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Summer is still going on.

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>> No.44300859
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44300859

Early post for lilims!

>> No.44300864

>>44300834
Happiness is waking up to your waifu and smiling because she brings so much joy to your life and watching her smile at you for the same reason.

>> No.44300871

>>44300859
the lim of rock paper scissors...

>> No.44300873
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For a good thread.

>> No.44300877

>>44300871
Wurm's rock always wins.

>> No.44300881
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>>44300864
I forgot my image for the new thread =(

>> No.44300886

Reminder to watch for rolling wurms while mining

>> No.44300889

Post wide wurms

>> No.44300892
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>>44300873
i can dig it

>> No.44300897
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>>44300859
The fate of all Lilimfags.

>> No.44300900

Wurms
>can't fly
>a cope dragon
>fandom railroaded slow, smooth brain
>basically a lamia, but bigger and dumber
>somehow one of the most popular mamono
I dun get it.

>> No.44300908

>>44300900
big love

>> No.44300911

>>44300889
You just want the wide one LN drew, don't you? (I don't feel like looking for it)
>>44300900
Cute dummies and not stuck up tsunderes like normal Dragons.

>> No.44300919

>>44300911
Yes, I love LNs wide faces
and also chubby monsters

>> No.44300920

>>44300900
>>basically a lamia, but bigger
That's the best part!

>> No.44300926

I just want to get my wurm some fish tank gravel, and she is just the happiest wurm ever when she eats it.

>> No.44300931

>>44300873
Oh no! some one must have poisoned miss Kiki with a mind control toxin! we must subdue the poor girl and hunt down this ruffian for daring to corrupt her like this

>> No.44300945

>>44300900
Have you ever watched a Godzilla movie and thought "I want to fuck that"?

>> No.44300949

>>44300900
big & friendly. strong but caring/nurturing.
a good girl, one might say.

>> No.44300955

>>44300945
No. The godzilla movies in my memory are the old japanese ones with a guy in a suit.

>> No.44300958
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>>44300911
>>44300919
Here you go. I'm not a huge dragon fan, but I do appreciate that Miss Wurm is usually portrayed as a good person who just likes you for you. She's nice! In real life you'd be fucking ecstatic to have a nice girl like her.

>> No.44300969
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>>44300864
Yes. yes it is.

>> No.44300971

>can't shop at the kikimart anymore
where am I gonna get my favourite brand of coconut cream peanuts now :(

>> No.44300975
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>> No.44300982

>>44300958
>Work at a construction lot
>Do a lot of digging
>A LOT of digging
>Whole piles of rocks, ceramics, shale, dirt etc.
>Every lunch time without fail see this poking over the wall
>Slowly rises, like she were on a lift
>Give her a trowel of rocks
>Says thank you
>Slowly lowers herself back down

She is cute, I might adopt her

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>>44300889

>> No.44300987

>Ready for mershark wife
>Stick dick into the water
>get brutally sucked by merpiranha
>full tooth Blowjob

>> No.44300996

>>44300971
>can't shop at the kikimart anymore
why not?

>> No.44300997

>>44300987
i thought most of the msgk piranha were freshwater

>> No.44301002

>>44300996
They keep on autistically malding about any single guy trying to do any shopping.

>> No.44301004
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>>44300969
I wouldn't last 5 seconds in the LateNightverse. His girls are too fucking soft and cute.

>> No.44301005

anyone got the most up to date MGC eats screen cap?

>> No.44301011

Mershark has moved into my tiny koi pond in my back garden. What do I do?

>> No.44301012
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>>44301004

>> No.44301025

>>44300971
Order online from that one Shog site.
>>44300997
Anon could technically have found a Mershark wife in a river, but he chose a wrong one.

>> No.44301026

>>44301011
Keep splooging into the water. At some point it is too dirty to stay and she will leave.

>> No.44301032

>>44301011
Spit in the water to show your disgust for her.

>> No.44301036
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I need some fat turtle ass in my face

>> No.44301037

>>44301002
I just wanted to get some groceries on the way back home :(

>> No.44301044

>>44301011
Expand your pond, she must be unconformable in a small pool of water.

>> No.44301054

>>44301002
>>44301037
its not fair, kikimart always has the best stuff

>> No.44301062

>>44301025
those sites are always suspect

>> No.44301064

>Get a free Kiki from a shady site
>Get hellwan dressed as a maid
>Call her out
>She pretends I'm being foolish and dumb
>Instantly changes the topic on how I feel about being topped every morning without warning and likely when I'm still asleep.

>> No.44301066

>>44301026
>>44301032
When I leant my face down to the pond, she tried to kiss me. Thankfully, I dodged out the way. Don't want to imagine what will happen if I get my dick out

>>44301044
She's taking care of that for me. She's annexed my hose and is meandering the pond towards my house. I fear for my virginity in 3-5 weeks time.

>> No.44301078

>>44301066
Show her your favorite anime she might think you're cringey and leave.

>> No.44301082

Let's fucking good
Kiki Good too/

>> No.44301088

>>44301066
Pour cornflour into the pond.

>> No.44301093

>>44301025
>>44301062
>order some kidney beans form shogsite
>they're purple
>empty can gets upset when you try to throw it out
sigh... guess I'll go to the nuki store...

>> No.44301094

>>44301066
Y'know, it's rare a mamono is willing to spend that long getting to know you before the marriage. You should get a lawn chair, get out there with some coffee, and get to know this woman. Maybe losing your V-card won't be so scary if you and her have built up a rapport and some trust?

>> No.44301101

>>44301066
Just tell her she's scary and cry a bit

>> No.44301113
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>>44301004
The LateNightverse is a very nice place though so that's not the worst fate.

>> No.44301114

>>44301066
Sounds like you have a new roommate anon, I'm sure she means you no harm.

>> No.44301116

tell me more about kikimart anons

>> No.44301126

>>44301088
She ate the cornflour, and asked if there was anything else she could eat. I'm impressed that she hasn't eaten any of the fish yet, maybe because they're mine? Idk

>>44301094
>>44301078
>>44301114
Well, I asked her and she said she was a migratory mershark. I have no idea what it means, but apparently she got a harpy to drop her into the pond, and now can't leave. I've got a little tent nearby now with a minifridge and a TV for her to watch some shit (they've only got cable under the sea).

>> No.44301127

>>44301064
>kiki but the dog part is hellhound and the bird part is jubjub
echidnas get some neat daughters

>> No.44301136

>>44301116
>go in
>Kiki runs up to me
>Hugs me tightly
>legally we are married now

>> No.44301142

>>44301136
them's the rules

>> No.44301159

>Go to kikimart just to get something to survive off of over the weekend
>clerk asks where my kiki is
>say I don't have one
>clerk is shocked and tried to drag me to the cafeteria section to find me a kiki
>say I don't want a kiki
>whole building goes silent

>> No.44301166

>>44301159
Should have lied

>> No.44301168

I would recommend Nuremart. Of course you have to remember not to smile at the employees, no matter how cheerful and nice they are. Mostly a normal grocery store otherwise

>> No.44301173

>>44301136
>side step the hug
>kiki makes a pitiful sound as she hugs air
>heh dumb bird
>get bonked on the head with a broom by security kiki
>kiki hugs your unconscious body
>still legal

>> No.44301175

defeat kiki by having a house and bank account too small for one

>> No.44301185
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>>44301113
Monsters know human boys have no defense against care and affection based attacks. It's so unfair...

>> No.44301196
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>>44301064
I am fine with unaccredited discount maid services so long as she can at least cook my eggs like I like them, not sloppy and slimy, make a good cup of espresso and I am fine with surprise rape in the morning, but she better have that espresso ready after I take my morning piss. The maid duties don't have to be perfect, just acceptable is fine.

>> No.44301198

>>44301175
>tv program where a kiki is shown the average male apartment
>reactions vary from fainting to screaming and vomitting

>> No.44301200

>>44301175
Lucky for you she works for spirit energy.

>> No.44301202

>go to unagi joros' wholesale and sundries
>wet floor signs everywhere

>> No.44301216

>>44301200
that doesn't sound healthy, how am I meant to pay her with that?

>> No.44301219

>>44300975
>bogey dragon
The liches are at it again. And I approve

>> No.44301228

>>44301216
Don't worry she'll come by every night to collect her wages. If you'd rather she can also do it in the morning. She's very flexible.

>> No.44301229

>>44301198
>kiki host interviews anon about his small apartment
>instead of sadness, anon proudly proclaims that he worked hard for such a nice home and is happy
>camera crew have to pull kiki host off set as she screams "I CAN FIX HIM!"

>> No.44301232

I just thought of an important question about the Kikimart and I don't know how to answer. Should you return your shopping cart or let a Kiki handle it?

>> No.44301235

>>44301127
gonna hold on to this for the next time any of the art folks ask for requests

>> No.44301244
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>>44301185
There isn't much you can equip that helps you either. In addition, the loneliness and touch-starved status ailment add a multiplier to care and affection damage taken

>> No.44301258

>>44301232
>spoiler
if the answer isn't obvious your an uncivilised savage that deserves a complete flayer rewrite

>> No.44301266

>>44301202
>Every single time you trip and fall, you always land on a unagi joro, no matter how unlikely the circumstance.

>> No.44301278

>>44301232
do remember the usual type of shoppers at kikimarts

>> No.44301286
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>>44300851

>> No.44301292

>>44300975
I would love bogey variants

>> No.44301295

>>44301054
>kikis won't let you buy the good brand of kitchen sponge
damn dogs, I've got dishes to wash and surfaces to wipe

>> No.44301301

>>44301232
>Return your cart
>Kiki praises me
felt good not gonna lie.

>> No.44301312

>>44301232
If there is a Kiki present (which is almost always) you should notify her and she will happily take it from you. Otherwise you absolutely must return it. If you don't you will give you a very stern lecture upon your next visit.

>> No.44301318

>>44301116
what I want to know is what does the logo look like?

>> No.44301323

>>44301258
I know returning the cart is the right thing, but I really don't want to deal with a persistent Kikimora.

>> No.44301329

>>44301266
how many times must a man slam his face into eel titties before his will is broken?

>> No.44301337

damnit all this shopping talk is making me hungry

>> No.44301348
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>>44301329
As many as it takes, obviously.

>> No.44301350

>"I am anon..."
>"And I am unfixable..."
>security winces and start sweating

>> No.44301356

how will ShogCorp cope with rising popularity of the humble homegrown kilimart brand?

>> No.44301364

>>44301244
I've heard high apathy stats can help, but the damage multiplier when you get armor broken is brutal. Pretty much instant marriage to the first monster that manages it.

>> No.44301365

>>44301356
same day delivery

>> No.44301389
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>> No.44301399

>>44301365
but I don't want to be driven insane with the total unraveling of space and time whenever I want to make coleslaw

>> No.44301404

>>44301399
should read the fine print before you place the order then

>> No.44301408

Anarchist kikimora

>> No.44301412

>>44301364
Having high apathy can only do so much, though. It has pretty severe diminishing returns. Even if you manage to hang in there after the armor break, you'll likely be at single digit hp and at that point even the weakest affection attack will make you lose. Apathy's armor does heal itself if you can manage not to take any damage long enough so there's that at least.

>> No.44301434

>>44301408
>rebellious Kiki says she doesn't want to be a maid
>she'll be her own woman, maybe become an astronaut, open her own business or even become mayor!
>accidently calls her childhood friend master

>> No.44301436
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>> No.44301445

>>44301434
>No gods! No mastahs!
>E-except my mastah...

>> No.44301452

>>44301004
>I wouldn't last 5 seconds in the LateNightverse
Same but for the Navverse, for slightly different reasons. I'd see something like a pear shaped Tsurara-Onna going commando in that mini-kimono and doing high kicks, and it would be over.

>> No.44301473
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>>44301408
>Hack the planet! Bring down the net!

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>> No.44301490

>Anarchist Kiki's master spills something and asks her to clean
>"Clean it yourself!" is what she wants to say
>But she just can't no matter how much she tries.
>Just ends up cleaning it herself.

>> No.44301496

>>44301452
I think I could theoretically resist the horniest advances in the world for an infinite period of time, but the moment a monster started messing with my ears or pulled me into her chest and stroked my hair I'd fucking disintegrate.
>>44301412
It's unfortunate monsters are so fast too. How's a guy supposed to ever catch a break.

>> No.44301504

>>44301408
>>44301434
>>44301473
>room is completely emaculate

>> No.44301507

>>44301116
Me get kiki me get servant
Me get wife
Me get happy
Take kiki free. Happy happy kiki take it.

>> No.44301509

>>44301490
>>44301504

>Anarchy-ki comes back from the shop
>But she places the meat on the vegetable shelf!
>NO GODS, NO MASTAHS.

>> No.44301516
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Despite making up 13% of the population, foxes are responsible for 50% of all rapes in MGC.

>> No.44301522

>>44301504
being against the order of things is no excuse for being a slob

>> No.44301530
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Praise the Lord!

>> No.44301541

>>44301496
The armor apathy gives is susceptible to small acts of affection, love and care over a long period of time too. So if you got kissed on the forehead or cheek at least once per day you would eventually lose.

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>> No.44301573

>>44301516
I keep telling people, you can't trust those damn foxes. They lull you into a false sense of security with those cute faces of theirs and take advantage of you. The other day I saw a guy get lured into a dark alley by a fox girl, poor fuck never stood a chance.

>> No.44301592
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Flatto Catto

>> No.44301629
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AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEE I WAS TRYING TO SUMMON A DEMON BUT THIS HOLY WHORE FLEW IN, DESTROYED MY CIRCLE, AND IS SAYING SHES GONNA PUNISH ME! LILIM-SAMA SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE!

>> No.44301638
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>>44301629
Just give her something sweet and she'll go away.

>> No.44301654

>>44301629
you know what they say, the bigger the halo, the _

>> No.44301669

>>44301592
Good for her I love flat chests too

>> No.44301687

>>44301592
Non, give milky gatto. Jinko's Milkys too.

>> No.44301691
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44301691

>>44301592
some goats can produce around 2 gallons of milk per day

>> No.44301701

>>44301691
I want in the bag NOW

>> No.44301708

>>44301701
It's full of coal right now

>> No.44301722

>>44301708
Don't care. I'll bring a pillow or two with me.

>> No.44301731

>>44301691
Man, in addition to the sound of hooves, you can probably hear the jangle of chains as she approaches.

>> No.44301740

>>44301691
Good cheese.

>> No.44301741

>>44301691
Sad krampus tries branching out into other holidays

>> No.44301751

>>44301691
I'VE GOT YOU NOW ANON
'Huh?'
WICKETY WACK GET IN THE SACK

>> No.44301755
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>>44300851
Neigh

>> No.44301781
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>>44301755
I'm sorry miss, but I'll only take authentic horse girls.

>> No.44301794

>>44301741
BOYS AND GIRLS OF EVERY AGE

>> No.44301799
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Built for hugs

>> No.44301816

>>44301687
>Jinko's Milkys too.
https://files.catbox.moe/s5etr0.jpg
I think I'd get addicted.

>> No.44301861

Not involved, but I enjoyed reading the stat back and forth,

>> No.44301877
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>> No.44301888
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>>44301654
Bigger the what, anon?

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>>44301781
BUT BUT BUT

>> No.44301896

>>44301888
She looks like she's very protective of the young cleric she's been assigned to watch over and protect.

>> No.44301932

>>44301687
F
Drinking from the sink, slurp slurp jibkp good hope.

>> No.44301935
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>>44301894
The only butts we accept around here are horse butts.

>> No.44301944

>>44301932
Sorry meant for you. >>44301816

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>>44301629
I choose chaos.

>> No.44301972 [SPOILER] 
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>>44301894
I'm sorry, but...

>> No.44302002

To be truly happy, is to be blissfully ignorant of the machinations and intricate web weaving of the powerful monsters (femcels)

>> No.44302015
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Desolate ruins
A thief stalks through the mist
Driven by a lust
She just cannot resist

>> No.44302017

Beware of cougar girls if you go out alone to a bar. They're always on the lookout for any young men

>> No.44302045

>>44302015
I bet she goes "Gakakaka~" when she laughs.

>> No.44302046

i want wendy

>> No.44302069

>>44302046
too bad, you get mikeonid

>> No.44302071

>>44302046
I'm sorry sir but this is a Mondonalds. Wendy's is down the road on the left.

>> No.44302075

>>44301691
>leave milk and cookies out for Santa
>awoken in the middle of the night to the sound of rustling in the living room
>sneak down
>see a krampus eating the cookies you left
>she finishes the glass of milk you left for her
>looks at the rest of the cookies
>whips out one of her breasts
>refills the glass
>ears twitch
>head whips around with a mouthful of her own milk, breast leaking all over your carpet
>bagged and dragged, forced to drain her while she drains you

>> No.44302092

how to remove marked for nursing handjob debuff?

>> No.44302100

>>44302092
I thought that's a buff.

>> No.44302110

>>44302092
Tackle the hag that marked you and put your head under her chin, squeeze real tight

>> No.44302113

>>44302100
Idk what it is. It just appeared on me. Like a rash that won't go away. The fact that it is visible to everyone as I walk down the street is not very comforting.

>> No.44302124

i like that mana markers are repurposed magical artillery markers

>> No.44302134

>>44302110
Uh, anon I don't think that will help him.

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>> No.44302166

>>44302124
who cares about mge.

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>> No.44302181

Chesh that goes around sticking "rape me" signs to people's backs.

>> No.44302186

>>44302166
Your mom does. She's always telling me,
>"My dipshit son is going to alp one day, I just know it. It's the only way I'm ever going to get any grandkids, so I just hope it happens soon."
Gambatte, Anon! I believe in you!

>> No.44302196

>>44302181
>except for anon. his says "tom" for some reason

>> No.44302209
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>>44302092
Get more status effects, the previous debuff will slide off, eventually.
>Leglocked
-4 AGL
>Enfluffed
>-2END +2 Affinity to beast girls
>Licked
+1CHR
>Semen Drained
>-3 STA
>Kissed
Can't use spells unless you have silent casting

>> No.44302212
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>>44302196
What do Catgirls do when they meet, like, an actual Thomas? Is it a giddy, flirty kinda thing? Or do they just hate it when their standard line to tease a guy doesn't work?

>> No.44302214

>>44302181
>Chesh goes around sticking fake mana markers on people
>They do nothing. Literally nothing
>But they don't need to know that
>Scopes out her targets, finds out their preference etc.
>Sticks an appropriate marker on them
>"Oh no anon! You've totally been marked for that kobold you didn't have the guts to ask out! Guess you better pick a kobold you like, hmm? Ain't I a stinker?"

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>> No.44302286
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>>44302209
what's the "wedlock" effect do?

>> No.44302295

What monsters can be pacified with a tub of ice cream?

>> No.44302305
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>>44302295
Emotional eaters, probably? I bet a big bowl of ice cream and a cuddle would get Miss Banshee to stop playing dirges late into the night.

>> No.44302319

>>44302286
+1 to standard skills if the giver of the effect is in your party.

>> No.44302322

>>44302305
>>44302295
I like rape and passionate lovemaking as much as the next anon, but there is something to be said about curling up on the couch with your mg wife of a few years and devouring a tub of ice cream together while you watch trash.

>> No.44302323
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>He thinks he's an adult

>> No.44302327 [SPOILER] 
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>>44302295

>> No.44302337

>>44302327
corn flaboured ice creamb

>> No.44302339

>>44302327
fat fuck

>> No.44302343

>>44302327
A single tub? Please. She'll need 5 at the LEAST

>> No.44302344
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>>44302295
Foxes.

>> No.44302354
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>>44302339
Oh, please, that Greenworm has not yet BEGUN to eat. THIS is a proper Greenworm.

>> No.44302358
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>>44302295

>> No.44302359

>>44302354
Obese

>> No.44302363

>>44302343
a single bathtub

>> No.44302364

Local man absolutely terrorizes Anubi population in MGC by invention fake "Day of No Schedules" holiday, tricking them all into thinking it's legit and making them depressed for a full 24 hours. He's still at large as of now despite extensive manhunts and investigations.

>> No.44302369

>>44302358
A tub for each mouth, a claw around your shoulder, cuddled up watching TV while she talks over the show the entire time

>> No.44302374

>>44302364
inventing*
Fuck!

>> No.44302375

>>44302354
Uuuhhh isn't she a little... you know... big? for a greenworm? Shouldn't she be a papillion by now?

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>> No.44302402

>>44302375
It's perfectly normal for her to also pick up smoking.

>> No.44302427

>>44302378
i do like a secretarybird

>> No.44302435
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>> No.44302437

>>44302327
>Orange-flavor, please.

>> No.44302446
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>>44302364
I hope you like your head being sandwiched between jackal thighs because that's the only thing on your schedule for the forseeable futute.

>> No.44302448

>>44302435
This elf could be my great great great grandmother if we go by years

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>> No.44302460

>>44302448
She wasn't lying when she said she was 17. It's not her fault humans measure age in years instead of centuries.

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>>44302460
That only makes it better.

>> No.44302502

>Ended up on cute human compilation #18
This is why we dont let monsters and ESPECIALLY dont let hags have smartphones

>> No.44302514
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>>44302323
>not hanging out with young mamono who won't question your adulthood

>> No.44302523
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>> No.44302533
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>>44302327
>>44302354
Funny how I was just thinking about Greenworms a second ago.

>> No.44302545

>>44302402
>You are visiting the village fair
>A huge crowd mills around a tattered tent near the edges
>"Behold yon wondrous wonderworm! A creature of mystic mien hailing from distant shores! Mere one copper piece doth it require for thine possession!"
>The crier does a good job of attracting curious passerby and you find yourself shoving past others to see this beast
>You give the tanuki at the entrance a copper piece and go inside
>The interior is dark but you can make a huge shape
>A very big worm woman is placidly chewing lettuce in the middle of the tent
>She has what looks like splotches of teal paint on her body, and a smoking pipe lays at her feet
>It seems it was never lit, but there are what look like tabacco bits on the worm's cheeks
>You and the other people who walked in with you exchange looks
>One finally pipes up
>"Isn't this a, uh, greenw-"
>A muscled arm pushes through a hole in the tent's canvas and drags him out
>The minotaur responsible pokes her head in and glares at the rest, as if daring them to comment
>You quickly shuffle out
>The worm waves you off and mimes a lewd gesture with a carrot
Reminder never to visit strange tents in the village fair

>> No.44302554

>>44302533
>already stole a bite
>hat on butt
cute worm, thanks anon

>> No.44302571

which mgs require a viewer discretion is advices warning?

>> No.44302595
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>>44302571

>> No.44302599

>>44302571
Beelzebub.

>> No.44302606

>>44302359
*BBW

>> No.44302634
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>>44302571
Miss Nacho, because she's still single and not handling it well. So, she uses a lot of extremely vulgar language to describe that BLEEPING BLEEP BLEEEEEEP BLEEP Anon and what he can do with his stupid BLEEPING BLEEP BLEEP useless ass BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP and can go fuck himself.

>> No.44302642

>>44302502
Such classic clips as
>Anon eating a sub
>Anon fumbling in his pockets for his keys
>Anon drinking a carton of milk
>Anon getting gangraped by minotaurs
>Anon stubbing his toe

>> No.44302653

>>44302502
better that than the momonika liveleaks

>> No.44302656

I hope he comes back

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>>44302642
>Anon getting gangraped by minotaurs
Honestly, it's more his fault for wandering into cow town wearing that color of shirt.

>> No.44302673

>>44302658
It was surprising that there was a monster with her hands free long enough to record him

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>> No.44302697

>>44302295
Introducing monster flavoured ice creams like
>Alraune mint
>Sea slime sea salt
>Ectocooler
>Grape snake grape

>> No.44302704

>>44302697
>Sea Bishop Surprise
What flavor could it be

>> No.44302707

>>44302673
It wasn't a mini recording anon, it was their bicorn buddy

>> No.44302709
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>>44302697
I want Ushi-Oni ice cream. Made from REAL SPIDER MILK.

>> No.44302715

>>44302709
it's tensile strength is much higher than regular milk

>> No.44302719

>>44302709
I bet you can taste the rape from it

>> No.44302720

>>44302634
>nav nacho
Many of my weaknesses.

>> No.44302721

>>44302697
>Hinezumi cinnamon
>Mint choc ushi
>Cupid eton mess
>High orc sweat

>> No.44302722

I finished journey of the magi and the ending is really bittersweet man...I hope one day we can get monster waifus

>> No.44302753
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fugg the slug

>> No.44302773
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>>44302673
autonomous magitech camera has got to be pretty high on a monsters priority list

>> No.44302774

>>44302697
Hellhound Peanut Butter and Choco Icecream.

>> No.44302780

>>44302773
The rape found footage genre is blooming in mgc

>> No.44302782

>>44302697
>grab a six pack of ShogLite at the supermarket to try it out
>as soon as I checkout, I get a strong taste of grape in my mouth
>drive home tasting of grape, tar, and my childhood dreams
>when I get one can from the pack and open it, it just tastes like water
>I call customer service to complain but the shog at the other end of the line just chuckles
>explains that ShogLite is a drink in a non-euclidean timeline and its effects may not be experienced linearly
>looking up reviews online some customers have reported tasting ShogLite weeks before they bought some and some years later
Last time I buy one of these bullshit mamono products I swear

>> No.44302788

>>44302753
Okay I will!

>> No.44302790

>>44302782
I bought one of those and my bed ended up raping me, and I couldn't get a refund either. Fucking shogs

>> No.44302791

I accidentally boarded the train going home from work during Hag hour. There was nowhere to sit so now I'm forced to sit in the lap of a Bogie hag while her giant tits break my neck. At least it'll end when I reach the next stop and go back to my neighborhood...

>> No.44302794

>>44302753
okay but ms tritonia though

>> No.44302799

>>44302634
Gonna turn nacho into the biggest bitch by never breeding her in spider form.
Gonna embarrass her in front of all her abyssal friends by lewding her in my human form on front of them.

>> No.44302803
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>> No.44302806

>>44302803
Bogies are quickly becoming top 10 girls for me.

>> No.44302810

This conversation has made me hungry. Any good food/cooking related stories or pics?

>> No.44302812

>>44302806
whoaa

>> No.44302817

>>44302782
>>44302790
I grabbed a carton of SabbathUp! Cunny Flavor by accident and was teleported to some goat girl's bedroom. Now I have a wife I have to drive to school every day.

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>> No.44302823

>>44302502
>End up in a sad human compilation video
>Just a video with somber music and human men looking despondent mostly.
>Tons of mindflayers and bogeys in the comments

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>> No.44302826

>>44302773
>monsters turn fucking into a bastardized version of a speed running community
>entire websites dedicated to showing off their skill, getting advice, discussing technique, and of course, telling other monsters they fuck better
>some keep records of how fast they can make their husband cum, or how many loads they can get out of him in one sitting
>pass by the door to your office one day
>holst wife is on the hellhound forum taking notes from the thread about how to man handle your husband
>no good can come from this

>> No.44302836

>>44302803
Miss Bogie has no nipples or areola. I can't imagine how horrible it'd be not be able to produce milk for your own child...

>> No.44302839

>>44302791
why sit when instead you could be molesting a meek OL jinko approximately 1.5x-2x your size up against the glass?

>> No.44302841
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>>44302806
>Bogies are quickly becoming top 10 girls for me.
Surely they're in the #1 spot, right?

>> No.44302853
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>gathered together for an official event
>It's the annual dormouse hunt into wonderland
>Each cait sith has her little retinues of loyal cats
>The sith that brings the most mice back gets Bastet's favor for the year
>Cheshires are wildcards on which side they help
>afterwards everyone gets to lick the dormice because they taste good
>some of the mice are covered in cat tongue for days at a time
>then they are squeezed so the kingdom has good tea for the year.

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>> No.44302860

>>44302841
Bogies, not bogeys.

I'm still partial to lamias and kikis and stuff. But bogies are climbing the ranks.

>>44302812
I want to piss off the SBI by having porn folders on my computer labeled CP, and when they go through it to see if I'm onii-chan material from their SBI van they use to tap into people's computers, they're misled because the CP stands for clown porn. I can just imagine the little, high-pitched fits of rage coming from inside the van.

>> No.44302870

>>44302858
warhammer is the perfect setting for monster girls.

>> No.44302871

>>44302841
>tfw you have a different monster girl as your #1 but you're also prime, without question, 100% certified bogey bait.
Dodging all those bogeys isn't going to be easy...

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>>44302860
>Bogies, not bogeys.
The question still stands.

>> No.44302887

>>44302871
Just get a mana marker bro (just make sure it’s not a counterfeit from some danuki that a bogey paid off)

>> No.44302895

>>44302887
That would surprisingly sneaky of a bogey to do. I always figured they would be more straightforward

>> No.44302900
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You now have toxoplasmosis/

>> No.44302907

>>44302900
That's not a cait.

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>>44302871
>tfw you have a different monster girl as your #1 but you're also prime, without question, 100% certified bogey bait.
I feel you. I love my Ushi-Onis, but Bogeys are really making me question if they're my favorites.

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>>44302870

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>> No.44302931

>>44301691
How would a Krampus react to suddenly being hugged before she could bag you?

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>>44302794
A good choice!

>> No.44302957
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44302957

>See something you like?

>> No.44303007
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>>44302916
Whatevs, more cow spiders for me, then.

>> No.44303012

>>44302916
Maybe you'll be the one to encounter the dreaded Ushi-Bogey

>> No.44303043

>>44302957
>Give me your brush!

>> No.44303056
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>> No.44303065

>>44302803
>It's silly to go alone, take this.

>> No.44303074

>Knock at the door
>It's a bogey
>close the door before she's able to grab me
>look through the peephole a few hours later
>Still there
Help

>> No.44303095

>>44303012
>Ushi-Bogey
Please no. I can barely handle a regular Ushi.

>> No.44303100

>>44302956
!

>> No.44303108

>>44302957
>Yea I really like your ears

>> No.44303136

>>44302883
Not quite number one. Unless she can figure out a way to vore me like Sandworm-chan, at best she'll make the #2 spot. But as for right now, probably #5 or #6.
Sorry, I know that's probably not the answer you were looking for.

>> No.44303155

>>44303074
Open the door anon, she just wants to get to know you. What's the worse that can happen?

>> No.44303157

mg when Gymnopedie no.1 starts playing

>> No.44303181

>>44302858
Tzeentch-chan obviously its not even a competition

>> No.44303203

>>44303181
I dunno, post brawl lovenest cuddles do sound tempting.

>> No.44303211
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>> No.44303235

>>44303155
There's nothing to know! I'm just some nondescript wagie!

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>> No.44303258

>>44303157
or mg when Clair de Lune starts playing.

>> No.44303415

>>44301741
Obon starts tomorrow, but it's more for the dead and undead.

>> No.44303416
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ded hours

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>> No.44303477
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Office cows are so useful
>Thirsty?
>Drink her milk
>Stressed out?
>Fuck her tits
>REALLY stressed out
>Fuck her mouth + free handlebars
>Cold?
>Cuddle her to warm up
>Need expertise on system to tag cattle keeping track of them and their milking cycle?
>She’s an expert

>> No.44303482
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>Dear diary, the tail was fat.

>> No.44303514

>>44303477
Top tier tomboy cow

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>>44303416
May I offer you a Kejourou in these trying times?

>> No.44303538
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>>44303477
get back to work office cow, stop shitposting on company time

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>>44303538
>Shut up you hag, i'm going on break to fish with my beautiful child. You just sit in your office and cry that your ovaries are drying up.

>> No.44303612

600 pounds of Monster ass

>> No.44303629
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>> No.44303648 [DELETED] 

When two or more foxes are together in one room, only bad things can happen.

>> No.44303678
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>>44300851
When two or more foxes are together in one room, only bad things can happen.

>> No.44303712

>>44303579
>Fall for the hag’s ovaries being dried up meme
>Is more fertile than a echidna ovulating
>Triplets on the first go

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>>44303678
>only good things can happen.
fixed
The more the merrier

>> No.44303734

https://files.catbox.moe/xbpx9y.png
My not quite shapely wife.

>> No.44303757

>>44303732
>Step in a room full foxes
>They all stop what they're doing to stare at you
>Quietly leave and close the door.
Gee, that was awkward!

>> No.44303776
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Cow (forma de birdsnek)

>> No.44303813

>>44303538
Says the hag that let's some creep in her office to sniff her face for hours on end. We all know that tanuki isn't working either.

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>>44303732
>Anon's vacation in Zipangu was more eventful than he anticipated

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Imagine trying to hire a hooker but you get forced marriage instead

>> No.44303938
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44303938

A well a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

>> No.44303953

>>44303776
I'm going to run a nonstandard dairy and they can't stop me.

>> No.44303999
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>> No.44304109

>>44303757
>try to quietly leave
>the door is gone.
these foxes just dont play fair at all.

>> No.44304150

>>44303890
>Hire a seemingly normal human girl
>When you're alone with her, she smiles as her hair grows
>It grows and blocks off your escape route
>It's still growing as it covers the ceiling and walls, making the room very dark
>And yet there is more hair still, layering the room.
>You can barely see anything now
>But you can definitely feel yourself getting restrained and pulled toward her
>Her arms pulling you closer still, in an embrace

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>> No.44304224

2hu might be getting a new hellhound girl soon

>> No.44304242

>>44304208
Ayaya

>> No.44304283
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>> No.44304287

>>44304109
it would probably be closer to
>leave the room
>the hallway is different
>hear the giggling of foxes from the other side of the door
>and teleport spell sounds, every teleport spell is accompanied by one of the giggles cutting off

>> No.44304308

>>44304224
That's exciting.

>> No.44304307
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>>44304224
Proof?

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>> No.44304412
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>>44304150
Kejis don't play fair....she wouldn't even need to do that to break me. Imagine being gently coiled by her hair, while she pets your head, forcing you to smell her really nice smelling hair that's laced with an aphrodisiac, before her hair starts to move lower to give you a hairjob...I love kejis. Biggest fantasy is to be sweaternapped by one

>> No.44304417
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>Do you know what day it is today?!

>> No.44304424 [DELETED] 
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>>44304287
>soon after a plethora can be heard from either side of the hallway
>footsteps, singing, cooking, some calling Anon by name
>seemingly surrounded on all sides with no way out Anon must find a way out of the labyrinth of hungry vixen

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44304431

Funtime with Dormouse

>> No.44304437

>>44304359
people who got the game at Comiket today are saying that the new 2hus are a monkey king, a yamainu with a hellhound/cerberus motif, a blood and fire mujina, an underworld hag, and a human-turned-oni monk

>> No.44304441
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>>44304287
>soon after a plethora of sounds can be heard from either side of the hallway
>footsteps, singing, cooking, some calling Anon by name
>seemingly surrounded on all sides with no way out Anon must find a way out of the labyrinth of hungry vixen

>> No.44304457
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>>44304437
>a monkey king, a yamainu with a hellhound/cerberus motif, a blood and fire mujina, an underworld hag, and a human-turned-oni monk
I am intrigued

>> No.44304458

>>44304431
I would enjoy trying to draw my wife hunting her someday

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>>44302957
Elf hags have strange and mysterious powers over my dick.

>> No.44304523
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44304523

What spell is this?

>> No.44304557
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>>44304457
Cheeeeeen

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>>44304441
Just open the door and walk straight out, those foxes ain't so tough

>> No.44304620
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44304620

ms mouse's fried rice

>> No.44304642

>>44304458
>He can't even try yet
Mick...

>> No.44304673

>>44304642
>>44303734
I can try but my success is not guaranteed.

>> No.44304685

>>44304441
>anon manages to get though the maze without so much as being seen.
>detected, yes. but not seen.
>finally near the exit
>suddenly the biggest fox he's ever seen teleports infront of him, clearly the leader of this fox cluster.
>a single one of her tails is comparable to all the mofu of three 9'tails combined.
>her mountain of mofu easily covers up the exit door wall of the room... leaving no way for anon to escape

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>> No.44304763
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44304763

How would you stop her from blowing up the entire planet?

>> No.44304783

I can't help but to notice someone is mindlessly image dumping again

>> No.44304806

>>44304783
I don't see it

>> No.44304866

>>44303732
This image scares me

>> No.44304875
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44304875

>>44304806
Sounds like you need an eye exam.w

>> No.44304889

>>44300975
Sorry for late reply. But what's the source or artist?

>> No.44304912

>>44304889
https://twitter.com/hkdd99

>> No.44304921

>>44304620
what's in it?

>> No.44304963
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44304963

What did she just see?

>> No.44305005

>>44304763
Making Cell Jr's, the hard way.

>> No.44305041
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44305041

>>44303712
This, but with a oni

>> No.44305053
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44305053

Post monsters in pencil skirts.

>> No.44305126

>>44304562
Oh no! Now there's another one!

>> No.44305145

>>44305041
perfect fatty

>> No.44305169

>>44304763
Your manticore looks different

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>> No.44305186

>>44305041
>Finally old enough to drink
>Go to bar dad recommended to me
>Foreign Zipangu style bar
>Ask for the strongest stuff they got there
>Hand barkeep the hundred dad gave me
>Brings out a ceramic bottle
>Talismans, seals, prayer beads and hazard triangle all over it
>Pops the top
>Boss calls barkeep and she leaves
>Guess I’m supposed to drink the whole thing
>Burns the whole way down
>Fall out of my stool
>Vision blurry
>Balance is fucked
>Black out
>Wake up
>In bed with a red oni, blue oni and an ogre

>> No.44305198

>>44305053
i'll never pass mamano anatomy 101 like this

>> No.44305199
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>> No.44305213

>>44305186
>meanwhile dad is highfiving his old oni battle buddy as they set their kids up with each other
>start placing bets on which sister will give birth first

>> No.44305219

>>44305186
You did the family rite of passage anon, you’ve made your dad and oni mom proud

>> No.44305228

>>44305053
Why is she trying to teach me about manticore bulb anatomy?
When will this ever be relevant in my life?
Doesn't she know I plan on feeding myself to a sandworm?

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>> No.44305247

>>44303181
>proposing to me?
>ufufu... of course I knew this was coming...
>tears in her eyes despite her smug grin

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>>44304412
>Imagine being gently coiled by her hair, while she pets your head, forcing you to smell her really nice smelling hair that's laced with an aphrodisiac, before her hair starts to move lower to give you a hairjob
That lives rent-free in my head I swear.
>Sweaternapped by one
Wrapped up and sweaternapped. I love it.

I love it when they take more of a subdued approach; play the long game. You become acquainted with a Kej, nothing really happens the first few times but eventually you find just a small amount of hair around your pinky finger, unconsciously perhaps. You knew she was a monster girl and she didn't make any real attempt to hide it and yet you're still caught a little off guard since she never did much with her hair until now.. If it doesn't bother you? Well, it'll just sort of stay there. And maybe the next day, she'll wrap a bit more of your hand. Or maybe curiosity will overtake you and you'll just touch it yourself. And far from being offended she'll gladly let you continue indulging yourself. Sometime later you'll be close by her, running your hand through it, hearing her quiet gasps and moans. At this point you'd be nice and addicted to her and you've both enjoyed expressing your love for each other physically? You want to take the lead for a change? Ok. Look she's on the floor, waiting. Regardless she has you right she wants you and she's as addicted to you as you are to her. Wrapping up their lover is just how they are. Being able to feel you inhale and exhale, the little twitches your muscles make, the texture of your skin? She can't get enough.

>> No.44305289
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44305289

Are you man enough to delve into the Hagsville Dungeon?

>> No.44305298

>>44304620
>you're telling me a mouse fried this rice?

>> No.44305348

>>44305298
>Shrimp girl overhears you ask that and flips the middle at you.

>> No.44305447

Okay here me out; imagine a queen version of the Otohime.

>> No.44305454

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember to take in the sight of graceful mothmen flitting through the night....and the occasional moonlit papillion firing off a beam at someone getting too frisky

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>>44304912
Thanks

Also:

DullahaNekomata!

>> No.44305638

>>44305348
I hope she doesn't see my "Shrimpin' ain't easy" shirt

>> No.44305644

>>44305638
It's as shrimple as that.

>> No.44305655

Me holding my microphone up as I interview the Mayor Lilim in MGC.
>"Miss Mayor, aren't you concerned with the population skyrocketing in MGC? There are worries that soon enough, there won't be any space left!"

>> No.44305662

>>44305447
she already runs the dragon palace. more of an empress, if anything

>> No.44305671

>>44305655
somebody hasn't seen all the advertisements for free real estate in pandemonium

>> No.44305678

>>44305655
Mamono mana

>> No.44305690

>>44305662
Well I meant more of a otohime hag in practice.

>> No.44305748
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>>44305655
She has more important matters to attend to

>> No.44305762

>>44305289
>One of the four beasts sang "Come and see"
>And I saw, and behold, Anon riding a white horse.

>> No.44305769

>>44305748
I want to molest that succ's ears and stick my fingers in her mouth when she attempts to ask what the hell I'm doing

>> No.44305771

>>44305655
I know one place that there will always be space. THE MAYOR'S BED! AHAHAHAH!

>> No.44305790

>>44305769
>Succ
Anon that's not a succubus

>> No.44305798

>>44305790
Then what is she?

>> No.44305805
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>>44305769
>succ
wrong monster

>> No.44305821

>>44305798
elf probably. ears are a dead giveaway

>> No.44305822
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>>44305769
That's Mean Green to you anon

>> No.44305828

>>44305821
I dunno, I'm thinking she's a vampire.

>> No.44305829

>>44305822
I'll do the same to that overgrown garden worm.

>> No.44305847

>Greenworm is pathetic and weak
>when she least expects it grab all of your food and move it further away from her and when she gets close move further back

>> No.44305857

Man, I wish greenworms were real

>> No.44305863

>>44305857
This, but sandworms instead.

>> No.44305871

>>44305487
Dork Cat

>> No.44305872

I am glad Greenworms aren't real.

>> No.44305874

Greensandworms

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>>44305857

>> No.44305910

>>44305874
What would that be like?
A sandworm with a greenish tint to her shell and pale colored mouth and more voracious?
Does she prioritize desert flora instead of fauna, destroying oases?

>> No.44305926

Imagine greenwondersandworm or greensandworm that turns into a papillon

>> No.44305927
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>>44305874
>giant worm that devours everything
What have you done?!

>> No.44305941

What's worse
A sand greenworm or a green sandworm

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>>44305847
>pathetic and weak
>she has already destroyed 50 Olive Gardens
never offer free breadsticks and salads...

>> No.44305964

>>44305874
Stay away from my crops!

>> No.44305984

>>44305927
where do you think the desert wastelands came from?

>> No.44305985

>>44305961
>GET THAT HELLHOUND BITCH OFF THE PLANE!
>Ma'am pl-
>MUTT!

>> No.44306032

i'd like if ms wurm became confused and alarmed by greenworms false eyes

>> No.44306039

>>44305822
>Anon the the vegetable merchant caravan guard and bounty hunter underestimates the mean green bandit
>His hubris leads to a raping and raid of the vegetable cart no less vicious than the rabbit from monty python, without the blood shed and violence etc.

>> No.44306053

>>44305984
>It has been passed down in the desert royal family for ages
>How the vast desert was once verdant; full of greenery and not a speck of sand to be seen.
>But that changed one fateful day...

>> No.44306071

>>44306032
The greenwurm

>> No.44306114
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>posting greenworms as Im about to go to bed
oh so NOW you guys do it

>> No.44306145
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>>44306032
wurms/worms stick together!

>> No.44306161

I haven't eaten in four days since getting a Greenworm gf. She eats everything and then climbs on me and goes "Mweeee thanks for all the food, you're the best!" and falls asleep and I can't get away now because she weighs like six times how much I do. I think I'm gonna die guys, I'm not gonna make it.

>> No.44306168

>>44306114
>ms greenworm, are you trying to seduce me?
many such cases

>> No.44306177

>>44305289
I will marry as many hags as I need to in order to help with this problem.

>> No.44306187

>>44306161
>eats everything
>she clearly leaves out the meat menu for you
sounds like anti greenworm propaganda

>> No.44306199

>>44306161
there will be plenty of food in the cocoon

>> No.44306220

>>44306187
That's the thing. I'm also vegan.
I'm just gonna lay down here and accept my death now.

>> No.44306263

Please don't tell the Hags that today is official Paizuri Day. Think of all the pelvises they'd shatter.

>> No.44306266
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hot doge

>> No.44306271

>>44306220
Mamonobanana will keep you alive

>> No.44306288
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>>44306263
danger close anons. stay safe

>> No.44306305
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>>44306266
Hellwans liking spicy food is one of my fav thread canons.

>> No.44306333
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>>44306305
spicy enough to lose clothes?

>> No.44306342

>>44306288
Counteract her evil with Massive eared foxes.

>> No.44306358

>>44306333
Spicy enough to burn your lips with a big sloppy wet hound kiss

>> No.44306360

>>44306263
I thought every day was paizuri day?

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>>44306358
>Super Spicy hound eating husbands super spicy meal!

>> No.44306430

>>44306360
Chief God anon, don't EVER let a Hag think something like that! Are you crazy?! You don't know the horror that would be unleashed! You need to be Sabbath'd for suggesting something like that.

>> No.44306458

>>44306430
Now I'm going to broadly announce it over a speaker system and let them all know!

>> No.44306483

>>44306458
I'm telling the Sabbath so they can stop you before you can. The agents will get to you before you even know it.

>> No.44306486
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44306486

Dating lilims!!

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which new girl do you like to see decent lewds of the most?

>> No.44306832

>>44306761
...ZUN needs some time to rest. I feel nothing looking at these newhus.

>> No.44306872

>>44306761
I like the monkey the most

>> No.44306888
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>>44306761
None, I already have Kagerou.

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44306917

>>44306888

>> No.44306970

People say that the apophis-pharaoh rivalry is the biggest in MGE, but this is incorrect. The biggest rivalry is between greenworms and trolls. So often they're at each other's throats because the greenworms raid the gardens of trolls, and the trolls setup traps and poison to deter the greenworms. I once walked by a troll's garden, and she had a signs that said "Greenworms suck tits!" and "Just fucking pap already!"

>> No.44307016

Could the Demon Lord stand up to an invasion by Darkseid and Apokolips?

>> No.44307020

>>44306888
canine girls sniffing each other's butts needs to become canon

>> No.44307099
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44307099

>daughter

>> No.44307200
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ded

>> No.44307282

>>44306486
Looks like a regular succ to me.

>> No.44307321
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44307321

birbs

>> No.44307364

>>44306263
>Anon rounds a corner
>a hag waiting there drops her tits on his head like a bowling ball
>makes a sound like a cannon ball being dropped into a pool
>Anon out cold, hag drags him to the corner office to nurse him back to health

>> No.44307393

How do you cure hangover? Unicorns aren't a option

>> No.44307408

>>44307393
Get a vampire to drain all the remaining alcohol out of your blood.

>> No.44307413
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>>44307393
she needs some spicy noodles and shrimp
thats how she would cure my hangover

>> No.44307423

>>44307393
dont poison yourself in the first place

>> No.44307562

>>44307393
Fresh Holstaur milk, the fresher the better.

>> No.44307572

>>44307562
Just don't drink Chateau Romani

>> No.44307696

>Hakutaku secratary KNOWS you
>She knows how you like your paperwork ordered
>She knows how you meetings give you stress so she has someing to cheer you up afterwards
>She always there to awnser your questions and come up with solutions
>The only thing that confuses you is the blush she has on when she gets you your morning coffee

>> No.44307735

anyone writing stuff?

>> No.44307736

>>44307572
As a milk connoisseur I will taste every milk I can get my hands on.

>> No.44307757

>>44307735
Yes

>> No.44307759

I wonder if bored automatons turn on AR vision at will?

>> No.44307770

>>44307757
GLORIOUS CONVERSATION COMRADE
VERY INFORMATIVE!

>> No.44307831

>>44307364
>hag ambushes
I THOUGHT THIS CITY WAS SAFE

>> No.44307838

>>44307831
There is no safety, only the illusion of safety

>> No.44307845

>>44307770
Should have asked for more information.

>> No.44307851

>>44307845
I know that
might as well joke about it

>> No.44307855

>>44307838
Noooo, I don't want to go to the hag zo

>> No.44307891
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I will put myself on sale on monbay, as a joke haha.

>> No.44307895

>>44307855
Hag zo? Hag zone? Hag zoo? I'd visit a hag zoo if they had those little feeder things you can put coins into to buy a cup of the pellets.

>> No.44307926

>>44307891
>selling some junk on Monbay for some extra cash
>one of the things is an antique vase
>post a picture of you holding it because you were in a hurry, taking pictures of stuff as you put it in the box
>bidder asks if everything pictured is included in the auction
>say it is
>they win the bid, you send the package, all is well
>two hellhounds in Monbay company uniforms show up at your house a few days later
>tell you that since your hand was in the picture, and you explicitly stated that everything pictured was part of the auction, that the bidder now legally owed you
>they're here to enforce the 100% satisfaction guarantee of Monbay
>delivered to your new home in Dragonia later that day thanks to Monbay same-day delivery

>> No.44307945

>>44307891
You dont want to get sold to the most depressed hag in the land, the one who would never let go

>> No.44307970

>>44307735
Yes. But only stuff that I won't post because it sucks

>> No.44308000

As usual I like monsters that appear as human women, only to reveal themselfs in a funny situation.

Imagine a pridefull woman suddenly gaining dragon traits when she's insulted.
Or spanking your bosses ass and having her succubus tail wraparound your arm and ask for more.
Or a woman gains fox ears when you feed her tofu

>> No.44308012

>>44306145
I want to see a pic of Greenworm dressed as Wurm and Wurm dressed as Greenworm at Wu/ormcon, the biggest convention in MGC for wu/orms of all types! Also the entrance gate is shaped like a Sandworm's mouth and the ticket booth is manned by a toked-up Wonderworm.

>> No.44308051

How do I capture a Mindflayer?

>> No.44308099

>>44308051
Why do you need to capture one?

>> No.44308128

>>44308000
>Talk with a "human" about how all lizard girls are just full of themselves and are just a bunch of assholes
>She slowly gains dragon traits as she tries to calmly tell you that maybe they have deserved to act like that since they are so much better than humans
>Dismiss her and tell her that all lizard girls would instantly lose to cock
>She drop the illusion and screams that she's not gonna lose to cock and how you're gonna lose to monster
>Double instant loss

>> No.44308133

>>44308099
These Order scientists want to perform unethical experimentation on a Flayer to learn how to harness their ability to control minds and they've hired me to catch one so I'm trying to think of how I could without her getting away or somehow catching me instead.

>> No.44308144

>>44308000
>spanking your bosses ass and having her succubus tail wraparound your arm and ask for more.
How does one accidently spank their bosses ass?

>> No.44308184

>>44308144
Well you see the ac was out and it was really hot in the office so I took my shirt off and then there was this fly flying around so I went to swat it but the ice machine had spilled ice on the floor so I slid and my hand hit her ass and we both fell over and just to make sure neither of us was hurt we took the rest of our clothes off but then we got cold so we huddled for warmth but then the ice from before had melted so we slipped and she fell on top of me and my penis accidentally went inside of her vagina.

>> No.44308202
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Why are monsters so sweaty? Especially office monsters, the temp is set to 68F so what causes it?

>> No.44308207

>>44308184
>"boss lilims got her `keikaku` face on"

>> No.44308228
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Good names for a yeti?

>> No.44308323

>>44307926
Cut hand. Send hand. Good ending.

>> No.44308325

Monsters wouldn't like blind men or deaf men.

>> No.44308327

>>44308325
True since they heal them.

>> No.44308342

Monsters wouldn't like men who have fallen into years long comas.

>> No.44308371

>>44308325
Say that to my seeing eye Hellhound
>>44308342
>I can teach him about all the things he's missed while in his coma!
quote from a hakutaku, probably

>> No.44308383

>>44308000
>Grab your boss’ ass drunkenly
>It’s firm yet pliant
>Try to pull your hand back, it’s stuck
>Boss’ skin seems to melt as she reveals herself to be a slime
>Get slimed in a love hotel
>Coworkers jokingly ask if you two ended up like a pair of slugs and all raunchy and gooey

>> No.44308400

>>44308228
Summer

>> No.44308475

>>44308371
>Service dog hellhound to help you see where you're going
>Walking to the park
>No issues
>She sees a pile of poop
>Runs off that you lose control of the leash
>She rolls around in the poop because she's a dog
>You get lost and bump into a lizardman minding her own business,
>End up knocking her over the bench
>"You sir have bested me.... I accept defeat!" as she lays upside down over the bench
>You're too confused to understand what happened as you stare forward
>Unknowingly make eye contact with a hebi
>She quickly slithers over and proclaims that you're her fated husband
>Black harpy swoops down and tackles you because your walking stick is metal and thus "shiny!"
>In a matter of moments, you've acquired 3 wives and unbeknownst to you, there's a bicorn ufufuing from behind a tree
>Hellhound eventually makes her way back to you with a shit-eating grin on her face, smelling like a sewer
This is what happens when you select the hellhound service dog instead of a proper one that's a kiki or kobold.

>> No.44308513

>>44308342
nightmare bait

>> No.44308564

Basejumping sex with a black harpy where you have to cum before she pulls up from the dive

>> No.44308571

>>44308564
What happens if you don't?

>> No.44308584

>>44308228
Hira. That's Nepalese for diamond, because that's what she makes my cock

>> No.44308589

How does a Bogey take a bath or wash? I mean, I'm thinking about the logistics of her and her body in general, considering the... stuffing and stitches.

>> No.44308595

>>44308589
Washing machine.

>> No.44308601

>>44308571
>"Dumbass! You want to become street pizza, huh? Next time I ain't gonna pull up."
>Fifth time she's said that
>She's cute when she's mad and flustered
>Might keep doing this to see how she reacts

>> No.44308609

>>44308589
They shower. But you need to get them special shampoo (fabric softeners) and really work it into them.
The real challenge is finding a shower big enough for them

>> No.44308663

>>44308323
I like stuff where smug monster girls instantly get de-smug when they find out you're willing to bring harm to yourself

>> No.44308679

>>44308663
I love that too, reckless self harming is always good

>> No.44308690
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>married to Vampire
>she wants to go on a tropical vacation
>you buy tickets for a luxury cruise
>she decides she wants to go to the location on a zeppelin instead
Your response?

>> No.44308874

>>44308601
>Ywn get bitched out by a black harpy
It hurts inside

>> No.44308901
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The mikos at the shrine are free, you know.

>> No.44308923

>>44308690
Zeppelins are cool

>> No.44308930

>>44308901
you mean i can just go to the shrine, pick up a miko, take it home and make her do my housework and cooking, all for FREE?

>> No.44308944
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>>44308930
Yes.

>> No.44308961

>>44308663
>>44308679
See, I view this as more of a dark comedy situation.
> Anon tries to get out of it.
> Just by being nice to the buyer, but declining via email. FAIL.
> Bribing those hellhounds with smoked meats. WORKS, but temporary reprieve.
> Consults a demon lawyer. FAIL, but now he's got a demon lawyer after him.
> Consults a lich barber/surgeon. She agrees to do the surgery and then magically regrow his hand afterwards. WORKS, but Miss Lich also demands to fix his awful haircut, and she's bein' real handsy
> Miss Dragon gets a special delivery from two very grossed out hellhounds.
> She sees Anon's cruel trick, the hand extending a permanent middle finger to her.
> "Of course you know, Anon."
> "This means war!"
And then it's just a gradually escalating duel of two people who pretty quickly end up 100% tsundere for each other.

>> No.44308975

>>44306145
>green/wurm party

>> No.44308992

Post a webm to 4mon of you eating shitty microwave food with a caption "I'm treating myself to some luxury food tonight!"

>> No.44308993

>>44306145
THAT GREENWORM IS VORING MISS WURM! WE MUST SAVE HER!

>> No.44309026

>>44308975
wonder if they'll run again at the next mgc mayoral election

>> No.44309033

>>44308992
Oh I wanna do that so bad
>"Gonna go with something a bit healthier today"
>Coke light instead of regular coke
>200 (You)s in less than 15 minutes

>> No.44309055

>>44308992
>Mention you've only eaten microwaved food for like a month
>Shogs and kikis are begging you to let them cook for you

>> No.44309079

>>44309055
>mention you’ve only eaten your own made meals
>vampires and wights begging you to cook for them

>> No.44309095

>>44308992
>>44309033

>Say on 4mon I'm a bit of a chef
>Monsters thirsty for homemade meals appear
>Ask you to post a picture of your food
>Post a picture of a frozen pizza, but you added some mushrooms and chopped up hot dogs as toppings
>Thread explodes

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Lilim appreciation post, hags are made for dick

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>>44304437
Here's kong.

>> No.44309142

>>44308992
Cooking With Jackanon Show

>> No.44309147

>>44308992
imma show myself eating a cooked field rat

>> No.44309151

>>44309095
>It’s not different than seasoning and cooking a steak
>Nobody makes their own mozzarella, or tomato sauce. The only thing you can complain about is him not making the dough
>Fucking hellhound brained retarded kakuens, it’s the spirit of the act of cooking your own pizza not the fucking act of making everything yourself
>Built for Big Black Hellhounds

>> No.44309212

>>44304437
These are all relevant to my interests.

>> No.44309246

>>44309151
Miss Beelzebub, do you know when the rest of the mamono will follow you through the portal?

>> No.44309247

>>44308961
Nah that's gay, just take chop board and cut it good. No questions, no hand replacement.

>> No.44309281

>>44308992
I will my poor meal composed of oats and hot water. Looks like cardboard, taste like cardboard

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>>44309246
Ooh?

>> No.44309336

i want a fat hellhound

>> No.44309345

>>44309336
Many do

>> No.44309349

>>44309345
y tho?

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>>44304437
>>44309128
Monkeyhu is nice, but it's a shame nobody from DDC returned.

>> No.44309404

>>44309349
Soft to cuddle, still strong enough to pose a threat, and a little fun to tease

>> No.44309421

elf or p'orc?

>> No.44309456

>>44309421
something better

>> No.44309460

>>44309421
>arrogant sticc hippy that looks down on you
>adorable thicc girl that treats you with respect you earned
What a hard choice.

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>>44309421
Elves. P'orcs are ugly, fat and smell bad, an elf told me so.

>> No.44309480

>>44309464
>>44309464
have you even seen a p'orc?

>> No.44309483

>>44309421
Both

>> No.44309494

>>44309151
>Hellhound cooking
>Just covering everything in bbq sauce and peanut butter
>Sometimes both at the same time
>Post bad cooking on 4mon
>Made for PBJ every fucking time

>> No.44309521

>>44307020
>canine girls making their husbands sniff their dog butts needs to become canon.
There fixed that for you.

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Hellhound biology lesson

>> No.44309578

hellhounds are all obese according to bmi

>> No.44309597
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>>44309578
probably shouldn't use human calculations for monsters

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>>44309578
BMI by itself makes no distinction between fat and muscle. You need other metrics to determine that.

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>>44308690
The thigh gap being visible through the dress is my favorite part of this image.

>> No.44309648

>>44309597
so mbmi?

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>> No.44309679

>>44309521
What do kobold, Hellhound and werewolf butt smell like?

>> No.44309723

how would a helljabberwock would be like

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>> No.44309758

>>44309732
the perfect size difference, either you are that small and your wife is that big or the other way around is good

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>> No.44309831

>>44309816
es vaca

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>>44309421
P'orc definitely but maybe raid a elf village later. Elves are better if you can mind break the snooty pride out of them, and I think the p'orcs would love helping with that. I'm sure they'd be happier too.

>> No.44309882

>>44309862
I wish I was in that elf's place.

>> No.44309951

>>44309882
>>44309862
Please don't encourage them to raid human villages instead of elf ones

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You are the result of millions of years of evolution! DONT BE A LOSER! SPREAD YOUR BLOODLINE NOW!

>> No.44309982

sneggs. I like echidna more after writing about them

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>> No.44310010

>>44309972
>Like preg
>Don't like eggs
Bummer.

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>>44309951
They won't need to raid one. I'm coming to them. I want the dark meat p'orc.

>> No.44310077

>>44309994
Snek in the grass

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>>44310010
Do you like Easter Eggs, Anon?

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>>44310010

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Miss Nargacuga wants to play fetch! But you don't see a ball around...

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>Welp, you know the rules. You see an elf bathing in the sacred river you have to marry her. Oh I didn't tell you that it was a sacred river? How forgetful of me, haha. I also totally didn't bathe here knowing you'd see me, haha.

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>> No.44310211

snex with snek to make snegg

>> No.44310216

>>44310193
Saw?
>anon eyes are dull and faded and the dumb elf didnt notice
>anon then walks away using his cane to feel the ground around hhim

>> No.44310235

>>44310193
The elf says as she gets out of an inflatable pool

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>Help, I'm being raped by someone I can't understand

>> No.44310263

>>44310237
>spanish succ
>makes good food, can cook and clean
>is sexy and curvy
why not sleep with a spanish succ?

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>>44310211
I sense much snex in your future

>> No.44310304

>>44310263
I don't understand her.

>> No.44310315

>>44310304
anon, you can learn to speak the langauge

>> No.44310323

>>44310296
stop posting these.

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>> No.44310491

Fat and greasy food good after hangovers or bad? I hit the satyro's bar a little bit too hard.

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>> No.44310541

>>44310520
i'm not sure why you give a machine mascara but i support it

>> No.44310546

>>44310520
who would leave robutts outside in the rain?

>> No.44310556

>>44310541
she just wanted to be pretty Anon, give her a break.

>> No.44310557

>>44310520
>"Sure, take a seat in my workshop. I will inspect your hands and repair them."
>Now she's stuck with anon manipulating her hands
Lewd

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>>44310520
Foxbot.

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>> No.44310634
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>> No.44310664

>>44309862
Man I have a certain autism about Elves that I’m not sure I can say in here.

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>> No.44310686

>>44310664
you hate them?

>> No.44310692

>>44310634
I wish to learn more about the Holstauroborean age

>> No.44310741
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>>44310664
Why not?

>> No.44310764

>>44310686
It’s less that and more, to paraphrase what a homebrewer said, Elves aren’t a proud and noble race because they’re arrogant. They aren’t a bunch of tree living, arrow shooting, knife eared hippies. They are very much of the Fae and have a more intimate understanding of the natural world than humans do. Their values and thought processes are almost completely alien to a human. They can still feel passion and love and such, but due to their unique perception of time they aren’t as quick to rut as humans are either.

If anything, Elves come off as arrogant and haughty because they see the passions of humans as a sporadic, spur of the moment sort of thing, and don’t really digest a tall man wants to spend the rest of his days with them until it’s been 20 years and she just had several of the most powerful orgasms in her life from him fucking her and nibbling her ears

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>> No.44310785

>>44310774
Well he's certainly more stylish now

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>> No.44310791

>>44310679
i think most of their time is spent extracting hags that got stuck trying to sneak in anons window

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>> No.44310929

>>44310845
MONKE

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>> No.44310948

>>44310933
would hit on her

>> No.44311064

>>44310929
GIMME THAT DEVO-GUN

>> No.44311103

>>44310611
Reminds me of the MSPaint succubus guy who’d redraw people’s MSPaint succs

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I wish to be the teenage househusband to a mamano officelady

>> No.44311171

>>44310774
Ha Ha Flavortown.

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>no miko onee-chan fox

>> No.44311199

>>44311175
And I thought KC said he'd never do another furry race.

>> No.44311241

Where wolf?

>> No.44311244

>>44311131
>Horny anon fucking office monster the instant she gets home
>Is knocked up so often she’s spent more time on maternity leave than working
>Boss is jealousy seething

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>>44311244
Boss should find her own runaway adoptable young man

>> No.44311287
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>>44311241
Right here!

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>>44311261
too busy working overtime

>> No.44311304

>>44309460
This but the first one is the porc and the second is the elf and both at the same time please please please

>> No.44311330

I have bad luck. While you all get teleported to the MGE world, I'll end up getting teleported to a cursed monster girl world where they eat people instead of fucking them.

>> No.44311390

>>44310868
Female lizard

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>>44311330
No, no, no, Anon. That's just how manticores *talk*, but in reality you will find they're cute dorks.

>> No.44311418

>>44311330
>Falling for manticore propaganda
Oh they eat people alright anon. just not in the way your thinking. in fact, when they say eat they mean in a more carnal way. you could even say they RAPE people when they say they eat people. Nudge nudge wink wink

>> No.44311472

>>44311330
Don't worry anon, they'll probably rape you before they eat you.

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I think manticores would be the second most terrifying monster to encounter if the portals open, I actually think the most terrifying would be a regular succ with a core personality.

Mostly because if I saw a manticore I would know something was going on, but if I saw a succubus, well they are a thing in multiple spiritual traditions and stuff so if one said they were going to kill me or something I would probably believe them. I would not really believe a manticore though

>> No.44311493

>>44311473
Sandworm would be the most terrifying, especially if you were ignorant to the fact that they're monster girls.

>> No.44311503

>>44311473
i'm with with getting dragged down to the depths by a kraken, experiencing a zombie outbreak, being waylaid by demons or whatever but if a bicorn start sauntering up to me, that's when i panic.

>> No.44311511

>>44311473
>I think manticores would be the second most terrifying monster to encounter if the portals open
Your pic would be the most terrifying monster to encounter

>> No.44311535

A room... WITH A WHITE HORN!

>> No.44311549

>>44311535
i'm not locked in there with her, she's locked in there with me

>> No.44311552

the scariest monster is the one you least expect...

>> No.44311562

>>44311552
it's chochin obake time

>> No.44311566

Dormouse following you like a weeping angel where every time you look back she's sleeping. That's the most terrifying

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>>44311535
oh no?!

>> No.44311596

old monsters that have no clue about the modern age
"Servant!, what is foo? and why does it need to be fought!"
"Servant! what is this sting called soccer and football at the same time?"
"Servant! what do you mean you dont need rowers for warships anymore?"
"Servant!.... the doctor of teeth... he scares me"

>> No.44311604

>>44311566
was her father called watson?

>> No.44311614

>>44311596
That servent better be called smithers or ramirez

>> No.44311621

Hol up fellow monsterbros, I gotta dilate. brb

>> No.44311629

>>44311330
At least you had fun.

>> No.44311633

>Two kakuens aguring over ultra instinct vs gear 5
>hakutaku slaps them for disturbing the library
>lich says Ainz would defeat both anyway
>argument starts anew
>poor hakutaku just wanted to read peacefully

>> No.44311643

>>44311633
What are they doing in the library anyway?

>> No.44311648

>>44311643
Books?
I assume thats where the manga is

>> No.44311656

>>44311643
stalking their favorite nerd anon

>> No.44311657

>>44311643
prowling for nerds in their natural habitat

>> No.44311668

>>44311633
Gear 5 is overhyped mess
Ultra instint is a burnt out meme
Ainz is just an "ugly" op isekai protag
>Says the snooty human woman who reats 64 squares.

>> No.44311680

>>44311668
>64 squares.
Titus uno is the ultimate novel protag, he can kill everyone with sheer asanine boredom

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>>44311633
Ainz-sama is so cool

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Anyone who thinks they can beat Gear 5th is getting an anvil dropped on their head

>> No.44311710

>>44311696
it academic nonsense anyway since they all lose to greenworm with preptime

>> No.44311711

>>44311633
no dragons/salamanders fingering themselves over displays of power
no shy kakuen thats too afraid to say she likes izuku midoria
no anubis scetching out a diorama of a gundam fight and planning to gather model kids and stuff
No warhammer elf nerds

>> No.44311726

>>44311696
O MY TOON FORCE

>> No.44311734

>>44311711
>no anubis scetching out a diorama of a gundam fight and planning to gather model kids and stuff
After watching Blue Blazes and seeing Akai was making a stop-motion Godzilla movie in his dorm room just for fun I absolutely want to help this Anubis
Stop motion is so fucking rad

>> No.44311745

>>44311726
what would druellas version of that be?
>O MY DEMONIC ENERGY

>> No.44311747

>>44311710
>greenworm with preptime
But can she beat Cockatrice on the Cosmic Treadmill?

>> No.44311749

If I got teleported into MGC land I'd be piss terrified at best and catatonic at worst.
Monsters are scary, just all monsters

>> No.44311753

>>44311710
STILL CANT BEAT "THE BOGIE"

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>>44311749
she's just a lady

>> No.44311761

>>44311643
Your library didn't have a a section for manga?

>> No.44311763

>>44311755
You could hide in one of those tails.

>> No.44311767

>>44311755
a big lady
would need to carry a step ladder around whenever you wanted to kiss her

>> No.44311775

>>44311767
Hot dog down a hallway

>> No.44311791

>>44311755
She's on the list of "faint on sight"

>> No.44311806

>>44311473
Hell, I wouldn't believe a succubus if she said she wasn't going to kill me.

>> No.44311810

>>44311761
Not when I was at school age, and I'm not gonna check but I doubt it does now.

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>>44311791
>fainting in front of her
>letting yourself become easy prey
Grats on your new wife anon

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>>44311791
it's fortunate that she is swift enough to catch you before any injury might occur

>> No.44311845

>>44311535
Just give me mamonofied irkens.

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>>44311845
Best I can offer is a mamonofied Urkel.

>> No.44311883

I'm sure some monster would be very happy with a perpetually unconscious husband

>> No.44311886

>>44311815
What is she thinking?

>> No.44311899

>>44311883
sounds like nightmare fuel

>> No.44311905

>>44311886
"..."

>> No.44311908

>>44311886
foxes only have tofu, evil deeds, and (you) on their minds

>> No.44311924

>>44311899
Do unconscious people dream?

>> No.44311934

>>44311924
not really

>> No.44311936

>>44311924
depends on why they're unconscious

>> No.44311950

>>44311936
>>44311749
>>44311791

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>> No.44311968

MONKEY PAw
you get your waifu
BUT
when she orgasms she makes the screeching sound from the fnaf 1 jumpscare

>> No.44311978

>>44311886
>I could save money by buying separate nuts and mixing them at home

>> No.44311981

>>44311950
dreaming would be pretty unlikely then

>> No.44311983

>>44311968
>giving my future daughters double ptsd while they cower beneath their blankets
Bro, not cool

>> No.44311991

>>44311755
you think they make a 3m daki?

>> No.44311996

>>44311473
i'd say wurms. they could appear out of nowhere are destroy lots of buildings with ease

>> No.44312007

>>44311991
I've seen pictures of a guy wrapped up in a 10m snake daki.

>> No.44312012

>>44311696
just pop on the green mask and have some fun

>> No.44312018

>>44312007
he's living a good life

>> No.44312130

>>44312007
>>44312018
what kind of skills do you need to pull this off?

>> No.44312159

>>44311968
cats already yowl.

>> No.44312167

where do i find a weresheep wife

>> No.44312179

>>44312167
so welshie, you have to cross the border ya see and if they catch you, you gotta say that you wanna shag 'em

>> No.44312184

>>44312167
wales i guess?

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>> No.44312490

>>44312130
Either sewing or having enough money to pay someone else for sewing.

>> No.44312537

>>44302673
bodycam footage from the guards who participated, duh

>> No.44312547

I want now slime PVC latex wife

>> No.44312556

How big is too big?

>> No.44312557
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So if cupid makes couples, who marries cupid?

>> No.44312569

>>44312557
me

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>>44312556
This is too big.

>> No.44312579

>>44312573
wacky sacky

>> No.44312592

>>44312556
When a king size bed doesnt fit her
But you can always sleep on top of her

>> No.44312608

>>44312557
No one. link related : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA3XKt6znmY

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What would hebi memes be like?

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>>44312547
Here you go

>> No.44312694

>>44312666
Meta-ironic memes about kidnapping her (future) husband.

>> No.44312703

>>44312666
something something monogamy

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>>44312666
>>44312694
And just stalking in general. Or throwing shade at other yanderes.
> "Fu-fu-fu, Miss Wisp needs a cage to keep her man faithful."
> "He-he-he, spider silk, how quaint."
> Posts picture of herself covered in blue flames.
> Immediately gets tilted by the first Chesh to ask about where she buys all her Copium from.

>> No.44312740

>>44312672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIRCnkwnHqM

>> No.44312747

>>44312740
Back in my day, children's cartoons had a latex slime milf and we liked it

>> No.44312772

>>44312734
>Immediately gets tilted by the first Chesh to ask about where she buys all her Copium from.
>hebi posts a picture of her hubby
>he hasn't felt the full flame of her yan so he thinks of her as a silly white snek that he loves
>so the picture she posts is very wholesome
>thread is set ablaze

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>> No.44312909

>>44312892
>panties over garter
She's the one lads.

>> No.44312960

>>44312909
i dont get it

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>>44312960
Most artists draw panties under garter. But when it's time to do the deed you can't just slip the panties off of her since the garters are in the way. You would need to take off garters, panties and then put garters back on, if you want them during seggs. Side-tie panties kinda solve the issue, but you rarely see them in combination with garters. And here we have miraculous picture with side-tie panties over garter. Makes me wonder what exactly inspired the artist to do that.

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>> No.44313010

>>44312997
>In the Kitchen with Shoggy
would watch

>> No.44313012

>>44312995
>But when it's time to do the deed you can't just slip the panties off
what if i dont want them to?

>> No.44313018

What if the Monster looked you in the eye and said
>"Sex with you? Haha! As if!"

>> No.44313021

>>44313012
You you can push them to the side, but that isn't exactly comfortable. You could also rip them off like some kind neandertal. Not very classy. So in the end, if garters, then panties go on top.

>> No.44313033

>>44313010
The kitchen is shoggy.

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>>44313033
>shoggy doesn't need a laugh track
>her kitchen can take care of that

>> No.44313062

>>44313018
I don't see why she would do that when I'm too much of a tard to even ask a woman out for a coffee.

>> No.44313066

>>44313018
Only if she laughs haughtily and uses her feet afterward.

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>>44313018
then I would take the common succ

>> No.44313088

when you get major brain freeze trying to eat her out

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>>44313088
Least of your worries...

>> No.44313106

There's an infinite amount of drawings by latenite.

>> No.44313123
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>>44313106
And they are all comfy!

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>>44313106
Latenite is a treasure. Pizza Succ and the extra meat on Savory Succubi pizzas are a delight.

>> No.44313180

How would you react if you realized your loli hag gf, was in fact a real young loli and not a hag?

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>>44313176
how tasty is the pizza?

>> No.44313195

>>44313018
rape

>> No.44313199

>>44313180
Doesn't compute. Lolibaba has the distinctive lolibaba voice. Actual lolis don't have it. So I would never get tricked by an actual loli.

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birb

>> No.44313258

>>44307099
Beautiful child

>> No.44313267

>>44313193
Best Pizza I have ever had, they have those little cup pepperonis, spicy italian sausage, with marinara sauce, and they are only $5, the catch is is sometimes a stowaway comes with your pie, or if you can't pay the succ becomes your wife in lieu of payment.

>> No.44313296

>>44312694
it's not rape if you're fated to be together

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>>44313254
Nice bird

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>>44313267
>only $5
for a pizza? the rest of the bill clearly is for your future wife!

>> No.44313314

>>44313254
My heart begins to race and I get crippling anxiety

>> No.44313320

I don't like Succubi because they always want more after round three.

>> No.44313337

>>44313320
which mg knows your limits and stays within it?
besides ms manticore, of course

>> No.44313357

>>44309578
Hey, that muscle legged hellhound i drew last thread can't be fat! Impossibru.

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>>44300851

>> No.44313411
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>> No.44313427

Another sunday in bed, thinking of nothing but my Alraune Ghoul wife.

>> No.44313455

>>44313427
So a dying plant?

>> No.44313473

>>44313455
Sounds like a venus fly trap to me. And sounds like she eats him

>> No.44313496

>>44313411
grab the succ by the horns

>> No.44313510

How obedient are imps?

>> No.44313514

>>44313411
I feel this need to cheer them on

>> No.44313522

>>44313510
it varies based on how recently you've dicked them

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>> No.44313550

>>44313455
Undead plant.

>>44313473
Yes to the fly trap part. Kind of to everything else. The fly trap is on her back, and she can close the jaws around me for very tight hugs.

>> No.44313554

>>44313522
a hundred imp legion, even if you dicked one every day it'd take forever to get through them all.

>> No.44313562

>>44313550
>Undead plant
Sounds like a oxymoron.

>> No.44313567

>>44313562
no more so than any other undead

>> No.44313571

>>44313562
How?

>> No.44313573

>>44313562
That's okay. It's fantasy and magic, anon.

>> No.44313589

>>44313571
Well you know usually plants are symbols of life, so of them being undeads feels like a oxymoron.

>> No.44313603

>>44313427
Corpse flower?

>> No.44313615

Gonna book a condo in Hagville with a nice balcony and then stand on it in the morning in clear view for all to see looking down at the streets, wearing nothing but boxers and then wait to see how fast a Hag will break her neck to get to me once one notices.

>> No.44313620

>>44313427
a ghoul with many mouths sounds difficult to satisfy

>> No.44313625

>>44313589
I still don't see it. Plants aren't immortal and can die like any other living being.

>> No.44313647

>>44313589
Things that are undead are alive, but I see your point. That said, it's not like plants are immortal. Half of 1st world houses and apartments have a dying or dead plant in a vase somewhere. I think it works several ways.

>>44313603
Yeah, that's the other motif. Venus fly trap who rests in a corpse flower, and has a dress that looks like one as well.

>>44313620
And so you'd just give up?! It's definitely a full-time gig though.

>> No.44313650

What are some loli monster girls that would start slow in their work of seducing and dominating you?

>> No.44313659

>>44313650
ms familiar is a crafty opponent

>> No.44313738

>>44313427
I like when anons have hybrid mg wives. It sounds like you put a lot of thought into yours so even better.

>> No.44313759

calling sky capton, calling a sky capton, a legion of evil robots are attacking the MGC power plant! they're trying to steal our mana generator! please help us!

>> No.44313774

>>44313759
>sky capitan
Christ anon you've just awoken something I haven't thought about in a long time

>> No.44313795

>>44313759
Do you know the model and make of the automatons? They usually come with a factory reset you can activate via voice.

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>> No.44313800

>>44313759
>who will win the heart of the dashing, brave and heroic Sky Captanon? Find out next week!

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>> No.44313805

>>44313800
my money is on the sky kraken

>> No.44313818

>>44313800
>young gremlin works her hardest everyday selling newspapers so she can watch the latest Sky Captanon serial at the theatre each week

>> No.44313824

>>44313805
nah it'll clearly be the courageous reporter Rachel Rata

>> No.44313837

>pulpy dieselpunk noir 20/30s MGC
a new setting reveals itself!

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Would you question your wife?

>> No.44313848

>>44313738
Potential hybrids for my wife's species are an intriguing thing to consider but I love her as she is.

>> No.44313850

I find that spanking pear shaped loli monsters with a leather belt is the optimal way to prevent them from seducing you and stealing your seed as it doesn't cause them to moan like your hand would but instead cry and get sad. It's how I stopped my Baphomet stalker that followed me home from "milking" me like she said she would.

>> No.44313860

>>44313850
you must have misunderstood something, it is you who milks the goat >>44301691

>> No.44313861

>>44313803
What did they mean by this?

>> No.44313878

>>44313861
Nerds trying to impress (you)

>> No.44313887

>>44313860
But my stalker who I have tied up on the couch right now after apprehending her and thwarting her rape attempt has a flat chest, she's a Baphomet.

>> No.44313897

>>44313887
spontaneous lactation affects many monsters

>> No.44313914

>>44313897
That doesn't make any sense. She's never even been pregnant before.

>> No.44313921

FUCK SHE GOT OUT HELP

>> No.44313947

>>44313921
RIP anons pelvis

>> No.44313949

>>44313914
>>44313921
>She's never even been pregnant before.
Sounds like that's about to change anon.

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>>44313921

>> No.44313991
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Kejourou love
Kejourou life

>> No.44313997

>>44313991
living doll + kejorou

>> No.44314001

>>44313997
vampire + kejourou

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>>44314001
>hair that drains blood
scary...

>> No.44314021

>>44314001
amazoness + kejourou

>> No.44314050

>>44313959
fat fuck

>> No.44314052

>>44314010
>Bites your neck, wraps the wound
>Her hair soaks in the blood as she bites and drinks from the other side in the usual way.

>> No.44314054

>>44313959
If I pull that hairband off, what happens?

>> No.44314055

>>44314021
ittan momen + kejourou

>> No.44314065
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44314065

>>44314054
it would be very painful-
>she german suplexes you

>> No.44314072

>>44314065
You're a big bu-ACK

>> No.44314083

>>44314065
>If you can't slam with the best, then fuck with the rest

>> No.44314084

>>44314072
I didn’t know alps liked baneposting

>> No.44314092

>>44314083
>she has space jam playing while she devours an olive garden

>> No.44314095

>>44314084
Alp shitposting is second only to Chesh's.

>> No.44314097

>>44314065
How is this worm so cute bros?

>> No.44314109
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44314109

>>44314097
She just is

>> No.44314111

Wonderworm + Kejourou

>> No.44314115
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44314115

>>44314097
You have considered her. And accepted her terms.

>> No.44314122

>>44314065
how far do you suppose a greenworm could launch themselves from a neutral position?

>> No.44314131

>>44314115
>It Appears My Superiority Has Led to Some Controversy

>> No.44314137

If no one stops the greenworms the whole planet will be a desert

>> No.44314142

>>44314137
Does that mean we will have Yellowworms then?

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44314143

>>44314137
yes?

>> No.44314145

>>44314137
we'll have to go to the one place greenworms have yet to conquer
SPACE!

>> No.44314149

>>44314145
It's only a matter of time until they conquer space too.

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44314153

>>44314145
>one place greenworms have yet to conquer
Meat Party?

>> No.44314155

>>44314137
Just make her pap and she won't be taking your veggies anymore.

>> No.44314156

>>44314149
yeah but there's a lot of it. it'll probably take a while

>> No.44314158

>>44313738
It makes me wonder if you have a harem of monsters can they fuse into a new monster? Also if you have a harem of just bicorns can they all fuse together to make the Super Ultra Mega Bicorn?

>> No.44314176

>>44314158
if they get horny enough

>> No.44314178

At least Greenworms don't rape you. They love eating food more than they love sex.

>> No.44314191

>>44314178
They get very attached if they recognize you as the one that provides food.

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44314193

>>44314131
Nope, uncontested.

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44314197

>>44314178
>At least Greenworms don't rape you
but they do?

>> No.44314200

>>44314191
Greenworms can't rape, they just don't have it in them.

>> No.44314206

>>44314197
Only thing they can rape is your bank account.

>> No.44314209

>>44314149
>>44314156
>It is the year 10191
>Duke Anon of House Atreides is commissioned by Empress Mwee to become the caretaker of Lescatie LXIX, the last garden-world in the universe
>It will be no easy task, since it was a position held previously by his bitter rival, the apophis Baroness Harkonnen.
>Armies will be slaughtered by the millions, mighty ships crushed into dust, houses brought into ruin. Only one thing matters.
>The Lettuce must Flow

>> No.44314217

>>44314200
They don't rape, but good lock dealing with one clinging to your leg and looking at you with doe eyes.

>> No.44314219

>>44314178
>At least Greenworms don't rape you.
That's just what they want you to think.

>> No.44314245

https://twitter.com/gashiwataex378/status/1690733562931396608?s=20
ms yeti has a surprise for you

>> No.44314252
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>> No.44314258

>>44314252
I bet she is a dork, will call her that too

>> No.44314273

>>44314252
I like to imagine that’s how abyssal elves look like where their skin is pitch dark, almost as dark as a Hellhound.

>> No.44314284

>>44314245
Can you catbox that? Nitter's being fussy again.

>> No.44314295

>>44314284
Where is your twitter account, anon?

>> No.44314300

>>44311745
O MY INMA MANA
AFTER I'M SPENT...
COME BACK TO LIFE
MY BREASTS AND
MY OVARIES!

TO BEAR
THE CHILDREN OF
MY HUSBAND

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44314301

>>44314155
>Just make her pap
Why the hell would I do that?

>> No.44314317

>>44314301
she could use some hands

>> No.44314320

>>44314301
What if your worm wants to pap anon? Would you deny her that?

>> No.44314328

>>44314295
Not making one even to see amazing Yeti titties.

>> No.44314333

>>44314328
I got you
https://files.catbox.moe/q2iuxc.jpg

>> No.44314335

>>44314065
>green worms can't jum-

>> No.44314352
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44314352

>>44314155
>make greenie into papillon
>doesn't eat as much anymore
>the veggies are saved!
>she loves you for helping her transform
>you get married
>have lots of babies
>ah shit the babies are greenworms
>world even more doomed than before

>> No.44314360

>>44314333
Thank you very much, Anon. That is indeed top notch Yeti that I wish I could meet in person.

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44314365

>>44300851

>> No.44314373

>>44314320
>What if your worm wants to pap anon?
MY Greenworm wouldn't.

>> No.44314407

I love you all

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44314436

>>44314407

>> No.44314437

>>44314352
It won't be that long before your daughters pap too.

>> No.44314458

Remember to give moral support to monster girls who have taken their first steps as a hathorite!

>> No.44314488
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>>44314458
Yeah, they need all the support they can get.

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>> No.44314504

>>44314488
Yeah, lift their spirits!

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>> No.44314588

>>44314495
Angels are scary!

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44314599

>>44314588
sometimes it be like that

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>>44314599

>> No.44314648

Monsters are really scary, please don't let them find me.
I don't want to die...

>> No.44314664

>>44314648
I just gave your location to several bogeys, cores, dark elves, and some bicorns

Good luck Anon

>> No.44314666

>>44314648
If anything, they will make you feel alive.

>> No.44314668

Can I just say, I think there's something messed up about Monsters wanting to convert all human women into more of them. They literally want to completely and irreparably change a whole species by transforming all our human women into more Monsters, that's fucking evil if you ask me.
Not ALL human women are bad, if they were then my human girlfriend Asmodella (that's a normal human name fyi) wouldn't love me more than anything in this world.

>> No.44314669

>>44314664
what the FUCK have you done!?

>> No.44314670

>>44314668
Monsterisation isn't all that bad. Look at how it helped a Human race like the Elves.

>> No.44314672

>>44314669
He gave Anon's location to several bogeys, cores, dark elves, and some bicorns.

>> No.44314674

>>44314668
they don't all want that, though. that's an extremist thing.

>> No.44314678

>>44314668
This. I would never abandon my cute human wife Levia-tan for some dirty monster!

>> No.44314687

>>44314668
Yes, and that's terrible. Luckily all I want is for a monsterized cat to sit on my face.

>> No.44314696

>>44314668
I'm glad my human gf Louisa Ferra protects me from the Mamono. Monsters like those Hebis and Flayers sound so horrible, I don't know how anyone could want to date one.

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44314702

>>44314577
Awful lot of kej propaganda showing up lately. I want you to know it's working. Keep up the good work.

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