/jp/ - Otaku Culture

maybe you should get a rabbit

>she will never sweep you off your feet, take you to her home, ravage you, and claim you as a househusband
I just want to wave her off in the morning from the door as she leaves for work, run out at dark with an umbrella to escort her through the rain when she gets back, cook her favorite food for dinner, eat together and talk about whatever at the table? Why can't I be her shoulder to cry on when she is sad, a pelvis to shatter when she's angry, and someone who will do their very best to satisfy their every need? Why must my heart ache everyday calling out for her, yet she will never answer the call?

Going to get a cowlick from the holst barber tomorrow

what terrible event gave this poor hebi trust issues

>>44273464
she watched the never ending story

you woke in mge, things is your in mobtown, where all the monsters have mobfaces and are literally called by their species name n+1 and all look the same
they are also scared of faces that are detailed

>>44273464
Ever since she found out that her husband talked to women before he met her. She's never been the same after that.

>>44273452
I trust Weresheep to be good barbers.

>>44273486
Holy shit what a loose manwhore he must be

>>44273495
>scolding a hebi for being irresponsible a d hurting herself like that whilst you disinfect her wounds

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>>44273479
>are literally called by their species name n+1
Would she like it if I gave her a new name?

>>44273523
>hebi sobs a little
>not only from the disinfectant but also from being properly told off for once

>>44273533
maybe but thats if she can get over her fear of your face

Soon, very soon.

>>44273555
could wear a mask or just wait for your face to fall off naturally

>>44273563
anon , you are going to need to go the locla mask maker but do you wanna risk it?

>>44273555
Maybe I'll leave Mobtown after all, it's starting to feel too real.

inma tail has a different idea for today's lecture

I'm going to walk up to a Baphomet with a fat butt and ask her to sit on my face as a joke! She'll get embarrassed and won't know how to react!

Blunt force vagina emission super engage motherfucker

>>44273621
>dragon zombies don't have nipples
Hah, I told them that reptiles don't have mammary glands but they didn't believe me.

>>44273531
Looks like Nico Robin as a Baphomet.

i need mg that is shapely, elegant, beautiful, sporty and nubile

>be tall around a baphomet
>she starts climbing you instinctually

>>44273312
>How much time in a day does the average kej husband spend tending to his wife's hair?
I would guess somewhere between one to two hours minimum?

>>44273631
Is that her catchphrase or something she wants to hear?
>>44273660
I thought Ratas would be more likely to do that.

>>44273617
you sure, i heard they have cute wives just gotta show you aint scary

>>44273495
>hebi telling her friends a horror story around the campfire
>her husband runs into his ex at the grocery store and he introduces her
>she's pretty, single, and successful
>"And then, as you leave, he LOOKS BACK AT HER!"

>>44273696
I just don't want a wife that thinks I'm ugly.

>>44273701
>small hebi asks her mom if that really happened
>big hebi tells her that pretty human aren't real, and that they can't take her childhood friend from her

>>44273708
it aint really disgust, its a fear of whats unknown, most dont see faces like yours

I miss him, bros.

>>44273736
I wanna sniff fishy cait sith breath.

What's the best way to get a monster actually mad at you outside of the obvious like intentionally hurting their husband. Question their loyalty? Imply they only want a man for more power? Insist to one trying to court you multiple times that you're "not good enough" for her and that she "should find a man in her league"?

>>44273749
Gross. But cu sith breath, well, maybe...

>>44273765
tease and don't put out

all i want is more wurm

>small plump fox sets up a stand next to the sidewalk
>the only thing she has is a sign that says "tofu 4 mofu! (limited sale, 1 in stock!)"
>her tail starts wagging every time someone gets close to the stand
seems she still has a few lessons to learn about trickery.

>>44273711
>small hebi hugs her anon doll and whimpers
>she can't let childhood friend anon be captured!
>meanwhile lil anon is excited to play house with small hebi again
>little does he know that they are going to play yan house instead

>>44273660
>Be sad around Bogey
>She instinctively hugs you

>>44273807
>hebi wife enters little hebi's room to give her and Anon some snacks
>little hebi has Anon tied to a chair
>trying to force-feed him cookies she made in her easybake oven
>hebi mom leaves them be, remarking about how proud she is of her daughter

Miss Khepri gathered enough mamono mana to form a Dark Matter. She is not happy about it.

>>44273807
>young anon finds himself tied up with jumping rope in small hebi's room
>hebi interrogates him about which girls he played with in recess and what he thinks about the holst teacher
>anon is having fun thinking they are playing a captured knight
>mama hebi nods approvingly from behind the door
>her husband later came home and made small hebi untangle him

>>44273807
>hebi yan tendencies start early
Many such cases

>>44273874
>hebi interrogates him about which girls he played with in recess and what he thinks about the holst teacher
>young anon says he only likes to play with small hebi and the teacher is mean for giving homework
>small hebi just starts blushing and stutters
>wife hebi sees this and goes to find hubby to make more hebis

>>44273881
Here is your snake hole, kek.
https://files.catbox.moe/s60gze.jpg

>>44273865
time to katamari the world

So I was looking up interspecies reviewers and it looks like a lot of the manga wasn't translated into english?

>>44273926
Good, that shit is complete trash.

>>44273940
Human thread might be more your speed.

Never trust foxes.

>"Foolish mortal man. You are just a mere human, a weak existence. I was once worshiped as the Goddess of the Sun and I rule the deserts as an immortal queen! My divinity is undeniable and all who hear my commands must obey! How could you possibly think to oppose me? You can't beat me!"

>>44273973
Wow, such good balance!

>>44273973
>"Alright but you still need to draw 8 more cards, also UNO."

>>44273951
You want loose whores? Go ahead but you're still a fucking faggot for wanting that.

>>44273973
You're right, I must seek refuge in the arms of an apophis!

>>44273973
I throw an apophis at her

>>44273973
i got a heavy stick and im stealing your fattest anubis and running off with her

>>44273926
>When you tell them you don't believe in God

>>44273926
>>44273962
>>44274006
>>>/vg/
stay in your shithole.

>>44273973
Okay, calm down there Settra. You just woke up from your tomb, take it easy...

>>44274011
?

>>44273951
no, from what i can tell it focuses on whore brothels, not the MGE kind of love.

>>44273973
Yep, you're totally right. You do you lady! Sand power! Wooo!
Now if you excuse me, I'm needed in your little sister's chambers. I'm teaching her not to underestimate adults. Very important corrections, see.

>>44274021
It focuses on monster girls in a heavily d&d style setting.
i think you want /r9k/?

>>44273891
goddamn that's a puffy vulva

>>44274038
WHORE monsters, anon. the key word is WHORE.
the mc's go around to different monster girl run establishments, dump their cum, and leave. with no relationship or anything.

>>44274020
STAY IN YOUR SHITHOLE

Monsters with hair covering eyes>monsters with visible eyes

>>44274043
I'm here for monster girls not to marry a drawing.

>>44274043
You're likely replying to the mick, just call him a faggot and move on.

A new level for the thread where anons outright admit they aren't interested in monster girls, just virgins.

embrace slime girls

I’m gonna contaminate the water supply with abyssal goo and watch the chaos unfold from afar.

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>>44274077
>why isn't everyone a cuck like me
hi, wightfag

>>44274084
Huh? I was talking about abyssal stuff which I’m not wightfag.

>>44274092
Sorry anon kek, my fault for shitposting without my full attention. Meant to reply to >>44274059
Have a Shog as an apology.

>>44274118
Dork.

>>44274084
>>44274092
Please don't refer to him as "wightfag" anymore.
He has lost any right to the name and is barred from MGE by KC's will. Miss Wight doesn't deserve to be associated with that tard.

I am the senate

>>44274141
does that mean mick is still cool?

>>44273441
I understand your pain anon so much, I really want to be a good husband/butler for a monster.

>>44274141
Sorry anon, I was going to read your post but I got distracted by undead milkers.

I'm gonna tell a super ancient, centuries old Wight hag that she still looks cute as a button and see how she reacts.

>>44274154
Furshitters were never cool.

>>44274156
She needs to put some pants on

>>44274156
>When wight-san learns I'm into girls with 'extra large' assets.

>>44274169
Tell that to KC and get the siths removed finally then.

>>44274141
Think it's too late for that, anon.

>>44274171
>>44274168
You will both be clawed until mindbroken

Semi related the fucking wight in the mana cabana story ruined me, damn you Magus

>>44274196
Yes, I too want a girl to expect me to serve her then try to rape my soul.

I can't even look at Wights anymore without feeling disgusted.

A baphomet will never tell you to show your moves.

>>44274196
>>44274201
Yes.

>>44274210
show her your crazy break dancing moves

>>44274235
Me too, I hope he writes a cait sith like that soon.

>>44274244
The fag who singelhandedly turned KC into the biggest lolcow this side of the atlantic.

>>44274251
>The fag who singelhandedly turned the mick into the biggest lolcow this side of the atlantic.
fixed

>>44274244
>>44274196
I bet these girls vore their husbands.
I have nothing to back this up. This is mere speculation.

im going to steal a wight hag and use her as my onahole, no need for her noble

I just want to be grabbed by a wight

>>44274266
>meanwhile
>"I'm going to steal a commoner and use him as my dildo, no need for his pleb"

Wights only want men named Tyrone, Marcus, Jamal, Tariq and Jackson.

>>44274286
well imma steal her at night and just pound till shes retarded and make off with her

>>44274235
>She could probably reach you from quite a distance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaJyZ7lmHiM

>>44274287
That's nice Sheamus but I don't think anyone cares. Go back to being a British vassal now okay?

>>44274238
>anon break dances in front of her
>she's confused but says she likes seeing him upside down like that

>>44274299
>she planned to steal anon at night as well
>both leave empty handed and frustrated
>wight's maids or anon's friends wonder if they should hold them back so one of them rapes the other silly

>>44273430

>>44274311
Nice cope, have fun when your "loyal" Wight "wife" gets her insides rearranged ghetto style after you leave the house.

It has been confirmed to me that everyone here will get a lamia wife.
>But Anon, I don't want a snake wife
Tough shit. It is what it is. I'm just relaying what I've been told through the portals. Something, something, the userbase here is prime bait for yandere girls, so we've been selected to become husbands to lamias.

The good news is, we'll all be enrolled the "Select A Snake" program.
It is what is sounds like it is. You get to select the snake of your choosing. Now before you get too excited, realize that most of them are vanilla lamias. So don't hold your breath is you're hoping for grape snake or echidna; they're quite rare, but there are some in the pool to be selected from. So if you're hoping for one of those, try your best to get to the front of the line. I'm sure the organizers of the program take bribes. The lamias come in all shapes and sizes: long, short, thicc, sticc, oppai, flat, ancient, old, young, and loli. The list goes on. You only get one snake.

So with all this information having been relayed, what subspecies of lamia will you try to go for? What body type and age?

>>44274153
Not yet your not.

I don't deserve monster girls
I would never be able to give them what they deserve and that bothers me to the point I no longer want one

>>44274333
Nice bait but we’re not fish so leave.

>>44274330
why can't elves dress properly? it seems they have only strings and no panties

>>44274336
I'd rather the portals stayed close and you stopped namefagging like a nigger.

>>44274345
Right, I'll let them know you're interested in a matango alp. I'll see what I can do to make this happen for you.

>>44274355
>tranny poster too
God you're just the epitome of cancer.

I want Earth to be invaded by spacefaring lamias.

>>44274361
I want you to kill yourself but looks like neither of us are getting what we want.

>>44274359
Are the alps in your room right now, anon?
Are they wiretapping your phone?
Are they gangstalking you?

>>44274342
>crying this hard over Wights getting their backs blown by men they're built to please.

>all these retards showing up at the same time
totally not a raid though

>>44274364
I don't understand what your problem is.

Looks like it's real aspie hours right now

I wonder if the mindflayers can fix them

>>44274379
He's a tourist, just ignore him

>I'm from Buenos Aires and I say Rape 'em all!

>>44274379
EMGshit is my problem.

>>44274361
Snek seggs in space

>>44274410
It's been a while since it was popular so I'm not surprised newcomers get upset by it

>>44274428
>tourist calling others newfags
My sides, you faggots were fucking insufferable ever since we got kicked to /jp/ and it's why you faggots got moved to /e/.

>>44274409
Such an exotic and smug cow.

>>44274336
gimme a shirohebi or vanilla lamia. preferrably 20-15 years old. long tail, busty but not really thicc, if it's possible. extra yandere if possible.

>>44274439
Wow, I think you're trying to hard

It's fine if you weren't there back them just stop trying to overcompensate by being a gigantic cunt

>>44274336
gimme a shirohebi or vanilla lamia. preferrably 20-25 years old. long tail, busty but not really thicc, if it's possible. extra yandere if possible.

>>44274471
Nice deflection. Go back to whatever shithole you came from tourist because it's obvious as fuck you're not from here.

>raid in progress
>retards and gatekeepers too dumb to ignore obvious bait
abandon thread

>>44274343
That is proper clothing in their culture. Don't be such a bigot.

Or, you know, talk about monster girls
Like fox hags or cows

White boys aren't strong enough for monster girls. They can only be satisfied by a strong, darker man!

>>44274484
No mod will ever give a fuck someone posted something that's clearly a monstergirl in a monstergirl thread

Give up

>>44274507
they are wrong
i will enlighten them with tasteful sundresses and modest sweaters

>>44274545
>modest sweaters
STOP ANON DO NOT TEACH THEM HOW TO SWEATERSNA-

>>44274531
Go back to screeching about people calling you a faggot, I know you're that same nigger that avatarfagged with Ratas and had a meltdown a while ago. Hopefully you'll end up killing yourself this time instead of being a further blight.

>>44274568
Nah I post this correction-bait cherry bomb

I'll be driving through cow country in my red pickup blasting sad country songs

>>44274582
You will be the one getting tipped anon

>>44274582
>Go out expectin' trouble
>To grab the bull by the horns.
>Instead get a nice sheep dog gal

>>44274594
Anon didn't go far enough and merely tilted the cows rather than tipping them

>>44274594
>Anon gets tipped
>New country song makes it onto the radio
>It's about some guy in a red pickup getting "broken in" by the Minotaur singing the song.

>>44274594
>anon gets tipped
>cows give him a tip of not driving red cars here
>"Oh jeez, I thought you girls were going to ra-"
>anon then got raped by cows

>>44274364
Silence, shol'va,

>>44274667
Nobody knows what gay trash you're talking about.

>>44274674
It is a Stargate reference.

>>44274594
They have to catch me first and my truck is fast!

>>44274697
>Anon floors it
>Doesn't realize mino-san has picked up his truck with her bare hands and he is just spinning his wheels
Better luck next time

what the fuck is going on?

>>44274720

>>44274790
simple spamming, just R&I

>>44274790
Seems one of the autists got angered and has resorted to spam

>>44274790
The shitter didn't get enough attention so now he's spamming.

>>44274790
Mickey is mad!

>>44274790
Retard gets mad when you call him on his bullshit and spends a few hours spamming. Sometimes a janny does their job and cleans it up/ gives him a vacation, but that usually only happens when he gets really pissed and starts spamming weird cuck shit.

Why are humans like this? Why do they feel the need to ruin everything? I hate humans (unless they are dark mages, they are cool.)
I just wanted cute jaffa lamia.

>>44274844
Zipangu was a nice place until the last Empress fucked off with her hubby and it exploded into a bunch of warring states.
I hear some weirdo demon is even buying up black powder weaponry

Humies can't compete

>>44274869
Don't be stupid, you shogunfags are always like this.
The Empress still has complete mastery over Zipangu, its just that the incompetent shogun let his power wane after one too many power moves and now the previous subordinate houses fight to establish a new order.

>>44274844
>mecha hebi is hacking into your phone and computer to see if you talk or look at females
scary...

>>44274908
I'm betting that Ochi in the west is going to take it, they say she's a master of weapons, undefeated in battle, and is even has divine blood!
Although the safe bet is on those centaur cavalry, they've always been a military powerhouse so I wouldn't put it past them to roll over the other warlords.

>>44274908
>human army meets the sheep army on the battle field
>opposing shoguns rage as the armies marry each other and make a new city on the "glorious battlefield"

>>44274820
He was dumb enough to post NSFW shit so the chances of the jannies actually doing something is pretty good this time.

>>44274945
>"You idiot! How could you bring Weresheep here? Now both of our armies are crippled!"
>'So you're saying it was a 'Baaaa-d' move?'
>"....Words cannot express how much I hate you in this moment."

>>44274961
>I-I thought it was a funny joke anon...
>thank you sheep-chan, you truly are my wife
>leader rages while sheep blushes

>>44274948
Cry about it, whiteboi

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>>44274948
Man he went mask off really quick this time. Must have been a rough day.

>>44275007
Truly peace now fills the land.
Or at least two competitors are out of the running due to mass sheep deployement.

Looks like the mods ripped his skull open again
Wonder how long till he switches IP

I hate emgfags so much it's unreal. Thanks mods.

>>44275043
>Looks like the mods ripped his skull open again
Not really. Most of his shit is still up.

Thank you maido. We are once again free of filth.

>>44275071
refresh again, its getting deleted but it looks like he used 3 different IPs so they're going through them

>>44275078
No, I've refreshed over ten times and his shit is STILL here.

>>44275096
the porn and cuckshit are gone and it was removed in two waves, waiting on the last bit.

>>44275096
The pictures he posts of just EMG girls usually get left up because they're frankly pretty well within bounds for the thread, but his weird cuck porn usually gets him stitched up.

>>44275117
It's spamming you fucking niggerfaggot. It should get the fuck out too.

>>44275076
Ah, vertical pointed ears, the sign of high quality breeding among Kiki.

>>44275123
Then remember to report it as such, and if it is still not deleted use the feedback function to ask the mods directly. No need to be upset

>>44275123
You can report it as spam if you want, but from experience jannies aren't gonna do shit to those ones.

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>>44274806
If the portals ever open I hope mick gets a flayer for his sake man, I can't imagine how much suffering he's dealing with. Genuinely, like not the "who hurt you" fucker shit, I genuinely want him to not be miserable.

>>44275147
Are you retarded or is this a desperate attempt at demoralization? His EMGshit spam has gotten slapped down dozens of times by now. Did you finally learn how to switch IPs on a reasonable time and now you're just damage controlling?

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>>44274908
I will take over Zipangu with my army of onimushas.

>>44275058
I don't even know what emg is though.
What I do know should fix that hate before using a site like 4chan though - all that will do is feed it and make you unable to discuss what you like simply because someone else can post stuff you hate.

Like, what's to stop someone from just posting kemono friends if they wanted to?
That seems harmless to me and topical unless one is a pedant about particular franchise over girls with animal/monstrous appearances, but if people don't like that monstergirl anime being brought up who knows.

>>44275150
I want his head to be bashed into a fucking pulp, fuck that faggot.

>>44275163
You're obviously too mad to think properly so I'm gonna leave you with this rat. Have a good one man.

>>44275150
This thread would be the prime Mindflayer dating website with the amount of genuinely mentally ill shitposters it attracts.

>>44275165
Anon, I hate to raise this point but the fact that they're already dead means they must be lower quality fighters or exceptionally unlucky.
>War was declared almost immediately, if not because of Damiyo Anon's wishes, but because his loyal soldiers could not stand for such an insult.

>>44275173
Monsters wouldn't want that anon, he's annoying yeah but still a human being. He needs help, comfort, support, we all do. I want him to get better, his suffering wouldn't help us or him.

How to defeat smug monsters?

>>44275076
Do you think the pointed ears are dominant or recessive? I do like perky dog ears just ripe for the fondling.

>>44275172
Fuck off newfag.

>>44275232
I don't give a shit what they want on this irish faggot. I want to drag him behind a car until he doesn't even look human anymore.

>>44275247
Probably recessive considering how rare it is.
May even be a vanishing trait.

i'm thinking about elves and their feet again bro..........

>>44274798
That's a big snek

>>44275279
>Pointy eared Kiki makes sure to remind you that time she spends not pregnant is a disservice to her heritage.
It ain't easy, but someone's gotta do it.

>>44275279
>May even be a vanishing trait.
Forget the jinko, forget the handjob pandas, I know what the gods of conservation are calling me to do.

>>44275251
Nice try, tourist

>>44275206
Shit I could use a flayer and I ain't even nearly as unstable and mean as some people here. Hell if the portals opened I'd be scared I wasn't worthy of a monster, depending on how courageous I'm feeling I would probably try to reach out to a flayer to look into my head to see if I'm an evil person. Probably act pretty similar to the protagonist of the Mana Cabana but worse

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>>44275302
>He finally learned how to reset his IP
Wow, you're not as retarded as I thought. Fucking kill yourself you spamming faggot.

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>>44275298
>Sharp Eared Kiki program.
>Anons are encouraged to take a maid of this species and continue her bloodline.
>Free fertility boosters come with it.
Truly doing the lords work.

>>44275165
I want to suck on those an hour or so.

>>44275325
Nah I've been too busy to engage with an angry tourist but I have a couple minutes

>>44275340
Take your subhuman nigger ass back to whatever dumpster you crawled out of. Fucking plebbitor scum trying to push EMGfaggotry.

>>44275294
>Master, I must insist you breed me.
>The larger staff that results, trained to the highest quality by myself of course, would be best for your family house and bloodline.

RAT SEX

>>44275251
Yeah people have been calling me a newfag since 2008.
My point is the primary thing which draws trolls to this thread and makes it impossible for them to get bored is some whiny MGE fan obsessed about rules that don't exist. People are free to talk over them about not-MGE monstergirls if they want - that's simply a fact.
What does EMG stand for anyway? Misspell?

>>44275398
Go back, redditor.

Alrighty my fellow monster girl enjoyers, I need opinions for an Eros flayer story. I want the dude to kind of be afraid of the chaos incubus stuff, however I'm debating on him either accepting it just to make his wife happy (especially since he will just jump into his humanoid form most of the time) or just have the Eros flayer not really like the transformation stuff. Both are pretty good ideas and both add quite a bit to the story

>>44275392
>she expects some hunk to sexo her
>just only finds other monsters thinking the same
good luck to gym receptionist anon!

>>44275392
i am cheesed to meet her

>>44275405
Okay, how about you get every single derogatory label out of your system so you can discuss ideas?

>>44275387
>Wake up
>First thing you see is a pouting Kiki and a negative pregnancy test
>She's gotten very inventive on ways to have sex while eating breakfast at least.
Join the Maid Society's Breeding Program TODAY. YOU! Can make a difference!

>>44275366
Ok, no more EMG. I promise

>>44275435
Fuck your ideas, just kill yourself and do the world a favor.

>>44275418
>constantly surrounded by thirsty gym rats
sweet gig

>>44275439
i love asterio so much bros

>>44274908
imma just take over everything myself, im liike at at least 2 heads talker than everyone in zipangu

>>44275463
i wanna gnaw on her spats

>>44275398
Everyday Monster Girls
I think it's controversial for a couple of good reasons. Unlike in MGE cuckoldry is very much a feature of the EMG setting (think Cathyl "cheating" on her farmer with the protagonist or the entire basis of centaur society) and monsterboys DO exist in EMG. In general many of the kinks that are forbidden in MGE are part of EMG.
Personally while I do enjoy some of the EMG monster girl designs I don't enjoy the setting as much as MGE, and prefer not to discuss it here.

>>44275415
maybe both?
>flayer doesnt really want to transform her husband, but has a really hard time just putting it into words so she never brings it up
>husband is scared of the transformation stuff, but is intent on making his wife happy. so he's "putting off" the transformation stuff until she asks.
>their awkward stress about the situation just cumulates to anon breaking and begging for her to just get it over with, while she struggles to figure out how to tell him she doesnt want to transform him.

>>44275463
>actually help her out with her workouts
>she throws her sweaty panties at you in fury

>>44275488
I don't think she'd mind.

>>44275415
Give her a fetish for his legs. Maybe they try it once and she's just like "no, I like the way your quads strain to push you into me when you nut." Maybe he finds he likes squid swimming too, so they both get something out of it they weren't expecting. Of course, an Eros Flayer could reasonably just be lewd enough to enjoy her man's human form at all times.

>>44275463
I was promised cardio bunnies!

>>44275415
The less male transformation shit the better.

>>44275518
delicious

>>44275495
Nobody ever discusses the setting

Two things happen:
1. Someone posts a girl and pisses off an autist
2. Someone posts a girl to piss off an autist

>>44275518
>hand her my coffee protein flavor shake
>she grumbles about "Not that kind of protein..."
>still drinks it

Well looks like he's back now. Hope the mods pop back in and rangeban this faggot.

You forgot the third scenario
Someone keeps spamming them because he's butthurt mods keep deleting them

>>44275617
Yeah, ban him from all kitchen equipment. No microwaves or refrigerators either.

>>44275606
>"And you know, there's not even that much protein in semen. If you want to get swole, you've got to get serious."

>>44275590
Well, discussing monster girls is kind of the point of the thread, right? If you are just image dumping EMG you might as well just create a thread in /a/ and call it a day.

>>44275515
>They're surprisingly girly and cute
>"You should really wear some less fancy panties when you work out you're gonna ruin these miss."
>Rat-chan buys a book on how to fuck shonen protagonists on her way home.

>>44275637
>not manamaxing
All protein is not created equal anon. Semen is at least 20x as nutritious as whey protein to monsters.

>>44275637
>mouse gets shredded with the help of macho man anon savage
>still not close enough the get a boyfriend
>anon encourages her while she trains for the day she rapes him to the ground

>>44275656
That would only be a reasonable thing to do if he actually wanted an EMG pics thread though. He actually wants to shit up this thread in particular. That's why they keep coming back for our sweet syrup despite the fact there are multiple boards and threads that cater to them.

>>44275511
Here's the thing I'm doing with it, this anon is particularly paranoid, self hating and very scared. The entire reason he ends up being sent to her is because he attempts to steal a ""cursed anti love arrow"" It was an enchanted black lead arrow that instantly notifies a cupid of its use and teleports the one who uses it and the victim. You know the whole curse about removing the ability of someone to be loved and love and in turn? Yeah they spread a lie that it was an arrow to try to catch people who would try to use it because you know those people are suspicious as hell. They realize very quickly that he tried to use it on himself and send him to her as a type of in hospice thing, she treats him extremely gently holding herself back the entire time and not flaying him because she wants him to be comfortable enough to trust her. That's a massive sacrifice on her part imo, so I kind of want the guy to sacrifice something as well. He will be slightly uncomfortable at first with the whole transformation stuff but will slowly grow on him because it will make her extremely happy.

On the other hand her not being into it does kind of add to their compatibility, but I kind of like the whole sacrifice for your love thing the first one got. I want more people to realize flayers are best girl

>>44275527
That's really funny actually, I'm imagining her being like a reverse furry or something just being obsessed with legs and normal hair

>>44275551
Damn, I kinda like it personally. Love the idea of the shog and flayer forms especially if I can do a partial thing. Y'know how easy it would be to fucking cook and shit with tentacle arms?

>>44275733
I don't care honestly. It's too close to monster boy shit and I want no part in it.

>>44273973
>"Sandnigger"
>Steal the sphinx
>Go back to Europe
Old Egyptian treasure are free, you can take them home

>>44275733
>>44275741
I like male transformation when it's closer to the wendigo's thing, where you may externally seem transformed but are very much the same being. I don't relish the though of drinking a tentacle potion or becoming a spideyboi with a natcha.

>>44275741
Eh fair enough I guess, personally I consider incubai their own thing. I don't really know what to consider them I try not to think about it

>>44275759
I was thinking of making his far more mild to suit the mild temper of his wife, like just getting tentacle fingers or something instead of the whole squid shit.

>>44273430

>>44275726
>I'm imagining her being like a reverse furry or something just being obsessed with legs and normal hair
That works for monster girls, sure, especially for a girl without any, but also women just like legs. You should hear them drool over soccer/footie players.

>>44275759
It's a shame nachos are like that, I love correcting brats but can't deal with the spider bits

>>44275741
This is a monster boy.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3796796
If you think that is seriously comparable to chaos transformations, then you are seriously deranged.

>>44275766
I really need to be shoved in monster tits

>>44275741
Yeah same, honestly. I like Wendies and Nachos a lot, but miss me with that transformation shit.

>>44275803
There is zero meaningful difference in male monster shit that chaos incubi do and actual monster boys. It's the same level of cancer and fill me with the same level of disgust.

>>44275726
>Lead arrow
I had an idea like that before, melting one of those and inserting it in my chest to exclude myself from the game in emergency case. I was sure that it was a real thing but everyone said that It was not canon

I want to try Vegemite

>>44275656
So there's incidental posting and then there's spamming

I've posted single pictures that have pissed off this tourist >>44275692

>>44275910
You do nothing outside of spam images to bait arguments. You're no better than a spambot that was programmed to reply like a catty bitch.

>>44274043
the MGE ones won't marry you either, anon. They're not real. Monster girls aren't real.

>Settle into your new home beyond the portal
>Get something in the mail
>It's a flier addressed to those from our world.
>Advertising a mindflayer service. The offer will never expire and it is not mandatory
>Apparently the mindflayers themselves are all volunteers
>Go to the address indicated on the flier
>Given a clipboard and pen of what you would want flayed specifically, checkboxes with generic options and a write-in.
>Make small talk with the others waiting for their turn
>When your turn is up you enter a room with a lone mindflayer.
>She gives you an ordinary, rehearsed smile
>But behind it and the way she's posturing herself; it's like she's bracing herself.
>As though she's the one about get flayed.

>>44275932
>Catty bitch
Wow, cooldown on the racism anon

>>44275932
And you do nothing other than tell people to kill themselves because they post pictures that are from things that contain other things you don't like that aren't actually present in the pictures that get posted

You have severe autistic issues and you need to deal with them

>>44275936
I will keep my delusional mindset about MGE, it's that or losing it.

>>44273464
>It happened before they were married
>Anon asked her out on a date and promised he would pick her up at 5:00pm sharp
>He arrived at 5:01pm
No doubt he was spending time flirting with some whore.

>>44275951
They're too smug! I don't like them and their nine lives!

>>44275876
The lead arrow is canon, It just makes you feel incredibly lonely and weak to affection, the anti love curse is canon but it's something directly cast by eros. That's actually why I decided to make it propaganda intentionally spread by the cult of Eros, to catch people who would try to use it improperly and rehabilitate or punish whoever tried to use it.

The Anon in this case was able to resist affection even after getting hit with a lead arrow, that's how scared he is. He doesn't believe he's worthy of monster lovin

Oh fucking christ I just remembered who this guy is. This douchebag has posted monster boys before no wonder he's defending argument baiting as hard as he is right now.

>>44276004
I do wonder if it's the same guy that posts the actual /d/ shit or if there's somehow just one guy that truly, genuinely believes that somehow the guy spamming futa, blacked, and monsterboys is in the right and we all need to stop being autistic. The latter is utterly fascinating if so.

>>44275951
So smol

>>44275415
> TURN THAT MF INTO A SQUID

Good night Anons take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that anubi will make sure you remain hydrated.
Their hydration checks will NOT be ignored.

>>44276027
I'm more positive they're two different people but they have a lot of overlap so naturally this guy is gonna suck off the other shitposter no matter what he does as some epic clapback at this thread.

>>44276004
It's so like a tourist to not remember that EMG was there really early on into the monstergirl boom. It's fine to be new, just stop being a huge cunt about it

>>44276077
You know you can actually report people who post that stuff, right?

Right?

This guy is so fucking predictable kek, I give it half an hour before he tries to start spamming EMGshit again.

>>44276061
>Their hydration checks will NOT be ignored.
Nor will my vibe checks.

>>44276203
Shoo, zoomer.

>>44276061
Coke has sugar and stuff in it. I'll just drink that

>>44276214
C'mon, incomprehensible zoomerisms would be the perfect way to get under her skin.

>>44276220
Sugar check! You need to healthy for breeding

>>44276061
>fail hydration check
>anubis tells you you have to drink ab sweat from her sister, a palace guard
>tell her that sweat is full of salt and will dehydrate you more
>guard offers to pour water through her breasts and into the crease of her abs for you

>>44273479
If playing those NPC SEX videogames taught me anything it's that mobface girls aren't afraid of anything, you can just grope them out in the open and they'll still repeat their two lines of monologue. doesnt matter if she's a serving girl at a tavern, some adventurer looking for new swords, master smith making swords, the rich princess or a demon lords' general, if they have mobface they're powerless against whatever you wish to do

>>44276247
>"Man, there's gotta be an easier way to drink water..."

>>44276252
>does that mean you don't want to do this anymore?
>I never said that

>>44276252
Just schlorp it out of the fountain like the local sphinx when no one is looking.

>>44276254
She's stuck like that, isn't she?

>>44276254
cheeky brat
she doesn't need massages

>>44276276
Yes. Someone put her next to a washing machine.

>>44276266
>get sold to the desert slave market for yelling "SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP" whenever you see the anubis vizier drinking water

>>44276282
I could just rub her shoulders or something until she can move on her own.

need...
soft monster

Oh dear, it seems the Elf Swordswoman went through all the trouble of rescuing you from being the captive of an evil Orc raiding party only to learn that you're broke and now she's a bit miffed you hardly have anything to repay her with.

>>44276293
how soft, kid?

>>44276285
That's why I will never go there

>>44276303
Those were my friends taking me out to celebrate my birthday. We were gonna have a big cookout and everything!

>>44276303
Shut the fuck up and leave my flat. You just thrown a rubber pig dog toy in my house and teared it appart

>>44276303
What did she expect? If I had anything of value on me the Orcs would have taken it.

>>44276303
I will give her the clothes on my back
She clearly needs it

>>44276304
my fingers should sink into her when she uses her surprising strength to force my hand to grope her ass

>>44276229
>You get a zoomer chesh
>After fucking you senseless she props your limp body into the yamacha pose and does a tiktok dance over your body and posts it

>>44276288
My idea sounds like more fun. Maybe she'll even put the clothes in the dryer before raping me. That would be nice.

>>44276314
what is wonderworm doing here?

>>44276303
>you don't have any money?
>No
>any rare loot?
>No
>gold?
>That's money, and no
>any favors from rich family members you can call in?
>No
>will you at least make me dinner?
>I will if you leave
>aw yeah, still got it

>>44276332
Styling on "white" knights.

How do I make this little shit pupate? I can't afford to feed her any longer.

>>44276350
You can't

>>44276332
Who knows? The Orcs decided to kidnap her an elf decided to rescue her because she looked wealthy and now they're all in an awkward situation

>>44276350
Allow her to enter her evil dark lord arc, she will become a mighty conqueror of gardens

>>44276366
>her evil dark lord arc

What if a wonderworm somehow did manage to become a papillon? A really big one?

>>44276375
"Vege Bandit, Greenworm"
Bounty: 10 000 gold

>>44276405
no thanks, i don't have a deathwish. i'll stick to manticore bounties

>>44273973
>once worshiped
So why aren't you worshipped anymore?

>>44276405
no thanks, i rather the "spank the porcs!" quest for 1 silver!

>>44273801
i think she grew up. or grew out, at least

Lovely, silky hair

>>44276480
Kej is the best friend/wife !

>>44276476
>loli fox grows "up" into a shortstack fox
>pouty because she's not tall like all her friends
>STILL trying the tofu 4 mofu trick

>>44273653
She's a Satyros. Look at her hands.

>>44276495
A shortstack fox is a "trap" I'd gladly walk into. Although, if we're being honest, I might've given her loli version some pity tofu. No mofu needed.

>>44276439
Imagine all the lewd things a Manticore outlaw would do to a bounty hunter who tried to capture her but failed.

>>44276503
>Look at her hands.
Is that her middle finger on the trigger? Soul Eater did it better.

>>44276510
Imagine all the lewd things I would do to the manticore I capture like touching fluff, petting head and bondage

>>44276439
>>44276510
>manticore plunders and terrorizes the country side
>uses the money to put in a bounty on herself
>bounty demands that the guy sent to kill the manticore has to be really cute

>>44276505
she wouldnt be as shortstack if people didnt give her pity tofu.

Yes well done old sport, but you see I have a bird on my head so your argument is invalid.

>>44274945
>sheep army shogun is a shepherd breed Anubis
>human army shogun is Anon the Autist
>after losing their armies to the forces beyond control (love) they both bond over their love of strategy and wargames
>finally Anon has someone to play Campaign for North Africa with

>>44276523
>Village hires the more handsome man adventurer they can find to kill the Manticore
>He gets sent back a few days later scared out of his mind along with a note and the money they used to hire him saying "not cute enough"
>Eventually gets to the point where they send off the loner boy Anon with the best equipment they could make/buy and pray to whatever god could hear them to guide him to victory
>Eventually the villagers find a large sack of gold, more than double what they spent on gearing up Anon and a note saying "Perfect!"

>>44276557
birb

>>44276581
>bright eyed cleric is so excited for his first mission
>Order told him that he was hand selected for this mission
>all he has to do is exercise the demon and come back
>winds up exercising her all night long
>manticore ends up using his holy staff as a spatula for the barbeque pit she dug

>>44276527
What a paradox.

>>44276581
>>44276592
Even in MGE you're a second class citizen if you're ugly. Somethings never change

>verily so! we are but a young lass who hast but only seen 16 winters.
>now show us this "Factorio" thou'st been building.

>>44276490
>kej holds you upright, feet not touching the ground
>gathers the rest of her hair together and aims it at you
>playfully smiling, she tells you to brace for the tsunami
>the sleek black mass slowly descends on top of you, gradually picking up speed
>every strand takes a brief moment to cling to something on its way down.
>and it starts all over again, this time it falls on you from behind.
>After that, she catches you off-guard by making it approach you from below instead.
>she’s having fun doing this to you, acting a little childishly
>Palms against her cheeks, lazily raising and lowering her legs as she watches. Smiling gently all the while

>>44276816
>as you are about to leave, suddenly a school guard confronts your "fellow student"
>"lady, for the last time - stop coming here or I'll call the cops next time"
>"I know you are not a student and you are way too old to be here, get away from this boy"

>human working in the punishing and dreary conditions of a factory in the Order Commune producing gunpowder and fuel for their war machine
>gets into an accident when an ignition happens and suffers a blast injury from a fireball
>arms, leg and face all horribly burnt to the point of looking completely unrecognizable, and can barely walk now after spending months in the hospital and eventually has no choice but to amputate a leg when it gets infected too badly
>leaves the commune on his crutch because he's been deemed unfit for work trying to find somewhere else to strike it out doing... anything
>but everywhere he goes he is shunned because he looks like a shambling ghoul and even Monsters are afraid of his ghastly apparance and run away
>gets so ashamed of his third degree burns that almost make him look like a red bony rotten corpse that he wears mostly wraps and a hooded overcoat
>one rainy night while starving and crying outside of the next town he drifted to somebody approaches him and he looks up
>he is horrified to see a Zombie that only rose recently staring back and falls down pathetically begging her not to eat him
>instead she only grabs his crutch and offers to help him back up, which he hesitates upon accepting for a good couple of minutes before he sits down on what he now realizes is an old mossy gravestone shaped like a box
>Zombie asks him what's wrong and he starts listing off his woes, from how he hasn't eaten in a while to how people think he's a scary cryptid and run him off and that he has no home anymore, and that he's hideous, so hideous that nobody could ever love him again
>Zombie is quiet for a bit and then shows him her stitches and unsightly patchwork skin since she was put together by a Lich and raised, even spooks him nearly to faint by taking her head off, which makes her neck bleed a little, and telling him she knows what it's like before putting it back on, as other Monsters treat her as lesser to them and often insult her for once being a human, on top of how other humans react to her
>he seems to get over her freaky frankenstein detaching soon enough and feels bad for her, especially when she says she's never known love in the first place, even when she was alive because of how cruel some people can be, and so she's accepted that she's terrifying
>he tells her he doesn't think she's so scary, he doesn't think she's terrifying
>she asks him to unwrap his bandages and wraps.... he can't believe she'd ask him to, but reluctantly obliges again
>his red face is scarred with black and grey spots of tender flesh, very few hairs remain on his head and his eyelids are receeded and cheeks almost hollow but she smiles at him rather than recoiling and says she thinks he'll be okay
>burned man and the zombie share a little laugh and hug, later plotting to obtain food by selling the jewelry she was buried with

Even if you suffered a terrible fate and look like a genuine monster yourself, there's always at least one Monster who will love you anyway no matter what!

>>44276858
>......
>she picks Anon off the ground and makes a run for a white van with "free vbuck" painted on the side.

>>44276863
>and even Monsters are afraid of his ghastly apparance and run away
That's not how MGE works, they are not dumb 3DPD

>>44276871
i forgot to mention
>the van is full of imps

I want to steal dark mage's gingerbread recipe.

>>44276863
This is stupid. Fuck off and never write again please.

>>44276863
>even Monsters are afraid of his ghastly apparance and run away
BZZZZZZZT

>>44276863
Kek this is retarded. All mamonos are beautiful the "I'm just like you" disgustingly hypocritical. Fuck off

>>44276863
I got excited even to see a Zombie green and then it's just trash from someone who's never read the source material yet again. Sad.

>>44276874
>>44276958
They would, they will also pick nice looking guys first

>44276977
Says who?

>>44276883
>ancient fox keeps trying to lure in little boys
>just gets imps instead
>eventually accumulates an imp army capable of conquering any nation. and getting her whatever she wants. anything in the world... anything...
>days later, in an order city.
>the city wide raid announcement system is turned on
>"ancient evil here, this city belongs to me now. do not resist, let my army take care of your old order guards, and get me a 14 year old male offering!"
>the announcement system deactivates, followed by the city's raid sirens turning on and a swarm of imps appearing on the horizon

>>44276983
MGE and life

Seems we're deliberately ignoring the canonicity of soulmates just because some of us want to intentionally be mad I guess.

>>44276970
>"I'm just like you" disgustingly hypocritical.
They're all pretty, but they don't all feel pretty. Gazer even has it as part of her schtick.

44276863
44276977
44276988
44277000
44277004
Kill yourself

>>44277004
Absolutely not comparable to a 3 degree burnt victim. They're all nice
>>44277013
Write better