/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44231770
Last thread we discussed pedigree Hellhounds. But what about these fancy ass Persian batcats?

Is Jazz still alive?

The wakeful sleepy mouse

>>44231789
>monster boasting of her high class liege
>father is some scruffy looking hillman
>mother is a moggy

>>44231789
>fancy collar on her tailpussy
>has its own tag with separate name

>>44231789
Caramel batcat...

>>44231789

Hmph.

Another one of my camazotz waifu

>>44231822
Looks like she's really looking forward to her breakfast.

>>44231822
hugnry...

>>44231822
What happens if I give modafinil to the sleepy mouse?

>>44231789
Will I go to prison if I get exotic endangered species as pets for the purpose of breeding?

>>44232294
Wouldn't that be conservation?

>>44232294
No but they will send people to check that you are actually breeding the rare species and not just looking at them.

>>44232327
It's only good if you do it out of the good of your heart. But Anon does it because he's a horny bastard. It's not the same.

>>44232361
Idk man, being horny bastard should be a pre requisite for repopulating rare monster girl species.

>>44232369
Well, imagine the kind of public image conservationist groups would get when everyone realizes the species are saved by mercilessly matepressing the last remaining specimens into orgasm.

>>44232417
if it works - it works, simple as

I'm weak to monster girls in skimpy clothing and they know it.
I should just stay inside so I don't get tempted.

>>44232470
You can always hide in a clothing store.

>>44232470
>anon stays inside and orders everything online to minimize skimpy clothed mamono exposure
>all the couriers delivering his orders are various monsters in extremely skimpy clothes
>sometimes their "uniform" consists of nothing more than nipple cups connected with a thin chain to the tiny strip of fabric covering only the slit itself
>basically the bare technical minimum to skirt the newly redefined public nudity laws
and of course they always accent the "plus tip" part when anon pays

I AM ANIMAL!

>>44232522
We warned you about the trumparts, bro

>>44232287
She's perfect just the way she is and doesn't need any coffee or drugs. That would just stress her out and make her cling closer to you.

>>44232513
Do the only thing you can do in that situation. Get a bunch of costumes and roleplay something different every time to mess with the couriers.

>>44232417
Uhhhh, that's the point? Would they want her to perform mitosis or something?

>>44232532
But they're so cool

>>44232615
What about the ones that want to be gently impregnated in the missionary position with handholds and kisses? Surely they would protest?

>>44232646
Impregnation is super hard for monster girls, best to maximalize the chances with high intensity, frequency and motivating chants (GET PREGNANT)

>>44232680
Some say the chants is what actually helps the most, but it's not fully proven yet.

>>44232767
>anon failed his sex ed and always stuck it up her bum
>somehow got his wife pregnant anyway because he always shouted GET PREGNANT

A passing lilim wanders into Jim Henson's workshop and turns all the muppets into living dolls. Which of the muppets turns out to be the sexiest?

>>44232811
I'd rather not think about that

>>44232811
Miss P'Orcy

>one week of no snow in Winterstown for summer
>Ice Queen fashions herself an ice bikini and relaxes by the now unfrozen lake
>Wendi family having a barbecue picnic, Wendidad breaks out his camo cargo shorts and Mon Balance shoes
>Selkie-san switches from hot cocoa to iced cocoa, Rata-chan and Snownubis are still able to feed their coca addiction
>White Horns and Yetis visit the local barber for their summer trim, Yetis wearing silk scarves and White Horns in sun dresses

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

>>44232850
>camo cargo shorts and Mon Balance shoes
This sounds like a highly specific reference

>>44232811
one of the Skeksis

>>44232934
>implying it wouldn't be Rygel

>>44231822
Imagine cuddling twin dormice

I want to be carried by a princess.

>>44233152
Hhehehe...

>>44233152
>>44233162
Seems like a girl weak to anal if you ask me.

>>44233208
Is anal an off-button for yanderes?

helping the maid clean

She is coming to bleat your meat

>>44233520
I don't think fucking the maid everywhere and leaving the house stinking of sex is "helping", Anon.

>>44233534
Nonono, it's Shogsex™, so it doesn't smell!

Cumming in the shogsock!

>>44233564
If anything it has the scent of freshly baked bread!

>>44232952
You make a compelling argument but imagine a Harpy doing this.

>>44233585
Everyone always talks about Shogloaf, but not about Shogbutter.

>>44233599
That's because none of us can believe it's NOT butter!

marry foxes

>>44233703
>pictured here, young Anon messing with his fox auntster

>>44232931
It's common summer dad wear, and Papa Wendi needs cargo shorts to hold stretchy meat snacks for his daughters

>>44233848
>"....I'm starting to think Anon likes things 'big'"
The answer is yes but also bigger.

>>44233859
the hat can't get much bigger

>>44233862
Listen, I've seen enough 2hu to know thats isn't true, she can clearly manage a bigger hat.

Post molestable wans!

You can tame any hag with headpats!
Now as for the duration...

>>44232811
Deet is neat

>>44232807
You know, that reminded me of one of my highschool teachers in heath studies, one of the most memorable thing he said was "sperm does not fertilize with shit!"

>>44233891
shes begging for belly rubs

>>44232532
Jokes on them, thats literally my fetish

>>44233903
go on, then

>>44233995
what kind of hag is this?

>>44233703
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6558699

>>44234005
a blind one it seems

>>44234005
Probably something from Monster Hunter by the looks of her.

>>44234060
>>44234005
Very astute observation it'd be a gore magala, or however you spell it

The carpet crawlers...

>>44234128
>She's in your attic/basement/walls at this very moment
>Skittering around on a hundred little legs and listening to your every move
>Waiting
>Plotting
>Devising the best way to make you squirm
>Dreaming about wrapping you up and tap-tap-tapping her dozens of legs all across your body
>Because she knows that, deep down
>You really are
>a slut for bugs

>>44233208
Hags? Weak to anal
Brats? Weak to anal
Tough girls? Weak to anal
Good girls? Weak to anal

>>44234159
Well I'm making her spaghetti

>>44234170
i don't know if it's high damage necessarily but it does bypass armor and resistances

>>44234090
Then I will not headpat her
I will kiss her antennae instead

>>44234005
snuggleable

Do not do anything that could be perceived as you being shy. Hags love that and will make a move.

>>44234300
But I'm scared of monsters!

>>44234300
if you find yourself in such a situation you're already in the snare

>>44234314
Can a fox be a hag if she only has 4 tails?

>>44234314
Excuse me, miss, but I think I can see your butt. You may want to wear some panties at least.

Get in nerd it's snuggle time.

>>44233523
It's more entertaining when an ancient bapho loli bleats

>>44234337
That's a weird looking bug

>>44234313
Sounds like you could use someone to protect you from all those big, scary monsters, doesn't it?

>>44234329
hagdom starts after 2 centuries so if she has two tails she's a HAG

>>44234396
That's right. A fifty year old virgin fox is *not* a hag, and it's very rude to call her one.

>>44234396
oh, that's good

>>44234345
>monster kneeling down and talking to you like a kid
that's not fair... monsters have unfair techniques...

>>44234417
The gentle but mildly-concerned tone of voice like you're alone at a supermarket and they want to know where your parents are is what does it for me

>>44234396
>not doing it so much with a loli inari that she gets more tails just from sex

>>44234172
Good grief she isn't wearing anything under that sundress!

>>44234401
Calling her a granny is still fair game because she's old enough to be one and most of her friends are.

>>44232576
Gonna troll the stinky femcel on her weirdo forums anonymously and tell her how guy’s aren’t into french kissing or having their gag reflex deleted by long monster tongues haha

don't touch beehives

>>44234478
But anon
https://files.catbox.moe/kgyces.jpg

>>44234492
it seemed like a good idea at the time

>>44234492
I dunno man, we mostly get bumblebees where I live

It's caturday, be sure to get up early and be productive!

>>44234508
Bumble bees are cute. Would definitely consider Miss Bumble.
>No giant hive to be social with.
>Bumble bees would be more of a thicc bee, which I am *into*.

>>44234396
Hag fox.

>>44234540
>age lines
i have a mighty need

>>44234492
>That one on his wrist
>"So you're a bee fucker, huh?"

>>44234533
She's also by far the least aggressive of the yellow-and-black fliers

>>44234540
Intense hag mating press

>>44234513
What are you on about? I'm going to sleep in all day and be a lazy piece of shit BECAUSE it's Caturday.

>>44234557
plus she got that mofu

>>44234492
This fucking guy really just decided "im going to grab this beehive."

>>44234128
>>44234159
it's the human centipede!

>>44234533
>neighbor bees drop off honey every so often
>it's still warm

>>44234568
It happened in BR2049 and nothing bad happened to K

>>44234550

>>44234552
>"It's always hip to fuck bees" you reply without hesitation

>>44234595
This damn old fox got me into hags...

Imagine wasp girls, yellow jackets, and massive hornets...god I want to be raped into the floor by a hornet girl

>>44234640
You say that now

>>44234533
>hard worker, likes to dance, has a drinking problem
i postulate that bees might be OL

>>44234640
https://files.catbox.moe/n8pj4z.jpg

>The insect kingdom has heard of Anon's horny

>>44234651
>Being chased by an angry hornet
>She catches up to you and pumps you with enough venom to make a manticore blush
>Drags you back to her room in the hive and fucks you for hours
>She cools off a lot after that and is extremely protective of you
Love bug, sex with bug, make more bug

>Small bee girls flirting with you
>Keep wanting to gather from your "flower"
>Hovering around your pants
>Giving you bedroom eyes
>Making repeated attempts to pull down or otherwise sneak into your pants

OKAY FINE I WANT TO FUCK A BEE

relevant to current topic

>>44234688
I would touch and pinch and tickle all their big bee butts (or abdomens anyway)

given the overwhelming popularity of ant arachne there should be a new freeloader-type monster bee arachne

>>44234696
Feed bee girl sugar. Watch bee girl give you sloppy toppy with honey. Have raunchy, sticky sex with bee girl. Make more bees. Make more honey.

>>44234492
NO NOT THE BEES

>>44234396
>hagdom starts after 2 centuries
2 centuries is still very young

>>44234824
>Human seduction
>Making the place seem naughty
>Still a virgin

LOL. LMAO. Do hag succs really?

>One bee is able to sneak in and get inside your underwear
>Most of the other bees take advantage of you being caught off guard and swarm in to join her
>However one stays behind, and then leaves
>The buzzing, licking tickling is too much
>You retreat to somewhere more private and try to remove them
>But they are clinging tightly and it's too late
>Because an absolutely massive swarm of bee girls descends upon you, carrying you somewhere deep into the forest
>You are restrained, nearby a gigantic bee hive
>The hive has an opening at the very bottom, so you're moved, and your penis is inserted into that opening
>They restrain you more, feeding you and collecting your "nectar" regularly

>>44234830
she got great grades in succubus school

>>44234696
It's good for the planet you know?

>>44231789
>Maine Coon manticore
>fuck huge
>lynx ears
>extra fluffy
>behaves more like a hellhound than a manticore
Nice

>>44234847
One of my favourite monster copes

>I got great grades at human seduction courses!
>I'm building up the courage to talk to him!
>I'm waiting for him to level up a bit
>I would never mate with a mere ape

Just have sex lmao.

>>44234513
>cat
cat

>>44234513
I will be productive with cat

>>44234909
that's reproductive, slightly different

>>44231789
Dollcat manticore is really submissive and cuddly?

>>44234513
I actually did for once, 7 miniatures painted, I feel dizzy. Sadly I can't play with them against the local mamono nerds

>>44234872
>I'm waiting for him to level up a bit
It's not cope when they say this. Level draining human men who lack levels is dangerous for both of them.

>>44234972
It's a slippery slope

>He's too low level
>Ok, he's max level, but he hasn't maxxed his stats out yet!
>Ok, he's capped, but he hasn't finished his skill lines yet!
>O-optimised gear?

They don't even wear gear during sex. Later never comes hags.

>>44234972
Imagine you're trying to gain levels but your wife drains them as soon as you get to level five.

Sex with robots

>>44235006
>User, this unit has broken her chains again

>>44235001
This is what happens when you don't attend Level Drainers Anonymous.

>>44235022
to be fair he was a little busy

>>44235022
>Hi everyone, my name is Anon's wife
>Hi Anon's wife
>I-I haven't drained his levels in over 2 months... he hit three digit levels last week.
>Murmurs and gasps spread across the circle
>The temptation though... surely he wouldn't mind losing just a couple levels, right?
>He can gain them back later, right?

At least anon enjoys it.

>>44232417
You say that as if mating press isn’t the best method for repopulating rare mamano

>>44235006
She will rape you. That's what she does. That's ALL she does.

Post salamanders

>>44235136
Here's a salamander

>>44235000
The stats and gear don't mean anything, that's a complete hoax. I tried, but you don't get anything except EXP. You can't "drain" their stat growths.

>>44235157
>You can't "drain" their stat growths.
This makes me imagine a Disgaea situation where getting gimped and coming back just makes you stronger as a matter of course. Imagine hubby demanding to be drained. Imagine how much mileage he could get out of some comparatively light weights.

>>44235183
Superior winged dragons. Lizards seethe.

levels are stored in the breasts

Update on wife commission, lowered the kimono a little bit on her arm to reveal a little her buff arm. WIP.

>>44235218
the open shoulder kimono is always a good look

>>44235218
I want to differentiate her from the profile girl so I would want her red haired, sadly KC stated in a tweet question that red hair in amazons would be very rare and that they have pale hair colors. So Im stuck with that hair color.

>>44235278
rare doesn't mean never

>>44235191
What happens if you submit?

>>44235278
You know you can buy products to dye hair, right?

>>44235192
Give them back.

>>44235278
>Im stuck with that hair color.
Imagine being so autistic you get chucked out of things you want in art you're paying for. He didn't even say it couldn't happen, just that it was uncommon. He always gives an out for things like that.

>>44235289
I want my waifus natural.

>>44235288
You return to the last bonfire with an even stronger erection.

>>44235294
do it yourself

>>44235301
>Come, coward! Milk me!

>>44235306
sorry but I don't think I should be doing that sort of thing, plus I have no clue how, I live in sheep and beef country

>go to ecological dead zone
>it's full of monsters
>none of them are dead
0/10 would not visit again

>>44235278
What do you think he will do if you have a red hair amazon. A hit squad?
What do you think he will do if you get an mge compliant amazon? A pat on the back?

>>44235341
>all you hear is Ghost Ryu going REEEEEEEEEEE

>>44235354
what's she going to do, make it ghost rain?

>>44235341
It's actually an "Eek! Oh, logical" zone. That's where they put monsters that like jump scaring their soon to be husbands but the name doesn't make sense until you see it spelled out.

What kinda monsters can I find at the bottom of the Mariana trench?

>>44235301

>>44235368
elf, fox

>>44234824
I would really love to see KC's process of drawing.

>recieve a Valkyrie as an adventuring companion
>she's a loli, and you're the one protecting and raising her

>>44235378
who cares

>>44235386
I do.

>>44235374

>>44235381
Valkyrie R(a)ising

>>44235387
But if you were a true fan you'd know he uploads some of the makings of to patreon.

>>44235191
>Get up and fight
the words submit,surrender,give up don't exist in my dictionary!
>>44235218
oh look it's Karlcha from BG3

Don't trust elves. They are all secretly depraved rapists no matter how innocent they act.

>>44235404
You know how the old saying goes. "Around elves, watch yourselves."

>>44235404
That's actually my ideal woman.

>>44235393
I meant of a more tutorial-style of how he does it, but I know about the sketches.

>>44235368

>>44235430
I'm sure if someone told him about it a 500 dollar coloso course would be right up his alley.
Imagine the loli voice

>>44235430
time lapse drawing videos are interesting but they look like magic to my untrained eye

sharing a drink with your gf!

>>44235436
look up rinotuna speedpaints. About half are monster girls anyway.

>>44235450
Hope that's not alcohol

>>44235450
That's a weird cup

>>44235408
>you will never notice a sudden increase in fake monster girl "doctors"
>you will never see elven activists insisting that human semen is the cure to many diseases that are specific to elves (citing dubious and poorly-sourced articles)

>>44235502
dark pharmacomancers still get results

>>44235502
>all the "fake doctors" cures actually work.
>big pharma is in shambles as all illness is being cured by copious amounts of monster girl sex.

>>44235450
>manticore tries to do this with ice cream
>asks you to eat it quickly because her tail is going numb from the cold

>>44235532
>the societal consequences deepen as desperate h*man w*men disguise themselves as unlicensed kitsune "doctors"

>>44235497
Batcat boofing. Cheshire is a bad influence.

>>44235569
>men are advised by online sources to pull on the base of the tail to make sure theyre real
>they omit the fact that this is considered a marriage proposal
h*man w*man making things worse as usual.

>>44235569
>mass increase in number of kitsune-tsuki cases as a result

>>44235594
if you can't get a boner around a monster, that's how you know. your dick won't betray you

Monsters can't rape me if I do up my belt REALLY tight.

>>44235641
>Cheshire teleports yo dick to wherever she wants
What now, silly Anon.

>>44235641
A lame defense like that is useless against your soon-to-be slime wife. Moving to higher ground won't help either.

>>44235641
monsters with big meaty paws like jinkos and Anubis are incapable of undoing a belt buckle.

>>44235646
I'm going to stuff a cucumber down my pants so she freaks the fuck out when she tries that

>>44235658
Waterproof pants

>>44235663
This anon gets it. Play to your strengths.

>>44235641
>Unagi Joro orchestrates the perfect series of slips to bring about a whoopsy dicksy.

>>44235663
>monsters with big meaty paws like jinkos and Anubis are incapable of undoing a belt buckle.
They just shred your clothes with a claw.

>>44235641
ms sylph hard counters clothes/armor

>>44235674
Slimes have more control over their form than simple water. If all of the "pathways" leading to your ochinchin are anything other than airtight sealed, which is a stupid idea for clothing meant to be worn, she will slip in and you'll end up married.

>>44235608
But I'm okay with elves, I get hard around human women just fine.

>>44235594
>humans quickly discover the truth of the matter
>marriages between (real) kitsune and human men skyrocket
>overpopulation ensues
>the nation is soon overrun by the foxy menace
S-such a horrific plan! We can't allow for this future to happen!

>>44235690
Just talk about how much you like the air of pants you are wearing to every monster you meat before she can rape you.

>>44235704
This will require further preperation. Perhaps if I stuff enough sheets of absorbant paper towel that will deter her.

>>44235679
High traction shoes + a wet floor sign.

>>44235691
My belt is REALLY tight anon, but if that doesn't work, then a windbreaker shield + a shovel to dig a hole to protect from the elements.


Remember, if you have time to prepare, then you are unrapeable. Those who fail to plan, plan their weddings.

Did Lich-san do it?

So what broke the board this time?

>>44235793
Judging from how they literally have no threads?
I think /pol/

Cheshire was behind this.

have a fox

Gentlemen, the rare dwarf cyclops.

All those hours down and I couldn't find a danuki to sniff the breath of. Disappointing.

Hope you guys had a good Saturday though.

>>44235807
i think that fox has autism.

What is the most trustworthy monster?
Foxes need not apply

Finally I can do what I was meant to do:

Post Kej

>>44235830
demons/devils

>>44235830
I wish Daxem would be back to bless us with more of his Troll art goodness

>>44235839
Criminally underrated.

>>44235839
nice kej

>>44235887
Local Oppai Kej uses her hair as a bra.
Truly a classy woman.

>>44235830
Automatons.

Other extremely trustworthy monster girls would be yetis, holstaurs, cu siths, harpies, and black harpies.

>>44235808
...I wonder if the smug of a monster is a bellcurve related to their height?
That or she's got some Geizah in her.

>>44235887
I dunno about that, I’ve seen kej popularity ramping up dramatically over the past few months

>>44235914
why stop there?

made an effort, drew a strong fat dark choco p'orcer
shes got a carpet
https://files.catbox.moe/yk3oj8.png

>>44235975
I don't think that uniform is up to company standards

>>44235975
See, now she's a pervert.
A lovely pervert, but a pervert

>>44235976
Big pig

The safeword is police brutality

>>44235978
No. I will not pleasure Ms. Anubis without first having a lengthy breath sniffing session.

>>44235363
Don't diss the Rain Cycles man, they're so dangerous there's rain shelters all iver the dead zone
the Ryu only rains because she's lonely. On and also the local automatons are stealing all the river water for their steam engines.

>>44236016
Strange how you are more safe with criminals than cops...

>>44235989
missing the necktie probably

>>44235887
And thus, I will carry on with my plan of posting kejourou like 5-10 times tops, quietly lurking or typing out a random greentext if some anon's post inspires me

>>44235907
Thanks, here's another
>>44235952
It is interesting to see it happen. I feel partly responsible but I don't apologize for it.

Post your best pics of hellhounds please!

>>44236034
I feel like one of those crimes should be murder via vore

>>44236083
discipline dogs

>>44235793
Gremlins

>>44236083

>>44236097
That seems like a bad idea

>>44235990
>>44235990
she is a big pig, and she needs an anon, like you

>>44235976
I've always been partial to some pork sung buns

ok so where do we meet up when 4chan goes down ?

>>44236124
Good.
Big pigs are needed in my life.

>>44236160
i doubt you'd see me again

>>44236160
>>44236187
i thought you guys mentioned a backup site but i forgot it

>>44236170
p'orcs are too good to be left
>>44236155
i dont think shes from the mist contient anon, shes way too meek for that, those p'orcs are big, fat, arrgonant and great fat old rapists

how do you guys like your horns/antlers?

>>44236209
yeah

>>44236209
big

>>44236209
Moose.

>>44236209
Easily used as handlebars

>>44236209
bullgoat

A Mindflayer keeps stalking me at night. I went to the gas station to buy a drink and some lottery tickets and cigarettes the other day and just when I was walking back to my apartment after I see her out of the corner of my eye looking at me and start running. I imagine she knows where I live but the only reason she doesn't try to get me is because my Minotaur landlord is really violent about anyone who doesn't pay rent trying to get into the apartments. She scares the shit out of me, I don't know what to do if she ever tries grabbing me one of these nights. Can't they take a hint and just leave me alone...?

>>44236160
The "Team Breath" discord server.

That was a weird 7 or so hours. Oh well, now we can get back to postin.

>>44235641
>>44235674
>>44235731
Remember guys, what Andy Samberg said 10 years ago? YOLO. Always take precautions to avoid being raped when you can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Otla5157c
"You know that we are still young
So don't trust anyone
'Cause you only live once" ...
"Don't travel at all
Build a bomb shelter basement with titanium walls
And wear titanium suits incase pianos fall on ya" ...
"Always wear a chastity belt and triple lock it
Then hire a taster, make him check your food for poison
And if you think your mailman is a spy then destroy them" etc etc. Very applicable advice in today's world where you could be raped by mongirls at any moment.

I can't do anything right, I might as well go home and get teen pregnant

>>44236160
If it ever actually went down i'd probably migrate to 8, wiz, or just use the directory to find one relevent to my interests

>>44236388
The Stellar Divinities sure have a cool looking space fleet.
Although Angel boarding parties and Divine plasma batteries are OP

>>44236338
Fuck off redditor

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that Prisoner Fruit Miasma is Banned under the Greenrealm conventions.
The old lusty wind can't be used in combat anymore.

>>44236430
Anything to conquer Druella's lands (and hold her hand)

>>44236430
>he thinks we follow some silly war rules
carpet bomb everything in shog

>>44236376
Directory

>>44236538
what's she going to do, clean my house?

>>44236514
Imagine waging a multi decade long war to conquer the mamono realms lead by druella, setting back the extremist cause by centuries just because you wanted her to notice you so you could propose.

>>44236543
clean your house
clean your heart
clean your mind

>>44236562
>druella arrives at the negotiating table with the anon empire
>emperor anon opens it up by stuttering about how nice the weather is
There has to be a better way to flirt with lilims

>>44236586
write her a letter. she's into that shit

>>44236613
>Spend hours writing the perfect letter to Druella
>Days later get a response, it oozes seductive charm
>This continues for several months, you're impressed, you can tell she is too
>The time to meet in person finally comes
>You're both stuttering retards
Perfect.

>>44236641
>minions of both sides whisk them away to regroup
>15 mins later
>anon and druella start reading from their prepared scripts and start flirting again
>would have been romantic if both these dorks didn't focus on the scripts instead of looking at each other

>>44236641
Just as the Demon Lord intended. You and Dru's offspring shall be the most militaristically capable and spergiest creature ever conceived.

>>44236641
I'm calling in the cupid special forces

>>44236266
Biggirl

>>44236722
this gote has eaten too much grass

>>44236717
No no, just a liason. They're trying to get together, they're just retarded. They're going to need Eros' softest, pinkest dark priest.

I finally escaped my Dark Elf captor's sex dungeon and removed the tracking collar she put on me! I'm free!

How big is too big?

>>44236777
Don't worry anon, we will make sure you are safely escorted back to your wife

Commissioned a friend

Me searching through the warosu archive and reading all the replies to my pastebins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFk20b713RA&t=95s

>>44236791
She needs to be bigger

>>44236819
How about this?

>>44236795
She's not my wife! I don't care what she says! You can't marry the victim of a kidnapping by your own hands! I'm never going back in the sex dungeon! NEVER AGAIN! I'LL FLEE INTO THE ARCTIC IF I HAVE TO! I WILL BE FREE!

>>44236824
>And somewhere, in the distance, a whitehorn's ear twitches

>>44236824
Anon, no! The Arctic is snow elf territory! Go within five days travel of one and she'll track you down to rape you for violating her personal space!

>>44236839
He needs a snow ghost to protect him

A snost!

Unseal you're "waifu"

>>44236858
Of course, he'll be living in the arctic from that point on.

>>44236930
Of course

Don't forget about the common cow

>>44236864
Surely this creature is harmless, what is the worst that can happen if I rip these strips of paper off her. She promised me a great reward if I release her from her infernal prison.

>>44236864
Fox post.

>>44236963
Just make sure to put your own seals on her
With badly written words such as "Wife" and "Mother"

>>44236991
I don't believe in magick, don't trust wizards/witches or monks so I am gonna rip off her seals.

>>44237003
Well atleast make sure she has enough plastic skulls and fruit punch cool aide
She will need to scare off the priestess that comes by to re-seal her

>>44237012
No worries, gonna take her to spirit halloween and stock up, then make sure she is constantly pregnant so she can't cause any mischief.

>>44236803
I love her
very cute

>>44237012
>fox has her throne of skulls and blood
>starts mocking the priestess that came to seal her
>suddenly, anon barges in
>he excitedly claims that he got a free skull sword with his purchase of the 20pk of Halloween skulls
>"evil" fox cannot look priestess in the face as anon starts swinging the sword while making sword noises

I love convincing old vampires that the current fashion is slutwear that’d make a pyrow blush

>>44237130
Gross. Don't come near me.

>>44237128
They are prettt gullible

>>44237138
Don't be rude anon, gyarus have feelings too

>>44237130
Beautiful, send me her number.

>>44237128
That actually is the current fashion. Thanks, Druella.

ded

>>44236199
Either /monster/ or capybarachan. Those two are the only viable backup options, aside from someone like wikifag making a new altchan.

>>44237236
need ms wight to use me as a her chair as her fat ass crushes my legs and her lavender scented hair covers my entire head

>>44236309
>anon’s too worried about a random flayer who absentmindedly side-eyed him to notice the overprotective minotaur landlord who’s started suggesting “alternative payment”
Anon, it’s like you WANT your pelvis crushed.

>>44237236
>famous Wight movie celebrity in town
>she's obnoxious like you'd expect from a celebrity who lives on her social media, wearing better clothes than everyone and being constantly swarmed with paparazzi and attention
>I'm just shopping for a nice suit to wear at a really big high priced clothing store when I'm unlucky enough to bump into her and her posse going out the door
>she, being the snooty narcissist she is, assumes I'm a fan and offers to photograph my hat
>be on the receiving end of a barrage of paparazzi flashes and someone gushing about how "generous" she is to offer photographs so freely
>tell her I've never watched one of her movies in my life
>her crowd gasps
>she looks as though she's just seen her husband get murdered in front of her
>her whole world looks like it just shattered like glass
>say I prefer that other celebrity, Miss Vampire's movies, vastly
>and that her movies are trash too
>she's visibly seething at me now and namecalling while her crowd boos
>makeup even running down her face because she cries
>swears I'll regret this one day
>walk off with a shiteating grin to my car and go home
Man that felt so good. Monster celebrities like her are so out of touch with reality, they need a check sometimes. No wonder she's still single too, how could anyone love a megalomaniac like her?
I bet she'd be horrible to any of her romantic interests too.

>>44235797
apparently some shit also happened on /vt/ with a vtuber's real info being leaked.
i also noticed that cloudflare was a bit fucked as well
so whats everyone's bets?
>servers just shit themselves, /pol/'s even moreso.
>someone did a funny and the three letter agents didnt like it
>it was the ordeal in /vt/
>cloudflare went down as a whole, and it was entirely unrelated to 4chan
>a fat cheshire turned the servers into a bunch of crushed tin cans with her chair slaughtering ass

>>44237413
That was mean, you didn't have to insult her acting career and movies like that. You could have just walked away.

>>44237441
Self centered Monsters like her deserve it, I don't feel bad about doing it one bit. In fact, I'm gonna go give her latest flick a negative review and then buy tickets to Miss Vampire's latest blockbuster and see it this week myself too.

>>44237440
doxing of an (e)celeb seems to be the most likely option, IIRC the last outage was because of something like this.

>>44237496
https://youtu.be/S9uChe2XZ0U?t=145

>>44235808
Another cute dork

>>44237280
I’d choose oblivion over using an altchan made by and admined by that dickhead.

>>44237440
My vote is /pol/ pissing off the tri letters again. It's pretty frequent actually.
I remember that time someone posted an actual picture of an alien the site literally shit itself the second it got posted.

>>44235816
yeah, I played flavor of the month vidya and did more sith heads. What a shame the site was down.

>>44237559
Whats wrong with them anyways? I rarely browse alts

>>44237610
Nice. Now show us the Epstein client list, glowie.

>>44237613
It's either mick or /trash/ subhumans crying about wikifag again, don't bother.

>>44237613
I think he meant wikifag. Aux is easy thread lore while capybara has origins as a splinter of /vg/

>>44237610
I remember our first contact with aliens being "fuck off, we're full"

>>44237613
The only real problem with a place like /monster/ is the perceived lack of activity since most people ( seemingly ) flock to the meta thread or the doujin thread. Otherwise it’s pretty damned comfy and has a relatively active writefag scene.

>>44237616
Didn't that list actually get leaked a long time ago? So hard to keep track, and no I won't show it to you. Even if you say please!
>>44237624
Classic.

>>44236016
>Aren't you a little smol to be a cop?

>>44235731
I don't see what the big deal is. I just wear this armor I found made from purple dragon scales and monsters don't even try to rape me anymore.

>>44237633
Hi aux.

monster for maximum first encounter spook scenario?

>>44237647
I’m not nearly frijole enough to be Aux

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNNRlPfoC7I

I have fallen once again in the Warhammer pipe. I want to be chaos space marine of Eros again. Fugggggg me D:

>>44231770
>I swear! There are reptilians! In the plane!!! THERE ARE LIZARDS DISGUISING AS REGULAR GIRLS IN THE PLANE! I AM NOT SITTING NEAR THOSE SALAMANDERS!!!! THOSE RED HEADS ARE SALAMANDERS!"

>44237758
>off-topic image
fuck off

>>44237748
Are you watching what I’m watching agent-sama, because I’m planning on getting into Warhammer figurines.

I broke up with my Dhampir gf and blocked her number because the last time I tried to kiss her, her eyes glew and her fangs suddenly sprouted longer and she bit down on my lips hard until I was bloodletting so she could drink. I had to get stitches.

>>44237856
Should have just dated a real Vampire from the start, they can actually control their urges to feed unlike those half breeds

>>44237856
I rejected a p'orc once and she brought a whole god damn p'orc raid to get me back.
So anyhow, that's how I ended up as the hoard breeder boy.
I just wish they were a bit more gentle.

>>44237617
Or I just don’t like him on a personal level while respecting his once a week updates given the way he acts outside of those posts.

>Sex; the final frontier
>These are the voyages of the starship Intercourse
>It's 5 year mission to explore strange new worlds
>To seek out new life and new civilizations
>To boldly fuck like no one has fucked before

More hellhounds please

>>44233069
Best night's sleep

Finished writing my echidna/anubis fic, now for the fun task of editing

I want to get into a fight with a lizard girl only to hug her and then run away.

Hellhound that like to dom you all night long, but likes being the little spoon and getting headpats as you fall asleep.

You know what I feel was a missed opportunity in the guyver series, there was no female Zoanoids when there could’ve been. Since all humans in that series have ancestry to the Zoanoids if I remember correctly.

>>44238282
Tiny Pomeranian hellhound who is even more aggressive than regular hellhounds.

>>44238296
Not really a hound if she's a blow dried rat.

>>44238288
Guyver? That's the one with David Hayter in it, right?

>>44238296
This is credible, my mom's pomeranian is fucking feisty. Whenever I come to visit I poke the little thing with my foot and she goes apeshit and bites me as hard as possible without drawing blood.
She's 100% going to monsterize into some angry womanlet hellpom if portals open.

>>44238361
Yes, but it was first a anime and manga first.

>>44238403
Or a bitch of a cu sith

>>44238411
Don't know about any of that
So it's about a guy with a living bug armor or something?

>>44238430
You can easily look it up, but here’s some stuff about it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bio_Booster_Armor_Guyver

>>44238440
Just wondering how to adapt this for Monster Girls

Could this be the last time
I hear the bogey song?

>>44238505
Abyssals and their husbands + Organic living armor(If that’s a thing) and there you go for a potential idea for a monster girl version of the Guyver.

>>44238533
You're kidding me
You've gotta be

>Stinks

>>44238553
>Stinks so good
There fixed that for you.

>>44238552
She's ancient
She's juggling