/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>I have never done this before.

Maybe the pic doesn't do her justice, but damn. Why, anon? Isn't 2D enough?

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>craiglist

Go for it dude, it sounds legit

Don't bother coming back if you go through with it. Non-virgin sluts are not allowed here.

>craigslist

Sounds legit, dude. Go for it.

Heres her, I'm going to try to take pills so I can last longer, and she will want to do this again.
I looked her up on my local university's student directory, SO I know for a fact shes legit. ;_;

>>4424267
I'd wait for Derek's confirmation if I were him.

This is me.... ;_;

>>4424270
>I'm going to try to take pills so I can last longer
NO. Bad fucking idea.
A trip to the hospital because your dick won't deflate ruins even the most fun of evenings.

>>4424277
NOT YOU AGAIN

Have fun bro; just make sure to wrap your dick up real nice.

>>4424291
He should take cantharides instead. Stinkbomb, aphrodisiac and deadly venom in one.

Fap, now. Then you probably won't want to do this after.

>>4424295
Whats wrong with me, I'm your typical lonely NEET.

Also i'm going to be taking tramadol so I will be hopped up on painkillers, not viagra.

My penis will just take longer to ejaculate, I've masturbated all the time on tramadol.

Fucking disgusting.

>>4424270
this girl is full of viruses
:(

>>4424270

>>4424341
What so disgusting, Anon, sexuality? Casual sex? 3D women? This particular women? Posting about it on /jp/?

>>4424356
All of the above.

>>4424270
>implying someone like that would be named Mari

I want to do anal with her and cum inside of her with no condom. I really want to do this, i've watched it in so many porns and I bet it feels amazing.

Obvious futa is obvious

>>4424362
And on the directory her full name was Marian, and she sent me this from a college email which you have to be a student to have.

>>4424270
Just because you're a loser doesn't mean not to have standards.

>>4424363

>your face when you pull out of her ass and she shits on the bed

>>4424381

I think she looks better than me, I just hope all the porn i've watched has taught me enough technique to satisfy her so she will do it with me again.

Enjoy your brown stinky cock.

>>4424270
That thing is a girl? Well, I guess if you're desperate.

Do it, and the report back after the deed so I can mock you some more.

>>4424270
That thing is a girl? Well, I guess if you're desperate.

Do it, and report back after the deed so I can mock you some more.

Here is another picture of me, and I think shes very attractive. I don't know what your alls problem with her is.

>>4424419
Enjoy your AIDS, bro

pig disgusting 3D whore

>>4424277
>>4424419
Can you only make one face or something?

OH GOD, HIDE BUTTAN NOW

oh god what

>>4424445
Heres the only picture I have of me not making that face, Its when I shaved my hair off.

Why the fuck are you posting your own picture? Why the fuck am I posting in a troll thread? Fuck!

>any tips?
Yes. Get the fuck out, and never come back.

This is me.

Another exciting thread on /jp/ - Blog/General

Thanks for being my blog /jp/!

>>4424214
Stop spamming AɳoɳTalk.com with your stupid shit.

If this is what you have to look forward to with being a normalfag, I'm rather ok with my NEET ways.

>>4424419
You have really low standards, don't you?
It makes me facepalm how some of you desperate fuckers are so quick to rush off to sex. Interpersonal relationships are a big NO in /jp/. So it would be best if you just left.

>>4424215
you go to >>>/r9k/ now ok?

lol

when are you two gonna hook up?

in my limited experience, even if you don't satisfy her, all you get is a few minutes of awkward talk or glances
then she'll just leave, or you'll leave and it's like it never happened

just wrap it tight bro

>>4424528
>implying normalfags solicit disgusting whores

>>4424543
No, dude, /adv/ does this bullshit now.

I don't know about you guys but I am actually enjoying this thread.