/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>one gigabyte of pictures

Only one? How weak.

I realized this long ago, and I don't even have all the stuff like figurines and posters. Just games, pictures and music. That's all I need to be happy.

Same for me.
Except my best friends are Lambdadelta and Bern.

My imaginary friends can kill yours by the way.

IMAGINARY FRIENDS POWERLEVEL FIGHTO

>one gigabyte of pictures
Does that have doujins and shit included in it?

That's right, Anonymous. Your family will always be there for you.

>>4434317
>boobs

>>4434317
>My imaginary friends can kill yours by the way.

I don't think so, tim

>>4434269
Good on you. True strength is knowing where you stand.

>>4434433
Mokou was banned for this post.

Enjoy your rape Kakera.

>>4434503
moku? I'm shitposter.

another one that your friends can't kill.

>>4434539
Another visitor for rape Kakera.

My imaginary friend is my girlfriend.

>>4434539
>>4434433
They will go back in time and kill them before they have a chance to drink the hourai elixir.

>>4434550
both of them together? good luck with that...

>>4434580
fine. time for the big guns.

How the fuck did you get a girlfriend?

>>4434596

>>4434611
They would rape the tree.

>>4434639
check.

>>4434665
Come oooooon. At least bring Yukari.

>>4434624
it's easy: you just have to talk to them and have decent performance in bed. easier than cracking Windows.

>>4434707
I can fap 20 times a day. Good enough?

>>4434653
>rape the tree

and have their spring taken away. GJ.
reimu is more than enough to deal with them.
>>4434692

>>4434718
In a row?

>>4434727
I don`t think you know about Bern and Lambdas Power.

be omnipotent or GTFO!

>>4434737
I need some breaks in between.


by the way I love /jp/
powerlevels everywhere

>>4434747
>I need some breaks in between
She'll get bored waiting for you and not want to do it again.

>>4434739
I don't think you know about reimu powers.

>>4434772
Then I go back to 2D

2D waifus are more forgiving.

>>4434774
She is weak sauce. Not even Chados Reimu would stand a chance.

>>4434774
Reimu's power is flying, the hakurei orbs do all the work.

>>4434798
true dat... but few know how to use them.

>>4434785
you really belive so?

Fine. here you go. omnipotent. happy now?

>>4434798
She learned to download gods in SSiB

>>4434827
Reimu omnipotent. Oh wow.

hilarious reaction image.jpg

>>4434827
Shinki is by no means omnipotent.

She created a world?
Lambdadelta can create a fucking universe.

>>4434843
face it.

remember, she is the only one with instant kill at swr and 12.3

Now you realize both of you are trolls.

>>4434872
ok, i admit, i never seen umineko.
but with statement like "My imaginary friends can kill yours by the way." I couldn't resist the temptetion.

>>4434887
Can not die.
Near omnipotent.
Can nuke or create universes.
Can make some random fag omnipotent

thats all you need to know.

>>4434785
she can "float away into utter invulnerability"

>>4434911
1)stop time
2)bomb you to 200 little pieces
3) seal each piece with a brrier
4)resume time.

how about that?

>>4434939
Take away the air > hilarious shit will occur.

>>4434265
Stop spamming AɳoɳTa|k.com with your stupid shit.

>>4434955
Put yourself together (weak sauce seals do nothing), laugh at them, nuke the galaxy.

>>4434955
In Episode 4 Lambdadelta had no problem trolling while time was stopped.

I will them all out of existence with my Marble Phantasm called Reality.

Now what?

>>4434992
>seals do nothing

now that is godmodding. i might as well say your nuke did nothing beside waking you up to find your omnipotence was a dream.

anyway, to keep you from putting yourself back, we could allways use her.

>>4435024
Still exist and happy in my world.

>>4435004
don't know umineko, but who stopped the time?

>>4435030
>now that is godmodding

Thats exactly what Uminekos witches are: fucking godmodding bitches.

>>4435043
Lambdadelta

>>4434269

Translation
I don't have a girlfriend and never did. But i am sure i would pick Touhou over her so i believe i am happy.

>>4435066
Y U DO DIS?

>>4435054
you can't just say the seals did nothing. that is what i meant. try again.

and suika can still keep her from coming together.

>>4435058

she stopped the time, than it is natural that she could still move. if someone else stopped the time, now that would mean something else.

I need to comfort my imaginary friend to keep her from destroying this world.
Im the most important anon here.

>>4435094
Time stops don't necessarily work that way.

>>4435094
They exist in a higher plane. You shit won`t affect them.

Heck even Beatrice could defeat most Touhous.
And Battlers existence alone would destroy Gensokyo.

>>4435103
Poor loli... at least give her a bed ;_;

>>4435122
it does untill we prove otherwise.

>>4435126
pic releted.

>>4435171
Im enjoying myself.

And now the strongest witch.

>>4435194
>You shit won`t affect them.
heh.

>Heck even Beatrice could defeat most Touhous.
hehe

>Battlers existence alone could destroy gensokyo
keep dreaming.

you run out of arguments so you resort to saying stuff like that. I'm glad you are enjoying yourself tough.

>>4435228
What? Umineko witches exist on a much higher plane.
Play the game.

>>4434269

You realize you don't like your girlfriend, or you don't have one.

>>4435228

Didn't you admit earlier to not having read/watched Umineko?

>>4435250
planes hight:
gensokyo
umineko
real world.

prove me otherwise.

>>4435272
>implying Umineko has just one plane

>>4435004
>>4434992
>>4434911

That anime sounds relevant to my interests. What is it called? Lambda Delta?

>>4435273
I was not saying his claims true or false, i was saying that the nature of his claims proves he is frustrated.

>>4435282
gensokyo
umineko witch
real world
umineko

fixed it for you.

>>4435272
Bernkastel exists in godrealm.
Your point?

>>4435315
Godrealm
Super Kakera Space
Meta World
Gensokyo
Shitsucks plane
real world

>>4435322
god realm exist in gensokyo.
your point?

>>4435171
In JJBA part three jotaro could move and stop time during dios time stop.

In part five GER cancelled king crimsons erased time.

>>4435351
Your godream = my godrealm?
don`t think so, Tim.

>>4435341

I made the claim first, and you didn't prove me wrong. your statment is therfore false.

>>4435368
Umineko Epsiode 4 will prove you wrong.

>>4435357
despite what you think, sakuya!=brando. its like saying that k9999= that kid from Akira.

>>4435362
actually you right. gensokyo godrealm>umineko godrealm.

I'mm getting tired. I'll leave you with what you wanted- the one who destroys all worlds, yukuri.

>gensokyo godrealm<umineko godrealm.
fixed

>>4435439
'Sup, Justice.

>>4435420
I never claimed that all forms of time manipulation work the same way, I just offered examples as evidence against your point.

I'm not even disagreeing with you, just making the point that you can't assume that time manipulators are helpless against other time manipulators.

My waifu can beat 34, bern and all touhous at once.

>>4435453
'sup ?????

>>4435518
Hi miles.

>implying that higher plane=invincible.
just saying.
and nullifying
>>4435126