/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I don't know if the owls will tell me.

>>44280766
Eat out the mushroom and find out. Humans developed their great mental powers through the use of psychedelics!

>>44280766
I hear certain mushrooms can grow on books

mofu mofu

>>44280792
Marry

>>44280792
Fuck

>>44280803
Kill

>reading story about a guy being seduced by an affluent vampiress at a nightclub
>1/3rd into the story as he's eating her out the text for the first time refers to him as an "attractive, intelligent black man"
>the very next paragraph, as he undresses, has the vampiress remark that "it's true what they say about black men"
Fool that I am for browsing the MGE tag on AO3 and expecting to be free of niggers. Have a fox as an apology for my blogpost.

If you're weak to affection, just slowly introduce small amounts of it to build up tolerance. The monsters will never see it coming

Kej love
Kej life

>>44280826
Jokes on them, I have commitment issues and is also oblivious to someone trying to hit on me. I'm already immune

>>44280826
I hear monsters have a holiday regarding this process they celebrate every November. They then spend the entirety of December working their frustrations out on their new husband.

>>44280826
But how can you slowly introduce small amounts of affection if you're unable to get any in the first place?

>>44280824
This is genius. I should write again.

>>44280835
I love their "pretend whore" thing but I hate the hair thing. What a shame.

>>44280850
>I hate the hair thing.
What's even objectionable about it?

>>44280824
Oh look, she's pretending not to be a wicked, clever rapist. How cute.

>>44280863
>What's even objectionable about it?
It's in the way and I don't find it sexy. I don't want to fuck it or grab it. Or touch it really.

>>44280826
How?

>>44280869
Are you a short hair Chad in general or is kej just too much for you?

>>44280863
Eventually Farmer Anon will have to accept that giving her half a dozen kits is preferable to having to shoo her out of the hen house every morning after her nightly break-in.

>>44280873
Start off slow by giving your childhood friend side hugs and work your way up

>>44280891
Reminds me of that one picture where the leopard has a paw on an antilope's neck and is just looking it straight in the eye

>>44280881
Short hair is perfection, especially on buff monster girl.
I'm fine with longer hair, but Kej pushes it too far for me.

>>44280894
I don't have a childhood friend, so I tried it with the neighbor instead
I don't think it worked

>>44280910
Well that's fair enough, anon. You know what you like.

Beware the most dangerous monster of them all.

>>44280945
A faceless human girl. Terrifying.

>>44280910
I don't agree with everything you say, but your points are reasonable and we can still be friends.

>>44280941
How would a Kej react if I sad I liked her, but I only think short haired girls attractive?

>>44280824
Who wrote it? I don't care about mentions of skin color and shit, people like to self-insert their race but when you get race play stuff like that it gets really weird, same with the anons who are like "white boys fuck dogs" shit. Fav vamp story was by amoeba anon

>>44280850
You will be wrapped up in the hair, you will brush the hair, you will smell the hair. You will get hairjobs and love it

>>44280976
Funny thing: reeducation and a haircut are both on the menu. A kej with short hair would probably feel like she was super kinky.

>>44280998
A kej with short hair is like a fully dressed succubi; scandalous

>>44281009
Pure perfection, I want it.

Uh oh anon, you got hit by truck-kun and are now waking up in the lair of a monster, which monsters home did you land in? (Roll for one) https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>>44281024
wurm covent

>>44281024
Ittan-Momens have lairs?

>>44280987
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49212928/chapters/124177018
Same guy who writes "Daily Life With A Lilim". I can't stand negros myself, but bizarrely enough those two instances I wrote of were the only ones where race is mentioned (at least I think so, I skimmed through the rest of the story after and ctrl+f didn't show any results) so I can't figure why he'd do something like that. It just came out of left field, ruined the story and then never became relevant again.

>>44281024
Basilisk. I'm forever rock hard.

>>44281031
you woke up tangled in a clothes line that she was sleeping on. It's not even hers; she just happened to be there.

>>44281033
>It just came out of left field, ruined the story and then never became relevant again.
That's how these people operate. They get off if people are consuming their media, but don't catch up on that shit. They also tend to edit pictures, from vtubers for instance and replace little things with certain symbols. There's a whole "culture" around it.

>>44281033
>I can't figure why he'd do something like that.
It is the same reason why harry potter never felt the need to clarify everyone was white or why your annymays only ever mention if a character is not from japan.

>>44280976
If she's really after you she'll try to change your mind, one way or another
Otherwise, she'd just likely leave you be and perhaps refer you to some of her friends who are single and have short hair.

>>44281024
Otohime's annual summer festival, running some waterproof dj equipment their resident kraken was using

>>44281009
Funny you should mention this, because I'd like to fully dress a succ.

>>44281009
How would succs even cope in regions with subzero temperatures all year round. Invisible clothes?

what would the armillaria ostoyae matango be like

>>44281075
How dare you? I bet you'd force her to go out in public like that.

>>44281024
I really miss when these games would have some hapless anon rolling and getting the Demon Lord's Army.

>>44281077
Succs don't get cold. At most, you might see one with in a furry hood somehow attached to a bikini.

>>44281081
I public, while we hold hands, and I make her post pictures to her social media.

>>44281024
I woke up in a Gnome cave... Well time to get up and run.

>>44281077
It's like with videogames that have fashion slots for armor. In the winter, they put on warm clothes on the armor slot and the usual succ outfit on the fashion slot. Simple.

>>44281051
I always knew streggae was bad. No wonder he stopped posting here.

>>44281091
Humans truly are evil!

>>44280931
What species is this?

>>44281118
Dork.

you wake in the church of wurm, there are many wurm nuns, some even lactating when seeing you wake up
what do you do?

>>44281127
Go mimimimiii to check the acoustics

>>44281127
Point at a window and yell "Holy crap, a flying porc!", try to dodge all the Wurms storming to the window and run.

>>44281024
>Ushi-oni
C-can I reroll? I like my pelvis

>>44281024
>Banshee
Crybaby goth gf is one of my top 10 monsters. Time to become a preacher of Hel. I'll be sure to convert plenty of the local zombies into nuns if you guys want to visit the church.

>>44281127
I tell them that I have crippling Penitis and it can only be cured by an unmarried succubus. Then I enjoy the free wurmback ride.

>>44280997
Oh yes, I most certainly will forward to it. I'm also going to take her hair and twirl it around in my fingers, run my hand through her hair and massage her scalp

>>44280766
>Matango Redux
>A mushroom-like Mamano that evolved from various fungi absorbing large quantities of Mamano Mana. Due to this, their minds are hazy and foggy, constantly thinking about copulating with human men to gather their sustenance and nutrients.
>Periodically, they will spread their spores and even sprout fruiting bodies of various mushrooms-- To include Raging or Death's Head, depending on the individual Matango. If eaten or inhaled by a human man, the mana of the Matango will seep into their bodies and minds and drive them to seek her out to copulate.
>If a human woman is infected by the spores or eats a mushroom from the Matango, she will become more lustful and eventually monsterize and seek out her new husband.
>A rather common ingredient in Demon Realm dishes, Matango mushrooms are noted for their quality of texture and the density of the mana stored within them.
>Even a Matango's body will mirror the amount of mana she has consumed over time, with the most voluptuous and amorous of their kind being found within Demon Realms across the world
>While normally stationary, Matango are fully capable of moving on their feet-- Though the first time they do this will be much like a toddler standing, and many will be carried to their new homes where they can be doted on and violated by their husbands

Pic unrelated because Lims are a cute.

>>44281024
>Dark matter
ahahaha im in danger

>>44281136
You don't need to worry, any human in a new relationship with a ushi-oni will be given new pelvises as needed

>>44281127
Pay for breakfast from their pancake fundraiser, churches always have breakfast fundraisers. Surely they'll accept the mysterious metal coinage I carry.

>>44281142
worst -shee

>>44281024
>Kitsune-bi
What's the lair of a fox ghost? She lives "near youko and inari"

>>44281024
>Titania
Help

>>44281179
And a Gay Bulge to you as well ya Gaelic lass

>>44281143
>unmmarried succubus
>most monsters are half succ
anon is not bright

>>44281179
The celts are coming, the celts are coming.

>>44281077
Enchantments. Ring of cold resistance, amulet of elemental immunity, spell-tattoo of inner heat. When you get creative with it, nothing can stop you from being fashionable in any conditions. Because of course, all that magical bling do be lookin fab

>>44281024
>Kobold
Well, at least I'd wake up warm.

>>44281095
>Get up
Bonk. I hope you can crawl quickly.

should make them have hatesex followed by lovesex and then back and forth to maximize bucks.

>>44281024
>cupid
What would cupid's "lair" even look like?

>>44281186
c'mere and I'll let you see my lucky rabbits head.

>>44281217
Well it'd just be her house, really. Just please don't try to read any of her books it's filled with mushy, sweet romance novels

the gyaru hunting in her natural habitat

>>44281217
Very pink and with lots of cushions.

>>44281102
>>44281033
I never really thought of it as a bad guy or a bad writer, but the daily life with a lilim definitely had weird undertones in the later chapters. It started out good, but then the whole thing took a nosedive when that airsoft crap came and with it an interracial couple. As its a literal whore and a voice of reason type token niggy.
He also glorifies this cringe youtuber/streamer culture not to mention he just casually drops God is dead, and you can throw your humanity away. I'm not gonna judge, as I don't even remember him seeing here, but its definitely an eyebrow raiser, as I have learned the shitty people, who try to subvert are very slimy as they never make concrete statements, but suggestions.

>>44281217
Like Zap Brannigan's Lovenasium

>>44281217
Whatever you do, don't open the wardrobes. One of them is actually her gun cabinet and she's shy about hiding her collection in a wardrobe instead of a proper gun rack that she doesn't get the time to buy or assemble

>>44281217
A chaotic, busy office, filled with cups of cold coffee and overworked cupids all bearing dark rings under their eyes dealing with stupid dorks, tsunderes and chuunies vehemently standing in the way of their destined love.

>>44281229
Why is she drooling like that?

>>44281226
I enjoy reading trashy Korean manwha about romance every once in a while so it'd be completely understandable

>>44281247
anticipation before her next meal

>>44281238
And this is why you drive away all content creators.

>>44281238
I'm currently CTRL+F-ing through his daily live with lilim story and I see the same. Some nigger friend appeared in the later chapters and is constantly at odds with the protag. I can smell the shit stewing in streggaes head through my monitor.

just because she is 8ft tall mountain of muscle doesn't mean her ears are safe from molestation

>>44281247
It's a canine thing, you wouldn't get it.

>>44281269
Are you a circus acrobat? Cause you made a huge leap of logic and look like a clown in the process.

>>44281284
Streggae got mad here once and said nobody seemed to care so he stopped posting. I assume the interacial stuff was just a bit of a fuck you after the last drama.

>>44281269
Literally the only people who complain about 'content creators' being driven out are either assmad clowns like yourself or egotistical bitch waffles who couldn't see themselves digging their own graves before it was too late. The dildo of hindsight rarely arrives lubed.

>>44281298
>the exact same posting style as always
Damn, I wonder who this could be.

>>44281308
Anonymous, duh.

>>44281280
I'm in love.

>>44281274
She has rope tied to her waist, hips so wide a drunken paraplegic could cling to them, and convenient handlebars on her head. Her ears are very much in danger.

>>44281296
>getting back at those internet racists at 4chan through bestiality with niggers is worth it, even if the fire may catch on onto other bridges
Uh huh.

All my stories are just "dude's life is a mess, he finds the missing piece and it's a monster girl". It's not rocket science.
The stories aren't any good either but they don't offend nobody

>>44281274
Everything has a weak point.

>>44281321
Doing the Demon Lord's work Anon

>>44281329
Thanks, I try sometimes.

>>44281321
I'm in a bit of a pickle.
>want to write
>only want to write about my waifu
So my choices are either write a story that is very normal and lovey dovey or write something like my waifu going through a bunch of men to see which are worthy of being her spirit energy dispenser.

>>44281321
I like writing those kinds of short stories too.

>demon-mershark hybrids
Oh NO

I miss Ironbeast. He was the most positive black person I knew in this thread.

>>44281363
Write one that's about how her species functions in society

touch fluffy... ears?

looks trustworthy

>>44281321
That's my plan as well, although I do end up injecting some of my personal shit into it. Example: the Eros flayer protag is scared that he's not worthy of monsters, will fuck it all up, etc. That's how I am too

>>44281363
Write whatever you want to write about but be prepared for people to give you pushback if they don't enjoy the content. Just be up front with what's inside and don't sneak in the unfunny, uncute shit the Potato Farmer does with his stories.

>>44281371
He's every shonen nigger you know on youtube,
His only defining traits are being into monstergirls and being british.

>>44281393
Fucking hell, I knew you guys weren't smart but damn lol.

>>44281370
>Swims up to you ferociously
>Aggressively shoves a contract into your face and demands you sign it
THE HORROR

>>44281386
I'm going to fix her or make modern evils trying.

>>44281386
Immensely. Time to let her join the party on our quest and engage in wacky hijinks.

>>44281386
purple is the most trustworthy colour of course. if you see a monster dressed in purple, you should ask it for advice and follow it without question.

>>44281370
Loan sharks being given a new meaning

>>44281308
You got me Anon, what can I do for you on this fine afternoon.

>>44281427
Tell KC we need a cat kingdom guide like the sabbath book.

I wonder what you could ask a demon for that would make their heart skip a beat? I would ask one for true love or help being the best person I can be, and sex magic

>>44281411
But what's the most untrustworthy color?

>>44281442
she chonk

>>44281439
Not in the purview of my responsibilities sorry. All I can offer you in this trying time is certified hood classic of a doujin page.

>>44281443
Green because once you go green no matter how hard you scrub you'll never be clean.

>>44281443
you say so, but have you ever personally been tricked by a purple monster? thought not. checkmate

>>44281456
>Purple-skinned monster girl
>Purple pupils
>Purple hair
>Purple fur, tail, horns, etc.
MAXIMUM TRUST

>>44281024
>>44281024
>pixie
I’m bedridden in some tiny mushroom house and she’s making lewd hand motions talking about what’ll happen once my bottom half is healed. Fuck uh…anons the shrinking spell only lasts a few hours, right?

>>44281024
>Goburin
Apply dick to Goblins.

>>44281271
I still think that the whole story started out good. I liked it but these later chapters have this weirdness around them. It's just full of where did this come from? moments, as now the lilim gets told "you don't need to be with him all the time, so lets go out and have an only girl time" and the MC aggress with this, and in fact relishes in it? Its definitely weird. It wouldn't be if it was an arc for him, that he didn't understood what he had, until he loses it type of moments.
If I'm wrong, then its my bad, but it definitely doesn't feel like it.

>>44281442
I bet she'd enjoy something related to my TF fetish so she could be ravished a different way every night.

red monsters though...

>>44281540
Red is good but blue is best.

>>44281540
made for getting in bar fights with minotaur

>>44281543
You can always split the difference with purple. That gray blue color is the best, but it's still hard to go wrong with purple.

I wounder how a demon would react if you just asked her if she could fix me.
Would she be concerned? Happy? Already planing the kids names in her head?

>>44281543
I'm weak to both.

Do your duty, hero.

>>44281540
I want a red and a blue one and I will not settle for less.
I don't care what quests I must complete, I will do it.

>>44281543
blue is too smug, haughty and condescending. red is honest, helpful and down to earth even if they keep trying to pick fights with everyone who "looks at you funny".

>>44281565
"Of course- the Demon lord must die after all. Hand me my sword"

Double loss.

>>44281554
Gray is good but a nice Onyx black can be well worth it.

>>44281574
Nah, blue can go full cool beauty.

>>44281586
Yeah, I'm gonna double insta-loss them by licking their horns. 100% effective

Hahaha, while they fight over red and blue, I'll take all the green ones for myself.

>>44281600
It's all ogre now

>>44281298
fuck off shoggocks

>>44280766

You WILL be dominated by the red and blue oni.
You WILL be happy.

Help! My house has been broken into by a giant black dog thing with flaming eyes! And she says she's going to eat me! I've barricaded the bedroom door but it's only a matter of time until she breaks through, WHAT DO I DO?!?!

>>44281683
[X] genuflect

>>44280824
One time we where discussing why we don't want niggers in MGE and someone got mad and lose it. After that streggae stop posting here. You're confirming what I was thinking, sad

>>44281181
Congrats on your new big sister!

>>44281685
I don't want /pol/lacks here either

>>44281685
That he was black?

>>44281690
So when is Kendrick gonna fuck the lim, streggae?

>>44281683
Parry her pounce, then apply hand behind ears, apply hand under cheek, apply hand on belly, apply collar on neck. Congrats, you now have a loyal hound ready to do anything you ask, as long as you give her treats. She recognizes being sexo'd as a treat

>>44281690
Remember December and the writing contest? That was around that time I think.
>>44281700
No, that the one crying was him

>>44281516
Even if it does wear off, you won't be going anywhere with broken legs.

>>44281709
Don't follow this nerds advice. This will work later on in your relationship with her, but not now when she is in her first hornyrage with you. She will suplex you into your bed and rip your clothes off. Just make your life easier by laying down on your bed completely naked.

>>44281683
go to sleep. she wont disturb you if you take a nap

>>44281683
Rude way to talk about your wife Anon.

>>44281683
rape it

You can safely take one seal off a fox and it will bring you good luck.

>>44281760
im gonna nibble on her nipples till she lactates

>>44281713
You mean all the anti black posts were him?

>>44281760
Aight, I'm gonna peel off the one covering her cunt, creampie her and glue it back on. Continue this for weeks till she goes 120% mad and then rip them all off and face the storm.

>>44281738
now, she will cuddle up next to you and try to force you whenever you open your eyes. just stay calm, say good morning and start setting boundaries. if you play your card right then you can delay the inevitable for 5 days and maybe even end up being on top.

>>44281414
>paddle boarding through your favorite lagoon
>board jerks underneath you
>hang on for dear life as it's pulled away from the beach so fast it leaves a wake
>demershark pops out of the water and flashes her teeth at you
>tells you she has a once in a lifetime offer for you
>a ride back to shore and a ride on the shore
>all for five easy installments of daughters, due every nine months

>>44281781
No anon, "he was the one crying when the thread criticize niggers." was my theory and what I answer to confirm it.

>>44280766

>>44281760
What if I take the whole fox? Then I'll have all of her seals, and all of the good luck! And a fox to cuddle and pet, while she's too sealed to fight back or resist. This is a foolproof plan, yes!

>>44281024
>Mad Hatter
She winds up trying to court me with the Mock Turtle's song. That, and the tea.
>Will you? Won't you?
>Will you? Won't you?
>Won't you join the dance?

>>44281322
Yeah and for me its fat hags like this

>>44281685
You all can't possibly be this insecure to allow dudes who aren't white have their own fantasies in MGE. Cheral was one dude.

>>44281815
yes you can. just remember to groom, feed and play with her everyday. irresponsible ancient evil owners will have their ancient evils unsealed.

>>44281847
>don't like something
>insecure!
Like clockwork.

>>44281858
Comes off as pretty insecure if you're going to exclude an entire ass race of people just because of how American Negroes act, yes.

>>44281867
>nooooo let niggers into your heart

>>44281847
roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, sure but it's not welcome here and I don't want to hear about them. Just don't mention skin and everyone can self-insert.

>>44281867
It's not a America-only problem but what about we speak about monster girls now?

>>44281875
I'm saying to stop taking porn so seriously unless they're actually breaking KC's rules dingus. Besides black dudes in MGE would know know like three things:

Fight Salamander wife. Ride wife. Life good.

>>44281849
this includes having children btw.

>>44281892
It's gonna take some time till people cool down after wightfag. Don't be surprised when anons are screeching at stuff like that for the foreseeable future.

>>44281867
The point of escapism is to get away from reality and niggers are one of the worst parts of reality. Same reason people don't want to talk about cholera in MGE.

>>44281917
Anon I know your kind
No appeasement will work since your entire existence revolves around drama and conflict. You will simply event problems to continue to have your drama.

>>44281909
wightfag is KCs problem, not ours.

>>44281024
Umi Osho's lair, so like a cave by coast in zipangu? if so apologize for invading her home and ask her how to get to the closest graveyard or dragon lair

>>44281909
Literally the only people who continue to bring up /pol/ shit and Cheral's who debacle with KC are people who're just trying to stir the pot or meta post. What happened to him should just be filed away in the history books but here we fucking are.

>>44281937
This.

>>44281932
>guys, pls don't call out the subversive, destructive elements

>>44281932
You're the one trying to force this shit, not me.

>>44281858
Yes anon, you are unironically extremely insecure if seeing a black dude getting a loving wife or the mere mention of skin tone being dark is enough to set you off. The race play stuff is fine to dislike though

>>44281271
His earlier fan stories are shonenshit and with a name like "streggae" there is a very high chance that it's a literal nigcel. Better to know now and drive it out then have a c**ral situation where it pretends to be "just another anon" for years before revealing its true nature.

>>44281954
I am
Thats you

>>44281968
No it's not him. It's you, now shut the fuck up

need wolfu

If it's not mick and his mental illness, it's bunker schizos spilling their /pol/ meta faggotry all over the thread.
I miss the calmer times before all of this

>>44281953
This is like that futa hellhound getting dmcaed. The only people who would know about it are either into futa(so don't post here) or the ones fucking reporting it.

Mandatory flayer correction for anonymous can't come soon enough.

>>44281979
Based anon trying to focus on the important things.

I am going to make myself a garden that has all kinds of cool things in it like cabbages and carrots and different berries and stuff
I hope no greenworm comes in and eats it all

>>44281987
I'm not retarded can I still get flayer correction? Please???

>>44281980
>I miss the calmer times before all of this
Black hands typed this post.

>>44281980
Yea this is really gay, i hate race shit.

>>44281077
All of these answers and nobody even guessed the obviously correct choice. Succs stay warm by cuddling with their husbands under the covers

>>44282009
You will be raped by desert monsters

>>44282020
Good.

>>44281980
If foxes are so evil why is S'mores so hot?

>>44281083
>Fall out of a portal and into the middle of Makai demon army encampment
And then anon was dadanon

>>44281979
Is that a wolf or just a fat dog? How does one tell?

>>44282041
Hold out your hand and say shake.

>When big, strong, domineering mamono want to be the little spoon, snuggle up to you, and get headpats after violently lewding you

>>44282031
>And then anon was dadanon
Hey, at least the war is canceled.

Mage erotic

>>44282053
>human hag cosplaying
I still don't understand how mamono radicals still fall for this.

>>44282041
you simply ask them if they are a wolf or a good girl. the kind of smile they have as they pin you down will be your answer.

>>44282058
I don't understand why she's posted. Pic rel, it's my dark mage spellsword waifu.

>>44281987
flayers still dont fix mental illness, they only do gay shit like make you think you are an orc

>>44282069
BEHOLD, A CLOWN

>>44282049
>big, strong, domineering mamono want to be the little spoon
Almost like you're a backpack.

>>44282070
>sword that looks like a perfect thrusting sword
>ruined by the bellend
ur wife is dum

>>44282086
Monsters love a good bellend. They can't help it.

>>44282070
no hat no mage
If you are gonna this route you should have posted Erza from Fairy Tail

>>44281980
You would be able to tell if it's the mick because he flip flops between throwing a pity party and "Lul u mad?" style /vg/ posts. Don't know or care who these other chucklefucks are because they can't tell us the answer to who has the best pussy.

>>44282109
That is easy, it is cait sith.

>>44282109
>who has the best pussy
Well, either baph or demon if we ask KC.

>>44282069
Beautiful child
Bogies and bogeys truly have the most beautiful of children

>>44282109
Baphos and lilims

>>44282020
Deserts suck, hydration during sex is important!

>>44282123
>tfw you see your fumo daughter waddle over to you

>>44282138
Poor gal, why are they so cruel?

>>44282138
Thst plush is adorable

What do you lads actually do? What's your role?

>>44282198
Mana battery

>>44282198
I ejaculate.

>>44282198
Husband

>>44282198
Nothing. I let despair take over me.

>>44282138
stitch it up,give it a wash and she can use it as a sittin g pillow

>>44282198
Body and bed warmer

>>44282198
I help fight, as a backline fighter and try to open diplomacy with various Monster girls as me and my Caravan travel through the manamo kingdoms. I also listen and try to provide the occasional non monster rooted POV on marriage counselling for the married couples of our group that isn't just "have sex now"

>>44282198
clown knight

>>44282198
Bloodbag
I wish my vampire wife would stop calling me that but she keeps calling me that every time she makes me cum from just her sucking my blood and now I get a massive erection every time she says it.

>>44282198
Beach

>>44282198
Housekeeping

>>44282198
I work a dangerous profession. I teach kids.

>>44282269
Elaborate

>>44282322
i dress like a clown in armor, i smack the unruly with a massive hammer and love to mess with order cities, causing them to turn into clowntowns and dancing in the pale moonlight with my wives

>>44281765
deems is cute as always.

>>44282198
Making sure printer prints

when did you lost trust in KC?

>>44282198
Husband/Bloodbag

>>44282403
Lost trust? What trust is there to have?
He makes thing, I like thing, I enjoy thing.
If you're talking about his sudden slowdown that's more of an annoyance and not a loss of trust.
Or if you're talking about his jihad against anyone he doesn't like even though he's not solving anything and just making himself stressed I'd say that's more a thing to pity.

>>44282198
PhD

>>44282403
February during the wight thing. He really mistepped handling that stuff.

>>44281033
Man I liked his first story but when he made the Daily Life one with the Pole I had a gut instinct that he was a faggot given how the MC acted towards the based Lilim and Mamano, typical faggot in that case.
And now he reveals himself as a melanated individual, wonderful times we are in. Thank god there's better anons around though. I still gotta finish writing shit myself.

>>44282198
Stress ball, bed warmer, therapist (I just say "I love you"), standard stuff

>>44282470
Damn old foxes...

>>44282503
Player haters degree
?

>>44282509
That's one ugly monster girl you posted there.

>>44282616
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>44282403
Trust is something that should only be reserved for people you implicitly know and interact with. As far as I care, KC is one out of literal of hundreds of Japanese authors and artists if we include mangaka. I like his product, I wish he would produce more of it on a consistent basis but at the end of the day that's his call to make.

If you're just trying to bait shit out to dunk on people the only major complaint is how the entire Cheral saga went down. But that was largely because you had autistic bullshit from various people to include Aux, Wikifag, Puuyo, the entire /trash/ board ( Most notably Asher, the alleged day trader on the lam from Yakuza who's favorite hobby is spending exorbitant money on monster boy and cuck shit ) and even Cheral himself. Thankfully most days the dust has finally cleared and people generally know better than to kick up a miniature shit storm dust devil. Usually.

>>44282616
That's just your pre DL dark mage.
What did you think she was before?

>>44282616
Don't be so mean to an Alp, anon.

>tfw your photo and info gets posted on 4mon and mindflayer replies to it with "I can fix him"

>>44282696
Jokes on them, I'm not broken. I'm just apathetic

>>44282198
Cow Breeder.

>>44282735
So, a farm bull?

I'm back with a personal commission from Yerb. Something I've wanted done for ages. Another exciting commission from another artist in the next month or two.

Eros really does have the best aesthetic, and they make for good waifus.

>>44282633
It would take just one thing for the dust to settle.

>>44282776
promoted from tbe snuggle scouts

>>44282789
Shut the fuck up Mick you are a literal non-factor in the whole Cheral debate. If anything you are the biggest lolcow the community has produced in literal years.

>>44282431
Art will always destroy the artist.

>>44282198
i run support

>>44282799
Stealing this, haha

>>44282849
Wonderland is a strange and often enigmatic place. Last week Wilkins walked into it through the mouth of a chipper toad.

She thinks my tractor's sexy

>>44282808
FYI, I have a futa hellhound.

>>44282896
Nobody asked.

>>44282889
Dork Cow.

>>44282915
I just like sharing my monster girl art.

>E-Excuse me, have you seen a P'Orc warband? I forgot the spot we were supposed to meet at...

Real dead hours.

I imagine cait has really dainty little feet. I imagine them leg locking me often.

>>44282949
>This is actually the warchief of the local P'Orc horde.
Such a silly lass.
Very skilled in combat but no sense of direction.

>>44283004
Sex with bottom heavy little undead girls for hours.

>>44283004
Bully vampires.

Is it time for another writing contest?

>>44283041
>When the loli wight shows up in custom fitting full plate for the adventure.
>Along with some ghoul servants to help put it on.
>And a spectral dwarf to repair it.

Really tough and aloof wolf monsters gettin instantloss'd by their own estrus!

Introducing hags to modern technology is fun.

>>44283084
Imagine a werewolf somehow raised by a family of jinko.

>>44283084
hehe yeah... they instalost...

>>44283084
>wolf monsters
YES

get lifted, idiot

>>44283090
The day of the Tig Bitty Wolfu has arrived.

>>44283072
>the loli wight shows up in custom fitting full plate for the adventure.
>full plate by monster standards is a platemail micro bikini and old fantasy anime style pauldrons

>>44283133
Nah, you can't fit enough fancy etchings and familial crasts on it.
Besides, boobplate has worked for ages and will work for her now.

>>44283142
>you can't fit enough fancy etchings and familial crasts on it.
She can have an another undead loli of a lower rank, like a Banshee or Ochi, as a squire carrying around a banner for her.

>>44283095
i don't understand the significance of the pose but i recognize the power it represents

>>44283099
Why are angels like this?

>>44283153
No see, the banner bearers job is to ALSO display the family banner while she wears fine plate.
See, simply having enough money to get that much armor enchanted, eched, AND have it hug her figure? Its a display of wealth more than anything.
A 'power move' as they say.

>>44283168
I convinced them that being horny is a virtue.

>>44283059
After all the faggots that tried to derail the last one? No.

>>44281024
>wake up in the middle of the desert
>already know I'm fucked
>ground starts to rumble
>I stay stock still
>rumbling passes
>move again
>rumbling continues
>slowly getting dehydrated in the 110+ heat
>it won't be even another hour till I pass out
No no no no no no NO NO NO NO NOT THE WORM GUT PLEASE

>>44283231
there's always the vulture harpies or sand sharks

>>44281683
Hide under your blanket, everyone knows monsters can't get you there

>>44282776
Cute.

>>44282198
Sabbath guinea pig, I am content

>>44283253
>hellhound tries to rape you
>hide under the covers
>hear her growl in frustration
>she goes downstairs
>hear her raid your fridge
>she loudly starts eating the sandwich she made with whatever was in your fridge, waiting for you to come out

>>44283290
big bunny

>>44281024
>Holstaur
Jackpot

>>44283287
The only option is to cry

I was walking down the street when a guy holding onto the wall reached out from an alley and begged me to help him as he was wrapped in the hair of a Kejourou trying to kidnap him. I just told him "Sure sucks to be you haha." and kept on walking as he got dragged away and raped.

It's not my problem.
I fail to see how it is my problem.
Still not my problem.
Never gonna be my problem.

>>44283323
That will only turn her on, Anon.

>>44283353
it's pretty routine, nothing to get worked up over

>>44283356
Then you can always try the "point knife at self" trick, though you will be immobilized for the next few hours

>>44283389
bigger

>>44283353
Probably wouldn't have been able to help him anyway.

>>44283353
>he asks for help
>give him 5 bucks and keep walking
a saint i am

Whats better? Big wife or small wife?
Medium wife need not apply

>>44283420
Honestly depends on the species, setup, and mood.
I can go either way.
Med is Mid though.

>>44283420
yes

>>44283353
I'm the sure the guy ended up okay.

>>44283397
lets see how smug she is after i start touching her inner ear fluff.

>>44283420
Small
Dominant
Extremely snuggly
Covered in fur

>>44283353
You did the right thing Anon. Trying to interrupt a monster abduction just means you get grabbed too. Monsters don't like time with hubby to be interrupted, so she'd be pretty spiteful when she handed you off to one of her relatives or friends. If you got in her way you would have probably been shoved in a box and shipped off to her aunt in Hagville.

>you tasked your kiki to wash all the laundry and cook some dinner as you have to work over tonight because your boss asked you to
>come home a little earlier than she was expecting because you managed to finish early
>don't tell her because you wanted to surprise her since you were also bringing a new bottle of the perfume she likes the most as well
>when you get home you find her lazing out on the couch in nothing but a tanktop and dolphin shorts
>playing video games and eating pretzels
>she hasn't fixed dinner yet and the laundry is only half done
>she willfully shirked her duties in the most Unkiki-like manner to binge play that olden circle game on your PS5 and eat snacks instead

How do you punish her insolence?

>>44283420
Big and soft

>>44283420
>Medium wife need not apply
>"But... I learned to see the future to find you."

>>44283492
Take a picture of her laziness and threaten to send it to the maid academy whenever she gets uppity

>>44283492
Give her the look and watch her break inside

>>44283420
Small lover, later medium wife

>>44283496
Well Lich-san, you need to keep in mind 2 things.
One, you can learn magic to get taller or shorter.
Two, Medium just need not apply for the question, they are still valid for marriage.

>>44283496
she just needs to give anon a shota potion
problem solved

>>44283238
>Vulture harpies
>Hovers over any men suffering in the desert
>Snatches them up and takes them to their nest
>Despite their seemingly kuudere attitude, it's hard for them to conceal their happiness once the man they catch is out of danger
>They're actually big worrywarts but admitting it openly is a bit too embarrassing

>>44283492
Why would I get mad at her for enjoying herself?

>>44283535
good ears for nibbling

>>44283477
I'm not so sure getting sent off to an Kej's aunt would be the worst thing in this instance.

>>44283546
be nice to your maid

>>44283420
Little wife is easier to hug, but big wife is better at hugging you. If you have a daughter with big wife you can hug your daughter while big wife hugs you, but if small wife is a fast breeding race like a mouse you can have a family cuddle pile... WHY IS THIS SO HARD?

>>44283580
no
I will nibble on that maid's wings

>>44283697
I don't remember Jiangshi being that meaty.

>>44283707
imagine the meaty claps and jiggles when she hops

I had an image of the cutest little monster girl feet. I lost it. I spend an hour looking for it. I feel bad. The feet are a lie.

>>44282509
>>44282695
based logh enjoyers

>>44283714
imagine getting sweaternapped by one and bouncing up and down with her as she hops around.

>>44282949
>A little boy succesfully stopped an Orc Waaaaggh by himself
Pathetic, embarrassing! The Order's Military is a joke all it takes to stop orcs in their Waaaagggh is just a little human boy.

>>44283714
The curse of excess flesh truly is a wonderful thing to see.
And hear, because they aren't sneaking up on anyone with builds like that.

>>44283731
The greenskins are now merely excited, and after a generation will come back in greater numbers.

>>44283727
>hops away with you in her sweater
>her hopping causes you to fall out and hit the ground with an "ow"
>she goes back, kisses your booboo, and puts you back
>this repeats many more times

so what would you write on a jiangshi's talisman?

>>44283749
"200% fertility"

>>44283731
>huge band of orcs with high morale
>marching to their next town that they eagerly look forward to conquering
>they encounter a boy lost in the woods
>he is scared of the orcs
And that's how he became a member of the horde.

>>44283749
Extra Meaty

>>44283420
big

>>44283749
Cow

>>44283744
Ironically, the catch is to make sure she sweaternaps while limbered up and secure the man before her joints lock up again. Then she can bounce around as much as she wants without risk of him falling out. But it's not easy for a jiangshi to become flexible on her own.

>>44283420
Big wife, bonus points if they can turn into small wife

>>44283749
Love