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4433331 No.4433331 [Reply] [Original]

I wish real girls were more like Yuugi.

>> No.4433340

but they are if you give them enough alcohol

>> No.4433341

Forehead horns are weird and creepy.

>> No.4433359

There are a lot of real girls like her.

They just don't have the 2D filter applied so they're ugly.

>> No.4433364

>>4433341
And they make receiving head awkward and possibly deadly.

>> No.4433381
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Long ago I partied a lot, and for a while, felt quite taken with, with a woman who was of my age, physically strong, looked decent, drank, partied and fought like a man, and generally seemed like a bro with benefits.

Then I found out she was the single mom of 5 children. At the age of 24. Real world bromen are bad news.

>> No.4433396

>>4433364
Just stick a cork on it.

The first time I tried to write that, I typed "cock" rather than "cork" (Koishi approved).

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>> No.4433402

>>4433364
>implying Yuugi would stoop so low as to fellate a pitiful human male


>>4433381

Pump and dump, bro, pump and dump. Enjoy women like that when you're still single but understand that you can't have a stable life with them.

>> No.4433405

>>4433364
She'd just have to do it perpendicular to someone.

>> No.4433409

>>4433381
Normalfag leave this place

>> No.4433414

>>4433381
Bad news because she was a MILF? Pardonnez-moi, but you're a tard.

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>>4433331

Let me check back with you once I've developed my fourth brick.

>>4433359

>They just don't have the 2D filter applied so they're ugly.

So is Yuugi, from a human viewpoint.
She just has an inner beauty that transcends species.

>> No.4433420

>>4433396
Might work. I'd still prefer side horns though, that way you can use them as handlebars.

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4433433

Not so good.

>> No.4433442

>>4433381
Hey I knew a single mom who was 24 and I would have banged her silly in an ideal world, you shouldn't forgo a relationship with someone you feel compatible with just because they have....

5 kids?

Dodged a bullet there bro.

>> No.4433443

>>4433414

Pardonnez-moi, but you're a fucking retard.

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>>4433433

Horribly lacking in build and would need a lot of makeup work to get the rugged facial structure right. Good work on the manacles and decent work on attaching the horn, though.

>>4433431

Let's not go there.

>> No.4433527

Much like Keine, I would be very honored to be impaled with her horn.

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>>4433527

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>>4433557

Bring it on.

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I prefer pedophile Yuugi. Women with plenty of sexual experience bringing kids into adulthood is my fetish.

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?j0qjznnyznd

>> No.4433657

>>4433637
/ss/ Yuugi, glorious.

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>>4433637

>Women with plenty of sexual experience bringing kids into adulthood is my fetish.

Hmm... you make it sound rather like an epic occurance of homeric proportions with a heavy luggage of age-old tradition.
But for Yuugi, it's probably more like "fresh meat".

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>> No.4433804

I'd like her more if the horn wasn't red with a star painted on

it looks really tacky

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yuugi's chest is a miracle of the universe

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I'd her horn.

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>>4433752
Whatever works for her. As long as she puts it into her mouth and doesn't chew on it or bite it off.

>> No.4433838

Sugoi party hat onee-chan

>> No.4433840

>>4433804
Talk to ZUN.

>> No.4433844

>>4433637
Thank you anon, thank you.

>> No.4433860

you get raped endlessly by yuugi and suika, but you'll die happy.

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>>4433804

Just ZUN's style. Realistically, the horn would probably be quite rough and veiny, and quite a bit longer - roughly the height of her head.

Can't see any reason it couldn't be decorated, though. She does wear nail polish, so it isn't much of a leap.

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>> No.4433946

>>4433870

She probably puts nail polish on her horn.

>> No.4433964

So good.

>> No.4433962

>>4433331
drunk? but thats how girls normally are on a friday/saturday night.

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>>4433907

Whoa.

Sure, the horn looks a bit like a carrot in that one. But I can live with that.

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>>4434151

Tiny Yuugi?

>> No.4434262

Might the horn be a problem with a bj? Just wondering.
Headline: Man found with 54 stab wounds in chest, but smiling. More at 11.

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>>4433804
That's probably just flavor of the month.
Just like people get tattoos or dye their hair.

It could be worse (next post)

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>>4434300
ZUN could have given her a ribbon like Suika's/Keine's.

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>>4434320

Wait, hold on... that thing on the clothes rack, is that a garage light?

Come to think of it, what sort of place does Yuugi live in anyway? You only ever see the rooftops of Former Hell in the game.

>> No.4434397

>>4434320
>>4434365
That's not a mirror it's two oni having a stand off in a tight doorway.

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>>4434397

Rather calm for a standoff...

>> No.4436061

moar

>> No.4436869

fuckin moar

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