/wr6q12.txt
I browse it with something appropriate https://litter.catbox.moe/cw3p0m.png

My 2D shit has been gathering digital dust for years now, but some of it is catalogued in Stash, kek.

>>44347336
1 Studio/Code folder with a folder for each code prefix
1 Girl Folder with a folder for each girl I like and intend to have a complete library of at some point

Both folders being crosslinked if I'm not lazy.

1 folder per release with the full code, a short summary and name of Girl(s) in brackets, if I like them.

File has just the code, followed by a letter starting with A if it is split in multiple parts.

Also a maintaining a Notion database to keep track of what I have and want.

>>44347512
weirdest post i read
nonetheless i'm gonna add that figuring out how consciousness is getting more and more important. knowing how may be the difference between a good future and a hellish future filled with unconscious robots implanted with minds of conscious people, or cause riots and wars from people believing their ai chat bot is a living entity. everyone subconsciously understands that a rock and an animal are two different types of things. but this subconscious understanding is starting to break down with new imminent technologies. we have never even had a conscious understanding of how it works and who has it, only an instinct or belief.

it seems that threads move much faster when miru is in the op
the mere sight of her imbues the /jav/illage with the same vigor that she herself possesses

>>44347640
>everyone subconsciously understands that a rock and an animal are two different types of things.
*Shinto has entered the chat*

>>44347664
your subconscious takes precedence over a philosophy. nobody actually believes that the ground they walk on is as alive as a human. then they couldn't morally walk anywhere

Do sirs fap when they get hard or get hard to fap?

>>44347712
If I get hard when I'm not at home, then I won't fap. If I get hard at home, usually I'll fap. If I want to fap, I'll get hard.

>>44347647
now that i think about it, you're absolutely correct

>>44347597
interesting strategy. my issue with that is that there would be too many folders, and in my experience you never watch the stuff thats hidden away in a deep folder

>>44347573
i'm not disrespecting you. just expressing my own opinion.
how do you even use mediainfo in windows in any meaningful way
>I browse it with something appropriate
that makes more sense and your first post was pretty misleading

>>44347712
I usually only fap when hard when I wake up after thinking about fapping to jav. Yeah its not a joke I'm so addicted to the jav lifestyle that I dream about fapping to jav rather than having sex and wake myself up from it probably 5 times a week

>>44347712
both, but only rarely the former

>>44347647
true
miru is the lifeblood of /jav/

>>44347783
she looks great in these tasteful, more mature setups
you love to see it!

t. friendly neighbourhood hagchad who wants to see all JAVfus thrive for many years

>>44347783
she looks old as fuck here

>>44347811
exactly.
you love to see it!

>>44347743
How is answering "whats your file naming scheme" with my filenames and directory tree misleading? Sir, I am only larping as pajeet. Are you perhaps a real pajeet?
>mediainfo in Windows
Uh, right click, MediaInfo.
MediaInfo.NET in this case, the official front-end annoyed me. Explorer itself shows me enough: bitrate, frame rate, resolution - anything else isn't info I need at a glance. I'm not sure if that's Windows doing it, the leftover shell extension from the official MediaInfo front-end, or Icaros's doing.
>Icaros?
Thumbnails for everything. Can maintain its own cache or augment Windows' own thumbnail cache. Or both. Some assembly required, you'll want to tweak the options out of the box. https://shark007.net/forum/Thread-New-Release-3-3-1-Beta-1
>How'd you get the Windows 7 details pane back?!
OldNewExplorer, I think. Been a while.

>>44347811
shes 22 (30)

my lil gremlin kuramoto

>>44347397
Why the fuck would I ever watch a old world video again after this lol sounds like opting for VHS when you have a 4K bluray available

>Reiko Tomikawa 51years old
Why are Reikos like this?

>>44348056
VHS quality has SOVL.
I hope some artfag gets a job at MOODYZ and films some javs with old hardware

MADONNA
PLEASE

>>44347840
>Uh, right click, MediaInfo.
uh, yeah, file properties. you actually think clicking thousands of files is a solution?
>Sir, I am only larping as pajeet. Are you perhaps a real pajeet?
>How is it misleading
nobody knows that you're "larping" just from reading your post. you know what i'm not gonna bother addressing any more of your post, you seem autistic and remind me of this guy: https://youtu.be/hH33xK89Qtg

>>44348067
Mature Japanese women named Reiko can literally do no wrong.
They are ontologically and fundamentally Good.

nice rec btw, I'm always up for some obscure amateur hags

>>44348087
>debuted 18 years ago
>had a kid
>still looking this good
Hapa are too powerful

>>44348056
because vr resolution etc is bad and it's bothersome use, and doesn't have nearly the amount of content available and so on and so on. 4k video is still superior

After all, Yuria Yoshine really is too pocchari to be her JAV actress lookalike... I look at her face and see Yuria, I can't stop thinking about Yuria, but her body is a little flat stick...

>>44345207
Choco was too cute for JAV degeneracy and look what happened.

>>44346379
Wow, source?

>>44346635
Is it Ria or Rina? How come she goes by 2 names at once?

>>44348090
>you seem autistic
You seem retarded, why are you expecting me to read your mind sir?
>thousands of files
You didn't say anything about using it on thousands of files. It's not the right tool for that, is it? Neither is your file browser. If you actually want to use mediainfo for that...
>FOR /F "tokens=*" %M IN ('dir /b /s *.mp4') DO mediainfo --full --logfile="%~dpnM.txt" "%M"
Dump them to text.
Or use mediainfo.net, it comes with a powershell script:
>.Get-MediaInfo.ps1
>Get-ChildItem -Recurse -Filter "*.mp4" | Get-MediaInfo | Out-GridView
Either will take forever, get coffee.
>stupid video
I'm not clicking that link, the title is enough. Tell me what it is you're actually trying to do. Or use something that's actually meant for tracking thousands of files' metadata, not a utility that's designed to show it to you when you ask it to...
>why can't I use this spoon to cut my steak?
While we're at it...
>seriously responding to "do not disrespect me"
>here
You sure I'm the one with autism? kek

>>44348230
it's ria

Seeking codes where actress cries and actor licks tears off her face

>>44348271
Unpai is a big bitch

pee in her face hehe
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F3i-9pFbEAANwBz?format=jpg&name=orig

>>44348245
>You sure I'm the one with autism?
yes

>>44346706
i really like mitsuki

whats the difference between "chinpo" and "ochinpo" or "manko" and "omanko:

>>44348354
o is more respek

>>44348112
she fkn burnt

>>44348271
Miru definitely bullied the autistic kids at school
Imagine a sukeban Miru lesbian video with Ria.
Damn maybe you guys are right about S1. Now I have this theoretical kino in my head that I know will never be made.

I understand the appeal but Yuri Honma's giggling just kills my boner dead

>>44348341
Her smile is so cute.
Also her ass is big.
I like too

>>44348112
>debuted 18 years ago
>had a kid
Debut When?!?

cute girl

I coomed three times to ROYD-002 in the first 25 minutes even before any sexo, each a full coom with some distance shot, then skipped to about 1 hour and 12 minutes and immediately coomed a fourth time but despite being a full coom, it only dripped. This JAV always drains me, I also become a sexual monster. Soon I became aroused again and fapped to MEYD-662 and again coomed with some pressure. You can say anything you want but, whatever you think about her Kimmings, for me Eimi Fukada will always guarantee powerful cooming. This time it was even more powerful because of a contextual factor...

>>44348300
sir do not disrespect him

i still say kizuki seri was the greatest trap of all time

A shocking theory about the true secret nature of the universe is beginning to exist, most observably manifesting in JAV...!!

>>44348474
Big if true.

>>44348489
I'm sorry, please forget.

>>44348495
madarchod basterd!

>>44348120
I that it is superior to be to each their own. The experience is what matters and I would rather have 10 VR vids at this point than 1000 old world vids.

>>44348531
I'm sorry but I'd make a mistake and accidentally dox at least one person, maybe myself or my girlfriend or associates. It's too risky to post. I'm not a very supernatural person but, with something like this, it really becomes scary when it repeats multiple times like a pattern. Tonight I'll ask my girlfriend about it and if she tells me I'm being retarded, maybe I'll find a way to post about it here because it has extreme implications on JAV if true. Though, if it's true, then it probably isn't true unless you already believed in it...

>>44348617
Fucking kill yourself schizo.

>>44348636
Maybe you'll learn some better manners if you spend more time on /jav/, newsir.

>>44344822
Who is that? She looks like a decent lady who'd work in an office.

>>44348667
she a fuckin' hoe like all them other bitches you see in this thread sir

>>44348667
Miru Sakamichi, the hydration girl!

>>44348649
I own /jav/.

>>44348617
sir how many marijuanas did you smoke with nurse JULIA?

>>44348636
she looks like her dad

>born in 2000
There's no way Mina is only 23, right? I saw somewhere else claim she was born in 1993, and that seems much more believable.

>>44348687
Nobody owns /jav/, it's the village watering hole.
>>44348701
It's not something that strange, it's shocking if true but certainly sounds more schizo than it is when you don't know what I'm talking about kek. To be honest, it's exaggerated to say it's about the universe when really it's only about human perception, but as humans we perceive reality from a human perspective. I easily could use made up examples to post about it but that wouldn't make sense, it needs to be about how it manifests in JAV.

>>44348667
if miru worked in an office, she would be the ceo
she strives for #1 in everything she does

Miss her dearly...

>>44348777
I want her to strive for #1 on my face if you catch my drift...

I thought most girls, or at least the more popularly known quantities were swimming in money, but I recently saw this video on Arisa Hanyuu, and she looks miserable as fuck and she was looking for a job??
https://youtu.be/4epcrJ66gQI

>>44348800
Just do prostitution, whore.

Saya...
You were healing so fine
Why...
I still love you

>>44348898
i give it 3 weeks before she redebuts

>>44348898
Damn I really wanna fuck her mouth. What are her prices like, out of curiosity?

>>44348800
she was never mega popular

>>44348800
She should follow >>44348898's footsteps if she is truly desperate for money.

[SDDE-696] Virginity Insurance – Featuring 26-year-old Ena, the work of the Fudeoroshi Section, including sex at maturity, virginity interviews, penis inspections, and sex workshops, all at once!

With the number of virgins in Japan on the rise, this service is created.

An insurance company that guarantees sex if the male reaches the age of 30 as a virgin.

>>44348915
Nvm I googled it for myself.
https://peach-salon.com/item_10013975.html

>>44348949
>2000 yen
Wait that's all you have to pay to get your chinpo sucked by saya?

>>44348944
Literally a JAV about giving me the sex I'm owed.

>>44348964
That's the additional tip for her to wear specific costumes. The prices for sex acts can't be shown there because prostitution is "illegal" in Japan.

See the tags?
I told you
Theres nothing sexual about her service as a beauty aesthetician, she even performs surgery for god sake!
Btw shes 1cm taller than me.
Her beauty services are around 55USD or 8000 yen.

>>44348983
Any chance you got the code for that one bro?

>>44348995
Non-invasive semen extraction surgery.

>>44348949
how much for throat fuck till puke?

>>44347783
My nigga, that's a Semi-Hag on the loose!!
>>44348995
Explain to me why the hell would I ever need to know all that info about a beauty aesthetician in order to obtain her services? You don't ask your dentist their height and torso size, do you?

>>44347070
is this a cosplay jav or something from twitter?

>>44349074
Shes just s very open person thats all, shes pure

JKS-070 Epic Piss Dance Rave
I'm blasting this music over the neighborhood

Maki Hojo is the living proof that a woman can age gracefully without facial or body surgery.
All those young insecure mentally ill bitches nowadays ruining their faces and bodies, and for what?
To look like uncanny monsters pretending to be human.
All those bogged bitches will age like shit with all that rubber and wires holding their botched faces, that IF they survive long enough to reach the elderly age...
I love Maki Hojo.

>>44349285
based antisurgerier

>>44348783
Is this "disgusted-kun" who featured in that one webm where the actress shits herself a bit?

>>44349285
ok boomer

>>44349285
minamo is the natty queen

>>44349087
upcoming CSPL-018

>>44348732
She was so cute with that roundness everywhere, specially her face. It even hide the fact that her tits were fake pretty well. Now after the korean trip is not the same, specially her face, I hate this shit man

why is kaho displaying her massive fucking titties on stream? i thought jav is evil and she was tricked into beoming a whore. i thought she was just more than her tits according to her? seriously check out her latest VOD. her tits are practically hanging out

>>44348732
>>44349401
can you show me how is she nowdays?
i cant find anything new

>>44349341

>>44349421
First two pages in javlibrary (from JUFE-446 onwards). If you check you'll seen that she had a 5 month hiatus immediately before JUFE-446. She's now slimmer and also her race is smaller with less roundness which makes me think she shaved her jaw, also wears more makeup I assume to hide scars

>>44349310
Yeah he quit JAV shortly after (srs).

>>44349433
bitch needs a dental plan

>>44349421

>>44349454
Wow she's even more beautiful now.

this burnt monke's porno is out

>>44349467
>>44346519
why are you people like this? why do you have such poor taste?

>>44349511
I hate fake tan

my ballz hertz

>>44348995
How do you know about the 8k yen? Sounds pretty cheap desu

On a side note: Saya's Amazon wishlist still screams mental illness, maybe more than ever

https://pics.dmm.co.jp/digital/video/ssis00887/ssis00887jp-3.jpg

she fuggen enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>44349534
Can you show me?

>>44348918
yeah but she's been around for a decade+ you'd think she'd be better off, no?
>>44349285
>without facial or body surgery.
dyrbi? she's probably had a nip here, a tuck there. but she is classy, so she kept it light.

Okay I found the pricing myself, looks more like it's around 20k yen / 2m rupiah which is still really affordable imo. I might have paid that for less time with some SEA hag...
Would be interesting if they offer their services to filthy gaijin too, they have some cute hags.

>>44349542
https://www.amazon.co.jp/hz/wishlist/ls/2COJSZFQI8BU1/?ref_=lol_ov_le

why are japs like this?

>>44348944
I like this monkey

>>44349618
>ariel laundry detergent
>downy fabric softener 2x
Gents, you can smell like Saya now, kek
>cookie cutters
>yoga pants
hmm
>a bunch of children's disney books
HMMM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6i9pMByi8E
>king mickey figurine
told you she just wanted to play kingdom hearts. Saya I'm going to bring my PS2 and we'll play after I stick it in your pooper ok?

melody marks in india

>>44349618
Saya is still pure in her heart, I know it.
Loook at her amazon list, theres nothing lewd or twisted, just cute things.
Shes still in the process of healing.

>>44349407
>"i am an ex pornstar!"
>"but umm i'm so much more than that. i will be distancing myself from my past as an erotic actress please stop talking about it, i just want to move on"
>"by the way... i was a porn actress hihihi check out these erotic thumbnails and poses and innuendos everywhere. please watch and send simpbucks"
>"hey stop treating me like i'm still a porn actress. wanna buy my panties though?"

i will always fkn seethe about her hypocrisy

>>44349660
be honest, how many of (You) are in this webm, kek

>>44349660
don't dox me madarchod

>256 replies
>no update from twitchsimp
it's fuckin ogre...
did he an hero? I had a theme song to listen to while I read his next rant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82kop2jvY_A

>>44349680

>>44347731
Not really that deep, all files are maximum 3 folders deep. And if you crosslink it you don't even need to know if you put it in the codes folders or the girl folder.

I rarely browse my files to figure out what to watch anyway (but if I do there is this short discription or series name in the foldername to figure out what it is). Instead I browse the web, find something, check Notion database if I have it, navigate to file. Or browse Notion with the custom tags created.

Last night I was thinking it had been a long time since there were some obsidian/Jellyfin talk and here we are. Get out of my head ffs

good day sirs

me at the end of the clip

>>44349929

After all, JAV is a lifestyle.

>>44348949
>>44348995
she fkn consume bungholes to make ends meet jestit custard!

Happy at the recent explosion of double anal in jav. I say explosion but like, now there's like 9 performers instead of 8 who have ever done it. More the merrier.

>>44350366
daburu... ANARU?

>>44350366
it would be really funny if you could elaborate with names or even better codes sir haha

So given Saya's return to jav is more a question of when and not if at this point, do sirs here think she'll try to redebut as a more vanilla actress or will she immediately try to reclaim her status as puke queen? Or perhaps sirs think she'll start out with more vanilla roles but quickly end up back doing puke stuff anyway.

>>44350621
she is healing, the only thing on camera she will do from now on, is smile

Do anyone know an actress which has a belly pouch, nice pubes and is older than 30? Looking for rec.

>>44350621
She'll redebut as "Sayako Minami" the Faux-Hag with Madonna, get released from exclusivity after 3-5 movies, then run the smaller hag/housewife studio circuit as a freelancer. There will be rumours of more hardcore uncredited releases from time to time but sirs will struggle to find them.

>>44350678
Sir!
How much pouch are we talking here? Slim everywhere else with a bit of flab on the tummy or are you tolerant of meatier actresses overall too? Any existing examples of pouches you like? Maybe even a MS Paint illustration could help us help you.
Also does it matter if the actress is retired or not?

>ayumi playing the "I'm an old lady you should get one girl of your age" angle in JUQ-351
jesus my dick

>>44350621
seeing how she is now older and probably desperate for money I can see her fight Ayaka for the title of not only puke-queen but also most elastic anus. All just to fund her deranged disney addiction and her sns pics of larping like a pure girl to rope in some sucker who's gonna marry her.
At least she's not making an 'idol' group or turning into a twitch thot

>>44350762
how heavy is the ntr in that series? is it easy to self-insert as the cuck-er not the cuck?

>>44350757
Like the woman on the right but older and hairy. I do not mind retired actress it’s ok

>>44345192
she's unreal, those must been the best fakes the universe ever created and together with her fit body (suprissing amazing butt too) and pretty face I don't think we'll ever see her in jav specially after she already has a gravure career/YT/ and other stuff

>>44350772
>but also most elastic anus

I love Ayaka but the real queen has still not been dethroned despite her retirement.

>>44350812
Yumi Kazama (active)
Yukari Orihara (active)
Hana Haruna (active; the actress you identified)
Ryoko Murakami (retired)
Rie Obayashi (retired; maybe on the larger side overall/larger than you're asking)
Shizuko Fujiki (retired; ditto)
Azusa Yagi (retired; ditto)
Ayaka Makimura (retired)
Sumire Shiratori (retired)
Kiyomi Suzumoto (retired)
Rin Okae (hiatus/technically retired)
KAORI (retired; arguably younger-looking)
Mitsuki An (retired)
Naho Hazuki (retired; arguably younger-looking)
Anna Tateoka (active, really new but promising)
Satsuki Natsuyagi (hiatus)

>>44350981

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMp8wm4pGnA
Why wont they do a few JAVs? Are they stupid?

>>44350976
beiburetaa goes wiiii
https://files.catbox.moe/lx2htd.webm

>>44350976
wiiiii

>>44351112
TABUCHI DONO NO|!w@

>>44350976
Yukino was fkn crazy, shame she retired

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8A_Hu_WqeQ
Why wont she do a few JAVs? Is she stupid?

kek popular women dont do jav lol

>>44350981
Thanks I got my motivation back

HAPPY HAISIN DAY SIRS !
WHAT ARE YA
>HOARDAN
>WATCHAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN

It should be a great week with a new batch from S1 & Madonna + some solid releases/collab.

>>44351201
>wagie ded eyes
she is just like me

also jav actresses that look just like her? ha ha

>>44351642
From your picture she reminds me of Haruka Takami

>>44351642
she looks like sora amakawa but less professional

>>44351031
I bet she has another job at night

>>44351518
>HOARDAN
ACHJ-017
>WATCHAN
ACHJ-017
>FAPPAN
ACHJ-017
>FEELAN
ACHJ-017
MARINA SEXO FAT SEXO SLAMPIG SEXO PLAP PLAP SEXO OILY SEXO

>>44351725
jav lookalike please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrniEJHByV4

I like to imagine that this is Hanon Hinana

>>44351727
I like the way you think sweatie, but for me it'll be some momokino reipu.

I'm losing my mind looking for a specific JAV.
It was a lesbian video of two actresses in a hotel room. One standout scene was one kneeling on top of the other who was laying on the bed, kissing her, wearing grey Calvin Klein underwear.
I thought it was Sumire Kuramoto and/or Ichika Matsumoto, but I can't find shit.
It was basically BBAN-365, but with another actress and cuter/more intimate.

I feel like I'm being delusional, this should be easy to find, but I somehow can't.

>>44351834
Absolutely disgusting, your abhorrent eldritch horror looking underfed mentally ill bulimic momo-doll looking whore should not be mentioned in proximity-let alone in the same breath- as a fertile healthy woman like Marina. Unlike Kana Pukeonogi Marina has actual offspring(refer to the short webm of the latter crying about dying alone). Your instagram puke slut isn't even fertile(look up premature ovarian failure and eating disorders) as evidenced by her deflating tits; she is barely even a woman! Repent!

>>44352031
top kek i thought momlkino referred ti kana momonogi, dont care not deleting

>>44352031
sir...

Bros it is almost a definite certainty that we will witness Airi Suzumura become a hag before the end of 2024

>>44352062
oops...

>>44351518
Happy HAISHIN day to you too and to all sirs as well!

For reference, today is HAISHIN day for the following studios:

>Tuesday IV
Chijo Heaven
DAS!
Honnaka
Madonna
S1 No. 1 Style

If I have missed any Hokuto/CA-owned/affiliated Tuesday IV HATSUBAI studios with HAISHIN on the preceding Friday, please let me know and I will amend it for future posts.

---

For me,
>HOARDAN
CJOD-394 Sumire Kuramoto
CJOD-395 Sumire Kurokawa
DASS-201 Sumire Kurokawa
HMN-459 Akari Mitani
HMN-444 Julia
HMN-441 Yui Hatano, Mizuki Yayoi
JUQ-359 Reo Fujisawa
JUQ-392 Kana Mito
JUQ-351 Ryo Ayumi
ACHJ-017 Marina Shiraishi
ACHJ-016 Yuka Oshima
ROE-154 Rina Nanatsuki
Of course, there'll also be some other stuff without an advance HAISHIN like Takara Eizou, Venus and Planet Plus releases over the coming days
>WATCHAN
I'll be taking a quick scan through a bunch of them just to make sure the files aren't damaged
>FAPPAN
Undecided... might mix and match ACHJ-016 and CJOD-394 since they're both saliva/kissing/wet/sloppy/blowjob/tongue/mouth focused
>FEELAN
I have mixed feelings. I'm sad that it's a long month which means we have an additional week without any new previews/releases until September. On the other hand, I'm also grateful that August is a long month which means more time to catch up on some of my backlog before I'm inundated with new JAVs again kek

>>44351727
Based and pepperonipilled

>>44351834
Think I'm skipping this one even though Momoko is one of my favourites. The action looks exciting though even if it's not my cup of tea. Just not something I'd keep in my collection

>>44352031
>>44352045
>>44352062
KEK

>>44352102
You love to see it

>>44352168
>Think I'm skipping this one

What's putting you off? The reipu angle?

>>44351518
>HOARDAN
everything
>WATCHAN
>FAPPAN
guess I'll watch Ai Sayama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVSFcqcSPII
>FEELAN
fat and sassy

>>44351919
Must be DASS-076
Am I right fellow CK enjoyer?
Also check out VRKM-988

Please share more CK codes.

>>44351518
>>44352168
please, where do i learn stuff like this? you're all saying this like it's the most obvious thing ever

>>44351518
too much good sir, too much
so many projects
so little progress
and the titles keep on comming and why give us a break

>>44352296
>Hi Nu
>Moon Gundam
>A few gelgoogs and psycho zaku
I forgive her for only having wing and freedom shit but no tallgeese

>>44352397
She might have Tallgeese in another room , kek. There's literally Gunpla in every room she ever streams from - I think that's just some of the birthday shit she hasn't even opened yet.

Too many hags, too little time...

What can North Korea contribute to JAV?

NEED "REAL HARLEM: W DEBUT! AI SAYAMA X KSON X RIZU!!! Directed by Rizu"
pls jav gods make it happen
>>44352446
assassinate all the plastic surgeons in the south

>>44352362
Stick around, ask questions, read sirs's essays, you'll learn with time. It's not a race.

titles in where the attractive wife brings a nene minori to the husbad as a gift for him to use, but she also gets fucked in the title?

>>44349680
i'm in this webm

>>44352267
yeah, i'm not a reipu enjoyer and also not into the SM angle (even if I am intrigued by the "process" whereby she seemingly gets really into being a masochist?)
I make an exception for some stuff where the reipu only amounts to one of the scenes (often less if we're talking Madonna) or when the early rejection/lack of consent is more because the character thinks it's wrong (e.g. incest stuff where it's already established that there's sexual tension) and quickly gets into it as opposed to being completely against the guy as a whole
also great webm kek maybe i will borrow it whenever I am recommending hags

>>44352296
>>44352450
>still looks that pretty in suboptimal apartment lighting, no airbrushing, casual clothes, everyday makeup, etc.
Ai Sayama is something else. Also thanks for sharing this video, I will watch properly later

>>44352397
impeccable taste in MOBIRU SUUTSU, sir

>>44352362
You mean release schedules or what all the HAISHIN/HATSUBAI stuff? The FAQ explains it kinda but also some of it is outdated. I want to eventually make a really clear reference (maybe on rentry) but for now, maybe this might be interesting/helpful :

配信 ("haishin") relates to digital distribution. While it doesn't explicitly reference "digital" and means transmission in a more general sense, the "digital" aspect is implied. In the context of JAV, this is usually a few days before the official release but not always; it depends on the studio. this is also why you will generally see torrents for new releases appear earlier than the official release date from the larger studios.

発売 ("hatsubai") relates to official release date and in practice this means the date you'll actually see the movie available and physically for sale in an actual physical shop.

Most studios have their hatsubai day on Tuesdays. Most of the larger (DMM/Hokuto/CA-owned/affiliated) studios like Madonna, Moodyz etc in turn have their Haishin day on the Friday prior. Some (usually smaller) studios offer both digital and physical versions on the same day which means no Haishin-Hatsubai gap.

When sirs talk about Haishin day, the implication is that fresh new movies are out digitally and, by extension/association, become available through piracy. Some have historically referred to this as releases being "out early" or, mistakenly, as "early leaks". Haishin and Hatsubai aren't used exclusively in a JAV context and can be seen in video games, music, etc.

Another thing to consider is 新作情報解禁 ("shinsakujōhōkaikin" lit. "new work information ban-lifting") which refers to advance previews. Most of the larger studios will make these available exactly 1 calendar month prior to release accompanying the HATSUBAI of the previous batch though smaller studios might only make them available 2 weeks prior to release.

Any other questions, please feel free to ask

>>44352436
my disk space took a serious beating this August. too many kinos

Should I spend my 300 bucks bonus on a Meta Quest 2 to become a VR chad or on a NAS to become a hoarderbro?

>>44352638
i'm waiting for the zuck corp conference in late september to learn more about the MQ3 before deciding
apparently it'll probably ship in late october

>>44352627
She's very pretty. Kson's webcam got less bits than a JAV DVD rip from 2002 + clipfag re-encode + YouTube-kun recompress.
>>44352638
Buy the NAS now because better headsets are coming.
>$300
>NAS
On second thought, buy the OQ2. I genuinely don't think there's a single NAS worth the money @ $300...you'd be better off using some ancient computer, think so cheap/old someone would be willing to give it to you - as long as the CPU is Nehalem (OG "Core i3/i5/i7" gen - some extensions for hash calculations) or newer, you'll be fine. + unRAID/FreeNAS/etc fill its bays with $300 worth of hard drives.

>>44349649
He/She looks very aesthetic not gonna lie.

>>44352492
thanks guess i just need to lurk moar

>>44352627
thank you so much. learning more here than at my new job. i've never seen a porn thread like this

>>44352657
What if I get a DAS instead? I have a NAS already and use it for my torrenting, so I'm planning on more storage for purely storage sake.

>>44352646
October eh? I might have another bonus by then.

>>44352751
>DAS
only if its 12+ hdds running from the same usb port. Just connect them all via usb hubs unto usb hubs unto usb hubs :^)

>>44352751
like a proper SAS disk shelf? go for it!
I am still fucking kicking myself for not picking up one of those 24-bay NetApp things when they were going for fucking $100 shipped before the coof + Chia. seriously fuck Chia. I hope anyone involved gets gokkun'd. Hard drive prices are just now recovering from both of those things...I'm kicking myself even harder for not getting the NIB $1000 LTO-8 LIBRARY while I could've legitimately written it off for tax purposes too...
>>44352766
>USB
bakemono da

>>44351834
Sir, that's not what Momokino is

>>44352691
You're welcome. Honestly, none of this is necessary for this early stage in your JAV journey
While you're here though, the following might be of interest to you (especially as you figure out what types of studios/actresses/fetishes/etc you wanna follow and be vaguely aware of when their shit drops)

>Tuesday I
Fitch
(MADOOOON!!!! -- sporadic/no guarantee)
Moodyz
Ruby
WANZ Factory

>Tuesday II
DAS!
IdeaPocket
Madonna
S1 No. 1 Style

>Tuesday III
Fitch
Honnaka
Moodyz
Premium

>Tuesday IV
Chijo Heaven
DAS!
Honnaka
Madonna
S1 No. 1 Style

Studios that aren't subsidiaries of the largest parent corporation exist outside of this framework but don't worry too much. Plenty of sirs still prefer seeing what new stuff is out on the day anyway; all this is only helpful if you want to know in advance or if you're just True Autismo like some of us

>learning more here than at my new job
grats but also KEK

>>44352779
Your worldview seems very narrow to me.

>Wow every fetish imaginable is in JAV

okay, well where is the cum cleanup?

>No not that one!!!

Fuck JAV.

>>44352779
excuse me?

>>44352846
based

>>44350621
She has left JAV behind, shes happier now and she doesnt need to do degrading things for money.
She will not come back.
Im gonna miss her forever, specially as a puke queen, but Im happy for her.

>Saki Ooishi is doing 2 releases per month for the past 3 months or so
>Yukari Orihara 2 releases this month
based, i love freelancer hags

>>44352355
>Must be DASS-076
Thank you so much!

>>44352779
fkn eat you bloody whore benchod!

Momokan has EVERYTING in her favor to be the next undisputed puke queen, maybe even the ultimate one.
But she just dont want to use her powers for the greater good...

>>44352916
I can't believe we still don't have a collaboration between her and Yuria.

So many momokinos possibilities and yet to be made.

>>44353034
Are Indian men always this "gentlemanly?"

>>44345942
>>44345971
KEK i remember that thread

Sirs, are there any qts with braces doing JAV?

>>44353225
>no info in the metadata
>no ippa code
>no maker label
sir, you can't do this to me

>>44353313
4chan deletes metadata since some people were hiding nenes minoris in it.
It's BDA-173. There's a cock-sniffing scene Azumi would've been proud of. Highly recommended.

any other sirs noticing /jav/ terminology becoming increasingly esoteric recently?

>>44350621
as she said in her interview with June: "I like sex with zero human rights!", she will probably go back to her fucked up stuff.
>>44350762
i was looking for something like this, thank you!
i love when Hags get flustered because the guy found them attractive
>>44350981
Holy shit, thanks to you too.
>>44351080
she the cutest
did she ever do anal?
>>44351112
KEK
>>44351518
Luna and Duck TOGETHER? thats the flavour I never knew I wanted
>>44352031
How dare you?!
>>44352062
Hags using technology always crack me up KEK
>>44352168
Nice codes you got there in your HOARDAN. Any particular one you rec?
>>44352450
isnt the one in the right that Dragon Vtuber from Hololive? (before she graduated)
>>44352492
I loved the ideia of the Kano Yura tanned tomboy, it fits him very well. (but im not a big fan of fake tan because it looks weird)
>>44352267
>>44352627
Mito-san is so cute!
Also, thanks for the lesson on HAISHIN/HATSUBAI
>>44352993
>Saki Ooishi
I'm loving that hag more and more. Thanks to the Condiment_Kings for letting me know of her existence
She looks amazing in lingeire (VENX-225).
But as one anon said, she needs to do a title where she plays a mean evil lady.
>>44353056
Even tho she loves reipu, she is too vanilla. A cute social media idol.
Actual puke stuff is too fringe for her.
>>44353225
THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR MOCKING THE AHEGAO, BITCH
>>44353291
HOly shit, I've NEVER seen it in JAV. I love cute girls with braces.
Do japanese people even use them?
>>44353432
Like how? KEK
Many words from /jav/ terminology have crossed to my real life, most making me chuckle like a retard, like when i was playing tabletop RPG (we were 18th century gentlemen; vampire theme) and, in the game, we were invited to a dinner by as woman we suspected was a vampire, we were deciding if we should go; one of the players stood and said "so, shall we partake?" and winked at me
>mfw

>>44353590
They do, our favorite PROFESSIONAL had some orthodontic work for a few months. I don't think i've ever seen movies shot with braces though.

I love frumpy hags!

>>44353590
the most hardcore RIO did was a 3 or 5 person Bukkake on face. She is a diva and I love/hate her for this

>>44351201
>>44351772
>A Day in the Life of a /jav/ Autist
8:30 Wake up
9:00 Start WFH
9:30 Browse /jav/ and new jav releases
11:00 Reply to a few mails, take some calls, etc. to look like I'm working
12:00 Prepare breakfast, Eat while youtube, /jav/shitposting, (you) farming, Prepare /jav/ webms and essays
13:00 Take a nap
14:30 Browse /jav/ and start ddl of jav titles
15:00 Reply to a few mails, take some calls, etc. to look like I'm working
16:00 Browse /jav/, shitpost, webm creation, essay preparing...
17:00 Finish WFH (8,5 hours done kek)
18:00-24:00 Browse /jav/ and check out finished downloads, daily 6h long Momokan fap session, Organize jav, Prepare new webms, Check out /jav/ approved literature
00:00-02:00 Netflix and chill with the GF, Yes handjobs/blowjobs/sexxo are also part of this (and I'm def not using onahole and VR setup ha ha)

>>44353659
the vinegary miso flavors emanating from this hag is too fkn IMMENSE

I just realized I HATE Minano's face, I dont even have an explanation of why, but I hate her faces.

>>44353690
I like her faces more than her works

With how prevalent heart shaped eyes are in hentai when the girl is in extasis I'm surprised they havent used that kind of colored lenses in jav

>>44352962
>and I've come to feel happy even in small things
Micropenis sirs, rejoice!

>>44353590
>isnt the one in the right that Dragon Vtuber from Hololive? (before she graduated)
Coco will be back in 498 years! Yeah, she was the voice behind Coco.

>fangirled for Yakuza so hard she won...something and ended up in the next two games
>she got to meet JAVfus
Fucking look at her, lmao
>Ai is straight, and she's a professional, so she tries to sell it
>If you ever doubted Kson was gayer than the gayest of partakers...or extremely fkn bi
that's the exact fkn face I'd make too

>VShojo VTuber Kson won the Sega and Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio Grand Prix to not only appear in the Yakuza spin-off Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name as a cabaret hostess, but also Like a Dragon 8. She beat out fellow competitors Ai Kaname, Ai Sayama, Ayu, and Kokoro Nakayama...
>...this process began with auditions, with the five winners selected in April 2023. While all five will be in Like a Dragon Gaiden, only Kson will appear in both as the grand prize winner...
>...she will appear as a hostess in both games and appear in promotional materials. The banner she’s holding noted both the 1,000,000円 prize and Like a Dragon 8 appearance...
>...you can see the reveal that Kson won the Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name Grand Prix vote starting at the 39 minute mark of the official presentation below. Ayu earned 20 votes, Ai Kaname got 25 votes, Kson ended up with 35, Ai Sayama had 30, and Kokoro finished with 33.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVV--HCgNI4&t=2340s

>>44353590
>one of the players stood and said "so, shall we partake?" and winked at me
fkn kek

>>44353797
They have. 3DSVR-1216, Mao Kurata. Real お嬢様 aphrodisiac reipu hours. Lots of ですは

>>44353056
Ideapocket doesn't do such degeneracy. Only bottom-tier studios with D-listers make that sort of content.

>>44353690
>>44353766
Minamo is more of an in-house /JAV/character than an actual AV actress

>>44353854
>Kson won the Sega and Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio Grand Prix to not only appear in the Yakuza spin-off Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name as a cabaret hostess
>She beat Ai Sayama
What a fucking tragedy

>>44353590
>Like how?
Hmm maybe esoteric isn't the right word. Maybe... impenetrable/perplexing to an outsider? And it's not just about the Japanese (language) either (though even that stuff is really difficult to Google since even when we do use Japanese, it's a sorta corrupted pidgin version). There's the JAV-specific vocabulary. There's the condiments. There's the extremely generous usage of prefixes like faux-/quasi-/pseudo-/semi- that, depending on context, might confer a degree of either sarcasm or sincerity. There's the random words we sometimes capitalise ("Lifestyle", "PROFESSIONALISM" "CONTEXT", etc). There's the aromas. There's allusions to previous (in)famous posts, posters, and sometimes even specific "events" or "incidents" through in-jokes and ever-evolving references. There's the (subcontinental) Indian/Desi angle and sirposting. There are repurposed words and truncated phrases ("partaking", "developer tools", "(Gross) Domestic Product", etc). There are systems. There are phenotypes. There's lore and history. There are triple-quadruple entendres and word/phrase constructions based on several layers of hidden meaning like "Nene Minori". This goes beyond simply learning that "hag" isn't derogatory.

It's "easy" for a regular because most of these changes and innovations occured piecemeal so we adapted our understanding incrementally but for a newsir, our lexicon may be nearing an incomprehensible level of complexity and obscurity and it keeps increasing — snowballing even (and yes, I know it's not even winter yet). We will get to a point where the amount of necessary knowledge to actually understand the most basic of interactions on /jav/ will be a huge barrier to entry. In addition, there may even be a chance that even if a boss or family member or significant other were to discover our leftmost /jav/ tab and parsed the contents within, they'd still be nonethewiser to what the hell we're actually discussing. We're still a way off yet but I find that prospect both hilarious and worrying.

>have crossed to my real life
>"so, shall we partake?"
KEK! Here, this goes both ways. The lexicon of /jav/posting will become so vast and involve so many otherwise disparate vocabularies and references, daily life itself will become a challenge as almost everything we encounter will remind us of JAV and/or /jav/ and in turn be a source of amusement to a sir even where that may be inappropriate like a high stakes business meeting or funeral.