/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Eiki bread? Eiki Bread!

>>44090056
Damn judgemental women... look down a virgin will she?!

>>44090311
She's looking up though

>>44090322
Its about attitude. AT TI TUDE
Even if I'm a virgin I'll wipe that look off her face!

>>44090056

Her hat is the source of her self confidence. Remove it, and she will be powerless.

Best leghu.

>>44090056
>>44090081
Is it really proper for a Judge to expose her legs like a common strumpet?

>>44097083
The judge fears not your judgement and exposes her legs as a show of absolute self-assurance!

>>44090056
I will always remember how her lectures managed to leave those Gensokyan psychopaths speechless. Including someone as confident as Yuuka.

>>44097042
Punishment: being crushed between those thighs.

>>44097083
Only if she exposes them to the one she loves (So long as he has been a good heaven-bound boy)

>>44090056
>sorry, wrong door
>where is Komachi btw?

The Yama has a really stressful job.

>>44090343
it's a trick anon! a trick!
she wants to punish you!

>>44090056
Keep that look on your face girl, I'm about to let you down even more

>>44112406
Trying to instigate me into committing a crime? She's in need of some correction to make sure she never does that again.

>>44112406
sexually aggressive Eiki is hot as fuck

>>44105520
What did the silly goddess do?

>>44121282
She tried to isekai Akyuu.

>>44097083
If it's (You).

>>44125699
Eiki-chan has such cute hair.

she wants to lecture us, then punish if we didnt listen

>>44090056
I'm ready for for any punishment that's waiting for me. I probably deserve it. All I ask for is a little mercy, though I don't expect any.

The judge is for tender affection.

>>44149263
Mhmmm waffles...

>>44145855
The judge is for rough sex with her devoted husband after a hard day of sentencing sinners to hell.

>>44090056
Translate it weebs

>>44155665
Something about feeling good about going inside, i cant really tell what it is supposed to mean.

>>44155665
As far as I can tell, she's saying it's pleasant indoors. No idea about the context.

>Come on anon
>Whip it out.
>I'm waiting...

>>44155920
I do not consent...

>>44155954
I don't see how that's relevant.

>>44156114
Based. Eiki can use her ability to tell that consent is a made-up concept.

>>44096885
It is a cool hat.

Remember /jp/!

>>44162468
I'm going to go 6 times a day and Eiki can't stop me. And I'm not even gonna masturbate to her.

>>44163295
I SAID, ONCE. A. DAY.

>>44164361
What are you gonna do?
Jerk me off? Make me cum? Make me bust my kid cream all over your hot sweaty thighs?
You can't stop me and you know it.

>>44164361
Those are the keys to all of her chastity cages.

>>44164361
Those child-bearing hips of hers are going to make me sin

>>44161933
This is one of my favorite videos of all time

>>44164361
I will jerk off only once a week, and not to Eiki.

>>44161933
Whenever I bowl my first two rolls are always perfect strikes and then after than I get fucking gutterballs. Am I draining my luck too fast?

>>44162468
What if I hold in for a few days and then do it multiple times?

>>44099759
What is that dance called? I've seen it quite often before

>>44163295
>>44168842
Your loss.

>>44155799
>>44155897
Makes sense it'd be hard to translate. A lot of Hammer's works present the context through multiple images.

>>44176753
I have studied the Osakan dialect for 13 years of my own life, and can correctly deduce that she is talking about the enjoyment she gets from going inside.
It's truly a subtle piece of literature, but one with many layers and degrees of understanding.

>>44155665
The danbooru translation: "...I see."
For context, the image is part of the set where different characters give their reaction to being pushed down for seggs. So prepare to be judged quite harshly.

how do you like your eiki?

>>44183405
I prefer her on the shorter side

>>44183458
Canon Eiki is a tall hu

>>44183405
Tall Eiki, I hate the angry loli fandom meme.

>>44183405
Tall, gentle but firm, and always busy.

>>44184274
I know, its a real shame.

>>44183405
Moderately tall, not an amazoness, but not a midget either.

Eiki should be around my height 172 cm tall

>>44186280
>172 cm tall
You mean short?

>>44186288
You didn't have to say that, anon. You really didn't.

>>44186288
Don't do him like that anon...

i need eiki in my life

>>44189194
What's this, a picture for Lolikis?

OL eiki is for

>>44090056
That's intimidating...

>>44176643
That's really sexy.

>>44189694
All-nighters.

>>44186288
Shhh, don't tell him the truth.
Let the manlet dream

>>44189775
sex, right?

>>44191659
She chokes her chicken

>>44191689
animal abuse!

>>44183405
I prefer my Eiki to be geometric

>>44191906
I prefer my eiki esoteric

>>44191659
No, dumbass. The both of you are going to spend all night finishing the paperwork that needs to be finished by tomorrow.
When would you have time for sex?

>>44183405
Tallhu but without big breasts. Some love for the medium crowd.

will she ever judge mokou?

>>44193125
Eiki will fade into unreality long before Mokou and the Kags die in any meaningful way

>>44193125
found one comic

>>44172911
極楽浄土

>>44193125
Never!

is she s or m?

>>44210323
No she's not a sambo nor a mail-order judge

Will I go to hell for shitposting?

>>44222343
Yes. And you will get RTLd and somebody will come to your house, lube up your ass and stick several M80s with waterproof fuses up there and blow your fucking ass off. You are going to die crying, in agony and the paramedics are going to laugh at you as you shuffle off this prone mortal form. Then you are going to hell. Sucks top be you anon. Sucks to be you.

>>44183405

>>44222343

This eiki thread is criminally small, may the yama judge all of you who choose not to bring offerings to our hard working judge

>>44230569
>This eiki is small
Sounds about right to me.

>>44230632
Eiki is a tallhu by word of ZUN

>>44230632
Good things come in small packages

>>44230655
I don't care.

>>44230657
That's right!

Reminder that Eiki may be a tallhu but its still only japtall.

>>44230842
How much is japtall?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJpUsFlyG-0

>>44230632
Isn’t Rinnosuke tall as hell?

>>44230852
For men like 170ish
For women about 160ish

>>44230906
That's just sad.

>>44232403
Superior caucasian genetics win again!
180cm gang rise up, look down and laugh!

>>44230842
>>44230852
>>44230906
As someone who lives in Japan, Japan's height difference is exaggerated. Hell, I've seen more girls taller than me here than in America.

>>44230783
Why is Luffy dressed as Komachi?

>>44230842
Smallhu, actually

>>44184274
>>44230655
>>44230842
I could not care less if she is tall or not I just wanna fuck her and if she's small that's even better

>Eiki was not always the Yamaxanadu. According to Komachi in Oriental Sacred Place, she was originally a jizou statue, who received enough faith to gain divine powers, and was promoted.
>Jizou (地蔵), originally Ksitigarbha, is a bodhisattva revered in Buddhism with the appearance of a Buddhist monk. In Japan, he is seen as bodhisattva of the dead, guardian of children and patron deity of deceased young. He is also a guardian of travelers. Statues of him are commonly seen roadside or in cemeteries. These statues may be dressed in bibs and hankerchiefs or have childrens' toys such as pinwheels placed with them by visitors praying for their children. They are also prayed to by those wishing for safe travel.

>>44232554
lamo manlet

if eiki split in two, what would each be like?

>>44237823
One would be black, the other white, and both would sentence you to hell.

>>44237823
One would kindly explain your faults and then sentence you to hell.
The other would curtly just sentence you to hell.

>>44237823
i would simply fuck both

>>44232442
>1,80m
oh no! ahahahaha!

>>44247456
So cruel.

>>44254892
She's used to getting treated poorly, but is still hopelessly optimistic that one day something nice like that will happen. Eiki deserves better.

>>44254892
No... Eiki-chan...

>>44254892
Eiki has no friends...
Maybe one day she'll get lucky and find someone that wants to hang out with her...

Time to laid out the verdict

>>44258073
Don't worry Eiki-dono, I love you for your flat chest.

>>44236731
i thought the 'guardian of travelers' part was an interesting perspective on an enma, like he's not at the end of the road so much as another guide on a longer road

I want to jerk off on her pantyhosed thighs while she is lecturing me!

> Buddhist tradition does feature a figure whose sole goal is to help every single being attain salvation and in particular spare them from torment in any of the many hells – that’s Kṣitigarbha, known as Jizou in Japan.
>Kṣitigarbha took a vow to leave hell empty before he’ll achieve buddahood, in Japanese tradition this largely manifests as depicting him as protector of the souls of children, but older sources feature a variety of parables in which Kṣitigarbha preaches to individual people to save them from hell.

Armored!

>>44090081
I can't find a picture of Eiki with bread, so she must really prefer rice.

> Cleansed Crystal Mirror: a Yama's mirror which shows all the guilts of a person.
>Eiki has been seen to use the mirror to create duplicates of a person. It is unknown whether this is how the mirror is normally used.

>Judgement "Cleansed Crystal Judgement -Aya Shameimaru-"
>What is this!
>I looked into her mirror and saw everything about me.
>I never thought I'd be taking pictures of myself

>>44090056

>>44282970
That's pretty cool actually

>>44282970
Is Mirror Aya good (like a conscience reprimanding her) or bad (like a sinful Aya she's forced to reprimand)?

>>44282970
>Eiki has been seen to use the mirror to create duplicates of a person. It is unknown whether this is how the mirror is normally used.
Oh, but we know.

>"You'll damage yourself if you don't take care of your health!"
>"I-It can't be helped, so... t-today, I'll be nursing you!"
>I can't think of anyone who's more suited to cook than Eiki-sama.

>>44301735
>Despite that she stands on a stool because she isn't so tall.
>So cute.

Bumping because I don't want to go to hell

>>44258005
I'll be her friend!!

>>44321191
You have ulterior motives.

>>44183405
Either beautiful and dignified or also beautiful and usually dignified, but with something embarrassing happening to her
Any pictures along these lines?

>>44322055
Not true! I'll listen to all of her problems and expect nothing but her smile in return!

How did short Eiki become a thing in the fandom? She's supposed to be the taller than Komachi, even if not by much.

>>44325105

>>44325108
Undertale11!1!

>>44325105
I can't fathom that for some reason. Her outfit makes her look like she is supposed to be short.

>>44325105
>>44325309
Imo her portrait made it looked like a child wearing adults clothes and gave the impression she was a midget

>>44325378
I'd give her average height at most but not tall. Even in the art where she is drawn more slender I still don't get the impression that she is supposed to be particularly tall.

>>44328214
I'd just put it at 'tall for a jap women' so probably somewhere not far below 6ft

>>44328288
I don't know, apparently the average Japanese woman's height is somewhere around 5'2" so she might even just be around 5'6" to 7 at most.

What a weird name she has. The more I say it, the less it sounds like a name.
Shikieiki Yamaxanadu
Shikieiki Yamaxanadu
Shikieiki Yamaxanadu...

>>44332067
Yamaxanadu is a title bakanon~

Her real name is Sexyeiki

what's it like, seeing every sin?

>>44334568
Tiresome

>>44334831
How should I try to justify my indecent thoughts to the yama when I die, bros?

>>44334831
I mean, it's not really a sin, but it is embarassing to have read out like that.
Come on Eiki, that is no indication on whether or not a man is a bad person or not. Grow up.

>>44337389
"Its only human, miss. Would you grow angry at a dog for barking?"

Sure, i will make sure to fuck dat nice judge ass
https://files.catbox.moe/oqkwom.png

Does anyone else like to imagine Eiki's house being cluttered and messy
Like after she's done judging and preaching on the surface she goes home to a messy house and just lazes around with snacks

>>44337561
Canonically she spends all of her free time preaching, so she probably doesn't have time to take care of it.
She may not even have a house and just sleeps in her office.

>>44337389
Trying to excuse your behavior is just more sin, anon.
Instead, you should turn things around on her and accuse her of driving men to sin through her sexy outfit, beautiful face, and charming personality. Such a thing is entirely unbefitting for a yama.

>>44337561

FUCK THE LAW!

Eiki is far too professional to let her personal feelings influence her work. The sin in >>44334831 is just lust; it's awkward that it's specifically for her, but no different from lusting for anyone else in terms of judgement.

>>44337688
God that's hot

>>44337645
>so she probably doesn't have time to take care of it
That's why she needs a supportive and loving husband to help her

>>44338167
That's right.

>>44338167
I'll be the one.

>>44090056
Damn judgemental women... look down a virgin will she?!

If the Eiki thread dies before bump limit, /jp/ jannies are going to hell

>>44341572
looking real dire for them

what are some interesting relationships she has, or could have, with others in gensokyo?
e.g mokou, who will never die

>>44347659
Cirno and Aya have the best interactions with her in PoFV

>>44349581
i remember liking the aya interaction

>>44349813
>cocky gensokyan abomination appears, thinking she has the flower incident all figured out
>the judge inevitably winces at the sickening, unrepentant sinner, and has no choice but to vocalize the disgusting things she has done
>cue Fate of Sixty Years
>stacey touhou suddenly isn't so full of herself
PoFV stage 9 dialogues never fail to make me smile.

how would she unwind?

>>44368595

>>44373047
She would lecture the barman for using pepsi in a rum and coke.

>>44368595
you shouldn't be asking about how the yama spends her free time. she will set her sights on you...

>>44374380
What compels a Yama to make such a facial expression?

What's her team?

>>44377435
Ask her.

>>44388379
Komachi sounds like she wants Eiki to make her a mom.

Eiki-sama is overworked...

Hmm, the judge is looking slightly different today. It's probably just her new haircut, yes. I doubt anything strange is going on.

>>44090056
I cant take a moral fag bitch who takes bribes very seriously. In fact, i cast judgement upon! Correction is needed ...

>>44406660
She is just an office worker and it's perfectly legal to pay for your crimes.

Do you prefer flat Eiki or busty Eiki?
I prefer big boobs myself, the contrast between the Yama being this strict, puritanical person and her having a lewd, sex craving body is too appealing.

>>44407329
Tallflat Eiki

>>44406660
Sounds like typical tengu lies.

>>44407329
Busty.

>>44407329
All of them.
Eiki is a sex symbol.

>>44237823
she's black and white
so one half would fuck dogs and the other would be a queen n shit

>>44406660
>he doesn't know
*pushes up glasses*
Actually, when someone crosses the Sanzu River after passing away, the money they own doesn't carry over from the wealth they amassed during life. Instead, it correlates with the good relationships they had with other people (in CoLA, Reimu warns Marisa that she will have it rough because of how much and how often she steals from others). If Eiki is passing judgement on a person who can afford that sum, that means it is a really, REALLY good one deserving of that special treatment.
Remember: Eiki-sama can flawlessly tell good and evil apart!
>>44407575
My nigger.

>>44407575
>>44407661
>>44409297
Tall flat Eiki but she's hiding her massive milkers with chest bindings.

>>44407329
Flat. Short.

> this strict, puritanical person and her having a lewd, sex craving body
We already have one of those.

>>44409440
Kasen is a fake prude, who puts on the facade of being pure while pulling tricks in the alley for 200 yen a pop.
Eiki is pure lewd, who despite her morals accidentally ends up being lewd in an innocent manner. She's the type of girl who would lecture someone who was lying down without realizing that they can see her voluptuous ass and cute white panties.
And short is just plain non-canon.

>>44409440
The sex-crazed youkai isn't puritanical and merely self-righteous, instead of being disciplined and pure.

>>44409480
>Kasen is something something fanon
>Eiki is something something fanon
>And short is just plain non-canon.
I see.

>>44409573
Kasen's character is heavily defined by the overarching deceit of it all. Her hermetic lifestyle is a mask she uses to conceal her true intentions, and her lack of deep understanding of said lifestyle points to an element of hypocrisy, even. Despite being a member of a race who is truthful to a fault, she exists as this two-faced oni trapped between her true and manufactured identity.
Eiki, in contrast, presents herself more earnestly than any other hu, and is saintly to a fault. Her only real flaw, if any, is that she cares for the well being of others too much and this manifests as lectures. She is about as honest and earnest in her intentions as they come, and there's nothing to suggest that she believes in anything less than the absolute sanctity and just nature of her organization. My prior post, though exaggerated, was not as far from canonical interpretation as one may think.
Also ZUN confirmed tall Eiki.

>>44409880
>Despite being a member of a race who is truthful to a fault
That's a funny one. The idea that oni are honest creatures is the greatest lie of all.

>>44409880
I'm not interesting in arguing with someone who cites canon and fanon in the same breath. Pick a lane or get off the road.

>>44409948
You WILL get stuck behind his tractor taking both lanes and barely hitting 30mph
And you WILL enjoy it

"So you can determine if someone’s guilty or not without having to think about it?"
"Of course. As a yama, I never need to deliberate."
"Huh? Weren’t you just deliberating if you wanted cake or cooki— Kyan!"

I want to creampie Kutaka.

>>44409880
it's not her fault she nags so much at everyone. as a representation of bodhisattva ksitigarbha, she upholds the vow of emptying hell from all souls. until then she's stuck in Hell Management (heh) for one zillion years, where she may finally have her ultra dimensional retirement.
please, forfeit all earthly attachments, for eiki's sake!

>>44400147
Oh, no!

>>44414890
You're talking about my dinner, bro.

>>44090081
Yes.

>>44090056
Is this artist a girl or man?

>>44442151
Me on the left

>>44442151
Homosexuality is a sin.

>>44442934
Nothing homosexual about kissing a homie.

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