/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This is now a Remu thread
Lets only discuss Remu

Make sure you eat healthily and have a balanced diet, sirs.

>>44251458
it's a miru thread

These "jokes" are just ritual filler posts to speed up the bump limit.

>>44251539

>>44251497

speaking of that event

> https://twitter.com/_91_19/status/1687475312744103936

chaos ensues

>>44251481
Damn, now I really need Yuri Oshikawa housewife cohabitation ichirabu maid.

Is it normal to have thin cum after edging too much? My cum is thin even after abstaining for days if I edge way too much. I cum a lot after edging; it shoots and spurts with a very high speed, but the thickness is not there. On the other hand, if I cum without edging, it is smaller in volume but thicker. Help me out sirs. I'm scared that I might've broken my chinpo...

>>44251696
>thin cum
your shrimpo itself is probably fine. how's your diet?

two mirus could fit inside him

>>44251696
Edging causes your body to make a lot of precum which is quite thin and causes the overall load to be thinner.

i will NOT take the aminos!!!!!

>>44251824
If you don't she will.

>>44251878
stinky smelly pungent duck lips moisture...........

>>44251878
no makeup(or basic makeup probably) duck was kinda cute

>>44251887
More than the make-up, it was the time when she still had her minori aesthetic. I can't stand her gal phase, i hope she will go back to black hair.

>>44251921
>kudo is so fucking tiny she makes duck look like shaq
kek

>>44251792
Literally me but like 40 lbs lighter

https://cc3001.dmm.co.jp/litevideo/freepv/b/bda/bda179/bda179_mhb_w.mp4

Again, can someone tell me what is the name of this actress who only does evil bitch characters?

>>44251965
lucky bastards

There is no way I am going back to 2D jav at this point. Dear god. I am the same sir who got the meta quest 2 last thread...... you fucks shoulda have convinced me to throw it away as soon as I got it because I have been in VR more than reality for the last 24 hours. Whenever I would watch jav I would always seek out POV material and skips scenes that weren't POV....so now with VR.....it's over for my brain. I am doomed at this point because this is my drug of choice.

I'll be getting the quest 3 when it drops and hopefully these rippers can actually start doing it right...hopefully more and more VR jav comes out because it is seriously on a different level. I am of the maybe honeymoon period mind that for POV there is NO REASON to look at 2D jav now. This is so good I feel it should be illegal. Also before yesterday I had only used a vr headset once for like 20 minutes to play beat saber. so this is god tier. I am having a hard time believing this is real. I don't even need to fap, just slapping the headset on and watching the action play out is good enough for me. You can literally see every hair follicle and the fact that this isn't even the highest resolution available blows my mind.

part of the vr crew now if there are other sirs who prefer it. I really don't see how I could go back to 2D now...it just seems so elementary in comparison (for pov anyway). I know folks prefer other tags but for ME personally this is peak

>>44251921
When is this bitch gonna release new videos with her new and improved anorexic body?

>>44251984
I like some VR from time to time but between the setup and the repetitive nature of these titles i'm still coming back to 2D. The honeymoon is fun though, enjoy it.

>>44251965
za burakksu are destroying japan!!

>>44251984
>quest 3
If you were a true vr coomer you would buy the 3000$ apple headset
>quest 2 773 PPI
>apple vr headset 4000 PPI
I doubt the quest 3 will even increase resolution by 50%

>>44252027
based BALANCEchad
I want to be like you when I grow up

>>44252043
This but unironically.

>>44252123
It doesn't take much effort to exit the SYSTEM. There's so much to fkn enjoy to become bitter.

https://pics.dmm.co.jp/digital/video/flva00036/flva00036jp-12.jpg
Welp, looks like Ikuta Machi did something to her eyes and lost that sexy orgasmic gaze she had.
Thanks for ruining another one of my favorites, Dr Kim.

good day sirs.
rec me 1 code please
I like jav

>>44252308
No can do, sir. We need more CONTEXT.

>>44252308
JUQ-288

>>44251984
The first few months I had VR, being blown away by it would've been an understatement. It's definitely a honeymoon thing and I can understand the raving because it really is that cool when you're experiencing it as something new with a proper headset.

Nowadays I use it very sparingly and it allows for it to retain a bit of novelty when I do use it.

>>44252308
You seem like someone who truly appreciates caps. I've got exactly what you need with the Jabujabu Machi label (JBJB-0XX). Thank me later.

>>44252308
JAV-001

>>44252051
I am waiting on whatever the second iteration of the apple headset will be. It will undoubtably be more affordable as the cost to make it comes down. Quest 3 is interim material since the cheaper apple headset is probably a few years off. Plus by the sound of it chang still has to catch up when it comes to learning learning how to properly rip 8K.

>>44252027
hey fair enough. I'm just so throughly blown away right now and to think that this isn't even the most advanced tech has me excited for what the future holds.

>>44251824
Good call bro
Aminos are poison

>>44251948
LONDON if you meant Miru
O
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D
O
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>>44252321
>>44252363
>>44252411
its funny schizos are told to take meds and ought not listen to the speaking walls,
yet I'm sitting here, taking my aminos and the jav codes speak to me. All recs started with "J"
This is an omen...

>>44252544
What are you talking about?

We need more hypno kino. Love me some blue/red eyes.

>>44252613
>julia
>another j
sir please

Why is uBlock blocking Junkies?

Shes so perfect
Id marry her no matter what

>HAISHIN
>HATSUBAI
what do we call preview day(s)?

>>44252650
Take your meds you're not making any sense.

>>44253022
SHINSAKUJŌHŌKAIKIN day, I guess?
(新作情報解禁)

>>44253059
I will not take the meds and I will not take the aminos. I will however drink the calpis

also good luck to all sirs trying to get SDMS228. its wiped from the net and you will not get it. I'm sorry

Guys, whos the current (non retired) best puke queen on jav?

>>44253148
inb4 momokan memes since its not on video

>>44252613
I love this horse so fucking much

>>44252613
>>44253350
I do like Julia videos. What are peak Julia videos sirs like?

>>44253362
PPPD-368
MIDE-042
GASO-045
GASO-071

Where does JULIA fit on the hag ripeness scale again?? Also what condiment is she- sorry sirs i still have some /jav/ study to do

>>44253381
>PPPD-368
>baby making
Before I download it, are the nakadashi good even if fake? I need to know

>>44253394
Equestrian, but beautiful and rather timeless given how long she's lasted.

>>44253381
Sir would you happen to have clean copies of those to share? They are quite old and seedless with torrents

I love her so much, even if she did bog herself

>>44253441
She literally has no good memorable titles.

>>44253394
>ripeness
Pseudo//Pseudo-Quasi

>condiment
not sure, maybe ketchup?
I recently found this btw, kinda rare and uniquely useful (because the condiments are actually more commonly used to describe men in Japanese pop culture rather than for women)

>>44253445
agreed, quantity can't be a substitute for quality

>>44253488
nice shop, post the original you MOTHERFUCKER

>>44253427
Some of my best faps have been to her super pose book, just an unreal body

>>44253503
maderchod

>>44253504
where can i download sir

>>44253529
https://e-hentai.org/g/1685718/b4ae283952/

>>44253542
Awesome thank you sir

>>44253561

>>44253405
the nakadashis are fine (fake doesn't bother me but I'm glad they aren't the crazy gloopy correction fluid type) but the main draw is that it's POV done well so it feels really intimate + her looks back then were my favorite
anyway, if anything i find creampies much more fake-looking nowadays. i don't think it'll be a problem for you

>>44253439
sadly I'm on the road and tabletposting and won't be able to access my JAV temple mainframe for a while. hopefully a debridchad can help you out! if nobody's around to help, it'll have to be when I'm back in a few weeks time, please remind me

>>44253427
beautiful. one of the hottest to ever do it

>>44253542
whoa this is real nice, thanks for sharing

>>44253561
amyvs

It's Real Equestrian Hours

I know we all call her horse face but we never really discussed why or how, yet it is common knowledge..

>>44253581
Okay, thanks in advance. I will bring up Julia again next month

>>44253595
it seems obvious enough
she has a long face and long strong high nose
although another equestrian trait that i noticed was that she has a "whinnying" type of moan but I don't think this observation is canon

>>44253542
its just a panda... do not fool me sir, is must you know that I'm the fastest and strongest cowward in my village (I protect the cows from danger) and will fight you If i have to, to get the source!

>>44253607
Sure, I'm here everyday anyway kek
(even when away from home)
my browser honestly looks weird to me if /jav/ isn't the leftmost tab

>>44253611
Is her face really that long though? I mean enough anons and fans and even casual jav knowers can find her attractive at first sight which contributes to her popularity, along with her uniquely shaped oppai. But I guess her noolse bridge is kinda long too yeah..

>>44253646
>he doesn't eat beef
>his jav fap seishi doesn't contain testosterone from beef
NGMI sir

Nobody ever mentions how nice Julia's hair is. It's consistent, the volume of her hair adds to her attractiveness, not many other javfus have similar hair or style.

>>44253658
I think it's long compared to the stereotypical rounder flatter Japanese face
Reiko Sawamura's face is probably even longer and even horsier - she's also much taller which often produces those types of elongated facial proportions in my opinion. However, as a hag, she's inevitably going to be underrated and overlooked so Julia is rightfully the more widely known and representative resident horse that most sirs naturally think of first

>>44253691
This is true, it's like shampoo advert hairstyle or that hairstyle big sister-types always have in doujins

>>44253445
BLK-435
MIDV-147
SHKD-849
SHKD-916

Iori Kogawa had the best schnoz in the game, praise god she pulled out before Dr. Kim got to her

>>44253703
Yes! It just curls in the right places and volumous like shampoo ad. And onee-san like, sir is correct.

>>44251792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cdf-ZXMMKU

>>44254035
miru is so charismatic

Good night, horse sirs.

i've been flipflopping between too many jav girls and can barely dedicate myself. What are some ones you guys recommend at the moment?

One thing I am liking a lot about VR is that it's more about the experience of being there with the actress. It's a crazy level of immersion you get with it. When I take off the headset I feel funny, I feel like I really was in the room with say, Amiri Saitou. It's such an awesome feeling!

Any recommended Julia VR codes?

Most iconic outfit of 2012

>>44254247
>Not good nigh
probably the only actual pajeet here taking into account he can't into puns

>>44254035
damn hes literally me

>>44254305
My favourite title of hers and my favourite outfit. We need more like that. Thank you for sharing hi res

Also I don't get it. Why does Junkie have VR titles but Sukebei? What is the 'source' of the torrents that sukebei is categorizing? Seems kinda odd that I cannot find a single VR title on Sukebei which I would rather do because junkies has all these annoying popups.

>>44254114
She isnt

>>44252051
>still recommending that stupid piece of plastic
You are an idiot.
>>44252431
>Plus by the sound of it chang still has to catch up when it comes to learning learning how to properly rip 8K.
This is rrat...wrong board. That was complete speculation. I've decrypted 1TB+ of shit from DMM over the past 2 weeks. Chang is not doing anything wrong. The one tard that was posting the garbled screenshots either had a dying GPU - or those titles in particular were corrupted rips or even corrupted downloads on his end. DMM is not using enough bitrate for 8K - full stop. What chang actually needs to do is start ripping the 5K versions of those 8K titles. They look better...

>>44253439
I have...actually, I have all of them
>PPPD-368
>MIDE-042
but it's ye olde decrypted WMV rip. I did remux it to MKV before I got MPV pilled, still fine tho
>GASO-0045
1080p H.264
>GASO-0071
...540p
>>44253381
Oi. Horse chad. Do you have GASO-071 in HD?
>>44253439
I'll upload them for you in a minute. Horseface love.

>>44254416
liar, you know you fell for her charms
this charisma combined with her natural talent will make getting to #1 a reality

https://twitter.com/kuroshima_rei/status/1688547769710178304

>>44254455
I see. Thanks for setting the record straight. Misinformation is easily spread on the internet like this. Good.to know. I did have some follow up questions regarding the technical side of things, but like you hinted at I guess here is not the place to discuss.

>>44253439
Dozo. Password is "neigh"
https://easyupload.io/m/52sluo
>Verification not required.
Damn right
>>44254292
She doesn't have all that many to begin with. Her newest one is the best yet, and one of the older 30p ones was very good too, I forget which.
>>44254408
>Seems kinda odd that I cannot find a single VR title on Sukebei
Get good, retard, those are just my uploads, there's definitely VR on there. It is pretty annoying that the "best" way to get it is still those stupid paid filesharing sites. All the prolific sukebei and even fight club JAV VR uploaders stopped...
>>44254529
kek, by "wrong board" I meant "rrat" really didn't fit on /jp/ outside of the hololive thread. Ask away. If you like Hikaru Minazuki, I can share SAVR-249 in 5K for you to compare with the 8K rip that's out there.

>>44254408
Have you tried searching "VR" or the precise codes? lole... unless I'm missing something here. Also get ublock origin for ads what year is this bro cmon

>>44254552
king

Since we got all the Julia appreciators in the thread, do you like her nose? I love it. Honestly I'd rather she get a breast reduction rather than a nose job. Noses like hers really make one of the big difference between Japanese gorls and other East Asians.

>>44254737
>Honestly I'd rather she get a breast reduction
In a world where she was absolutely forced to get either or? Sure. In general? No. They're already smaller than peak JULIA oppai.

Me in the reflection in the background (i'm pretending to be in the opening scene in Yasunari Kawabata's Snow Country)

>>44254753
>In a world where she was absolutely forced to get either or?
I worded my post badly, but that is what I meant.

>>44254793
I might actually cry when they finally send her to the glue factory.

>>44254556
Oh. Weird. I tried that before and got no results. Looks like it was user error on. my end. On Mac so I use 1Blocker. Does the job well enough but has been acting up lately

>>44254552
I'll take you up on that.

Why would a 5K rip look better than an 8K one?

>>44254528
They all end with the same fucking face somehow
Plastic surgery has destroyed too many women

Holy shit Nina Nishimura in JUQ-197 is unironically too much women for me, and I don't mean that in any derogatory way. I can appreciate that much flesh, but I don't know if I am able to handle all that much woman

>>44254861
I am sorry for your loss, sir.

>>44254861
I know we make fun of it all but it's really pure aids. Literally AI generated actresses but apparently this is what the consumerbase wants? It's wild to me.

This is so wrong...
Btw I remember this cover lol

>>44255118

>>44255092
No one wants that. Not one person thinks the right is an improvement, she is mentally ill and thought more bogging would bring bigger numbers. Most of these whores are mentally ill and it is so sad they don't get the help they need.

>>44255190
thank god for natural beauties

>>44255190
JAV preys on mentally ill women, they are coerced into a path of self destruction in a neverending spiral of self loathing and dependance.

>>44255118
half of this is shopped but even if it wasn't they would still genuinely look terrible

I want some glasses Momokino

>>44255190
Well, the ones that go too far obviously become repulsive and the pic is a bit of an extreme example to be fair. My problem is that there's a lot of support for this aesthetic one way or another. There has to be more than just self-image issues and pressure from their looks-based occupation at play. There's a big set of JAV consumers who are saying yes with their money. There's regular posters who like actresses with extensive plastic and plenty of people who will at least stomach some light work or breasts done.

>>44255289
Miru can't be beat and is by far the most attractive woman who has ever graced JAV. You can't really compare her to others in the industry as she sets the standard

When I use the term "Hagdom", I borrow the same suffix from King'dom' (biology and monarchic) where "dom" means "domain" (as an inclusive rank that gathers things from the same classification) , and not "domination" (from Fem'dom').

Or course the latter(Hagdom as Fem'dom') can be used in such a manner, but please specify when doing so, be it directly or contextually.

>>44252613
wow JULIA looks so fresh here, whats the code????????

>>44253394
>Also what condiment is she
Mayo-neigh

>>44254860
Whoops. Just saw this. Short answer: bits.
5400x2700 ~20 Mbps VP9
8192x4096 ~15 Mbps HEVC
Which one do you think will look better? 2.3x as many pixels with 3/4 the bitrate? HEVC and VP9 are "genmates" - no huge bitrate benefits for one over the other. Plus in my case, my old ass headset slightly outresolves 2700p video, but 8K would be "oversampling", so the loss in bitrate => loss in quality with no tangible/spatial benefit.

>>44255316
Why do you all pretend to care about these women? This is pretty simpish behavior.

>>44254860
Dozo: https://easyupload.io/m/hxgclz
"bits"

another girl that was cuter before the sugary...this pic is already after dr. kim got his hands on her

>>44255870
nobody is preteding, we are just pointing out the truth
cows suffer a lot, i know that, but i won't stop eating my burgers

>>44255881
Thanks kind stranger!

>>44255894
For what purpose? To keep up the image of an apathetic 4chinner? Be honest with your contempt.

>>44254035
mandarin, cantonese, or whatever chink dialect they are speaking sounds so fucking ugly, jesus.

>>44251427

Top o the morning, hagchads

> C0930-KI200218
> Shimako Kanai 44 years old

She’s definitely on the riper side and has a muffintop, but she sure brings the heat for Japanese gen x Bieber, all the quivering and long kisses. She’s like a higher up at work you meet by chance in a bar after work, waiting for you to charm her into being satisfied and letting loose for only you two to know. Her wide toothed smile and all the places to squeeze as you grope her, good stuff.

Late 20s here, I’ve been learning Chinese as part of my language studies, it’s coming more naturally than I expected, but school may not completely pan out for me. Part of me wants to finish my degree, become a decent English teacher, and find the frigid, single late 30s-early 40s careerwomen in the cities of China (tsundere, I think you call it?)… when the tension of one on one lessons in her apartment gets unbearable and she plies me with her desperate socially awkward advances, I want to reciprocate with the grace of gentle hands and thaw her numbed heart until she wraps their legs around me and leaves her her hair scattered and disheveled in my face, then become codependent in her ensuing clinginess as she enjoys what’s left of my youth, sleeping with her in her own bed after she gets home, her Providing for me in return as she roleplays a faithful wife and I the husband society and family kept her from having, going to museums and dance lessons with her after work and riding the busses into the countryside to wander the forests and Taoist shrines alone during her work…

I figure this isn’t a healthy fantasy, it’s getting more and more vivid… increased interaction with older career-oriented Asian women is not helping either. Help (maybe this isn’t the place to ask for that kek)

>>44255940
Cheers, I'm just curious to see if anyone else thinks it looks better or if it's just in my head.

>>44256186
Something unsettling about this

>>44251427
does anybody have the webm of the school girl in glasses molesting an ojisan in the train?

>>44256249
many such cases

she fgn fiddle his cuckoo bird

>>44256257
Something extra sweet about Momokan in glasses.
>>44256269
Dr. Kim must have his license revoked for what he did to her.

are there Hag titles where a hag goes to the train and she is the one molesting?
special chinpoints if they molest young men

>>44256446
Good morning, fellow hagfren
As expected, such releases are seldom appropriately tagged so instead you'd be looking at key words such as 熟女 + 逆痴漢
(jukujō + reverse chikan)
I don't know of many but maybe this can help your search. The ones that I do know of are:
>JUX-424 Yumi Kazama
-- probably the one that fits your criteria the most
>JUX-161 Aoi Aoyama, Chihiro Akino, Ai Komori, Reiko Makihara
-- this one is technically a teachers and cherry boy students BUT there's a train molestation scene which might interest you
>VNDS-3095 Kazuko Yamasaki, Yuriko Makizono, Mizue Saijo, Hina Tateishi
-- not all scenes take place on a train (some office and outdoors stuff)

>horseposting while I’m asleep

Why would you do this to me?

>>44256817
good morning sir. please enjoy beatutiful japanese hags today

>>44256446
>>44256817
forgot to mention that in VNDS-3095, those actresses are kinda pretending to be quasi-amateurs (or at least that's how the movie itself is marketed)

>>44256186
Nice recommendation, she does have quite a stern and severe look which would naturally feed that fantasy of yours kek
Anyhow, it's a common and logical one. I'm not sure I'd call it a saviour complex but that fantasy of stepping up for a neglected mature woman is a compelling one.
+
>learning Chinese
Nice! Besides playing a part in your seduction of mature women, a lot of JAVs (especially hag JAV) have Chinese subtitles so that may be something to take advantage of as your Chinese gets better.

I live in constant fear and admiration of Real Hag Hours

All of that horsing around this morning really set me up for a long day thinking about JULIA whilst i worked

>>44255644
come on Equestrians! code me up!

i heard people use Benadryl to fap (100mg)
have you tried with JAV?

>>44256274
Code?

>>44256923
Yeah you get super drowsy and it makes the cock pressure when you cum feel more intense. Like there's a strong burst of cum trying to squirt out of your bell-end when you cum (feels good man).

>>44256961
if you really want to know, check the archives dear sir. This was posted quite a few times. I think it was from moodyz

>>44254776
Kek I was just watching her being fucked by Frankfurher

>>44257003
recent or an older code dear sir?

>>44255190
Asians want that, they crave the plastic, otherwise the boggos wouldn't be allowed to place so high on ranks

>>44257008
The newest one I think

>>44256912
I will code you up when I’m back from work. It was from a Rebecca title if I remember correctly.

>>44256216
Pretty new to VR, I have only had it for two days so far but this honestly looked phenomenal. I didn't seem night/day with other titles I have downloaded but it looked damn good. Not really sure what to look for to gauge whether one is objectively better than the other,

>>44256894
>fear and admiration
well, either fortunately or unfortunately (depending on your state of mind), it's preview day so when I get a free moment, I'll be working on the breakdown for the upcoming early September batch...
Spoiler: it's another crazy batch (23 releases again!)

>>44257096
looks like Sakura Misaki's mom

>>44254776
her tits are fkn tragic man she should go to dr kim to redo them like Amami Tsubasa who eventually fixed her horrendous bolt-ons after 15 years of sucking and fucking on cam

>>44257183
i personally like her torpedoes
i think they accentuate her dark droopy puffy pudding nipplers

Gah I'm so lonely and horny!

>>44255118
Holy shit AI can do hands now????

>>44257183
Tsubasa ruined her face so I don't even watch her anymore

new june lovejoy stream is up on youtube, bros

>>44253362
for me it's pppd-577

also this vid came out 3 days ago
https://youtu.be/aSBXQuGjTQA

>>44257368
ok this bitch needs a diet

>>44257323
smells aside, a meal with her would probably be quite interesting

>>44257323
she ayy lmao

and this vid came out yesterday
https://youtu.be/BF4ouPVQLXA

>>44254552
>>44254474
Thank you horse sir! That's really kind of you, I really apprecineigh it.

>>44257395
Code?

>>44257395
What's even going here

>>44256846
>wasn't woken up by the sound of horseshoes clicking
Share favourite code now.

>suzu+miru OP
it's a Julia thread
>remu OP
it's a hag thread
>hag OP
it's a hag thread

>>44257792
Suzu is on a mission and we don’t care about miru, simple as that.

>>44257792
Suzu is also an equestrian, dear

>>44257876
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>44257792
miru and remu are the laughing stock of this general

>>44257395
this bitch jav?

>>44257395
uuhh excuse me? that's microcephaly...

>>44257487
this whore is enjoying life too much
it's not fucking fair

>>44257368
>>44257487
holy shit this is the first time i've actually watched anything with her speaking enlgish in it and she has a severe lisp?

>>44258119
even her tongue fkn fat

>>44258084

There's a critical lack of tomboy JAV. It's not fair, sirs.

>>44257395
not a fan of her jaw
https://nitter.net/RinRin_Doll

>>44257242
>Holy shit AI can do hands now????
that thumb (if it's there) is on the wrong side

>>44258400
That's a yikes for me bro.

>>44257395
>>44258400
she no sexo so me no care

>>44257395
>>44258400
looks like an anthropomorphic sloth-rabbit
would watch her get lesbian reipu'd by June

>>44258400
Her condiment: battery acid

>>44258400
I would watch her collab with Karen.

>>44258646
not a bad post but needs more context to clarify your position

sirs.. what are Hitomi Tanaka's best and hardest gonzo fucks? I'm talking about non-stop piston and lots of facials(no nakadashi, those are all fake). So far I have MIGD-331, MIGD-347(lots of sexo but not many facials and MIDE-197

>>44257008
It was DLDSS-220, I'm going to repeat today

>>44258646
>>44258646
This sir has been going after Lauren Karen for the last few threads. Now I am asking him to please stop, her disfiguration is not a laughing matter. Sir, you have provoked enough, it is now time to stop. I, and many others, are still upset by the whole matter.

>>44258729
There’s only one ayyy queen.

>>44255316
i fail to see the problem

>>44259053
She could have a pass if it weren't for those goddamn awful plastic teeth

>>44259197
her lower eyelid gap situation bothers me more than the teeth

>pink saloon title
>dude sits on a normal couch ackwardly, with his butt pretty much floating and resting his back on the sit, so the girl can give him a bj, not even cheslong
can't they get proper furniture for such ocassions?

>>44259484
>saloon
howdy pardner

>>44259589
i miss her...

>>44259484
>furniture
we funiture sirs now. fuckyeah!!
ok. ok. lets start by posting our fav jav piece of furniture. I'll go with this rare red golden wingback sofa

>>44259662
>Erika Kirihara
Such an incredible beautiful with amazing body girl

>>44257066
Ah, I meant if it looked better than the 8K of the same title.
>>44257641
quack quack, you're welcome
>>44257876
>filename
KEK

>>44257876
>no tongue
lame

>>44259589
I still pray jesus every night for her uncensored debut to not be a humongous unsynched mess that breaks everytime you try to fix it

>>44259953
at least that blowjob scene with the big chi〇po isn't damaged

>>44257375
The ending is so fun when she gets mad because he is glad the tshirt fit. She is my favorite fatass.

She said in the stream she is getting plastic surgery, Im worried of her becoming a monster.

>>44260372
>plastic surgery
holy shit I want to see boggo June!!!

>>44254305
>>44254372
What happened to Anna Natsuki? Did she have a retirement title? Her looks were quite unique.

>>44255644
>>44256912
a promise is a promise: REBD-066

And i think her best code is MDYD-809.

>me greeting Remu

Her halitosis is out of control!!

>>44260372
>>44260416
which part of her body will get enhanced? she said she would be stuck at home to recover or something

>>44253427
jav is ded, source was not posted and nobody asked for it and I did not search for it. rip sweet prince

>>44257928
You sir, are retarded if you think this.

A new SoD batch is out btw. MINAMOkino is back on the menu (my gal Hibiki and classy Rei too).

>>44261113
there is nothing in that cup lying gremlin WHORE!

>>44261113
he was trying to save her...

>>44261101
even sirs who don't like Suzu gush about how beautiful she is
remu and miru are openly mocked and anyone trying to talk about them can't get any conversation going. sirs collectively shit on them more than they laugh at slampigs. the only girls who get more shit are the ones who got bogged

>>44261113
>that little dance
amazing

need these 2 JAV star names

https://youtu.be/60oNXdMmvZw
https://youtu.be/7EMY7e9iRk8

some korean faggot tried to monetize jav story on youtube or some shit while also providing 0 source.

>>44261091
Because everyone has watched it bloody faglord moderchod.
It's Julia doing a Lingerina title, MIDE-192, show off scene before last, she gets fugged in that lingerie set.
Do not let me hear you disrespect jav sirs again benchod, we will happily answer you if you had quoted and asked.

What they doin to that alien?

>>44261159
Suzu Honjo
Nao Jinguji

>>44261159
first video is STARS-527

>>44261180
take her to Area 51 for further study

>>44261124
Are you doubting her PROFESSIONALISM?

>>44261131
Please nobody believe you're alcohol free beer story.

>>44261113
>>44261131
>>44261199
where is her VR title?
>>44261180
this looks hot, a smaller girl being preyed on my bigger older women

>>44261199
you literally don't know what the fuck you're talking about...

>>44261159

>>44261188

second vid is JUL-920

>>44261209
???

>>44261235
the fact that he's quasi-incognito in this is cracking me up KEK

pls don't doxxx me

>>44261235
>>44261245
what the fuck are they in on the joke?? it's like that clip was filmed/directed specifically by a /jav/sir

>>44261276
/jav/ manifests reality

>>44261207
The upcoming BBAN-443 might just be up your alley sir
https://cc3001.dmm.co.jp/litevideo/freepv/b/bba/bban00443/bban00443_dm_w.mp4

>>44261180
>Director: Nao Masaki 真咲南朋
I'm in!

>>44254776
What literary classics would make for the best JAV adaptation?

HAGCHAD//MADONNACHAD PSA

The first batch of September (12th) previews are out!
Note: release/preview days for Madonna are the second and fourth Tuesday of every month, with MADOOOON!!!! titles appearing on the first Tuesday if applicable (there's no guarantee of a MDON- release every month, however)
Note 2: you can expect to see mainline releases available online on the preceding Friday given the gap between online distribution ("haishin") and physical sales ("hatsubai") dates

[August 22nd]
Main Takeaways:
>23 regular releases (16 JUQ-, 1 URE-, 4 ROE-, 2 ACHJ-) + 2 compilations
>1 debut (JUQ-419)

(in order of appearance on-site)
>JUQ-419 Natsuki Tono
allegedly 38yo debut. standard Madonna first release shenanigans but she squirts which is usually a good sign. a dude randomly mutters "jukujo saiko...!!!" when he cooms on her face in the trailer which cracked me up kek

>JUQ-384 Shoko Matsumoto
graduation ceremony stepmother series. her second work after an August debut and she's already doing an entry in a mainline series - nice! i really like her elegant look and strong, pointed features (especially her cheekbones and chin). from some angles/while her hair is down, she reminds me of an aged Kana Morisawa. for those unfamiliar with this series, it involves a stepmother (incorrectly translated as mother-in-law) who gifts her body to her recently graduated stepson to celebrate "adulthood" but what was intended to be a one-time-only thing quickly becomes a long-term affair

>JUQ-377 Yuna Shiina
some kinda new NTR scenario where a cuck husband asks his wife to participate in some group sex/partner exchange club where she gets pretty into it despite starting off pretty uneasy. she even goes to the club again without her husband knowing where pictures are taken/shared on some kinda online community

>ACHJ-022 Kanna Fuji
24 hour date scenario where Kanna is an insatiable married woman spending time with some dude at a hotel overnight. there seems to be some "lifestyle" stuff and a hybrid out-of-character/exaggerated realism quasi-gonzo pseudo-storyline situation

>JUQ-372 Sayuri Hayama
business trip crerampie sex scenario with Aoi being sent to make sure a deal is a success but ends up being repeatedly used by the business partner/client guy

>JUQ-374 Ririko Kinoshita
neighbour's wife moaning series. the protagonist keeps hearing Ririko having noisy sex and masturbating next door but it turns out she's always sexually frustrated and unsatisfied so she ends up devouring him when he visits. there's some gentle food play like whipped cream on chi〇po/nipples, etc. the trailer music is ridiculously ominous and intense for the subject matter kek

>JUQ-366 Kyoka Tachibana
a different take on the maid scenario involving a young couple in debt so they are loaned money by the husband's uncle on the condition that his wife looks after him during the day and performs the housework etc. he makes her wear a maid outfit and sexually harasses/assaults her as he pleases

>JUQ-319 Hikaru Mitsuki
father-in-law hot spring impregnation series which is a mirror of the mother-in-law version. if i'm not mistaken, this should be her last release before disappearing.

>JUQ-354 Aoi Ichino
creampie gangreipu series. not really my thing but good to see her tackling a wider variety of titles, even the more difficult ones. i also only hear good things about this series from reipu enjoyers

>URE-098 Nao Jinguji
this month's Urekomi is based on the doujin from Iris Art called "Former Knight Commander Huge-Breasted Housewife" (元騎士団長 巨乳人妻). basically a medieval fantasy where a former knight commander is reipued by bandits while her husband is taken hostage. i'll be the honest... the set isn't that convincing but it's cool to see Urekomi branching out from the usual suburban housewife mature woman doujins

>JUQ-376 Aya Ueha
home esthetician scenario where a housewife provides massages in her apartment. however, the apartment building management association discover her shenanigans and blackmail her into relucant sex for violating bylaws. what's different here is that what starts off as sexual harassment and blackmail turns into Aya confidently and sexually bullying the dudes as her own unique form of revenge - hence the mention of "position reversal" in the title

>JUQ-370 Akari Tsumugi
neighbour - newlywed life collapse series. basically involves a young couple moving in and the seductive married neighbour seducing the dude into creampie sexo all day, every day, all night, non-stop, etc. i'm personally not familiar with her but have noticed sirs complaining about her being boring. this series has been pretty good so far so let's see what she does with it

(1/2)

>>44261454
(ctd - 2/2)

>JUQ-369 Yuki Yoshizawa
campsite NTR gangbang series. the finer details and setup tends to vary between entries but the overall direction is the same: bunch of old dudes enjoy some dude's wife at a campsite (in the tent, in the communal showers, etc) when she goes to some neighbourhood-organised event only to realise she's the only woman in attendance

>ACHJ-023 Mariko Sata
some kinda edging/ejaculation control dirty talk slut scenario and mostly filmed in POV. she looks phenomenal and there's some classy outfits throughout which contrast nicely with her sexy dirty demeanour

>JUQ-373 Mirei Tojo
a sweaty pseudo-incest scenario where the MC visits his lonely stepmother (the father/husband is dead). when she comforts him after he's dumped by his fiancee, he loses control and they begin an affair. standard formula of reluctance turning into passion. potentially a pilot for a new series or maybe a reboot of an older sweaty incest series?
also, i do like Mirei's look so i'm glad she didn't turn out to be a one-and-done actress (this is her 4th title and i was impressed by her previous works)

>JUQ-365 Yuka Tada
vibrator/dildo humiliation of a haughty stern boss. think she fucks up the contract for something and the client makes her "pay". despite her concubine energy, i also think she can have a very intense stern bitchy look too which fits this role

>JUQ-368 Maki Hojo
hotel receptionist scenario where Maki flirts with a visitor at the hotel and fucks him for the 4 days and 3 nights he's staying there for a business trip. most of the scenes take place in the hotel room but there's also some risky sex in the lobby/reception area after-hours which is a nice touch

>JUQ-371 Serino Orimoto
gangreipu scenario where a newly-wed couple move in next to some rowdy reipu enthusiast college students who specialise in reipu activities. she's still pretty new so i'm surprised she's doing these rougher titles already

>JUQ-375 Yumi Kazama
insurance saleswoman scenario where a dude is stuck in a rut both publicly (going nowhere at work) and at home (his wife isn't interested in sex) but when he meets Yumi the insurance saleswoman, she tempts him with an even better deal. obviously i love slim OLs too but there's something insanely erotic about a larger more voluptuous hag in OL attire (pantyhose muffintop, dress shirts that look like they're working extra hard to stay closed, etc). there's also some more casual outfits so i suspect it's the usual case of their affair turning into something more long-term

>ROE-158 Rieko Hiraoka
shibari + coercion scenario where Rieko becomes a bondage pet for falling behind on rent and debts more generally after her husband passed away. looks like there's also a scene where the son is also tied up and forced to watch the landlord sexo Rieko

>ROE-160 Maki Tomoda
nipple stimulation fetish (of the dude) scenario. Maki lives with her daughter and son-in-law. she accidentally discovers her son-in-law with a deriheru girl in their home torturously stimulating his nipples; turns out he isn't getting any sex with Maki's daughter and certainly not the kind that appeals to his fetishes. he apologises profusely but Maki then takes responsibility and gets really into satisfying/torturing him and his sensitive nipples (and sex more generally)

>ROE-161 Reiko Seo
fuck yeah, it's Monroe's aphrodisiac series where a nephew doses his aunt with some magic chems over a period of 10 days until she goes absolutely fkn nuts for sweaty sex all day. super intense and exaggerated. all the other entries so far have been exceptional. my favourite hag in my favourite series and judging from the trailer, it looks like another masterpiece and her already amazing moans are on another level here

>ROE-162 Yumi Anno
friend's mother scenario. MC is recently unemployed and goes back to his hometown where he meets his friend's mother whom he had always had a crush on. classic Madonna formula of reluctance turning into obedience alongside passion

---

which releases are the sirs most looking forward to in this batch?

imagine sex pet

>>44253445
ROYD-002 is kino.

>>44261492
>that smile
>that headpat
>that sweater
CUTEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

feed her fkn amino

>>44261338
where u keep up with the unreleased jav?

>>44261454
>>44261484
I look forward to JUQ-374, ACHJ-023, JUQ-368, ROE-161 and ROE-162! My hard drive can't keep up with all these hag kino...

>>44261484
That sweat cover looks awesome

Wake me up when the Noz takes drugs (Which is in 2 days)

what's up with the influx of drug themed javs

>>44261554
Just the cover of this looks too erotic. Maybe I shouldn't sleep until then, that could simulate an effect similar to drugs and then I'd coom too much.

>>44261544
JAVtrailers drops new trailers on Tuesdays

>>44261509
>animo
thanks, I'm trying

>>44261586
nice, r18 site or somewhere else?

>>44261619
I don't get it?

>>44261572
I think it's like incest in that it increases the taboo factor without having to change much of the actual action.

>>44261586
>JAVtrailers
>>44261621
Ooohhh... nevermind i was reading too fast and only registered the "jav trailers drop every tuesday"

>>44261586
>those hotpants and blonde hair
>remote
MY CHINPO

>>44261544
>>44261586
it depends on the studio

>Tuesday I
Fitch
MADOOOON!!!!
Moodyz
Ruby
WANZ Factory

>Tuesday II
DAS!
IdeaPocket
Madonna
S1 No. 1 Style
Takara Eizo

>Tuesday III
Fitch
Honnaka
Moodyz
Premium
Ruby

>Tuesday IV
Chijo Heaven
DAS!
Honnaka
Madonna
S1 No. 1 Style
Takara Eizo


>every Tuesday
Venus

>every Thursday
Center Village

>every 5th and 20th
Planet Plus

---

is the above easier to understand or is it better to organise by studio (with stuff like "every 2nd and 4th Tuesday..." etc) like my previous version? I want to standardise it for ease-of-reference and maybe even put it into a rentry or something like that. all suggestions and studio additions welcome

>>44261621
the original r18 got shut down but r18.dev seeks to replicate it. still kinda jank but it's improving all the time
that sir was talking about javtrailers - it's literally a site i.e. https://javtrailers.com/studios/madonna
they're the fastest to update but have less metadata than javlibrary which is very slow to update

>>44261549
based, i'm looking forward to all of those too + a few others like JUQ-384, -373, -375. I'm looking forward to Reiko Seo's ROE-161 the most

>>44261454
>JUQ-354 Aoi Ichino
>creampie gangreipu series. not really my thing but good to see her tackling a wider variety of titles, even the more difficult ones. i also only hear good things about this series from reipu enjoyers
The fact that the son doesn't get to enjoy her in that state is always such a missed opportunity

anyone like me who ejaculates balls empty to jav and then hits the gym?

>>44261552
agreed!
Madonna's original sweaty incest series is pure kino but quite short-lived, not sure if this is an informal reboot (i don't think it's a direct continuation)
https://r18.dev/videos/vod/movies/list/?id=224332&type=series
(excuse the r18.dev jank)

Paracetamol vs Aminos, what wins?

>>44260372
lol my guy fucked up
https://loopvid.kastden.org/#cb/ki58kf

>>44261670
is nyaa still the fastest jav torrent upload website?

>>44261691
i prefer gym in the morning and JAV in the evenings before/in bed

>>44261718
i ensure my micronutrient and macronutrient profile is complete in order for my body to make its own aminos
i don't really have any reason to take paracetamol

>>44261744
i don't know if it's fastest but for me, it's fast **enough**. i've never struggled to find the newest stuff on there when i'm looking for it (i.e. on HAISHIN day). even kinda obscure stuff from smaller studios
note that the torrents on there die fast too though

>>44261742
KEK
damn, smells aside, she is looking kinda cute haha wouldnt mind a june gf

Hibiki wtf u fkn insane?!

https://files.catbox.moe/xm6gfm.webm

>>44261454
>>44261484
Thanks again sir, I don't have any particular favorite on this batch but I'm curious to see what Nao's release will bring.

>>44261762
What happened to that boyfriend she found from twitter?

>>44261579
To me it's a culmination of all the things I live in JAV. Rare blessing to see.

>>44261702
>all the sweat, smile, and big 中出し
They do things to my chinpo

>>44261742
FKN KEK, I don't know who this guy is but I love him! This is the kind of thing I would say and have the same reaction when I realise how it sounds. I'm surprised how cute June looks, normally she is not my type and it's difficult fap to her but if her appearance continues growing in this direction, then maybe I'll become a Junebro.

>>44261782
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I WANT SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I forgot to ask this question in the #1000, but how did you found this general?

>>44261742
smells aside she looks kinda cute
that guy could have came out much better if he just doubled down or even just said that he felt it might be too big; just don't fucking apologize or sink in your seat or put your head in your hands kek she is obviously in a good mood

>>44261826
from time to time i like to vist the catalog of all boards and check the discussions

most boards are actually pretty amazing and funny in their unique way
i saw /jp/ and the only thing that caught my eye was the JAV thread because i used to fap to it sometimes, I knew half dozen names

this place was comfy and as time went on, i learned many names and suddenly JAV became my main fapping material

>>44261769
wtf that looked and sounded real poor guy

>>44261769
>>44261868
KEK she wanst acting

>>44261868
>>44261884
Understandable, the reipu from the 2nd scene was surprisingly brutal especially coming from SoD.

to be a sir is to live with the duality of hating June but also loving her

>>44261633
In my language animo means "ganbatte!" and I was playing as the dumb dyslexic

>>44261906
HBAD-662 was kino, great sweaty piggu sexo despite the smell, though this load that she happily took https://files.catbox.moe/1aqz3m.mp4 was probably more pungent than she was.

Bros there was a brown guy who asked June to be his GF on twitter and they met irl and began dating a while back... What happened to that dude?

>>44261772
>>44261934
I remember him kek

>>44261933
How do you know she smells? Also
>video
Jesus that cum is yellow sir what the fuck

>>44261980
>he doesn't know

>>44261990
Teach me

>>44261772
>>44261970
wasn't her bf, just some discord orbiter she would publicly bully for attention
unironically some teehee white girl stuff

>>44261906
>>44261934
I sometimes wonder if there is something like reverse yellow fever, where an asian sir likes all blonde women or whatever. Otherwise I'm really at a loss as to why june and and that melody bitch have any sales

>>44262008
Can I get a quick rundown please? He was posted here ages ago but I wasn't invested enough to learn the lore back then.

>>44262024
In my mind, June and Melody fans in this thread are SEAirs or from a remote village. I wouldn't understand the appeal to an European next to all these exotic starlets. But what do i know and to each their own.

Id eat her everyday

>>44259197
the teeth are always the worst part in plastic sluts

>>44261679
the son forcing himself on her after everything would add an extra dimension

>>44262048
Rei so fucking beautiful

>>44261826
Before becoming a regular poster, it was from seeing /jav/ in the catalog and sometimes posted about some JAV but didn't stay as a regular poster until early 2022 after seeing the growth of /jav/ autism. The reason why after some years of only occasional /jav/ posting I started posting regularly was because of the growing autism kek, /jav/ began to remind me of another place where I had discussed JAV until it died.
>>44261858
She needs to be cast into a cute romantic date JAV. This would utilise her surprising cuteness and if it turns into a slampig focus, that could turn more sirs into slampigchads too. I want to like her as much as I like Melody, though Melody's revelation of chinpo racism was unfortunate... I want to like June even more than Melody! I WILL become a Junebro! If the posts about her plastic sugary are true, then I hope she only gets minor chin reduction and possibly some breast implants (not boltons) because for her total size the breasts look too small.

>>44262090
Specially, if this one is like previous of the same series, the mother is so mind broken she literally invites her son at the end, but they always drop their school case and start sobbing instead of joining

>>44261169
>instead of just providing the source in initial post
dear sir, thank you for the source. However there are sirs in this very village that are afraid to ask for code for they are shy

>>44262036
i think that's mostly it kek there's no big saga
just a dude on her (paid?) discord server. june would often post screenshots of her conversations with him on the server, private 1-on-1 messages with him, (private?) snapchat exchanges etc all on her twitter for everyone to see. those posts would usually be accompanied by her just treating him like shit and teasing/bullying him

>>44262124
>providing the source in initial post
Do you expect sirs to include codes for every image or video they post during discussion? Get out of here and feed the cows.

>>44262128
Damn that's cruel.

>>44262090
I look forward to this.

>>44261454
>>44261484
suddenly occurred to me that based on this, we can extrapolate and predict who's in the late September batch. we can expect (assuming no random unannounced hiatuses and retirements) ::
>Momoko Isshiki
>Yuka Oshima
>Kana Mito
>Ryo Ayumi
>Ai Mukai
>Marina Shiraishi
>Yuu Shinoda
>...
>some of the new debuts i haven't committed to memory yet
>the freelancer regular feature squad

my JAV/hag lifestyle is getting out of control...

>>44261826
haters will say I'm lying but it was my "idea" to start numbering the general, so the general found me

>JUQ-359
she fkn whale

>>44262140
>when you see it

>>44262134
yes I do

>>44262188
damn you're a fkn dinosaur sir
that was a good innovation. do you remember why the forefathers went with "Thread" rather than, say, "General"? I do prefer Thread but I'm curious

>>44262188
i remember you saying that many times KEK
were you on the 1000?

>>44262189
I want her to keep growing.



Forever.

>>44262210
before switching to /jav/, I was shitposting on /vp/ and iirc we used often enough something like Shuffle Thread #1XX instead of general. Maybe this was the reason, but I'm guessing

also Im active here for a while, drop for a few months, maybe a year. Come back and so forth. So old, but not as active as some other sirs here

Can sirs watch 8 hour javfu compilations without skipping and without touching their chinpo?

>>44261826
>Porn general in a SFW board
It should be a complete mess, but somehow it works.

>>44261826
Pretty comfy, the autism is mostly entertaining

>>44262287
>Porn
We don't use that word around here sir.

>>44262266
why? my zoomer brain wont be able to follow it. I get bored after like 6 seconds, yes I timed it

>>44261639
It's the worst thing to happen to JAV lately. The appeal of reipu is in the resistance, drugs almost always take that all away and make the action identical to vanilla.

>>44262188
Based. Did you ever foresee the thread becoming the way it is now?
my minor contribution was "Delisted" when denoting the previous thread.
I was inspired by the Fragrance General's "Discontinued" and thought a domain-specific term might add some extra but still subtle JAV flavours

Back in my days JAV was actually entertaining to watch abd full of creativity.
Nowadays is a barren empty land full of boring woke vanilla bullshit.
JAV is dying, its painful to watch.

30 hours and 41 minutes until new Remu reipu.

>>44262371
but those "creative" titles were rare even back then...
when you look at the past, you see the cumulation of them all

>>44262345
It basically functions like an NTR title where the first half is rp and the second half is f'n enjoy. People pick and choose which half they watch.

>>44262384
Don't you know? All JAV before 2015 was real rape even the ones that looked vanilla, the girls were all raped at gunpoint behind the scenes and were random drugged junkies tricked into the industry by the yakuza when they were underage! There was no vanilla! It was all rape! Many girls were even fucked by dogs either on camera or off! They were beaten with hammers if they resisted! None of the girls ever consented to anything, they were all drugged out of their minds and forced into everything! Even the ones who still continue in JAV today were forced into everything in the past and became broken! JAV went woke because the yakuza went broke! The average age for a JAV whore was 16-18 until 2015 and now it's 40-50, they're all walled roastie divas who even voluntarily suck dicks and have boyfriends and husbands! In the glorious past until 2015 it was in the contract of JAV whores to not have a boyfriend or date just like any idol, they were forced to sex slavery and it was based! It's over! REEEEEEE

>>44260372
>she
it's they to you chud

niggas be crying about muh paracetamol but don't know about the hypnosis era
sad!

>>44262414
Ideally, but lately it's fkn enjoy 5 minutes into the first scene

>>44262470
I want to cars Mookman's skinny legs with oils......

I want to caress Momokan's skinny legs with oils......

>>44262470
I want to caress Momokan's skinny legs with oils......

I want to care's Momokan's skinny legs with oils......

>>44262442
nice pasta

>>44262456
For me? It's time stop.

>>44262442
Did Dr Kim's greatest monster write this?

>>44262558
Imagine this JAV:
Girl is opressed by her boss in her job, he is handsome(like me) but harsh.
She gains Time Stop power and decides to take revenge.
First she rapes him while he is in the middle of a big conference, when times hoes back he is all naked and cummed all over.
Later she follows him to his house and finds out he has a troubled life, a sick mother and he is harsh in the job because of it.
She starts feeling bad for him and realises he is actually a nice guy, so now she rapes him with love.

>>44262371

Fugg, I love hairy armpits soooo much, why do people hate them :,(

>>44262591
Would you fap to her getting gangbangged in JAV?

>>44262633
NTA and she's terrifyingly bogged nowadays but probably still a yes from me

>>44262601
>She starts feeling bad for him and realises he is actually a nice guy, so now she rapes him with love.
kek, good one

>>44262644
this is so stupid KEK
man i LOVE jav

>hummm hmmm she is semi-gorda and her jaw is too big
Girls like this, please?

>>44262691
Sadly Serebu No Tomo stopped this series, another stupid decision.

JULlA is cute. thank you HD provider

>>44263002
Ayaka is my fav anal queen, she's cute, fit, her butthole looks always clean and her ahegaos are amazing

Anyone else like Rena?

>>44263422
yeah i watch her sometimes she cute and her genitalia dark so i like it (still waiting for more hydration memes)

How many JAVgirls and Codes did Oppenheimer took from us?

>>44263526
>took
*give
Without Japan's defeat the JAV industry and scene would never resemble to what it is today. If Japan won the porn would definitely be worse.
Turns out, 2 nukes were just enough.

>>44263526
>took
*give
Without Japan's defeat the JAV industry would never have this many retarded girls.

>>44263185
She laughs and smiles a lot in the GASO titles.
I played the videos expected boners not heartthrobs. What the fuck sirs

Your mission, /jav/, should you decide to accept it, is to hunt and kill a CCP spy who has infiltrated our ranks. Disguised under a pretty shoyu face, she destroys the industry from within with films one more boring than the next, and even refuses to have her armpits licked. This madness must stop.
As always, should you or any of your sirs be caught or killed, the village will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This webm will self-destruct in one thread.

Good luck, /jav/

>>44263679
FUCKING KEK i saw that webm while Human Beings by Van Halen was playing at its peak
it was magic

thank you for this good laugh

shine oon
shine ooooooon