/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I am disappointed in myself for needing to save this... [spoiler[thanks ;.;[/spoiler]

But I never wear ties.

If I ever wear a tie, I'll just use one of the clip on like the uncultured plebe that I am.

I already have it saved, anon.


like anybody from jp would ever need to wear one

I do on occasion - folks round here still put great stock in them for some reason

>>4426499

But I'm a plumber...

I only wear them to weddings and funerals for the most part. And then I'm lazy and don't care about my ties so I just leave them tied after I do it the first time.

Bitches love dudes in nice clothes.

>>4426549
I come from /v/ though

>>4426562
But are you an *elegant* plumber?

You have to shape up or no girl will like you.

>>4426563
Yeah, I'm sure you pick up all the bitches at a fucking funeral.

>>4426576
you'd be suprised

Thanks, although I'm like >>4426541-kun.
Well, it never hurts to know how to do something. Maybe someday it will save my life in a sudden and dramatic plot twist.

>>4426576
>implying sad women aren't the easiest of lays

>>4426588
The stench of death is an aphrodisiac?

Duly noted.

>>4426592
The sad thing is I'm not bullshitting, when girls are sad - especially if someone very close to them dies, they put out like no other. I'm not saying 'HURR I FUCK ALL DEM LADIES' im just saying thats how they are, women are whores whenever it will help them feel a little better for a bit.

Take advantage of it.

>>4426609

You're a shitty person.

>>4426594
Is that you, Robert Langdon?

>>4426609
it also helps that they drink more

>>4426614
I'm not the shitty one, the sluts are. It's their body and their choice, not like I rape anyone.

I can tie a four-in-hand knot, it's how I was taught to tie a tie.
I intend to learnthe Windsor knot though, since it gives a nice, neat knot that doesn't go messy.
Saved.

>>4426626

Whatever makes you feel better about your manipulation and sociopathy, bro.

>>4426624
I've known plenty who didn't drink shit but still the first thing they thought was "i wish i could just get fucked right now and get this out of my head for a bit". But I guess in other cases alcohol probably helps too yeah.

>>4426626
Please get out of /jp/ and never come back.

>>4426631
Whores deserve whatever happens to them, especially if it's fucked up. I wouldn't go taking advantage of good girls, just the sluts who are asking for it.

Do you guys really think I'm not a virgin? What's up with /jp/ today. First you help me shitpost, then you believe me that I go fuck women all day at funerals.

Saved, as I keep forgetting because I only wear a tie about once a year.

>>4426649
they're only threedees anyway mate, what do you care

>>4426636
>to tie a tie

>>4426655
Your tripfaggotry doesnt help much mind you.

>>4426658
You tie a knot.
You tie a tie.
I fail to see the problem.
Unless you're one of those fags who talks about "knotting ties"

>>4426665
So being a tripfag makes you think I get a shit ton of pussy?

Feels good man.

>>4426670
>knotting ties
Just shut up, seriously.

>>4426672
bereaved bitches love tripcodes

>>4426679
Damn right they do

>>4426672
I didnt say that, now that YOU think that so YOU can sleep at night, its not my business.

>>4426687
You're just jealous, nigga