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A thread for the best doll!
Let's all love Shanghai!
Hourai and other dolls welcome as well!

>> No.44223153

The madman, he actually did it...

>> No.44223179

Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai
Hourai Hourai Hourai Hourai

>> No.44223215

France Holland Tibet Kyoto
London Russia Orleans

>> No.44223231
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U24_7ECyLOs

>> No.44223797
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The light of your life!

>> No.44224948
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I wanna play with dolls...

>> No.44225006
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Sorry anon, I have no pics of any dolls.

>> No.44225014

There already is an onahole general

>> No.44225019
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dolljoints sexy

>> No.44225043
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>>44225014
Yeah, but this thread is for the onahole army

>> No.44225274

>>44225006
Bakabaka~

>> No.44225770
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>>44223135
onahole

>> No.44227747
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Imagine being Alice... You have the power of many many cute dolls at your disposal whenever you want, just as many cute dolls as you want to play with and have "fun" with whenever you want... Tell me you don't want that... You'd be lying

>> No.44228103

>>44227747
How many times has alice just barely gotten the life sized risqué dolls put away when Marisa comes barging in?

>> No.44228159
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>>44227747
You will never be Alice, her doll, any other touhou or even a woman in general.

>> No.44228267

>>44228159
If that anon dresses up as Alice it would be enough for me

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>>44228159
You must be fun at parties
I just love Shanghai

>> No.44228883
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Look at this adorable little doll
Look at it
Look at it!

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>>44228393
I am, in fact.

>> No.44228983

>>44228906
Gross, get out of here normalfag

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>> No.44229297
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Smug Shanghai so powerful she spawned a thread
Even though the post was about Alice's breasts!

>> No.44230390

>>44229297
I want to see Shanghai naked instead
do you guys think Alice puts nipples on these?

>> No.44230827
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>>44230390
I have it on good authority that she does indeed make them anatomically correct... for reasons...

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>>44223179
>>44223215

>> No.44230896

>>44230887
kirai... kirai... rabin....
>>44230827
that's beautiful

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>>44230827
Woah! She even made unique panties for all of the dolls? I wonder which one has the coolest design.

>> No.44234036

>>44230827
Why are these dolls trying to seduce me? Don't they know it's working?

>> No.44234064
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>>44229297
Why did Shanghai also get naked and get in the water? Is she an erotic doll?

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>>44234064
Let us consider the implications for Shanghai getting in the bath
1)she is waterproofed, and thus able to handle all sorts of liquids on her delicate frame
2)her 'skin' must be a league above the other dolls, not only being supple but aided by moisture and minerals
3)she is in need of, or benefited from being 'cleaned'
4)considering she's never naked any other time she must have something to cover
5)by her smugness, she is aware of her inherent lewdness

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>>44234141
>2)her 'skin' must be a league above the other dolls, not only being supple but aided by moisture and minerals

What makes you think shanghai having great skin is something exclusive to her? How do you know Hourai doesn't share these qualities too, and she simply didn't get in the shower at the bath at the time because it wasn't needed?

>> No.44236619
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Did you guys know? There's a super sweet, beautiful, seductive real-life flesh-and-bone version of these dolls! Would you like to meet her? Is that even a question, of course yoh do! you can hug her, kiss her, cuddle with her, spend entire nights talking with her, knock her up and make even more of these dolls! she will cook and clean for you and love you to the moon and beyond!_

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>>44236619
Woah!!!! Where can I meet this awesome Makai maid???

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>>44236827
You don't have to go to makai! Just go to the human village, and ask around when the next puppet show will be! Attend it and flirt with the puppeteer!

>> No.44236953

Someone post that page with Futa Satori x Shangai by YASSY

>> No.44236966

Miss Marisa, look! I'm firing! I'm... fi...rin....
;_;

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>>44236936
Ah! I never knew Yumeko frequented the human village, very well! I can't wait to meet her!

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>>44237247
Yeah that's Hourai your thinking of, you can also have a life sized Shanghai, she's the one who does the puppets! Yumeko doesn't leave Makai and a degenerate like you will not be allowed anywhere near Makai!

>> No.44240548

>>44236936
But im not very good at flirting!
And such a cute girl wouldnt like me anyways!

>> No.44241691
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>>44240548
Just tell her her hair looks beautiful! Be nice to her! Keep hinting at your affection towards her! She's not shallow, she will like you because of your pure heart!
if she doesn't reciprocate, just tell me! I'll shoot my shot instead!

>> No.44243945

>>44240548
Its okay, just make her laugh and compliment her. The laughter is like the lube of love.

>> No.44249872

>>44225770
Delet

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>> No.44255793

>>44236619
>>44236936
Get off the computer Shinki.

>> No.44256476
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44256476

For me it's Goliath doll

>> No.44256497

>>44256476
Yes Alice. I can see that Goliath has nice feet thank you for pointing it out very cool

>> No.44257306

>>44236619
Eww stinky.

>>44253752
That's the stuff.

>> No.44257373

>>44253752
Shanghai...

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Is such the true fate of our beloved dolls?

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>>44229287
Why is she like this?

>> No.44270308

>>44256476
Why does Alice want me to fuck her giant doll?

>> No.44275585

>>44223135
The madman, he actually did it...

>> No.44279244
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>>44275585
Did he? Did he really

>> No.44283221
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you think Alice dresses her dolls as maid because she is still traumatised from this?

>> No.44285179

>>44283221
Traumatized from everyone falling for her dolls instead of her? More likely than you think!

>> No.44288495

>>44230887
Look at her go!

>> No.44288698

>>44230887
Alice is trying her hardest to rip her dress off, but she's too weak!

>> No.44294635

Sanghai? Hai!

>> No.44301129

Goodnight silly doll...

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How do you deal with this

>> No.44306201

>>44306155
The dolls are directly animated by Alice's subconscious. Therefore the only way Reimu can subdue her before a wave of horny dolls destroys gensokyo is to throw anon, who was there to pray and donate, at Alice after yelling at him to seduce her.
This will be the plot of touhou 19.5, trust me bro.

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